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TOKAGE
Tokage! Aren't you coming out?!
Tokage! Tokage!
Tokage-san?!
There's also a hot okonomiyaki soup!
Get up! Get up, guys! Get up!
Tokage!
Um... Tokage-san, is something wrong?
Isn't that Muritsuko?
No, it's nothing.
It's been like this since yesterday.
He hasn't come out of the garage since yesterday.
That's right.
Uncle! Uncle!
Give me back this! Give me back this!
I gave you back the computer.
Now we're even.
Tokage-san, you can have it back.
But I gave you the money...
Isn't that your love?
Is that so?
I'm in trouble...
Did something happen to Tokage-san?
No, it's fine.
It's been like this since yesterday.
I wish it continued like this every day.
That's right!
But if you say it's fine...
Our George is a one-pack, so he has a lot of stamina.
And even in American school, he's a quarterback.
So for a playmate, it might be like...
He has a lot of strength and he's like "easy, man!"
You might not know.
Tokage, come on!
You're mean!
What are you doing?
Uncle!
I was wrong!
Even if it's just for one day...
I can't exchange games with you!
Games are fun, of course.
But games...
They won't laugh with me.
They won't scold me when I do bad things!
That's when I thought...
I want you to come back!
I want you to be my father!
So come out!
Be my father and hug me!
Uncle!
I don't like it!
This is funny!
What? What?
Look at me!
What?
Honey!
What's wrong?
You look different!
You're right, my head is different.
That means my buttocks are definitely different!
Maybe!
Let's see your buttocks one more time before we go home!
Hurry up!
Come on!
But your buttocks haven't changed!
They haven't changed much!
But it's funny!
Honey!
I'll watch it again!
I'll watch it again! Stop it!
Honey!
Uncle!
Honey!
Uncle!
Honey!
This program is sponsored by...
Rossini!
Hello!
By the way, everyone...
Yes!
It's dark, but...
But...
It's really scary.
Scary.
Scary!
I don't want to talk much.
Why not?
What did Team White do?
Okay, everyone!
One by one, okay?
Okay!
We're going to ride this boat.
Oh!
Okay?
Yes!
As you get on...
It's fast!
A problem will...
Yes!
If you're not correct, you'll fall over.
Scary!
It's scary!
Okay!
Let's go!
Calculation problem!
What is it?
Six times...
Six is...
Thirty-six...
Thirty-six times six...
(Screaming)
It's so scary!
I feel like I'm going to pass out.
Hey, what's that?
If you're with me, you'll fly away, won't you?
You'll fly away.
But I didn't have any intention of answering you from the second half.
If you can see me like that, you don't have to do anything.
Your back looks like you've calmed down.
Alright, who's next?
Ryoko!
Alright, Ryoko.
Ryoko!
Go for it!
Question!
Name five baseball tools.
That's lame!
This is easy!
Bat!
Gloves!
Wait, wait!
Ball!
Ball! Ball!
Two!
Two more!
Base! Base!
(Sound of water)
I'm being eaten now!
(Sound of water)
Now, now, do your best!
I'll do my best!
What is your problem now?
Problem!
(Sound of drum)
Keep repeating "shiritori" five times!
Now, now, do your best!
(Sound of drum)
Diamond!
Still, still, still!
(Sound of drum)
Diamond!
Um... Diamond!
(Sound of applause and cheers)
Diamond!
(Sound of engine)
That second one is no good!
That's right.
Diamond! Take it!
(Sound of applause and cheers)
That's not good.
It says China on it.
(Sound of applause and cheers)
Let's go!
Prana's problem is...
Question!
Name five jewels.
(Sound of drums)
Maya's problem is...
Sabaya!
Mubi!
(Sound of drums)
(Sound of applause and cheers)
Amejisto!
(Sound of applause and cheers)
What's up with you, mother?
What's up with you?
I was a little surprised when you said "amejisto" out of your mouth.
I knew it.
Amejisto!
You shouldn't have said it, Yuu.
You shouldn't have said it here.
Now, let's go, Team Hamada.
Yuu's question is...
Question!
Give up all your power in Shikoku.
I know this one.
Yuu!
You!
Tokushima!
Kochi!
Saga, over there!
Tokushima...
Saga!
(Sound of applause and cheers)
All right, two questions left.
I'm counting on you, Kanna.
(Sound of applause and cheers)
I can't do it anymore.
I'm so scared.
I should have done it first and just dropped it.
Now, Team Matsumoto.
Itou's question is...
Question!
Give up seven words for Tsukkomi.
Words for Tsukkomi?
What are you talking about?
You idiot!
Whatever you say...
I can't do it with you anymore.
Correct!
I can't do it anymore!
Huh?
Then, Higashino-san's problem is...
Problem!
Give three of Spielberg's works!
"Encounter with Mist"!
"Indie Jungle"!
Go!
I knew it!
I'm so scared!
I can't stand it!
I think you know it.
I'm sweating!
If I continue like this, it will be better if someone digs me.
That's right.
Let's go!
Where?
You have a bad attitude!
Hey you!
I'm so scared!
Let's go!
Team Matsumo and...
I'm so scared!
Matsumo-san's problem is...
Problem!
Give three of animals' words!
I knew it!
What's that?
What are you doing?
Are you a college student or what?
Are you in a national college or what?
I'm the only one who can say it.
You can say whatever you like, can't you?
No, you can't!
It's not like there's an animal in it.
You can say at least one of them.
Like, "if only a dog walked."
You can't say one of them without thinking about it.
That's right.
What was that?
Write it down.
If only this part of the fish wasn't blue, it would have been fine.
How long will it take?
I like it.
How long will it take to repaint it?
I wish you'd thought about it a little more.
Sit down!
You've dragged me for so long.
Oh, I'm scared!
Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
What's that?
Is it really there?
Everyone...
Ouch, ouch, ouch! There's a nail in it!
Hey, hey, hey!
I just brought it.
Okay, let's go.
Matsumoto-san's problem is...
Question!
What is the name of the J.League team?
Oh, this one!
This is...
You know at least one of them, don't you?
Say one of them!
One more!
Um... Belti and Kawasaki.
Belti, yes!
Gamba and Osaka.
Which one?
Get in!
Belti...
Belti!
Belti! Belti!
Write down the question!
Is that monster really...
Made by...
Is it made by someone?
Yes, it is!
Oh, that's why!
That's OK!
I'm not good at it!
I really thought so!
Hey! Hey!
That's OK! It's fake!
I misunderstood!
I thought it was real!
It's OK! It's OK!
It's fake!
I'm scared!
It's OK!
Well, then...
Let's get started!
What is Masumoto Shun's question?
Question!
Name three famous people in Matsumoto.
Don't give me a hug!
Matsumoto Hiro!
Matsumoto Seicho!
Matsumoto...
I don't know!
Matsumoto...
You're getting ugly! You're getting ugly!
I can't thank you enough!
Now, let's go!
Higashino, do your best!
Yes!
Now, Team Hamada!
Higashino's problem is...
Problem!
Give Yoshimoto five jokes!
Give me five!
Sorry for disturbing you!
Give me five!
What happened at the end?
I don't know.
Team Matsumoto...
Hong Kong's problem is...
Problem!
Say "pretty" in Japanese.
"Pretty" in Japanese?
"Pretty"?
P...
I...
J...
L...
R...
I don't know!
So, Team Hamada has Yuu and Team Matsumoto has Matsumoto.
If Yuu doesn't do his best...
He'll die!
I'm not going anywhere!
I'll leave it to you.
Let's go!
Team Hamada, go!
Yuu's question is...
Question!
What is the 18th letter of the alphabet?
I'm sorry.
I'm surprised.
This is serious.
I'm sorry. I was impatient.
I'm surprised.
Stop it!
Well...
Let's go.
Team Hazumoto.
Really?
What is it?
No, it's like...
Wait!
What is it?
Nothing.
Really?
What is it?
I won't tell you.
You won't tell me?
Sit down!
Okay!
Sit down!
Well...
What?
I'll ask you a question.
Okay.
Do you have a fax?
You'll see it later.
Do you have a lot of them?
Support fax.
Do you have a lot of support faxes?
Please tell us.
I'm really impatient.
I know.
But...
Do you have a request?
What is it?
It's a nostalgic part!
Hurry up and sit down!
You've been doing it a lot, haven't you?
Matsumoto-san's problem is...
Problem!
Think about...
Oh, this, this!
What is it?
This, this!
Think about it!
Oh, this is important!
Oh, this, this!
What is it?
It's a holiday!
It's not a holiday!
Is it a holiday?
Wait, wait!
You're crazy!
Comedians don't have a holiday!
Just listen to him!
Hurry up and sit down!
Let's go!
The problem of Matsumoto-san and Matsumoto-san's problem is...
problem
Give five of the seven lucky people a name.
I do not know such a thing at all.
Benchan
Fuku60
Ebisu
Is it a bike?
Did you fall in front of you?
No, you've definitely fallen in front of you.
Oh!
Finally!
Finally it was eaten!
Yes, the only one left is Yuu-san!
Which means...
Team Hamada wins!
What?
It's blue!
Blue!
You know...
It's the first time I've ever been here!
What do you mean?
It's the first time I've ever been born!
No one pushed me to come here!
But I came here!
Scary!
It's blue!
Anyway...
It's been a while...
Yes!
Anyway...
That was "Gym Fight"!
It's such a nice day...
Let's go for a walk!
Woof woof!
What are you doing?!
Don't underestimate me!
Who are you?!
You don't know who I am?!
Wait...
I'm Takeshi Tsuji!
Who are you?!
I'm Takeshi Tsuji, and I'm really fast at making rings!
Come over here!
Wait...
You wore swimwear yesterday, didn't you?!
Swimwear...
Polo sweatshirt!
Yes, I wore swimwear!
You were sitting in the front row from the first match!
Yes, I was!
Tsuji Takeshi!
Tsuji Takeshi, who faced Dick and Lacey in the first match!
Dick...
Dick and Lacey...
Dick...
Oh...
That person...
You...
Tsuji, that's right!
But you know who Dick is, but you don't know who Tsuji Takeshi is?!
What?!
That's not true!
What?!
Am I not attractive?!
I'm really sorry...
I don't remember...
You're making fun of me, aren't you?!
That's not true!
Hurry up and bring me my phone!
Your phone...
Your phone!
Hurry up!
Whoa!
- Here you are, Tsuji. - Oh, good, good.
Tsuji Quiz!
What does pro wrestler Tsuji Takeshi do with this telephone book?
Make your choice!
- Choice! - Number one!
Telephone book! Break this thick telephone book!
- Yes! - Number two!
Break this thick telephone book!
I'll make the call!
Number three!
Two choices!
- Two choices! - Two choices!
- Which is number one or number two? - Um...
- Number one! - Huh? Do you think you can do it?
- But it's difficult... - The correct answer is number one!
I'll try!
So this is my power!
Oh no! This is Tsuji Takeshi's power!
Where is our Pest?
I don't know! I'm going to kill you now!
Don't ask me anymore!
I'm going to kill you with 50,000 people!
Takechi!
What are you doing?
Dick!
Stop it!
Don't!
You can't do whatever Dick says!
Takechi, don't do it!
Takechi!
You can't come in here!
Stop it!
I don't care!
I don't care about the law!
You idiot! I'm not pulling your hair!
Stop it!
I'm pulling it because you told me to!
What do you want?
I won't forgive you!
I won't forgive you, woman of this house!
You're underestimating our pro-wrestling!
I can't help it!
There are people like you!
What do you want?
Don't try to trick me!
I'm not trying to trick you!
I can't help it!
Wait a minute!
Excuse me!
Um...
Can we talk for a second?
I'm sorry.
Not yet.
I'm sorry.
Um...
I don't think Take-chan will calm down.
So...
Um...
Let me show you a trick.
Can you show me?
Why do you want me to show you a trick?
See?
If you don't cry, you won't get hit.
That makes sense.
People who can do it are pros!
People who can see it are pros!
People who can stop it are pros!
There's no need for failure!
See?
People who can tighten themselves up can also weaken themselves.
People who can run fast can also walk.
Isn't that enough?
Yes.
Right?
Take-chan, what is it?
Tsuchisaka.
Nice to meet you!
Tsuchisaka! Tsuchisaka! Tsuchisaka!
Tsuchisaka is angry! Tsuchisaka is angry! Tsuchisaka!
Hey! Take-chan!
Hey! Hey!
I'm sorry.
You're ugly again, Kubota.
I'm sorry, Kubota!
I'm really sorry!
I'm sorry!
"NINE GETS"!
Tonight, four players who dream of winning one game in a row...
...have gathered here in Hong Kong Palace.
Welcome, everyone, to my Hong Kong Island!
Now, for everyone who has gathered here tonight...
...we have prepared these products for you!
These products...
Tonight's products...
...in addition to the gifts that each of the four players wished for...
...we have also prepared snowmobiles for eye- catching products.
What is this?
This looks interesting.
This is interesting, but what if we win?
What should we do?
Where should we destroy it?
What should we do?
Where should we destroy such a thing?
Nine Get is a game in which you can get 15 kinds of product cards in 5 different colors,
a Lupin card of the same color, and a Super Lupin card.
The game starts with 9 cards in your hand.
If you collect 3 or more of the same product cards and open all of them, you win.
If you win, you get that product card.
Let's do it.
First game.
Let's do it.
Come on!
Hamada has 3 Hechimas in his hand.
It looks like he'll use the blue Lupin card as a point.
Endo has 3 Headphones and a Lupin card, so it's an advantageous hand.
Kazama has 2 Zenjido Mahjong cards that he wanted, but is it a little difficult?
If Shohei uses the red Lupin card and makes 3 cards of the same color, he's in first place.
I'll take it!
Huh? Wait a minute...
This is an almighty Super Lupin card that you can use for anything.
If you use this as a golf club card, you'll be in first place.
If you play Zenjido Mahjong for 24 hours, you'll be in first place.
- How about this? - I'll put it in, then.
- Okay. - Endo puts this 645 in and opens it.
- Let's see if it worked. - I'll put out the headphones, too.
He opens the headphones, too.
- Now, Endo, you have your winning card for 24 hours, but... - I can tell you're crying.
- That's right. Scooter. - He cut the scooter well.
- Scooter. - What he pulled out is... an arm watch.
- This one, too, has a 24-hour waiting period, but... - He cut the arm watch.
- That's rude. - What?
- Now, Kazama, how about you? - This is... a hard arm watch.
- That's terrible, isn't it? - Now, Shohei, you have one card left.
- It's clogged. - What?
- Really? - I know.
- Is... is it over?
- This... this is ridiculous! - This is brilliant!
- With a strong pull, it's over in one shot! - Really?!
- Thank you very much! - Thank you!
- Hamada and Endo, who usually have their Lupin cards left, will have the same face as Ryuku Hong Kong in their penalty game "Hong Kong Tape".
- Oh, it's ringing. - What is it?
- It's ringing. - What is it?
- Second game!
- Oh, this pull...
- Here we go!
- Now, Shohei, you have one card left!
- What? It's clogged? - It's clogged!
- Really? - It's over in one shot!
- What is this? - This is terrible!
- Third game!
- Rock Club's grudge... - Rock Club's grudge...
- Rock!
- It's over! - It's over!
- Kazama, with a powerful long call!
- With a strong pull of Hong Kong Tape, it's over in one shot!
- Beef!
- Snowmobile!
- Oh, come on!
- 24 hours!
- Okay!
- It's Tsumore!
- It can't be!
- It's Tsumore!
- Is it over?
- It's over!
- Oh, it's over!
- Hamada!
- Yes, yes!
- What's wrong?
- I'm sorry!
- You're only competing with luck!
- Come on, use your brains!
- FINAL GAME
- Come on!
- Two of Shouhei's best cards are in three pairs.
- Will it go up early again?
- As you can see, Kazama's long-cherished Mahjong deck is a little far away.
- Endo's cards are splendidly scattered.
- This is also unusual.
- Hamada has three Lupin cards.
- If you do it well, you can expect a super-fast win.
- Here I go!
- Okay!
- Shouhei!
- With a sudden strong draw, he has three Itameshi cards.
- My headphones...
- Endo!
- What did you draw?
- A PUFF TV.
- Even with this, you can't make a single pair.
- All right, come on!
- Hamada has a blue diet food.
- He made a pair!
- Huh? He cut it off!
- You made a mistake!
- Ah!
- Ah, what is it?!
- The studio is shaking!
- The blue Lupin card can be used as a diet food of the same color,
- so you can't cut it off!
- I wouldn't put it together like that!
- Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
- I wouldn't put it together like that!
- He's pretty angry.
- But it's true that you made a mistake!
- No, no!
- No, I didn't make a mistake!
- A 24-hour bath.
- Ah!
- Now, Hamada has moved!
- I hope the flow will change with this...
- Ah!
- You know, Eragon?
- Ah!
This promotional work is a great success!
In the end, you can't give up your Lupin card and go up,
so here, if you give up your blue Lupin card and go to the golf club, you can go up!
Oops! Are you going to cut that one?
That's not going to happen!
Now you're going up slower!
Still, Hamada continues to make painful mistakes!
Has he not noticed this mistake yet?
Oops! Another Lupin card!
Now, what will you do?
What's going on?
Did you go in and get it?
You're amazing!
Am I amazing?
Hey, hey, hey!
Am I amazing?
What are you going to do?
If you think calmly, you have no choice but to cut your Lupin card here!
What's going on?
Wait a minute, okay?
According to the rules, cutting your Lupin card at the end and going up and opening three Lupin cards at once are prohibited!
For that reason, even if you have more than one Lupin card, you will only go up slower and you will have no way of using it!
Hello!
I don't know!
Oh, I see!
This is the most dangerous, isn't it?
That's right!
If you throw this away, what are you three old men going to do?
Old men!
Lupin!
But now you're going to throw it away.
Isn't it Lupin?
Lupin!
Here we go!
Is it that dangerous?
It's dangerous.
Now!
Other players can also throw it, but...
No one is moving!
Are you happy?
Oh, come on!
The umbrella hasn't reached the reach yet either!
Well, you know...
Lupin!
We're four brothers now!
No way!
I admire you!
You have quite a lot of relatives!
Lupin!
Now, today's top notch merchandise!
This is also a good place!
If you throw away 64, you'll have to wait for snowmobiles!
Give it back! 64!
And today's top notch merchandise is...
There are snowmobiles! You have to be careful!
So this is safe...
Everyone's talking about it!
Yeah, you have to be patient!
It's like a saying, "If you don't do it, you can't do it!"
Oh, yeah!
Wow, it's a golf club!
If you did it normally, you'd be able to do it...
But it's too late!
And since you can't throw away your Lupin card and do it...
You have to make a big change!
And the game is over!
Hamada's hand goes up when he gets beef!
On the other hand, this is Kazama!
Headphones waiting for you!
Shohei is waiting for a snowmobile!
And Endo still has a long way to go!
Thank you for your hard work!
Now, if he gets beef, it's over, but...
Too bad!
You have to put it in front of you, like on TV!
If you leave diet food...
Both beef and diet food can come up!
To do that, you have to cut off your headphones!
Headphones are Kazama's winning card!
Let's go!
Hmm? Are you going to throw it away?!
Come on!
Hurry up and throw it away!
I'm getting excited!
Come on!
I got it! I got it!
I'm getting excited!
Ah! Banjicus!
Ah! Wait a minute!
Huh?!
I knew it!
What is this?!
Did you change it?!
Four!
One!
Two!
Three!
Four!
Hamada stepped on a dangerous place!
Which one is it?!
Hamada-kun!
That's it!
Ah, it's killing me!
Next up is Kazama who didn't get it right!
What did he get?!
Huh?!
Tuna?!
Oops! It's beef!
Hamada's winning card!
What will you do, Kazama?!
I got about ten of them.
You didn't get ten?!
I knew it!
You idiot!
Yes!
Hamada won the final game.
Hamada did his best in the last minute and got a 24-hour bike bath and beef bath.
Kazama couldn't get the all-automated car he was aiming for, but he got a snowmobile.
Shohei got a golf club, perfect tv, headphones, diet foods and Italian food.
Endo, who participated with confidence, couldn't get anything.
I practiced a lot.
I'm tired.
I wish I could go over there and make friends as soon as possible.
Yeah.
Grandpa!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
Grandpa!
Stop the car!
Grandpa!
Stop the car!
Grandpa!
More! More! Grandpa!
More! A little more!
Grandpa!
Excuse me!
Grandpa!
Yuu-kun! Yuu-kun!
Yes! Yes!
Isn't this a program called "Asia Taro"?
Um...
It's about a guy who speaks Osaka dialect...
Isn't it funny?
Oh...
Um...
Of course it's a program about anyone and anything!
Is that how it is now?
Um...
Hello! Hello!
Welcome! Thank you!
This way, please. Oh, this way?
Yes, please! Hello!
Hello! Um...
Oh, I can't say it!
Do your best!
Hey, say "taco boy"!
Me?
Hey, say it!
The leader doesn't say it!
Do your best, Mr. Zou!
Um...
Can you lend me some money?
Of course! Here you go!
Thank you!
Can you write your name here?
Um...
Everyone calls me "Mr. Zou"...
Um...
Maybe you should write your real name...
Um...
Yes...
Excuse me for a moment.
What is it? You're nervous, aren't you?
What's wrong with you?
You're going to get in trouble, aren't you?
Excuse me for a moment.
Oh, I see.
Go home! Go home!
- What are you doing? - What?
- What is it? - You borrowed money from someone, didn't you?
- I didn't say it was a lot of money. - It's not a big or small problem.
If you borrow money from someone, you can't pay it back. I'll kill you! Go home!
- Don't say you'll kill me. - I'm scared.
- Where did you come from? - Well...
- What is it? - What is it?
- I'll tell you. - You will? - Yes. - I don't care.
For now, I won't lend you money. Go home!
- Well, I don't know... - You know what? - Yes?
- Usually, people who live in places like this don't come to you for money. - I see.
- Think about it. - Don't talk to me. - Think about it!
- Don't talk to me! - What's wrong with you?
You're an adult, aren't you? You're an adult, aren't you?
- Huh? - Yes. - If you come to a place like this, you shouldn't ask for money.
- Huh? Do you have money? - Well...
- Actually, we're making our debut... - You don't know!
- In Honmoku...
- We're a band called "Fushagoya". - Thank you.
- We're a band called "Fushagoya". - We're already famous.
- Oh, right! Let's sing a song! - That's a good idea.
- Let's sing a song! - That's a good idea. - Let's sing a song!
- We have some very famous songs... - Hey, wait a minute!
- Let me borrow your song for a moment! - Don't underestimate me!
- We're already famous. - We're already famous.
- If you listen to our song, you'll understand. - Please, listen to it!
- What song do you want us to sing? - What song do you want us to sing?
- We have a lot of songs. - What song do you want us to sing?
- "Call me". - We have a song called "Call me".
- But it's a very exciting song... - Go home!
- Wait a minute! - We have a library.
- We have a library. We have a library.
- Well, we have a library, a coin laundry shop, and a bunch of other things...
- We also have something called "father". - This doesn't matter!
- We don't need any of these things! - Wait a minute...
- We don't have to listen to you! - No, we don't...
- No, we don't want to know what you're saying! - Okay, let's go to my father's.
- Father? - Father? - Let's go to my father's.
- Go home! You're so busy! - Sorry...
- Sorry. - Huh?
You're not supposed to do that.
Well, it's a skit, so I guess it's fine.
Well, Dad, nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you, too. - You're sitting down?
Sorry.
It hurts already. I'll do it properly. I'll do it properly. I'll do it properly.
One, two, three, four...
Has Dad forgotten it already?
Have you seen it before?
No, I haven't.
Why did Dad hit the little boy?
About me
Hey, hey, hey, old man
Old man, you've got more white hair
Old man, you're a little angry
Hey, hey, hey, old man
That's my toothbrush
Old man, you were riding a horse again
Old man, you've got more shoulders
Old man, old man
Thank you
Write down how to make dad's miso soup
Go home!
Ouch!
I said it hurts a little!
Yes
What's with this reaction?
What is it?
I don't know!
What's with this reaction?
It looks like it hurts your heart
It looks painful
What could it be?
I hate this game
It's VR and you can go to the golf course
Hey, I'm sorry
I'm going to do it for real, but I'm going to aim for it
Oh, go ahead
Look, look
It's no good
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