AISubs v3.5
Today, we live in a feudal society.
When people judge what they can and cannot do, they lose sight of their value and feel that what they are given is only natural.
It is a shame of values.
In order to unify such vague values, our Downtown has gathered ten Japanese charismas.
First, the first member of the Japanese soccer team, Sanginrin, Kamamoto Kunishige.
Three and a half years after the Declaration of Independence, Futsui Yasutaka, the eldest son of the Japanese Literature Club, has finally returned.
The second generation from the Cooking Club, Wano Tetsujin, Nadaman Tonkatsu Chef Nakamura Koumei.
The 28-year-old Kim Da-shonosuke, who has held military titles for 55 years and won several famous matches.
The boss of the soccer club, the 25-year-old coach of Nadehaku, Keiji Osawa.
The best Japanese gag manga artist, the man who has produced more than any other foreign language, Fujio Akatsuka.
The founder of the Japanese Photography Club, Photographer of the Second Division, Shoji Ohtake.
From the Japanese Movie Club, the movie director who revived Godzilla, Omori Kazuki.
From the Japanese Literature Club, the chairman of the Japanese Literature Association, Sanyutei Enka, who won the Asakusa Film Awards.
And finally, the tenth member of the Japanese Professional Wrestling Club, the national eternal hero, Giant Baba.
With these ten charismas, the values of many things will be determined.
Let's decide on the score!
Well, it's a personal preference among the audience, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
I don't know much about it, but...
Look at this face!
Yes, you're right.
I'm holding my breath properly today, but...
Yes, yes, yes.
Everyone has one or two bad habits.
Yes, you're right.
First of all, you shouldn't give scores to these people.
You shouldn't imitate them.
Well, in this world, we should give scores to everything.
Yes, yes.
That's how it is.
That's right.
So everyone will get 100 points, right?
Yes, yes.
Things like that...
Yes, yes.
Or actions like that...
Yes, yes.
There are many things.
That's right! And what we've decided on this show...
You should decide on it starting tomorrow!
Ah, I see.
For example, if you get something and it's 72 points...
You should say, "It's already 72 points!"
Things like that...
Like, "Ah! It's 72 points!"
Yes, yes, yes.
Even if you look at it one by one...
You should say it like that.
Let's go!
First of all, we have this!
AIRMAX 90 and Biello
Yes, dear judges!
You might know it or not, but...
This is...
This is said to be the most expensive one right now.
Because it was sold for 15,000 yen...
Yes, yes, yes.
But now it's about 20,000 yen.
Ah...
Yes, yes, yes.
Hmm...
There's no reaction.
By the way, I don't approve of this AIRMAX at all!
Ah, that's right.
I mean, isn't this weird?!
If you wear this, what should you wear?!
There's only a full-length tights.
This is our opinion...
Yes.
So, today's judges...
Should say...
AIRMAX 90 and Biello
How would you rate it?
That's right.
Let's go!
Yes!
Well then, judges!
Please give us your scores!
In terms of world reputation, I think it's very good.
43 points.
43 points! Well, only Baba-san and Nagamura Koumei-san got 3 points!
Well, I think it's a little better than a normal sports drink.
I see! Well, I think so, too!
Enka-san got 5 points!
Yes! This is 95 years old and expensive, isn't it?
That's right!
If you didn't know that, you wouldn't have been able to keep up with today's young people.
That's right!
I just thought I'd give you 5 points or so.
That's right!
As expected of Tsuruppake!
Well, this Air Max has 43 points!
Yes! It's a perfect score!
It's not different from young people walking in the city!
No, but I'm going to say that this is a Japanese evaluation.
I'm going to say that this is a Japanese evaluation.
43 points!
Akira Nishiki's trumpet.
You're here!
Hello!
It's my first time meeting you.
It's my first time meeting you, too!
So you've been a musician all this time?
Yes, I have.
We didn't know you were a musician.
I didn't play much.
I only played the horn, so I didn't practice much.
Oh, really?
This is called "Stranger" at night.
Could you play it for us?
Yes, please.
(Playing "The Little Red Riding Hood")
The Little Red Riding Hood
I don't like it when my mouth moves like this.
I see.
Okay, everyone!
How many points does Akira Niski's trumpet get?!
Akira Niski's trumpet gets...
61 points.
I think you're lying.
I'm giving you 9 points.
No, I'm doing my best.
I thought it would be bad if it decreased, so I gave you more points.
Thank you very much.
I'm happy.
When it comes out, the teachers will be careful, right?
In that sense, Tsutsui and Kamamoto are terrible!
Okay, 61 points!
Thank you very much!
I don't think this design itself is bad,
but in terms of functionality, there are times when you can't open it because of this.
It's definitely not good, right?
It's not good.
If you don't hold it properly, it won't open.
It won't open, right?
The more such a thing exists, the more I myself don't know.
Okay, let's go.
Judges and teachers, please show us this "door knob cover", "sartens"!
"Door knob cover" is...
32 points.
Tsutsui-san!
Yes?
6 points!
This is subtle, but...
It has 6 points in it.
It blocks static electricity.
I see!
I don't like it.
This is a calm adult's opinion.
It's hard to shake it.
I see.
What is this "otake girl" doing with 1 point?
That's...
If you think about it,
when you go to the toilet, there are people who wipe it off with a napkin.
It's not very hygienic, so I gave it 1 point.
I see.
Does your father's otaku have something like this?
No, he doesn't.
Oh, really?
No, he doesn't.
Does your father's otaku have a toilet paper cover?
No, he doesn't.
Oh, really?
Is it the same as your father's?
Yes, yes.
It feels similar.
It's low.
It's probably like this.
For me, it's a little high, but I don't know.
Yoshiko Takamada's UFO Catcher.
What is that?!
What is it?
Her own UFO Catcher.
I think it's good!
It's good!
That's right!
But it's a point for Takamada's technique, right?
Is that so? I understand.
Then, let's try it.
What are you doing?!
Are you sure you're going to catch it?!
No, I'm not very good at it.
What?!
I'm not very good at it.
You have a loud voice!
Well, let's have you try it.
Then, this one.
Then, I'll try it.
Yes, yes.
Is it okay?
Wait a minute.
Well, well, well.
You should be able to get it with this.
If you can't get it with this, then it's either or.
I made a little mistake.
A little mistake?
Yoshihiko Akamada's info capture is...
26 points.
Encore show...
0 points!
How was it?
Well, I was relieved that I could get it.
I didn't think that I would get another one like that.
I was surprised.
However, the director next to you got 9 points for Encore show 0 points!
What do you think about that?
Well, it's because you appeared in my movie.
I got 10 points for something easy.
glowing license plate
Well, this is...
Well, if you're waiting in a car in the middle of the night, you'll see this glowing license plate quite often.
It was designed to prevent traffic accidents.
Now, teachers, please give us your scores!
The glowing license plate...
48 points.
Right?
Yes!
A glowing license plate is...
I admire the fate of cars, the ones we drive in Tokyo...
I like that.
- Even though... - Even though...
- It's hard to get. - Yeah.
- Even now, you don't use a lot of cash, do you? - Lately, I haven't used it much.
- When I was in Osaka, I used to use it only a little. - Wow!
- I stopped right away, but... - No...
- Don't look at me like that! - It's only between work, isn't it?
- Well, it's because of this, isn't it? - Why?
- Mizuno Haruo's "Counting Cash". - Mizuno Sensei's "Counting Cash".
- Yes. - I count cash every night. - What are you talking about?
- You're pretty loud about it. - I know, right?
- You used to be... - That's right. Well, just look at me. - Oh, I see.
- That's your job. - Yes.
- Oh! Then can I take it off secretly for a moment? - Please do.
- Oh, can I take off a few cards? - Yes, please do.
- Then I'll take it off. Is it okay? - Oh, you scared me.
- Then I'll take off a few cards. - Don't do anything scary.
- Then... - With this... - Let's do a vertical count this time. - Yes.
- How many cards are there? How many cards are there? - That's right.
- Well, for now, it's like this. - Oh, I see. - Yes.
- Isn't it normal? - We don't know it, but we do it a lot. - But you won't do it, will you? - But it's a rule. - Okay, okay, okay, last one.
- You can do it in a bank like this. - Oh, I don't know it anymore.
- Well, let's do it like this, okay? - Nobody can do it like that. - Who told you that?
- Huh? - Please say it like that. - Ah, I see. - I think it's good like this.
I'm not interested in this at all.
What is this? Fifteen.
Eighteen.
Two?
Did you get two?
No, four.
I knew it!
Let's ask him!
Yes, let's.
Haruo Mizuno's short past is...
Twenty-five points.
Now, Baba-san, you have zero points.
Baba-san, you have zero points!
It's not over yet.
That's harsh.
If you count the money and make a mistake, you get zero points.
This is no good!
Ah, I see, I see.
Was there a problem in the way you counted?
No, and you know, the speed of your hands when you count money...
Yes?
...gets slower as you get older.
Ah, I see.
Well, um...
Thank you very much!
You have twenty-five points!
Thank you very much!
Now, let's ask him!
Kouji Imada's cabbage cutlet.
Now, let's ask Kouji Imada's cabbage cutlet.
This is also very long, isn't it?
I don't know much about it.
This program is brought to you by Nisshin Foods, Kobayashi Pharmaceuticals, and B&G.
Let's do our best.
Yes!
Let's do it!
It's really nerve-wracking, isn't it?
Just don't get hurt.
Yes.
First of all, you know...
Yes.
Well...
After a band aid that looks like it failed on the first try...
It's a light curse.
Now, let's go! Jinsan's judgement!
Kouji Imada's talent score is...
71 points.
Thank you very much!
Thank you!
What are you doing?
Boss, you got 10 points, didn't you?
Ah, it's already the best, isn't it? That skill of yours.
Thank you.
Young people like you are great.
Ah, thank you.
Did you say Imada?
Yes.
Do your best!
I'll do my best!
You said it, but you didn't say "do your best"!
Do your best!
Hanchi Sato's skill.
There's a slight problem, so please check it out.
Ah, I see.
Yes.
You're right.
This beer...
It doesn't forget its original bitterness.
This traditional taste...
It's like Kirin Lager, but wait a minute.
Yes.
I'll write "lager".
Yes.
That's amazing.
No, wait a minute. It's subtle.
Yes, it is.
It's different, isn't it?
What do you mean?
I don't know.
What?!
What's with your face?!
Hey, shut up!
Which one should we start with?
Should we start with Hanchi?
If this was a tenber, it would be amazing.
Yes.
It's fine, right?
Ebisu!
Let's go with Ebisu!
Ebisu Beer!
Yes!
Don!
It doesn't match at all!
But Ebisu Beer and...
Sapporo's Kuroya!
Are they from the same company?
Sapporo's kanji...
It does match.
That's right.
Boss!
Morts!
Don!
Oh, Morts!
This is correct, right?
Bird! Don!
Bird!
Spiderman! Don!
Alright!
So this is what Joe Labelle wrote, but I think it's Ebisu.
But we can't do anything about it, right?
Don!
Ah, Super Droid.
It's not Super!
I said Super Droid! Don!
Gold Rugger.
This is Rugger!
I said Rugger! Don!
This is Ebisu!
It's Ebisu!
So you only got three correct, right?
Sorry about that.
All beers are delicious, right?
Punch Sato's Kiki Beer...
47 points.
It's become a half-assed result.
Sorry about that.
No, no.
Lamborghini Countach...
It's not a matter of whether or not...
It's a matter of how many points.
It's a matter of how many points, right?
How much would you get if you won?
25 million.
25 million?
Yes.
Lamborghini Countach...
43 points.
You got ten out of one.
Director Momori...
It's hard to tell which is which.
You don't have to be so serious!
I don't know if it's a collision or a ball being thrown at me.
Baba-san is also low.
Baba-san, you can't do it?
Well, you know...
When you're driving on the road...
Yes, yes.
It really gets in the way.
And it's wide.
No, it's not like that.
It's fast, right?
And when you're overtaking or something like that...
Yes.
It's so fast that you don't think you need to talk about it.
It's a useless car.
But for love...
I'll give you 10 out of 10.
That's good.
I'd like to drive one of those cars.
You're from Osaka, aren't you?
I don't want one, but I'd like to drive one and drive it.
That's a separate matter.
Itao Ichichi's body expression.
Today, I'd like to...
use scissors...
- to wash my body. - I see.
- That's good. - Yes.
- Please go ahead. - Yes.
Scissors!
- Mr. Itao. - Yes.
Is it... is it... is it over?
I think it's cut better than I thought.
- Heavier than you thought? - I think it's cut heavier than I thought.
I've cut it more than usual.
But isn't it usually like this?
That's right.
"That's right," you say.
Mr. Itao, is there anything else?
- Do you know what a "sharbo" is? - Yes, I do.
- It's like a sharp pencil and a ballpoint pen... - Yes, yes.
- going in and out of one piece of paper. - Yes, yes.
- Sharbo. - Yes.
I think you draw this a lot, too.
This is me.
Isao Itsuji's body expression is... 34 points.
- Tsui-san, what do you think of it? - Well, well, well...
- As a game of stupidity, it's too standard, you know? - I see, I see, I see.
- It's not very cute, you know? - It's stupid, you know?
- It's not very funny.
Okay, 34 points!
Dachou Club's Kiki Binta.
- The winner of this game will be decided by... - Kiki Binta!
- Binta!
- You look different today, too, don't you? - Yes, yes.
- You look happy, don't you? - No!
- You've never looked this happy before! - No!
- And you're wearing a binta today, too! - Yes!
- Yes!
- Why? - Why is Binta...
- No, no, no.
- You can feel it all over your body... - No, no, no.
- You can feel Binta all over your body! - No, no, no.
- How many of you can do this? - Actually, all of you can do it.
- But we don't have much time! - We don't have much time!
- We don't know your names! - We don't know your names!
- Two of you! - Yes!
- Two of you, Dachou! - Yes!
- Four of you is not enough! - Four of you is not enough!
- Today, I'd like to choose one of you. - Yes!
- Do you need a name? - Yes!
- I see. - Enkashou! - Enkashou!
- I'd like to say that, but... - Yes!
- Giant Baba! - Yes!
- Baba, come here! - Baba, come here!
- I'd like to say that... - No, no!
- No, no, no! - No!
- Come, Giant Baba! - Come, Giant Baba!
- Wow! Wow! - Amazing!
- But that's not Binta! - It's Baba!
- Look at Baba's hands! - Wow!
- That's not Binta! - Wow!
- First of all, each of you will put your own Binta in this case. - Binta?
- Yes, that's it! - How is it?
- First of all... - Oh, first of all, with eyes open...
- Who is he pointing at? - And then, after you've been hit, you'll confirm who it is.
- Let's do it! - Yes!
- Yes, you can hit with this bottle. - Don't do it, you idiot!
- Don't do it! - Don't do it!
- Come on!
- Next one. - Next one is Hamasa. - Come on!
- Yes, it's Hamasa! - What?
- You idiot! - You're making me cry!
- You're saying it's a bottle, but you're aiming for the weak spot close to the eye! - You!
- One for each of you. - Okay. - Now, Hamasa!
- Don't do it! - Don't do it!
- You're going to do it, right? - Yes, I'm an amateur.
- I'm scared. - It's okay. - I'm scared.
- It's the same as you! - It's the same as you. You're the world's best!
- You're aiming for the weak spot close to the eye! - You! - You're aiming for the weak spot close to the eye!
- You! - You!
- You can't do it like me! - It's the same! - You can't do it like me!
- Here, if I say "go" you have to do it.
- I was suddenly trying to be strong.
- Okay, let's go!
- This bottle is for you, Chen!
(applause)
In your case, it fits you perfectly.
People who are used to saying "no" fit you perfectly.
But that's persuasive.
People who usually say "no" don't say "no" that much.
So even if you said "no" just now, it fits you.
If you put too much force into it, you can't hit the cheek properly.
That's it. Let's go to the next one.
So cool!
It fits you!
It's difficult, but...
I can feel it with my hands!
The size of your hand!
Giant ball lamp!
Wow!
It's like a box!
Yes, it's totally different!
The weight is different!
Yes, the weight is different!
Again, I like it!
The world's biggest ball lamp!
Now, let's go to the next one!
Are you ready?
Yes!
Here we go!
It's like a guitar!
It's totally different!
Yes, it's totally different!
It's like a hammer!
It's totally different!
Your back!
The weight is different!
No, it's different!
It's like a guitar!
Wow!
The weight is different!
I'm usually very active, but I'm a little troubled because my brain shook too much.
Kiki Binta of Dato Club...
79 points.
Mr. Shomosuke Kimura!
Oh! 10 points!
You have to be clear about how you feel when you say "Binta-kun" from now on.
Yes, yes.
You all...
Mr. Yengasho also...
10 points, right?
Um... I...
Yes!
Um... I just bought "entertainer confection".
As a gay person, I don't approve of it!
What?
Hey, don't approve of it!
Don't approve of it!
What do you mean?
Is there something wrong?
No, no, no!
What do you mean?
Mr. Shomosuke, you said you were "entertainer".
Um...
Um... I think I'm gay.
Oh!
And, um...
After all, I think gay people use their bodies.
I see.
Um... I was moved.
Thank you.
Thank you very much!
I'm moved!
Baton of Obacrico!
Well, well...
Would you like me to do it?
What did you sing at the time of Mr. Comet?
Um...
Did you practice that to do Mr. Comet?
No, um...
When I was in junior high school...
In the cheering club...
You did it, didn't you?
What?
You did it, didn't you?
Yes.
Oh, you did it?
Yes.
Oh!
Are you okay?
Yes.
For now...
Let me show you the baton.
It doesn't even make a sound...
Ah! My microphone fell off!
It's okay, it's okay.
Right? It's starting to get blue, isn't it?
This is difficult!
Kuriko Oba's baton is...
69 points.
There's also 9...
Mr. Oda, is it 9?
Yes.
Oba-san, you know, you're always so honest with me.
That's not true!
Kawatarutaruken...
It's a dog, isn't it?
It's like a brain!
It's like Matsuri-san.
Well, well, well...
It's a face, isn't it?
Kawatarutaruken...
63 points.
Ah! It's 9 points!
It's a dog, isn't it?
Yes, yes.
Whether we have the right to evaluate natural things...
On the contrary, we shouldn't be evaluated.
But, you know, for natural things...
It's a bit artificial...
So I drew one point.
I see.
You're really an adult whenever you say it!
You're an adult!
Aizawa-shiho's foot movements...
Yes.
It's bigger than me.
That was close!
It's a scene.
No, it's fine.
I'm drawing it, so everyone's watching it!
Ah, it's good!
I can't throw it away!
It's pretty good, isn't it?
It might be pretty good!
Hold it with your feet for a bit.
Ah!
Is it done?
It's done!
Hope!
Aizama's foot heart rate is...
89 points!
I'm glad! I'm glad! Thank you very much, Aizama!
This is...
Most of you have high heart rate.
So you should ask someone with low heart rate.
That's right.
Tsutsumi-san!
Huh? I have the lowest heart rate.
Yes!
Oh...
Hmm...
Other than Tsutsumi-san, everyone else has a high heart rate.
That's right.
Yes, that's right.
Yes, it's 89 points!
Aja Kong's bare face.
How long does it take for Aja to do this?
In terms of time...
It's pretty quick.
Okay, Aja!
Hurry up and do it!
Please!
Look at the president's face!
Why do I have to do this in a place like this?!
You've never done this before, have you?
Well...
Oh!
Aja, you look like Fuchiyama-kun.
What?!
Fuchiyama-kun!
Aja Kong's bare face...
72 points.
Tsutsumi-san!
Tsutsumi-san has...
1 point!
What are you evaluating me for?
I don't think you're evaluating me for anything.
Why would you say something like that?!
No, no, no!
I'll give you 10 points!
Thank you!
Well...
As a professional...
I have to have something special.
I see.
In that sense...
Um...
I like your makeup.
Oh, thank you!
Well...
Fuchiyama-kun...
What?!
It's not Fuchiyama-kun!
St. Gilbert's Iron Wall.
This is a little old, so I'm sorry.
Which part is it?
Wait, is this your own painting?!
That's right.
Huh?!
This too?!
That's right.
Oh, this is Iron-kun!
This too.
Huh?!
Yes.
Well...
It's pretty plain, but...
You can't help it if you look at it.
Is this the same shirt you're wearing now?
- This one? - Yes.
- I wrote this myself. - I see.
While you're at it, let's see your score!
I don't know why, but it was interesting.
While you were writing...
- While you were... - While you were...
Well, 39 points. Well, well...
"Well", right? It's higher than you expected.
- That's right! - Isn't it good?
Now, let's see your score!
Now, everyone, let's see your score!
- Go ahead! - Go ahead!
Arita Kie's "Hannya" sentiment is...
57 points.
- Higher! - Higher!
Now, "Hannya" sentiment is 57 points!
- Thank you very much! - Thank you!
- Now, let's see your score! - Yes!
Watanabe Noriko's "Nomikkuri".
- Now, Watanabe Noriko's "Nomikkuri"... - Hey, hey, hey!
- What's that? - "Nomikkuri" is good!
- Now, this is "Enrico". - Huh?
- It's not "Enrico"? - "Lonrico"!
"Lonrico"? I thought it said "Enrico"!
- Well, it's something like "tequila". - Yes.
- What's your score? - Wow, this is amazing.
- 75.5 points! - Yes.
What happened?
Why did you think of doing that?
- Now, let's see your score! - Yes!
- Now... - I'm hungry.
- What's wrong with you? - Hey!
- What do you want? - I have water. - You have water, don't you? - I want water!
- We were attacked by enemies before. - Is it okay? - Yes.
- Wow, this is amazing! - Can we stop now? - Yes. - This is tough. - It's 50 points, right? - I don't know about that. Let's ask the boss.
Noriko Watanabe's drinking score is... 76 points.
- You know... - Yes? - As a woman... - Yes! - There are strong people who can drink a lot of alcohol. - Of course, there are.
- It's true. - Yes. - Noriko Watanabe's drinking score is... 76 points!
TATTOO
Look at this.
Do you want me to hold it for you, big brother?
Wow! He's amazing!
You know, this is amazing. This is Ryu, right?
This is Nakamori Akina, right?
Let me show you his back, too.
Look!
This is amazing!
He's got a butt, too.
This is amazing.
TATTOO IS...
70 POINTS.
This is unexpected.
I was wondering if my parents would give me a precious body like this.
But they gave me a high score.
Let me give you a comment.
What?
Let me give you a comment.
They gave me 10 points.
When we were young, we used to be patient.
I don't know if I'm saying it right now.
This is amazing.
This part of the neck.
I know, right?
I thought this was amazing.
It's strange. If you tattoo this much, you won't care about your nipples.
RYU OSHIBA'S STICKER TOOL
It's a stupid rule.
What's stupid about it?
Anyway, when we were young, we were wandering abroad.
We couldn't eat much.
I've seen pictures of you.
You were doing a road show.
In my case, I use a horse nail.
It's a nail you use to nail a horse.
I see. It's flat.
Yes, it's flat.
I use it like this.
First, like this.
- Like this. - I see.
Then, I make various shapes like this and design them.
I line them up and put them together.
When I put them together, it becomes like this.
- Then... - Then, it becomes like this.
It's a little handmade.
Ruu Oshiba's wiretap site...
81 points.
Mr. Kotake!
I don't think it's a big deal.
Shall we ask Baba-san, too?
Yes, Baba-san.
Out of all the things I've seen so far...
I think this is the most troublesome one.
Kura's arrogant face.
So, everyone, when you think about it...
For example, when you wake up in the morning...
The way you look when you look like this...
How many points is that?
You're laughing! You're laughing! Don't laugh!
Laugh at me!
But... but this area...
It looks like Takako Matsu.
Baba-chan...
Your face...
Kura's arrogant face...
81 points.
Today...
It's my favorite face.
- Oh, is it? - Yeah.
In terms of making people laugh...
- Yes. - I think it's a good face.
- I see. - Is it?
Come on out.
Come on out!
Peter Pan!
But it's 81 points!
Right?
So you'll say it's 81 points from tomorrow, right?
81 points.
It's 81 points.
I'm happy about that.
Well, teachers, you've seen it all so far...
The highest score is 89 points!
Ashi Shodo of Saitama Prefecture!
I think this is good.
This is certainly...
Yes.
...the highest score.
The lowest score is Osasuka of Mizunoharou.
Well, well...
There's still a lot...
We've chosen a lot of things, but we've only seen this much for today.
There's a lot of things in the world that need to be judged.
Yes.
I'm happy about that.
Today...
It's 81 points, right?
Let's live with confidence!
Well, there's still a lot of things that need to be judged.
We'll bring it out at this corner at any time.
Teachers, please give us your understanding.
That's all!
Let's decide the score!
THE BATTLE AGAINST THE DRAGONS
Ouch!
Sorry, sorry!
Ouch, ouch!
You're hurting me!
Sorry!
I hate you!
You did it on purpose, didn't you?
No, I didn't!
Don't lie to me!
You were aiming for it, weren't you?
I wasn't aiming for it!
Don't lie to me!
Why not?!
What's wrong with you?
You're the one who did it!
You did it on purpose!
Hurry up and close the door!
Close the door!
Wait a minute! Stop that you guys!
You're getting along with this old man now!
I'm actually trying to help with the fire needs.
You're doing it on purpose!
You need it!
You're the one who needs it!
You need it!
You're the one who needs it!
You need it!
You're doing it on purpose!
You!
Be quiet!
You need it!
Apologize.
You guys should throw it where you're standing.
We're not throwing it where we're standing.
That's a big story.
We all have a little bit of a big story here.
It's a big story.
A big story!
We can't throw it where we want to.
You're the one who's playing the pitcher.
You are playing the pitcher?
Yes, you are.
You're the one who's playing the pitcher.
You're so mean!
Let him do it, too.
Haven't you ever done it?
You're so mean!
You've done it, haven't you?
You're saying it right away!
Stop it! Stop it!
Isn't it swollen?
If it's swollen, you're so mean!
Which one is it?
Is it swollen? Isn't it swollen?
It's a little swollen.
Is it swollen? Is it swollen?
You're so mean!
Stop it! Stop it!
Stop pulling! Stop pulling!
Isn't it swollen?
If it's swollen, you're so mean!
Is it swollen? Is it swollen?
It's a little swollen.
You're so mean!
Stop pulling!
We're just pulling.
You're so mean!
Get up!
You've done it!
Pulling a kid's ears is so mean!
That's so mean!
He's not learning at all!
You're so mean!
Mom said you should play!
Why are you angry? You're just playing, why are you so angry?
I'm not playing, I'm studying.
Wait, wait, wait.
So angry.
What's wrong with you?
You're studying and you're angry again.
Don't say that to your friends!
So angry.
This planet is so angry.
So angry.
Go home, go home.
A song of memories left in my heart.
Tonight, I will send it to you, too.
GODS A song refrain.
Well, tonight, too.
Yes, that's right.
Next is T.Y.
Yes.
GODS A song refrain.
Oh, yes.
It has settled down.
It's scary because it comes even though it's not handled in the program.
Yes.
You can handle it more and more.
Good evening, everyone.
Good evening.
When I heard you were going to refrain a song of memories, I took out my pen.
Thank you.
Twenty years ago, I called you to a cafe to confess my love for you.
But I got nervous and couldn't say anything.
Yes, yes.
At that time, Yusen called me a high band hero.
When I became a hero, I confessed my love for her.
We got married.
It seems like I was the only one who thought I was happy.
The other day, she said she would break up with me and I realized for the first time that I had never seen my family again.
An adult's way of saying goodbye.
I want to do it again.
And like I did back then, I want to say that I like you with courage.
So, Mr. Yoshihiro Kai, please refrain "hero" for me.
Please.
I won't learn it today.
Well, if Mr. Kai actually sings the actual song...
No, speaking of the lyrics...
Yes.
I can't refuse it.
That's right.
Yes.
What are you doing?
Here it is.
Oh, here it is.
Wait a minute.
Mr. Kyo, look over there.
It's Kai.
What's that?
It's Kai.
Are you crazy?
I'll do it.
Is it different?
Hello?
I'm sorry.
Hello!
You're annoying.
Why are you calling me all of a sudden?
I'm sorry.
Huh?
You're annoying.
Why are you calling me?
Should I wait for you?
Why are you calling me?
Let's go home.
I can't wait for you to call me.
What should we do?
Wait for me.
What are you doing?
Do you want to come again?
Let's go home.
I can't use this swing anymore.
I'm sorry, but you're late.
What?
What are you doing?
Where are you going?
I'm going home now.
What are you doing with your hair?
You're cool.
Walk faster.
Where are you going?
I'm going home now.
Wait a minute.
What are you doing with the swing?
I borrowed it from someone.
I'm singing "Sengokuji".
What song are you singing?
I don't know.
Let me remember.
I like that song.
I have a favor to ask you.
What is it?
Kai wants you to sing "Hero".
Good night.
I'm sorry.
Excuse me.
I have a neighbor.
Go home.
It's cold.
Let me sing it again.
I thought he would sing it for me.
It's cold.
Where is Kai?
The people of the industry are behind you.
It's here.
Is it open?
Kai's "behind you" song came out.
Let's go in.
Who's there? Is it Kai?
It looks like a man with a tie around his neck.
It's true.
What's up there?
There are people everywhere.
I'm going to kill you.
I'm going to lock you up.
What an creepy house.
There are people of the industry here.
It's true.
If it's true, Kai should sing it.
Kai Yoshiro, please play Kai.
Can you hear me?
I wonder if there is no justice.
What did you do?
It hurts!
Let me go! Let me go!
Stop it!
Let me go!
Stop it!
It doesn't hurt at all!
I'm not in the mood.
I'm going home.
Where are you going?
I don't know.
Wait! Wait!
Wait!
Wait! Wait!
What?
I can't hear you!
What? What?
Can you hear me?
What?
I'm not alone.
Can you put out the microphone?
We are a family.
What did you do?
Before the horse...
You are a hero!
You sang in Thai.
And you sang in acapella version.
At first...
I'm not going to let you go.
Thank you.
Kai!
Let me go!
There is justice.
Let me go!
I don't know if I can hear you until the end.