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H.K.T. Variety 48!
H.K.T. 48 members will challenge themselves to a variety show!
H.K.T. Variety 48!
H.K.T. 48 members will challenge themselves to a variety show!
You're funny! Get out of here!
What are you doing?
Kon-san, in HKT48 there are many unique and interesting members who are called "the variety team", right?
That's right!
That's why we decided to create a "team variety" on our own!
Wow! That's great!
I'm looking forward to it!
The next generation of "variety" members who will continue to play an active role in this show!
In other words, we discovered the origin of "variety" and decided to reinforce the "team variety" members!
Wow! Isn't that enough now? There are quite a lot of members!
No! But we will reinforce it even more and make this show even more interesting!
Wow!
That's why we decided to create a "team variety" team!
This time we will hold an "origin of "variety" audition!
It's an audition!
That's great!
We will call you from among the "origin of "variety" members who have been active in the show so far!
First of all, we will announce the winner of the first performance number one competition held in 2012!
This person will appear!
Ms. Ueki, please!
Yes! Good morning!
Good morning!
I'm a judge! Hello!
Hello!
I'm a judge!
You look great today, too!
Good morning!
Next, we will announce the winner of the second performance number one competition held in 2013!
Yes!
This person will appear!
Hello!
Ah! She's here!
She's here!
Hello! It's been a while!
As expected of Ms. Ogara!
As expected of her!
Yes! Yes!
Ah! She's here!
She's here!
I'm scared! I'm scared!
Next up is this person who is a leader of "team variety"!
Please come in!
Eh?
She's here!
That's weird!
Hello! Good morning!
Huh?
What kind of character is this?
Huh?
It's "team variety"'s Shibome!
Come out!
Next up is...
She's been wearing it a lot lately!
It's this team's leader!
Please come in!
"I hate you, why?" "Why do you hate me?"
If you eat a lot of bananas
You'll get yellow
Dandai Home
Hello! We're Miyazaki Family!
I think you've all seen it on TV, but Miyazaki has a super famous commercial!
Have you seen it, grandma?
I don't know!
These two broke up in Miyazaki, didn't they?
But yesterday, I happened to take a taxi home, and the driver said he was a big fan!
It's super funny!
I don't know! I don't know!
What kind of movie is that?
What are you talking about?
In addition to these five, we'd like to have Combat Man-san as our sixth member!
Thank you!
This time, we're going to form a team called "Variety", but you're already members of "Variety"!
Yay!
In order to increase the number of new members of "Team Variety", we're going to find out the origins of "Variety".
First of all, Ms. Ueki, what will be the criteria for judging this time?
What?
You're going to be a judge?
During this audition, I wanted to find a third Egashira-san who would suit me.
So I chose Ms. New Egashira-san.
Why are you so particular about Egashira-san?
What do you think about this?
I don't think so.
Well, it depends on how well you have proportioned your body.
Or how well you put on make-up.
Isn't it Miss Grand Prix?
No, it's not.
It's not Miss Grand Prix or Miss Universe.
Oh, it's not?
No, it's not.
The last one is Miyazaki and Miyazaki duo.
Yes, it is.
Wow, that's amazing.
You two have become like Manakana recently.
Huh?
Hello! I'm the funny one, Tekinshai!
Good morning!
Oh, someone's here!
Someone's here!
Someone's passing by!
Oh, someone's here!
This is weird.
What's going on?
This is weird.
Turn off the camera.
Come forward.
Come forward!
This is weird.
What's going on?
Don't sing unless you're Miyazaki and Miyazaki duo!
Sorry!
How did you remember that song?
We sang it casually.
Wow!
That was quick!
Apologize to Fun Time Home!
Wait!
The songwriter took over in the opening!
Do you want to join Team Variety?
Yes!
Do you want to join Team Variety?
No!
You don't look like it.
Hey!
Recently, my juniors' momentum is so strong that I'm in a hurry, so I want to do my best!
I will do my best to increase my work!
I'm Iwadamina, who you wanted me to call "chin planning".
You're right!
Are you fine?
I'm fine!
Are you still snacking today?
Well...
I'm in business for now.
I was looking forward to it!
That's a good smile!
I'm really looking forward to it!
I want to be in the first place!
And finally...
Is Yamauchi-chan looking anxious?
This is the second appearance of this program!
Yamauchi-chan!
I've been waiting for you!
How are you?
I'm nervous.
Are you nervous?
Yamauchi-chan...
Yamauchi-chan, why are you going back and forth?
All the time...
It's a habit!
Now, I'd like to announce the rules for this time!
There is no limit to the number of people who pass!
Wow!
Anyway, if it's interesting, anyone will pass!
Yes!
And in the end...
Ueki-shou...
Okada-shou...
Sakaguchi-shou...
Miyazaki-kombi-shou...
And the person chosen for the combat show will pass!
For each show, more than one person may be chosen!
Yes!
So, everyone, you have plenty of chances!
Do your best!
Yes!
Now, I'd like you to show off your variety skills!
You only have one chance!
Wow!
On that one chance, show off your funny side!
Yes!
Are you ready?
Yes!
Well then, I'd like to appoint you as a candidate, but I'd like you to show off your funny way of raising your hand.
Even as a comedian, I get nervous when you say things like that.
Well then, first of all, raise your hand if you want to show off your funny side!
Oh! Oh! Oh!
You're amazing! You're amazing! You're very close!
Well, I raised my hand like Jojo.
Cinnamoroll!
Well, I'm a little nervous, but I'd like you to do a famous scene from "The Rose of Versailles" by Takanazuka Kageki, who's been into it lately.
Here we go.
Oscar! Oscar, don't come! The enemy is close!
André! André!
Oscar! Oscar, where are you?!
Can't you see me?! Why did you follow me?!
Oscar! Oscar...
Just... take... care... of... me...
André!
- We... - Isn't that too long?
...shall not abandon his hand.
We shall fight until the end!
For freedom, equality and love!
- Too long. - We...
...shall start with Bastille's will...
...and show our strength!
We...
...shall go!
It's too long!
- Wait! - Wait!
- You can do it! - You can do it!
- She's got the energy. - Next!
- André... - She sings a lot.
...take... care... of... me...
...shall... not... abandon... your... hand...
- Wait, wait, wait! - It's too long!
- Wait, wait, wait!
- It's too long! - It's too long!
It's not the length of a TV.
- It's too long! - Nao-san is sleeping!
- Nao-san, Nao-san! - She's sleeping!
- Nao-san, are you okay? - André is very happy!
She's finished!
She's very happy!
- Okay, Okada-chan... - Yes?
...what did you think of that performance?
- No, but... - Yes?
...I think...
...I'm getting used to Egashira-san.
- Oh! - Yes, yes, yes!
- What made you think that? - Um...
...the way his body... his spine... his spine moves...
- Yes! - Yes!
- I was very moved by that! - Really?
- Can you say "spine"? - Can you say "spine"?
- Spine! - Oh!
- Oh!
- Can you say "spine" in that flow? - Yes!
- Next! - Yes!
- That was beautiful! - Beautiful!
- Okay, next! - Yes!
- If you want to do it, raise your hands! - Yes!
- Yes!
- So cool! - Oh, my!
- Oh, my! That's nostalgic! - Yes!
- Sakura Kinto-san! - Now!
- Oh, my! That's nostalgic! - Now!
- If only we had that! - Now!
- Oyama Amusement Park! - Oyama Amusement Park!
Well, I don't really do one-shot games or anything like that,
but today I'd like to break my shell and do it.
I'm going to sing Naotaro Moriyama's "Sakura" in Hagio.
Here I go!
Ha-fu-ra, ha-fu-ra, hi-ha-ha, hi-ho-ho-bufu...
Shuur!
Time's up!
- Wait, wait, wait! - Not yet, not yet.
Is there a request you'd like me to sing for you?
- Can you do that? - Not at all.
- This is totally a sales pitch, isn't it? - Not at all.
Not at all, but...
- At work. - At work. - At work.
Za-zu-za, za-zu-za, zi-za-za, zi-yo-yo...
Time's up!
- Do you do it in private? - I do it at home.
I don't really show it in front of the members,
but I do it at home and my mom says, "Do it."
I say, "Do it in one shot."
- Your mom has a bad mouth. "Do it in one shot." - "Do it in one shot."
- Nao-san, how did you like it? - Well...
I've always had bangs,
but I think it's cute with it down today.
I'm sorry.
I don't care about your bangs.
Next up, please raise your arms!
Yes!
That's a good one!
That's great! It's cute from a girl's point of view!
- Cute! - That's good!
Next up...
I'm going to imitate Ashida Mana-chan.
You know...
I'm Ashida Mana.
My manager can't use me.
The other day...
I saved a sparrow.
And then...
I went to shoot the other day.
The sparrow was at the telegraph pole...
And I dropped a fan!
It wasn't a sparrow's return gift...
It was a fan's return gift!
A sparrow's return gift, right?
A sparrow's return gift!
A fan's return gift!
A fan's return gift? No way!
Okay, moving on...
When I imitate Ashida Mana-chan...
I'm often told that I look like Ashida Yu-san...
So I'm going to imitate Ashida Yu-san.
Hello!
Does anyone know me?
Oh, my name?
Yeah, yeah, yeah...
I'm Ashida Mana!
Time's up!
Amazing!
Ashida Mana was imitating you...
And a fan's return gift is really funny, right?
I made a mistake.
Okay, moving on...
This is crazy, right?
I'm wearing my best outfit!
Imitating Rikopi
Here I go!
I'm going to imitate Rikopi!
Hello! I'm Rikopi and Saka-chan!
Welcome back!
There's another one that's really similar.
In the song "100 Meter Convenience Store",
Mai-chan runs like a maniac and we'll imitate her running style.
Time's up!
You were really good at the end.
It was really fast.
She praised you!
How was it for you two from Miyazaki?
That's right!
That's why we call you "Mana-Kana"!
Let's move on!
Yes!
Let's go to the next round!
Well, I'm 15 years old and I'm in the 3rd year of middle school.
I'm Yuna Yamauchi.
I'm nervous today, but I'll do my best because I have my favorite Komada-san!
I'll do my best!
Well, I'll imitate an animal, a rabbit, and I'll imitate Sakaguchi-san.
Sakaguchi-chan will imitate you.
First of all, I'll imitate a rabbit.
It's a rabbit! I'm sorry!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
It's impossible for a rabbit to talk.
But it's the opposite of what I imagined.
It's a rabbit!
- There's more? - Yes, there's more.
I'll imitate Sakaguchi-san.
I'm 20 years old and I'm trying to be mature and sexy.
I'm Sakaguchi Riko!
Time's up!
Yamauchi-chan, can you show us what you're really like?
I'm 20 years old and I'm like...
- Like this, right? - No.
- How do you do it? - You have to raise your head more.
Go home!
- Go home! - Why do you have to show us what you're really like?
- Next! - Yes!
- She's here. - She's here.
- It's just a kid, right? - Let's go, kid!
- I'm nervous! - Nice to meet you!
Did you lose to Fujisaki?
- Didn't you lose? - Didn't you lose?
- Yes!
Yes! Um...
I'm really nervous about this kind of project for the first time.
But I'll do my best!
Today...
I'd like to play with what I have!
Oh!
Ta-dah!
Spoon!
Oh, it's a spoon!
What's so important?
Well, I'll start now!
Ultraman!
Kamen Rider!
Well...
Next, I'd like to do a proper spoon bend!
I'll do it!
One, two...
Spoon bend!
Bend only!
It's old! It's old! It's a little old!
It's old! It's old in general!
Vision test!
What should I do with you?!
I like fire!
Time's up!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
Where did you get this spoon bend from?
It's delicious!
No, no, it's not delicious!
I'm not good at this kind of thing, so I searched on the Internet yesterday...
I searched on the Internet...
I searched for "one shot game" at a drinking party...
That's why you kept doing old-fashioned jokes!
It's old!
[Cracker Jack]
Now, it's time for the results!
First of all, I'd like to ask for the profit certificate.
Profit certificate.
No.
Profit certificate is...
Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Um...
Can you not change it on your own?
If it's profit certificate...
If it's profit certificate, it's going to be something amazing.
Yes.
I just turned on the TV, and now you're announcing profit certificate?
It can't be helped. Just say it.
Then, please give me the profit certificate.
Profit certificate without profit certificate is...
Say it yourself.
How many?
Congratulations!
What?
Because...
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Um, it was subtle, but...
Yes.
Um...
I'm a reporter of "nao".
What?
I don't know what you mean.
"nao" means "nao", right?
Yes.
Ah!
"nao", "nao", right?
Yes.
Then, what you announced today is...
Um... I didn't think much about it.
Is that so?
That's right.
She's a judge.
Amazing!
She's amazing.
Now, let's continue.
Yes.
Okada show, please.
Yes.
The one who won the glorious Egashira show is...
Okada show, Okada show.
Say it.
Egashira show.
Okada show, please.
That's enough, Egashira.
I don't want you to choose me.
You're doing this to me.
I don't want you to choose me.
I won't go with one shot.
The one who won the glorious Egashira show is...
Yuki Shimono and...
Yuna Yamauchi!
Congratulations!
Wow!
But I have to give my second name "Egashira".
Ah, you have to do it.
Egashira, Egashira!
Yes.
Even though you passed, you two are in trouble.
Do we have a right to refuse?
You have to do "Egashira", don't you?
What are you going to do? Are you going to quit, Aoi?
No, I won't choose a job.
Well, since you two are in, it's fine, right?
Congratulations!
Well then, let's continue.
Sakaguchi-shou, please.
Yes.
No, it's not.
It's "Ms. Universe", isn't it? Everyone does gag and stuff, right?
It's weird, right?
Sakaguchi-shou and "Ms. Universe" will be announced.
No, it's not.
Aoi, you're playing the drums.
Rie-san and Yamauchi Yuna-chan!
Congratulations!
It's amazing. The number of members is increasing.
Well then...
Miyazaki duo-shou, please.
Yes.
Miyazaki duo-shou, the number of members is...
No, it's not "the number of members is increasing".
It's not "the number of members is increasing".
One, two...
It's "everyone" so far!
What? What?
"One, two" doesn't make any sense!
If you say "one, two", you can't put them together.
If you do it normally, you'll get it right.
What did you like about it?
"Everyone" so far!
Congratulations!
Well then, this way, please.
Well then, Mr. Kombat, Mr. Kombat, there is one person left, but only Mr. Kombat can stay.
Yes, yes, yes.
Well then, I will announce it at the end.
Mr. Kombat is...
Goto! Congratulations!
Wow!
Annoying, annoying.
I did it!
This annoyingness.
Ah, you like it?
This annoyingness.
Yes.
Well then, this time, all members passed!
Wow!
I did it!
Congratulations!
What was this audition for?
I want to be a sexy person in charge of this audition. I'm Riko Sakaguchi.
Wonderful!