AISubs v3.5
Emergency planning! KONAMON PEPPER!
(cough)
- Today... - Yes?
- For the first time in a while, we have a guest on our show. - That's right.
- We can't bring in any foreign guests. - That's right.
- We have this problem, too. - Oh, yes!
- Today, we have Naomi Hosokawa. - Yes.
- This is a rare guest. - Yes.
- She makes delicious food for us. - Oh!
- On a show like this? - Yes.
- Yes! - Oh!
- However! - Yes?
- This is the main issue. - Yes?
- During tasting time, one of us will eat something like this!
(laugh)
- No way! (laugh)
- What are you saying?
- What do you usually eat?
(laugh)
- What do you usually eat?
(laugh)
- Don't make fun of me!
(laugh)
- Don't make fun of me!
(laugh)
- According to my observation, she is quite a lady. - Yes.
- I don't think I've seen her much. - I don't think I've seen her much.
- I don't know if it's a lie or not. - It's not a lie.
- I have a card in my hand. - Yes.
- I'm going to draw it now. - Yes.
- Who wants to guess?
- I'll say it! - I'll say it!
- I won't say it! - I won't say it!
- I'll say it! - I'll say it!
- Everyone, please enjoy it. - Okay, okay.
- Please compliment it. - It's a delicious dish, isn't it?
- Yes, let's compliment it. - What do you want to draw?
- I'll say it! - I'll say it!
- It's easy to turn around. - I'll say it!
- Please get angry at me. - It's a thunderbolt! It's a thunderbolt!
- Please get angry at me. - I'll never get angry at you.
- I won't complain anymore. - Okay.
- I really don't want to do it. - I don't want to do it anymore.
- I really don't want to do it. - Well...
(laugh)
- I'll say it! - I won't complain anymore.
- It's okay if you get it right, but...
I'll go and get it.
I'll say it!
During lunchtime, someone eats and someone says "can you eat this?"
Other people who don't say it don't say anything.
They don't shout.
The moment you say "can you eat this?" other people stay silent.
Only the person who said it and the person who said it!
That's right.
Even if you say "okay!" they don't say anything.
That's not good!
If you say "okay!" they don't apologize!
Other people say "thank you!"
Are you serious?!
Even if you say it in a different game, you say "that was really bad."
Stop it!
Can I listen?
Go ahead.
I don't like it anymore.
I don't like it at all.
I don't like it anymore.
Stop it!
Are you stupid?!
I don't like it!
Then... what should we do?
Should we do it one more time?
No, no, no!
This is annoying!
I'm like that too!
If you do it like this, you'll get a stomachache!
No welcome!
One, two...
Stop it!
What is that?
I don't have it anymore.
I finally found it!
I'm glad!
Let's do it.
I don't want it.
I'm begging you!
Are you serious?
Yes, I'm serious.
Let's practice it!
Let's do it for the third time!
One more time!
One, two...
One more time!
I've had it with you!
You're bullying me!
I've had it with you two times!
You're a fraud!
I've had it with you two times!
I've decided...
Say it again!
Enough of this!
Say it one more time!
I've had it with you two times!
Something dirty is coming up!
You guys! What do you want?!
We don't know! We don't know!
Nice to meet you!
Ah, my heart is pounding!
Nice to meet you!
Let me eat delicious home-cooked meals!
Alright!
This segment is for the independent aristocrats led by Matsuno-san!
Okay!
Home-cooked meals!
Home-cooked meals are like this!
That's what they say!
We want you to know!
We don't have much experience with food.
That's right.
That's why we have a guest with us today.
He will make delicious home-cooked meals.
That's right.
That's how it is.
There's no doubt about it.
Today's guest is...
You're late, Naomi-san!
Thank you for coming!
Naomi, please sit in the middle.
She's so cute!
This must be delicious!
I think so!
Right?! You're the one who makes it!
What are you going to make for us, Ken-chan?
Today we're making eggplant meat doria.
I'm starting to drool just thinking about it.
Ken-chan!
Masumi-san! Masumi-san!
Yes?
You're talking too much!
I've never done anything like this before, so what am I talking about?!
First of all, we'll cut up the eggplant and soak it in salt water.
Why do you soak the eggplant in salt water?
First of all, we'll peel off the skin and keep the color of the eggplant purple.
Purple!
This is something men shouldn't think about.
Is that so?!
That's weird, isn't it?
That's weird, too!
Purple!
That's weird, too!
Don't touch it.
Don't touch anything.
Everyone's touching it.
I'm sorry.
You're saying that because the color of the eggplant has changed, right?
Hey!
That's not how you do it!
Then, please put this over there.
And next...
Where are you taking it?!
Over there!
What are you doing?!
What are you taking?!
I'm not taking it!
Seriously!
We'll season it with salt and pepper.
It looks good.
The lemon...
What's this?
Pepper.
Is this a spell or something?
You don't have to put it on, do you?
Once it's softened, we'll put in the meat sauce.
You're putting it in already?!
Yes.
You have eggplant and meat sauce, don't you?
That's right!
I don't think you can make it.
It looks good on you, doesn't it?
The apron...
I'm so happy.
The cutting board...
But if you start doing it like that, it's over.
Go ahead.
I haven't eaten lunch yet!
That's right!
Is that so?
Then, I'll put in a lot of this.
This is made by your mother.
I'm so happy.
What kind of food do you like?
Like Japanese food or Italian food...
Don't talk!
As a guest, you shouldn't talk!
Because everyone is talking!
You were talking!
No, I was talking a lot!
I was talking, too!
You were talking!
It was fresh!
It was fresh for us to be asked!
No one is talking!
It was fresh!
It looks delicious!
Are you going to bake it in the oven?
Yes!
Let's turn on the oven!
What is the temperature of the oven?
It's about 200 degrees Celsius.
Let's wait until it's done.
Let's drink some wine.
Is there such a thing?
We have some news for you!
Naomi Hosokawa will appear in "Hall C" of "Tokyo International Forum" until March 29th.
Would you like to meet Naomi Hosokawa?
Everyone...
Yes, yes.
Is your girlfriend taking care of you right now?
Yes.
Let's all eat deliciously.
Yes, of course.
Why don't you turn it around?
Then which one should we eat?
Then, Mr. Hammer, please.
I don't know!
Then, Mr. Bass, please.
Why don't you turn this plate around?
Don't look at the camera.
I got a good part of this, didn't I?
Really?
Yes.
But this part is also pretty good.
Yes, it is.
The way you pick it up is good, too.
Yes.
It's like you're eating it without cutting it off.
This is good.
Yes.
Also, please take care of Ms. Hosokawa's part, too.
Yes.
Let's eat!
Please eat.
Yes.
Finally!
Ms. Hosokawa made it for us.
What was it again?
Eggplant meat durian.
Eggplant meat durian!
We only eat what's already made, don't we?
Yes.
So it's rare for us to taste something that's already made.
It's different, isn't it?
Yes, yes.
It's different for her, too.
I can say that.
Okay, everyone!
Let's eat!
Thank you for the food!
I'll try the eggplant first.
It's good.
It's good?
It's good!
It's good, it's good.
It's good!
Really? I'm happy!
It's good!
Isn't it a little bland?
It's bad!
Is it bad?
What?
Don't eat like that, everyone!
There's no way it's good like this!
You can't eat like that, everyone!
Ah, gross!
This program is brought to you by Kobayashi Pharmaceutical...
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...and the following sponsors.
I'm sorry. Please forgive me.
I've fallen in love with beans.
But if you can do this properly, you'll be paid back, won't you?
No, please pay me back.
That's enough! Go next!
Yes.
Number twelve.
Huh?
Number twelve.
You're human.
I'm sorry.
That's all you say! You like number twelve, don't you?!
Hey!
I'm sorry.
Then put it all together!
Yes.
Hey!
Yes.
I'll stab you.
I'm sorry.
Huh?
I'm sorry.
Who are you?
Yes.
Who's next?
Um...
Number one.
Yes, number one.
Hey, you human!
Hey, human!
Hey, go!
Go!
Next!
Number twelve.
Number twelve?!
Huh? Number twelve isn't it?
Isn't it?! Isn't it?!
Number twelve isn't it?!
Number eleven.
Huh?!
Number eleven.
Number eleven?!
Huh?!
You're the dark king, aren't you?!
What?! I don't know!
We don't know either?!
What's with you, dark king?!
Do it properly, you!
Hey, what should we do?
Let's go next.
Let's go.
Sorry.
Sorry for bothering you.
Let's go.
You're really...
You shouldn't do it.
Take this bean...
and put it on the other side of the bridge.
Yeah.
If you can do that, I'll return it to you.
Yeah.
Is this all of it?
Yeah.
You have to be nice.
In the room?
Yeah.
With the woman?
Yeah.
You have to be nice.
Yeah.
With love.
Yeah.
With love.
Yeah.
You've done it before, haven't you?!
I have.
No.
Which one is it?!
I have.
What does it look like?!
Do it for me.
What does your father look like?!
Hey, look at me!
You're taking pictures of me!
Sorry.
Do it again!
Your father...
Your father is doing it.
I got it.
You're embarrassing me.
If you're embarrassed like this, I'll send you to your family.
Do it properly.
Okay, let's go.
Do it.
Thirty seconds.
Ready...
Go!
You don't have much time.
You're late.
Minkae!
What's wrong with you?!
You don't know where you're going, do you?!
If you're caught, you'll see!
Nobody's pictures will be taken of you!
Go for it!
You're only saying four words.
You're stupid!
What's this?!
You're stupid!
Right?!
Let's go.
Let's sing.
I can't sing anymore.
Stand up!
Here!
Louder!
Let's go!
You're wearing dirty underwear!
What's that?!
Is that a hut?!
Dirty!
Let's go!
Daddy's beans are big. Mommy's beans are cheap.
Hey, hey! Hey! Lower your pants more! Lower it to your knees!
I'm sorry.
Hey, you don't have to hide it.
I don't have to hide it.
Ah, that's not good! Ah, that's not good!
Hey, open it!
Daddy's beans are big. Mommy's beans are cheap.
Hey! Dance!
I'm in Mexico and you're watching!
Hurry up!
Daddy's beans are big. Mommy's beans are cheap.
Because I'm small, I can't eat a lot of beans.
How frustrating! I want to eat a lot of beans!
It's too bad.
But you can't go home like this.
I'm sorry.
You can't go home like this.
I'll never forgive you on the 40th!
Daddy's beans are big. Mommy's beans are cheap.
Good evening.
Today, we will think about how to misjudge a wife.
(thud)
(splash)
(laughter)
He's 31 years old and lives to laugh.
He's a popular star who does many regular shows.
Even now, he challenges a new project to spread his art to other stars.
Welcome, Imo-chan's foreigners!
Now...
Today is the first time.
Yes.
I've heard that they are Iranians.
Let's see what kind of people they are.
Let's go!
Ah!
Good evening!
Ah, hello!
Ah!
Ah, hello!
Now, let's go to my house with three of us.
This time, Imada will host Mahamadi family of 6 months.
Their husband, Ali, worked as a mechanical engineer in Iran.
But, Imada will host his wife, Shimin, and their 6-month-old daughter, Sasha.
How will Imada host this family of no Japanese at all?
Oh!
You know?
You know Bruce Lee?
Oh, nice!
Weather baby!
Huh?
Weather baby!
Baby!
Weather baby!
Huh?
My house's Bruce Lee video!
What is it?
Bruce Lee!
Bruce Lee! It's very interesting!
Bruce Lee's video!
Bruce Lee!
OK! OK! After!
Oh!
If Bruce Lee's video is uploaded...
Bruce Lee's video!
Oh!
Bruce Lee's video!
Oh!
OK! OK!
Bruce Lee! Bruce Lee! And noisy Ali!
Hurry up! Imada is tired!
For now, Mahamadi family will host this video!
OK?
Ah...
Water, water!
Waki, waki!
Oh, this is mine!
I am...
Oh, I am...
I am...
Young, young!
Oh, very young!
Japanese food!
Sushi!
What?
Anago!
Anago?
Anago!
Eh? What do you mean?
Iranian joke!
Iranian joke, anago?
Very common!
Oh...
Hey!
Anago!
OK, let's eat!
Oh!
Chopsticks?
Japanese chopsticks, right?
OK!
Hey you, Addy!
Hey, Sweet!
Mmm!
Good? Very good, huh?
No, thank you.
"No, thank you"? Why?
It's a 12-day holiday, so you rarely get to eat it.
Oh...
Suimi-san is completely obsessed with sushi.
So she prepares the only food she has at home - seafood!
But this doesn't suit her taste buds either!
What? What did you say?
My husband still has some areas he's concerned about.
Like sushi.
I'm not very good at it, but I've eaten about half of it.
A wife and a half don't go together.
Okay, next!
Bruce Lee-tan!
Okay!
He's so popular!
Oh, Daiso!
Oh, this is good!
Ah, Japanese!
Ah...
The video they prepared with confidence is also in Japanese!
It's a big failure for them!
It ends in 5 minutes!
Fruit? I want to eat fruit!
Huh? Fruit this time?
Fruits? Eat?
Yes, yes, eat!
Orange? Okay...
Okay...
Oh, no orange!
Oh...
Ah...
Why can't I do it?
Orange? No, no?
Orange only!
You shopping!
You go!
You go to the convenience store!
Sasha eat?
Apple?
No!
Sasha orange!
Sasha...
You're lying!
It's not orange!
Apple and banana, good!
Orange...
After.
Go!
There's a lot of fruit left!
Oh, please!
Thank you!
This time around, the wife refuses all of the fruit plans she thinks up!
On top of that, the husband is so selfish!
Game? Oh! Game? Oh! Oh! Sleeping!
Bus? Bus? After? Game? Oh!
It's too much of a hard-on for him right now!
But is he trying to find a position where he can sleep at any time?
Where is the husband going?
I want to sleep by myself for a while!
Can I say it? Can I say it?
Oh!
Oh...
Oh, big...
No! No!
No!
Oh, beautiful massage!
No, no, no!
Ah, it hurts, hurts, hurts!
No!
No, no, no!
Ow, ow, ow!
Well, well...
Ah, game, game...
Game?
- Game, game! - Game?
- Oh, girl! - Oh, better sleep!
- Oh, my! - Not too young!
- OK! - OK!
- OK, 3 hours! - 30 minutes?!
- Oh! - 1 to 3 hours!
- 3 hours?! - 3 hours?!
- No! Japanese janken! You know?
- I win at sleep, you win at game! OK? - OK!
- Jankenpon! - Oh!
- We won!
- Oh, sleep! Sleep!
- 20 minutes! - No!
- 20? 20 minutes? 20 minutes only?! OK!
- 20 minutes only! - Thank you! - After! Sleep properly!
- I'm going to sleep!
- Oh! Game! Oh! 1 o'clock!
- Why?!
- No! Promise! Promise!
- Your mistake! - No, no! Together! No! Together, no!
- OK, you...
- Finally slept! Many of you!
Are you satisfied?
Somehow you look tired.
Well, good night.
Like this, Imada slept at 1.30 am.
And one night passed.
Alif, Sai, were you satisfied?
Good morning.
It was a good night.
And they helped us a lot.
So we were very happy.
I don't have a picture anymore.
Good night.
Goodbye.
Today's game is called "Drunken Traveler Batakkyuu!"
Tonight's game is...
Both teams will stand in front of the rotating door,
and three people will stand behind it.
The other team will guess who will come out next and call their name.
If the door rotates and hits the target, you get one point.
The team that gets three points first wins.
We're not young, but let's do our best!
Hey! Don't say that!
We're still young!
Your team is even worse!
Oh, right. We're young, too.
You three are the same age.
We're the youngest.
We're still young.
You're the oldest!
You're the only one older than me!
Let's start the first round!
The team is first.
Let's start!
You!
Are you okay?
Yu, are you okay?
Are you okay?
What?
You're taking Yu again?
These guys!
It's so hot!
It's still bad, isn't it?
Yeah.
I'm still in the first place.
But it doesn't feel good when it's bad.
If I were in second place, I'd be in first place.
Are you okay?
Since Yu is still alive,
I'd be in second place.
You're still in first place, right?
Yeah.
I'm losing my confidence.
On the second round of the third round,
I'm in first place!
Mr. Higashino!
Damn it!
Now, it's the third round.
Yeah!
Do your best!
I'm doing it!
I'll do my best!
Yeah!
Let's go! Go for the third round!
"Itao Sheep"!
I don't like this!
Don't make it a rally!
I want to do a rally, but it's too much!
It's hard for me to come out.
It's hard for me to be quiet.
Next!
If I don't come out, I don't know which team will win.
Fourth round!
Yes!
Let's win!
Yes!
Fourth round!
Go!
Fourth round!
It's no use if you don't come out!
I know!
Look at me!
But no matter how many times you do it...
Just once.
Just once?
Don't change your mind!
Just once, without a script.
Just...
It's not a rally, but...
I see.
Hamada!
[Music]
(Laughter)
Oh, thank you, Dad.
(Laughter)
No, actually, I've been looking for you for a long time.
Oh, yes, yes.
I don't know what to say.
(Laughter)
I was just waiting for you to find me.
(Laughter)
Teacher, am I a cowardly man?
(Laughter)
No, no, it's not like that.
Don't think of it like that.
Really?
Yes.
Actually, I have a little business in this old bookstore, too.
Oh, really?
In the old days, surprisingly, there was no star's mood.
(Laughter)
I'm interested in it. I'm embarrassed.
No, no, you're a man.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Anyone can do that.
Are you a teacher?
No, I'm just looking for a good book.
Oh, really?
Yes.
How is your son doing?
Oh, your son?
No, well, I'm fine with other education, but English is a little worse.
English?
Yes.
It's my fault.
(Music)
Actually, this New Year's Eve, I went out for the first time alone.
At that time, I was carving a fired watermelon into the sleeves of a young girl.
(Laughter)
Maybe my son will...
(Laughter)
Dad, I don't think so.
Really?
It's not like English is worse.
(Laughter)
Everything is worse.
I see.
Then it can't be...
It's my fault.
No, teacher.
Actually, I'm in the middle of a trial right now.
(Laughter)
In my neighborhood's vacant lot, a young woman was stabbed in the leg.
Since then, my name has been removed from the blacklist.
Of course, I claim not guilty, but my initial muffler came out of the scene.
I think I might be guilty.
Maybe my son did it...
That's bad.
Even if that's the case, I don't think my English will improve.
You're right.
Then, could it be...
...that the bookshelf in this bookstore...
...has a picture of Sherry in it?
Sherry?
Yes. It's unexpected, but it's a nude picture.
It doesn't matter.
Wait a minute. I'll go and take a look.
No, dad, it has nothing to do with Sherry.
Manager, where's Sherry?!
Um, I'm going now.
Teacher! There's something about Matsuoka...
I don't think it has anything to do with Matsuoka.
Wait a minute!
Um, I'm going now, too. Excuse me.
Teacher! Teacher!
It's Mitsuru Adachi's masterpiece, "Miyuki"!
Teacher...
Hello!
Today, my dream has finally come true!
I'm going to have an auto-challenger ride me!
I'm an insta-raptor fighter!
Nice to meet you!
You're an insta-raptor, aren't you?
I'm an insta-raptor.
Oh! An auto-challenger is going to ride me!
If you're there, I'd like you to show up right away.
Are you coming?
You're not an auto-challenger, are you?
No, I'm not.
Oh, I see.
Since it's your first time, I don't think you know anything.
Let me first ask you what you're going to eat for lunch after this.
Excuse me, but...
Yes, what is it?
Can you explain?
You have to ask me that first, okay?
Just say "beef" or "chicken".
What?
Just say "beef" or "chicken".
Yes, "chicken"!
Yes.
Yes, "beef".
Yes, "beef", okay?
Yes.
Would you like some coffee?
Can you make ice milk tea or something like that?
I can't make ice milk tea today.
No, "milk tea".
"Milk tea".
What would you like?
Ice coffee.
That's enough, okay?
I can't go on like this anymore.
I can't ask you that again.
Um, Auto Challenger...
Um...
If you really want me to go on...
Right?
If you really want me to go on Auto Challenger...
Think about it.
There will be fish.
Yes.
There will be fish friends.
Right?
Is there anyone like that?
Right?
What about it?
No, there isn't.
There isn't.
I won't say it anymore!
There aren't any fish friends!
Please say it!
Yes.
Well, I think you all have a lot of questions you don't know about.
Let's take some questions.
Um, please ask me anything.
Yes.
So you don't get hurt.
Yes.
Yes, yes.
The question is whether you are honest or not.
If you are honest, you can ride it.
The young man will come to you again and again.
Hey! The young man will come to you from over there!
Hey, you bastard!
Hey!
Yes.
Please know that!
Yes, others!
Yes.
Everyone is men today, but is it okay for women too?
Hey, women! Women have been here until now!
Yes.
Because there are women, the motorcycle is parked here now.
Please remember this.
One more thing from now on.
Don't think it's natural for a parent to be alive forever!
I've heard of it.
To put it in order, fathers and mothers die first!
Yes.
This is a complete fact!
Please protect it!
Why are you laughing? Stop it!
Don't worry about it.
Why are you raising your hand?
Don't laugh.
What?
Don't laugh.
You are laughing too!
There are times when it's really funny to be an instructor!
Don't raise your hand!
Is it okay?
Hurry up and tell me the truth!
Is it okay?
Oh, is it?
Yes.
Then I will go.
Yes.
Please don't rush too much.
Yes.
Okay?
Auto-salinger.
There are various ways of riding, but for women, please put this air plasma over here.
Yes.
Okay?
For men, please put the air plasma over here.
That's it!
Please protect it!
Yes.
Well, that's it.
Well, really...
You bastard!
What?
You're wearing very thin clothes.
What's wrong with you?
Teacher, you stand up and you're like this.
Go home, you!
No, go home!
What's wrong with you?
Go home!
No, teacher, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Why?
Why can't you do it properly?
Well, then...
Um...
Mr. Ozuki will ride it now.
Hey!
Make sure you don't get hurt.
If you get hurt, we'll get angry.
Yes.
What?
Why don't you answer me?
What?
No, I...
Yes, it's my personal opinion, so I'll just watch it.
Yes.
Okay?
If you don't know anything, ask me.
Yes, yes.
Yes.
Teacher!
Did you just cut me off?
Teacher, are you okay?
I was surprised.
Are you okay?
Teacher...
What are you doing?
I told you not to do it.
Teacher...
That was really uncool!
You scared me!
Go home!
No, I'm sorry!
Go home, you!
Is it okay for me to ride it?
Even though I'm wearing thin clothes.
Is it okay?
Make sure you don't get hurt.
Yes.
Right?
He's getting angry.
Who should go first?
Let's talk about the features first.
Please remember the parts.
Yes, yes.
Is there anything you're interested in?
The lever.
This is an excrement lever.
Yes.
Excrement.
Non-excrement.
Please remember this.
What do you do with it?
What happens if you do it?
What is it?
What happens if you do it?
It will be excrement.
No, we're amateurs.
First of all, non-excrement for beginners.
Yes, yes.
Is there anything else?
What is this ring here?
What?
This ring.
Oh, it's a pyramid.
It's a pyramid.
You can't touch the pyramid!
Electricity will come!
You can see the ambulance's electricity coming in!
Don't look at it like that!
It's dangerous!
It will short-circuit!
Right?
So, uh, this...
Uh...
This is an excrement lever.
And...
This...
We don't need this right now!
Get out of here!
What's wrong with you?
I'm leaving.
Oh, that's nice.
Is there anything else?
Anything else?
No, there's nothing else, right?
No, there's nothing else.
Then we'll go right away.
Please take care of us.
Yes.
Well, let's go.
Please get in!
Yes, do your best.
Please get in.
Yes, get in.
Be careful, okay?
Be careful with your greetings, okay?
Yes, sir!
Be careful with your greetings, okay?
Then I'll go first.
No, you won't!
Nice to meet you, sir.
Okay, everyone! What's your name?
Hamada-san.
Hamada-san will ride it, so watch out for him, okay?
Okay, Hamada-san, can I ride it again?
Can I ride it again?
Okay, good luck!
Good luck!
Okay, take a fighting pose!
Take a fighting pose!
Put your revolver wherever you like.
Will you do it?
Yes, sir!
Then I'll do it like this.
You'll start when you lose, okay?
Yes, sir!
Okay, let's go!
Don't touch it until I say so, okay?
Yes, sir!
It's 20,000 volts.
It's 200,000 volts.
Okay, let's go!
Yes, sir!
Can you do it?
Yes, sir!
Hold it tight, okay?
Yes, sir!
I'll do it!
Can you do it?
I'll do it!
You've ridden it before, haven't you?!
What?!
Of course I have!