AISubs v3.5
In 1991, December 8, at 8 pm, "Downtown's Box" was aired for the first time.
Since then, the number of broadcasts has exceeded 200 and exceeded 5 years.
The program's planning has reached many countries, including Hamada Matsumoto and regular characters.
The content has also changed year after year.
To commemorate our five-year breakthrough and to make the program more enjoyable in the future,
we created "Downtown's Box", an official guidebook.
Tonight, we will first show you what it looks like.
Wait, Murase! I'm going to kill you!
Make sure you do "vroom"!
whistle
whimper
You don't say anything!
It can't be helped! Dad, there were bullets left, so I pushed it away.
Talk!
Dad!
Please select a card.
[Screams and Laughter]
[Music]
Now, please come out and put it on for her.
Now, it's on!
- I'll make it in time. - Yes, you will!
Girl! It's on!
[Music]
[Screams and Laughter]
[Music]
[Whistle Blows]
Hamada serves!
Now, it's Hamada's team who's waiting for the ball.
Will he call for a side juice?
The team is waiting for it!
There's a slow rally going on.
Higashino raises the toss!
Itawa returns it!
Hamada tosses!
Hamada...
Shoots!
Is it decided?
No, it's a nice receive by Higashino!
He returns it! He returns it!
It's a good game!
Both teams are using up their energy,
but it's good to say it's a fierce battle!
Now, it's a nose-to-nose fight!
Will it be decided?
No, it's not decided!
It's not decided!
Nice receive!
Oh, both teams are mixing up their receives!
Now, will it be caught?
It's connected!
Great team play!
And...
Hamada returns it!
He returns it!
The team is still tense!
Hamada returns it!
He returns it!
Great team play!
Oh, what's going on?!
He doesn't return it!
7-7!
Finally, the team has returned to the game with Hamada!
You're already like this?
What is it?
It's messed up!
What is it?
Wait a minute!
Did you quit?
This is absolutely impossible!
Let's go!
I really thought I could win!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry! It's really impossible!
It's messed up!
Really?
You can't get in! You can't get in!
You can't get in!
- What are you looking for? - Wait a minute! Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
- Excuse me! Excuse me! - What is it?
You have a lot of pain! You're amazing!
That's great! That's great for you!
Sanzai Festival
Sanzai Festival! Let's go!
Wait!
It's not like the one you did before.
[Music]
This program is brought to you by Kobayashi Pharmaceutical,
T&G, and Nisshin Foods.
Fire!
The flower of Kai is in full bloom!
Meguppe, fire!
Doryoshi!
Doraemon, fire!
Switch on!
Wait!
Alright, finish him off!
And then...
Stop it!
Wait!
It's not easy!
Hey!
One more time!
In order to protect the flower...
I will do anything!
Transform!
Why do you transform in the same way?
Huh?
Where did he go?
I'm here!
Where are you?
I'm Genkuman!
Bad boy, Megu!
Ken!
TENGA!
When you sleep in bed, your body is already sticky!
Abothan!
What are you doing over there?!
You've been trapped!
TENGA!
Hurry up!
Aho Aho Jackets!
This summer...
...we'll win with Aho Aho Jackets!
But if...
...we make a new monster?
What's his name?
Monster...
...or...
...monster...
OINARIHAN!
Oinarihan...
...what a reliable name!
Our attack is still going strong!
Oinarihan!
What's going on?
Attack!
W-what's going on?
Why?
What's going on?!
Hey, Oinarihan!
Kuranoka!
Akarenjai!
Kirenjai!
Akarenjai!
Kirenjai!
Kounzorotsuru!
Gorenjai!
Hangon!
Tojinjaru!
R-woman!
Kyoupaishachan!
Dorifiru!
Korogara!
Kouzen!
Akira!
Asama!
Gajebin!
Gurenanyoro!
Torisorotte!
Korenjai!
We draw in evil power!
We draw in justice with willpower!
We are...
...Hoka's...
...Electromagnetic Acrobats!
We...
...are...
...here...
...to...
...protect...
...justice!
(laughter)
Let's start with the first one!
The third one!
I might die!
I'm sorry!
The second one!
Be quiet!
I'll take it off!
What?
I'll take it off!
Will you?
I'll take it off!
Will you?
It hurts!
I'll take it off!
What? What? Are you naked?
Naked! I'll take it off!
I'll take it off!
You're ugly!
It hurts!
Can't you take it off?
The third one!
How many do you want?
Goodbye!
This is the last one!
First of all...
The first one!
It hurts!
Oh, it's the worst!
Major! You're not a major, so stand in front of me!
Major, stop it!
Major!
It hurts! It hurts!
Major!
All right!
Major, give it back! Give it back!
I want to see your guts!
Let's go, Major! Third one!
This is how I look like!
(Hongo's face)
What is this?
The music is different!
Hongo looks serious, but is he a major?
He's turning his cloak, but it's not turning at all!
Oh, he threw it away!
Oh, where is he running to?
Oh, it's a ladder!
It's attached again!
As I thought, he's a major!
Yes, look back!
Oh, it's a bad pose!
Oh, he's turning his cloak!
Oh, it's cute!
It's bad, but it's cute!
Oh, what is it?
Oh, is it a lunch fee?
Oh, he's playing cat and dog!
As I thought, it's bad!
Look at that serious face!
What are you doing?
You can't go, can you?
You pushed me!
You can't get down yet!
You're still there!
What are you wearing?
The longer it takes, the more painful it will be!
Ready?
Ready!
Go!
What is it?
It hurts!
What is it? What is this game?
It hurts!
No, no, no!
Pull!
Like this?
What are you doing?
Let's go!
Go!
What is it? What is it?
Like this? Like this?
The first place in the silver slipper competition is...
7th place in the women's solo bowling game is...
10th place in the amateur shopping competition!
Of course!
One step forward! One step!
One step! One step!
I lost!
The game is over!
The first place in the women's solo bowling game is...
7th place in the women's solo bowling game!
East...
To my father...
She looks like him. She really does.
She looks like him.
Stone...
Strawberry...
She looks like a strawberry!
I don't know why she's called "strawberry"...
Maybe she's not "strawberry"?
It's hard to say.
"Strawberry", right?
She's exactly like...
her father on the train!
She's exactly like...
I want my father to look like a *****.
I'm not going to say you were in this game!
I see!
You just showed your father!
I see! I see!
You are cool!
You survived!
There they are!
My father is quite strong!
Hitsugi, I'm not done yet!
My father is stronger than you!
I didn't know that!
Hitsugi, you are dangerous!
My father said that if you use 100% of your power, he would win!
You made him jump!
Hitsugi jumped!
(music)
Get ready!
(cheers)
Get ready!
Ready!
Start!
(cheers)
Start!
(music)
Get ready!
(scream)
Go on, go on, go on, go on...
(scream)
(music)
Start it, start it!
(scream)
(laugh)
(scream)
(applause)
(laugh)
(applause)
(laugh)
(applause)
(laugh)
How was it?
Delicious!
(laugh)
(applause)
(music)
Sensei, what kind of Sanagi is this?
This is the Sujigurobeni Monshiro-cho, which only grows in Indonesia's Borneo island.
This is a very precious video, but it is the first time in the world that the camera has succeeded in shooting such a floating object.
Hmm.
It's starting to move a little.
That's right.
(music)
Hmm.
(laugh)
This school name is called "Shiwagen".
(laugh)
I see.
(music)
(singing)
Let's do it!
Start!
Kimagi Jougi!
Shagunale!
(laugh)
Wow!
(laugh)
I love you! I love you! I love you!
(laugh)
Start!
Slowly! Slowly! Slowly!
Slowly! Slowly!
Wow! Wow! Wow!
Slowly! Slowly!
Slowly!
(laugh)
Emergency period! Verification!
This is what foreign objects look like!
Hmm!
(laugh)
Dr. Ichikawa's reconstruction work began.
What kind of face did the surgeon's skull look like?
I'll do it for about a week and figure it out for the time being.
Then I'll show you a little, doctor.
Yes.
What does that skull look like?
A little...
You're still in there! (laugh)
No, I'm looking at it, too.
It looks a little like you, doesn't it?
First of all, the hair.
Yes.
Let me see...
Oh, it's good! (laugh)
It's there! It's there!
It's good, isn't it?
It's there! It's like this!
This is good!
Oh, it's Mr. Tashiro! (laugh)
First...
Stomach Contest!
You're a star!
Start!
He's starting to move!
Quiet! Quiet! Quiet!
What is it?
You have to do it like that!
You can't do it like this!
This is a shark's microphone!
Quiet!
OK!
This means...
Paimon!
Paimon, right?
This, right?
Let's go, Paimon!
Paimon!
Let's go, Paimon!
Paimon!
Wait! Wait! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
I'm sorry!
I'll be back at 5 o'clock in the evening!
You scared me!
What is this for today?
In Tokyo, it's easier to catch a wild boar than a insect.
Can you catch a boar with this?
I'll smell it and come back.
I got a bite!
It's a seaweed grain.
It might be a boar.
I hope it's not a carp.
I got a bite!
What is this?!
I caught it!
What did you catch?!
It's a seven-year-old male boar.
You bastard!
It's crying!
I'll go to the middle.
Huh?
What is it?
Someone is wearing a kimono.
Oh, it's Yoshimi Tendo.
You're rare.
Don't say that!
I got a bite!
Don't say that!
I got a bite!
Tendo Yoshimi Bestia!
Go in!
No way!
Celebrities can be caught easily.
I see.
It's easy for you, too.
It's a beautiful thing.
You got me injured again!
Don't touch me!
It comes from far away, you know?
It's a beautiful thing.
It comes from far away, you know?
It's a beautiful thing.
You got me injured again!
It comes from far away, you know?
It's a beautiful thing.
Change?
- Yes. - Yes.
It's me and my mother's sin.
This one, and that one, too, let's go wild!
Japan is an island country.
Let's go wild!
What's this?
What's this? Cup!
What's this? Cake!
There's still a chance.
But even in sad times...
I don't understand what you're saying at all.
Let's change the formula today.
Listen to this song.
Ben, be kind.
Ben, reach out your hand.
It's now, Ben.
Everyone is kind.
Now, wait.
Under the blue sky...
I'm touched by your kindness...
What is this?
I don't know what you're talking about.
How is it?
This song...
It's the best song in your heart, number 9.
All the things we couldn't say goodbye to...
While we were talking about it, it was time for us to say goodbye...
I couldn't make it in time...
Goodbye, goodbye, say jenga, adios, matauxi...
Until tomorrow, baba baba...
HEY!
One, two, three, four...
Our boss is...
Yai yai yai yai yai yai...
Trash is tasty...
Yai yai yai yai yai yai...
Even in bed...
Yai yai yai yai yai yai...
He's such a trash...
Trashy guy!
That's a terrible song.
One, two, three, four!
Hamada and Masato.
Yan, yan, yan, yan, yan, yan.
You smell bad.
Yan, yan, yan, yan, yan, yan.
Women.
Yan, yan, yan, yan, yan, yan.
You smell bad too.
Keep it up, Natsumi!
What are you doing?
I will never go home.
OK, that's it!
I will never go home.
OK, passionately!
OK, that's it!
I've decided!
I won't go home!
Go home! Go home!
Go home!
Oh my God!
Oh, what is this?
Boy, are you OK?
Stop eating!
We are from America, a free country!
Let's eat together!
Not good!
What are you doing?
One, two, three, four!
Hey, you!
Don't get so angry!
No, no, no!
You are so cute!
Go to hell!
OK, like America!
The Eighth Deck.
Are you crazy?
Why do girls get thinner?
Is it because of fighting?
Go home! Go home!
Stop it!
After winning, you sing like this!
It's good, isn't it?
It's good to sing like this in the morning, isn't it?
Oh, it's great!
Let's give him a big hand!
Thick-thick potatoes
Put on mayonnaise make-up
Decorate my head with parsley
Even if it's a potato salad
Potatoes are potatoes
Thick-thick potatoes
Put on mayonnaise make-up
Decorate my head with parsley
Put on mayonnaise make-up
Decorate my head with parsley
Put on mayonnaise make-up
Decorate my head with parsley
Put on mayonnaise make-up
Decorate my head with parsley
Put on mayonnaise make-up
Thick-thick potatoes
Family is strong
I'm sorry...
I'm sorry!
I wanted to avenge my father...
I wanted to reunite with my family...
The family that destroyed my family!
It's amazing, isn't it?
Damn it!
Are you going to sing?!
Don't let your guard down,
Purple Town Fashion!
Look, it's a bright red star,
A knight's heart,
Decided in his heart!
It's not too much, but it's good.
Young people like it, don't they?
For the next 1,000 people,
we'll have an image song for the next contest!
Well, then...
What? Image song?
What are you talking about?
Well, then, image song, please!
Zutsuki...
Can you use this?
Thank you very much!