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1st Kouhaku Wakate Laugh Reaction Challenge!
Thank you.
Today, we have the most popular young entertainers in Japan here.
Yes, yes.
Kouhaku and Wakate will do reactions in various settings.
I see.
It's an old project, isn't it?
So...
Don't say that.
It's possible.
Is it? I see.
First of all, red team and white team are separated.
Let me introduce each captain.
First of all, white team captain, Ito Itsuji from East Koji!
He came all the way from Kaguchi, Japan!
I won't lose to the red team!
Red team captain, Kouji Imana and Takairo Kurano!
Yes, yes.
What did you say?!
Shirajirashi.
Shirajirashi, you say?
You're getting carried away.
Now, first of all...
You guys haven't done anything like this, have you?
Shut up.
Instead of judging, let's introduce our teachers!
Yes!
Now, first of all, Mr. Matsuno Eoichi!
Next up is Mr. Anjou Youji!
Nice to meet you.
Now, Mr. BLX!
Next up is Mr. KPOP GIRLS!
Nice to meet you, nice to meet you.
Now, first of all...
From the white team...
We have a top backer...
Mr. Kuroda Matashi!
Matashi!
Number 14!
Nice to meet you, Captain.
Sorry about that.
At first glance, he seems like a normal type of entertainer...
But he has a very strange reaction...
What's wrong with you, seeing him like that?
How old is he?
How old are you?
I'm twenty-three.
What?! Twenty-three?!
Matashi!
From now on, entertainers...
Wait a minute...
My face is starting to go crazy...
Okay, let's do it!
Yes!
First of all, Mr. Kumada Masashi...
After eating sushi with a lot of wasabi...
What's his reaction?!
Hey, let me go!
Den! Den! Den! Den!
I'll do you! I'll do you well! I'll do you! I'll do you well!
No more! No more!
Hey!
How is it?
No, no, no!
Judge, you're losing your words!
This kind of thing comes out more and more!
Oh, is that so?
Yes!
From Higashino-kun's point of view, the current level is quite high, isn't it?
Well, among the white team, it's at the level of Kanoai.
It's like choosing a top batter, isn't it?
That's right!
That means, among the white team, it's at the level of "this or that", isn't it?
That's right! But everyone, please talk more and more interesting comments!
Oh, I understand! If you don't talk about it, it's really no good!
If you don't talk about it more and more...
Well, it continued!
Oh, well, that's fine! That's fine!
This tempo!
Well, it's the new top batter, Yamasaki Keisuke!
When you set fire to a firecracker, it burned big!
Your reaction at that moment! Please!
No!
Um, yes! Withdrawal!
Withdrawal! Yes! Withdrawal!
No, no! I saw it all!
It's okay! At first it's like this, but...
Even if you ask me "how about it?"
It's okay! It's okay!
Huh? Then wait a minute! Wait a minute!
You guys, ask the judges other than us!
Understood!
Um, Mr. Matsuo, what do you think?
No comment!
Then, judges!
I'm sorry to say this, but...
Yes!
Red or white?
Red!
Okay, let's go!
Over there!
Red!
White!
Thank you!
White!
Red!
White!
Red!
White!
Red!
White!
Red!
Okay, judges!
When a soccer ball suddenly flies from the west hill corner...
Please show us your reaction!
Higher! Higher! Higher! Higher!
Let's meet again!
The next group is Fujii and Takashi!
This is the secret weapon of the white group.
I'm looking forward to it.
Do you have your own?
No, we don't.
We'll do our best.
We're serious about it, but when it comes to it, we'll do our best to answer as many questions as possible.
Thank you for your cooperation.
The next group is Fujii and Takashi!
When we entered the cafe, it was full of yakuza.
Please show us your reaction!
Why are you laughing?
Here we go!
Come on! Come on! Come on!
Here we go!
Come on!
Wow! Wow!
Yes! I love it! I love it!
Tissue!
Tissue! Wow!
Warm it up! Warm it up!
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
Here we go!
Love you!
Love me!
Come on!
One, two, three, four!
Here we go!
Yeah!
Next up is Saboten!
This is an interesting character!
Is it okay?
Huh?!
Is it okay?
Is it okay?!
Look me in the eye! Look me in the eye!
Huh?!
Look me in the eye!
Yeah, I did.
Is it okay?!
No, I'm sorry. I can't say it's a mushroom bird.
Okay! Let's have the challenger say it's a mushroom bird to the sea!
Next up is...
Otagofufu!
Is it okay?!
Yeah, it's fine.
Otagofufu!
This is the sound you make when you lose your memory.
It's unique, isn't it?
I'm sorry!
No, but...
Aside from what you did...
Yeah?
You should have said it first!
I'm glad you did!
Otagofufu!
White cloud! White cloud! White cloud!
Oh, that's a red cloud.
Okay! It's a red meteor!
Okay, one more!
Yes?
Sakasabito!
50 yen fell!
Why 50 yen?!
Okay, let's go!
Saboten's...
Hamatsukun de...
Densha de...
Nesgo-shite-shimattara!
Here you go!
What?! Where are you taking me?!
Do you have any good ideas?
Hurry up and come up with some good ideas!
While we were walking, a foreigner suddenly gave us a slap in the face! Here you go!
Good luck!
No!
Go Hiromi!
Hello!
Go Hiromi, how many years have you been in this world?
That's right, about eight years.
About eight years. How old are you now?
I'm thirty-one now.
Thirty-one? I hope you're confident about your reaction today.
That's right. Well, I probably have a career, too.
Career? Where did you get it from?
Eight years.
Now, please look forward to it.
When Go Hiromi tried to take a bath, it was water!
Here you go!
Japan!
Hey!
Why can't you get up?
Who said you could?
We're breaking up now.
It was water.
We're breaking up now.
Wait up, Niho! Let me do it!
Alright!
I won't let you do it at all!
Come on!
Let's watch their reactions when they drop their expensive pot!
Here we go!
Wow, that looks expensive!
It looks expensive!
It's true.
Hey, what's up?!
He's got a nosebleed!
Yeah!
Um, he always drops his pot like that.
Yes, he does!
He has a weak nose!
But he dropped it too much in rehearsal, so it's gotten thinner.
Anjou, how about you?!
I used to get a nosebleed a lot, too.
If you get a surgery, it'll heal right away.
I don't have a nosebleed!
I don't have a nosebleed, either!
Rock on in Harigane!
He's a new member of the ABC Manzai Contest.
He's the champion of Orai!
Nice to meet you!
They're the ultimate dirty duo from Kansai!
The two of them!
How do you like it?!
The dirtiness beyond your limits!
It's amazing!
It really feels like we're going back in time!
They both have manners!
Yes, we do!
Please show us!
We do have manners!
Imania Emis is the child champion!
Um...
Stop it!
Wash your feet!
No!
We won't!
Please do it one more time!
One more time!
Wash your feet for sure!
Let's go!
In Harigane Rock...
If a boy suddenly gets a nosebleed...
Go ahead!
What are you doing?!
Fool!
You've got no chance.
I'll hit you in the head!
Where's the country?
Fool!
Where's the country?
I'll gouge you out!
Where is the country?
Where's the country?
Fool!
Where is the country?
It's cold! It's cold!
Thank you very much!
Reaction when you suddenly walk out and your sideburns are stabbed!
Go ahead!
You bastard!
It's cold! It's cold!
You stabbed me!
What's this?!
It's cold! It's cold!
You stabbed me!
Shut up!
Yamane here!
It's cold! It's cold!
Snop, Snop, Snop, Perfect! Yeah!
Thank you very much!
Let's take a break and have a song guest, Shape Up-san and Pink Lady X-Time-san sing for us.
Let's take a break. How about it?
But we don't just let you sing! This is also a battle of red and white!
In this singing back, in this open space...
Yes!
...we would like everyone to participate and make a reaction!
So, Go Inori-san, you'll come out again, won't you?
Thank you for your hard work!
Thank you for your hard work, Go-san!
Isn't this a break time?
The song is Shape Up-Girls' "Gloria"! Here we go!
I think you're all amazing, so please come out and dance with me!
One, two, three, four!
On an endless night, I know it's love
Let's go even if it doesn't end
Lonely love, need you love
Your hot heart, let's go in time
Lonely love, I can't stop anymore
Lonely love, need you love
Your hot heart, let's go in time
Lonely love, I can't stop anymore
Lonely love, oh yeah
Lonely love
Next is a group reaction.
The song is "koi no shinsadohitsu 97" by plx.
Think about it, if it's a sickness of love, then laugh about it!
Don't do anything stupid!
If you do, I'll kill you!
Go away! Go away!
Please, go away!
I'm sick of hearing you talk about me!
Thank you!
Uri, uri, kiri, uri, uri, uri, kimichi da
Uri, uri, kiri, uri, kiri, kimichi mo
Sonaete desuku na oru yo
(All seven of them are synonyms of 'bunny')
(Everyone, please leave it to me!)
(Talk it up, it's our show time!)
(If we talk just once, no one will notice!)
(Ju-ju-ju, Ha-ha-ha-ju-ju-ju!)
(Even the prey we aimed for will not escape!)
(Wooooo!)
(Wooo!)
It's a secret.
You saw it?
Yes, please.
Excuse me.
Well...
Yes, yes.
Earlier, I had a phone...
Yes, yes.
Yes, interview...
Oh, you didn't have a phone.
Yes.
Oh, I see.
Yes.
Oh, please.
Excuse me.
Oh, you didn't have a phone.
Yes.
Oh, I see.
Yes.
By phone...
I thought you were younger than me.
Well...
Well, I'm not very young.
Yes.
Well, I also brought my resume.
Oh, resume.
Yes, yes, yes.
This is...
Mr. Shizue Honjo.
Yes.
Age is...
Well...
Forty-seven.
This one is...
Forty-five, but this one is forty-seven.
Oh, my friend wrote it for me.
Oh, I see.
Forty-seven... I see...
I used to do it for a long time before.
Oh, with him?
Yes.
But I have a lot of experience.
Which one did you do before?
What?
The shop.
Which shop?
This one.
Um... Roppongi's...
Oh, Roppongi's...
Yes.
Yes, Roppongi's...
Well...
Look.
The place where the defense chief went.
The place below the diagonal.
The name...
What?
The name of the shop...
Yes.
Are you asking for the name of the shop?
- Yes. - Yes.
Well...
"Muchi-muchi-tei".
- I've never heard of "muchi-muchi-tei". - I've never heard of it.
- Not anymore. - Not anymore?
- It's closed now. - It's closed?
That's right. It was during the oil shock.
It was really good!
- It's perfect. - It's good.
- I still go back and forth. - You go back and forth?
At first it was "muchi-muchi-tei".
- At first it was "muchi-muchi-tei"? - At the end...
- I went back and forth. - I see.
I went back and forth.
- You went back and forth? - Yes.
- Was it "roppongi" at the end? - It was "roppongi" at the end.
- What did you say at the end? - What?
- What did you say? - I said the name of the shop.
"Sankaku-kun".
- "Sankaku-kun"? - "Sankaku-kun"?
I don't like it.
- "Sankaku-kun" at the end. - I don't like it.
This industry has many connections.
It wasn't very legal.
I see.
- We only hire S-class specialists. - It's okay.
- Is it okay? - It's okay.
- The atmosphere isn't bad at all. - It doesn't seem like it for an experienced person.
- You don't have to say it. - Yes.
- So you don't hire... - If you tell me to lie now...
- I won't. - I see.
- Is it because you lied? - Yes.
The biggest lie now is that I won't.
- You have a good career. - It's okay.
- I see. - Yes.
Can you show me what you've done so far?
- Today? - Is it okay?
- It's okay. - It's just an interview.
- You can show me what you've done so far. - Yes.
- You don't have to say it. - I see.
- It'll end soon. - Yes.
- Is it okay? - Yes.
- It's okay. - I see.
- How long has your career been? - Four years...
- What? - Four years...
I think it'll be more than four years.
- You've been doing it since "Oil Shock", haven't you? - Yes.
That's just my opinion.
- It's okay. - Yes.
- There are many rooms like this. - Yes.
- I think... - Yes.
Customers sit here and wait.
Yes.
The lady will come later.
She'll come out of the door and start playing.
- Can you show me what you've done so far? - Yes.
- It's okay. - Yes.
- Then... - Yes.
Yes.
I've been dumped. Completely.
What?
What did you say?
I've been dumped. Completely.
What did you say?
It's hot in here.
Is it hot?
It's an SM club.
I didn't think it was a good idea at first.
Can I go now?
You're here to be bullied, right?
Yes.
I understand. I'll go now.
You're a queen now.
I'm not a customer.
It's okay.
I'm sorry.
I'll do it.
Yes, please.
It's okay.
What are you doing?
You bastard!
What are you doing?
You...
You're really...
This ugly man...
You cheap bastard!
Hey!
What are you? Cheap bastard?
Yes.
How much do you want?
I got about 200,000 yen.
What's that?
Are you trying to steal money now?
That's a problem, isn't it?
In the past, you got it directly.
You worked hard for a month and earned it.
It felt like a proof.
But now, everything depends on computers.
Wait, wait, wait.
What are you doing?
No, I mean...
I don't know if I should say this, but something strange happened in the end.
It's not about computers.
He came here to be bullied.
Oh, I see.
About him...
I took a long break, so...
I see.
You said something strange, didn't you?
I'm sorry.
Are you okay?
Yes.
Hey, you!
You bastard!
You're in trouble, aren't you?
What's wrong with you?!
Seriously...
You...
That's why you're no good.
You're the opposite.
Clean up the room a little!
If you drink, you'll be drunk forever!
Now...
While your mother isn't here, eat this!
Wait, wait, wait!
It's an ASMR club!
Stop it!
Please say something more. Like giving orders...
That's right, that's right! You don't have to give orders at all!
That's a good pattern, isn't it?
- That's right! - Yes, I understand!
- Please use him as you like! - Yes, I understand!
Hey, you bastard!
Call the queen!
- Queen... - Hey, that's enough! Don't call me!
What course are you on today?
B course.
B course?
Actually, it's C course!
Wait, wait, wait!
It's kind of lame!
The way you attack...
The course is wrong...
It's like you're in a hurry...
It's not helpful at all!
- The course... - It's hot in here!
It's hot in here, so I don't know!
Do you want me to take off your jacket?
Yes...
- If you were in a hurry... - Damn you!
Yes, yes...
You're the one who took off my jacket!
In a way...
Who are you?!
Hey, you bastard!
Hey!
Yes...
Now, put the bed back!
Put the bed back!
Yes...
Now, let's go!
Yes...
Now...
When you get off, call me! I'll hold your hand!
Yes...
Now, stop! Stop!
Stop there! Always!
Now, come here!
Now, from now on, it's a labor strategy!
Yes, yes, yes! It's a labor strategy!
Yes, yes, I understand! I understand roughly!
Well...
Then, tomorrow...
Well, tomorrow...
Ah...
I still have an interview tonight.
Yes...
Some people will come.
Yes...
I'll call you again tomorrow!
That is, the day after, right?
No...
Well, I still have an interview tonight.
Yes...
So...
Yes...
I'll do the interview and...
Yes...
Then, from tomorrow, right?
No, not from tomorrow...
I'll call you again tomorrow!
Oh, really?
I'll decide whether you'll come or not...
Yes...
That...
Yes...
That...
Call me...
Yes...
And...
Yes...
If you'll come...
Well, it's early...
The day after...
Is it from the day after?
Yes, it's usually from the day after.
Yes...
Then, I'll do my best from the day after.
So, from tomorrow...
I'll call you tomorrow!
Yes!
Right?
And, from the day after...
I'll tell you on the phone tomorrow!
Yes!
Well, I'll do my best, really!
Thank you very much!
No, no, no!
I'll do my best from now on!
Right?
That's right!
Yes...
Let's go!
Yes, let's go!
Yes, yes, yes!
Let's go!
Yes!
Well, I'll contact you!
Thank you very much!
Your strength is amazing!
Thank you!
Again...
I'll call you tomorrow!
Yes!
I'll call you tomorrow!
Yes!
Well...
I'll do my best, really!
Thank you very much!
Yes, yes, yes!
Thank you!
Thank you very much!
Thank you!
Kyushu has come! Kyushu has come! Kyushu has come!
Yes!
He is really born and raised in Kyushu!
Yes, that's right!
Now, this Saito army that can't speak Kyushu dialect at all, dares to challenge in Tokyo!
That's right!
Yes!
I'll show you my spirit!
Yes, I'll do my best!
Madam! Look at me!
Now, this simple Fukuoka youth is challenging in Tokyo to laugh!
Now, this group will not lose either!
Hanawa-kun!
Yes!
Madam! Look at me!
This room is also a unique style.
I thought of cutting it tomorrow.
Tomorrow?
Yes.
Are you going to cut it now?
But this room style is still popular!
Let's continue!
Yes, let's continue!
Now, this reaction of a person walking in front of Saito Keiichi army who suddenly flew away!
Please!
Hey! Why did you fly away?!
Did you fly away to Tokyo?!
What's with you?!
This is the reaction of a person in front of him when he was shot!
What?!
Thank you!
Yeah!
Pepero!
Thank you for waiting!
Now!
Mr. Genie Ogichi and Mr. Taiso, who is said to be in charge of the next natural bokeh in Yoshimoto!
Yes!
Please!
Thank you!
Yes!
It's pretty...
Yes!
It's pretty close, really!
Oh, is it?
Yes!
Is it pretty bad?
It's pretty bad!
Yes!
Where are you from?
I was born in Kagaoka!
Oh...
Yes!
How old are you?
Twenty-two!
It's not a calculation!
Yes!
Twenty-two years old!
Yes!
It's serious!
Yes!
Oh...
I'll do my best!
Please do your best!
Well...
This time, it's my own reaction...
Well...
I'll do my best!
Yes!
I'll do my best!
Well...
I'm really an ordinary adult, but...
This is a good reaction!
It's completely different!
I'll break it!
The reaction when the balloon broke!
Please!
What was it?
What?
Oh!
Don't be surprised!
I'm surprised!
It just exploded!
Don't!
Are you listening?
Then do it right now!
Listen to me!
Don't!
Then...
Then it exploded now!
What...
What's that?
I said, what's that?!
Tell me, what's that?!
It's dazzling...
Thank you very much!
After entering the room, the reaction of the person who entered first was very exciting!
Master, good morning!
Good morning!
Excuse me!
Thank you for coming!
Thank you very much!
Now, this is the group, but will the president of the Nagoya office, Yoshimoto Gougyo, watch over us?
Will the producer stare at us?
Will we be able to show the bottom of the Nagoya office?
Yes or no, Yoshimoto Gougyo, do your best!
And among us in the white group are two junkies!
Well, you're a junkie, but what is your dream?
Mostly, yes.
Big dream!
Mostly, yes!
No, that's not it.
Dream...
What do you mean by "mostly, yes"?
You said "mostly, yes."
Big dream... Itao-sama, big dream...
Mostly, yes!
I really don't know what you're talking about, but...
Dream, dream, dream!
You said "big dream," didn't you?
My dream is...
First-class...
First-class! First-class!
First-class...
What kind of first-class is that?
It's funny!
Let's see their reaction!
When a girl stares at you!
Go ahead!
This is the reaction of a car passing by.
Please be excited!
I'm so excited!
Yes! My life-changing pretty girl!
I'm worried about you.
No! My boss's baby!
I'm him and Evan Evan!
I hate you!
Thank you very much!
The game was fun and the junkies were the best!
Captain of both teams!
Let's count the bullets one by one!
Ready?
One!
Two!
Three!
Four!
Five!
Eight!
Nine!
And the winner is...
Gagamin!
Hey! Hey!
Well, it was really hard.
Yes!
What will you do?
No, no! This is the second time!
Yes!
Then the third time!
Yes!
Thank you!
Well, that's it for the first episode of "Kohaku Wakate wo Warai!"
The reaction episode has progressed!
A song of memories left in my heart.
I will send it to you again tonight.
GODS A song refrain.
Thank you for listening to us again tonight.
Yes!
Well...
People say things about the world and the world says things about people...
Yes!
But our songs are always...
It's flowing, you know.
It's flowing.
And she's also a 35-year-old woman, K.T.
Her pen name is "Mata".
"Mata", you say?
"Mata", this K.T. guy?
Is he also one of our listeners?
Yes, yes, yes.
K.T. listener?
Does he have a TV show?
Don't talk like an idiot.
Why are you so mean?
What's wrong with you?
Good evening, everyone.
Good evening.
I always enjoy watching this segment.
Seriously!
I'd like to give a refrain to Shinji Tanimura's "Subaru".
Shinji Tanimura's "Subaru"...
Actually, 15 years ago, I pushed my father against it and moved to Tokyo.
On the day of the move, I got on the train and my mother said, "It's from your father", and handed me a cassette tape.
When I played it later, "Subaru", which my father listened to every day, started flowing.
Hearing this song, "Go down the road you believed in", made me cry.
Since then, I haven't met my father, but with gratitude, I'd like to give my father a refrain.
Our show is like that.
If you say you want us to listen to this song, we can't help it even if you play a cassette tape.
That's right, that's right.
We have a cassette tape, don't we?
That's right.
So today, I'd like to actually sing a song for you, Mr. Tanimura.
Seriously?
Can you sing for me?
Well, Mr. Tanimura sings on a singing show, of course.
But this show is a variety show.
That's right, that's right.
So, you know...
That's right.
He's got a mouth and hands like that.
He's a Kansai comedian.
But he's also a Kansai man.
I see.
A Kansai comedian and a Kansai comedian bumping into each other like this.
I see.
Actually, Mr. Tanimura, you go first.
This is a high-class song.
It's an underground band, isn't it?
Let's have you actually sing it.
Yes.
Right here.
Here?
Yes, right here.
Is this okay?
Yes, it is.
I'll try calling him.
Yes, yes.
Hello?
Oh, it's Mr. Tanimura.
Um, thank you for everything you do for me.
I'm downtown.
Again?
What?
You're kidding, right?
No, I'm serious.
Good morning.
Are you listening?
No, I'm not.
What? No, you're not listening, are you?
No, I came all of a sudden. I'm sorry.
I have a favor to ask you.
Yes?
What?
What is it?
Well...
Aren't you coming out?
You know...
Yes?
I'm a little busy.
Are you busy?
Well, well...
It's a private matter.
Well...
And...
What?
Mr. Tanimura...
Yes?
There's a request for you on the show.
What is it?
We want to hear you sing.
So...
We'd like you to sing for us on the show.
On the radio?
No, no...
There.
There?!
Huh?
I mean...
Come on out!
I don't know...
What is it?
I'll say it, too.
Come on out!
Wait...
Is it no good?
Well...
Mr. Tanimura...
Yes?
You have a Subaru, right?
Yes, we do.
A hit song.
We do.
We really want you to sing for us.
A hit song...
Yes.
We'd like you to sing for us.
Why?
You know...
Subaru...
It's no use playing a CD.
A hit song.
Here?
Yes.
Here?!
It can be anything.
I'm a little busy right now.
You've been...
Yes.
I know that, but...
I'm a comedian, too.
You're a comedian, too!
I'm a comedian!
Say something.
No, I'm not a comedian.
I'm sorry.
You don't look like one.
Huh?!
You don't look like one.
Um...
I really hate you.
Wait, wait, wait!
Take care!
Hey!
Mr. Tanimura!
I can't do it.
What?
You're too kind.
No, don't say that.
But you know...
It's nothing.
On my day off...
Huh?
You're too kind.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Did you hear that?
Are you stupid?
You are stupid!
You should be fighting.
But you should listen to Mr. Kamimura.
You should be fighting.
You should say "I will go."
You are heavy. You should be heavy.
You should sing.
I will go.
You are a good singer.
Thank you, Mr. Kamimura.
You are a good singer.
While you were singing, a dog started barking.
Mr. Kamimura, you are a good singer.
When you finished singing, a dog started barking.
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