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Last time, Hinata-saka became a fan of Koyabu.
Whether it's on Instagram or not, I think the audience's feelings don't change.
I think it's good if you put in a little more effort.
Effort?
I think it's great that you feel like you've escaped a little and like it.
Tonight, they'll learn how to joke and make an original gag.
Who will make Koyabu explode?
All-powerful Hinata-saka 40th Anniversary!
Hinata-saka members' wishes will be delivered over two weeks.
Koyabu-ni-wo-warai-de-shie-de-kikaku-gohan-sen!
The members who try their best and shed tears are...
Hinaminco 2!
Next, please teach us a gag!
Thank you!
If you did it like that, it would be better.
If you did it near you, it would be dangerous like Kasuga-kun.
No, no, no.
To make Koyabu watch it, the members have seriously thought of a gag.
First, a gag to cheer up people who are depressed.
Part 2, Matsuda and Watanabe will show you!
Now, please show us a gag to cheer people up!
Ganba-reinbow!
Shuuu!
Are you depressed?
Is that it?
Matsuda-san, please!
Kinokko-nokko-nokko-kii-no-ko-no-ka!
That's cute!
Fans will cheer up.
Watanabe-san, please!
Koyabu-san, can you come here?
Are you depressed?
Can I be depressed?
Let's be depressed together!
Meow!
She's drawing a cat!
She's so energetic!
She really is depressed!
Time's up!
First of all...
"Ganba Rainbow" is rainbow, so I drew a rainbow here.
But I thought it was a little slippery, so I closed it.
That was an ad-lib.
"Rainbow" is the end of the ad-lib.
If I say "Ahahaha!", it's over.
But if I say "ten-ten-ten", it's like "shhh".
I see.
But I think "Ganba Rainbow"...
...doesn't make you say "Ahahaha!"
No way!
Ah, you're in trouble. Ganba and Rainbow are in trouble.
I think it's cute, but...
"Ganba Rainbow"...
...doesn't make you say "Ahahaha!"
It's funny!
That's what I thought.
But it's okay. It's not funny.
It's not only funny when you say it.
Do you have an emcee or something like that?
When you say something,
Are you depressed?
I'm depressed.
Then I'll cheer you up.
You can do it!
There may be something like that.
Let's continue.
Please introduce yourself.
That's right. I want to put in a name.
If it's "kinoko",
"notoko" is
in my name,
I think it's good.
And if I make a weird move,
I think it'll cheer me up.
That's why I put in "isolation".
"kukuku" moved more than I thought it would.
I was a little surprised.
It moved a lot.
I was a little scared.
It's more like self-introduction,
like a gag.
I think it's good.
Watanabe-san.
It's not for a live show.
It's for self-introduction.
I like it because everyone laughs a lot.
I don't know if it's okay not only for cats.
"hihiinda" or "paon"
I don't know.
There are other gags
that cheer up depressed people.
Please.
Earth's time stop!
Thank you very much!
Maoga Maaga
Next,
Sasaki-kuni, Saito, and Higashibura
have come up with a gag
that they want to make popular.
A gag that you want to make popular.
Please.
"Tomorrow" by Nakashima Mika-san.
Do my love, do my love, I love you, do my love, I'm happy today, too.
It was pretty good, wasn't it?
Yes, Saito-san, go ahead.
I'll wash my hands and do my best to dry my hands without a towel.
Huh?
Oh, no!
Oh, good.
Yes, Hirose-mura-san.
Yes.
Hey, are you not feeling well?
Don't be sick!
Oh, I made a mistake.
Tornado Punch! Happy!
Don't cry!
Don't cry! Where are you going?
It's going to end!
What is it?
Doremi! Doremi!
Relatives gathered at the construction site!
Nakashima Mika was good, wasn't she?
Yes, she was.
Even if it was a different song...
Oh, Doremi Sorashiro?
Yes, your song.
If Nakashima Mika sang that song...
Yes.
Doremi! Doremi! Doremi!
It's similar to that song.
I don't know if it's this song or that song,
but it's very similar to that song.
Nakashima Mika, as an idol who works hard all her life,
please don't get angry.
Yes.
You respect her, don't you?
Of course, I love her.
Then, Saito-san.
Yes.
Nakashima Mika was good, wasn't she?
She was more pitiful than I expected.
I'm glad you came.
What's up with you, crybaby?
It's not one song, but four, isn't it?
It's two.
What did you say? I couldn't hear you.
"Genkidasana".
"Damade".
"Torumado".
"Torumado Punch".
Oh, I see.
Do you know what it means?
Do you know what's in it?
I know.
Don't make fun of me.
"Tornado" comes from "Kigashimura Meijo",
so it means "tornado", doesn't it?
That's right.
"That's right", you said.
I thought you were making fun of me.
Because my voice is small.
I thought you were making fun of me.
"That's right", you said.
Next, Kawata, Takase, Kanemura and Kamimura thought of a gag when apologizing to someone.
Kawata-san, you look confident.
I'm nervous.
Don't be scared, it's all natural.
Now, go ahead!
"Run", "run", "run" until I clean up.
That's good.
"Ah, I'll make gyoza in a second".
"Gyoza".
"I'll make gyoza in a second".
"Gyoza".
That's good, isn't it?
Takase-san, go ahead!
"I'm sorry, Fii".
You didn't say this at the end!
You were reluctant to say it.
That's funny!
Now, let's continue. Kanemura-san!
"Your pose is funny, penguin".
"I'm sorry".
That's good, isn't it?
Now, let's continue.
Go ahead!
"When you want to apologize for breaking a high pot".
"Round and round, like a bell pepper".
That's funny!
Very good!
As you are an idol, you should be able to do it as an idol.
In the case of Ms. Kamimura, I think it would be better if you could think of a gag for a week and save it for about three years.
I think it would be good if you could think of a gag for ten episodes of Kamimura in a DVD or something like that.
I will do my best!
Do it again!
It's time for you to apologize, isn't it?
So...
Hey you!
The high price is over!
Kamimura won't make 50 million yen!
What are you going to do?!
Spinning...
I'm Pimack!
I don't know what you're talking about!
No, I think it's very good.
Thank you very much!
So, this is what a gag is like.
Ms. Kamimura, you learned it, didn't you?
Yes.
Ms. Kawada, you did a good job, too.
Yes.
After you did it, did you feel embarrassed?
Yes.
Well...
It was something I've never experienced before.
It was normal.
It was normal, wasn't it?
But it's good, isn't it?
Yes.
Anyway, when you said "gag" or something like that,
you were criticized a lot,
and you cried in front of everyone,
and you were relieved of your emotions.
As an actress, I think it's something you can feel.
Yes.
I hope you think it's a good experience.
Ms. Kamimura, what do you think?
After you did it...
I'm sorry!
You were crouching down.
Well...
I couldn't do it anymore.
I'm sorry.
Thank you very much!
Don't be so serious!
I'm serious!
It's totally fine, isn't it?
I'm always told to crouch down...
Who told you that?
My fans.
Oh, really?
Yes, it's frustrating.
No, it's fine.
It's fine to crouch down.
Well...
I'll say it again.
If you don't crouch down, you'll get scolded again.
What are you talking about?
I'm sorry!
Well...
As an idol, you've made me do this.
I'll say it again.
According to today's recording,
even young entertainers might be crying like you two.
Crouching down...
As a merit...
As an advantage...
I think you should do it.
Also, you're not crouching down.
It's fine.
Yes.
Yes, Kamemura-san.
Kamemura-san, are you crying?
Yes.
Please encourage her.
I'm sorry!
I don't know what it means. It's really scary.
It's really scary.
It's "nyoru-nyoru-soumen-kun".
It's good, isn't it? It should be released.
Next, please tell us how to say "tsukkomi".
You should ask Goto or Kosugi how to say "tsukkomi".
Next is "trying to say "tsukkomi"".
The "tsukkomi" member should be an actress and ask the manager to bring something.
However, since the manager will do a rough "boke" role, they will say "tsukkomi" on the spot.
First is Takase.
Then, Takase's challenge. Ready, start!
Manager, please bring me a towel.
Yes!
Excuse me, this is a towel.
It's hot.
Hey, isn't this a towel?
Yes, it is.
Manager, please bring me a towel.
Yes!
Here you go!
Hey, isn't it hot?
Manager, please bring me a make-up tool.
Thank you!
Oh, it's heavy.
Can you bend it?
Time's up!
What should I do?
It's fine.
You can say "heavy, heavy" or something like that.
What is the right answer?
I see.
Did you have fun?
As expected of the manager.
Can I go with the same one?
No, you can go with a different one.
Oh, a different one.
I'm under a lot of pressure.
Please do your best, manager.
But you have to be determined.
When you don't think it's funny, you have to push it.
This is how you have to push it.
Let's do it.
Hey! It's a towel!
You're sweating a lot!
Is it a towel?
It's a towel, really.
What is this?
I didn't wash it, so I'm not sweating at all.
It's like a moss roof!
Do you have to sweat like this?
Is there such a thing?
It's an important traditional craft.
Don't make me sweat, you idiots!
Don't make me laugh!
It's a towel, manager!
Hey, be quiet!
It's a towel!
What is it?
Rambo, the angry fool.
What is it?
It's a towel!
Did you bring the towel? Yes, I brought the towel!
Towel!
I brought the towel!
I hope you can sing!
Towel!
It was amazing! It was amazing!
Now you know why everyone came here and cried, right?
Next, they will do "Tsukkomi" in the plane.
If you are not a doctor, you will rush to the passenger who has a stomachache.
Matsuda will do "Tsukkomi" first.
Saito will do "Boke".
Ushio will do "Siei", which is for passengers who have a stomachache.
Ms. Ushio, please change your clothes.
You look like a donkey!
Cute!
You look like a donkey!
It suits you!
You look like a passenger, don't you?
Really? I'm happy! Thank you!
Now, let's do it!
Start!
Everyone, thank you for using "Hinatazaka Airport" today.
Today, I will be a carrier attendant.
I'm Ms. Ushio Saruna.
Nice to meet you!
What's wrong with you?
Someone! Someone!
Are you okay?
It hurts!
It hurts! It hurts!
Thank you!
Kiss! Kiss!
I'm getting better! What's wrong with you?
Oh, I see!
It's okay now! Don't worry!
Ms. Matsuda, do "Tsukkomi" now!
It's more difficult for me!
It's okay! Don't worry! You will get better, too!
It's okay!
"You will get better, too!" Why do you say like that?
It's okay!
It's difficult!
That's right!
It's difficult!
How about you, Maza-san?
It was unexpected!
Something came to me, and I thought it was something else.
But a patient came to me, and it was difficult for me!
That's right!
But you were depressed at the end of it!
Really?
Next, Kawata will challenge depression!
Kato will make fun of her!
Let's go! Ready, go!
This plane is departing from Haneda Airport and is currently flying to Indonesia.
Excuse me! Please help me!
My stomach hurts!
What happened to you, ma'am?
My stomach hurts!
Oh, no! Someone! Someone!
Please help me!
Okay!
This is Kato, the captain!
Excuse me! My stomach hurts! Please help me!
Oh, you can't move! If you can't move, go home!
Please help me!
Having a stomachache is very important!
You, in charge of the flight, please fly in my place!
You turn the plane around and take off your hat!
My stomach hurts, but please help me!
Oh, we can't do anything about it, so can you go to the hospital in this parachute?
You use this parachute!
I don't know why!
Kato was great!
Oh, you're right!
She's a great partner!
I'm happy!
Even though you're a doctor!
When you arrive at the airport, you have to complain first!
Oh, that's right!
It's like, "Who's driving right now?"
That's true!
Well, it wasn't too bad for your throat!
It's just that you don't have enough pressure!
Oh?
Pressure!
Shall we go home?
It's not like that!
Pressure, okay?
This kind of pressing.
Please move to an appropriate direction.
Ouch! My stomach hurts!
Sir! How is it?
Is it okay?
This is bad!
Somebody! Somebody! I'm sorry!
Somebody, are you okay?
To the hospital... To the hospital...
You! Where do you think you're doing that?!
You're a catcher, aren't you?!
You're a catcher! You're catching the pain!
I don't like this!
Don't give me a sign!
Don't give me your autograph. I can see your underwear, so take off your skirt.
No, no.
Why is there a catcher in this passenger seat?
Ouch, ouch, ouch.
Please, can you bring me a chair?
Ouch, ouch, ouch.
Right, which elementary school do you go to?
You go there by plane, you must be rich.
Which elementary school do you go to?
Wow, all of them have textbooks.
What's wrong with you?
Boss, let's play.
Are you my acquaintance?
We are in the same school.
I have a stomachache, so go away.
What's wrong with you?
Go away.
What's wrong with you, an elementary school student on a plane?
Is there a steak here?
Somebody, somebody, please help me!
Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch.
I'm sorry.
No, there is no catcher in this passenger seat.
What?
Oh, it's Lizardy.
It's Lizardy.
Hey, what's up?
What's up, baby?
I have a stomachache.
Please, tell me your address.
Don't pick up girls.
Tonight?
Not tonight.
Arasha, it was very good.
SKI Bingo, Blu-ray and DVD box release!
SKI 48 version "Hamlet" is fully recorded in Blu- ray!
You can only see behind-the-scenes making here!
Next, Kamimura will try to act as an actress.
Will she be able to act well against the jokes of the members who work as managers?
Ready, start!
Manager!
Manager! Manager! Bring me a towel!
Yes! I brought you a towel!
Ah, thank you!
Texas!
She's funny!
Don't say you'll fight with Sora!
She won't back down!
Manager!
Bring me a make-up tool!
Yes!
Here you go!
Ah, thank you!
It's perfect!
Thank you!
Don't say "thank you"!
At the end, say "no problem"!
Yes! No problem!
Manager!
Why are you using your manager's voice?
Bring me water!
Water!
Ah, thank you! Thank you!
The water is boiling!
Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!
What's up with you? You're late!
I don't know why, but I like Kamimura World.
Here's an announcement from the show!
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For more information, please visit the show's homepage!
Google! I'm Hina-kun!
Hina Room!
The other day, Konoka and I were at the hotel on the day before the handshake party.
On that day, we were bored and decided not to go to anyone's room.
So, we went to Miyata and Watanabe's rooms.
And they were already asleep.
Miyata was sleeping in her bed like this.
Miho had two or three beds in her room.
Miyata was sleeping here.
And Miho was sleeping like this in each bed.
Even though this bed is open, she was sleeping like this.
That was really funny.
Cheer up, Teruteru Boys!
The original gag is also complete!
Next time...
○○ is my wife!
Which member would you like to choose as your wife?
Wake up!