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[BGM "Shadow of the Colossus" playing]
♪ Eccentric, Eccentric, Eccentric Boy ♪
Following a sudden CD debut, a new emergency arises.
Emergency meeting! Eccentric Boy is doing a live show, but what should we do?!
♪ Eccentric, Eccentric, Eccentric Boy is doing a live show, but what should we do?!
Let's do a live show here.
Since there are 4,000 people here, we have noticed that there is a problem here.
We only have two songs.
We are more of a song than we are of a song.
Why are we doing "Colossus"?!
It's mostly solo.
The theme of "Boy" is "Boy", energy.
We can't do these two songs on the tele.
If it's a live show, we have to do it for about an hour and a half.
So we had to think about what we should do.
We had an idea of putting an end to it, but...
I hope Sabu-i-no will forgive us.
We want to put an end to Sabu-i-no's "Wagabey".
I hope Sabu-i-no will forgive us.
It's funny.
It's a little funny.
Hurry up and put an end to it! Hurry up and put an end to it!
It's like that.
We won't do it again.
It's a little funny.
Since we only have two songs, why don't we make a song?
Like what song?
Why don't we make a song for everyone?
A solo song?
A solo song.
It's just that we're all solo.
Let's not do Sabu-i-no.
You may be used to Sabu-i-no.
But we haven't mastered it yet.
Let's do it more and more.
I don't want to do it.
I'm not as strong as you.
You're naive.
I don't like Sabu-i-no.
The teacher who made the song for us is also here.
This is CG.
What?
I can touch it! I can touch it!
If you had designed it better...
You guys are getting serious.
This is a pro-teaser.
Real is real.
Let's make songs one by one with this CG teacher.
We can't get excited just by listening to it.
But it's a live show.
Let's start with someone.
Shall we start with this one?
Bring me a guitar or something.
A strange one.
A guitar?
A nostalgic one.
Are you going to sing while you play it or just with money?
Just with money, please.
Without playing the guitar.
Yes, yes, yes.
Then I'll play it again.
No, just without playing it.
Oh, you want me to play it?
I want you to play it.
This is the opening...
Well, the opening is over now.
But it got so excited!
The audience is getting excited.
Oh, I should have been calm like this.
I should have listened more carefully.
I don't know if you can betray it in a good way or a bad way.
I'm sure you can betray it in a good way.
Come on!
Let's open the opening like this.
Well, well, well.
Let's think about the order.
Let's open the opening.
It's a little hard.
I like drinks.
I'm a little nostalgic.
Come on!
I'm a little nostalgic.
Dogs bark.
Horses whinny.
Keep going!
You're drinking a lot!
It's nothing.
Well, well, well.
Rap.
Can you rap?
I'll show you with sound and visual.
Next, rap.
This will be exciting.
For now, the tempo...
The tempo is...
Is medium tempo okay?
No, a little more than medium.
A little more than medium.
A little higher than medium.
I don't need it at all.
I'll rap for you.
Okay.
Keep going!
You're flying in the sky alone.
Wait, wait!
Is this a gay girl song?
It's a rap song, so you're sleeping like a baby.
You're flying in the sky alone.
That's fine.
It's a rap song, so the song is the same.
It's just the arrangement is different.
Oh, is that so?
Right?
But for now, it's pretty complete.
Really?
Yes.
You're flying in the sky alone.
I like...
I like temperature.
What?
Temperature.
Temperature!
Yes, yes, yes.
Is it Japanese?
It's Japanese.
Oh, I see.
Oh, that's how it is.
But what about your lyrics?
So you all have lyrics, but I always say "wookiee" and say "when are you going to sing?" and that's about it.
So you always say "wookiee" and say "wookiee" until the end?
Yes.
Oh, this is cold!
Wow!
As a boy, I'm the only girl.
I see.
So I want to make the most of being a girl and do a cute and charming performance.
Do you have a preference?
Well, I'm a bit of a Madonna-like guy.
But if I'm with a boy...
Let's do it!
No!
If I'm with a boy...
No!
Wait a minute!
No!
Let's do it!
Are you sure you want to do it?
You see, I'm like a strongman and a weakman trying to find a way to survive.
I see!
You see, I'm like a strongman and a weakman trying to find a way to survive.
So you want me and Cowboy to beNo. 2?
No, no, no!
If Cowboy is an enemy or ally, I don't know!
You don't know!
You don't know whether Cowboy is coming!
You don't know whether Cowboy is an enemy or ally!
I don't know!
That's...
You wouldn't know if he was driving around in a car!
I'm just waiting for you!
I don't care!
You don't care?
I don't care if you don't get together!
You three are so cruel!
I don't want to get together!
I don't want to be in the band!
What kind of song will you play?
Please decide it first.
What kind of song?
How about something like Amuro-chan?
Like Eurobeat.
I see, I see.
It's a little funky.
Something like that.
I can do it.
But it's meaningful music.
Oh!
Can you do this in a live show?
Isn't it a little boy and girl stage?
Isn't it a very adult live show?
What kind of song should I sing?
No, no, you can do it, can't you?
Ni Hao
Boy and girl Ni Hao
Wait a minute!
I don't know what you mean!
Who is a boy and girl?
I'll come up with a song about a boy and a girl.
And I'll ask Hamada-san to come up with a song about a boy and a girl.
I'll think about it.
What do you mean "think about it"?
You're just trying to get ahead of yourself.
What do you think? Can you do it?
You guys are really stupid.
I can do it.
Can you do it?
I'm going to sing mostly acapella.
Don't you need a song?
Basically...
That's a surprise!
Are you okay?
As you can see from the opening song,
I'm a talkative person.
I like to talk a lot.
Basically, I'm going to talk a lot.
I'm going to talk a lot.
My image of you is like...
He's singing.
I'm told that.
He's singing.
I'm a man who doesn't take risks.
That's funny.
You're doing it by yourself.
Can you do it now?
Do you want me to be quiet?
I like it.
Do you like it?
I like it.
It's like a live show.
It's been a long time since I took off my clothes.
I'm a man.
It's like a live show.
You're good enough for a cute child like me.
Do you want me to talk about it all the time?
Do you like it like this?
I like it.
There was a problem just now.
Are you wearing something?
It's a little different from a dog.
Let's make it more cheerful.
It's like pets are coming in.
I'll play the harmonica.
Do you have any other songs?
I'm just blowing it.
It's like a live show.
It doesn't come out at all.
It's cold, isn't it?
That's why I said it.
Eccentric Boy All-Stars Live
September 23, Yomailand Open Theater East
If you wish to make a decision, please send us your address, name, age, telephone number, and number of people you wish to make a decision on a piece of paper.
Our address is 149-88 Digitelevi Downtown-no- gotsu-a-kanchi.
Make a decision on September 23rd.
Yes.
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There's no such thing.
The second promotion photo battle!
How are you?
And you?
I'm fine, too!
This is our second promotion!
Oh, you're so cute!
You're worse than before!
Last time, Mr. Miyagi did it.
But I've been thinking about it for a while now.
In a way, Mr. Miyagi is a coward.
Why?
Even if you do it, you'll laugh.
Today's guest seems to be trying something new.
Oh, really?
But he seems to like it.
I don't know if he likes it.
But I don't think I've seen anyone like him before.
That's right.
Last time, the team was a mess.
What?
What did you say?
You're an otaku.
It's not something you can laugh about.
You're an otaku!
Are you okay this time?
No, it's not like that!
You guys lost the laugh, didn't you?
Fifth promotion!
Well, I'm really...
That mask...
Stop it! Stop it!
Stop it!
Not at all!
You guys are desperate!
Stop it! Stop it!
Don't say things like that!
Stop it! Stop it!
But if you see the first one...
Did you do it?
I didn't do it!
Did you do it?
Don't mention it!
I didn't do it!
Well, let's move on!
Today's model is...
this person!
Go, go!
(Applause)
(Laughter)
This is a little dark.
(Laughter)
It is black.
I usually take it, but I am always taken.
I have taken various patterns.
You've done a lot of things together.
I don't mean to be bad, but what is it?
I agree.
I was a little surprised.
That's right.
The cameraman was happy to say that Tenmei's hard- earned money would collapse.
The cameraman said he was pretty nervous.
Tenmei said he would take it.
I know how he feels.
Full cooperation.
I think it was really easy to get it.
But it's dark.
Let's go to the first round!
Let's go.
The first teammate is...
This one!
Look at his face!
It's disgusting!
What's wrong with you?!
It's disgusting!
Well, well, well, this is a greeting too!
Well, well, well, this is our first show of the year!
This is the softest one, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
You're laughing too much!
You have to put up with it!
It's pure, you know!
Pure?
Is it free-form?
Don't you have a title?
A title...
Don't you have one?
No, we don't.
Don't you have a title?
It's not free-form like that!
It's not like that!
Then, well...
You're exaggerating too much!
That's right!
You're exaggerating too much!
I don't know, I don't know, I don't know.
Well, that's not the title.
I don't know, I don't know, I don't know.
Well, let's say we have one.
Okay!
Let's go!
Our photo is...
This one!
You guys are the ones who are dirty!
Why are you dirty?
We are dirty!
That's right!
Why?!
Look, it's hitting the post!
It's hitting it!
It's so heavy, it's breaking!
Those two are friends!
It's one for three!
But it's not properly done like this.
Only one of you is late!
It's pretty funny.
The second round is won by Oda and Shiburo!
I'm weak!
I'm going to do a match!
I think you're the weakest.
Let's go! The second round!
I don't know...
Our thoughts have changed a little.
I don't know.
If you go in there...
If you go in there, you won't be able to come out.
I see, I see.
This is bad, right?
This is bad.
Amao is weak.
That's right.
You're laughing because you want to say something later, right?
No, I know it well.
Um...
Seko!
It's like that.
Oh, you're laughing!
No, I'm not laughing yet!
Don't say it like that!
Okay, Matsumoto team!
Here are the photos!
This is funny!
Huh?
This is funny!
No, look at it!
No, look!
No, look at it!
"Hassou"!
"Hassou"?
Huh?
It's pudding!
I don't know about this...
"Sei"!
And with that, let's go to the next round!
I think we should think about it more.
If we can think of a story...
Oh, yeah!
Let's go with this one.
I see.
I'll change my plan a little.
It's a little different from before.
I'll use a little technology.
Please look at it in a good way!
Oh, you've seen it!
What is it?
Is it a graduation album?
Is it a new student?
Teacher, you're in trouble!
Your right foot is noisy!
I don't like this school!
I see!
I can't input it again!
Let's go with this one!
Please forget everything!
What is it?
You're annoying!
Well, let's go!
Our photo is...
Here!
Macho is crazy!
Macho's face is crazy.
Sensei, this is serious.
Sensei, this is serious!
Sensei's right side is being bullied.
Shut up!
Sensei's right side is being bullied.
OK! OK! OK! Both of you are wrong!
What do you mean "both of you are being bullied" and "both of you are being bullied"?
Is this rigidity? Is this rigidity?
That's right.
Are you all wearing a mask?
Oh, no, no.
So, in the second round, both teams will have one skull each, so it's a tie!
In the third round...
I don't have much to say about this.
I'm pretty confident about this.
OK, let's go.
Here is the picture of Macho's team!
Macho's team won!
ThoseMattos, ThoseMattos Mattos
ThoseMattos, ThoseMattos
They're making me mad
I didn't eat!
I can't stand this
Shut up!
Shut up, you bastard!
I'll break your face!
Is this synthetic?
No, it's not!
Tenmei-san's face was good, though.
He had such a face in the picture.
But you can't eat it anymore, can you?
I can't eat it anymore.
I thought I was going to fall on the rice, so I was relaxed.
I was on the table, so my face hurt.
That's why you're a little blue.
Synthetic, huh?
Then we'll be synthetic, too.
Shall we?
Yes, we'll be synthetic, too.
I'm really...
I can tell just by looking at you.
Yeah.
Like this!
Let's go!
Our picture is...
like this!
What is it?
It is a big one.
You are all big.
I, Natto, am big.
You are all big.
What is it?
It looks fun.
Why are you laughing?
Why did you choose a funny picture?
I don't think I can stand it.
I can't stand it.
Let's play this game.
There are many ways of using it.
Yes, the material is good.
Just once.
You!
Just once!
Be patient!
Are you ready?
Wait a minute.
Excuse me.
Wait a minute.
He is quite a bad guy.
I'm counting on you.
It's not that hard.
You won't be affected.
Here is the photo of the team of Matou!
No, no!
Look at this!
The manager is doing his best!
Here it is!
It's not "kano", it's "tenmei"!
I won!
It's over.
I'm out of luck.
It's a little too early.
No, I mean...
Stand up straight!
It's a little...
You look like you're saying "welcome".
You look like you're peeping.
I went to my uncle's house and saw that.
I was surprised.
Take a good look.
But you're laughing.
I'm not laughing.
You shouldn't be laughing like that.
It's a little...
You look like you're saying "welcome".
It's over.
The picture is...
This one!
I refuse!
It's not funny at all.
It's a little...
You look like you're saying "welcome".
It's over.
I went to my uncle's house and saw that.
It's over.
I wonder if it was the shock of the students themselves that revealed the truth.
Oh, Tenmi-san has actually been like that since she was a student.
First team!
Here is the last photo!
(Laughter)
There's a lot of content!
It's funny!
(Laughter)
It's a funny story!
(Scream)
(Applause)
Photo issue!
It's a funny story!
(Laughter)
Do you want this?
I was going to seal it, but I bought it.
The last photo is here!
(Laughter)
This is necessary!
Look at his face!
(Laughter)
Look at his face towards the end!
Don't say it!
It's none of your business!
(Scream)
(Applause)
The Hamada team wins by 5 to 1
You shouldn't have shown your face
I thought underwear and pudding were funny
We won again
Our team will get something like this
It's not here
Is it this one?
This one was the best
It makes you laugh
Can you show us the natto for the last time?
Natto...
Natto for the last time
We had other problems
(Laughter)
Let's do it again for the third time
Let's do it again
It makes you laugh a lot
(Laughter)
Thank you very much!
Thank you!
That's it for the Hamada team!
Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!
(Applause)
Today, we have a competition.
A competition?
A competition!
We're going to do a dodgeball game.
I'm really getting bit here.
We're going to do a dodgeball game and he's going to do a yudo.
I got it! I got it!
Dodgeball game, dodgeball game.
Who did this?
I'm watching you.
Why are you watching me?
You're not allowed to fight in the middle of the game.
In the middle of the game?
One more time!
One more time.
I don't want to hit someone in the head.
You guys, come over here!
What's up with you guys?
Don't lose!
You guys, come over here!
Come over here!
You guys, come over here!
Let's do some hanada!
Shushu gori!
That was good!
Why?
I don't know!
I'm sorry, Hara.
I'm not good at this.
Alright!
This is "the dragon of the earth"!
It's fun to see you all of a sudden!
Why?
Again! Again!
Hey!
I'm not your room!
You're crazy!
Get out of here!
Hey! Over here!
Why are you outside?
Get out of here!
I'm going!
I'm sorry!
I did it on purpose!
On purpose?
You're a genius!
You...
You're mine!
You...
Hey!
Be careful!
Be careful of what you say!
You...
You're a genius!
You apologize...
right away!
I'm sorry!
It's not good to say things like this.
You better clean up properly.
We'll clean up afterwards!
Please!
Alright!
Now you're saying things like this?
How cute!
That's good!
That's nice!
Alright!
If you know anything, you have courage.
Thank you very much.
What do you think of Matsumoto?
What do you think of this?
It's strange, isn't it?
No, it's not strange.
Matsumoto.
I thought you were going to have fun.
You can have fun, but you can't be so cute.
Here you are.
It's me!
It's you.
You two are a good combination.
You two are scary.
It's time for the last game.
Wait a minute.
I'm going back to the devil's den.
Wait a minute.
I'm going back to the devil's den.
It's dangerous.
Wait a minute.
Are you playing hard to get?
No, we're not.
It's no use playing hard to get.
You're playing hard to get.
Hey!
- Are you ok? - I'm sorry.
- Are you ok? - Yes.
- Are you going to apologize? - I'm sorry.
I'm not going to apologize now.
- You're trying to fool me. - I'm sorry.
- You're going to fool me now. - No.
Look at me.
I'm going to pass you.
I don't know why I like you.
You have such a cute face.
I don't know why I like you.
I want to forgive you.
Thank you very much.
You are terrible.
You are cute.
You too.
Don't you have a cute face only at such times?
Do you understand?
Thank you very much.
Thank you very much!
- Can you drink it? - Isn't a man supposed to do it?
- Yes, in order of course. - You can't drink it.
Wow, you can drink it!
- Donperia, too. - Donperia, too.
- So, for the toast... - Matsunosu-san!
I don't want anyone to spend money like this.
It's my birthday until you go home today.
It's not over until it's over.
Today is Sunday.
It's not over until it's over.
Also, Hong Kong's children...
Today was Saturday.
When I called home, they were still at home.
I said, "Sorry, it's not over yet."
Thank you very much.
No problem.
I'm going to go now.
Yes, go ahead.
No, it's...
Why?
I'm angry!
I can't stand it!
It's because of religious reasons.
What kind of religion is that?
It's not over until it's over.
It's broken.
No, it's not.
The ribs are broken.
It's not broken.
And...
It's tough.
The guts are disappearing.
But I'm going home early!
As you can see, we've had a few drinks and a few toasts here and there, and our birthday is coming to an end.
But actually, today, I really want to celebrate your birthday with you!
Oh, I'm sorry! Don't expect me to do that!
No way!
Don't expect me to do that!
No way!
But you know...
It's not like a big celebration.
It's not like a big celebration, but we're not going to lose to anyone just because we want to celebrate you!
So, it's a big celebration?
In that sense, it's a big celebration!
So, it's a big celebration?
Let's have them come out!
Please! Come on!
Happy Birthday Twist Dance Show!
Where are you? Where are you? Where are you?
Where are you?
Wow!
Are you coming? Are you surprised?
Wow!
He's coming! He's coming!
Oh, I see!
He's coming! He's coming!
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
Hey! Hey! Say it!
Wow! Wow! Wow!
Wow!
Anyway, we want to prepare it.
No, I want to see it again!
Wow!
Happy Birthday Twist Dance Show!
Wow!
He's coming!
Wow!
I'm wearing red socks.
Why is it funny?
I don't know why.
But it's funny.
Yes, it's funny.
It's funny because it's a stage.
Yes, it's funny because it's a stage.
I'm like a mother.
I'm like a mother, but I'm bored.
You look bad.
Do I look bad?
Yes.
Let's watch it one more time.
Thank you for watching.
Lately, I've come to understand
that even if I die, no one will cry.
A lot of things have become clear
that I don't want to see.
But the dog always puts up a seal somewhere.
When I take a bath after the birdbird,
something strange floats in the water.
At least the tree is full of keys.
Why do you have a key?
Ah, eccentric boy.
Carboy's brother has come to borrow money again.
But I can't tell Carboy that I can't tell him.
It's sad.
Nihao gives me milk like an idiot.
Nihao uses tissue like an idiot.
I'm really pissed off.
You're all part-time workers.
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