AISubs v3.5
One, two, three, yeah!
Wave your hands from side to side.
Poke your fists like this.
Yes, it's okay to be scared in the morning!
Full of stamina!
I'm 17 years old from Fukuoka Prefecture.
My name is Naka Nishioyi.
Let's do it.
Ready...
Start!
I'm doing a twin-tail now.
But I can do it freely.
I'm going to do something with twin-tail.
Let's call a helicopter.
Helicopter?
This way, too?
Wow, it's fun!
What should I do?
Well...
I have a cute hairstyle now.
So, I'm going to do a twin-tail.
I'm going to imitate Stitch now.
Wow, it's fun!
What should I do?
Well...
We still have time, don't we?
I'm in trouble.
Let's call a helicopter.
Helicopter!
Can you dash and come back?
Ready... Start!
Can you dash and come back while imitating Stitch?
Ready... Start!
Wow!
This is hard!
It was longer than I expected.
It's long, isn't it?
But it's amazing.
We called a helicopter.
Helicopter!
Boo!
It's not "helicopter, boo!"
We don't say "helicopter, boo!"
I see.
It's funny.
HKT48!
HKT48 members will do a challenge to a singer who flew to a variety show.
That is...
HKT48 Variety Show!
You three can talk freely from now on.
The theme is free.
Free?
That's too sudden!
Theme?
What should we do with the theme?
Let's do what we like now.
Wow!
Youko is a Pokemon, no matter what you say!
Pokemon!
Did you buy "Poket Monster White 2"?
Yes, we did.
But...
We forgot to save twice.
It's out of stock, isn't it?
I cried a lot.
I got three badges, but I turned it off and it became the first one.
I got five badges, but it became the first one again, and now it's the fifth one.
Why don't you have that learning ability?
No, it's not like that.
If you get one badge, you're safe. Isn't the second badge safe?
I'm sorry.
Theme change!
Why is it like a sermon?
Theme change!
What should we do?
Your favorite food!
Food!
Your favorite food!
I like green tea.
You eat green tea a lot, don't you? I can't believe it.
I've been addicted to black honey lately.
Black honey is delicious.
The black honey on top of that beautiful mochi...
I know!
I know that.
We have something in common.
It's delicious.
I've been addicted to black honey lately.
The members are eating kuzukiri.
The black honey on top of it is like a natto sauce.
But the members don't put black honey on it.
So I'm drinking it.
I don't like it.
I'm drinking black honey.
I often drink honey.
No, you don't.
It's delicious with tomatoes and honey.
I drink plum crab meat.
You drink a lot of weird things.
I chew a tomato and drink honey.
Chew it?
No!
No?
You're an idol.
But tomatoes and honey go well together.
I thought so.
When I was recommended it the other day.
What are you doing?
What's wrong with you?
The theme...
The theme is difficult...
Hi, I'm Ichihiro Kotada, 16 years old, from Hakata, aiming for cool beauty.
Let's start. Ready...
Start!
OK, well...
First of all...
I'm good at turning my arms around, so I'd like to do it.
Isn't it amazing?
I've been practicing impersonations lately, so I'd like to do it.
I'd like to do an impersonation of "My Melody".
Hi, senpai.
Well, it's like this.
I just did a twintail...
I did a twintail that I don't usually do, so it's a little weird, but...
How is it?
How many minutes are left?
Not yet.
Not yet, right?
Not yet.
Then, I'd like to do something that I only do at home.
You're so cute!
I love you, Tan-chan!
Thank you.
You did your best!
That's amazing.
What did you add at the end?
That's how I do it.
Then, do it for Kon-chan.
Kon-chan!
Ready...
You're so cute!
Stop it!
Kon-chan, you're so cute!
Stop it! I'm not cute!
Hiroki!
I'm not cute!
Kon-chan, you're so cute!
Stop it!
I'm really sorry.
Theme...
The theme of your favorite detail.
A number that you can get from viewers.
Oh, the gesture of your favorite alien.
No, let's talk about "sashara".
"Sashara"?
I don't know.
I was really trapped.
I was totally restricted.
I don't know if I can get a number.
It's definitely a detail!
Well, let's go with "sashara".
Should we go with "yasuke" type?
Well, I don't know.
"Best Title Book Award"!
This award is given by...
"Junkudo Bookstore" and "Kouka-ten" which have the largest sales area in Japan.
There are about 1.4 million books from the first floor to the fourth floor.
That means there are about 1.4 million types of books.
There are simple titles and titles with an impact that you can tell at a glance.
Among numerous books, this time...
Why did you give me such a title?
You can select a book with a strange title that you might want to read.
Team "Sugamoto Miyawaki" and "Fueki Kombat" will be divided into teams.
Each team will choose five books and find a more strange title.
Each team will decide the winner of the five games.
Since one adult is involved in the game...
I think Nao and Kon's team will have an advantage.
No, no, it's not like that!
They are blue, aren't they?
That's right!
Kon's team is stronger!
Well, let's find the books!
Ready, set...
Yay!
Have a good time!
Okay, Nao-chan, have fun!
Oh, this is good!
Nao-chan, this way.
You know, Nao-chan...
Basically, you're always happy when you're asked questions.
She's laughing a lot.
I'm scared of being asked questions.
Let's find the books!
Okay, let's start with the first one!
Let's start with Sakura and Yuko's team!
Okay!
I found a book called "Isn't it just bad news?"
My wife's food tastes awful!
They're talking about it.
I'm really curious about how they know it tastes this bad.
And now, Kousan's team!
Go ahead!
I can't believe it.
I've never seen her like this before.
I don't want her to be like this.
Huh?
Mickey Mouse's depression.
What?!
I don't like it!
She's always like this!
I don't like it anymore! I don't want to dance anymore!
Okay, now we're going to have the staff make their own judgement.
The judgement is...
Yama-san's team!
I don't like it!
Yama-san's team wins!
Kon-san will read it for us!
As a reference...
Oji-san's book!
It's written a lot about Oji-san.
There are many kinds of Oji-san.
It's useful as a reference.
There are many series.
Mohatsu Senryu
Oji-san series.
Excuse me, what are you talking about?
This is Oji-san's book, right?
There are three Oji-san.
Three Oji-san!
Nao-chan, will you read it for us?
I'll read it!
Wait a minute!
Wait a minute! I saw it!
This is...
Oji-san's book.
This is Oji-chan's book.
Oji-chan's book?
I'll read it!
Unagi Shokunin
What is that?
Nao-chan!
Nao-chan bit it!
It was really powerful.
She bit it!
Then...
Please give us the second decision!
Go ahead!
Welcome back!
Unagi Shokunin
The next one is...
It's really...
It's a big deal.
Ta-dah!
I'm a Okama, but I'm an OL!
That's right.
And it says "natural weird" below it.
It's like...
I don't know if there's a hard version of it.
I'm curious.
It's like...
They stole a famous movie.
No!
It's too sweet.
I'll tell Tora-san!
She stole it!
Apologize to Hatsumi Kiyoshi-san!
Please give us the second decision!
Unagi Shokunin
It's a book written by that famous celebrity.
Is it a celebrity?
Here it is!
"Prisoner Now"!
This is it!
Wow!
"Now" is a little too much for me.
This is Twitter, isn't it?
Twitter!
Excuse me, manager!
Can you judge whether it's okay for me to call you "now"?
What?
Who would you like me to call?
Call me "Yomatsucha".
Call me "Yomatsucha"!
Is it a bad picture?
No, it's fine.
What is it?
This is a little impactful.
Yes, please wait a minute.
But you don't need to shake it like this.
This is a little impactful.
Yes, please wait a minute.
But you don't need to shake it like this.
Anyway, it's impactful.
"Shiritataki" culture scene!
How is it?
Isn't it impactful?
Please look at this picture.
Until now, you can see various "shiritataki" spanking.
There are various "shiritataki" scenes.
Isn't it too real?
You can see how "shiritataki" was praised.
Is it a book full of "shiritataki" history?
Yes, it is.
Then, please read it.
Nao-chan is recommending it.
What is your judgment?
I don't like it!
I don't like it anymore!
I'm glad you read it.
I'm glad you read it, Nao-chan.
I wrote it wrong, didn't I?
I wrote it wrong.
This is what I want you students to read.
"Baka Nihongo Juten".
I'd like to read it.
This book has been released as a series.
You can read it and improve your baka.
And "Baka Demo Nenshui 1000 Man".
This book will help you improve your baka.
Stupid sweets, stupid old stories.
What are you talking about!
You can be stupid, you were not stupid!
The result was not good.
The result was not stupid!
You made it a stupid story!
You made it stupid-ish, so I guess it's this.
It's not really stupid, but it's a little stupid- ish.
New book?
Wait a minute! What is it?
New book?
There is no last "pun", is there?
Isn't it "pun"? Is it "pun"?
The way you say it is unfair!
Is it "pun"?
Please!
I want to read this.
Ahot s storage
There's a blade. Blades are cute, aren't they?
A boy with glasses.
There are also men in suits.
Men in suits.
It's really amazing.
A technique that conveys important information in just one minute.
I was reading this while I was waiting.
Because it's important, to the cat. we.
People often say that it's a long story.
This is also a book that I would like Mr. Kon to read.
Here it is!
I'll decide it with my nipples.
(Nipples)
Nice!
You can't tell just by looking at them, can you?
Can you do it with your nipples?
I can't do it.
You're amazing, Connie!
I'm embarrassed after saying it.
I know.
What kind of nipples do you think a man can do?
Color is color.
I don't know about color.
Check it out yourself.
No, no, no!
I thought you could do it.
No!
Let me try it.
It's a little cafe au lait color.
No!
I don't like it!
It's a nipple.
Nao-chan, you can say whatever you like.
Can I?
That one.
Which one do you like?
Nao-chan is really a maniac.
Her laughing point is a little off.
Everything Nao-chan presses doesn't come to me.
Are you okay?
I'm okay.
Are you really okay?
Yes.
Here I go!
Mr. Korchak!
This is what happens.
What?
This is what happens.
What's wrong, Nao-chan?
Your voice and your makeup are all messed up.
Why?
First of all, Mr. Korchak says "who" and the picture is important.
He brings it up with a picture.
Not with a title?
Yes.
Thank you for tonight, Encore.
If you let your guard down, you'll hit your uncle.
It's just a picture.
It's not a picture.
That's right.
This is funny.
Please judge.
You're fast!
The next round is really an impact match.
It's the prettiest three-letter word in the world.
Poop!
Poop! Poop!
She said it.
At the end...
An idol said "poop."
She said it at the end.
This one is more specific.
This is a culture of pros.
Wait a minute.
Wait.
I'm sure it's luck.
Please give your judgment.
Excuses.
What is it?
Excuses.
Excuses for slapping.
The boss can't deceive you.
My kid can't study.
What should I do?
How do you know by looking at her eyes?
Is it different?
What is it?
Bokko-chan, what is it?
There are various things.
What I'm more curious about is...
India never goes bokeh.
Delusion is Yuyuko's specialty.
Yuyuko loves delusions.
Next is arm wrestling.
What do you mean?
If I were a female fetishist, I would call it "neckline fetishism".
But if I were a male fetishist, I would call it "neckline fetishism".
What about you, Soko-chan?
If I were to describe it in detail,
you know how you two take selfies?
I like how you two take selfies like this.
Like this!
What kind of girl manga did you watch?
You haven't watched it lately, have you?
No, I haven't.
I wonder what it is.
She has blonde hair and curly eyebrows.
She wears a long-sleeved suit and I like her.
No!
Isn't it?
I can't imagine it.
Who is it?
Sanji!
It's One Piece's Sanji!
It's hard to understand!
It's hard to understand?
Can you explain it?
Can you?
Enough with your fantasies.
Next is Sashihara-san's manga.
Sashihara-san is...
She's so kind.
Sashihara-san is...
When is it going to be released?
It's going to be released in late July.
So it's already released?
I can't tell you when it's going to be released,
but you can forget about it.
What do you think of Sashihara-san now?
She's so kind.
Sashihara-san's impression...
The day after the general election,
all of the election committee members wanted to take selfies with her.
She talked to me a lot at that time.
I see!
Did you enter the election?
What was your rank?
Forty-two.
Forty-seven. Congratulations!
Congratulations!
Did you talk to her at that time?
Yes.
Was she kind?
She was very kind.
I've always thought she was a very kind person, but...
She's said you're a terrible character, right?
Was she a terrible character?
Yes.
She told me to tell my juniors about you.
What?
What is that?
But you know, you were the oldest.
Oh, you're right.
You're already the oldest.
What are you going to do about your character?
It's just my pace.
That's fine.
Your catchphrase is...
People often say we have similar characters.
That's right.
They say you're not good at it.
They say you're being played.
You two are the oldest, and you say you're being played?
Is it okay for you to say that?
I'm a little worried as a team.
Are you okay?
I'm worried about her.
Well, we'll have to leave it to the captain's wife.
That's right.
Nice to meet you, Chichan.
Nice to meet you, too.
Is she okay?
H.K.T.
I'm worried about her.
Really?
But I'm looking forward to it.
Me, too.
I'm looking forward to it.
The chance of it spreading is huge, isn't it?
That's right.
Do you know that "keisakuwa" was the most searched word for a period of time?
Yes, we know it.
It was the most searched word in HKT48.
Yes, and the next day at school,
HKT48 is where Tashihara-san comes, isn't it?
Thank you for telling us about it.
Today, I'm happy, happy, happy!
I'm Harupiko and this is also me, Haruka.
Let's start!
Here we go.
Ready, start!
Hello!
Today, I've tried a twin-tailed hairstyle.
What do you think of it?
Thank you very much!
Well,
I'm...
I forgot...
And...
What's the time now?
- Not yet. - Not yet, eh...
Hmm...
Concentrate, concentrate...
I'm coming...
Concentrate...
I'm in the middle of surgery...
So...
Let's focus!
Yes!
Wonderful!
Well, you didn't say a single swear word.
I was a little impatient.
Impatient?
I say it all the time, but...
"TRES LEGSAM" ended early!
It ended very quickly!
TRES LEGSAM
The long road that leads to your heart...
Always makes me...
Ah...
I'm in the middle of surgery...
You're so cute!
Thank you!
Stitch!
Wow, that's funny!
Spring is autumn...
Yoyo is white...
Dressing is mountainous...
I'm a little impatient...
I'm in the middle of surgery...
Touch!
Yes, yes!
Dance!
Can you dance while dancing to "Stitch"?
That's great!
TRES LEGSAM
I'm so happy!
Me too!
I'm so happy!
Wow, it's fun! What should we do?
That's right!
At HKT48 Theater in Hokusaun Mall,
we have a live performance almost every day!
For more information, please visit HKT48's official website!
Everyone, come and see us!