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Excentric, Excentric, Excentric boy!
Finally, this day has come.
CD is decided!
Mothers, too, please sing with your children at home!
And for B-men, that sad "Elegy"!
Wait for release date!
CD will be released, so make number 3!
Everyone, the theme of "Excentric boy" is "Elegy".
It was decided in a hurry.
To make you buy it in a hurry, we will make lyrics for number 3.
CD is released, but number 2 will be released. It is a little sad story.
Most of them are ready.
The rest is up to you.
First of all, number 1 is "Today the earth is peaceful again because of Excentric boy".
Number 2 is...
Number 2 is amazing!
Excentric boy is increasing in number.
Now, number 3.
What is the reason for Excentric boy?
Because of him...
How about it?
Yes.
What is the reason for Excentric boy?
That's it.
Because of him...
How about it?
Yes, Cowboy.
What is the reason for Cowboy not laughing?
Cow...
What is the reason for Cowboy not laughing?
It is awkward.
It is difficult to understand.
What is the reason for the busy highway?
It is difficult to answer the phone.
I see.
It is bad, isn't it?
It is not bad, isn't it?
What is the reason for Cowboy not laughing?
I don't know English at all.
What is the reason for Cowboy's wife being a technician?
Do you know it?
What is the reason for Cowboy's wife being a technician?
It is difficult to answer, isn't it?
Yes.
What is the reason for Cowboy's wife being a technician?
It is awkward.
I am the worst.
Let's record it.
Is it okay?
Let's record it.
Here you are.
It is awkward.
Okay.
It is awkward and I can't do it.
What is the reason for Cowboy's wife being a technician?
Is it okay?
- What's wrong with you? - I can't stand it!
- Next! - I can't stand it anymore!
- Next! The final justice, this weapon. - This is the problem.
- This is not there. - The weapon.
- "Oh my ball" and "unbelievable captain". - Yes.
- This is decided. - Yes.
- The weapon that continues with this. - Yes.
- It's okay to say it's a weight game, right? - Yes.
- Yes.
- The final justice... - Yes.
- This is... "gelatin hammer". - Does it work?
- There must be kindness somewhere. - Isn't it bad?
- Yes. - It's the last blow, right?
- There must be a feeling of revenge. - "Gelatin hammer"!
- Next, Kurihara. - "Defensive kick".
- "Defensive kick"!
"Defensive kick" means you defend yourself while kicking the opponent.
- Sharu! - Yes!
- "Taiyatari"! - "Taiyatari"!
You say "taiyatari"!
You're a member of the club! "Taiyatari"!
- Please listen! - That's a good one!
- "Taiyatari"!
- That's a good one! - You're so easy!
You're a great player!
I want to shout "victory"
But I want to end it with justice
"Taiyatari"!
- There's something I'm curious about. - Yes.
- Here's the question. - That's right.
- It's serious! - It's serious, for the first time.
- There's something I'm sad about. - Yes.
- I don't want to see my dad's face again. - Yes.
- I wonder what happened. - That's right.
- There's something I'm sad about. - Yes.
- I don't want to see my aunt's face again. - I see.
- Everyone has something they're curious about. - Yes.
- I wonder what it is. - Yes.
- Oh, is it out?
- Since we're here. - Yes, since we're here. - Yes.
- "But I'm curious about something." - "But I'm curious about something."
- "But I'm not curious about anything."
- Which one is it? Which one is it? - Decision!
- Are you serious?! - Thank you very much! - Decision!
- "I'm not curious about anything." - What? Don't say it!
- Okay, let's go! Go ahead!
- "But I'm curious about something." - "But I'm not curious about anything."
- Okay! - Now, Matsumoto-san! - Yes!
- This is the last one! - Let's decide it and go to the end!
- "A mysterious small bag that even I don't know about!" - This is it!
- Number one is... - Yes!
- An 80-pack! - Yes!
- Number two is a 70-pack! - Yes, yes, yes...
- Now, number three! - Yes!
- This one is difficult! - Yes!
- An 80-pack and a 70-pack are very similar!
- "The inside of it is..." - "Delicious!"
- That's not how you say it!
- I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
- I'm sorry for asking you such a silly question!
- "The inside of it is delicious!"
- I'm happy with just three words!
- "The inside of it is...take-out!"
- I said only three words!
- "The inside of it is...take-out!"
- Even if you ask me, please take it home carefully!
- I'm not young anymore!
- You're getting old!
- "The inside of it is...the inside of it is..."
- "Not that young anymore!"
- "Eat it up! Eat it up!"
- "I don't know about this mysterious bag either!"
- "The inside of it is...take-out!"
- Please take it home carefully!
- "Eternity trick!"
- I'm dying!
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One day you will grow up and remember this summer.
Let me give you the last memory of summer vacation.
- That's it, right? - Yes, yes, yes, yes.
- Summer vacation for children. - Really?
- Summer vacation is over, right? - Yes!
- A nice gift for children! - That's right!
- That's what I think, but we are surprisingly popular with children. - Hahaha!
- There's nothing we can do about it. - Hahaha!
- We can't do anything about it. - You don't care about your own children, do you?
- Hahaha! - It's too late!
- We will do our best! - Yes!
- We love children! - Yes!
- But children hate us! - Yes, yes, yes!
- It's not funny! - That's it!
- It depends on how close you can get! - Yes!
- That's it! - Yes, yes, yes!
- Are you getting closer? - Of course!
- Yes! - Yes!
- What we want to talk about is dreamy stuff. - That's right!
- Yes! - Heater pan! - Yes!
- This is what we have in mind. - I see.
- It's not just for us. - It cannot be done?
- It can't be done! - out of all things.
- Without flowers and flowers, it can't be done! - Hahaha!
- No flowers, no fashion. - Hahaha!
- It's too hard for us!
- That's enough! - Hahaha!
- Let's get Hong Kong, then! - We're not popular!
That's not true! I'm not like that!
Don't say that from the beginning!
Not everyone is like that!
First of all, as a heroine...
I'm sorry.
As a "Wensdy"...
Yes.
Ms. Horikawa Sanae, please come in!
Hooray!
In the musical "Peter Pan"...
The heroine is playing the role of "Wendy".
Is it true?
This time, it's "Wensdy".
It's a little different, isn't it?
The title is not "Peter Pan", either.
That's right.
It's "Peter Ben".
Let me show you!
Peter Ben, where are you?!
It's not good!
This is the worst!
Who booked it?!
I thought it was Beethoven.
He's the most famous singer.
That's right!
He's famous for being innocent.
Yes, that's right.
Did you know?
If you say it again, I'll break your glasses.
In that case, I'll take your glasses.
You're so funny!
Let's do our best!
We'll do our best! We'll do our best!
That was funny!
Let's do our best!
Come on!
Wednesday! Look at that!
Pirate Duke and Giant Jack have appeared!
This is bad! Everyone, let's hide!
I am a bad pirate!
Who is it?!
I am Giant Jack!
Should I kidnap someone?!
Who should we kidnap, Captain?
Should we kidnap someone?!
Who should we kidnap?!
You?!
How about this one, Captain?
You're always laughing!
I'm not scared of anyone!
Let's go higher up!
Captain, which one do you like?
Who should we kidnap?!
Should we kidnap someone?!
Your reaction is good, but this is the best reaction!
That's right!
Captain, which one should we kidnap?
Should we kidnap a boy?
Can we kidnap a boy?!
Should we kidnap the first boy, Boku-chan?
Let's go to this point, Captain!
Come on!
Can you take off your shoes for me?!
Take off your shoes!
I'll kidnap you!
Captain! Captain! Captain! Captain!
Captain! Captain!
Captain, we have a problem!
We... we've been escaped!
What happened?
What should we do?
How... how...
Our faces are fixed!
Let's go a little more...
When should we go?
There's something sweet, let's go.
There's sweets, let's go.
Let's go, right?
Let's go!
Come on, let's go!
Ah!
Don't hit me!
No, don't hit me!
Ah!
Come on, this way!
Ah!
What should we do?
Come on, this way!
Ah!
It hurts! It hurts!
Ah!
That's it!
Let's all say "Peter Pan"!
That's it! That's it!
If we all make a loud noise,
I'm sure we can hear Peter Pan!
Yes!
Then, let's go, everyone!
One, two...
THE END
I am Peter Benner!
Captain, please hold this for a moment.
Captain!
What?
That bastard is enough for me alone!
Is that so?
Yes!
Let's get him!
Leave it to me!
If you want to catch me...
Try and catch me!
I got you!
Hey! You! Hey!
What are you doing?! I'm sorry!
Damn it!
I'll make you all pay for this!
Everyone! Let's say "thank you" to Peter Pan!
One, two...
Thank you!
Let's sing together!
Peter Pan! Why do you fly in the sky? Take me to Neverland!
Peter Pan! Peter Pan! Peter Pan! Peter Pan!
Peter Pan! Peter Pan!
Sometimes Peter Pan was really funny!
I thought you were going to fall!
I laughed because it was so funny!
It was funny!
It was a little fun!
Peter Pan was funny!
Thank you, Peter Pan!
I'm sure the children will never forget you flying in the sky.
Yamada Hanako, who had hot feelings for Sharan Q's Kunku, stood up in downtown to make her feelings come true and gave Hanako many trials to polish herself.
Hanako, who beat Kunku with her own guts in the trial, confessed her love to Kunku, but the result was very disappointing.
Hanako, who was returning to Osaka as planned, thought her spring was too far away, but...
Yamada Hanako's love for Kunku stopped!
What do you mean?
It's because of Kunku.
Last time, Hanako said it was a shame.
That's right.
I see.
Wow, it's cool in here.
Why are you going in there?
It smells like the air conditioner when I was cleaning the filter.
You're stepping out of nowhere like this...
Get out of here!
What is it? Is there something?
Actually...
You don't have to tell me that...
What is it?
No, no, no...
Encore! Encore! Encore! Encore!
You guys are evil! Evil! Evil!
You guys are cruel!
You're tough now!
You're a little too much now!
What do you want?
I really didn't like Kunku very much.
Because everyone was so excited, I just got in.
- Don't say such things! - You're scary!
- Be brave! - Be careful!
- It's a little early, isn't it? - Well...
- Is that so? - Yes.
- So, you have a lover... - Who is it?
- It's this person. - Wow!
- Who is it? - You bastard!
- Who is it? - Who is it?
- I'm Nishikawa from TM. - You've liked him since your debut, haven't you?
- Since long ago. - Before he became a big topic,
- I didn't know much about him back then. - You didn't know him at all.
- Yes. - I've been watching him from the beginning.
- Yes, from the beginning. - He's wearing the same clothes as Tsung.
- It was before he became popular. - Before that.
- This is his true love. - Yes.
- We can't know for sure if it's true or not. - Yes.
- Let's go! - Yes!
- Let's do it! - Let's go!
- We'll be back. - Yes.
- What's up? - What's up?
- What's up with you? - What's up with you?
- You're just like him! - You're right.
- Let's line up. - Yes.
- There's a teacher over there. - Yes.
- Right? - Yes.
- Good morning. - Good morning.
- Good morning, 25 years old. - 25 years old.
- Go! - 25 years old.
- There's a teacher over there. - Yes!
- He's the teacher for today.
- Come on! - Come on!
- He's angry.
- He's really angry. - He's angry.
- Nice to meet you. - Yes.
- I'm listening. - Yes.
- Who are you? - I'm Knoche.
- Will you teach me? - Yes!
- Can you understand me? - No...
- Black King! - Black King!
And if you can hold the T.M. Revolution doll on the other side of the bridge, it will be a great honor for you.
Yes!
Are you all right?
Yes.
Are you all right? This is pretty scary.
Yes, I'm all right.
You're amazing.
You're serious, aren't you?
Yes.
If you can hold it and fall with it, it will be a great honor for you.
If you were one of us, who would you want to fall with?
It's scary.
I wonder if I should get a virgin.
Are you all ready?
Yes!
We're going to start now.
Yes!
Let's do it!
Hold it!
Yes!
30 degrees.
Can you see it?
Yes.
30 degrees is definitely the T.M. Revolution doll.
I'm a little scared of this stage.
Oh, you're scared.
Are you all right?
I'm dreaming! I'm dreaming!
Change!
Hold it!
Let's do it!
Hold it!
3...
2...
1...
Fire!
Hold it!
It's a movie!
Show me your face!
Hold it!
Do it one more time!
Are you OK?
Let's go!
3...
2...
1...
Go!
Thank you!
I am a kind of girl
Don't you know it?
I am a kind of girl
She did it! She did it!
She's kissing him! She's kissing him!
She did it!
There's nothing to complain about!
Well done!
Sensei, this is good, isn't it?
I've confirmed that you're not a real person.
What's wrong?
You're not embarrassed wherever you are.
You're a real woman!
Thank you!
Let's go and meet her!
Yes!
Let's go and take her where she doesn't belong.
Yes!
Let's go and take her where she doesn't belong!
Are you a woman?
Let's go!
I'll go and surround her.
Yes!
Wait for me!
When she comes, make it easy for her.
I'll wait for you.
I'll call you.
Yes!
Call me more.
Are you a prostitute?
Nice to meet you!
Oh! Nice to meet you!
Oh!
Nice to meet you!
You're the one wearing it!
Are you embarrassed?
Excuse me!
What are you thinking about?
You've been here since morning.
Yes!
What's up with you lately?
To be honest...
I don't think it's serious, but...
Is it what you think it is?
Shut up, you!
It's the same. It's the same as on TV.
It's the same as on TV.
Are you climbing up and down as an entertainment company?
No, thanks to you all...
You won't be frozen.
Shut up, you!
It's definitely the same.
Shut up, you!
I'm already tired.
Shut up, you!
You're like an industry.
Shut up, you!
You're not supposed to be on TV.
What should we do?
We're all in a good mood.
It's all back and forth.
Anyway...
What's up with your love life?
It's all back and forth.
I mean...
It's an entertainment company.
We don't have many chances to know each other.
So...
Like Matsumoto-san...
I'm showing off my techniques.
You're using your fingers, too.
You don't have a girlfriend yet?
What kind of girls do you like?
Well...
Pretty girls or cute girls?
Cute girls are better.
And...
White girls are better.
You don't like skinny girls, do you?
You like chubby girls.
Chubby girls, right?
You should sell them.
Well...
What are you doing?
You should sell them.
What are you doing?
You're making a joke.
What are you doing?
Don't do it.
I'll call you later.
Go away.
What does he mean?
I think you've seen enough of him.
Let's go to the book.
Yes, let's go to the book.
Well...
I don't like you at all.
What?
What? Are you kidding me?
Until now, you were a person I couldn't see, weren't you?
Now you're a person I can see a little bit.
But...
Don't look at me!
I see her every week.
You're the only one who can heal her heart.
That's right.
It can't be helped.
She's really...
We've come this far, haven't we?
Yes, we have.
Thank you for your kindness.
You're good at acting.
Let's go back to your seat.
If I don't act...
Um...
I'll kick you!
Is it true?
I'll give you my whole life.
I'll kick you!
How did you know?
Let's go back to your seat.
- Yes! - Yes!
- Here we go! - Let's go!
Nice to meet you!
Hello!
Nice to meet you!
Stay away, stay away!
Let's shake hands! Let's shake hands!
Shake hands, please.
Please shake my hand.
Thank you.
Please enjoy.
Excuse me.
Wow, you're so handsome!
You're making me laugh!
You're the worst!
Who's that?
Don't you know that I'm a body man?
I've liked you for a long time.
The media didn't say anything about it. I knew about it.
Oh, you did?
Yes, about how you feel now.
I'm not good with words.
So I wrote a song for you.
You're a real girl!
What's that?
You're a hobbyist!
It's sad.
Thinking of you, I sweat.
Give her a kiss.
It's a joke!
I'm serious!
It's good.
I'm sorry, Shiga.
I don't want it to be a joke.
I really like you, but as an entertainer...
You're being too straight forward.
I was a little embarrassed.
She was good, wasn't she?
But you have to get an answer from Nishikago.
Well, you're right.
I just heard her voice.
She's been saying that for a while now.
I...
How should I say it?
I'm not asking anyone.
Can you accept her?
Her passion?
I know it's too big of an answer, but...
Do you really like her?
Yes!
Do you want to try kissing her?
Maybe you have feelings for her.
No, I don't like it.
No, I really don't like it.
I...
You kissed her lips!
No!
I don't like it!
What is she doing?
No, I don't like it!
Don't touch me!
Endure it! Endure it!
You're aiming for my body!
I've decided. I've decided.
I'm sorry, but I'm really happy this time.
Aiming for your body. Even if it's aiming for your body, I'm happy.
Find someone else.
I'm depressed.
I've decided. I've decided.
Don't touch me!
What are you going to do?!
Endure it! Endure it!
Don't touch me!
Well...
A celebrity's ideal is too high.
I see.
Because they usually see a lot of beautiful people.
If you think about it like that, a celebrity's ideal is not good for you.
Yes.
I think it's better for amateurs.
I noticed it in my second week of work.
Endure it!
Don't touch me!
So...
What do you think?
If you think about it like an amateur...
I see.
You're always single.
Yes, yes.
Let's find someone.
You're looking at me.
Let's find someone.
Someone who will marry me!
Marry you?!
Oh, you want to marry me?
Yes.
I see.
If you want to marry me, you should have a smaller house.
A bigger house.
A house that you can go out with me.
A house that you can go out with me, you dimwit!
Is that all you want?!
HANDMADE PRANKSTER
This is a new segment.
Yes, it is.
What is it about?
Well, today we have a very relaxed plan.
What is it about?
Well, we don't have a big guest.
What?
Well, it's just a prank.
Yes, yes.
It's quite a big one.
Well, that's what a normal prank is like.
Well, it's just like a regular prank.
You didn't pay for it?
No, we didn't pay for it at all.
Just this?
That's right.
Speaking of money.
Well, how should I say it? I like the atmosphere.
Idiot!
I'm wearing my morning jacket.
Whose is it?
Castile.
I don't know!
Well, it's fine.
Mine is also Castile.
It's the same, right?
Yes, it's the same.
Of course it is.
It's been a while, hasn't it?
That reporter turned the camera himself...
That's right.
...and took the prank.
It's like this, isn't it?
That reporter is nothing. He's alone.
Even if you paid for it from outside...
There's nothing like that.
There is!
You don't like it?
No, I don't dislike it.
I wanted to say that you can do such interesting things...
...even if you don't spend money like this.
Well, it's only the first time, right?
Yes, yes.
The second and third times will continue, right?
Hmm...
This is...
This is... well...
It's difficult, but...
Well, there's nothing like the first prank.
Well, there is.
I understand.
Well, let's go.
It's Itao Itsuji's turn!
Itao-kun, what kind of prank is this?
With the camera...
It's a handmade prank, so...
I'll turn the camera...
Itao-kun, can I say something?
Yes.
Do you want to win?
- With the camera... - With the camera...
- Yes. - And with the lighting...
- While doing it... - Yes.
- What kind of content is it?
- For now, it's my mother's... - Yes.
- Sleeping prank. - Mother's sleeping prank!
- So you told her you were back and stayed overnight... - Yes.
- And in the morning... - No, not at all.
- All of a sudden... - You went in the morning!
- I went in the morning. - You went in while you were sleeping!
- Yes. - Oh, I see...
- Did you have a key or something? - So...
- A key... - A key...
- I don't have a key, so... - You don't have one?
- I don't usually go home with a key in my pocket... - I see...
- So, as a prankster... - Yes.
- I called my dad and said, "You're a prankster."
- THAT dad is a prankster?! - Yes.
- Well, my dad is a little sick right now...
- Is that so? Then, shall we watch it? - Yes!
- I think you've already seen the VTR. - Yes!
- Let's watch the VTR!
- Good morning.
- Why are you staring at me like that?!
- It's because...
- I want to...
That's some loud noise!
This is my body.
The moment you open the door, it's like you're in a dressing room.
It's like you're at an amusement park.
It's like you're in a Kabuki drama dressing room.
This is my body.
With this, I wash my face.
This is my body.
That's some loud noise!
This is Okano Noborashi.
Okano Noborashi.
What does it mean?
I'll show you.
This is Okano Noborashi.
This is my father's stone.
42,000 yen.
Okano Noborashi.
I'm scared.
It's like a display.
Which one is my father and which one is Okano?
I don't know which one is Okano.
What is this?
What?
Who are you?
It's a prank.
What?
It's a prank.
A prank?
What did you do?
You're disgusting.
It's a prank.
What?
It's a prank.
It's a wake-up prank.
What?
It's a wake-up prank.
What did you write?
I didn't write anything.
What did you write?
Good morning.
Dad, wake up.
Why are you watching the clock?
Come in.
Don't come in.
You're disgusting.
Why did you come in?
Why?
Why did you come in?
You're disgusting.
I see.
Yes, yes, yes.
- Well, it was interesting, wasn't it? - Yes, it was.
But my father didn't do anything useful.
- Well, it's just a gimmick of making love. - That's right.
- I made it. - Yes.
Okan's personality is like that, isn't it?
- I'm not surprised much. - Well, you know...
It's a reaction that my son suddenly came back.
But, well, Okan has such a bad habit, bad habit.
- There is no doubt about it. - Yes.
- Well, but it's true what my father said. - That's right, that's right.
- After all, it's a little over there that no one knows. - Yes.
It's about 3 o'clock in the morning and you...
With such a thing...
You don't look like your father that much, do you?
I can't even sing all the time.
If I opened the gacha, I would know.
- Ah, it's Okan's voice. - Turn it off!
It's been about an hour.
- Don't think about it! - Oh, I see.
- Turn it off! - That's right.
- Well, it's true what my father said. - That's right, that's right.
- Thank you very much. - Thank you very much.
Thank you very much, everyone.
That's all for this week's "Trick or Treat"!
Today...
Recently, I've come to understand
Even if I die, no one will cry
A lot of things have been said
There are only things I don't want to see
The dog immediately puts up a seal somewhere
When you take a bath after the river, strange things float around
At least the door is full of keys
Why do you need a key?
Ah, eccentric boy
The eccentric boy's brother has come to borrow money again
But I can't say it to the eccentric boy
Because it will only make me sad
Nihao is stupid for boiling oil
Nihao is stupid for using tissues
I'm really angry, I'm really angry
All of you are part-time workers
That picture has been spread out and it's over!
Recently, I've come to understand
All of my servants are barbers
If you go back to earth, you'll have to do tricks for 30 meters
Even today, my hair is cut
The dog's poison is full of trauma
The bird says that whatever it eats is delicious
But the monkey doesn't answer the phone at night
Why doesn't it work?
Ah, eccentric boy
I can't sleep because I'm worried about the rules
Ah, I feel like I only eat udon
What?
There are still 20 days left this month
Ah, I hope it won't be tomorrow
I'll be sad again tonight
I'll be sad for three days in a row
Ah, I hope it won't be tomorrow
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