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Kon-chan, on June 8th, the 5th AKB48 election election will be held, Kon-chan, again today!
Get out of my way!
Last year, you left HKT.
Yes.
You landed in HKT.
Yes.
I want more people to land in HKT.
That's right.
So, this year's HKT Variety 48 is...
HKT48 wants to be in the general election!
It's special!
Stop it!
HKT48!
HKT48 members will challenge themselves to variety songs.
This is...
HKT Variety 48!
This is the second time we've taken a picture like this!
Yeah!
It's kind of weird.
Let me...
Let me be in it, too!
That's right!
The general election is around the corner!
I see.
Are you confident you can be in it?
Of course!
We are!
You are?
We are!
You are!
You're making measures!
Measures?
I'm just enjoying it.
I'm not enjoying it at all!
That's it! Unlike R-1, we have to do it in a round this time.
That's right. For that, we're doing this project for the second time.
HKT members usually take photos, don't you?
Yes!
In those photos, you've taken a great one.
You've chosen one that you want to show and boast about.
I see!
In those photos, you'll choose one person for the Grand Prix.
I see!
Do you remember the last one?
Who was the champion last time?
Riko Sakaguchi.
Riko!
Here's the last one.
The title is "A lot of Yuka-chan".
A lot of Yuka-chan.
It's not this one, is it?
This is Yuka-chan.
It's not about being funny. It's about being scary.
But it doesn't matter. If it's a great one, it doesn't matter.
If it's a good one, it doesn't matter which one you choose.
So, people who are watching "Bharatifortito" today will say, "This girl is interesting."
If you take a good one and show it to everyone, you'll be in the Grand Prix.
It's quite possible.
Everyone, do your best!
Are you confident?
Yes!
There's someone who's not confident at all.
You're not confident?
You don't really take funny ones, do you?
Wait a minute! From the beginning!
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Suddenly, you're giving me the exact opposite point.
I'm surprised.
First of all...
It's Aoi-tan.
I'll tell you the theme.
"Sakura and Joking Around".
What?
What's going on?
There's an app.
There are three apps like this.
And you can split your face in half.
If you do this...
You can't tell which one is cuter.
What?
You can tell right away.
Both of you are cute, right?
Both of you are cute.
I don't need such an adult comment.
You don't have to be so serious about this comparison.
Not at all.
Aoi-tan, there's more.
Your little sister put ramune in her nose.
This is it.
This is it!
Amazing, isn't it?
She was smiling a lot.
I took a picture of her.
I asked her to take a picture of me.
How old is your little sister?
She's four years old now.
She's four years old!
Did you do anything after that?
I was trying my best to make it fly.
But it didn't fly well.
So I just ate it.
You're cute because you're four years old.
Next up is...
Natsumi-kun.
Theme...
Murashige's shop.
Here it is.
Look!
Sometimes it says "gui gui".
I think someone like Murashige is working there.
That's what it says.
Since I'm not an idol, I'll work like this.
I haven't cut it yet.
You can do it!
It's okay.
Next up is...
Madoka.
Theme...
It's not an avocado.
What does it mean?
It's an avocado.
But it says "avocado 128".
It's an avocado.
But it doesn't say anything about it.
It doesn't say anything about it?
Yes.
It says "observer Moriasu".
Scary!
"Observer Moriasu"?
That's right.
Next up is Anya.
Theme...
Triple mentaiko.
Cute!
She's a good girl.
That's true.
Who are the members?
Murashige.
Murashige said she wanted to go to the sea.
She said she wanted to do it with mentaiko.
The three of us did it.
Don't you want to see it now?
Can you let me see it just once?
Mentaiko!
I'll pretend like I didn't see it.
I want to see that.
Can you fight with the camera?
I want to see it. It's been a while.
Fight with the camera.
I'm fighting you!
Don't do it!
Can you do this?
Why do you do mentaiko?
To be honest, it hurts my back.
There's mentaiko inside.
Haruppy, show us mentaiko.
This is it.
Tomonaka Miyo-chan, a sophomore,
forced me to do mentaiko because of my senior's pressure.
Forced you to do it?
How was it in the venue?
Miyo-chan is funny.
If you do it, it's a gag.
I took mentaiko from me. I don't have anything.
Next is Natsu.
Banana-loving monkey.
She's cute.
I really wanted a banana.
Banana's skin is amazing.
She's cute.
Don't say it yourself.
Next is Sakura's turn.
This is scary!
This is impossible for an idol.
Sakura, what did you see in this picture?
This is a picture from yesterday.
I was tired after the Shinkansen return from Osaka.
The fans who saw this picture voted for you, didn't they?
This is crazy!
Don't I have a lot of weird pictures today?
Why are you trying to distract me?
I'm not trying to distract you. You're just falling down on your own.
Next is this picture.
What is this?
This is a picture from last year.
You got it wrong!
This is a picture from last year.
Get rid of it.
Last year, this picture was very popular.
So I asked the director to put this picture here.
This is embarrassing!
You reacted like you didn't know me.
But I know you.
You're close to me.
This is embarrassing!
But you're thin these days, aren't you?
You're thin these days, aren't you?
Have you gotten smaller recently?
It's because you have a big face.
What is this?
You're the second worst.
It's because you have a big face.
I'm the king of rap, there ain't none like me
Hey, hey, hey, hey, today I'm doing it again, a bit louder, a bit more excited, my tension is up
Mic in one hand, let's dancing, dancing, dancing, dancing, say "chori"!
Chori! Chori! Say "chori"! Chori!
Oh yeah!
Tonight, in AKB's "So Thank You, Special" I'm going to push this person, come on!
That's right! It's Aika Onza!
How are you? How do you feel?
You're energetic, aren't you?
Since last year, Love-san has moved to HKT48 and has been very active in Fukuoka.
To be honest, I don't know much about Fukuoka, but I'll do my best!
Nice to meet you! Nice to meet you!
After all, after all, if Love-san answers the Fukuoka quiz perfectly, will the fans be happy?
Will you vote for Love-san in the general election? Will you vote for Love-san in the top position?
Is it like that?
Nice to meet you!
Nice to meet you! Nice to meet you!
Well then, I'll say it right away.
I'll say it right away.
First question.
In Tokyo, there are 23 districts. In Fukuoka, there are 7 districts.
I'll answer all of these 7 districts! Hey, come on!
What do you mean?
7 districts, come on!
What is "Tokyo, 23 districts"?
In Tokyo, there are 23 districts.
That's right, that's right, that's right.
There are 7 districts in Hakata.
I'll answer all of them! Come on!
Hakata...
Tenjin?
No way!
Akasaka?
No, it's not Tenjin.
No, it's not!
What is it?
Hakata...
Where is it?
It's not Tenjin?
Fantastic!
I need you to know what I'm going to choose.
So, as a punishment game...
Change, come on!
Cute, cute.
So, next question!
What was Takashima mayor of Fukuoka city doing originally? Come on!
Convenience store.
No, one more, one more, come on!
Supermarket resin.
Fantastic!
So, one more change, come on!
So, this will be the last question.
You have to do your best to answer it with your voice!
Are you ready? So, next!
What is his full name?
You have to answer it with his full name!
Well, he's pretty famous, you know.
So, do you know his name?
Good evening.
My name is...
Tenjin.
I'm so happy!
I'm Kenta.
Fantastic!
So, next!
What is this woman's full name?
Koyuki!
Wow! Good morning!
I like you, Koyuki.
What?!
You're on a lot of TV shows.
Koyuki has an eye for...
Oh, no!
So, you chose this song because you know I'm like this?
"Gomidashi wa Yoru ni Aru" (The garbage bin is in the night)
Amazing!
You're amazing!
You're a good singer!
Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay!
I'm dancing and hip-hop tonight!
It's about time for time-up!
"Hakata no Mei" is a little bit!
"Koirei Rinki" is a little bit, too!
"Koira" is a little bit, too!
Good thing, fine!
Thank you!
Okay, okay.
Yay!
I did it!
You're looking too much at the time-up!
Do you need a time-up?
If you don't have a time-up, please give me a time-up!
Nice to meet you. I'm Anya.
Chori Omoi
"Chori Omoi"?
Yes, that's the theme.
You're serious!
I'm serious!
You're serious!
Anya, that's a good reaction!
It hurts!
What's going on with you, Anya?
You're amazing!
I'm really light, so I always have Chiyori carry me and move me around.
I always have her do it for me, so I wanted to give her something in return, but I couldn't.
You really didn't lift me up?
It's not that easy, you know.
It's embarrassing for girls, you know.
Look at Chiyori's face!
What kind of reaction is that?
She doesn't want to lose weight.
She doesn't, does she?
No, I'm working hard right now!
I'm on a diet!
Where are you going?
I'm serious!
Next, is it a picture of Chiyori?
Yes.
She's so cute!
What is it?
Who is it?
Raw fish.
She's eating raw fish.
Cat.
I'm not good with fish.
You're not good with fish?
Yes, I'm not good with fish.
But this is the only thing I can eat.
This is...
What's this? There's an egg on its shoulder.
There's a sushi roll wrapped in egg and seaweed on its shoulder.
It's not like that.
Before I went to bed, I was thinking of curling up.
Old ladies do it a lot.
I'm going to do it now.
Did you eat it before you went to bed?
You're going to gain weight again.
It's fish! Fish!
Next up...
Last time, Chihiro chose a picture of what was interesting.
Let's look at the picture from last time.
Chihiro.
I don't know what you're talking about!
If you look closely, there's hair on her finger.
Apparently, this is interesting.
It's my hair!
It's impossible for me to have my hair stuck in my finger!
It was interesting.
It was exciting.
There's one more picture, but I don't understand it at all.
It's just fish.
That's amazing.
What is this?
It's a fish.
What's the impact of this?
It's not easy to make it look like a fish.
You have to put it in properly.
You have to put it in the pot properly.
You have to make it look like a fish.
I see.
You prepared another picture for us, didn't you?
Are you confident?
I am!
I have one from last time.
You do?
Yes.
Let's look at the first picture.
Chihiro's first picture.
What is this?
What do you want to talk about?
You look tired.
Oh, is this a fluorescent switch?
Yes, it is.
I have a sticker here.
I got this sticker because you were so busy with work.
You are sighing.
What is it? Look around you!
Hey!
This is how you look like recently.
Chihiro's second picture.
What is this?
This is scary.
This is chicken.
I love it.
It looks delicious.
This is a fried chicken.
My mom made it for me on my birthday or something like that.
Wow!
I like this kind of roundness and grossness.
This is how you look like when you were alive.
This is scary.
This is scary, Chihiro.
We can't talk about it anymore.
Can you feel the air?
This is so boring.
Don't mind.
This is the last one.
Just like Chihiro,
Do you know the purpose of this project?
She sent us a picture like this.
Just like Chihiro,
Do you know the purpose of this project?
She sent us a picture like this.
This is scary.
The theme is "a piece of paper that leaked".
Did it really leak?
Cute!
No, no, no. I don't know what you mean at all.
No, no. It's not about whether it's cute or not.
It's not about whether it's cute or not.
It's not like that.
Impact?
There weren't any interesting photos on the internet.
I usually only take photos of myself.
You love yourself, don't you?
Yes, I really love myself.
Wow! She said it again!
Can you please take photos with more impact next time?
If you do that, this will happen.
It's funny!
And I couldn't hide it at all.
It's funny!
I should have hidden it. It just passed by.
What's wrong with you?
Now, Kon-san, please announce the Grand Prix!
The Grand Prix goes to...Aoi-chan!
I have a 5-year-old daughter, so I'll lose to a 4-year- old daughter.
The 2nd Grand Prix goes to Aoi-chan! Congratulations!
What I like for school lunch is...
I like curry, and...
I like chicken that comes out once a day...
How do you say it...
Not chicken wings...
I'm probably the worst dancer in the laboratory.
Even in the first lesson, I kept falling down...
You were watching last year's general election on TV, weren't you?
Yes, I was watching "Narugoto" on my day off and "Chance" on TV.
I loved A.K.B. Potatoes back then, too, so I was watching it.
Do you tend to be a relaxed person?
Not at all! Not at all!
I just started college and I'm still a researcher, so I'm not relaxed at all.
What do you want to say to yourself when you win the general election?
I never thought I would win the general election, so I'm really relieved.
I'm full of gratitude and feelings of gratitude that I can't express in words like "thank you".
But I'm also worried about it.
I'm not sure if I'll be able to stand on the stage of Nissan Stadium when I win the general election,
so I hope I can stand there and win.
When you're called by your name and you're on stage, you have a speech, right?
Yes.
I wonder what you're going to say when you're called by your name and you're on stage.
If you win...
Do you think about it in advance?
No, I want to say what I think of on the spot.
If I think about it, it won't be my feelings at the time,
so I want to tell you how I really feel when I'm called.
Thank you very much.
I'm telling you because I want to get better.
If you don't send me an email, I won't be able to do this.
I'm not saying this because I hate you all.
Wonderful!
Let's go again today.
Ski, ski, skip!
You don't know where you're going, do you?
Yes.
What is "Tokyo 23rd"?