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H.K.T. "Variety Forty Eight"
Asuka-chan! This is the second time!
I didn't think it would last this long!
I'm so happy! I didn't know!
I'm so happy!
A lot of people are asking you to sing a song for them!
I'm happy!
Then, let's read some of your old songs!
Here it is!
This time, it's that again!
What kind of variety show is this?
Asuka-chan, I warned you last time.
I told you that you shouldn't say things like that.
That's right.
A lot of people are asking you to sing a song for them.
They expect you to sing a song for them.
So you shouldn't say things like that.
Let's switch places.
Let's start with "Howly will arrive"!
Yeah!
Let's call it out!
"Doshidoshi will arrive"!
Bikers are tough on Dreiler!
Sickness Killer!
We'll start with one of them.
This one is from "Sukisuki Haniwa"-san!
Haniwa-san, you forced yourself to say it, didn't you?
Good luck, Miyazaki!
That's right!
I'm happy for you!
Good evening, Miyazaki and her friends!
Good evening!
Last month, we had "Miyazaki's girlfriend"!
Miyazaki has a lot of beautiful girls!
That's right!
But there are a lot of interesting girls!
If you know of any Miyazaki stories you'd like us to talk about, please let us know!
There are a lot of Miyazaki stories!
There are a lot!
It might be different from other prefectures!
There are a lot!
For example, "Nanjakola Daifuku"!
There are a lot of delicious food!
That's right!
But among them, “Nanjakola Daifuku” is…
Isn't it delicious?
If you eat "Nanjakora Daifuku" together, you become a true couple!
You might kiss each other!
"Nanjakola Daifuku" and "Shoo!"
You get excited!
There are a lot of delicious food!
That's right!
For example, "Crête Tiffany"
That's right!
It's delicious!
Young people like it!
That's right!
There's also "Tebasaki Peachan"
"Tebasaki Peachan" is delicious!
From Miyazaki to Miyazaki!
- There is, right? - There is, right?
- It's delicious. - If you put it like that, I like takoyaki and tarman as well.
- Ah, really? - Yeah.
- Takoyaki and tarman are delicious! - They're delicious, right?
- Even though it's takoyaki and tarman... - Yeah?
- It's not "takoyaki" but... - Yeah?
- It's more popular with "Tebasaki Miho" than "Tebasaki Miho". - Ah!
- Is that so? - Yeah!
- And also... - Yeah?
- I heard that "takoyaki and tarman" came in second place! - Eh, where did it come in second place?
- At Home Wide! - At Home Wide!
- Yeah, yeah! - Ah, it came in second place!
- Yeah, yeah! At Home Wide, it came in second place! - Ah, really?
- Yeah, and also, it seems like "taiyaki" is also in second place! - Taiyaki?!
- This is also a topic that needs to be discussed! - "Takoyaki and tarman" isn't particular about "takoyaki" at all!
- It's not particular about it at all! - Yeah, it's not particular about it!
- Right?! - Yeah...
- I think you two should talk about it! - I think you two should talk about it!
- It's a topic that needs to be discussed! - It's a topic that needs to be discussed!
- Yeah... - Yeah...
- And so, we'd like you to listen to one song! - Ah!
- It's Miyazaki Bank's commercial song! - Ah!
- "Yume ni Ai ni Yuko" (Let's go see a dream) - A dream!
- Let's go see a dream - Let's go see a dream
- From person to person with a smile - From person to person with a smile
- Let's go see a dream - Let's go see a dream
- The city is healthy tomorrow as well - The city is healthy tomorrow as well
- Yeah! - Yeah!
- After all, you grew up listening to this! - Yeah!
- Between shows and shows, it plays about twice! - Yeah, about twice!
- "Ah, it came in second place again!" - "It came in second place again!"
- You remember it! - "My suit came in!"
- Yeah! - Like a salaryman, you sing it!
- Yeah, about five or six people sing it! - Yeah, about five or six people sing it!
- It's nostalgic! - It's nostalgic!
- And so, next up is... - Suddenly, a phone call segment!
- Last time, it was popular, so... - This time...
- This time, who are we going to call? - Yeah...
- We haven't decided yet... - We haven't decided...
- What should we do? - What should we do?
- Don't you have a style you want to call? - Yeah...
- Yeah... Ah, but... - Yeah...
- The other day, you said something about that Miyazaki-to-Miyazaki-de-osayo-ni-natta-tachi-arai - machi-no-ano-haraguchi-no-obachan...
- You're going to call? - Yeah...
- Is that haraguchi-no-obachan busy? - Busy... But I didn't know anything!
- I don't know anything! - I hope you know what's going on. - You're right!
- I might have chosen the wrong thing. - Should we call them one by one? - Let's do it.
I'm getting nervous...
- Let's talk. - How should we explain this? - I don't know anything, so... - I don't know anything.
- We have to explain it one by one. - That's right.
- What should we do? - I'm scared, I'm scared!
Ah, obachan...
Did she go to the bathroom or something?
- Yes, hello? - Is that haraguchi-no-obachan?
- Yes, it's haraguchi-no-obachan. - Obachan, obachan!
- I'm Tomius and Komada, who helped you the other day. - Oh, Komada!
- Yes, Komada? - Do you remember Miyazaki and Miyazaki?
- Miyazaki? - Do you remember Miyazaki and Miyazaki?
- I can hear a baby's voice! - Obachan, a baby's voice!
- Obachan, did you give birth to a baby? - Obachan, I gave birth to a baby.
- Obachan's daughter gave birth to a baby. - Daughter, daughter...
- What's wrong? - Um, obachan...
Um, right now, at the variety store...
Um... Ah, what's wrong? Are you okay?
Um... Miyazaki and Miyazaki...
Miyazaki and Miyazaki's All Night Miyazaki!
How was it?
There will be another segment like this later, so please look forward to it.
But I'm in trouble...
She's not here.
That usual little obachan.
I've heard rumors that you've got another job.
We're doing a location for "Variety 48" right now.
Oh, I'm sorry. I wasn't able to make it today.
You weren't able to make it? What are you doing right now?
Well, you know, I...
I've been working on a fishing location for a while now.
I'm sorry I couldn't make it earlier, Gon-san.
I'll listen to you.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, it can't be helped.
That's just how it is.
And you know, I've been getting more and more jobs.
Of course, there will be times when I won't be able to come to "Variety 48" from now on.
So I'm going to do a corner like this.
I'm going to look for a good MC while I'm at it, assuming you're going to be in charge of filming and editing in the future!
Normally, I wouldn't build a talent or anything like that.
But "Variety 48" doesn't have any money.
It really doesn't.
So I'm going to have one of the members of "HKT" do the big role!
So this time, we've invited these members!
Please come in!
Yay!
Yay! Yes, good morning!
You guys haven't changed much lately, have you?
Have you been getting more jobs lately?
No, as usual.
Why did you come?
What do you mean "why"?
You're the least suited type of person.
No, no, no!
2015. I'm going to switch up my mood.
Yoroinko.
You haven't switched up at all.
Are you pushing for that in 2015?
Yes.
I don't think it's going to be popular.
Bodoja fits you well.
Yes, I also host a lot of events in parks and such.
You're more of a skill type, aren't you?
Yes, I am.
Not skill type, but skill in a different sense.
Skeleton skill.
That one?
Yes, like you.
That one?
Look at your manicure, it looks like a skeleton.
What is this?
I'm going to do my best and show you my love for variety shows.
That's amazing.
Even if there is a fishing show, even if there is a skeleton, no matter what happens, I'm going to shoot "Variety Potato".
Are you serious?
If there is a skeleton, I'm going to shoot it.
Honestly, don't say it. Don't make cold comments.
I want a skeleton.
I know, but what kind of PR are you doing here?
Yamaguchi-chan.
Yes?
Yeah.
No, it's not "yeah".
Do you know what "MC" is?
Yes, I do.
Really? What do you do?
Someone who does something.
Someone who does something, right?
Have you ever done something like that before?
I've done it a few times, but I can't always speak Japanese.
I can't say it.
First of all, put the shooting time in your head.
There is a shooting schedule and time.
Put that time in your head and proceed smoothly.
And of course, the script is only written in numbers.
The rest is also an ad-lib.
Resilience.
Miyamoto-chan.
I don't like it.
The mini-corner you are about to do now is only written in a certain number of scripts.
It's only about numbers.
So the rest is an ad-lib.
And think about how you're going to do it yourselves.
How much do you usually decide?
At the time of the live show.
Well, it's about you deciding.
Then it's okay.
I don't know.
I guess it's different from the above.
This.
The first laugh in 2015.
Funny one-shot game corner.
It's started.
2015 is coming.
This year, we want to learn funny one-shot game.
We have invited funny one-shot game players.
I heard you have funny one-shot game.
I don't have funny one-shot game.
I heard you have funny one-shot game.
We will show you funny one-shot game.
Let's go to Tanaka-guni.
I'm at HKT theater.
Is there a hot spring?
Electricity is running.
Water is running, too.
Tanaka has a perm.
June.
I have a perm, too.
Firefly.
I have a perm, too.
I will show you my thumb.
And...
And? And?
No, no, don't go back!
Hey!
Okay, here we go.
What should I do? I'm in trouble!
Yes, more than I expected...
Did you feel uncomfortable?
Yes, I did.
When did you have the most trouble?
Well...
No...
I had trouble with everything!
Hahaha!
What?
Because you like to know everything.
Yes, I do.
You didn't eat cinnamon everyday, did you?
No, I didn't.
I didn't want to put poison in my eyes.
No, you don't have to put poison in your eyes!
Oh, really?
You don't have to put poison in your eyes!
Oh, really?
You don't have to put poison in your eyes!
Oh, please say more!
You don't have to put poison in your eyes!
Oh, please say more!
"Impromptu Reaction Face Contest"!
Yeah!
In this segment,
we'll have you express your reactions to a certain topic with your faces,
and we'll see who can make the best facial expressions!
The four people who will be reacting today are these members!
Yeah! Thank you!
Thank you!
And with that said,
among us, there are four ugly people!
Who's ugly?
They're idols!
Oh, really? They're idols?
Those three are idols!
Oh, really?
The setting for you to do the "reaction face" is...
Let's say you go to a concert,
and the person next to you has a face that looks exactly like you!
Oh, I see!
It's Doppelganger!
Yeah!
I don't think you've met him before.
Yeah.
Okay, so let's see Nao's reaction to meeting Doppelganger!
Three, two, one!
It's you, isn't it?!
She's laughing at herself!
Whose concert should we go to?
Okay, Yuzu's!
Yuzu's!
I see.
Like Yuzu, Yuzu's face is a little sour today.
No, it's not!
It's not like Yuzu at all!
Okay!
Shimono's reaction to meeting Doppelganger!
Three, two, one!
What's wrong?
Is your contact dry?
It's a little...
What?
It's a little ugly!
It hurts on the contrary.
It's kind of strong.
After all, it is more delicious if you put it in hard.
I can do it if it comes a little more.
Just say it. Just say it and practice.
You may be an MC from now on.
This ugly!
It's a little serious feeling.
Aunt, now...
That's a variety show.
What's wrong? Are you okay?
Miyazaki and Miyazaki...
Let's go home for a moment.
I'm recording a corner called "Miyazaki and Miyazaki".
Where are you recording now?
I'm doing a radio program called "Miyazaki and Miyazaki" in a tough place.
In the corner of "Let's make a sudden call without an app"...
Oh, I'm playing now.
Yes, that's right. The camera and everything is spinning.
Oh, it's amazing.
So...
So now...
The baby's crying voice is on TV right now.
By the way...
Have you ever been to Miyazaki?
I've been to Miyazaki many times.
Miyazaki's camp.
I've been to a lot of camps.
Yes, I've been there all the time.
Do you have a favorite Miyazaki dialect?
I love Miyazaki dialect.
It's a little Miyazaki dialect.
Oh, I'm so happy.
By the way, do you have a favorite Miyazaki dialect?
What was it?
Your way of speaking is so kind, isn't it?
- That's right. - That's right.
- Are you copying me? - That's right.
That's right, that's right, that's right.
If I had to choose one, since you speak so fast,
Miyazaki's kind of...
I'm not copying you, but I love those words.
- Thank you very much. - Thank you very much.
- No problem. - Thank you very much.
Then, on the contrary, when you go to Miyazaki next time,
I'd like you to teach me a Miyazaki dialect that I can use.
- Really? - Yes.
- Then... - I don't have a pen or a ballpoint pen, but I'll remember it.
- Please remember it. - Yes, please.
- Then... - Yes.
- Then... - What should I say?
- Then... "gantare"? - "Ha"?
- "Gantare"? - "Gantare"?
I heard you say "ha" and "atsugan" just now.
- "Gantare"? "Gantare"? - "Ga", "gantare", "awatare" means "gantare".
- I'll remember it. - "Gantare" means "yakutatazu".
- "Yakutatazu", "gantare" - "Gantare" means "yakutatazu".
- When you say "yakutatazu", use "gantare". - "Gantare" means "yakutatazu", "gantare".
- "Gantare"? - Yes, "gantare".
- I remembered it. - Thank you very much.
- Yes, I understand. - Please take care of my baby.
- I understand. Thank you very much. - Thank you very much.
- I was surprised. Thank you for your hard work. - Thank you.
- It was "Gantare" in Miyazaki, wasn't it? - I forgot it already.
- It was "gantare" in Miyazaki, wasn't it?
- What was it?
It's "Let's have a fun and exciting talk with everyone" corner!
Exciting? It's not fun and exciting? Let's have a fun and exciting talk.
- You're talking too loud. - Yes.
- Today, we have these people. - What a mess!
- What a messy introduction!
- Well, let's have a fun and exciting talk with everyone. - It's like kindergarten.
- Let's have a fun and exciting talk. - Yes.
- Well, I'm going to say a topic and let you talk about it. - Yes.
- I'd like you to talk about what surprised you the most recently. - Yes.
- Kun-chan, what about you? - Oh, I have one!
I have one!
Wow, that's a lot!
I have one!
What's funny? What's funny? Is it funny?
- Is it funny? Is it funny? - I don't know.
Funny? What's funny?
- You're funny. - What's funny?
- Your face? - No, no, no.
- Wait a minute. - Is it funny?
- Your face is funny.
- Is it funny? - Don't come!
Don't come!
- What's wrong with this host? - Don't come!
I've never been told not to come by a programmer.
Talk!
Let's the talk!
It's started but...
How is everyone?
Are you motivated?
We are!
Are you?
Of course!
Then everyone, let's get excited!
Today's topic is...
I thought I was going to die for sure!
That's an amazing topic.
It happens, doesn't it?
Who said "it happens"?
Me! Me! Me!
Then, Incha!
Recently, I've been...
My heart rate is really fast!
My demand is shrinking...
I think it's always shrinking.
Please go to the hospital!
It's dangerous.
The later it is, the more dangerous it is.
Recently, I've been...
It's hard for me to react to the sensor.
Even if I go in front of the automatic door, it doesn't open.
Or if I go in front of the automatic door, it cuts me off.
I think it's always shrinking.
That's amazing.
I feel sorry for you.
But...
That's...
What is it?
I can't think of any words.
Then...
On the contrary, I've been caught too many times.
Recently, I've been caught four times at the security inspection station.
Why?
I've reacted to various things like metal and shoes.
In that case, what do you want me to do?
Please go to the hospital!
As I thought!
Automatic treatment.
Yes, please go to the hospital.
Anyway, let's continue.
I don't want it anymore.
Recently...
Anyway, please go to the hospital!
[I love you, Mom!]
Anyway, let's continue.
It's a new topic.
I don't like it anymore.
Recently...
Anyway, please go to the hospital!
I want to talk to you like "Mom!"
What is it?
I want you to do it.
Because I love you, Mom!
Yes!
I love you, but...
Recently, I'm rebellious.
So, I don't want to see you.
What!?
You surprised me.
Your face...
Okay, next!
Yes!
I don't want to see you.
What!?
You don't want to see me?
No.
What about you, Sina?
I...
I don't want to see you.
What!?
What about you, Yuno?
Yes?
Yes.
I don't want to see you.
What!?
You don't want to see me?
I don't.
It's because we see each other every day.
Actually...
I don't want to see you, either!
Let's go!
It's wonderful to be able to live like that.
Let's go there.
I love you, I love you.
A while ago, I did...
a bungee jump in New Zealand.
What!?