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I won't let you get away with this!
Excentric, Excentric, Excentric boy!
The reason why the earth is peaceful today is because of Excentric boy!
It's too early, it's too early, Excentric boy!
Equipment is also full of happiness
It's Excentric boy!
If you call me, I'll answer you, I won't let you get away with this!
Excentric boy!
Let's go!
Triber!
Horoho!
Edemonchi!
Ucchi!
Let's go, everyone!
Anyway, my opponent is Excentric boy
There's a reason why I'm free now
Of course!
Excentric, Excentric, Excentric boy!
Are you my enemy? Are you my ally?
But there are times when I feel lonely
I don't want to see my dad's face ever again
Go for it, earth! Go for it, earth!
I'm at my limit!
Eat me up! Eat me up!
I don't know that either
A mystery bag, eighty bags!
Excentric, Excentric, Excentric boy!
What a nice coat you got me!
It's the same one you gave me!
That's great! It doesn't say anything in English!
But it's 23 million yen...
23 million yen?! That's cheap!
This is...
Hey, boss!
Who's there?!
Hey, you!
The boss wants you!
Yeah!
I'm gonna catch you!
Wh-what's up with you?
Hey!
Yeah?
Watch out!
Hurry up and tie me up!
Close your eyes!
Open your legs!
Damn it, you're not losing!
Big brother, big brother, big brother, big brother, big brother, big brother...
What's up with you?!
I'm gonna catch you!
Shut up, you bastard!
You're really stubborn, aren't you?!
What are you saying?!
Stubborn!
As I've said many times, you have a different personality!
But I know that!
I've said it many, many times!
There's not much of a difference!
I know, you're stubborn!
You're stubborn, aren't you, boss?!
For example...
Yes?
If I were the latest car navigation system...
...that would show me the way of the car...
If I were the car navigation system...
...someone like you...
If I were my wife, who says to me, "You've gone too far!"
My wife!
If I were Prosecutor Niniuma...
Prosecutor Niniuma...
...someone like you...
If I were Prosecutor Niniuma's right eye...
If I were his wife...
Someone like you!
Yes!
Even more stubborn!
You know, don't you?!
I know, but...
You don't know?!
You know how much it is, don't you?!
Hurry up and give me the money!
Wait!
You know how much it is, don't you?!
I know, I know!
Three million!
One!
Two!
Three! Three million!
You know how much it is, don't you?!
Hurry up and give me the money!
Well, I've said a lot of things like this before, but I'm sorry.
Well, if you don't have anything to say, say it again.
Oh, and when you go home today, don't say anything.
That's all I can say.
Don't say anything at all.
Go home comfortably.
I'm sorry.
Be quiet.
Oh, you're finally back.
Yes, it's over.
Oh, I'm glad you're back.
Yes, I'm glad you're back.
Oh, I'm hungry. President, do you want something to eat?
Oh, Yenna, do you want something to eat?
You know, the first-class ramen in front of the station.
I heard that it's pretty good.
Don't say that.
It's pretty good. Have you eaten it before?
No, I haven't eaten it yet.
Oh, no.
Oh, you can't?
I don't know why everyone is so good with such soup stock.
Don't say that!
I heard that it's very delicious.
Yeah, but...
If you want to do business, you have to do business.
Who said you could do business like that?!
What?!
What are you talking about?
This instrument...
Seriously?!
What's wrong with you?!
What are you going to do with it today?!
I'm going to wrap it all over my body and make it look like a hangar!
You're definitely not going to live here!
I don't know, but I'm not going to let you do business like that!
What are you going to do with it?!
What's wrong with you?!
I'm not going to let you do business like that!
I see...
Isn't it a little ridiculous to do business like that all of a sudden?
Of course it is!
I'm only going to say it once, and you won't get another chance!
You mean...
Who's the victim?!
It's...
The young king's stubborn killer!
Today...
I've prepared sushi!
However...
There's only one wasabi in that sushi!
Who's the victim?!
You're the one!
Give it to me!
Yes, sir!
You're the one who doesn't want to say it out loud...
What are you doing?
This is a rice ball...
This...
This is what's in it, isn't it?!
This is me...
You seem like you have something in there, too!
Don't say things like that!
And this is...
The car...
Why am I not doing it?!
If you don't do it, what are you going to do?!
I'm not going to do it!
I have an answer for you!
You can't fight me, bogey!
Bogey...
I'll do it!
Really?
You don't seem like yourself today...
Who's the victim?!
Yeah!
My heart...
T-tears are coming out!
There's no mistake, it's me!
Tea! Tea! Wasabi hell!
Boss, it's me!
It's me!
It's me! It's me!
It's me!
Boss...
Are you okay?
You...
Like Vidal Sassoon...
You don't spread out and you don't dry up!
HAHAHAHAHAHA!
And when George is cut off, Genji, look at the camera and say your usual line.
Yes, I know.
You know it?
Yes, yes.
Why?
No, no, it's nothing.
Say it properly.
I just said it properly.
Say it properly.
As you know, say it properly.
Let's decide it today.
We won't decide it today.
Then, Nishida-kun!
Do you think I'm a bad guy?
Now!
Who made him drink it?
You're pretty today.
You can't look at the camera.
What?
You're just cute.
Come on, say it properly!
Say it properly!
I sent you the picture of you two loving each other.
It's a posted picture.
C-22 Captain!
Ready!
Start!
Go!
Daigoro!
Happy Birthday!
Thank you!
Cut! Cut! Cut!
Cut!
What are you doing?
What are you doing on my birthday?
Don't you know, kids?
Today is Daigoro's last birthday of his teens.
His last birthday of his teens?
Is he 19 years old?
Isn't he 19 years old?
Why?
I always think he's with his grandma, but his mom is older.
I don't care about that!
I'm happy!
And you, Gazuya!
Gazuya!
It's popular!
You should do as you're told!
You should say what you're told!
You should say it!
It's popular!
I don't like you.
It's your birthday!
You should say what you're told!
I know!
I'll do it!
Please!
I'm sorry!
I'm sorry! One more time!
I can't wait for next month.
Tenenbu is from Uzumasa's Kaijin.
Everyone, attention!
Ready...
Start!
Take this!
Daigoro!
Happy Birthday!
Cut it out!
I'm Imazaki Daigoro Yudemasa!
You don't know me?
What a coincidence, it's the same birthday!
I'll hit you!
It's my birthday celebration!
Do as you're told!
Is it a movie?
Isn't it Roxen's "Happening"?
"Happening"?
I'm so happy!
Is it my birthday?
Yes, it is.
What's this?
You're late!
What's this?
Hey!
Director!
Happy Birthday!
Today is not my birthday!
I hate you!
I'm happy!
It's starting!
The real prank starts now!
Dad, I'm going to die soon, right?
Don't say stupid things like that!
It's a lie! I know! I'm going to die soon!
What are you saying?!
Today, the number one person in the world will come visit you!
That's right!
Right?!
It's a lie!
It's not a lie!
The number one person in the world will come visit you!
Hello!
The number one person in the world!
This year, I almost became number three.
This year, I was also number one.
Congratulations!
But, how do you become number one in the world?
For example, there is number five in the world, right?
Yes.
But, even if that number five was number five in the world, I'm number one in the world.
There are men in South America who say I'm number eight.
It's not a lie. I'm number one.
When I think about it, I was made to start from seventeen.
That's right.
Those days were the hardest.
I was often bullied by people who were number twelve.
World number one, will you shake my hand?
- I'll do my best. - You will, won't you?
- Caballero. - Yes.
- I was number nine last year. - I'm number one.
- Are you number nine this year? - I'm number one.
- What if I were number two? - I'm world number one.
- World number one. - Yes.
But... will I become world number one?
Hello. What?
There's someone who says I'm number two?
She's not number two. She's number seven, isn't she?
Is that what you're saying?
What kind of saying is that?
I see. I see.
I'll go right away.
I'm sorry.
From amazingly surprising dishes...
...to new dishes, we'll introduce you...
...a scoop show of cooking sessions...
..."Kitchen Kakuhou Wankaku".
Today, wonderful dishes will appear again.
Yes, we'll scoop up wonderful dishes.
Then, let's call the teacher right away.
Yes.
Today, at Shimanto River Cooking School...
...Mr. Mitsukamoto, please come in!
Wow, teacher!
Wow!
You look sexy!
I'm sorry.
I didn't sleep well today.
Is that so?
Yes, it is.
I got excited for some reason.
Your eyes are so bright!
What?
Your pink clothes...
What?
Your outfit today is wonderful!
Wow! Pink!
Today...
...it's wonderful!
Today, it's wonderful!
Today, when it comes to home cooking...
...it's home cooking!
When it comes to home cooking...
...it's home cooking!
That's right!
What are you going to make for me?
I'm going to make you...
...gyoza you can only find in the fridge!
You can only find in the fridge!
That's right!
Gyoza...
...do you have leftovers in the fridge?
There are a lot of them!
Is that so?
What kind of gyoza do you have?
Well...
...we have a lot of vegetables!
Vegetables!
What kind of vegetables do you have?
We have a lot of greens like...
...spinach, lettuce and cucumbers!
Let's throw them away!
Today, it's wonderful!
It's gyoza!
Today, it's gyoza!
Gyoza!
Home cooking?
That's right!
I'm so happy!
You say such good things!
That's right!
Can you touch me here?
What?
Can you do this for me?
Wow!
That's right!
That's wonderful!
Can you do this for me?
Is that okay?
That's okay!
I'm embarrassed!
Tiger Mask!
That's incredible!
I'm messed up!
Amazing!
You are really happy today, aren't you?
That's right!
But the program is nice!
It's cheerful and...
There is a stimulus!
That's right!
Isn't it, Sensei?
Doesn't it make you happy?
Let's eat gyoza!
Sensei...
Didn't you say that you had some memories with gyoza...
Um... you were raped, weren't you?
That's what I remember.
It was a mess back then.
Those dumplings...
Dumplings! Delicious dumplings!
Let's make them!
We'll make seven servings.
Seven servings?!
Oh, really?
That's the number of people who made me go crazy.
That's a lot of people.
That's amazing.
Do you like dumplings?
Yes!
We love dumplings!
We have a question for you!
A question from a teacher!
Does anyone like dumplings?
Yes!
Do you like dumplings?
Yes, we love them!
Let's make dumplings' friends.
Let's make dumplings' friends...
Make dumplings'?
Dumplings' friends...
Make dumplings' teacher...
Right?
Let's make dumplings' teacher.
Let's make dumplings'.
That's not right!
We don't make normal dumplings like that!
That's the original one you make!
Right?
Let's make dumplings!
Did you know?
We know each other.
It's Mitchan, Mitchan.
No one's here.
Mitchan.
No one's here.
Mitchan's watching on TV.
I don't know if it's Mitchan or not.
Let's make dumplings.
Let's make them.
Mitchan's dead.
He's dead?
Mitchan doesn't know anything about me.
Alright.
Let's do it.
- Let's do it. - Okay, okay.
Okay, I'll do it.
- Let's make gyoza. - Okay, I'll write down my feelings.
- Right? - Right!
- I'll write down my feelings. It's gyoza! - Right, it's gyoza!
I'll make jumbo gyoza!
- Teacher, jumbo gyoza! - Jumbo gyoza is huge!
Jumbo gyoza, you bastard!
It's this one! Look at me!
That's a lot of power!
This is Chanbo dumplings!
Chanbo dumplings!
Look at it!
It's this big!
It's big!
I made it!
You did it on purpose, didn't you?
I make it in the morning!
In the morning!
I make it in the morning!
You made it in the morning!
I'm happy!
Now!
Teacher!
This...
I got up early for this show.
You got up early and made it for me!
That's right!
I've been kneading it since about three o'clock!
I'm happy!
Since about three o'clock?
That's right!
I've been kneading it since about three o'clock!
That's amazing!
Dumplings, right?
Let's do it!
I'm going to put in the bean paste!
Here it is!
It's bean paste!
It's bean paste, teacher!
For you, teacher!
You just ran.
I didn't run!
I didn't know!
It's nothing!
Are you in a hurry?
Here I go!
I'm going to put in all of it!
All of it?
I'm going to put in all of it!
Wait, wait! It's danbo dumplings!
It's danbo dumplings, right?
It's danbo dumplings!
Danbo, danbo dumplings!
Danbo?
Is it danbo dumplings?
Yes!
Okay, let's do it!
Go ahead!
I'm going to put in all of it!
Are you sure you're going to put in all of it?
Here I go!
Amazing!
Here I go!
It's danbo dumplings!
I'll make normal dumplings!
Dumplings' bean paste.
Next time we'll meet in court!
That was an accurate report!
It stinks!
Umeda! Umeda! Umeda! Umeda!
Umeda! Umeda! Umeda!
Umeda! Umeda!
Umeda! Umeda! Umeda!
What are you doing?
It's common sense.
I know.
Now.
Hey!
Hey! Your mouth is disgusting!
I'm sorry.
It's my fault.
I'm sorry.
Your mouth is disgusting.
Be careful.
I'm sorry.
Sit down.
I'm counting on you.
I'm really sorry.
I'm sorry.
Hey!
I'm really sorry.
I'm sorry.
What are you doing?
I'm sorry.
Hey!
I'm sorry.
Let's go home.
I'm sorry.
(he starts to laugh)
(he tries to hold back his laughter)
(he opens his
Hagi... Hagi...
Hagi...
Hagi!
Hey! You're Hagi!
Hey!
- Hey! Shut up! - I'm giving you!
- Hey! Give me! - Give me!
- I'm sorry. - What are you doing?
- I'm going home. - I'm sorry.
- I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
- Do it nicely. - What?
- Do it nicely. - What's wrong with you?
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
- I'm sorry. - I'm sorry.
- You're dirty! - You're dirty!
Hey!
Ouch!
- You're dirty! - Shut up!
- I'm sorry. - I'm sorry.
- Wait!
I'm sorry.
Of course you'll get angry.
- I'm sorry. - Hey!
- Oh, this is you, samurai. Welcome.
I'd like to stay, though.
- Samurai, you're following me. - Is the room available?
- Yes, the last room is available. - Oh, that's good.
- Please follow me. - I'm sorry.
- Hey! - Onee-sama! Onee-sama! Hurry up!
- Onee-sama! - Otakka! There's no rush!
- Otakka! - Otakka!
- I'm sorry.
Samurai-sama, your water...
Oh, I'm terribly sorry.
- What's wrong? - My stomach, my stomach, my stomach...
- Otakka gave that samurai-sama his water... - This is...
- I'm very sorry. - No, no, it's good that you're fine.
- Don't worry about it. - You're right.
- Is this your master? - Yes.
- Is there a room for four people today? - I'm sorry.
- The last room has just been filled. - I don't want to stay.
But we're in trouble...
Gentlemen, if you like, I can give you my room.
- Really? - Yes.
- But you shouldn't do that to strangers... - No, no, no.
If you let strangers eat your food, you'll lose your name.
- Hey, Midari Bokuzen... - Nyaaah!
- Upstairs! - Upstairs!
- What's going on? - Yes?
- Are you Midari Bokuzen-sama? - Yes, and you are?
- Kyogoku Muneharu and her daughter... - Oichi!
- Jujo! - Otakka!
- The death of four people who died because of Japanese punishment... - Nyaaah!
- And the fact that you talked about many things twice and three times... - Nyaaah!
- Don't you forget that! - Nyaaah!
- No way! Give up! - Nyaaah!
- Give up! - Nyaaah!
- One, two... - Father, save me! - Give up! - Nyaaah!
Tell me, please, everything you love in this world.
I have a grudge against you.
Will love die?
Will my heart die?
My precious hometown...
Can you hear me now?
[music]
Even if I cut you, I won't cut my body!
Leave me alone!
[laughter]
Hey! Hey!
I'm in big trouble!
I thought I was going to die!
It's not fair!
[laughter]
It's not fair!
I drank too much sake.
I'm not good at drinking.
I want to go home and sleep when I'm done drinking.
I have to go to a party.
It's an important party.
I don't have much time.
The reason I came here is...
I wanted to drink bitter coffee and wash my hair.
That's why I came here.
I want you to hurry up and make coffee.
I want you to make coffee beans.
Coffee beans.
I want you to make coffee beans.
You're making fun of me, aren't you?
Wow! You're angry!
[laughter]
That's enough! Why do you have to get angry?
It's fine!
I was just joking with you.
There are three conditions for making coffee.
Do you know?
Yes.
Fragrance...
Smell...
I don't care!
[laughter]
Make it now!
You're not supposed to do that!
Make it now!
I can't do it anymore!
I'm going crazy!
I don't know what to do.
I'll do it like this.
[humming]
[shouting]
I don't have that kind of education.
What?
You're getting really good grades.
You're getting 95 points.
You just made a mistake here and there.
You've been improving your academic performance while you didn't know anything about it.
Get up, red-pen teacher!
Shut up!
What do you mean, "red-pen teacher"?
Get up, you!
You're a big-headed, nervous, and all-over-the- place person.
You don't have that kind of education.
Shut up! Shut up!
Get up! Get up and improve yourself!
What are you muttering about?
You don't have that kind of education at all.
Oh, I can't stand this anymore.
What's wrong with you?
You know, that black coffee.
Black coffee! I brought it!
Hurry up! Hurry up!
What's wrong with you?
Yes, yes, this one. The truck.
I can't accept that money.
But look at it.
It's got mud on it.
Take good care of it.
Make it your lifetime treasure!
(Singing)
I will love you more than I love myself!
What are you talking about, kid?
I am not like that! I'm not like Masato Furuoya!
I'm not different from Furuoya Masato!
I'm not like that! I'm not older than him!
(Laughter)
(Humming)
Hey, what's up!?
(Laughter)
It's not your business. It's very hot!
I'm done! I'm done with this!
No! You hit me!
I'm okay! I'm handling mandarins! Mandarins!
You know!? Bitter! Bitter!
And also, you hit me!
(Laughter)
This is going to be fun!
God, God, God, there is no God.
It's a waste to eat it by hand, but I'll lick it!
Lately, I've come to understand
Even if I die, no one will cry
A lot of things have been told me
But I don't want to see them
A dog puts up a sticker somewhere
After bird bath, something weird floats in the bath
But the tree is full of keys
Why do you need keys?
Ah, eccentric boy
Car boy's brother came to borrow money again
But I can't say it to Car boy
Because it only makes me sad
Nihao makes me dream like an idiot
Nihao uses tissues like an idiot
It makes me mad, it makes me mad
All of you are part-time workers
Ah, eccentric boy
I can't sleep because I'm worried about the rules
Ah, I feel like I only eat udon
What? There are still 20 days left this month
Ah, I hope it won't be tomorrow
Anyway, I'm sad tonight
I'm sad for three consecutive days
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