AISubs v3.5
Tonight's game is "kuru kuru eowase".
A ride in a car, say, spin your machine to size,
how many chances you get to find a pair of matching cards!
The longer you can spin around, the more tries you'll get.
A good memory means victory,
a bad memory means a dizzy death!
So spin around, remember to win,
your cards show it all!
Kuru kuru eowase
Ladies and gentlemen, look at this board.
I'm going to spin it a few times.
Here's how many times I'll spin it.
It depends on the machine.
Let's see what kind of moves this machine will make.
Here you go!
It will make various kinds of moves like this.
Think about the number of spins and the number of cards.
Here you go!
Ten spins for one card!
Let's see how many spins this machine will make.
Are you ready?
Here we go!
10 more spins!
Here we go!
That's it!
Hold it! Hold it! Hold it!
Alright!
Wow!
Wow! Wow!
Let's start with Hachikara-san.
First, A-1!
A-1!
Well, not bad.
Well...
E-3!
U-5!
Well...
Why?!
"e" eight!
"o" seven!
Huh?!
It doesn't match at all!
"u" nine!
"a" seven!
"e" four!
Do you remember?
"g" four!
Zero points!
"o" seven!
Okay, team Masoudo...
Here it goes!
Where are you looking?!
Go for it!
Wow! Ten coins!
"A" for "i"
No, no!
Flying, flying!
That woman is a magician!
She's a natural born magician.
"A" for "i"
"o" for "q"
No, no!
"a" for "q"
"i" of six. "i" of six.
"a" of three. "a" of three.
"o" of three. "o" of three.
"a" of ten. "a" of eight.
All right!
Tell me.
"a" of seven.
Time's up!
Shimbun Matsumoto gets three points!
Um...
Even if you fall, you can use the board as a pole.
Please leave it alone.
Oh, it was a bed for that.
Oh, I see.
All right, are you ready?
You can do it!
Go for it!
What's that?
You're kind of...
You're old!
You should have died.
Here we go!
Five!
Four!
Three!
Two!
One!
Go!
All right, you can do it!
You can do it!
Ten!
You can do it!
Nine!
Ten!
Eight!
Nine!
You can do it!
Nine!
Eight!
You can do it!
Nine!
Hat!
Get out of here!
Eight! Eight! Nine!
Nine! Get out of here! Get out of here! Get out of here!
Get out of here! Get out of here! Failure! The experiment is a failure!
No, I can't do it! I can't do it!
Failure!
Where is it? I'm very happy now!
Unome!
Oh, I found it!
No, I missed it.
What? You want me to get it?
Are you on vacation or not?
Hurry up and do it!
Just say it!
You guys are ruined!
Satoru's team still has...
zero points!
Satoru's team still has...
zero points!
Look, look, look!
Hey, you! Why did you kick me?
Why did you kick me?
Why did you?
"I" of "9"
Correct!
One more!
"E" of "5"
Time's up!
Oh, I know!
2 points!
Alright, it's my turn now!
Alright! Here I go!
This is serious!
Oh no, oh no!
Stop it!
You're too hard!
Stop it!
[First question!]
First...
"juu" (ten)
"aa" (ten)
"aa" (seven)
"ii" (seven)
"aa" (seven)
"ichi" (one)
What? What did you say?
"ichi" (one)
"moe" (burn)
"ichi" (one)
Yes! Yes!
"uno" (ten)
What is it? What is it?
"uno" (ten)
"hachi" (eight)
"hachi" (two)
Wow, you do know!
My bad.
You can do this!
You got it!
You OK?
"ni" (two)
Totally different!
At least it's almost the same!
It's nothing!
"eno" (two)
What?!
Shall we try "uno" again, then?
It's not that "uno" responds...
- Yes! - Yes!
- Man! - What?
- Man! - Man!
- What? - Coincidence! Coincidence!
- Four cards!
- Dog! - Dog!
- Gatta! - Doggun!
- What's up with you, Mohardan? - The way you put it is ridiculous!
- Nara's picture! - What?
- Huh? - Huh?
- Hardan! - Hardan!
- All right! - All right!
- Is it over? - Is it over?
- Let's go! - Let's go!
- Now, that means... - Now, that means...
- Until now... - Until now...
- Three points! - Three points!
Team Matsumoto, let's go!
(Applause)
(Bell)
No, no, no, no, no!
(Bell)
- Ehh... oroju! (strawberry)
(Bell)
- Ahh! - Hey, I remember it! I remember!
- What? Strawberry? - Strawberry. - I don't know about strawberries.
(Laughter)
(Bell)
- Reno! - Anoju! (strawberry)
Thank you!
Yeah!
I'm so happy!
Yeah!
Are you happy?
Yes!
I can stand it, too.
Yes!
Thank you!
It's no good waiting.
It comes suddenly after stopping.
Don't say such a rude thing.
Let's go, Yashii.
That's persuasive.
Now, it's team Hamada's turn.
Let's go!
Start!
Two!
Three!
Four!
Five!
Six!
Seven!
This program is brought to you by...
...T&G...
...Nisshin Foodstuffs...
...Kobayashi Pharmaceuticals...
...and the following sponsors.
What are you doing?
A-three!
A-five!
A-ten!
A-six!
- One! - Four!
- Two-four! - Two-four!
- Two-two! - Two-two!
- That's good! - That means Team Amada has seven points!
Team Amada
Hong Kong isn't that crazy.
Well, I guess it is.
It's a croissant!
- Is it out? - It's out!
I saw it in "The Crovision"!
"The Crovision"!
- Let's go! - Team Amada!
Let's go!
(cheers and applause)
Experiment failed! Experiment failed!
What is this?
It's a pen! It's a pen!
It's a human-made pen!
Don't say that!
"e" of "roku" (six)
"o" of "ju" (ten)
"u" of "gyu" (beef)
"e" of "ichi" (one)
One more, right?
One more.
"ichi" of "yonbun" (one-fourth)
"e" of "ju" (ten)
Experiment failed!
It's here! It's here!
It's here!
Turn it! Turn it!
And so, this week, Team Matsumoto won twice in a row!
Team White won!
Next up is Magical Banana!
It's in the rhythm, so think about what you're going to say and answer!
Music, start!
What is it, banana?
If you say "banana," it's "kiiro." (yellow)
If you say "kiiro," it's "reimon." (lemon)
If you say "reimon," it's "suppai." (sour)
If you say "suppai," it's "umeboshi." (dried plums)
Ume...
Your hair is short, so it's "dame." (no good)
It can't be helped.
Oh, no...
What's wrong?
"Dame." (no good)
No, it's because...
That's right.
Then, Yuu-chan!
Yes!
Yuu-chan, you do it!
Yes!
Come on, you only did it once!
Music, start!
What is it, banana?
If you say "lemon", it's "sour"!
If you say "sour", it's "umeboshi"!
Ume!
My mom is extremely small, so it's no good.
Size doesn't matter, does it?
It's long! It's long!
Music, start!
What is it, banana?
If you say "lemon", it's "sour"!
If you say "sour", it's "umeboshi"!
If you say "umeboshi", it's "onigiri"!
If you say "onigiri", it's "okome"!
If you say "okome", it's "shiroi"!
If you say "shiroi", it's "yuuuki"!
Are you serious?
It's not like that!
You got carried away by the rhythm!
I got carried away!
I got carried away and thought it was fun!
It's normal!
It's different from sushi!
I know! I know!
I ruined it, so it's no good!
Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
Wait a minute, Handou-san!
Let's do it properly one more time!
Let's start with Yuu-chan!
Music, start!
What is it, banana?
If you say "lemon", it's "sour"!
If you say "sour", it's "sukki"!
If you say "sukki", it's "tara"!
You're persistent again!
What? Why?
It's still on a show other than "God's", so it's no good!
Wait a minute!
It's not like that!
It's not like that other than "God's"!
It's not like you!
Hey, Nakai!
Ochimi!
What?
Yuu-chan!
Yes!
I'm sorry!
Yes!
Do it for me!
Music, start!
What is it, banana?
If you say "sour", it's "sour"!
If you say "sour", it's "sukki"!
If you say "sukki", it's "sukki"!
What? Why?
My wife is drinking in Roppongi.
It has nothing to do with you!
My wife is drinking in Roppongi.
In Roppongi...
Hey!
Nakai!
Don't say that!
It's fine to drink in Roppongi in the morning!
What? Why?
If you say "snow", it's "sukki" and it's fine, right?
You're persistent again!
That's not true!
Do it for me one more time!
I'm counting on you!
Yes!
Music, start!
What is it, banana?
If you say "white", it's "snow"!
If you say "snow", it's "sukki"!
"Sukki", "sukki", "sukki"!
What? Why?
My dad is missing.
What? I didn't say that!
I said he's missing!
You're so mean, Mr. Hando!
Mr. Hando, sing for me!
You're so mean, Nakai!
Hey, Nakai!
What?
If you say "white", it's "snow"!
Then, Yuu-chan, please!
Yes!
Music, start!
What is it, banana?
If you say "white", it's "snow"!
If you say "snow", it's "sukki"!
"Sukki", "sukki", "sukki"!
If you say "snow", it's "mountain"!
If you say "mountain", it's "mountain"!
If you say "mountain", it's "snow"!
If you say "snow", it's "long-distance travel"!
If you say "long-distance travel", it's "oyatsu"!
Oyatsu, what?
It's no good because my daughter is in American school.
It has nothing to do with it!
It's no good because she's not sharing any of it!
What does that have to do with anything?
America is democratic, isn't it?
Why do you say that?
If you say so, let's start dancing!
What are you buying? Bananas?
If you say "kick", I'll say "circle".
If you say "circle", I'll say "snack".
Why? Why?
No way!
What's wrong with that?
Absolutely no way!
What's wrong with that?
If you say so, let's start dancing!
What are you buying? Bananas?
If you say "kick", I'll say "circle".
If you say "circle", I'll say "snack".
What's wrong with that?
When I first danced with my wife, she still looked down at me.
What's wrong with you?
Don't say that!
Why do you say that?
No!
You shouldn't say that!
Why do you say that?
You shouldn't say that.
Are you lying?
No!
I was just about to do it and you called me.
You know, you're poor, you know, you're poor.
I'm going to sleep.
Uh...
Who is it?
Yes, yes.
Yes, yes, yes.
Yes.
It's Mushroom. Excuse me.
Excuse me.
Hello, manager. It's Double Koji. I'm in.
Double Koji?
Yes, I'm in.
I'm in.
Excuse me. Can I sit down?
What is it?
It's Kansai dialect.
Are you Kansai people?
Yes.
Kansai people call McDonald's "Makudo", right?
It's "Makku", "Makku"!
It's definitely "Makku"!
Sorry, are you angry?
No, I'm not angry.
You're powerful, Mr. Gasai.
We're ready to go.
Are you next door? We're going in.
Ah, I heard you're from Kansai.
That's right.
Ah, Mr. Kinji and Mr. Bunjin entered "odessa" three days apart.
You should know.
We're ready to go.
Yes.
We're entering!
Now, a smoke is coming from the eastern hill.
Then let's say the word!
Yes!
"Nara" sea, "Nara" sea, "Nara" sea, "Nara" sea...
"Nara" penalty game!
Now, it's the fourth penalty game.
Fourth?
Let's taste of "mogusa jigoku"!
Let's get serious! Where do you want your chopsticks?
Chopsticks... anywhere is fine!
Huh? Huh?
Butt!
Butt! Butt!
Wait a minute!
You guys!
Come on!
Let's do it!
Hey! Here it comes!
It's not the name of the staff!
Is it a butt?
Come on!
I'm counting on you!
I'm sure of it!
I'm so excited!
I'm so excited about today!
What is this?!
Now!
Are you happy?
Come on!
I'm sure of it!
This is big!
Come on!
I'm sure of it!
Come on!
I'm sure of it!
Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot
Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot!
Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot!
Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot!
Ok then this one
Ok, stay here
Can you shoot once
I'm sorry.
Because the fighter defeated the monster.
Thank you.
Yes, yes, yes.
Yes, thank you.
I'm sorry.
What are you doing?
I'm sorry.
You go to the space and forge evil by radio wave.
Do you mind something else?
Breathe.
Why do not you go to the field?
We have said.
You are soldiers of the enemy squadron.
Now it is restrained.
Well.
Field to the east.
Yes.
Nobody affects12
You know it.
Please do something about it.
You guys are crazy.
Hey, get me out of here.
Out of nowhere?
I'm on duty today.
I'll be out next week.
What's wrong?
No, it's not like that.
It's not like that.
There are things we have to do.
What?
No, no.
If I don't show up, what will you do?
Even if you don't show up, you'll show up.
Don't look at me like that.
It's not about showing up or not showing up.
No, it's not like that.
You guys have a different way of thinking.
What are you doing?
It's not about doing anything.
It's about feeling.
You need to feel like you're there.
Even if you don't show up, you'll feel like you're there.
I don't know.
What?
What's wrong?
What's that?
What are you doing?
Are you crazy?
It's a wedding.
Are you crazy?
You wanted to go to a wedding, didn't you?
You're crazy.
You're a perfect couple.
Colonel.
What's going on?
We defeated the blackmailer, Gomora.
Gomora!
That's great.
Gomora!
It's a blackmailer's wedding.
It's going to be fancy.
Is that so?
It's going to be fancy.
It's a blackmailer's wedding.
It's going to be fancy.
It's a blackmailer's wedding.
Where have you been, compadre?
Out ofx Believable,I went to Mt. Okaemaru.
Even to Himeji.
Oh, well, to defeat this, Himejin came out, Enmakukaiju Gomora.
Is that why you had no luck at all on the Shinkansen?
You know what? You fight at the edge of the railroad tracks, don't you?
You know what? You'd better run a little more.
What are you doing?
You don't have to hit me or kick me. If you shoot a ray, it will end soon.
Hey, this is dangerous.
What is it?
Look at this!
Wow!
You can't get it easily.
It's big!
You can't get it easily.
It's big!
Look at this!
It's a bullfighter!
It's hard!
Hey, wait a minute!
I've been fighting for a lifetime!
Huh? It's ringing.
Yes, this is Himeji Boyland.
What?
Huh?
A bullfighter has appeared in Yamato Takadashi.
Oh, I see.
Yes, yes, yes.
All right, go!
Yamato Takadashi, I'm counting on you!
Yes, sir!
Go home!
Yes, sir!
Isn't the repair already over?
Go home! Go home!
Yes, sir!
Run! Run! Run!
Yes, sir!
Run! Run!
Yes, sir!
Run! Run! Run!
Yes, sir!
Run!
Yes, sir!
Shall we go later?
No!
It's raining again.
You're all just talking!
Ghosts of Yamato Takadashi
It's cold, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
Shall I introduce myself?
Yes, please do!
I'm Hagagi.
Amano-san, good afternoon. I'm a 19-year-old senior student.
Today, instead of asking you for a favor, I wrote you a letter.
Actually, recently around us, there are rumors of a new style of wind instruments and I'm curious about it.
What is it?
It seems to be a cafe-style wind instrument, but it seems to be a shop called "New Balance".
Would you like to see what kind of wind instrument it is?
If you write me a letter, you will introduce me, right?
I want you to show me.
Is this what you said in the script?
How is the current wind instrument of the wind instrument minister?
Do you know?
Wind instrument minister!
Let's go and see.
It's true that it goes up like this from the building.
It's true.
It's within 200 meters.
Wow!
There it is!
It's true!
Look!
It's right in front of you!
Let's go and see.
It's here, it's here.
The stairs are a little dangerous.
It's dangerous.
It's narrow.
It's good.
Let's go and see.
Um...
Wait a minute.
I'm sorry.
Um...
I saw it on TV...
I heard it's a wind instrument.
Oh, no, no.
We don't...
Um...
We don't...
No, no.
We don't care about your face.
No, no.
Um...
You know...
Our girls...
Yes.
Um...
Your face...
We can blur it.
It's okay.
We're all girls.
You don't have to say that.
It's okay...
I don't say that.
I don't say that!
Um...
Your face...
It's blurred.
Um...
I know.
It's okay.
I'm sorry for my poor explanation.
What?
You don't need to explain it that way!
Um...
I'm sorry.
It's 20,000 yen.
20,000 yen!
I'll pay you more later.
We don't.
Yes.
Join now...
Yes.
So...
I'm sorry.
This is a system in which you buy goods and play inside.
How much is it?
This one.
What is it? A vacuum cleaner?
Yes.
How much?
This is 60,000 yen.
Why?
It's 60,000 yen.
Can you put this on it?
Yes, you can.
It looks cool.
It looks like an album.
The little girl...
What little girl?
She becomes a little girl.
Can you put this on it?
It's ugly when you put this on.
Wow, it reminds me of my childhood.
Please don't take off your face.
Mr. Kamiya, please.
Finally I can put it in.
Wow!
Wow! It's a picture!
What is it?
It's a picture!
How much is it?
She's sleeping.
What are you doing?!
Are you crazy?!
Wait!
You're invading our space!
No!
Please stop it!
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry!
I'm sorry.
Welcome!
Please come in.
You're under arrest for smuggling.
I'm here to sell books.
She's here!
Give me her hands!
Now's the time!
You bad girl!
You're bad!
You're so mean!
Please have a coffee.
Mr. Itao.
Mr. Itao? Isn't it Mr. Kaosa?
Freshmen, please come in.
Excuse me, I'm a freshman, please come in.
Okay, I'll go.
It's dirty!
It's really dirty!
I'm sorry, but you can't bring your girlfriend over there.
It's Monday today, right?
She's my girlfriend on Monday.
Then you can't bring her over.
It's Thursday, and you know girls, right?
I know, but...
If you're going to do a super extreme menu, you'll have to come back again.
Of course, I'll go over there, too.
What are you talking about?
Is it special?
It's special, right?
Then let's go!
Okay!
Music, start!
Go away!
You're funny!
Hey!
Who is it? Who is it? Who is it?
Go away!
Don't peek! Don't peek!
What are you looking at?
Who is it? Who is it? Who is it?
What is this?
She did it!
Who is it? Who is it? Who is it?
Denkyou! You're staring at the camera!
What are you doing?
Who is it? Who is it? Who is it?
Stop it!
You're dirty!
Who is it? Who is it? Who is it?
You're funny!
Watch out for the dishes!
It's normal!
I'm going home normally!
Thank you very much!
Really?!
Is it over?
Wait!
Do something!
I'm going mad!
That's a surprising reaction!
That's very expensive!
Give me another one!
I don't need you!
Say something else, you idiot!
It's always me!
Say something else!
Mom said...
Mom?!
Mom said it?!
I don't know who did it, but I don't know who did it.
But!
The lizard didn't do it!
He didn't!
That's for sure!
I've always trusted you, Mr. Lizard.
You...
But...
I threw ice cream at him.
He seems to have answered a lot.
Sometimes, when we're on stage, we don't feel like we're there.
Well, Masa-kun, you know the truth now.
You came back to play again?
Of course I did. Right, Masa?
But will uncle forgive me?
If he forgives you, that's a good thing.
Ma'am!
Yes?
Ma'am, please come back again.
Of course I'll come back.
But I won't give you a ride twice.
You know me?
Yes.
I'm responsible for you coming here.
How should I put it?
I'm the kind of person who always gets involved in complicated cases and always loses.
That's terrible.
It's an era where people don't care.
Yes.
An era of indifference.
I wonder if there's even one stupid woman like me.
That's what I think.
Heaven gives you two things.
That's right.
She's a good person.
Oh, Ruby-chan!
Hey, it's lunchtime.
She's Ruby-chan.
Ruby-chan?
She's a dancer who just joined.
Oh, is that so?
Oh, Ruby-chan!
She's a friend of Tokage-san.
Mitsuko-san and Masa-kun!
Hello!
Hello.
What is it?
Oh, you're looking for Tokage, aren't you?
I mean, Ruby.
Ruby! Ruby!
You know, Ruby...
You've been really into Tokage lately, haven't you?
N-no, I can't!
I haven't taken my mom away from my uncle yet!
Masako!
She's a beautiful woman, but she looks a little nervous.
Yeah, she's still a kid.
Masako!
Is that so?
Are you worried about your uncle taking you away from you?
It's okay, it's okay!
Huh? Really?
Hey! Ruby!
This Mitsuko...
She's just like...
Tokage's girlfriend, isn't she?
Um...
This one, this one.
Yuta, this one.
You know this one, right?
Right, Ruby?
Ruby!
Tokage's at the park right now practicing bamboo horse riding.
Ruby hasn't come to Japan yet, and she doesn't speak Japanese.
She doesn't know any Japanese at all.
I forgot about that and talked too much, but...
What am I eating?
Ruby...
Every day you come out with a punchy lunch plan!
Have you seen that before, Ryoma?
Where have you seen it before?
It's the first time I've seen it either.
I know, right?
What is it?
I don't know what you're saying, so I can't ask you.
I don't know where you've seen it before.
I know, right?
What is it?
Anyway, it's almost time for the next performance.
Let's go to the park and pick up the lizard doctor.
But... will you forgive me?
Don't worry! Lizards like people only.
Don't worry!
I'm sorry, ma'am, but...
No, it's fine.
Don't apologize to me again, okay?
I know!
Don't worry! I'll apologize to you again!
You...
What are you eating?
You still can't speak Japanese at all, can you?
You're crazy!
What does it taste like?
Do you like lizards?
Hey...
Don't like him.
He's in love with me.
If you give up...
Hey...
What is it?
Look at that.
That wallet.
That one?
Yeah.
You still haven't forgotten about that fool Farley, have you?
You know me.
The other day...
I took 100,000 yen from there.
100,000 yen.
I took it out of my wallet.
You took it, too, didn't you?
Did I take it out of my wallet? If I had taken it out of my wallet, it would probably be on your back.
It's kind of funny, isn't it? Because you smell like it.
If such an idiot like me ate it...
What's that?
Masa is good at bamboo horse riding, isn't he?
I'll teach you.
You're too bad at it.
Oh, Mitsuko-san, it's been a while.
It's been a while, hasn't it?
You forgave me.
Welcome back.
Oh, Ruby, Ruby.
What's up, Ruby?
Welcome back.
You can speak Japanese?
Oh, Mr. Parry, didn't you know?
Ruby is fluent in Japanese and she understands everything we say.
What? Really?
Can you understand everything we say?
Mr. Parry, wait a minute.
What?
I have something to say.
You have something to say? What do you have to say?
I'll steal it.
Who is a thief?
You are rude.
A thief is not a murderer.
Parley said it before.
You are a human trash.
You stole it.
You are rude.
You don't know how to talk.
You are rude.
You are acting.
You are rude.
Who is a thief?
You stole 100,000 yen from my wallet.
You don't know Japanese.
You are rude.
You stole it.
You are rude.
Come here.
You don't have to say it.
You don't know Japanese.
I see...
Ruby is...
No.
Sorry.
I don't like it.
It is the worst.
Let's hurry to the worst thing. That's the hardest.
That's the hardest.
Watch your language.
If you overdo it, you'll get hurt.
I don't want to get hurt.
I don't want to get hurt. I can win.
I don't want to get hurt.
While you're talking, who's wife is sleeping?
I don't want to get hurt.
Don't cry like that!
While you're being turned around, my wife is also being turned around!
Don't cry like that!