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Tell me, Mr. Koyabu! I want to overcome my bad laughing!
This is also bad.
This is also bad. You haven't mastered it yet.
Really?
Really, Ren?
What is this?
We want to appear in many variety shows in the future.
But we are not good at laughing.
Now that we have finished the show with you, Mr. Koyabu, please tell me!
Please!
I see. You are really bad at laughing.
I can tell you anything but laughing.
You don't have to learn from Mr. Sasakomi or Mr. Kato, do you?
Not at all.
I don't know how to do it, but I do it with momentum.
For example, Mr. Kamimura who does crazy boke.
I know that, but you don't have to do it, Ms. Kosaka.
I'm not good at talking, so I hope I can talk better.
I see.
When you say hello in a movie, you don't have to do it like this.
You can say, "This movie is my role!"
I see.
Mr. Koyabu, thank you!
You don't have to do it like this.
All members, "Hinata Saka Forty Six"!
Tonight's topic is "Mr. Koyabu who is not good at laughing".
Recently, Mr. Koyabu, who was kind, became the demon of laughing.
Mr. Koyabu, who is not good at laughing, will be punished by Mr. Koyabu.
What will happen?
"Kinamii Go! 2"!
This time, under Mr. Koyabu's guidance,
Mr. Koyabu will learn four kinds of laughter, such as episode talk and original gag.
Let me tell you as much as we can.
First of all, we would like you to teach us episode talk.
I can't speak.
I don't like people who can't speak anymore.
It's a movie, but we'd like you to participate in it.
We'd like you to participate in it.
Do you understand? Talk, right?
If you do this, I'll complain to you.
Raise your hand.
Okay.
Ms. Kato.
Top batter is Ms. Kato.
What will happen after the talk?
Is it okay?
It's just talking, right?
That's right.
If it's an interesting story within you, it's fine.
Please, Ms. Kato.
I'll talk.
I became an idol about three years ago.
I passed the audition.
It was my first gravure photo shoot.
I didn't know how to face the camera and take pictures.
I didn't know how to smile or raise my face.
When I was facing the camera, I was told to smile.
I couldn't smile and cried.
That's it.
You cried?
Yes.
Why did you cry when you were told to smile?
I was smiling in my mind.
You were smiling in your mind.
Yes.
But I didn't know how to smile and cried.
I know.
I know it, too.
Really?
When you interviewed Kansai Walker, you said, "Smile, please."
I know what you mean.
Kato-san, you have a unique way of speaking.
I'm not going to sell it, but I'd like you to say it more naturally, like "I'm a natural body."
If you have that freshness in you, I think you should put in a little more effort.
Effort?
Yes, like you're saying "I'm young!" "I'm young!"
"We met for the first time!" "Let's talk about that time!"
You don't say it like that, but you don't have that "switch on" feeling.
For example, you're at a cafe, and you've only been together for about four years, and you're taking a break at a cafe because you don't have anywhere to go.
You're both tired.
At that moment, you say "Me?" "Yeah." "When we did gravure together?" "Yeah." "Huh?" And you're done.
When you want to make someone laugh, you put in a little effort.
There are many reasons, but I don't like putting in effort.
But I think you should put in a little more effort.
I understand!
But I think it's amazing that you were able to say it in one go and without hesitation.
Oh, really?
Better than English.
For me...
That's kind of weird, too!
You're talking like a broken cyborg!
You should practice saying "on" more often.
I understand!
Your eyes are scary!
We're learning a lot, too.
Really?
Yeah.
I don't know about you guys, but do you viewers want to see this?
Next up, we're going to talk about...
Huh?!
Center Kosaka!
Do you have anything you want to say?
Go!
You don't have to say something like, "My house's hydrangea has bloomed."
You don't have to say something like that.
Yes.
You must have something you want to say.
Yes.
Please tell us an interesting story.
I'm from Osaka.
I live in Tokyo now.
Yes.
I went home for the first time in a while.
Home.
I went home for three days.
At that time, for the first time in a while, my family and I decided to go to my grandmother's house.
And we made a phone call.
At 10 o'clock in the morning, I called my grandmother and she said, "I'm going to my grandmother's house."
And my grandmother said, "I bought a hydrangea that looks like it's about to bloom."
So I asked my grandmother, "Is it like the Instagram fly now?"
And my grandmother said, "Huh? What kind of fly?"
So I asked my grandmother, "What do you mean by 'what kind of fly'?"
And she said, "Instagram fly is a fly, isn't it?"
It's an interesting story.
Cute.
It's really short until it falls.
It's a waste of time.
I think it was very good.
But there's another tough one.
There are various kinds of flies.
Hyoudou fly, Miyagawa fly, Matsumoto fly, Kirintamura fly, Jinnai fly, and so on.
There are various kinds of flies, but for me,
I think there should be another crazy episode if you add one more "what kind of fly" to end it.
Instagram fly, what kind of fly?
And everyone said, "Oh, you mistook it for a fly."
After that, I added, "What is a fly?"
Instagram fly is a fly, isn't it?
Whether it's a fly or not, the audience's feelings probably don't change.
It was a fly, wasn't it?
And, "Oh, I saw Instagram fly at home this morning, too."
It's like a pesticide.
If you say that, it's like, "Are you serious?"
I said it earlier.
Even if it's not funny.
But, Kozaka's Instagram fly, "what kind of fly?"
And, "what is a fly?"
It's a fly, isn't it?
It's like a "hideous fly" for the audience's feelings.
And, "Maybe you didn't have to add it."
I think it would be bad if you did it for your new co-workers.
But, if you make it funny, it's pretty good.
I'm happy.
But, it's like...
The way you speak and talk...
When you talk...
Oh, is this how I should think?
I really understood it.
Please do your best.
Thank you.
Then, next...
Well...
Tomita!
Yes.
Tomita, who has a lot of experience, has severe ignorance due to expectations.
Yes, Hana Omura-san, well...
Yes. Well, we hold a lot of handshakes, but...
Ever since Hina Bingo started, we've been asked to do a lot of things.
Well...
"Do an impression of Koyabu-san", we've been told a lot of times.
To fans?
We've been told that.
We do an impression of Koyabu-san more than half of the time.
Wow...
At that time, I always say, "Really?", you know?
And when a fan decides and everyone says it, I say, "Really?", and they say, "Wow, it's real!".
Oh, I see.
No, it's a fake.
Oh, I see.
Yes.
Oh, I see. That's what you mean.
Yes.
Wow...
Well...
Hmm...
Wow...
You're like a fortune teller.
Oh, am I?
Fortune telling.
You're in charge of making people laugh, and you have the courage to run out on the way, but you're pretty scared of your future as a talent.
Well, I think that's going to get in the way.
Yes.
Idols...
What...
What time is it?
Yes.
Idols are all good.
When you're singing, you make a strange face, and when you're shaking hands, you're polite, and that's fine.
When you go on a variety show, do you slip or get in trouble for doing this or that?
I'm sure there are other people like that, but in your case, you want to go, but you're scared of what's good about it.
I think it's one of the top rankings in the world.
You should stop it first. That's what's coming out this time.
If it's you, I'm sure there are more interesting stories and strange stories in the past.
Well, you're an idol, so you won't say it, but I'm sure there are more gross and dirty stories among you three girls.
But today you're imitating me, so I have a feeling you're running away a little bit. I have a feeling you like me very much.
Wow! Wow! Wow!
How is it? Psychologist!
It doesn't matter if it's the funniest thing in your life, whether it's conveyed to the audience or me.
I think it's okay to hit what you think is interesting.
I'm doing my job, so I can't do it if I don't like it.
Even in a new play, I want to say this joke, but as a customer of ng family, I'm doing a different joke than I originally wanted to do.
But we're doing our jobs.
Since you're not doing your job, I think it's more suitable for you to say crazy stories that you don't know why you dug in with all your potential and feelings.
First of all, I think you should remove the courage not to take a step forward that you are afraid of.
Okay!
Wow! Wow!
Okay! Okay!
Manafi!
Okay!
Takase has a funny taboo.
Okay, Takase-san, please.
Okay.
I used to live in England.
At that time, I went to the supermarket I often went to every week.
There was an ice cream shop there.
Oh, like in front of the shop.
That's right.
And I thought, "Oh, I definitely want this."
So I went to buy it with my mother.
When you order ice cream, there are various flavors like strawberries, chocolate, bananas, and mangoes.
But when I thought of ice cream, I thought of vanilla.
So I asked "vanilla, please?" from the shop in England.
And they said "okay, okay" normally and gave it to me.
But when I ate it, I thought, "Huh? This is not vanilla."
And I thought, "What does it taste like?"
And I thought, "Huh? Why?"
And the next week, I thought I should go get revenge.
Revenge?
Yes, I went to get revenge.
And I said "vanilla," but I thought, "Why was it banana?"
I went again.
But the next time, I definitely wanted to eat vanilla.
So I said "vanilla."
And they said "okay, okay."
And I thought, "Oh, next time will be vanilla."
And I ate it.
And I thought, "Huh? This is not vanilla."
I've eaten this flavor before.
And I thought, "Banana again?"
Why?
And I went again the next week.
And I thought, "This is definitely it."
And I said "this, this."
Vanilla again?
What is it?
This, this.
And I said "okay."
And finally, the vanilla flavor came out.
That's it.
I see.
Revenge.
Well, yes.
It's a proud thing.
It's a proud thing, and it's a subject that you can't talk about with other people.
When I went for the second time, I went for the second time for revenge, and I ordered it.
Then you said "again" once, didn't you?
You said "again" earlier, didn't you?
I think it's better not to say it.
If you ask me for the second time and say "banana" again, I think you'll say it again even if you ask me.
I think you should speed up and say it earlier.
The length of "I ordered vanilla and it was a banana" and "I ordered vanilla and it was a banana" are a little different.
Yes.
I think you can be a little tighter for the second time.
Other than that, it was very good.
Yes, it was good.
So, when you're listening to this text and you're thinking like this, you're aware of it.
For the second time, you're already exposed here.
You want to know what you ordered next.
Then you're going to say "shut up" here.
If you say it directly, it's a weird example.
If you say "you look weird today" or "you look weird."
If you say it a lot, it's okay.
If you say "I ordered banana and it was a banana" again and again, I think you can be a little tighter for the second time.
Yes.
I'm serious about this.
You're very serious.
But it was good.
Really?
Thank you.
Thank you for changing your voice.
Then...
Kata!
Yes!
What are you up to today?
No, I'm not up to anything.
I see.
Well...
I was going out and I was getting ready like this in the morning.
And I was in a hurry.
So I packed a lot of things in my backpack and put it in my backpack and carried it.
And you go out of the house, don't you?
So I was going to the station and I was looking at people staring at me.
And I thought, "What's going on?"
But I thought, "Well, it's okay."
I'm a celebrity, so I thought I might have noticed it.
I thought, "Oh, that's what it is."
But I was walking with a little misunderstanding.
But I thought, "There's a weird look coming at me."
And when I looked behind my backpack like this, there was something black hanging.
And when I looked closely at it, it was a hanger.
It's like you, Ms. Kawada, isn't it?
Ever since then, I've been walking around thinking that I'm being watched by celebrities.
So you're telling me first that it was a misunderstanding.
Or you're saying you're watching me from a celebrity, not a misunderstanding.
But just because you're a celebrity or you're being watched by me doesn't make you feel comfortable, does it?
I don't like that kind of talk, but basically, it's better to be nervous and excited.
Ms. Kawada was trying to go out in the morning, but she was in a hurry and had a lot of stuff in her backpack.
And there was a hanger in the back and you wanted to ring it, but you made a mistake and made the air smaller.
I think you should be aware of that.
Thank you very much.
Next, please teach us how to cut it in a big way!
Please!
No, you should ask Wakabayashi-kun how to cut it in a big way.
Cute!
Next, we will use a photo taken by a comedian.
They will try to cut it in a big way.
Which member has the talent of cutting it in a big way?
Well, then, Captain, which photo will you use?
I will use the photo of an old man on the phone.
Well, then, go ahead!
I told you not to say "mouth is square" again!
That's right.
Next, Azami-san.
Then, I will use the photo of a baby on the bottom right.
Go ahead!
I can't eat 20 million yen!
That's right.
Is it a pension problem?
Saito-san, go ahead!
In the middle.
Yes, in the middle.
Go ahead!
I want to see a bug up close.
I see.
That's nice.
Yes, Kamimura-san.
With a horse.
Go ahead!
I want a hamburger!
A hamburger?
A hamburger.
A hamburger!
A hamburger with a horse!
A hamburger!
Yes, yes.
Kamimura-san.
In the photo in the upper right.
Go ahead!
Give me a daughter!
I see.
That's good.
With a baby.
Yes, with a baby.
Go ahead!
Mommy stinks!
Ah, that's nice.
Yes.
In the middle.
Yes, Higashimura-san.
Go ahead!
Tornado spin!
With a new horse.
Yes.
With a penguin.
Yes, go ahead!
Unchukuchuko-pi!
That's right.
Minagawa-kun.
Yes.
With a baby in the lower right.
Yes, go ahead!
I'm glad I was born!
Yes, Sasagumi-san.
With a horse.
With a horse, yes, go ahead!
I told you to keep your mouth shut!
It's a trend, isn't it?
Yes, Kamimura-san.
With a dog.
With a dog, yes, go ahead!
Capsule hotel one!
It's small, isn't it?
How do you like it?
Capsule hotel one was interesting.
Did it look like a capsule hotel?
Yes.
And "one", it means "one", doesn't it?
Oh, I see.
Actually, there is "two", too.
Oh, there is "two", too?
Yes.
What does "actually" mean?
I don't know what "actually" means.
It's getting scarier and scarier, isn't it?
It's okay now, don't worry about it.
Next time on "Laughter Training Second Half"!
They try to make a joke and make an original joke!
Kamimura Hinano's dark joke and "laughter demon" boss finally wins!
Eat takoyaki!
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I like sunglasses a lot.
Recently...
You're wearing sunglasses!
Sunglasses...
Let's wear shadows.
Let's wear shadows together.
What do you like?
Ta-da!
Oh, it really suits you!
This is what you wear in class during science class.
It suits you.
What is it?
It's expensive.
You're mature!
You always wear cool things.
It's good. It's good.
It's cool, isn't it?
Did you cut your hair?
Oh, I cut it a little.
She cut her hair.
Her juniors Kamimura and Kanemura ate sushi.
The perfect version is...
"Children's world of candy and laughter".
Candy and laughter!
I'm sorry, Fii.
Next time on "Laughter Training Class 5",
they'll challenge a gag in a row!