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H.K.T. Variety 48!
H.K.T. 48 members will challenge the highest level of variety!
H.K.T. Variety 48!
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The mini incident that happened around me!
Yeah!
Mini incident!
Did you watch the last show?
I did!
I got hurt last time.
My grandma cried!
That's great!
This time, we're going to talk about the little incidents that happened around us.
Incidents happen every day.
That's right.
Let's talk about it.
For me...
At the sports day...
Sports day?
What did you do at the sports day?
I was white every year.
You were white?
I was red.
Speaking of red...
Kenta's blood has always been red.
Really?!
Shunta's hair was black.
Shunta's hair was black?
It's not black, but I'm sorry.
It's not black?
That's right.
At the sports day...
I couldn't say "harder, go!"
Was "harder" in Miyazaki?!
It was!
That's crazy!
I saw it for the first time, too!
I was surprised!
It said "start," so I ran.
But I fell from the start.
You fell from the start?!
I fell and...
Hey!
I ran, but...
While everyone was flying...
I kicked them all...
You kicked them all?!
I kicked them all and came in first place.
That's crazy!
Is it crazy?!
Huh?!
You kicked them all?!
I kicked them all!
I kicked them all and came in first place, but Shunta and I were still in first place.
That's right, Eriko-chan.
But it's true that you were white every year.
You were white!
You were told you were white if you lost.
I heard that for the first time.
I heard it for the first time, sorry!
Sorry, sorry.
That's what happened to me.
Okay, I'll talk about it next.
Okay, okay.
Okay, I'll talk about it next.
I'll tell you a story.
A story? I'd like to hear it.
When I went back home, there was no one there and I was alone.
When I came back from work, I was in a bad mood and I thought I was going to die.
I heard a rustling sound and I thought I was going to die.
But there was only one person, so I looked closely and there was a sweet guy.
There was a sweet guy?
There was a sweet guy and I thought, "Oh, no, I don't want it."
What's "sweet"?
But it's old-fashioned and boring.
Old-fashioned?
But there's only one guy, so I have to go there.
Why do you have to go there?
I thought I'd go there and see.
Huh? Huh? Huh?
I went there and...
What?
It was a chinkome restaurant.
What?
A chinkome restaurant!
You're mistaken for a sweet guy and a chinkome restaurant.
But I thought I'd go there.
You're not going to say you're going to go there, are you?
I'm not going to say I'm going there!
There are so many people today.
I have something I want to talk about.
What is it?
Did you watch the last show?
Did you watch it?
I saw it and I was so happy!
I said it was on TV!
Oh, my!
I was so happy!
But...
On the Internet...
On the Internet?
Asuka's story got a lot of hate comments.
Did you get criticized for it?
Huh?!
You're so old-fashioned!
I feel like I'm in danger of losing my life!
I know!
Miyazaki, if you think everyone is like you, you're wrong!
But I'll think about it more carefully next time!
Think about it more carefully!
Yes!
Well...
That's it!
That's it for "HKT48 MINI-JIKENBO"!
Thank you very much!
I don't know about 80% of it!
Really?!
That was amazing!
Wow!
Huh? "Tegeji"?
Didn't you say "Tegeji"?
"Tege" means "old-fashioned"!
I feel like I'm in danger of losing my life!
I know!
"Old-fashioned" means "scary"!
Huh?!
So... "Tege" means "old-fashioned" and "scary" means "scary"!
Isn't it "amazing old man"?
No, no, it's not!
" vowels " are "scary "
And " hollowed out "
" hollowed out " ?
What does " hollowed out " mean?
" hollowed out " ?
It's not " hollowed out "
hollowed out
Huh?! But you did "hollowed out " in all!
But I did " hollowed out "!
Huh?!
But you did " hollowed out " in all!
What did you say, Agowi?
left behind
Yes, " left behind "
left behind
hollowed out
hurt
What?!
hurt
Isn't that that " hurt", right?
You were chasing me with all your heart
I thought I was going to pass out, so I went to sleep.
What would you say in standard Japanese?
I'm tired.
That's standard Japanese.
What is "amame"?
"Amame"!
"Amame" was there.
What is "amame"?
Gokiburi
"Gokiburi" and "amame" you say?
Yes, "gokiburi" and "amame".
"Amame" was there.
I doubted my ears, but you two are idols, right?
Yes.
You said "chinko", didn't you?
I didn't say it there.
"Chinko mesu" "Chinko mesu"
I said it there.
"Chinkoyashi" "mesuyashi"
I don't know which one is which.
When I said it...
"Chinkomesubu" was there.
What?
Chinkomesubu
I said "chinkome".
Chinkome
It means "small".
And "subo" is...
Chinkomesubo
"Subo" is "hokori".
Hokori
Chichaihokori
"Chinkomesubo" means "small".
And...
You said "doraichiru".
As I wanted to say "dongekasen"
I wanted to say "doraichiru".
When I said it, I said "shall we start?"
Aha, "shall we start?"
Shall we start?
And "kissanee"!
"kissanee"?
Kissanee like "kissaten"!
I thought "mötching mashul" could have been used...
You can't say "kissanee" in this situation!
I didn't say "kissanee"!
I said it in a dirty, dirty way.
kissanee
hetonshiren
What?!
hetonshirengar
You can't say that!
We don't know!
On the internet, Asuka said "heton shiren?" and you got scolded.
That's ridiculous.
It's nothing.
Heton shiren? I don't know about that.
Did you get scolded?
She said "heton shiren?" and you got scolded.
On the internet, you got scolded and you got scolded.
Oh, I see.
She got scolded.
I know what you mean.
She got scolded.
It's nothing.
Heton shiren?
Cockroach.
Amame?
Cockroach.
Today, we, HKT48, are here to make cute girls travel more.
Thank you for coming to the press conference of the additional park on July 13th.
First of all, let me say hello to you all from Riko Sagaguchi.
Thank you.
Thank you all for coming today.
Please have a seat.
Now, if you have any questions, please raise your hand.
Raise your hand.
Yes, please raise your hand.
Now, if you were to do a surprise performance for the audience or members of "Umi no Nakamichi" in Kahin Park, what kind of surprise would you do?
Surprise?
Yes.
Well, of course, a surprise is a must for the 48 Group.
"Umi no Nakamichi" is close to the sea, isn't it?
So, of course, I'd like to show you the sea from the balcony.
But, as soon as you sit down on a chair...
Um...
If you were to do a surprise performance like "Wakame is laid out"...
Yes.
The title of this tour is "Let the cute girls travel more".
If you were to think of the title of the next "HKT48" tour you will do, what kind of title would you choose?
Well...
"Let the cute girls travel more" is a really good word, isn't it?
I don't really want to break "Let the cute girls travel more".
So...
Well...
"Let the skinny girls eat more".
- I knew it. Go ahead. - I'm sorry.
Um...
On this stage, there's a rumor that you're going to show off your new sexy one-shot gag.
Is it true?
If you don't mind, can you show it off now?
I'm sorry, I don't know what you're talking about.
Well, there's a rumor that you're going to show off your new sexy one-shot gag.
If you don't mind, can you show it off now?
- Rumor? - Yes.
It's a rumor that fans, and of course us, the media are also hearing about it.
- Oh, my! - Yes.
- I'm sorry. - Is it okay?
- Yes, it is. - Oh, I'm sorry.
I'll show it off now.
Yes, I'd like to show it off.
Three, two, one...
Newton!
Newton
That gag you just did...
- Oh, that... - If you didn't do anything...
- It's embarrassing and very embarrassing. - Oh, is it?
Well, it's a good chance for you to show off your new one-shot gag.
It's like Newton's apple.
That's all.
What kind of one-shot gag did you usually show off?
You know what I'm talking about, don't you?
- You know what I'm talking about, don't you? - If you didn't do anything...
- If you didn't do anything, I wouldn't touch you.
- Oh, my! - Oh, I'm sorry.
- It's embarrassing and very embarrassing. - Is it okay now?
- Yes. - It's okay.
- Thank you very much. - Thank you very much.
- Kon-chan... - No, no...
- Kon-chan, we're an eternal team, right? - No, what's so funny?
- Wait, what do you mean "eternal team", you know? - Combat-no-ke...
- Koyuki-no-ke... - No, no...
- Team-ke! - Your mouth is on it!
Kon-san! HKT48, Team-age and Team-keiho have become two teams.
- That's right! - Yes! - HKT was also two teams, wasn't it?
- It's getting more and more powerful! - Yes...
- Meanwhile, we have prepared this project for you! - Yes!
HKT48 New Group Temporary Competition!
Let's see which team has better performance!
- Yeah! - Yeah!
This time, as a group competition between both teams,
- we have just decided which team has better performance, - Yeah!
- but I think we can clearly see the difference. - Isn't it good?
- Yes! - Well, since we have rivals against each other,
- doesn't it mean we level up? - Yes!
This time, we have gathered five representative members of each team,
- "Leave it to me if you have better performance!" - Yes!
- First up is Team H! - Yeah!
- Wakatabe, Kojina, Akioshi, Yabuki, Tanaka Miku! - Yeah!
- Then, Team Keiho! - Yeah!
- Miyawaki Yoshino, Ueshibo Ito! - Yeah!
- These are the five members! - Yeah!
- That's amazing! - Yeah!
- They are getting closer and closer. - Yeah! What should we do?
- How confident are you today? - Today, I want to show Team H's solidarity.
- Ara-neko-chan. - Yes. - Hello. It's been a while. - It's been a while.
- Are you motivated today? - Yes! - Mimi-chan, hello. Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you.
- How confident are you today? - Confident...
- My nose is itchy. - Your nose is itchy!
- Even if you reach out your hand, it's not that big of an itch. - Oh my, you're being sexy again today.
- Oh my wife! - How are you?
- How confident are you? - My nose is itchy!
- Cute! - Cute!
- Nao, it's been a while! - It's been a while!
- How are you? - I'm fine!
- Are you stupid? - I'm not stupid!
Look at her reaction!
Now we're going to have a performance battle between two teams.
- Which team has more performance? - Yes!
- The judge is... - Mitsuru Hata!
- Don't call me by my real name! - Mitsuru!
- Nice to meet you! - Mitsuru!
- Nice to meet you!
- I'm not a snack restaurant! - Thank you!
Team Introduction MC Battle
Team Introduction MC Battle!
Since you're all actresses, you all have your own introductions, right?
How about you, Waka-chan?
Hi! I'm Waka-chan, a 15-year-old high school first-year student.
And I'm Katabe Haruka!
I'm Ueki Nao, and I'm 10 points tall and I can make everyone smile!
There are individual introductions MCs like this,
but if you were to make a new team introduction MC,
what kind of introduction would it be?
I'd like you to think about it and show it to us!
- This is team play, so it's pretty difficult! - That's right!
- It's something we all do! - Yes!
- It's pretty difficult! - Yes!
As usual, Nao's opinion is rejected.
She says it with a lot of enthusiasm, but it's all rejected.
It's coming. It's coming.
She's still saying weird things.
Nao is worried. This team is worried about Nao.
Let's start with Team H!
If Team H had an introduction MC, it would be like this!
Please show us!
It's not just kids!
There are adults, too!
There are rice balls, too!
One, two...
Team H!
I'm sorry. I don't get it at all.
What do you mean, "There are rice balls, too"?
I've been told my face looks like a rice ball lately.
- Here? - Yes, around here.
I see!
If Team K4 had an introduction, it would be like this!
Please show us!
Menho's hair!
It's pretty! It's cute!
I'm sure it'll be okay!
My voice is loud!
We are...
Team K!
I'm sorry, but is this a school festival PR?
What is this?
In a handshake meeting, which team can say a cute word that will make the fans happy?
This is important!
As an idol, this is important.
Of course, you have to grab their hearts.
Yes, that's right.
So, this time, the one playing the role of a fan is...
Hata Mitsuru-san!
That's right!
Three representatives of each team will appear.
The three of them are...
Hata-san's...
So, this is Team H's handshake meeting.
Please go ahead!
I'll always support you!
Thank you very much!
Um, I hate you.
You hate me?
I'm supporting you a lot.
No, I hate you.
Why do you hate me?
That was a lie.
Water gun!
I'll always support you.
Is it a wink?
No, I'm not doing it at all.
I'm not doing it at all.
You're not doing it at all?
I'm not doing it at all.
Thank you very much!
Hata-san, thank you very much!
I'll always support you!
Mitsuru-san?
Yes?
You're small now, but please wait until you grow up!
Wow, look!
I mean, look!
Everyone's like, "Whoa!"
You're small now, but please wait until you grow up!
I think they're watching it on the other side of the TV.
Now, let's have a handshake with Team K-4!
Thank you for your support!
Thank you for coming!
Mitsuru, what are you going to do after this?
After this?
No, I was thinking of going shopping for CDs again.
Oh, I see!
Then, when we get home, let's meet again in our dreams!
Yay!
She's used to it!
Thank you, Weki!
Oh, Ekubo!
Am I cute?
No, you're not!
Thank you!
Yes, you're half-right.
Um, you know...
You always come to see me, don't you?
Yes.
And I've always wanted to see you, but...
Yes.
Um...
Yes.
On the contrary, I like you more than Mitsuru!
Thank you, Eiki! Come again!
Thank you! Thank you!
Bye-bye!
You said bye-bye to the customer, didn't you?
Yes!
That's funny!
Thank you!
Mitsuru...
I told you not to come!
That's not...
I told you not to come!
That's not the case...
As a fan...
Yes, yes...
The store is still small, but...
Wait for me until I grow up!
Wait for me!
Um...
I'll make you...
The world's best mom!
While you're talking...
Yes.
Suddenly...
Even if the chorus of "sakura minna de tabeta" flows...
Which team will be able to dance without being distracted by the rest of the team?
We can do it!
This is what we usually do.
But...
We'll see if we can do it.
Let's start with Team H.
Yes!
The theme of the talk is...
What memories do you have of this spring?
Oh!
This spring...
Right?
Yes!
So we're doing a lot of things.
It can be work or private things.
The other day...
We all stayed in a hotel, didn't we?
The first "bata bata" was amazing!
Sakura minna de tabeta
There is!
It was like this the day before.
First, it was a warning.
Yes!
"Sakura minna de tabeta" "Sakura minna de tabeta"
Yes, out!
It's out, isn't it?
Now it's time for the results.
In this battle, which team won?
"Sakura minna de tabeta" "Sakura minna de tabeta"
In this battle, which team won?
Team K-4, congratulations!
Nako-chan, what's up?
Do you have something you want to say?
No.
Why did you lose?
Mr. Kombat!
Personally, Nako-chan didn't lose.
Nako-chan won.
But as a team...
Speaking of teamwork,
I think it would have been better if there were five of us.
Don't worry about it.
Are you okay, Miku-chan?
Do you have anything you want to say?
I do.
What is it?
You can say it, Mr. Fuji.
Everyone was amazing, but we lost in every way.
Mr. Kombat.
What is it, Mr. Kombat?
Team U-1, congratulations on your victory!
Combat is over! Combat is over! Combat is over!
Mitsuru! Mitsuru!
Lisa!
Mitsuru is really...
Mitsuru! This is bad! Mitsuru! Mitsuru!
Nao! Nao is crying!
Nao is crying!
Nao, why are you crying? Why are you crying?
It's a lie!
It's a lie?
Don't lie!
Tashima Meru!
We will defeat our seniors!
We will never give up!
We will do our best!
That's all for today!
Thank you!