AISubs v3.5
Emergency! My real ability is amazing!
- Well, Mr. Amamiya... - That's right.
- Today... - Today... How should I put it?
- To put it simply, I'm going to give an idiot a spot. - I see.
An idiot...
- But you know, even though you have this ability... - I see.
- There are many people in the world who don't know about it. - There are.
- It's a hidden talent. - That's right.
- You've been called an idiot for 55 years. - That's right.
- Since I was a monogamous... - Because you were an idiot.
- I've been an idiot since I was little. - That's right.
But when people call me an idiot in private, I sometimes say, "Welcome!"
I wonder if you're saying it yourself.
- Well... - Well...
- Let's call today's star. - Yes, yes.
Let's go! The idiot, Sakata! Sakata, Mr. Toshio!
That's good. That's a good appearance.
- Idiot! Idiot! - Idiot!
- What is it? - You're making me nervous.
- You two... - You haven't changed at all since you were little.
- You two are really laughing. - No, no, no.
- Really. - It's amazing, isn't it?
- How many years have you been doing this? - Since I started doing this...
- We've been doing it for a while. - This school?
- I wonder if it is. - You're doing it.
- You've made a lot of money. - Yes.
- It's such a show, but... - You're wearing a cape.
- It's basketball, but is it okay? - Yes, I do.
- I'll do it.
- I'm good at basketball. - That's right.
- The second type of swimming pool here is said to be the "electricity of basketball." - Electricity?
- Today is a holiday, but I opened it for you. - For me? Really?
I'm in trouble. I can't stand it!
You little... You should do something!
- It can't be helped if we get involved. - First...
- Please introduce your team first. - Yes, yes.
- South Kawaki's "Ahos". - "Ahos"!
Hey, come on, Ahos!
It's really, really big!
Are you the captain?
I'm the captain.
Look at my team, A-Hose.
A-Hose!
It says A-Hose here.
It's been burned down.
Look at me. I'm tall, so I get sunlight.
That's why my hair stinks.
I'm short, so I don't get sunlight.
That's why my hair is all messy.
What's wrong with you?
You're funny.
That's enough.
Now, let's play against A-Hose.
By the way, I'm a bronco!
Hey!
It looks big!
But it's smaller than A-Hose.
It's so big!
It's a bronco.
Why are you touching it?
I bought it.
Really?
I'll warm you up.
Of course you'll join me.
- Ah, I see. Wonderful! - It's great! This is hard!
- This is hard! - This is hard! - This is hard!
- You idiot! You idiot! - Who are you? Me?
- It doesn't matter where you are. Please join me. - Join me! Join me!
- Ah, it's great!
- Come on! Come on! - Ah, let's go here! Let's go here!
- Here we go! Here we go! - You went behind a big guy again!
- Ah, you can do it! You can do it! - You can do it! You can do it!
- You can do it!
- Right? Ah, that's good.
- I see, I see. - Give it back!
Pass it! Pass it!
Amazing! Amazing!
You have guts today! Guts!
- You have guts! - You have guts, don't you?
Amazing! Amazing!
- Well, everyone... - Yes, yes.
- It's finally over. - It's over.
- This time, you know... - Yes?
- Because you scored a goal... - That's right.
- ...you're playing a big role. - That's right.
- If you don't score, it won't end. - Yes, yes, yes.
- Oh, I have to score, right? - Yes, that's right.
- Now, let's start the match between... - Yes.
- ...the South Kawachi Ahos and the Tokorozawa Broncos! - Yes.
- Now, referee, please! - Don't be shy! Come on!
- I don't like being pulled! - Take it away! Take it away!
- I'm not stupid! - Yes.
- I'll get angry if you pull me! - Yes.
- Come at me with all you've got! - Yes.
- I'm going to announce it! - Don't lie!
- It's started! It's started! - Whoa!
- Now, back! Now, back! - Hey, what's with that face?!
- Hey! - Back!
- Isn't there no front?! - Back! Back!
- Hey!
- Ahhhh! He got me! - He got you!
- Why did you mark that face?!
Ah, you should have run with a human face!
- I guess you're right... - Take your pants off, you bastard!
Go forward! Go forward! Go! Go! Run forward!
- Ah, that's right... - He got you! He got you! You idiot!
- You were laughing, weren't you? - Idiot! Idiot!
- You realized you shouldn't run at that moment, didn't you? - Yes!
- You were learning, weren't you? - I was learning.
You're always in the middle!
Go!
Go, go, go!
Close!
It's none of your business!
Amazing, right?
It's none of your business!
I'm just passing by.
You're just passing by!
A fool would not be able to pass by here.
You're going in, right?
Hey, you! You're an idiot!
Don't shoot me, stranger!
Don't run in front of me!
Hey!
Don't shoot me, you idiot!
I wonder if you can do that kind of movement.
You're good.
There he is! There he is!
What are you doing?
Run forward! Run forward!
What are you doing?
Is it hot?
Is the bullet hot?
Now, Sagato, from there, the bullet will come!
The bullet will come!
Next!
Come on! Come on!
Alright! Follow him!
If you follow him like that, you'll get shot!
Go out! Go out!
I can't see you! I can't see you!
I can't see you!
Where are you?!
Wait! The bullet came out! The bullet came out!
The bullet came out!
You idiot! Take it right now!
Idiot, huh?!
Time out!
Sometimes you can't see him, you know.
If you're surrounded...
But, you know, when I went in there, it was too high up and I fell down.
Yeah, you kept your balance, right?
Yeah.
But, you know...
I don't have the strength to lift the ball up anymore.
I was trying to put it down, but...
Oh, yeah, yeah.
The top part was a little...
You have to make sure you don't get buried.
When you go in the other ball, you have to run all the way over here.
It's like you're learning.
Right?
Right?!
Let's do it!
I don't like this kind of thing.
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And by sponsors like you.
Good luck!
Yes! It's coming!
It's coming! It's coming! It's coming!
Don't let it pass!
That was close!
I'm gonna kill you!
My left hand is already 5cm long!
That was a good position, but...
It's coming!
My pants are off!
If you raise it too high, you can't see the blue rainbow!
It's coming!
That was close!
It's coming!
What are you doing?!
Sakata is jumping!
(laugh)
He is crazy.
Come on, shoot!
You still have it.
Shoot!
Come on!
Yes! Great pass!
Yes!
OK!
(music)
Yes!
Thank you very much.
No, no.
It was faster than I thought.
Right?
Thank you very much.
No, no.
That's a bad shot.
My bad shot.
No, it's not a bad shot at all.
It's scary, isn't it?
No, it's good.
It's hard for everyone to pass the ball to me.
Yes.
I had a chance many times, but I spilled it.
I spilled it.
I can't help it.
Next time, we'll have Banana Shooton challenge soccer.
You guys, I'm too angry.
Let's start with Banana Manicore.
If you're in a hurry, please answer.
Let's get started. Music, start!
Banana Manicore
Banana means gold.
Gold means sunflower.
Silver means summer.
Summer means sea.
Oh, no.
I can't do it.
I can't help it.
Let's start again.
Music, start!
Banana Manicore
Summer means sea.
Sea means wide.
Wide!
Oh, no.
I'm walking down Honan Street holding hands with a girl.
I can't do it.
You're not a character.
Please stop it.
Why are you holding hands?
Please stop it.
Can't you hold hands?
I can't hold hands. I'm old and I can't hold hands.
I was surprised.
That's right.
Please do it properly.
You're holding hands.
Let's start again.
Let's start with Yu-chan.
Banana Manicore
Summer means sea.
Sea means wide.
Wide!
Oh, no.
I asked Shinsuke Shimada for a lesson and asked him to be my disciple.
I can't do it.
You can't do it?
I can't do it.
Please stop it.
Oh, you got caught.
I see.
You're young.
Let's start again.
I can't hold hands.
Let's start with Yu-chan.
Banana Manicore
Summer means sea.
Sea means wide.
Wide means...
Space!
Space means moon.
Moon means rabbit.
Rabbit means bounce.
Bounce means go home.
Are you taking care of your chest hair?
Are you taking care of it?
How do you take care of it?
I cut it with a pair of scissors.
That has nothing to do with me and you frogs.
Oh, you're taking care of it like that?
I can't do it.
Please do your best.
Let's start again with Kiyo.
Go ahead!
Banana Manicore
Yu-chan starts.
If you say it's sunny, it's a frog.
If you say it's a frog, it's rain.
Rain!
I can't do it.
Your skin is long, so you can't do it.
I can't do it.
I can't see anything, so I can't do it.
Your skin is 1.5 times longer, so you can't do it.
Let's start with Yu-chan.
Let's start with Yu-chan!
Go ahead!
Banana Manicore
If you say it's sunny, it's a frog.
If you say it's a frog, it's rain.
Rain!
You're persistent.
I burned my car seat with a cigarette, so I can't do it.
I did it.
A car seat?
I burned my car seat with a cigarette, so I can't do it.
That's mine!
That's weird!
I forgot about it!
That's mine!
I burned my car seat with a cigarette, so I can't do it.
You have it in your eyes.
That was a bad joke.
I burned my car seat with a cigarette, so I can't do it.
Hey!
It's OK! It's OK!
It's OK! It's OK! It's big! It's big!
A tiger! A tiger! A tiger! A tiger!
It's big, it's big!
Did you think it was a fish?
Idiot!
What's with you?
What's with you? You're ugly.
Don't underestimate me!
What's with you?
I'm furious!
It's the first time I've been so mad!
Come on! Come on!
Um...
Fishing... Fishing...
You heard it last night, didn't you? You heard it, too, didn't you?
Me?
Yeah.
Hey.
It's me!
Toriumon's Kijita Geshi!
You're crazy!
It's the first time you're so angry!
It's Izumo's King Kong!
Why are you doing it?!
You don't know Kijita Geshi, who fought Dick Tracey in the first match, do you?!
Of course you don't!
You came in the second match, didn't you?!
Watch me from the shower room!
Why aren't you doing it?!
Don't you like pro-wrestling from six in the morning?!
Um... it's a traffic jam.
It is, isn't it?!
Yes, it's a traffic jam.
The road is congested.
It was a traffic jam for me, too!
Did you come in a hurry?!
Why aren't you doing it?!
Hey!
Look at me!
What?!
Are you actually afraid of me?!
Do you think you'll get killed?!
Do you think you'll get killed by me?!
You think you can win?!
Right?!
You...
Yes.
Right?!
Do you know Kijita Geshi?!
Do you know?!
Yes, I've seen it.
- You have, right? - Yes.
What's wrong with me?!
I haven't been so excited about pro-wrestling lately.
I'm worried about you guys fishing on such a nice day like this!
- We're going fishing, sorry. - Wait!
Fishing? Fishing?!
It's more fun than fishing!
Rock-paper-scissors!
Let's do rock-paper-scissors!
The one who loses the most is Kijita Geshi!
The one who gets touched by Kijita Geshi is also Kijita Geshi!
In the end, we're all Kijita Geshi!
Let's do it!
Here we go!
Rock-paper-scissors!
You're a demon, Kijita Geshi!
Run away!
Be careful! If you get touched, you'll become like Kijita Geshi!
Don't come! Don't come! Don't come!
I'm sorry, Kijita Geshi! Don't come!
Touch me! Touch me! Touch me!
Eh? Touch me! Touch me! Touch me!
Touch me!
Goal!
Two Kijita Geshis!
Don't come! Don't come!
I will never become like Kijita Geshi!
Don't come! Don't come!
Run away!
Come! Come!
Big brother!
Kiku!
Where's Kiku?
What are you doing?
Where's Kiku?
I'm sorry!
So cool!
Unforgivable!
Don't be stupid!
Eh?
Stupid!
I'm sorry!
Big brother! That's enough!
Stop talking!
Don't underestimate pro-wrestling!
Shiba-san...
You know, Take-chan...
There's nothing we can do about it!
What do you mean?
They've been training since the second match!
Aren't you annoyed?
There are people who like pro-wrestling and people who don't like it!
There are bodybuilders and intellectual workers!
That's right!
Isn't that enough?
There's no rain that doesn't stop!
You have a good mouth, Dick!
But we can't allow it!
We won't be fooled today!
We won't rest until we beat them up!
This is the first time I've seen Take-chan so angry!
What do you want, Take-chan?
Tsuchidrop...
Um...
Let me do it for you.
Huh?
I'm sorry.
No, no.
I'll be done in a minute.
No, I won't!
No, you won't.
No, you won't!
Huh?
It's better than low-calorie food!
You're good, aren't you?
Come over here.
Over here.
Tsuchidrop, this guy...
Turn around.
You're hiding Tsuchidrop.
Tsuchidrop, turn around.
Turn around.
You're a pro at hiding him and stopping him!
Huh? Is he a pro?
Low-calorie food is fine, isn't it?
What are you surprised about?
Come over here.
Come over here and do it like this!
Hurry up and do it!
Do it like this!
That's fine!
Like this!
Do it like this!
Like this!
You can do it like this!
You can bend it afterwards!
Let's go!
Okay!
Tsuchidrop isn't here!
Our Tsuchidrop isn't here!
Where did our Tsuchidrop go?!
Tsuchidrop!
Hey! Are you okay?!
Let's go!
Who are you?!
Stop him!
I'm sorry!
Sorry!
Young man, you're really boring.
Come again next time!
I'm really sorry!
I'm truly sorry!
Please come again!
I'm sorry!
Boring!
rophobic!
(laughs)
(music)
Oh, dad! Do not worry too much.
It is the first time for a school teacher to come home.
Oh, is it?
What am I doing?
No, you do not have to worry about it.
I'm in trouble.
First of all, I put tea in it and saw it.
Is it really okay?
No, it's just a home visit.
Oh, is it?
It's not that hard.
Well...
Teacher...
Yes?
Am I a boring man?
(laughs)
No, do not rush your conclusion.
Let's talk about your son.
Okay.
Well...
Your son...
Well...
He is a good boy, but...
He is not good at studying.
His grades have fallen suddenly since the end of the semester.
Do you have any problems at home?
No, it's my fault.
(laughs)
Actually, I...
I have dyslexia.
(laughs)
No, I only wore a separate wife's dress once.
(laughs)
Then I suddenly wanted to walk in public.
I walked in Kabuki-cho.
It's strange.
Even if I walk in that city like that,
No one sees me.
Do you respect individuals?
Dad, I'm not saying anything against Kabuki-cho.
I'm talking about your son.
Could it be that my son...
You don't see it, do you?
That's right.
Teacher, I have my favorite orange one-piece.
Could it be the cause of it?
Wait a minute.
Let's look for it.
The cause of it?
It can't be.
Dad.
Teacher.
Yes?
I can't find the one-piece.
Could you read it for me and wait for me?
No, it's in here.
There's a part where Ippei is suspected of raping.
Could it be that my son...
Where is the one-piece?
Orange one-piece.
Could it be that my son...
Teacher!
It's my fault!
Tonight's game is tobitsuki kentansusha.
I think it's for your team to jump into the two colors and up the wheel for one spin.
That's for a front strike, any pose you like.
Just stick to that black and red spinning wheel.
Snap, you spinsy boy!
Welcome to the Wheel of Fortune, Yopo Fudo!
The Inverted Water Carriage!
This is a Magic Theme.
There is a "Start" button over there.
If you press it, you'll get a water carriage.
It can be red, black, or blue.
If you're busy, just say it.
Just say it.
If you stick with it for a long time, it'll be fine.
The song has changed!
It's "Rimohana", say it!
Don!
Open!
- It's a big match. - It's a big one.
- It's fast.
It's fast.
Ready?
- Run! - Are you okay?
It's big.
Go! Jump!
- Raise your hands! - I won't!
- Cut your hands! - Oh, it's tight!
Ready?
It's a tie!
- Go! - Press the stop button!
Go, Takahashi!
- Takahashi... - Takayo...
Okay, Suimon, open!
- It's hard! - It's black and white.
Go like this...
Go back...
And jump as far as you can.
Red!
- Takahashi, you can do it! - Takahashi, you can do it!
Go diagonally black and white.
- Go, Takahashi! - Ready?
Go!
- Help me! - It disappeared from my sight in no time!
- Team Masumoto, let's go! - Let's go!
Stop!
- It's empty. - It's empty, isn't it?
Team One, open!
Let's go!
- You shouldn't have done that. - I'm scared. Are you okay?
I couldn't break it when I was doing like this.
You should have listened to me.
We have no choice but to go over there.
- Don't listen to him! - It's a little slow, isn't it?
- You should have listened to me. - Look!
- What's that? - I'm scared.
- You should have jumped diagonally. - That's right.
- Let's go! - Let's go!
Over there!
Let's go!
Got some news? What happened? Did you make something brilliant?
It was funny.
Was it funny?
Yeah.
Anyway C-Punk's got...
One point!
Stop!
Watch it!
Oh, come on...
Team Open!
Yes!
Dance, dance!
Dance with me!
Dance like crazy!
You're dancing with the water deer, aren't you?
Let's go!
So kind of you!
I got you, water deer!
Start!
Open!
It's over!
Go! Go! Go!
It's over!
It's over! It's over!
- You can do it! - You can't do it.
- You can do it!
- How about this? - You can't do it.
- One more time! - You can't do it.
- You can't do it.
- I'm counting on you. - I'm counting on you.
- Let's go! - OK!
I can't believe it!
I'm going to do it again!
Wait!
I'm going to do it again!
But we're tied, so...
We're tied?
One round and three rounds.
So we're tied.
We're tied.
Of course.
Here you go.
Start!
Get out of the way.
Katsumo, open!
What's with you?!
How can you make a place where you can draw like that?!
That's what frustrates me!
I can't draw like that!
Wait a minute!
I want to draw like that!
You want to draw like that?
I'll show you how it's done!
Open the water gate!
You can go around this week.
Let's go!
Go!
Go a little more.
Hold it.
Go!
Hold your head.
Hold it.
Hold your head!
Hold your legs!
This is good.
You can do it!
Turn around!
You can do it!
Turn around!
You can see the pants!
You can do it!
You're almost there!
Turn around as many times as you can!
You can do it!
Wow, that's amazing!
You can do it!
Wow, that's amazing!
He can do it!
I'm going to die for sure!
Turn around!
You can do it!
Do you want anything to drink?
This is a big one!
It's really, really big!
Don't do that!
This week's team fighter is...
...Team Matsumoto!
This is also a big comeback!
Please welcome...
...Team Matsumoto's winner!
Last week was good, this week is good!
It's spinning a lot!
TOKAGE NO OJISAN
This place is amazing!
It really is!
Is it okay for me to come here?
Of course it's okay!
Today, Mr. Tokage invited me.
What? Mr. Tokage?
Anyway, Mr. Parley gave me a bonus.
Is that so?
Yes, it is.
So it's okay for you.
Mr. Tokage?
I'm relieved!
Why?
I was worried about that weird woman.
You mean Ms. Ruby?
Yes, Ms. Ruby.
I was worried that Ms. Ruby would take her from me.
Don't worry about it.
I heard that Ms. Ruby is missing.
Why?
She's a bad woman.
She's the woman who took 100,000 yen from Mr. Parley's wallet.
Is that so?
But I heard that she's an international thief.
She was a bad woman.
That's right.
Let's not talk about that.
Okay.
We don't want to spoil our meal.
That's right.
Okay.
Thank you.
Oh!
Isn't that Mitsuko?
It's Mitsuko!
It's me, Chieko! Chieko!
My classmate, Chieko!
Oh, it's you, Chieko!
It's been a long time!
Mitsuko, what are you doing in a fancy restaurant like this?
Oh, well... I'm eating.
Oh, you're eating! What a coincidence! I'm eating, too!
Actually, Hazu, who was in France, is coming back to Japan for the first time in a while!
Hazu?
Yes, Hazu is working in France!
Working?
That's right!
Oh, are you Mitsuko's husband?
What are you doing?
Oh, well... I...
Right, Masa-kun?
Yes.
I'm a celebrity.
A celebrity?!
That's amazing!
What kind of celebrity are you?
Um...
Jerry!
That's funny!
This is Chieko, and that's Mitsuko!
You said your name is Masa, right?
Yes!
I did!
Good evening!
How old are you, Masa-kun?
I'm ten years old!
Speaking of ten years old...
You're the same age as our George!
Hey, George! Say hello!
Hello! I am George! Nice meet you!
A little "meet you"...
Mitsuko, you're so funny! You're the best!
Ah, but you know...
It's a high-class restaurant and it's expensive, but you know, I have a lot of money, so it's totally fine, isn't it?
Do you smoke?
Ah, Fushiwa, after all, Karate is different here.
Ah, what about you, Mitsuko?
H-hope?
Mitsuko, do you smoke domestic cigarettes?
On the contrary, I thought it might be possible.
Mitsuko, you're as funny as ever! You're the best!
Really?
My house is coming soon, so I'll introduce you then!
Haz is here!
Where are you, my Mademoiselle?
Where are you, Mademoiselle?
I'm here, Haz!
Oh, Mademoiselle, you're as beautiful as ever.
Haz, let me introduce you.
This is my classmate, Mitsuko.
Mademoiselle Mitsuko.
You're beautiful and wonderful.
And this children is Mitsuko's children, Masa.
Mitsuko's children?
Nice to meet you.
Are you Masa?
Yes, I am.
This Masa is the same age as my George.
Oh, you're going to work hard under George from now on?
George!
Play the piano for the greeting girl.
Yes!
What is he saying?
My George goes to American school and teaches piano.
Does he?
That's right!
Do you know what Mitsuko's Masa is learning?
Stop music!
George!
Three-point mistake!
Hard lesson, hard lesson!
Sorry.
Oh, cute!
The game has started.
This game is a game where you try to have a daily conversation in English.
Mitsuko's family also plays this game, of course.
Yes, of course, they play it in English.
That's right.
Right, Masa?
Would you like your aunt to speak to you in English?
Oh, I'd love to hear it!
Masa?
You can speak, can't you?
Masa?
You always do it, don't you?
Say something!
Mitsuko!
Sorry, sorry!
You're late!
I'm hungry!
What is this?
What is this creature?
This is a high-class restaurant in France.
Get out of here, you ugly and sad monster!
Get out! Get out!
Who are you calling a monster? Who are you? What is this?
Hey, Mitsuko!
Do you know Mitsuko?
No, she's a pet of mine.
A pet?
What kind of pet is coming to the restaurant?
Hey, Mitsuko! If a pet steps on you, you'll be in trouble!
Get out of my way! Who are you calling a monster?
What did you say?
Hatsune! Hatsune!
What is it?
I see! Get out of here, you ugly and sad monster!
Shut up! Get out of here!
Get out of here!
What is it?
Get out of here!
Watch out!
It can't be helped.
You're right.
I shouldn't have dressed like this in a restaurant.
My shoulders hurt!
But, Mom...
Look at your shoulders!
I don't know what you're talking about!
You don't know, do you?!
Four, three, two...
I use it four times a week, you know.
You always use it ten times a week, don't you?
You're weird, Mitsuko.
Mitsuko?
Why did you call me Mitsuko in the end?!
Because you came up with it!
Your head is out of place.
You came up with it!
You know this, right?
Stop it, Dad!
Dad!
Stop it!
ZUBABA!