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H.K.T. "Variety Forty Eight"
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H.K.T. "Variety Forty Eight"
Who is it?
Who is it? Who is it?
Who is it? Wait a minute.
It's a rumor in the neighborhood.
There is a little fat woman in it.
Who is it? Who is it?
Mr. Haraguchi, it's been a long time.
Mr. Haraguchi.
Hello, it's been a long time.
Mr. Haraguchi, why did you come?
No, I had a call from the staff for a while and I was told to come for a while, so I took a break from work.
Did you take a break from work?
I'm surprised.
However, you are an old woman of "FOX FUN".
No doubt!
You've been on "DOUMO" a couple of times, haven't you?
As a woman's opinion, I would like Mr. Haraguchi to solve that problem.
You've had a lot of experiences before, haven't you?
Oh, yes.
Mr. Haraguchi, are you old?
Me?
Yes.
I'm a little 28 years old, but I forgot my face.
But you've had a lot of experiences, haven't you?
Yes.
Do you have any problems now?
Problems now?
I'm in the middle of my late years and I can't mature.
I woke up many times at night and it was hot this summer, wasn't it?
Yes.
So I can't sleep easily.
Let's go to the hospital.
Let's go to the doctor.
I don't care.
That's right.
Do something about it yourself.
I know.
I don't care!
I can't eat tofu.
I don't know!
If I say that to my mother...
Ms. Kon!
Mr. Haraguchi is here.
You don't look like you're worried about anything.
You're so cute!
You're laughing a lot.
You're so cute.
Good morning.
This way, please.
This is what idols are like.
Aren't you a doll?
These two will solve your problems perfectly.
Leave it to me.
Leave it to me, Ganbarimaru.
I think I'm a little old, but...
Recently, I can't cut spinach because it spills.
Oh, I know, I know.
You're 56 years old, aren't you?
No, I'm 18 years old.
Really?
I don't like it.
Please laugh a little, Araguchi-san.
Cut it.
Show me your hand.
But I know how to solve it.
Oh, Araguchi-san, what is it?
It's already done.
If you're worried about cutting spinach, you can touch it with your hands...
Or press it with your tongue...
I've heard of it.
Like this?
Yes, yes.
Like this?
Yes, yes.
But I don't have it.
How is it?
It's gone, it's gone.
Really?
It's gone.
Anyway, your problem has been solved.
Thank you very much.
It's easy, isn't it?
We'll continue to do it.
Make sure you do it every day.
Yes.
I have another one.
I like Mapo Tofu.
Oh, it's good.
But I can only eat Mapo Tofu because I can't eat tofu.
Wait a minute. You said you like Mapo Tofu.
I want to eat proper Mapo Tofu.
No, no, no.
I can't eat tofu.
I don't know!
Why?!
- Haruta, you're so cute! - You're so cute!
- Hello! - Good morning! - Good morning!
I'm Harutan Kotoebe, 14 years old, second year middle school student.
- Middle school?! - 12 years old!
- Do you have any worries? - Yes, I do!
- 14 is 14, do you have any? - Yes, I do!
I can't write kanji.
- You can't write kanji... - And I can't read.
- You can't read... - So you can't do either of them? - I can't do either of them.
- Okay, here we go! - Okay, here's the topic!
- The first one! "Fly"! Write it down! - This is hard...
What?! Why? Do you have any worries?
"Fly" makes you worry? You're lying!
- This?! - It's like you're flying! - No, it's like you're flying!
- Okay, let's try one more! - Okay, one more!
"Vertical"!
Wow, the pen stopped!
- This is "vertical"! - Okay, your answer!
- What is this?! - It's "tetris"!
But you know...
I think this person doesn't know much about kanji.
- She doesn't read books or anything like that. - Do you read books?
- No, I don't. - You're not reading any books, right?
- You're at an age where you have to read books. You're already 14 years old. - Oh, you're right.
- You can read manga, too. - Oh, manga! - Manga is quite useful. - Manga, manga, manga.
- There are quite a lot of manga. - There are. - It's written there. - It's written there. - Yes.
- So you should read it. You should read anything. - Yes.
- Have you solved your problem? - Yes. - Then, are you happy that your problem has been solved?
- Well, actually... - Not yet. - Oh, there's one more. - Not yet.
- Yes, there's one more. It's more of a problem than kanji. - More than kanji?!
- Well, this is the biggest problem. - Huh? What? What's wrong?
- Well, during a performance, my socks go down. - I don't care about that!
- Put it on! Even if it's just your hands! - I see! - Put it on! - Yes, yes, yes!
- In the past... In the past, you had to put it on right away. - Look at me!
- This is all you've got in your underwear, Arauchi-san!
- Where are you looking at? - I'm turning around.
- Why are you looking at me like that? - Because it's hot!
- Because it's hot? Then look at me! - I don't know!
- There she is! There she is! She's coming!
- The worrying lamb is coming!
- What a cute lamb you are!
- Look at her! Her legs are so long!
- She's like a doll!
- These two will solve your problems for you this time!
- Yes! - Tell me about your problems!
- Well, my pen doesn't work well in the theater!
- Pen? - You don't know?
- Pen? - Yes!
- Your own pen? - Yes, it's my own pen.
- In the past year, I've used about ten of them.
- Really? - It's gotten worse.
- It hasn't been found? - No.
- So it's not like you had someone else's?
- No, even if you ask me.
- So what do you do with that pen?
- Well, I write it down in a document.
- Oh, you write it down in a document? - Yes.
- There's something called "member-to-member lending".
- Oh, so you're told to lend it to you, right?
- Yes, I'm told to take it.
- But after that, it's gone.
- So I ask people around me.
- "Did you borrow it?"
- But no one knows.
- That's processing, isn't it?
- There's a processing senpai who's not here!
- If it were me...
- I'd put it in a document...
- With a rubber band...
- So you can't take it...
- With a rubber band? - With a rubber band!
- No, with a rubber band... - That happens a lot!
- If you bought something with a lot of features...
- Something that no one else has...
- Something with a lot of characters...
- Something on top of it...
- If you bought it, you can't take it.
- Oh, that's good!
- You can put a lot of things on it yourself...
- With a pen...
- You like doing it yourself, don't you?
- Putting rubber bands in it yourself...
- But there's one more problem...
- There's one person in each locker...
- But it's full and doesn't fit.
- That's just you not being able to do it yourself!
- It doesn't matter!
- That's right!
- Do it yourself!
- Put your chin out...
- You two...
- Please read it! - The theme is "freedom"!
- Freedom!
- The theme is...
- What should we do? - Freedom... Is the theme freedom?
- What? What should we do? - It's fine like that, right?
- The dome... - Oh, there was such a thing.
- Dome tour... - Oh, right! Fukuoka Yahoo Dome...
- Fukuoka Yahoo Dome's melon juice announcement... - Ah!
- And also, that! - What?
- Rock-paper-scissors lottery! - Oh, there was a lottery!
- Right! - Oh, right!
- Right! Going back to when we were at Fukuoka Yahoo Dome... - Yeah.
- There was Shinoda-san's graduation ceremony, right? - Yeah.
- At the time, Shinoda-san was like this... - Yeah.
- And the other members were like... - Ah, on the side of the stairs, right?
- There was a time when we went from the main stage to the main stage... - Yeah.
- Shinoda-san was facing that way when I was filming. - Yeah.
- And then... In front of me... In front of me was Murashige! - Yeah.
- Murashige was right in front of Shinoda-san's back... - Hehehe!
- He's good! - And he turned around for me... - Yeah.
- And I gave him a high-five! - Wow! Shinoda-san!
- Ah, but you were quite close with the other members, weren't you, Shinoda-san? - Yeah!
- You were really nice. - It was amazing. I remembered it in the end.
- Right? It was really beautiful, wasn't it? - And... Yahoo... Not Yahoo... Tokyo Dome!
- Yeah. - Was it our second year? Second... Second time?
- It was our second time. - Our second Tokyo Dome.
- I have a strong impression of Itano-san's graduation... - Yeah.
- The entrance was amazing, wasn't it? The one that came from Itano-san... - Yeah!
- What was it? - Doraeki!
- Doraeki and... - Doraeki with Itano-san's mug in it!
- And... Like... Meat... Grilled meat bento...
- Yeah! Meat... Grilled meat bento for four people! - Yeah! It was amazing!
- For all of us, for four people! - Wasn't it amazing?
- Yeah! - Wasn't it amazing?
- It was super delicious! - It was super delicious!
- And there were many kinds of it! Grilled meat... - Grilled meat was really delicious!
- Yeah! Because there were over 200 people, weren't there? - Yeah!
- It was amazing! - There were some for the staff, too! For the staff...
- And I ate two Doraeki on my own, you know? Even though it was only one... - No, you ate three...
- It's not like you ate three... If you eat one... There are a lot of people who haven't eaten it...
- It was delicious, wasn't it? - It was amazing!
- Oh, she's up. - Oh, she's up.
- Good morning! - Good morning!
Please introduce yourself!
I'm Yuka Tanaka, a first-year junior high school student who is 13 years old.
13 years old?!
You've grown up!
No, it's completely different.
- Because of the good nutrition... - Nutrition?!
Because of the good nutrition, I'm tall and my legs are long.
It's like my old days...
Well, not really...
- Rather than that, I'm a little worried. - Oh, that's right!
If you don't mind, we'd like you to solve it perfectly.
I often kiss my members.
- What?! - My members hate it!
- Kiss! - Kiss!
I do it because I like it.
It's an expression of love, but everyone hates it.
It's not a way not to hate it, but please tell me about it.
Wait a minute. Before that, why do you kiss?
I express my feelings of love as skinship.
Haruguchi-san, didn't you kiss girls when you were in junior high school?
When I was in junior high school, I did ballet and volleyball.
- When was your first kiss? - My first kiss...
- When was it? - I don't know...
- My dad started it. - Where?
In the car...
My fantasy world!
You can't help it if you want to kiss.
- When you see your members. - Because I love them.
- Because you love them. - But I understand it.
- You understand it? - Of course I understand it.
- I understand it a little. - I thought I wanted to kiss you so much.
- I shouldn't have done it. - You shouldn't have done it!
I wrote my name and wrote my members' names.
I'm going to conquer you!
- It's disgusting! - Someone is coming!
- It's disgusting! - I want to kiss you!
I do it because I like it.
- I don't understand it. - That's why they hate it.
- I always have a doll that my daughter gave me as a side role in "Stitch". - That's cute!
- I always do it before I go to work. - I see!
- So you do it before you go to work, right? - Yes.
- Even for baseball players? - Yes.
- Is it the same as that? - Well...
- One more thing! - One more?
- One more thing! - What is it?
- When I come to the theater, my luggage is heavy! - Go home!
- I don't even want to look at you! - Why?
- Good morning! - Good morning!
- I'm Raira Kotoito, 14 years old from Ehime Prefecture. - Raira, you're from Ehime Prefecture?
- That's right! - Where are you headed?
- I'm going to Fukuoka. - Do you live alone?
- No, I live with my mom and my family.
- Did you all move in together? - Yes. - Wow! - Wow! - Your family is amazing!
- Raira-chan, these two will solve your problems for you. - Thank you. - Yes. - Please tell me your problems.
- My fans, members and staff treat me like a pervert.
- It's a fact, so it's not that I don't like it...
- But I'm worried about what will happen to me in the future, so I'm a little confused.
- What do you mean by "pervert"?
- Well... I have a lot of physical contact with people.
Good job! Good job!
Ghost! Ghost!
- Please use this video!
Ghost!
- Please use it!
- We have no problems if we kiss... - Okay...
- But if you touch me... - Wait a minute... - Where?
- You're 14, right? - Where do I touch you?
- On my cheeks, on my buttocks...
- Well, you have a lot of personal time, don't you?
- It's totally different, right? - But the members don't like it.
- Can you control your emotions? Like touching your butt or your chest or kissing? - When I'm told "stop", I want to do it.
- Ah, I know! - Do you know? - I know, I know!
- So there are plenty of "s"s, right? - Yeah.
So I hope you get "s"s more than this.
"s"s that exceeds "s"s.
- "s"s? - I hope you get "s"s more.
Be "s"s that are "touched" once.
You'll know just how much you don't like it.
- Enjoy "s"s "touched" for one or two days. - I see.
Can you stand it?
- If you can't stand it, it means you know you can't stand it. - For people.
Well, it's okay. I'll do my best from now on.
I was so relieved that I forgot about rock-paper- scissors.
- You were relieved? - I don't know.
I was watching TV!
- Oh, you were watching TV! - Yeah.
I was watching Fuji TV when the game started.
And the game was already over in an instant.
- Mio was losing. - Oh, it was already over?
Block A and Block B were already over.
- And then... Tanaka... Which one was it? - Haruppi.
Haruppi won first and said, "Do your best!" and I was playing the game.
- I lost so easily. - Yeah.
- I thought I lost. - Yeah.
- I thought I lost and Tanaka came out right after me. - Yeah.
- I thought I lost and there was only Sakura left. - Yeah.
- Sakura came out. She had a haircut and she was cute. - Yeah.
- And she won! I was like, "Yeah!" - Yeah.
- I thought I won and I lost. - I thought you won, but you weren't there.
- I was like, "Oh..." - Well, H.K.T. is completely defeated.
- Yeah, completely defeated. - Even if they're annihilated...
- It was crazy. - There's only two of you.
- I'm really... - Yeah.
- I'm not good at that sort of thing and you might think I'm not nervous, but I was really nervous. - Yeah.
- Like, most of the battles before I came... - Yeah.
- Honestly, it didn't matter at all! - Yeah.
- It really didn't matter at all! - It didn't matter at all!
- I was just like, "Pokan!" - Yeah.
- And I had to change clothes, but when Block B was over... - Yeah.
- I changed into my own costume. - Yeah.
- And like, I told the costume designer, "Don't you want to come out?" - Yeah.
- I didn't like it anymore! - What are you saying?
- I was nervous! I didn't like it anymore! - Yeah.
- Like... - Yeah.
- If it was dancing or something like that, I'd be confident if I practiced. - Yeah.
- I'd have confidence, but since it's luck, there's nothing you can do about it. - There's nothing you can do about it.
- But like, I thought, "If I lose once, it's over," so I said, "Then don't you want to come out?" - What's that?
- I was like, "If you think like that, you're going to lose!" - Yeah.
- And like... - You lost, didn't you?
- To the fans... - Yeah.
- I lost, but... - You lost, but...
- The fans gave me an amulet and... - Yeah.
- And like...
- They sewed it in my pocket. - Huh?!
- They sewed it in my pocket and in my chest. - In your chest?
- They sewed it in my pocket and I took it with me. - Yeah.
- And I wore a jacket over it so you couldn't see it, and I took it with me. - Yeah.
- And like...
- But like, if I actually came out, it was super fun. - Huh...
- Like, it was surprisingly normal. - Like, after it was over...
- Like, if you won... - Yeah.
- And like, if you broke that amulet, like... - Yeah.
- Would you be like, "No"? - No.
- That's amazing, isn't it? - Like...
- To be honest, I thought I wouldn't win. - Yeah.
- Like, I thought I wouldn't lose in the first round. - Yeah, you wouldn't lose.
- I thought I wouldn't be in the center, but I thought I would be in the first round. - Yeah.
- I was seeded in the second round, and if I beat Nick, I'd be in. - Oh, I see.
- So I thought, "Oh, I'm in." - Yeah.
- So I thought I'd win, but the moment I started partying, I didn't know what to do. - Yeah.
- So I was like, "Alright!" - Yeah.
- So I didn't know which reaction I should do. - Yeah.
- So I thought, "Oh, I lost." - Yeah.
- So I just went home in a daze. - Yeah.
- But you made a new outfit, didn't you? - Yeah, the outfit was pretty popular.
- I think you won with your outfit. - Yeah.
- Yeah, I think I won. - Yeah.
- Ending talk! - Ending talk is fast.
- For the ending talk, please answer in three syllables what you feel close to each other's abenomics effect. - What's abenomics?
- Ready, go! - What's abenomics?
- Abenomics? - Abe-chan?
- It's not Abe-chan's effect! - What's abenomics?
- Abenomics... increase... - Increase what? What's that?
- Is there such a thing? - No, it's 8%.
- 8%? 8% tax? - Yeah.
- Isn't it abenomics? - Then I'd like you to raise that amount of salary.
- 15 seconds left. - 15 seconds.
- Huh, why? - Then...
- It's a 100 yen shop, but you're raising it from 105 yen again, aren't you? - Yeah, so I think you should raise your salary.
- So... - It's a bit of a problem for you to say that.
- Oh, or you can increase the bonus. - No, it's not like that.
- Okay, okay. - So you can't buy another 105 yen shop for 100 yen, right?
- Right? - Yeah.
- You're raising it from 100 yen again, aren't you? - Oh, so the name of the shop itself will change.
- Yeah. - Okay, Shigeyuki.
- But I don't know. - I don't know either. You're a kid.
- Why? It's something you should ask us. - The topic of the news is a little overshadowed by it.
- Yeah. - Who is Abe-san?
- Abenomics. - Abenomics-san.
- Is that so?
- He's here. - He's here.
He's here.
What a sexy slide.
- You're quiet today. - Huh?
I don't do it even if you shake me.
Huh? The atmosphere is different from usual.
- Be quiet. - What a sexy slide.
- Good morning. - Please come in.
- What's wrong? It's not like usual. - It's different from usual.
You always come like you're about to jump.
- Good morning! - Good morning!
I'm 19-year-old Riko Piko and Riko Sagaguchi.
You're as sunny as usual!
- You always come like you're about to jump. - Why do you talk like you're whispering?
I have some problems today.
- I think you'll be able to solve Riko's problems. - Really?
- Thank you. - Yes.
- Please tell me your problems. - Yes.
Well, I...
Go home!
Huh?
[What is your problem?]
Please tell me your problem.
My little finger on my right foot is a little in my house.
Go home!
I borrow shoes and walk for a long time in costumes,
but only my little finger on my right left feels very strange.
Your little finger on your right left?
What do you do with it?
I go to a sports shop and they have shoes that fit me.
They measure my size for me.
So that's your problem?
I have one more.
What is it?
I'm trying to master an impersonation now,
but I can't do it well.
It's Yu-san's impersonation.
Yu-san?
Let's try Yu-san's impersonation.
I'm not stupid!
What is it?
That's Fukuda Ayano's impersonation of Yu-san.
Right?
I have one more.
What is it?
I cut my bangs and my hair.
Go home!
That's not it!
What is it?
I'm worried that my face is a little too long.
That's because your hair is too short!
My forehead is wide.
That's because you cut your hair!
It's really wide.
It's nice.
It's cute.
It's like a ballerina.
It's nice.
It's like an anadama tea.
It's nice.
There's one more.
There's more?
I don't like pigeons.
What?
I imagine it a lot.
A pigeon...
If I say that to my mom...
Kon-san!
Let's go home.
If I become a parent and have a child...
Kon-san!
No!
This doesn't work!
This wasn't in the script, right?
It's not like this, right?
Kon-kon!
Come back!
Kon-kon!
What's wrong?
Let's clean up.
It doesn't fit.
I want to give you a melon juice.
In this theater...
There's a ghost. It's scary.