AISubs v3.5
One month after his humiliating defeat, that man has returned to pay for his sins!
Along with a new game!
Entertainment World's Strongest Puyo Puyo Players!
First, we have ten new players who will challenge "Entertainment World's Strongest Puyo Puyo Players!"
The "queen" of games, Shichiro "queen"!
Representing the "eight" players, Ozeki "Musashimaru" Kouhei!
Shinohara Tomoe!
21st century gamer, Arita Kei!
This time, she gave up her own name, Rampa Gamer, Kanda Toshidori!
She puts her actress life on the line, Houshou Mai!
Iju Gamer! Okuda Tamiyo!
Bobby! Odoke! Abby!
Will Petris' passionate battle be reproduced?
Kawaii! Gammon!
The man who crushed Petris King's path...
Stjanarapa! Abby!
These are the ten challengers chosen this time!
And this person who cannot be called a Game Master...
Familiar! Hamada Rata!
So, everyone, did you see last time?
This is better than Tetris...
The buoyancy is better!
Well, it has been decided to fight with these members again!
Can you do it?
I can do it!
If I can do it, I won't come to a place like this!
You also look a little suspicious.
Can you do it?
I can do it...
You can do it!
Now, do it!
I'll do my best!
Do your best, everyone!
I'll do my best!
Now, Kii-chan!
What about you?
Kii-chan, you know...
I couldn't step in...
I practiced three days ago!
Do your best!
Yes!
Now, about Kanda, everyone...
Today...
I heard about this yesterday and...
I called you!
So, I came in today, all of a sudden!
I'm pretty confident about this!
Oh, is that so?
Today is the day I surpass "downtown"!
Now, about Houshou-san...
I'm also pretty confident about this!
Really?
You know...
My brain turned pink!
Eh, why?!
When I was sleeping...
My head was like...
I couldn't sleep...
That's how good I am at this!
I know!
Now, where did your partner go?
Is this your partner?!
Don't lie!
Ah!
Ah, it's your partner!
Ah, I see!
I'm Yoshimura!
No, but you know...
Last time, Tetris was really good!
Ah...
Eh, how about Puyo Puyo?
Puyo Puyo is better!
Ah, Puyo Puyo is better?!
Ah, is that so?!
Well, then...
Do it with a light touch!
With a light touch...
How about you, Aikato-san?
I'm also pretty good at it!
Can you do Puyo Puyo?
I can do it!
Maybe...
Maybe?!
Well, I'll do my best!
Now, about Gammon...
Yes?
Are you confident about this?
Well, he does look strong.
Don't say that!
He's always playing games.
He's the one who's always playing games.
No, no.
This is...
Right?
You're strong this time as well, aren't you?
No, I don't have much confidence.
This time.
You're more confident about Tetris.
If it's Tetris, I'll never make it.
Why are you...
I've been playing Tetris for a while now.
Yes, yes.
Do your best.
Yes.
Now, let me introduce...
...this man...
...who will play against you all!
Now!
This is just a self-proclaimed...
...self-proclaimed King of Puyora, Matsuno Toshitase!
- Last time... - Yes, yes, yes.
- Last time, your facial expression was... - Yes.
- It was quite a facial expression. - Yes, it was.
- This time, your puyo-puyo is also... - It's quite a facial expression.
- Hmm... Well, I was listening to the interview just now, but... - Yes.
- The tempo of your speech is not good. - It has nothing to do with it.
- It has nothing to do with it at all. - Oh, I see.
- Well, no matter how you think about it, you can't lose. - No, no, wait a minute, wait a minute.
- Eh? - Why?
- Well, Jogo-san aside... - What is it? What is it? What is it?
Puyo-puyo might be in your cheeks.
It's not good.
- It's not good. - It's round and thin.
Oh, come on! I'm an idiot who lives like this!
- In my opinion... - Yes, yes, yes.
- From around here, you're a strong opponent. - Ah, well...
- This is... - This is...
- Well, well, well... - Well, well, well...
- I'm an idiot like this, in terms of talent rank. - Don't say it like that!
- It's been like this for three days. - Ah, King - chan, King-chan...
- You're having a little clash, aren't you? - I don't know!
- I don't know if you're attacking me, but... - Well, next to you...
- I don't like it! - I don't like it at all!
- You can come like this, right? - From here...
- Isn't this the best three, after all? - Among you, right?
- Ani is already like this... - No, no...
- Isn't it a little strange? - Eh, eh, eh...
- His posture... - Ah, ah, ah...
- Well, there are ten people missing, so... - Yes, yes...
- Even if one of you loses... - Yes.
- This segment will end. - Eh?
- That's right, isn't it? - Yes.
- In the first round... - Yes.
- Well, since it's the first round... - Yes, yes...
- Well, there's a lot of kindness involved... - Yes.
- I don't care if I win! - Yes, yes...
- As long as Queen-sama wins...
- This segment will end. - Yes, yes...
- I don't know... - I don't know why the other guests came...
- I don't know... - I don't know...
- Can you really crush them in a row?
What? What? I didn't think the word "row" would come up.
This is better than I thought.
It even has details.
Damn it, I won't lose, Kai!
To the ring!
Well then, first round!
Yes.
Let's go right away.
Yes.
Ready?
Yes.
Yes, please.
To the ring!
Yeah!
It's not just a row of josephs!
What?
Come on, come on!
What?
Go for it!
This is it.
Jump! Jump! Faster! However!
Go for it! Go for it!
This is frustrating!
Now, circle!
It's a big one. It's a big one.
Are you ready?
Is it a circle?
I'm counting on you.
What is it?
Do your best and win.
Alright, you two! Let's go!
(Screaming)
No, that's not it!
I'm blue!
Oh no! What is it? Tell me what it is!
This is so disappointing.
Ren, I know you can do it!
I know you can do it! Wait! Wait! Wait!
Hang in there, Ren!
Hang in there, Ren! Hang in there!
I'm going to try out some tricks now.
So...
Hang in there, Ren!
(Cheering)
Um... Zulian-han... You went all the way over there, didn't you?
You thought it was a little crazy, didn't you?
No... (Laughter)
You were a little nervous, weren't you?
I was a little nervous! I was licking it a little! (Laughter)
Mano-san, you're in second place! Kajiro-kun! (Cheering)
Now, Shinohara! (Cheering)
Shinohara... Shinohara, you're good at this?
You can do it! Shinohara, you're in second place!
Oh, that's amazing!
Um... What does "second place" mean? (Laughter)
I don't know. I don't know what it means.
What is this, Shinohara?
Can you see it? It's a light. (Laughter)
This broadcast is brought to you by the following sponsors.
Good luck.
This is the second round.
Let's start!
This is hard!
What is this?
Left or right?
Which one do you use?
Isn't it right?
It's fast!
No, it's not like that!
That's enough!
I'll do my best!
Don't say that!
I'll do my best!
You can do it!
It's not like that!
Oh, me!
I'm scared!
I did it!
What are you doing?
It's gone!
How was it, Matsumoto-san?
I'm going to die!
Listen to me!
It's good!
It's not like that!
I failed!
Matsumoto-san, you're terrible!
Are you a laughing salesman?
I want red!
Red!
Red, please come!
I don't know anymore!
Don't be stubborn!
I will!
Do your best!
I'm on your side!
Do your best!
Go for it!
Wado-san, it's three of you!
From Mebabu!
We're from Mebabu!
You've broken up with Yabuzobu, haven't you?
We've broken up!
Thank you very much!
Well, then...
It's going better than when we first met.
That's right.
We're showing you where we show you.
Yes, yes, yes.
It's very TV-like.
Yes, yes, yes.
We're in a bit of a pinch.
Shut up already!
It's fine from here on out.
Now, the fourth one!
Well, then...
Let's go!
And that's it for this video. Thank you for watching.
I've only done it three times!
Hey! Hey! Don't laugh at me!
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay!
Alright!
Oh, this is bad.
Keep it up, Kii!
Kii, you can do it!
Oh, no!
Kii, you can do it!
Oh, no, Kii!
Kii, you can do it!
I'm glad you're happy.
The fifth one is Kanda.
Kanda has put in a sales call himself.
I can't lose.
I'm going to win it all here.
Please do that.
Otherwise you'll never be on TV again.
Wait a minute.
I lost here.
I'm not kidding.
This is good when you're serious.
When we did this before, I said I wouldn't get married.
This is serious.
Let's do it.
When we did it before, it was serious.
Let's do it. Fifth one.
Start!
Kanda, I knew you'd win.
Don't worry.
Kanda!
You're not on TV!
Oh, that's good!
Panda! Panda! That's good!
Panda, you can do it! Panda!
You can do it! Panda!
Panda, you can do it!
Alright, alright!
Panda! Panda!
That's good, Panda!
Goo! Good job, Panda!
Panda, you can do it! panda, you can do it!
Alright, Panda!
Panda, you can do it!
We won!
Kanda!
I did it!
Kanda, you can do it!
Oh no! Oh no!
Kanda, you can do it!
Oh no! Oh no!
Kanda, calm down!
Oh no! Not there!
Kanda!
(Screaming)
What was that? What was that last one?
You pushed the line quite a bit.
That's not good!
No, it's not like that.
That's the kind of game it is.
The rule is that you have to push the line.
No, I didn't say that.
You were doing it too.
I said we shouldn't have teamed up.
No, we shouldn't have teamed up.
Hey, what are you going to do about this?
No, it's been like this for ten years.
You are not Puyo Puyo King at this stage!
(Applause)
Thank you very much!
But you are worse than Kanda-san.
He doesn't know how many chains there are and such.
It's okay, it's okay.
It's about how many people you can beat.
Let's go!
Ready!
Start!
(Applause)
What am I doing?
Did you just do a lot of damage?
(Laughter)
I don't know what I'm doing.
(Laughter)
This is good!
Oh!
(Applause)
This is not good.
Don't be stubborn!
I'm not stubborn!
Alright!
Oh!
Alright!
Oh!
(Applause)
Oh!
Oh, that's great!
Alright!
That's great!
(Applause)
I didn't have confidence at all.
I wish I had human desire.
Great.
Thank you very much.
Can I say something?
I don't know the rules.
Thank you very much.
Only four people won. Four wins and two losses.
Four wins and two losses.
Seventh person, Tamio.
Tamio and Tamio won.
Four wins and two losses.
Are you ready?
Let's go. Ready, go!
What?
Open up! Open up!
Let me say one thing! I really don't know about this game!
What would you do with that much money?
I thought you were bad!
Were you aiming for the blue one?
Yes.
That was really, really fast!
Which one? Which one? Was it amazing?
I only saw my own.
There are two ways of doing it. One is like me and the other is like you.
Next up is Ami.
Thank you, Tami!
Last time, you won with Tedris.
Let's go! Ready, start!
Tedris
Oh, no! That's not it!
Tedris
That was fast!
This jumper's stupidity...
It really makes me angry!
Today it's not the pelvis...
It's not the pelvis, it's the sleeves!
It's hot in here!
The win rate is 50%.
4 wins and 4 losses.
But if I lose again...
Oh yeah, G-Punk...
Get me a box!
Are you an actress?
Thank you very much, Ami-chan!
That's a bit of a threatening strength!
Thank you very much!
Alright, let's go! Ready...
Start!
Huh? What's this?
Hey, look right! Look right!
Alright! I've been serialized a lot! Remember me!
I know your know-how!
Not at all!
I've done it before!
It's a bit of a pain in the ass, but it's still pretty fun.
Thank you very much.
You're good!
You're really good.
You're too weak!
Four wins and five losses.
We've finally overcome our defeat.
Let's see how you did in the end.
At least...
take this to your team.
At least 50%.
I don't know about that.
Okay, then.
Let's go for the last match.
Start!
This is the first time I've played this stage.
This stage has a lot of enemies, and you have to be careful not to get hit by them.
4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!
Everyone, please go to the center.
Hey, clean up over there. Turn off the power.
Turn off the power yourself.
Take out the software and turn off the power!
You know, ever since I lost to Kanda, I don't feel like playing anymore.
I can't beat Kanda. I can't do anything about it!
Do you have any other strong games?
If you're a bomberman...
Bomberman...
If you're a bomberman...
I don't know. Maybe I'm a bomberman.
If anything happens, is there anyone you'd like me to save for you?
Um... Shito-san.
You want to win, don't you?!
Shito-san has nine people left.
Go ahead and prepare it.
Bomberman?!
What kind of secret game is that?!
Um, excuse me, but what about "if anything happens, is there anyone you'd like me to save for you?"
I won't do it.
You will?!
I will.
You will?!
I will.
You will?!
Wow! Here?!
I can't do it.
Do it here!
I'll leave it here!
And from now on, I'll call you "Joe"
Excuse me.
Is it fun?
Yoyogi.
Are you stupid?
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
Don't underestimate the wrestler.
What?
You did yoyogi today, didn't you?
Yoyogi, yoyogi.
I did yoyogi.
You did yoyogi for your professional break.
I did.
What? Did you do it, too?
It's my first time doing it, so I didn't know much about it.
You're pathetic.
Do you remember your body? Do you remember your body?
Don't you know?
Tsujiya.
Tsuji...
Tsuji Takeshiya.
Tsuji Takeshi...
Don't you remember?
I'm sorry.
I'm going to...
Get out of the way!
I'm explaining!
Get out of the way!
One...
Two...
Three...
Tsujiya!
You lost, Tsujiya!
I'm sorry.
You're pathetic.
Sit down.
Are you stupid?
I'm sorry.
I've been looking at you.
What?
You didn't look in the ring for five minutes.
You've been eating senbei down there.
You've been eating senbei when I was doing elbows and stomping.
I'm sorry.
You've been eating bakaage.
What?
It's senbei called bakaage.
Oh, no senbei. Is it called bakaage?
You don't know about bakaage, do you?
You're stupid and you only eat rings!
Don't underestimate pro wrestling!
Take-chan!
What?
Riku!
What are you doing?
I've seen this person before.
What was it?
TV...
The person who appeared in "Magic Lap".
That's enough.
I do that kind of work sometimes, so that's enough.
Are you in a variety show, Dick?
That's enough.
Is it different from pro-wrestling?
Be patient, Take-chan. That's enough.
That's enough.
I don't watch your matches at all.
I don't watch your movies either.
I'm sorry.
Take-chan, there are people like that.
There are people you like and people you hate.
Everyone doesn't like pro-wrestling.
Take-chan, people who don't know don't know.
I'm sorry.
Take-chan, let's go.
I won't go.
Take-chan, you don't like this kind of place.
Let's go.
I'm sorry.
I won't go.
I won't go even if it's about Dick.
I'm sorry.
What is it?
It's nothing.
Take-chan, you're a pro-wrestler.
You're an honest person.
I'm sorry.
It's nothing.
What do you want, Take-chan?
It can't be helped.
Let me do it for you.
I'm sorry.
This is pro-wrestling.
Let me show you a little bit of pro-wrestling toughness.
It's okay.
Let me talk.
It's okay.
This won't be for real.
This won't be for a million yen.
A million yen?
Don't have sex in front of me.
Have sex in front of me.
That's enough, Take-chan!
You can't do that!
It's an internal interference.
Let me show you a trick.
A trick.
Tsuji-manji.
Do you know Tsuji-manji?
I'll stop you right away.
I'm watching you.
A pro-wrestler is watching you.
It's okay.
Let me show you a little bit of pro-wrestling toughness.
Let's go.
Go.
I'm sorry.
It's okay.
Hello!
Sujimaru!
- It hurts you, doesn't it? - It hurts!
- Doyadick! - You can't laugh, can you?
- I can't laugh! - You can't laugh like this!
- I can't laugh! - Can you laugh like this?
- Doyadick! - This is a harsh world, isn't it?
- Doyadick! - That's enough! Enough!
- Doyadick! - No!
- That's enough! - No?
I'm sorry.
- It was painful, wasn't it? - Just a little...
- Please understand. - I'm sorry.
- Be serious about wrestling. - I understand.
- Don't underestimate wrestling. - I won't.
- Shall we go? - Let's go.
I'm really sorry.
I'm sorry.
See you again! I'm sorry!
Would you like a snack?
No, I can't.
No, you can't.
Let's go.
Feel it.
Was it fun?
Yes, it was fun.
Thank you very much.
Have a good summer.
52,000 yen?
Yes.
52,000 yen?
You just got into Missouri, so why 52,000 yen?
Even if you laugh at me...
Hey, what's 52,000 yen?
Isn't it ridiculous?
Are you stupid?
Well, it's a fixed price.
Fixed price? Ridiculous, ridiculous.
Can you pay for this?
Let's go.
Let's go, let's go, let's go.
Are you stupid?
Excuse me, please.
What's up?
You're making a mess of things.
Hey, you.
Yes?
What are you doing?
I can't pay for this.
Hey, you.
Don't do it.
Have fun and pay for it.
I'll pay for it.
But...
You think it's ridiculous, don't you?
Whiskey?
What's ridiculous about it?
52,000 yen for whiskey?
It's ridiculous.
52,000 yen, right?
What's wrong with it?
It's ridiculous.
Can you pay for it?
I can't pay for it.
Hey.
You're ridiculous.
Do it quickly.
You can go home quickly.
What are you talking about?
Have you decided?
Wait a minute.
Let me go.
Hey!
Are you going to embarrass me?
What's wrong with you?
Why do you suddenly want me to do it?
What's wrong with you?
I'm the one who wants you to do it.
What's wrong with you?
Don't you know what you're doing?
I'm sorry.
I was in a hurry.
Yes, you are.
Get a grip!
You have to do it.
You're terrible.
What?
You're not going to pay for it.
I don't have anything.
You two don't have anything.
I don't have anything.
You're saying something ridiculous.
Don't eat it, you guys.
Wait a minute.
What is it?
Is it sweet?
Do you know what it is?
I thought you wanted to eat it.
Why is it caramel corn?
Oh, I'm sorry.
It's a bug, you guys.
Do it properly.
It's blue.
It's bad.
I won't pay you for this.
Sweets.
I won't pay you.
If you don't pay me, can I have some food?
Why don't you give me food?
No, it's late.
I'll go home today, but leave me some food.
Don't you have food?
Of course I don't have it. I'm your salaryman.
Aren't you a salaryman?
What are you talking about?
I'm not joking.
I won't pay you for this.
This is bad.
It's bad. It's definitely bad.
Yes!
This is bad.
It's bad.
Like this, it's bad.
Wait a minute!
What is it?
Don't you dare!
I don't know!
I'm the best salesman!
I thought you'd be surprised.
Don't be surprised!
I'll do it properly.
I'll really do it.
I'll do it properly.
I'll put it in.
I'll do it properly.
It was bad, wasn't it?
Well, there are people who can't do it anywhere in the world, just like you!
Well, I'll take it for money, but, you know, I'm a policewoman.
Police?
If you're going to offer me such a price, I'll go to the police!
There was an amazing person!
What? The police?
Yeah!
All right!
Do it properly!
The timing is bad!
Do it properly!
I don't know!
Just do it!
Sometimes it's better to keep it quiet.
In my case, I can't do it if you keep it quiet!
I have my own way of doing it!
Everyone has their own way of doing it!
Yes.
Huh?
I'm sorry.
Let's talk!
Yes.
Can I say something?
Yes.
I've only prepared four stories so far.
This is the end of it.
What's with you?
I don't know what you're talking about!
Just practice a little!
I can't do it anymore!
Can we just end it like this, in the shadows?
The climber who was asked "Why do you climb mountains?" replied "Because there are mountains there."
The two great climbers who conquered various mountains called "battlefields" came back in 1996 and started climbing again.
Moreover, they made a mistake once and made a kick.
Only three days left until the end of the year. The two climbers will return to this ring, which will be their last ring of the year.
It's been half a year since the legend came back. TV viewers, please take a look at this fight.
It's the entry of the challenger team!
Now, first of all, it's the entry of the challenger team!
After that, it's the entry of the world champion of judo, Mitsui Aya, from behind.
From this April, it's the entry of the young, pretty, Amazoness Mitsui Aya, who has reached the top of the world.
And after that, it's the entry of the third female judoka, Nakazawa Natsumi.
Next year, it's the entry of the girls' kickboxing court, which will host a world championship.
Next, it's the entry of the champion, Carrie East, from behind.
To live is to fight.
Carrie East, who has entered the world of kickboxing from behind, is nowhere to be found.
Oh, my!
Black-eyed men have entered the world of kickboxing from behind.
What in the world has happened?
Has something other than Carrie's body occurred?
Carrying Carrie East, they have slowly arrived in the center of the ring.
In the center of the ring...
Red roses...
Oh, my!
What in the world?!
Carrie East's white dress has just been revealed!
The champion team has been together for six years!
Carrie East is taking a bow...
Oh, my!
What in the world is this voice?!
What in the world?!
Instead of going to the podium...
A bear has appeared in the arena!
Moreover, it is the scariest bear in the world!
It is better for everyone to evacuate as soon as possible!
Oh, my!
Kimura-chan has come out!
Kimura-chan has cut the cross...
And now, she is running towards this bear!
No, this is dangerous!
Kimura-chan is in pain, but...
This is...
This is too reckless!
Oh, my!
She drops her heel!
She drops her heel and falls!
Kimura-chan has become bright!
Kimura-chan has completely met the bear!
Today's famous event...
No time limit...
One victory!
The blue corner...
The world junior bantamweight champion...
115 pounds...
Mitsui...
Aya!
Nice to meet you. Zennicon Girls' Class 91st, 192 lbs, Nakazawa Natsumi!
Will she be able to reach the top of her game? Nakazawa Natsumi will do it!
Kawagacora A-Class Champion, Business Class of Dreams, Standard position, 165 lbs, Carrie!
As soon as the sofa hits the economy, will that momentum pass through?
A man who has been self-determined for a long time, 150 lbs, Kimura-chan!
Kimura-chan is not just a brave woman who has passed a milestone in common sense of marriage.
She is now in Central Hamada.
And her partner, Jeffrey, is in Central Hamada.
Now, the flower bouquet has been passed to both players.
However, will the flower bouquet be all right today?
No, no...
The flower bouquet has been passed!
Kimura-chan is suddenly attacked by the flower bouquet!
And, Carrie enters the bouquet, no matter what!
Will she be all right?
No, no...
Today's flower bouquet is being held by only Kimura-chan!
In this match, according to WKA rules, headbutt, elbow, knee attacks, and kneeling are prohibited.
However, today, special throwing techniques are allowed.
It's a one-sided match without any restrictions, and it's a 10-count match.
Now, it's finally going down.
Will Zenkai be able to make up for his defeat against Kumagai last time?
Make sure you do! And it's Kimura-chan!
The crowd is going wild! This drummer is Anastasiam!
The low kick style! It doesn't seem like it's reaching, but is it okay?!
Carriee Higashino has suddenly come out!
Carriee Higashino's high kick!
The kick went in! Oh, it's already down! It's already down! It's already down!
Oh! She's holding her right shoulder! She's holding her right shoulder!
Is Carriee Higashino okay?!
Even though it's a special, it can't end like this!
Carriee Higashino and Kimura-chan! Oh, it's already down! It's already down!
Kimura-chan has rejected it!
It seems like Carriee Higashino doesn't have to fight by herself!
Oh! A strong high kick! A right punch! Oh! A strong middle kick!
It went in! It went in!
Carriee Higashino is running away! Kimura-chan is looking away!
Kimura-chan! It can't be helped! It can't be helped!
Kimura-chan has no choice but to go out!
And now, this side has changed from Michiyoya to Nakazawa and Natsumi!
Now, Kimura-chan and Nakazawa's confrontation! High kick!
A strong high kick and a left middle kick!
Oh! Again, a high kick and a right straight!
It's a combination! Kimura-chan is losing her balance!
She's chasing the right straight! Middle kick! Middle kick!
Oh! A left straight! She's angry! She's angry! Kimura- chan is angry!
A right straight and a left back!
However, she's returning the middle kick! It's Nakazawa!
Oh! She jumped in again! A one-two punch! A left straight!
Oh! Throwing techniques are only allowed in this fight!
But will she be able to push through, Kimura-chan?
Oh! Here comes Mitsui Aya! Here comes Mitsui Aya!
The world's Mitsui has entered the ring again!
Again, a left high kick! Middle kick! Right straight! Down! Down! Down!
Oh! A strong low kick! A strong low kick!
Oh! Kimura-chan has become blinded by so many things!
Kimura-chan's expression says, "Why do you have to do something like this?"
What makes you so sad that you have to do something like this at your age?
Kimura-chan! However, Kimura-chan's eyes are still...
They're still looking down!
Oh! A low kick! Nakazawa's low kick!
A low kick! Going forward!
And a middle kick! A low kick!
Oh! She finally showed her counterattack!
Oh! Another middle kick! Dangerous! Dangerous!
A low kick! Dangerous! Down! Down! Down! Down!
One! Two! Three!
She looked like she was about to get kicked up again, but is it just my imagination?
Is it okay? Is she going to do it again?
Oh! She jumped out of the mouthpiece! A switch again!
Now it's Kimura-chan!
She's not like usual, and it's clear that she doesn't want to go in.
Oh! They're going to create a big stir in the stadium!
Once again, it's Nakazawa vs. Kimura-chan!
Kimura-chan's low kick! Kimura-chan's left!
Kimura-chan's right straight!
Now, Kimura-chan's punches are also starting to work!
No kick! No kick! Oh, behind!
Oh, left! Right straight!
Oh! What! What!
Kimura-chan is fighting with ease!
Left hook!
Kimura-kun is raising his voice!
Left straight!
Left hook straight!
Kimura-chan got it!
Kimura-chan turned left!
Now! It's a fierce fight!
It's a fierce fight!
After all, the force that defeated Kuma is not a shield!
Kimura! Kimura!
Oh! It was a return victory!
Again straight!
Kimura-chan!
Can she win?
Kimura-chan!
Captain! I'm zoning out and you're telling me to do it!
Captain!
Oh, Don Matsumoto is in the ring!
Okay, run! Run!
Kimura-chan made a corner with her clenched eyes.
It's like, "What's that?" but Don Matsumoto King continued to push.
And Nakazawa's strong attack continues. Left upper and left middle kick.
Left straight and right back. And left middle. And front. It's intense!
The red corner is back in the heat of the moment.
Will he still do it? Will East Carrick still do it?
Carrick! Carrick! Carrick!
Carrick's call has been echoed every match.
Will it be the last win for Anastasiam?
I want East Carrick to get his revenge no matter what!
It's not easy anymore.
It's like, "Let me go out for a bit and come back."
Oh, he threw it away! He threw it away!
Today's throwing technique is okay!
He's not used to this kind of attack!
Mitsui Aya...
Watch out! Watch out! Watch out!
Sorry, I'm not in a position to say it.
It's East Carrick!
Now...
Last... Oh, left middle!
He flew away, Carrick!
He flew away with his left middle!
This is tough for the end of the year!
Is he still going to do it? Is he still going to do it?
Well, it looked like he stood up while being grabbed by his belly button...
Yes!
Now, it's intense! Low kick! Low kick!
Wow, high kick!
Wow, low kick!
It's intense!
This low kick will probably work pretty well tomorrow!
He's in his thighs again!
The count is still going down!
Please!
Oh, Kimura-chan...
Kimura-chan...
He tried to touch, but...
It looked like he was being forced to do something in the tent!
Another low kick!
It's an intense low kick!
He's spinning around! He's spinning around!
It's no good!
No matter how hard he tries, it's no good!
It looks like he should just give up and give up!
And now, a referee stop!
The one who stopped the victory is...
The one who stopped the victory is... Ritsumiya- yan!
You're so annoying!
I'll beat you up!
Um...
Yes?
I hate this kid!
Hey, are you drunk?!
I'm retiring today.
Oh, is he declaring his retirement?!
Wait!
How about it?!
I won't forgive you!
You're retiring today?!
Retiring won't do you any good!
Thank you, both of you!
And with that, this has been the final fight of the Idol Trouner War 1996!
Idol Trouner War 1996
Yay!
We are the Idol Trouner War!
Merry Christmas!
Patrol like you always do!
Roger!
Go!
Yes, sir!
Why?!
Thanks to the illegal theft of garbage, the little bird that became a trash can is about to die!
Somehow, I have to tell Mr. S.
Nakai, take that.
Nakai, here you go.
Nakai!
This is a practice of making a little awkward Mr. Nakai look like me!
- Take that, Nakai. - I'm sure you'll be crazy about it!
- Take that, Nakai. - I can't help it!
Electrical...
Magic!
Mic in!
One-two, one-two, one-two!
One-two!
Yes, sir!
- That's a Benjihan mic check! - Yes, sir!
- You're trying to tell me something, aren't you? - Yes, sir!
- What is it? - Yes, sir!
What is it?
- Under the illegal theft of garbage... - Yes, sir!
A bird is being crushed...
- Hurry up and save it! - Yes, sir!
What did you say?!
Hey! I want to die!
- You came, chief! - Isn't it dangerous?!
Look at this site!
- We have to do something! - Yes, sir!
- We still have life! Hurry up and save it! - Yes, sir!
Benjihan!
Benjihan crane!
Red crane!
Blue crane!
Crane, crane, crane!
On board!
On board complete!
- Hey! - Hey!
- Face forward! - OK!
Face forward!
- Hey! - Hey!
Yes! Now! Fly fast!
- Yes! - Yes!
- Thank goodness! We did it! - We did it!
Everyone! When you're in a trash can...
- Get up! - Get up!
THE END
Oh, yes, yes!
Yes, yes!
Good afternoon!
Oh, you're up early!
Good morning!
It's a little messy, but you're up early too, Masa!
Come in!
Masaki!
Here! Come out!
Wow, it's a nice house!
It's a nice house!
We'll have a big table court here!
The three of us will eat!
Masa! Masa! Your room! Room!
Here! Come out! You're happy, aren't you?
It's a nice house, this house!
It's a nice house! Study hard in school!
Me and Mitsuko will stay here.
Oh, you...
Oh, come on!
But why did you move all of a sudden?
Well, you know...
I don't like staying in one place for too long.
But you only stayed there for half a year.
Oh, come on!
The three of us can live here.
We don't need a room.
You know, like someone said...
it's better than living outside.
Right, Masa?
Right?
Who is it?
Sakagi!
Hey!
Hurry up!
Hey!
You ran away again, didn't you?
I'm going to borrow some money from someone.
Don't be so greedy!
Wait...
What are you doing?
All right!
Are you all right?
Get out of here.
What?
Get out of here.
Hey!
I've been waiting for you to say that.
Now, listen carefully and give it back!
Hey...
What do you want?!
Stop it!
How much is it?
Two million yen!
Two million?!
No, one million!
I can only give you back one million yen!
One month?!
Two million?!
You're the one who borrowed it!
Sakagi!
There are different ways of giving it back.
What's with you?!
Look me in the eye!
You dirty bastard!
I'm sorry.
Please wait a little longer.
I'll definitely give it back.
Hey!
If it wasn't for you...
I wouldn't have been able to get out of here.
What are you blabbering about?
If it was up to me...
I'd pay you back in two months!
Stop it, please!
Hey, Sakagi!
What are you doing?!
Mitsuko...
Please go...
I don't want to...
But...
I don't want to...
But you...
Let me go!
Hey!
Is that all you can say?!
What are you doing?
If you want money, I'll give it to you!
Do you want to pay me?
What is this place?
It's a pawn shop! Don't be scared!
Shagaki, you're shameless!
Hey, you!
Give me back my bag!
You want me to pay you back?
How much do you want me to pay you?
What?
Ten hundred thousand...
Eighty thousand!
Are you kidding me?
Eighty thousand?
This guy's debt is two hundred thousand!
Two hundred thousand?!
Shagaki, how much do you owe me?!
What should I do?
Get out of here!
Let's go!
Give me back my bag!
Wait!
Don't fight!
Boss!
How long are you going to take?
I'm sorry.
Everyone, get ready.
I'm going to do something funny in Nakano.
My name is Gamaguchi Kaneko.
Shigeru.
Yes?
What are you doing?
I'm giving this bag to Shagaki.
I see.
What is this?
I don't know.
What is this?
It's a lizard.
Lizard?
What is it? Well, to put it simply, it's a lizard.
You're talking!
What is this?
Shigyo-chan, what is this?
How many years have you been dating me?
More than that old woman!
What is this?
This lizard smells more like money than you!
If you're going to take me with you, why don't you take me with you?
I understand. Let's go.
Wait a minute.
I have nothing to do with it. Right, Mr. Lizard?
No, no, that's a good idea.
Right, Mitsuko?
That's enough, really!
You're pathetic, really.
Compared to that, Mr. Lizard is manly.
I don't know if you only had 80,000 yen,
but that 80,000 yen is worth 2 million.
And even your own body...
What are you?
You're just running away, aren't you?
It's your own debt, isn't it?
Mr. President...
Please take good care of Mr. Lizard.
Shigeru-chan, let's go.
Wait a minute!
I have nothing to do with it!
Don't touch me!
I have nothing to do with it!
You're pathetic.
THE END
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Baumkuchen.
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What do you think about the time?
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Here you are.
Lend me your head.
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There's a hospital over there.
Hello?
TV Tokyo.
Well...
There's a rumor that there's an alien living in the area.
I don't know if it's true, but why don't you go and check it out?
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I'm really good at it. I'm really good at it.
I'm also really good at it.
It was really cold.
Thank you for your hard work for the past year.
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We will work hard for the next year as well.
By the way...
I'm not going to do Gary anymore.
I'm disappointed.
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I'm slacking off.
Then, let's go!
The first prize is...
U-TENESU SHOW!
Yes!
The prize is...
It's a lady walkman!
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Please show us your ladies walkman.
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The first prize is...
One hundred and thirty first prize!
Congratulations!
Please come up to the stage, Kudo.
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Next, the one and only Dutch Rock?
Please come up during the game as well.
Congratulations!
No. 60!
The world champion of kickboxing, Mr. Kumabayashi!
Congratulations!
Thank you.
You're handsome.
Are you a virgin?
Shut up!
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I hate you.
Kiss me.
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Congratulations!
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No. 133!
Two digits!
No. 19!
No. 133!
Give me one!
No. 133!
Give me one of my 126 digits!
I don't know what you're doing.
Are you all kissing?
I don't know what you're doing.
Are you wearing a microphone?
I don't know what you're doing.
No. 133!
Congratulations!
The world champion of punch, Mr. Sato!
Shino, you're not excited.
You should be more excited.
Yes!
You should be more excited.
Mr. Panchi, what is this?
Change your view!
Mr. M. J. Wokma.
Change your view!
Mr. M. J. Wokma.
Change your view!
You change your view first!
Before that, let me say only one thing.
Change your view!
Mr. Panchi Sato's M. J. Wokma.
You change your view!
Mr. Panchi Sato's...
You don't have to say it!
Change your view!
It's not funny at all.
What are you doing?
Do it now!
Hey!
Shut up, it's a movie.
Everyone, please drink it tomorrow!
Good afternoon!
Well, however...
Well...
Eight years ago, I went back in time...
and made a jasmine tea...
and now I'm back.
Will it be fun from now on?
Will it be okay?
Do it now!
Even though you're using that weird room.
You're funny!
Do you want to do it?
Do you want to do it?!
Take it off.
Take off your bag.
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Shimizu!
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Take it off!
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Number 78!
You're not in a good mood! You're not in a good mood!
Congratulations!
The next winner is...
What is it?!
The next winner is...
Let's go home! Let's go home!
You're wearing a hat again!
Thank you for coming!
Wait!
We're still working on the system.
What's with that face?! You look like you're having fun!
I'm having fun!
Let's change to "u" instead of "mohair"!
"u"!
"u" instead of "mohair"!
"u"! Do it properly!
It's not "u" anymore!
That's all!
That's tomorrow, right?
Congratulations!
People in their 50s and 60s!
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! What are you doing?!
Hey!
What are you looking at?!
People in their 138s and 50s!
Hurry up!
People in their 138s!
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
People in their 138s!
What are you doing?!
People in their 138s!
Hey, you, too!
Yeah!
Ryoko, use that!
People in their 138s!
What's wrong with you?!
That's not fair!
Ryoko, it's okay!
You can't do that!
You're nothing.
Hey, Ryogo, hurry up!
Hurry up!
I have a duet with Hagane of Wakkyo.
It's a failure!
Don't work at such a pace!
PlayStation Yoshimoto Industry Award for PlayStation.
Get out of my way!
Number 67!
Who is it? Which one is it?
Ugh!
All right, my mission is Kimura.
Ryoko, talk to Kim.
Yes! Finally, the party has become a family.
Oh, good, good!
I'm Kimura, a professional host.
Nice to meet you.
Oh, good, good!
What the hell are you guys doing?!
I'm pissed off!
All right, there are only a few winners left.
Please come in!
Now, the next winner is...
The Television Show
What?!
The Tele...
I don't know what you're talking about!
Hey, Kim, say something!
Are you stupid?! Do you know what you're saying?!
You're always like this, aren't you?!
Don't say it!
Well, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry!
Don't make fun of me!
This isn't "The Television Show"!
It's "The Television Show"!
Thank you, everyone!
Some of you are listening, right?
That song has nothing to do with it.
But I didn't tell you to go that far!
You went a little too far.
It would be better if you hit someone else's talent.
Is that all?
Right?
Just a little more, right?
We'll do it.
Just a little more.
Let's go!
Number 89!
I've seen you before.
What are you doing?
No good.
I've seen you before.
No good!
Sing, sing, sing!
Don't go!
It's not funny at all!
You're making me look like a bad guy!
Congratulations!
Good morning! We're back! Real pancakes!
It's starting!
Let's eat!
It's good!
Morning Tea Party
Thank you for waiting!
Here's your tea.
Tokini, Shuji!
Yes, sir!
How far is it from here to Akonde?
Yes, sir!
About three miles.
I see.
Hurry up!
You're late!
Thank you very much!
Are you all right?
Thank you very much!
Are you all right?
Are you hurt?
Thank you very much!
I'm sorry!
No, no, no!
What's wrong?
My upper teeth!
Upper teeth!
This samurai is so kind to me!
Oh, really?
Thank you very much!
Upper teeth! Upper teeth!
Are you all right?
Don't look at that samurai's face!
Are you Mr. Midari Kokujen?
Have we met before?
No!
I'm the wife of your late husband, Kyogoku Muneharu!
I'm your daughter, Oichi!
I'm your son, Matsu!
I'm your daughter, Otakuka!
I'm your father, who died because of you in Nipponbashi!
And I'm your father, who died because of you in Sensenshuu's movie "On Air"!
Have you forgotten about me?
I'm your father!
Brother!
You're going to kill me!
I'm sorry!
I don't want to waste the light I've lost.
I'm the kind of person who gives everything for nothing.
I know I won't be rewarded for it.
So I'll fly away and leave tomorrow behind me.
Winter swallows turning away from the season.
Even though they're afraid of being hit by a blizzard.
Hyururi, hyururi, rara.
I'm crying so you'll forget me.
Hyururi, hyururi, rara.
I'm an old love, a woman.
Hyururi, hyururi, rara.
Come with me.
Hyururi, hyururi, rara.
I'm a woman who has no excuse.
I won't let you get away with this!
Number fifty-two! Number fifty-two!
Yes!
I don't know where you're coming from or where you're going.
What's your name?
Ms. Zianess.
Ms. Zianess?
Are you a fan of Jake's?
Why are you here?
Congratulations!
Number ninety-two! Number ninety-two!
What?
The person who was with Mr. Sato earlier said "here you go" and got ninety-two.
Ms. Zianess!
Why are you taking this with you?
How greedy are you?
That's where you're greedy!
4.8. Restarting. Please wait a moment.
Who are you?
She's here.
What are you talking about? Who are you?
Why haven't you picked me up lately?
Don't talk nonsense! Go home!
I don't know what you're talking about! I'm so frustrated!
Don't say anything!
It's all your fault!
4.8. Restarting. Please wait a moment.
Hello?
I'm sorry to bother you, but...
Um...
Today's "Hey, hey, hey"...
Thank you for your hard work.
Um...
You talked to me in the elevator at the opening...
I was very happy about it.
Um...
I'll call you again.
9. Sunday.
Hello, this is Matsumoto.
Um...
CX is going to be a new company.
Um...
In that case...
What will happen to Soba-hachi?
Um...
I'm a little worried about it.
Um...
I'll call you again.
10. Sunday.
Um...
This is Matsumoto.
Um...
I was watching a video of you two in white.
Um...
No matter how many times I watch it, I cry.
Um...
I'll call you again.
10. Sunday.
I'm Matsumoto. I'm sorry for the inconvenience.
Today, I found a cafe called "downtown".
Would you like to go there with me?
I'm sure you'll be surprised, too.
Sunday, 11 o'clock.
I'm Matsumoto again.
The other day, a girl said she was a fan of you when you broke up.
But I broke up with her.
If you don't mind, I'd like you to contact me.
Sunday, 11 o'clock.
You've become a good father.
Sunday, 12 o'clock.
You've become a good father.
I was wondering if you were wearing it.
I'm sorry if you were wearing it twice.
Sunday, 12 o'clock.
The other day, I was walking in Harajuku.
There was an old clothing store you might like.
I'll send you a map.
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