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Today, September 11th, is Koyabu's 46th birthday.
One, two...
Koyabu!
What?
What's that?
One, two...
Koyabu, happy birthday!
You look like you're celebrating.
How old were you?
Forty-six.
You're lucky!
I'm lucky?
Yes, you're lucky!
But I think it's fate that you're 46 years old.
Fate!
Look at this T-shirt!
Ta-dah!
Don't you think it's gross?
You even made a young man's T-shirt.
We don't need a birthday party like this.
We don't need it.
We don't need it!
We're a little nervous because we don't know if we'll be able to record a song with this.
In a ring, two!
Today is Koyabu's 46th birthday.
My birthday party will be led by my birthday manager, Sasaki Kumi, and myself, Matsuda Konoka!
Please take care of me!
Please take care of me.
I like those kinds of words.
Now, we'll have everyone present a present!
First up...
Koyabu, Koyabu, Koyabu, Koyabu, Koyabu, Koyabu...
What's that?
Koyabi!
So that's why you told me not to wear a jacket today, right?
This is the creepiest one. What is it?
I wrote it.
Really?
With all my heart, Koyabu's ugly face and talent...
And?
Actually, the back is round and round.
Koyabi!
Who wrote it?
It's Kanemura.
It's me.
So you wrote it in a cool way, right?
I wrote it in a cute way.
With all my heart and soul, if you ask me who wrote it, it's Koyabu.
I'm glad. I'm glad.
Please try it on.
No matter how you look at it, it's MC-san.
Koyabu!
It suits you! It suits you!
It's a fashion show.
Koyabu.
It's not a fashion show, it's a fashion show.
Why is it like this?
Come!
With this, Shinkansen will be very painful, right?
Next is a present from Tomita Kamimura.
What is it?
I wrote and composed a song with Kamimura for you, Koyabu-san.
A song?
Yes.
Kamimura wrote it and I composed it.
I'm glad.
Kamimura, who is in charge of writing lyrics, previously performed a mysterious self-composed song called "Mizutama Pink", but...
How will it turn out?
And Tomita, who is in charge of composing songs, is actually making a song for the first time.
He showed off his bass skills in a previous program, but this time he will perform his first self-composed song with a guitar.
Now, it's getting exciting!
Everyone, are you getting more and more excited?
Yes!
Hinano-san, what is the title of this song?
It's Koyabu-san's Birthday!
It's a coincidence!
The title of the song I made for my birthday is "Koyabu-san's Birthday".
It's a direct hit!
Now, let's listen to it!
Here you go!
Is sweet honey better with ice cream?
If it's possible, I'd like it with vanilla flavor.
If you add Shiratama and Dango, it would be even better.
That's how we feel right now.
Here you go!
Is sweet honey better with ice cream?
Koyabu-san, I love you!
Koyabu-san!
Thank you for everything!
Love at first sight is like pizza.
Do you really like pizza?
You!
What?
You are so kind, Koyabu-san!
Really?
You said "Happy Birthday" but...
Thank you!
How do you like it, Koyabu-san?
You are really good at composing songs.
You put my favorite things and habits in your songs.
But what is that sweet honey in the first half?
Sweet honey is better with vanilla ice cream or syrup.
I totally agree with you.
It has nothing to do with your birthday.
It's easy to understand.
How about you, Kabemura-san?
I'm moved and about to cry.
Liar!
Next, who will prepare a present for Koyabi?
Me!
From Miho!
What kind of present is it?
For you, Koyabi-san, I came up with an original play.
A play?
Yes.
Is it a play?
Director, script, production, everything was done by me.
Will you also appear in it, Koyabi-san?
What?
Actually, Koyabi-san is the one who will direct the play.
What?
Everyone will do it, right?
Who will watch it?
It will be a mess here.
But, but, but...
I won't make it exciting like Tetsutomo-san.
First of all, everyone will rehearse.
Under the guidance of Watanabe, who is in charge of script and production, they will check it while holding the script.
Thank you for your cooperation.
Yay!
It's pretty cute, though.
Koyabu, Kazuto, Imaya...
Stand up and look at Asu.
Like this, right?
Say it proudly. I heard that's the most important scene.
Please.
What is this?
It's fun.
As expected.
What is it?
Koyabu and Hinatazaka members' memories for half a year,
Watanabe made it like a sci-fi movie.
The play starts from Koyabu's dressing room.
Please watch it with warm eyes.
Let's start.
Ready...
Action!
Ouch!
Did you hit your knee?
Mizutama Pink
Why do you pity me?
What is this song? It's relaxing.
Because I like you.
Mizutama Pink is a popular song now.
Is it popular?
Yes.
Wow.
Kankan!
Excuse me. Go ahead.
Good morning. Good morning.
Good morning.
We are Hinata, Zakao and T-6.
Nice to meet you.
Thank you for recording "Hinabingo 2" today.
Thank you.
Koyami, Koyami, Koyami, Koyami, Koyami, Koyami, Koyami, Koyami, Koyami, Koyami, Koyami...
What's wrong with you?
Anyway, it's going to be a noisy recording today.
Excuse me. My name is Matsuda, a producer. Thank you for coming today.
I'm always amazed by your skillful Japanese skills and comments.
Thank you very much. I'm always grateful for your compliments.
Really? Thank you very much.
You say the same thing to other talents, don't you?
No, I don't say it. I only say it to you, Mr. Koyabu.
There are a lot of female producers like you in this program.
After the recording is over, there are a lot of people who praise me.
Thank you for coming today.
Thank you for having me.
I'm sleepy now. Can I go to bed?
All right. I'll wake you up when it's time.
Excuse me.
I'm sleepy.
Mr. Muppink...
What is this song? It's too heavy for a priority song.
I'm sleepy.
If you drink it all the time, you'll be fine.
Where am I? What is this?
You're wrong.
That's not true. I'm absolutely right.
What are you arguing about? Who are you?
I'm an angel. The angel part in you, Mr. Koyabu.
What? The angel part in me?
I'm a devil. The devil part in you, Mr. Koyabu.
The devil part in me? Why are you arguing about that?
I was talking about which one is cuter, Yurukera's "muyu" or "go".
But I think "go" is definitely cuter.
I don't care.
"muyu" is definitely cuter.
I don't care.
"muyu", "muyu", "muyu", "muyu"
"go", "go", "go", "go"
It came out.
Look, "muyu" is so cute.
"go" can also make "mitarashi dango".
What is that?
Look!
Hi!
Ta-dah!
Oh, it's Ribu-chan!
Ribu-chan!
She's not a character or anything like that.
She's dazzling!
What kind of existence is Ribu-chan?
Twinkle, twinkle, twinkle!
She's not an angel or a devil, she's the only existence!
So?
Well, well, don't fight, let's dance together!
I don't know why.
Yes! Oh, you too, Kayami!
Me too?
Together!
Ta-dah!
My, my, my, my, my heart is pounding!
Is it "de-sassa" there?
My heart is pounding!
You don't even know the lyrics!
Water is pink!
Huh?
Hey you!
This is scary! Is this a dream? What?
Hey you!
What is it?
I am Princess Aya of Ayajeri Land, Princess Aya!
I don't know why, I can't explain it!
By the way, I can use magic, do you want to try it?
Sounds good, but you can't use magic, can you?
Here I go! Ayajeri-jerijeri-ey!
From now on, you will be a dinosaur!
Ahh!
Gyaoo, gyaoo, gyaoo, gyaoo...
Wow, the ice age is here! I'm going to die!
Go for it! You can still live! Yay!
Oh, there's no sun.
Hey you! What are you doing?!
Hey you! What did you do to my husband?!
I just cast a little spell on him.
What spell?!
Prince Koyabin's princess.
Prince?! What do you mean by prince?!
Koyabin is my husband!
Stop fighting!
Koyabin is my husband!
Stop fighting!
Who are you two?!
Husband and wife.
Husband and wife?!
I'm not this kind of wife!
I'm not this kind of person!
I'm sick of this. I'm tired of this. I'm leaving. Bye-bye.
You're leaving already?
Oh, come on! You too!
I'm leaving first. Bye!
What?!
I married Anna!
What?!
Why am I...
Why do I hear this song?!
What?! What am I doing?!
After this, we have our favorite girl, Shinkigeki!
Yoshimoto Shinkigeki's chief!
I'm Koyabin!
In addition, their Koyabu has appeared!
I'm Koyabu Kazutsu!
No, you're not!
There's no real Koyabu in here!
What is that?!
You're lying!
I know it's just the three of us, but why is there even background music?!
What is it?!
My head hurts!
What is it?!
In my brain...
I'm Koyabu, 46 years old!
It's time, Koyabu!
Manager!
What?!
This is my dressing room!
Manager!
I had a dream! Were you sleeping?!
Yes! I woke you up, but you didn't wake up at all!
I had a really bad dream!
What did you dream about?!
Didn't you dream about Yomehan coming out of nowhere and not listening to anyone?!
Or about me pretending to be asleep!
Or about me saying "princess" and being really embarrassed!
I'm glad I could say it.
Anyway, please get ready.
We don't have much time.
Thank you.
We're counting on you.
I'm sorry for making you wait.
But I have to work hard on the recording.
I'm Koyabu Kazuto.
I'm an entertainer who can host a show.
I'm also the president of Yoshimoto New Theater.
I'm also an actor.
I was able to provide for my wife and children.
And I was able to work with my favorite girls, Hinatazaka 46.
I'm really glad I'm alive.
Alright! I'll work hard on the recording!
Alright!
The BGM's timing is weird, isn't it?
What?
Cut!
Can you do it today?
Alright! Everyone, please come up to the stage!
Alright, we've finished recording.
Mr. Koyabu Kazuto, how was it?
I wish I could dream of being supported like this.
Nishino Nanase lives in Nishikasai, where she lived right after her debut.
It brings back memories.
She looks back at the time she spent with her members.
You can see Nishino like this at Nogibingo 10!
It's getting exciting!
On behalf of Hinatazaka46, we would like to give a bouquet of flowers from Mei Higashimura to Koyabi46!
Let's call her out!
Higashimura-san!
What's with the big one?
It's so cute!
What's this?
It's so fluffy!
What's this?
Happy Birthday!
It's so cute!
What's with the fluffy one?
Actually...
At first, it was as big as you, Koyabi-san...
But with Ayachiri's magic, it got smaller!
It got smaller!
What kind of world view is this?!
It's not even a cute episode if it's not funny!
Ayachiri is amazing!
But...
Right, Mei-chan?
Ayachiri...
What's the meaning of that magic?
Prank success!
It can't be helped!
What kind of prank is this?!
It can't be helped!
Happy Birthday!
At what timing?!
Happy Birthday!
Memei-san, how do you feel about your prank being a wish?
It was fun!
Why is this fun?!
I came up with this setting myself!
Amazing!
You did well!
But, but this is not all!
What is it?!
We are Ayachiri!
I'm Meiichigo!
Together we are Ame-chan!
We have a sweet present from Ame-chan!
Koyami, happy birthday!
I made it.
If you have a long chin, show me your lips, Akano- chan.
If you have a long bottom of your nose...
Is this real candy?
It's real.
We ate it.
It tastes like vanilla.
I made it for the first time.
I have a picture of it.
A picture?
She's making it.
Thank you.
She's stretching it.
It's hot.
It's 80 degrees Celsius.
80 degrees Celsius.
If you don't have heat, you can't do it.
She's cutting it.
It's very hard.
It gets hard over time.
Don't do it when it's hot.
She's eating it with a toothpick.
It was very delicious.
Did you eat it warm?
It's soft and hard in my mouth.
It's like an A-stadium.
I made it like that.
I see.
Thank you.
Congratulations.
Thank you.
It seems like you two have a message for Koyabi46.
I used to think that Koyabi46 was a very strict person,
but no matter what situation I'm in, she's so kind.
I realized how strong her dad is.
Dads who meet each other are kind.
Dad, thank you.
I'm not your dad.
I'm really happy to meet you, Koyabi46.
Thank you.
Next, Mr. Higashimura.
I was able to work with you, Mr. Higashimura, and Hina Bingo and Hina Bingo 2.
How many times have you seen this video?
How many times have you seen it?
I was happy.
Thank you.
I've been crying all the time.
Thank you very much.
It's funny.
I couldn't find anyone who cried like you before.
You made me laugh.
Thank you very much.
I'm about to cry.
Why are you crying?
I love you.
I love you so much.
Even at school, I kept saying, "I love you so much."
I watched your new play a lot.
I love you so much.
I kept saying that.
I think she has a lot of gratitude for you in front of her.
I don't know if she's crying because of the new play.
I don't know if she's crying because she wants to be a singer like Beyonce.
I don't know.
I don't think that's the case at all.
I think for her, you are Beyonce.
Me?
Me, Beyonce, who is the same age as you?
I'm 46 years old.
It's a memory for me.
Thank you very much.
We would like to inform you of our program.
Our online video distribution service, Hulu, is distributing all of Hina Bingo so far.
Let's play together.
If we were acquaintances, we would be in the same school.
We would be in the same school.
I'm Ayase. I'm Michiko. We are Ayase and Ami-chan.
Wow, it's warm.
Isn't it hot?
It's warm.
Isn't it hot?
It's warm.
It's hard.
Let's eat.
It's my first time eating something warm.
It's good.
Who are you?
I'm Koyabu.
You are Koyabu, aren't you?
The two of them are free-spirited in making candy.
The perfect version is made of hulu.
Next time, against Koyabin 46,
Hinata-saka 46 will aim for bingo with all their might.
Koyabingo!
One, two!
Inuchi Miyata's flower song quiz, too!