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H.K.T. Variety Forty-eight!
H.K.T. Forty-eight members will challenge various projects.
H.K.T. Variety Forty-eight!
Let's start. Five seconds before the show. Four, three...
Miyazaki and Miyazaki's "All Night Miyazaki"!
Miyazaki and Miyazaki's behavior is amazing.
The director asked the radio hosts of KBC to borrow their radio booths.
I wonder how much Miyazaki and Miyazaki will like this show.
I'm sure they'll like it.
I'm happy.
It's hard to imitate an American or Japanese.
You're right.
We're celebrities now.
Let's get started.
Why?
I'm sure this show was written by you.
Let's get started.
I don't want to reveal it.
The staff and I worked hard and worked hard.
Let's not talk about the behind-the-scenes.
I had a lot of fun.
I'm sorry for making you feel bad.
Let's switch.
The script has arrived.
It's old.
It's about five years old.
It's about five hundred and sixty-three years old.
Let me read it.
The mango juice I want to give you as a pen name.
That's mean.
Good evening, Miyazaki and Miyazaki.
Good evening.
I'm going on a trip to Miyazaki with my girlfriend.
That's nice.
If you go to Miyazaki, where do you recommend we go?
- There's a lot of places. - There's Aoshima and Phoenix and stuff like that.
- That's pretty normal. - Yeah, yeah.
- If you're young, you can only go there. - Yeah, you can only go there.
"Karaoke party," "choco banana."
"Choco banana," maybe?
I've said "choco banana" a lot of times.
- But... - Yeah.
- What do you do? "Choco banana," "choco banana." - Yeah, "choco banana."
"500 yen coin," maybe?
"Charingo," maybe?
- There's a lot of people you'll know if you go. - Yeah.
- It's like "let's sing together." - Yeah, "choco banana."
- I hope you two go. - I hope you do.
- I hope you fall in love. - I hope you fall in love.
Okay, we'll play a song for you.
Here we go.
Bandai Home's "Yellow Elephant."
Yellow elephant, why?
Why do you eat a lot of yellow bananas?
You'll turn yellow, bandai home!
- Yay! - Yay!
- It's such a wonderful song. - It is.
- Did you sing it at your wedding? - I did.
- Everyone sang it. - Yeah!
- Really? - Okay, here's the next segment.
- "Sudden phone segment!" - "Phone segment!"
- Sounds good. - This segment is...
Sudden phone segment!
It's a segment like that, but we haven't decided on
- who will be our first guest yet. - We haven't decided yet?!
- Who should we choose? - What should we do?
- Who should we choose? - I don't mind who it is, but...
When we watched "Baratie Forte" last time,
- Ii-chan said she'd never seen Miyazaki and Miyazaki before. - I haven't!
- I can't believe you! - I can't believe you, Hittamage!
- I'd like to ask her why. - Because we're in the same group.
- I'll call her and ask. - You'll call Ii-chan?
- What should we do? - What should we do?
- We have to eat yakisoba or something. - You love it, don't you?
- I'm scared.
- I'll call her again. - I'm scared. - I'm scared.
- Yes? - Hello?
- Ii-chan?
- Do you recognize me?
- Kon-san. - Yes?
- This is the last Variety 48 show of the year. - Yes!
- This is the last show of the year. - Yes!
- And it's the first time for HKT48 to be on that national show! - Congratulations!
- It's amazing, isn't it, HKT? - I know, right?
- Wow, you made it that far? - Before we knew it!
- HKT48 viewers. - Yes?
- This time, we'd like to do something that's becoming more and more popular. - What is it?
- It's the first time for HKT48 to be on a national show on New Year's Day! - Yes!
- It's the red and white jaw joint! - Jaw joint?!
- No, I don't usually do things like that. - No, no, no.
- Then, can I do it longer? - No, you can do it!
[Jaw joint]
- There's a chance for it to grow from now on! - There's something you want it to do.
- Yes, yes, yes. - Is this "a"? - It's "a" jaw joint.
- Wow, it's coming out! - Ah, I see, I see.
- "It's coming out" doesn't mean "it's dirty". - It's dirty! It's dirty! It's dirty!
- Don't touch it! Don't touch it!
[Jaw joint]
- Jaw joint! - Jaw joint!
- Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? - Hey...
- That's fast!
- It's almost over!
- You can do it!
- It's almost over, Mama!
- Just two more, Mama!
Let's have her on stage.
Please!
Don't reveal it!
One, two...
Chin!
There it is!
I know, I know...
No, no, that's weird!
But...
I...
Well...
I've said it countless of times...
Yes, yes, yes...
I still...
Don't have a chin.
You're stupid!
You know what it is, don't you?
Every time it's revealed...
One question mark more and more...
No, no, it's not a question mark...
You're amazing, too!
You're A-ranked, too!
I'm A-ranked, too!
This is amazing!
Look!
Wow, it's amazing!
Look, it's good, look!
Scary, scary...
You're getting sharper and sharper every day!
Every day...
I'm growing!
Here...
"B" means "B", right?
That, too...
It's been coming up a little recently...
Why?
Yeah, like...
It's a habit of mine...
I just let it out like this...
I thought, "Oh, no, no..."
And I've brought it back, but...
At first, I didn't have much motivation...
But now that I've come this far...
I just want to get closer to A-ranked...
You're so ambitious!
What about you, Cinnamon?
You're still round, aren't you?
I'm not A-ranked...
You're not A-ranked?
Yeah, so...
I wonder why people call me that...
Then, please go home...
No, no, no...
It's my job, so I'll do it...
Sister!
That's great!
You definitely want to do it, don't you?
Yeah, I don't want to reduce my job...
Oh, really...
But you're the type of person who goes out when you feel like it, right?
Yeah, that's right...
You're the type of person who goes out when you feel like it, right?
Yeah, that's right...
You know...
She's the type of person who stores things...
It's like a bicycle when you get off it.
I see!
When you ride it, it becomes a proper bicycle.
It does.
How about you, group 1?
We'll do our best!
Well...
In the meantime, in opposition to this red group...
Yes.
Actually, there's not much confidence in their chin...
Yes.
The white group is here!
Let's go!
Yeah!
They don't seem confident anymore.
I thought it was a variety show!
Wow!
You have a great sense of humor!
Huh? No, I don't!
Huh? But...
I secretly thought about it.
Huh?!
Why?
That you have something decent.
You're pretty sharp, aren't you?
I'm not sharp!
You're sharp!
How about you, group 1?
I'm fine!
Oh, you're fine!
I'm sorry!
Mana-chan was in there for a bit!
Um...
When I got my chin done...
I wondered why I wasn't called out...
Oh, you thought about it too?
I thought my chin was sticking out a little...
If Shimano-san calls me out, then I'll be called out, right?
Don't make me lose my job!
Huh? Why are you here?
Huh? Why?
Why are you here?
Why?
Your chin isn't sticking out at all!
But I don't think my chin is sticking out...
It's not sticking out, is it?
Why are you here?
I don't know!
Then try sticking out your chin as much as you can!
It's not sticking out at all!
It's cute!
It's not sticking out at all!
Don't lick my chin!
Right?
What are you doing?!
It's cute!
Don't lick my chin!
Wow...
You're making me look bad!
And also...
Huh? How's my chin?
How's my chin?
It's not sticking out, is it?
Then do you know why you were called out?
I don't know...
You don't know?
You two don't know?
Right? You don't know, do you?
Have you ever seen my chin?
No...
I've never seen your chin, so I'm in!
You haven't seen it?!
I don't know what happened, but you got drunk, didn't you?
If you get drunk, you'll get a good one.
I can't help it!
So today, we're going to have a third match!
Third Match
Chin Mini Car Relay Match!
As the name suggests, using your chin, the team that reaches the mini car in front of you about 2 meters ahead of the goal wins!
And then, in about the middle of the game, you'll touch the button.
"About the middle of the game"? Isn't that a huge "about"?
"About the middle of the game", I see.
That's great. It's like a really cheap TV show.
What is this?
It's not like a desk game.
They just put it up on the screen, didn't they?
Yeah, they just put it up.
Shall we start with the red team first?
The players are...
Imada and Goto!
These two!
Let's begin!
Ready...
Start!
They touched it!
They can't put it back in!
Wow!
That's fast!
Wow!
Look! They're touching their chin!
They're touching their chin!
Go for it! Go for it!
Red team!
Fast! Fast!
Ah! Ah!
They're drifting! They're drifting!
They're drifting!
Wow!
22 seconds!
If Imada were to drop it once, it would have just landed normally.
Would you like to hold it up?
Ingi was also drifting sideways.
Really?
She was drifting the whole time.
Well, she was able to lift just one chin for today.
She lifted just one chin.
The white team's challengers are Sakamoto and Yamauchi!
The red team wins!
Not yet! Not yet!
Do it! Do it!
Not yet.
So cute!
What a nice face!
I want to take you home!
You're right!
Why don't you make a music video out of it?
I'm sure it'll sell well!
Get ready!
Start!
Wait! Wait!
OK! OK!
You're good! You're good!
OK! OK!
You can do it!
You can do it! You can do it!
A little more! A little more! A little more!
38 seconds! 38 seconds!
The white team's time is 38 seconds!
That was fast!
If you do it, you can do it!
That's right!
If you do it, you can do it!
But Kon-san, you used your hands a little bit.
Yeah, I used my hands.
Why?
Because you said you can only use your chin, right?
Because I don't have a chin.
Because...
It's impossible!
Impossible?
It's impossible, right?
It's impossible!
Right?
But...
Um...
Ah! Ah! Ah!
The person in the back is angry!
She's angry!
She fixed it in an instant.
I'm scared.
Yes.
Hello?
Ii-chan?
Do you know it's me?
Ii-chan.
Oh, great.
Tomioshi is also here.
Thank you.
Why are you so low-tension?
Yeah, it's like everyone is sleeping.
Oh, really?
Actually, I'm doing a project called "All Night Miyazaki" with Miyazaki and Miyazaki.
What?
It's a radio show.
I'm on it.
Yeah, it's like a project.
I have something I want to ask you.
On the last "Variety48" broadcast, Ii-chan said she had never seen Miyazaki and Miyazaki's corner.
What do you want to know about it?
Why "All Night Miyazaki"?
Yeah.
Why is that?
Well, first of all...
Wait a minute.
Ii-chan, this is a TV show.
Let's turn the camera around.
Is that so?
Yeah.
Why "All Night Miyazaki"?
Well, I don't have my own corner now.
Yeah.
And I don't get along with Kei-chan and Asuka- chan.
Yeah.
And I heard rumors that they went on location and were asked things like that.
Yeah.
I'm not sure if I'm wrong about it.
You're pretty honest.
You don't hide your feelings.
You say it straight.
Yeah.
But I've seen it a little bit.
I've seen it about 0.5 times.
Oh, when was that?
You know, when moms go out.
Yeah.
You know?
Yeah.
I've seen it a little bit.
Yeah.
It was a little funny and frustrating, so I went to my room.
No, but... I'm sorry to make you feel like that. I'm sorry. It's not like I did it on purpose, but...
We're pretty desperate, too, and we've been making jokes and stuff every time.
Yeah, I've seen it, too. Yeah, we've been doing it since we were in school, right?
Yeah. I'm pretty serious about it, so I want you to see it in a warm way.
You know, like... You know what I'm saying, right?
Yeah, I like that.
You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying?
Asuka, do you have any last questions you'd like to ask?
Then... Then, can you tell me three good things about Miyazaki?
Oh, um... The chicken nanban in the bath is delicious and...
Um...
There is...
I don't know much about Miyazaki, so it was a little dark.
It's been really fun so far, but now it's suddenly dark.
It's a very deep story, but it's a bright feeling, and it's the last ending.
Is it the ending?
So, before the ending, we had such a dark story.
So, I was relieved that I could do it this time, too.
I hope many people will know about Miyazaki in the future, too.
It's a little off-track, isn't it?
It's a little off-track, but I don't know if there will be a next time.
Let's do our best from now on.
- I'm serious, really. - Are you serious?
- Can you lose? - I'll do my best.
That's right.
Ago Hayaoshi Quiz!
Yay!
As you can see from the naming, we'll give you three quizzes.
The team with more correct answers will win.
Itou-chan wants to join Ago Four.
- She wants to win completely. - She doesn't want to lose to Shion-san.
She's been fighting with me for a while now.
- This is a good picture. - How do you feel now?
I'm serious now.
- Are you serious? - Can you lose? - I'll do my best.
This is what happens when you talk.
Quiz!
Among HKT48 members, two of them were born on November 21st.
- Who and who? - Oh! Shinobu! - Yes!
- Sanshihara Rino-san and Kobata Hiroka-chan. - Correct!
Yay!
Red sea!
Here is the question!
The highest mountain in Japan is Mt. Fuji, but...
Can we go back?
Let's answer first.
Aburayama?
What kind of question do you think it is?
Is there a lower mountain in Fukuoka?
Please go back.
Let's continue.
The highest mountain in Japan is Mt. Fuji, but...
The longest river in Japan is...
Oh! Ito-chan!
I don't know about this.
What is "long river"?
What do you mean by "long river"?
It's not "long river".
I don't know.
Oh! Akira-chan!
Chinano River?
What is that?
Correct!
What is "chinano river"?
You won twice in a row.
You know the winner, don't you?
No, we haven't won yet.
Let's double the points.
Let's not do that.
Let's not do that?
Let's not do that!
Will it be exciting this time?
Chinano River Quiz!
No, no, no.
Your butt is moving, too.
No, no, no.
Your face is moving, too.
You look like a hippo.
Melon?
Wow!
Correct!
Wow!
You have 35 seconds.
Wow!
You won four times in a row!
Now, Kon-san, this match was won by the red team.
Yes.
Once again, red team, what did you think of it?
Don't you think the red team will win in the actual match as well?
In the actual match...
Ah, I see what you mean.
I totally forgot about it.
You won, you won.
So, today, we have someone who wants to give you a special message.
Who is it?
I don't know at all.
You don't know at all, do you?
I don't know at all.
[Who is it?]
So, today, we have someone who wants to give you a special message.
Who is it?
I don't know at all.
You don't know at all, do you?
I don't know at all.
So, please show us!
Good morning!
Everyone is saying "Ah, it's an amateur's toy!"
It's a mess.
It's totally Raihindo's costume, isn't it?
Wait a minute.
Even though you came to see us, you're wearing Exile- san's costume.
No, no, no.
I'm sorry.
We're doing a live show.
It's true that we're doing a live show today.
Exile-san's costume.
But, this time...
Yes.
What did you come here for?
I couldn't stay here forever, so I wrote you a letter again.
I wrote you a letter again.
H.K.T.48 Agohots and Agohots.
Congratulations on your first solo appearance at a national event on New Year's Day.
When I heard the news, I was honestly surprised at first.
And I feel like my aunt's chin has grown a little because of her happiness.
Agohots, your chin has grown well recently.
When you appear on TV, I can only look at your chin.
Kumazawa-chan, Ito-chan, nice to meet you.
Look at me.
Nice to meet you.
I've met you before.
Kumazawa-chan, Ito-chan, nice to meet you.
She read my letter again.
Is he laughing right now?
From my point of view, you two are in A rank.
You two are big shots.
You're like a mountain goat.
You're laughing too much.
I'm crying.
You have to cry.
I feel like I'm going to cry.
It's wonderful to be alive.
Let's go again today.
Ski-ski-skip.