AISubs v3.5
One, two, three, yeah!
Wave your hands from side to side.
Poke your fists like this.
Hi! I'm Chieri from Chieri-kun!
Hi! It's a little cold today, but I'll do my best!
When I searched for this park, I found this one!
It's not autumn anymore!
It's cold today, but I want to cheer you up, so I'm going to do something new!
I always impersonate Stitch, but I'm going to impersonate his voice when he's surprised!
Three, two, one!
I'm doing useless things like this every day, but every day is fun!
Thank you very much!
It's a little cold and cold today!
It's cold, but please do your best not to catch a cold!
Thank you very much!
I'm crying!
Are you crying because it's cold?
HKT48!
HKT48 members will challenge various singers!
That is...
HKT48!
Today, researchers have gathered!
Wow!
What is this?
Wait a minute!
This is young!
How old are you?
I'm 12 years old.
What do you mean by 12 years old?
I'm a first year in junior high school.
A first year in junior high school!
There are no elementary school students, are there?
No!
Wait!
What grade are you in elementary school?
I'm a sixth grader.
What?
I'm a sixth grader.
Are you an elementary school student?
Yes!
Are you?
Then, are you still in private school?
It's still compulsory education, isn't it?
No, compulsory education is still junior high school.
Oh, I see!
You're weird!
As expected of researchers!
You want to be promoted to team members, don't you?
Yes!
We do!
That's right!
But I'm sure you guys are taking lessons and going to the park every day.
And you're working hard to get promoted from being researchers to team members.
I think you might be able to get promoted to team members faster.
Kon-san, do you know anything about it?
Do you want me to tell you?
Yes!
It's a quick and easy way to get promoted!
You can get promoted right away!
Are you serious?
Are you ready, everyone?
Yes!
That is...
getting into Professor Agimozu!
That's all you need!
Then you can get promoted, everyone!
Wait, wait!
But what should we do?
I heard that Professor Agimozu is watching all of your programs.
Does he watch "Variety 40" too?
I think he watches it, too.
Wow!
I'm going to show you some of Professor Agimozu's special skills.
If you show us some of Professor Agimozu's special skills,
he might call you over and say, "Hey, that's a good one!"
That's great!
It's easy, right?
Yes!
If you show us those skills,
Professor Agimozu might say, "Hey, that's a good one!"
Wow!
That's great!
Everyone, it's already sold out.
It's still early.
Let's start with Ueno-chan!
Please introduce yourself.
I'm Ueno Haruka from Fukuoka Prefecture and I'm in first year of junior high school.
Your way of walking was weird.
My cheeks are about twice as big as human's.
Your cheeks are twice as big as human's?
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!
Doesn't it hurt at all?
It doesn't hurt at all.
Really?
But as an idol, what do you think about this?
Well, it's a little strict, but I think it's okay because I did my best.
Can you say a message to Ms. Agemozu?
I'm Ueno Haruka! I'll do anything!
My cheeks won't grow anymore!
Thank you!
Wasn't it good?
Thank you!
Ms. Agemozu, what do you think about this?
It's a little too much.
It's a little too much!
I was like this and then I was like this.
Let's move on!
Next up is Imada-chan!
Okay!
Let's go!
There she is!
Ero-bokuro!
Ero-bokuro Imada!
What will you do, Imada-chan?
I will imitate Donald Dusk's voice!
Donald Dusk's voice is too low!
His voice is too low!
He is very close to me!
I can't do it like this!
Oh no! Kon-san wins!
Wait! Wait!
His voice was too low!
Donald Dusk is banned from next time!
Please think of something else!
Next, please raise your hands!
Next is Sakaguchi-chan!
Sakaguchi!
Here you are, Sakaguchi!
I would like to say my everyday words in a sexy way!
I see!
I think this is good!
In order for me to express how sexy I am,
I would like other members to help me!
That's good!
I would like Yuka-chan to say my everyday words in a cute way first!
This is the cute part!
This is the sexy part!
These two in the middle are from Miyazaki Prefecture, so they will say it in Miyazaki dialect!
I see!
Lastly, I will say my sexy words!
I understand!
Give me 100 yen!
Hey! Give me 100 yen!
That's good!
Give me 100 yen!
What are you doing?
This is a great weapon!
Akimoto-san, you came all the way to the back of the TV!
You came out!
How did you come up with this idea?
In this sexy way, why don't you say something to Akimoto-sensei?
Please!
Please post it with three of us!
You've seen it a lot, haven't you?
It's not a self-introduction yet, but let's start with your favorite food.
Then, Gina.
I think you all know it, but it's a guinea pig.
Did you eat it today?
You always carry it with you, don't you?
I do carry it with me.
What?
You do carry it with you, don't you?
I do carry it with me.
I've been able to eat it recently.
You've been able to eat it, haven't you?
Gina's been eating it all the time.
It looked delicious, so I ate it.
It was surprisingly delicious.
Gummies are delicious.
But I like chocolate better.
I've been saying it all the time.
Besides, chocolate seems to be lower in calories than gummies.
Really?
I like tapioca.
I know that.
I like only tapioca.
I don't like drinks.
I like bad things.
I don't like it.
It doesn't taste good.
It does.
I only eat tapioca.
You drank it yesterday, didn't you?
Yes, but it was too much and I got bored of it and gave it to Gina.
Did you get it?
I got it. It was pretty good.
It was pretty good.
I don't like it.
No!
What should we do?
Let's talk about Hachimario Park, which is a research park.
What should we do?
Let's talk about Hachimario Park, which is a research park.
It's been about four months since we debuted.
Everyone is fresh.
Fresh, fresh, fresh.
Also, I like songs by HKT48.
Like "dialect" and "Raina Waihime"
I don't know any of them.
I've never heard of them.
What was it?
"I'm trying to figure something out" is cute.
"Buildings" and "Food"
Next!
Raise your hand if you want to do it!
Yes!
Tanaka-chan!
Elementary school student!
Elementary school student is here!
Yes! I'm Yutan and I'm Tanaka Yuka!
Nice to meet you!
Yutan, what are you good at?
I want to jump rope.
I will jump rope with all my strength!
I want to do double jump and fast jump.
Fast jump!
Fast jump is nostalgic!
Let's go!
Oh my! Oh my! Oh my!
What do you want to do?
I'm sorry!
You are tripping even before you jump fast jump!
What do you want to do?
It's strange!
You can't do it properly!
I'm counting on you!
Yes!
Oh! What do you want me to do?!
I want to jump fast jump!
Yes! I got it!
Do your best!
Oh my! Oh my! Oh my!
What do you want me to do?!
- What do you want me to do? - You can do it!
I can't do it, can I?
I'm stuck here!
Why? Do it properly!
I'll do it!
- Well, well, well! - Well, well, well!
- You always make me do it!
That's not it! The third one was also a failure!
And you always make me do it!
- That's right! - Right!
It would have been great if you could have done it!
- You did it in a strange way, didn't you? - Yes.
- You're still an elementary school student, aren't you? - That's right!
I can do it more!
- You're frustrated! Are you frustrated? - I'm frustrated!
Then let's give you one more chance!
- Wow! - Just one more! Just one more!
- Yes! - I'll do it!
- Yes! It's over! - Yes!
- Yes! It ended well! - It's over!
- It ended well, didn't it? - Yes!
- What do you think of it, Mr. Akimoto? - Mr. Akimoto? - Yes!
- Well, I'm just watching TV and... - You're just walking around.
- I think you're cute. - You're making this face.
- I think I'll watch you from now on. - Oh, I see.
- You're still in elementary school. - Yes.
- But you're still cute. - Yes.
Wow!
You're always looking at the camera!
- Yes! - Yes!
- I'm Manami and Manami Kusaba! - Yes!
- What special skills do you have? - Well, I...
have been learning dance and ballet for 11 years...
- so I'll show you my special skills in dancing! - Wow!
Please watch me dancing!
- Yes! - Yes!
Five, six, seven, eight!
- It's not good without music! - Yeah, you're right!
Not only dancing seriously in the middle of it...
...but if you add a little bit of animal movement...
- What do you think? - By the way, what does it look like?
- If you dance like this, suddenly... - Wait a minute!
- Gorilla! Gorilla! - If you do it like that...
...Akiba-san will be like, "Whoa!"
- It's like you've become a monkey before you know it! - OK!
- Let's do it! - Let's do it!
- You scared me! - Excuse me, but is this the Sal from "Kimi no nana" movie?
- Hey, is this the one from Kin-chan-Pashi? - I don't go to zoo, so I don't know any of that stuff! - That's not how it is! - You know that, right? - I don't go to zoo, so I don't know that stuff!
- But it smells like chocolate...
I don't like it.
You said you'd drink as much tapioca as you like, but you didn't drink it all yesterday.
Why are you fighting like a kindergarten kid?
Laila kisses me a lot.
She kisses me a lot.
But you two haven't done it properly yet, have you?
I don't do it.
But you can avoid it if you do it.
I can avoid it.
Let's do it like this.
What about me?
Well...
Are you kidding me?
Do you have any secrets?
Even on the stage...
We often show our ordinary selves.
I don't know.
You're noisy wherever you are.
Am I noisy?
You have a very unique image.
I admit it, but I've been getting better at it lately.
All animals have the same face.
That's not true.
I drew a cat, but it has four legs and a stick.
It looks like a match.
It looks like a stick.
What do you mean "three sticks and a stick"?
Three sticks and a stick.
Four sticks and a match.
It's a hand and a leg.
I can't see it at all.
It's hard.
Well...
There are many people who like anime pictures.
So I'd like you to teach me.
But I can imagine it.
What? No!
You can imagine it, right?
If you're not good at it, you may be able to do it.
Wait! I just found your secret.
There are two skulls here.
Oh, yeah!
Here.
I did it!
TANI-CHAN!
Wow, she's here.
She's here.
I haven't seen you yet, but you're a comedy duo, right?
No, we're not!
Tani-chan, please introduce yourself.
Yes! I'm Marikako and Taniwa Rika!
Wow!
You're so slow!
Mr. Kondo, I...
I want to sell them!
I'm determined!
I don't think you should be so playful.
Oh!
I'll do a woman's voice that caused a fire.
Oh!
Yes.
You see it a lot in wide shows and stuff like that, right?
I see.
Here I go.
Um, I finished work and was home late last night!
And then, all of a sudden, I touched my butt!
So I was wondering what was going on, and when I looked back, I saw Mr. Komatema, who I often see on TV!
And then, when he saw me, he said, 'You ugly bastard!' and ran away.
I'm pretty and pure, but I'm really mean, aren't I?
Okay, that's it!
I'm not saying you shouldn't touch me or anything like that.
No, but really!
I'm pure and pretty, but why did you touch my butt and say I was ugly?
Look at me, I'm looking like you're touching me, and it can't be helped,
so I can't help but touch you!
So please, stop doing that!
It's too late for that!
Just what are you two doing, you idiots!?
Sorry about that!
He's riding a bike and is burned out!
I'm dead! What are you doing?!
He's burned out!
He's burned out, right?
But that was pretty good!
Oh, really?
I think that was good!
That's good!
And I thought it was pretty good,
but why didn't you guys laugh at all?
Yeah, we didn't laugh at all!
It's a new hint!
We gave you a hint!
Are you doing it again and again?
Is this a joke?
That's why!
What is it?
We gave you a new hint!
No, but...
It's an extension!
If you really want to do it, jump as hard as you can!
The last one!
Where is it?
Who is it?
I'm tired!
I know you're tired, but...
My knees are young!
You're human!
I'm 15-year-old Izumi Ememoto from Fukuoka Prefecture!
You're out of breath!
You're jumping too much!
No one can beat me in physical strength!
You just jumped and your knees hurt!
What is physical strength?
I want to play basketball!
Did you play basketball?
Yes, I did!
I've been playing basketball since I was in first grade!
What kind of skills do you use?
I'm going to show you how humans evolve while dribbling!
You'll learn how to evolve as you dribble!
Well spoken.
Let's try it one more time.
You'll learn how to evolve as you dribble!
When you're human, you can't walk around with a ball in your hands.
Let's do it like this!
Here we go!
Australopithecus
Homo erectus
Homo neanderthalensis
Human
This ball looks really lonely!
I think this is good!
I think it's good!
Today, we had all the students do it.
What kind of evaluation do you think Mr. Akimoto will get overall?
Um...
I don't think he remembers it yet!
It's just getting started, everyone!
[Music]
I'm Naoka and I'm Nao. Nice to meet you!
[Music]
Let's go!
Good evening, everyone!
I'm a third-year middle school student and I'm also an entrance exam student.
I've been studying a lot lately and I'd like to practice English today!
A, b, c, d, e, f, l, t, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, p, q, r, s, t, u, v, w, x, y, z world!
Yes! Well...
It's been getting cold lately.
Are you not catching a cold?
I'm not catching a cold!
Well...
Um...
For one minute...
Um...
Well...
Since I'm an entrance exam student, I'll study hard and enter high school!
Is it too soon?
Yes!
Um...
I love shrimp fishing!
I love it, too!
You're an entrance exam student, aren't you?
Yes!
Are you okay with what you just said?
I'm okay!
A, b, q, r...
We, HKT48, have a performance at HKT48 Theater almost every day!
For more information, please visit our official website!
We, students, also participate!
Yes!
Ah!