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- You're a great team, but... - We're a bad team.
- What's that supposed to mean? - So, you know...
- This segment... - Yes, yes.
- You should get married! - That's right!
- How long are you going to do this alone?
- That's how it is around here! - Well, if you make one mistake...
- If you make one mistake... - Mr. Kumasumo!
You can't repeat mistakes because you make one mistake, right?
- I don't want to repeat it. - That's right.
It's hard to get over it. There's nothing to be afraid of anymore.
Next up is Mr. Motofuji!
I'd like to fail at least one time.
- Mr. Motofuji hasn't done it yet. - Not even once?
- His lines are all messed up. - You should've worn your own shoes.
- That's right! - That's right!
- Well, in this case, I'll take this stance... - This stance...
You're in the worst position, too.
- Please leave it as it is. - All right!
- Why is it bad? - What?
- Why is it bad? - Why is it bad?
- It's decided, so it's decided. - Yeah.
- We have 30 minutes of communication time. - I see.
- I see.
- We'll never lose in this area. - We'll never lose in this area.
- Are you angry now? - No!
- You're the best! - You're the best!
But you're not young anymore.
Yeah, you're not young either.
To tell you the truth, I'm in the same class as Mr. Downtown.
I'm sorry to say this, but I don't want to lose to Mr. Fuyuki.
What am I supposed to do?
You look like Kurami Mataro.
Who is that?
And last but not least, Terakado!
I've never met anyone like you.
I've met a lot of people like you, but since you're celebrities, I'd throw you out as soon as I met you.
We're in the same place.
I think we're in the same place.
We're like brothers.
We're like brothers somewhere.
Now, I'm going to show you this panel.
There are pictures of 50 different celebrities.
But I'd like you to ask which one of them you like.
Wait a minute. I'm in the comedy club.
It's okay, but we used to do it together.
It's okay because you're in the same class as Mr. Fuyuki.
If you ask me, I'd like you to ask me.
I'd like you to ask me.
It's going to be a long time today.
I don't want to lose just to you.
Who is it?
Excuse me.
There are 50 different celebrities.
But I'd like you to ask which one of them you like.
I'd like you to ask me.
Excuse me.
I'd like you to ask me which one of them you like.
I'd like you to ask me.
Ito Seiko?
You're kidding me!
Wait a minute. I'm under that picture, too.
I just said Ito Seiko.
Please choose a man you think you can date in this picture.
Please pick one.
Hosei Yamazaki.
You're kidding me!
He's so popular!
You're kidding me!
Please pick one you think you can date in this picture.
He's so cute.
Please pick one.
It's Uematsu!
You're kidding me!
Excuse me.
It's me!
Who do you like?
Masayuki Suzuki.
You're kidding me!
Please pick one.
It can't be helped.
It's me!
You're kidding me!
It can't be helped.
You're kidding me!
He's looking at you.
He knows me.
You're kidding me!
Where are you?
You're so manly.
Am I manly?
You're kidding me!
Please pick one you think you can date in this picture.
You're kidding me!
Your fingers are going.
You're kidding me!
That was a good picture!
This kind of normal completion is no good!
Ah, I know, I know.
I know, I know.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Why are you making yourself feel comfortable?
It's a poker show.
It's tough to choose from here!
Ucchan is still left.
Surprisingly, Ucchan, Eguchi, Hideki and Wakano are left.
Oh!
Come on! Come on!
If I'm chosen by this...
You're making mistakes once, so you're going to be happy!
He looked up.
He looked down and looked up at once.
Who?
Why did you look down?
I was surprised!
Why did you look down?
Look up.
But it's fun.
There's no more pieces.
Udo!
Udo Suzuki!
Udo!
This is tough!
Katsumata!
Katsumata, where are you?
Huh?
You always make a fuss and it looks fun.
No, you make a fuss!
You make a fuss!
Katsumata!
You make a fuss!
What did you write?
Oh, carbon dioxide fell!
Carbon dioxide fell!
Carbon dioxide will never fly again!
Carbon dioxide is still there.
Why do you think that?
This is bad!
Let's do this first.
This is really difficult!
Yes!
This program is produced by Kobayashi Seia.
"p" and "g" Nissin products and the sponsor you are watching will provide and send you.
Here you go!
Excuse me, can we have a moment?
No, I'm sorry.
In this box, you can choose one talent you think would be a good partner for you.
Please take it off.
What? No way!
What? What? What?
Please take off your headband.
Oh, is that so? Is that a headband?
How would you feel if you had one?
Specifically?
How would you feel if you had one?
What? What? What?
Thank you!
Really?
There's only this much left.
What? What?
I'm happy.
Please take it off.
No way!
Oh, she's holding it.
Oh, Ms. Hataken.
She's taking off with a crowd of girls.
Goodbye.
No, no, no, no.
She's holding it in her school uniform.
Excuse me, can we have a moment?
In this box, you can choose one talent you think would be a good partner for you.
Please take it off.
What? What?
What do you think of Ms. Kuwana?
She seems kind.
Really?!
She seems kind.
Is that so?
No.
She's holding it in!
No, no, no!
Why are you reacting like that?!
Ms. Kuwana!
Hey, hey!
She seems kind!
Hey, hey!
She's Ms. Kuwana.
Thank you.
She's Ms. Kuwana.
Yes.
She's really Ms. Kuwana.
Since we're here, let's go on a date.
No, I'm in a hurry.
What?!
I can't wait!
Let's go!
Can we go for a little bit?
No, no, no.
Please.
I'm in a hurry.
Can we go for a little bit?
No, no, no.
Can we go for a little bit?
Until we wait for the train.
Yes.
Let's go for tea together.
Yes.
Let's go for a little bit.
Yes.
Let's go.
Thank you for everything.
Thank you.
Thank you very much.
She's holding her shoulder and walking in the city at night.
There are only three of you left.
What?!
There are only three of you left?
There are only three of you left.
Please choose carefully.
One by one.
The smaller one usually rides on the bigger one, doesn't it?
Let's talk about it now.
If you decide, you have to go straight.
Huh?
Are you a motorcycle rider?
Of course. I'm a normal person.
Oh, I see.
Oh, it's okay.
Oh!
Are you Dega-san?
I chose it first.
Dega-san looks noisy, but she's actually kind.
Thank you for waiting.
Oh, she's happy.
Thank you very much.
We're running out of time.
Here you go.
I'd like to have a good night's sleep tonight. Is it okay?
Is it really okay?
Yes, yes, you can have it.
She doesn't like it.
It's completely different from you, isn't it?
Is it true?
Deca-san, you...
It's completely different.
It's different, isn't it?
She's still doing it.
But about this much...
Is it true, Deca-san?
It's true.
Is it?
What do you think?
It looks strong.
Excuse me!
This is cute!
In this board...
You're cute!
One man...
Please choose.
No one.
No one?
Well, you're...
Really?
It's a little blurry.
Thank you.
It's a little blurry.
What part is blurry?
The part where it's a little bald.
Is it okay if it's bald?
It's okay.
No, it's really okay.
Thank you!
Are you going?
Thank you!
Have a good night!
This is amazing!
What should we do?
Can we go home?
This is...
Ask a few more people!
What should we do?
Excuse me!
In this situation...
A man you think you can go out with...
Only you!
He's coming!
Please talk to me.
Is it okay?
Mr. Junaka Dojimi...
What is this?
Is it okay?
You're the most popular...
White...
Thank you!
Why did you choose me?
Thank you!
You chose me, didn't you?
I was the best of them all, right?
You chose me, didn't you?
Yes!
Let's hurry up and pack up
Good job
We were chosen
The person who was chosen first deserves recognition
Nemchan, Kuwano-san, Degawa-no-techi, Nobuki-san and Junma-no-techi
What a shame
I'm glad we were chosen
If only Jimon was left, we wouldn't be able to leave
(Justice)
How do you see Japan as a country?
It is an economically rich country, and certainly the country that exports cars
But that is not all
I live in Japan.
Why don't you come and visit our country, Japan?
Takahiro Kuranoizu, handsome!
Boo!
That's it, that's it, right?
Well, first of all, Kanichi is relieved, but Okiya is clinging.
Yes, line!
Mr. Kanichi!
Hey, talk, talk!
It's all my fault! Please admit it!
Shut up, this guy!
You're blinded by diamonds!
Well, wait a minute, there's something missing.
That's right.
Fujii TV is hanging on Konoha Kiko's little foot, you know?
Hmm...
Well, it's not a big deal even if it's torn.
What?
Well, let's say it.
Well, when I was talking about it, Omiya's face was kicked.
Oh, yes, yes.
It's kicked, but it doesn't matter.
Well, it's powerful, so it doesn't matter.
Oh, yes, yes.
Yes, yes.
It's noisy, isn't it?
Yes, it's noisy.
Let me change it.
Yes.
Mr. Kanichi!
Shut up!
You're blinded by diamonds!
Well, okay, okay, like that.
Yes.
Next year, this month, tonight, this month, let me cloud you with my tears.
Think you're crying somewhere!
Mr. Kanichi!
Omiya!
Yes, cut!
Let's go, let's go like this.
Let's go!
Is the camera okay?
Yes!
Is the camera okay?
Yes!
Is the camera okay?
Good morning, good morning.
What is it?
It's green outside, it's green outside.
It's green outside.
Mr. Kanichi, I'm sorry.
This scene is quite an important scene, so please do your best.
Yes, it's strange for you to say "do your best", isn't it?
You can't always do your best.
Yes, you're right.
Because if you do your best too much, you'll end up like Guts and Ishimoto.
But you're doing your best too, so...
Yes!
Ino Imasosiru!
Okay, cut!
Yes!
Mr. Kanichi!
Scene twenty-four, cut one!
Ready!
Mr. Kanichi!
Hey, talk to me! Talk to me!
Please help me, Mr. Kanichi!
Shut up! I can't see the diamond!
Hey!
You can't do that! You can't do that!
You can't do that!
I'm in the middle of a play right now!
At the end of the play, the one who was always staring at you is your favorite Hanako, Hanako, right?
If you see this, you won't laugh, right?
No, I'm in the middle of a play right now!
Well, you guys are doing your best, so...
Here you go, Epoch's three types of baseball versions!
Mr. Kaga, please!
We're in the middle of a play right now!
Yes, yes, yes!
Please!
Yes, please!
Please!
Yes!
Ready...
Action!
Mr. Kagaichi!
Hey! Talk to me! Talk to me!
I'm in the middle of a play right now! Please control me!
Shut up! You're blinded by diamonds!
This month of this year...
Let me cloud you with my tears...
That's funny, isn't it?
I'm in the middle of a play right now!
Let me cloud you with my tears...
That's funny, isn't it?
I'm in the middle of a play right now!
Let me cloud you with my tears...
That's funny, isn't it?
Cut it out!
Give me that ten-cent bill!
Ten-cent bill!
Ten-cent...
Well, you guys are doing your best, so...
Here you go...
An important part...
I'm getting off.
Thank you.
I'm going downstairs.
Is it okay here?
Please give me some fresh ice.
Thank you.
Don't push me!
Come here!
Hey!
You came here yesterday, didn't you?
Yoyogi...
Yoyogi, you came here for professional wrestling, didn't you?
Yoyogi...
Yes, I did, Yoyogi!
I came here for professional wrestling for the first time, but...
Sit down!
Yes!
It's me!
What?
Takeshi Tsuji!
Takeshi...
Takeshi Tsuji, as young as you are!
Don't you remember me?
Oh, I'm sorry!
Takeshi Tsuji, who fought Dick Tracy in the first match!
Oh, I know Dick Tracy...
Dick Tracy...
Do you know Dick Tracy?
That's what everyone says!
What?
Don't get angry!
What's with your attitude?
Me?
Yes!
What?
As soon as the match began...
Yes!
You stood up!
You went to the bathroom!
Oh, I'm sorry!
You didn't come back until the match was over!
I'm sorry!
I came back right away, but when I came back, it was over!
You came back too early!
It ended in five minutes!
The match ended in five minutes!
You know, the bathroom is long!
Oh, I'm sorry!
You guys flush the toilet once a month, but you flush it in front of Kostra!
What?
Don't get angry!
You know what's going to happen today!
No!
You know me!
I'm going to beat you up!
I'm going to beat you up today!
Me?
Yes, I'm going to beat you up!
No!
What?
You don't like being beaten up by men?
You like being beaten up, but you don't like being beaten up?!
Get your head out of your ass and beat me up!
Come here!
Please, just do that!
I'm going to beat you up too!
Beat me up!
Come here!
Beat me up!
Stop it!
Takechi! Takechi!
Don't do anything stupid!
No!
I'm not mad at you, Takechi!
I'm not saying anything bad!
No!
I'm not mad at you, Takechi!
I'm mad at you for being a king kong of Izumo!
I'm not trying to teach you a lesson!
Let's go!
No!
Don't do it!
What do you want, Takechi?!
Tsujikuro...
Um, I'm sorry, um...
Can you call Tsujikuro for me?
Tsujikuro?
Yes, can you call Tsujikuro for Takechi?
Me?
I'm sorry, um...
No, that's...
That's fine, isn't it?!
No, that's...
That's fine, isn't it?!
C-come here!
Come here!
A professional is calling and a professional is watching!
I'm not a professional either, it's fine!
There's no problem!
Come here!
It's okay!
It's going well, isn't it?!
Let's go!
Hey!
Hurry up!
Um...
No, no, no!
Tsujikuro!
It hurts!
It hurts, doesn't it?!
It hurts!
It hurts more than it looks!
It hurts!
I'm sorry, okay?
Let's go, okay?
Um...
Let's go see the jacket.
Yeah, let's do that.
It hurts, doesn't it?!
Let's go see the jacket.
Yeah, let's do that.
Um...
Let's go see the jacket.
Yeah, let's do that.
Welcome.
Um, first floor.
Understood.
Tonight's game is Missile Go! Go!
You've got to hang on to the super-large, ultra- heavy missile and go attack the green monster!
The further you ride the missile, the more points you'll receive!
Save the earth with good balance and strength or fall to apple death!
So ride, ride, be funkified!
You're called "Better"!
Tonight's team fight is...
Missile Go! Go!
Now, the rules are simple!
You'll all ride the missile behind you!
Got it?
It'll move fast, so if you fall, you'll get points!
Those points are for your team!
First and second rounds are for you two!
For the third round, all four of you will ride it!
Get ready!
Excuse me.
Stop it!
Don't pinch your noses!
That's right!
Give me your arms!
It's better if you just look at it!
It's better if you just stand in the middle!
Hey, do it properly! You've got a bad image!
It's bad if you've got a bad image!
Now, let's go!
Come on!
Let's go!
Go!
I knew Hamada would go first.
What?
I knew Hamada would go first.
Maybe I should go last?
Wait a minute!
Hamada, you go last!
I don't care!
You go last and lead Yuu!
I don't care!
Go!
I don't care!
Here he comes!
I was waiting for you, Kouzen Sekohara!
Kou...
What's Kouzen Sekohara?
Let's go!
Hey!
Go!
Hey!
Which one do you want?
"The Hamabigion"?
Go!
"Hamabigion"!?
- It's hot! - Yes!
Well, the team is still there! Go for it!
You should go a little further ahead.
It's difficult!
Let's go!
20 seconds!
You should do it!
You should do it alone!
I can't do it alone.
Hey!
Get ready for the second round.
Relax! Relax!
Don't close your eyes!
Let's be more united.
Let's make up for it.
Make up for it?
You should do it alone.
Make up for it.
It's the second round.
Let's do it!
20 seconds!
- It's the same, right? - It's the same.
- It's the same, it's the same! - I'm trying my best, but...
Do you want to do it by yourself?
The team with the highest record wins, right?
- Let's do it! - OK!
- It's OK, it's OK. - Why did you make me do it?
You might be able to do it.
- Ryogo, you shouldn't hold it like that. - Yeah.
Why are you being so sweet?
- Did you come to stay overnight? - Should I?
- Why are you being so sweet? - I'm doing it!
Here is the score for the first match.
Twenty points!
Who will say it?
I don't know.
What do you want?
OK!
Let's do it!
The second singer is...
Let's go!
What are you doing?
What?
If you think you're going to fall, jump in front of you.
Oh, that's right.
If you think you can't do it anymore, jump in front of you.
Yes, yes, yes, yes!
Go!
You! You! You! Don't fall in front of me!
You! Don't get on the jump platform!
I sat down.
If it were normal...
You can't do it, you can't do it. You don't know?
My arms are shaking.
Put your weight on the front.
Because the front one is reaching over there.
But how can you sleep like that in front of me?
It's dangerous.
How can you sleep like that?
I won't do it again.
You won't do it again?
Hey!
That's how you feel.
This is bad.
Let's do it!
How many points?
50 points!
I want to do magic.
Please do it!
Let's go, captain!
Let's go!
Are you all right?
Damn it! Damn it!
Excuse me!
Damn it!
Is this English?
Put it higher.
Why are you here?
Get out of here.
Are you all right?
Get out of here.
I got your image.
The record is...
The red part.
Is this English?
It's English.
Who is this?
It's a song.
You look like a comedian.
Are you ready?
Let's do it!
Ready!
Go!
3...
2...
1...
0!
Your score is 30 points!
It's better in front, isn't it?
What should I do?
Now, please!
If it's over 50, it's a reversal!
Then, let's do it!
Two! One!
Fire!
And with that, the team with the highest score is Team Matsumoto's Itao!
This match is Team Matsumoto's victory!
And with that, Team Matsumoto has won!
And that was Team Fight!
Team Matsumoto's victory!
What are you?
Are you a construction worker?
You idiot!
I'm wearing a construction worker's helmet.
Are you a construction worker?
You're cheeky.
Why are you wearing such a helmet?
Because I'm bald.
You're worse than me.
What?
Get up!
You idiot!
What?
What are you doing?
Turn around like this.
What are you doing?
Turn around like this.
Turn around for a moment.
What are you doing?
I have a lizard's body.
You have a lizard's body.
I also have a human's heart.
You also have a human's heart.
You are also a lizard's human.
Lizard's human?
Conversely.
Conversely!
You are lizard's human.
It's the same.
Pareee!
When you said pare...
I will do paree.
What have you done?
Your face?
You said paree.
Do you want to do it with me?
You said paree.
I just met you for the first time.
I see.
Yes, yes.
Huh?
Can you look at me and say, "You look like a stingy old man"?
Yes, yes.
So...
Yes, yes. I'll do it.
So... "Lizard Man" band...
Parade!
It's a little funny.
I'll continue to self-harm.
I'm the owner of this theater!
So, here...
Yes.
I'll say "parade" so...
Yes.
Can you look me in the eye and say "parade"?
Yes.
I'll say "parade" so...
Yes.
Got it?
I'm the owner of this theater!
Parade!
Par... Parade!
Wait a minute.
Shall we stop?
Yes.
Shall we stop?
Wait a minute.
It's funny.
So...
So you'll skip it...
Yes.
All right!
Let's have a match!
What are you good at?
I can do anything.
I'm good with my hands.
Good with your hands?
My mother said that instead of me being good with my hands.
What are you talking about?
You don't even have a house or anything. You don't even need a bamboo horse.
Do you have anything?
My mother said so. You don't need it.
You don't need it anywhere. I was surprised.
You don't even need a bamboo horse.
You don't have anything special. You just need a bamboo horse.
Let's say you have a bamboo horse.
After you leave the horse and go over to this side...
...can you say you have something else?
- Just like that? - You can leave the horse here.
I think it's the best place to go.
I see. When you go in, come out.
I'll connect you with a parade.
I'll leave when you come out as soon as possible.
You know, like you did in the first lesson, you have to do the bamboo horse properly.
You have to practice it.
Right? Part of the lesson is fine like this, so you can do it later.
Just practice hard, okay?
Yes, I'll do my best.
It was cold in the first lesson, wasn't it?
When I was excited at the parade, I was scared.
No, I did it again. I did it again. I was scared.
Yes, you can do it.
There is also the bamboo horse after this.
So even if you do it twice, your head will slip.
Your head will slip because you don't do it.
On the contrary, I like it funny.
On the contrary, you like it funny, don't you?
I think it's funny.
So if you do the bamboo horse properly, you can do it.
Even if your head slips, you can do it.
Let's go and eat.
I'm sorry.
While you're eating, make sure you can do the bamboo horse properly.
I'll be in front of you.
Yes, I'm coming.
I'm sorry.
Go to the Chinese restaurant next door.
Yes, I understand.
I'll be right back.
Yes.
Do your best!
Yes!
Idiot!
I'll be right back.
What's up with you?
I'm just practicing my taekwondo.
You're studying hard, aren't you?
No, but...
I'm Ruby.
Oh, Ruby.
Oh, hello.
I'm Gammon.
He can't speak Japanese.
You don't have to greet me like that.
What's up with you?
You're ugly, aren't you?
No, you're pretty.
Don't look at me like that.
I'm not a stripper like you.
I'm just practicing my taekwondo.
Get up!
Follow me.
Let's go!
One, two, one, two...
One, two, one...
What do you want?
What's up with you?
You're going to play a song like that, aren't you?
Sit down!
You're not a stripper like you.
Spread your legs!
No!
How can you say that?
I'm tired.
These guys are really good!
Why don't you train with them?
I'd love to.
I think you can do it if you get used to it.
I don't think you can do it.
Hey, you can do it!
I'm over there.
Call me if you need me.
Are you all right?
Well, you're that kind of person, right?
Well, I don't think you're a bad person, but...
Do your best.
Thank you.
You speak Japanese?
I don't speak with people I hate.
Thank you.
You're kind.
I want to thank you.
Dance.
No.
I want to thank you.
Dance.
No, thank you.
Look.
No, I don't need your thank you. I won't do anything.
Thank you.
Look.
No, thank you.
Look.
No, I really don't know how to dance.
Dance.
This.
Yes.
Oops.
Where?
Where do you push?
Ah, like this.
I have a bamboo horse practice.
Don't do it!
What?
Don't do it!
Oops!
It's volume, isn't it?
I do like this.
I, a bamboo horse, in a park...
Dance! Dance!
Yes.
Look!
Yes.
Look!
Yes.
It doesn't come out!
Oops!
Yes.
It's because it's stuck.
Don't do it! Don't do it!
In the middle...
Yes.
Roll it back...
From the beginning!
Yes.
Dance! Look!
Yes.
Look!
(Laugh)
Wait a minute.
(Laugh)
But only one.
(Laugh)
Who is it?
(Laugh)
Tell me who you want to drink.
(Laugh)
Who is it?
The worst.
(Laugh)
I'm going crazy.
(Laugh)
Who are you looking at?
(Laugh)
Who is looking at you?
(Laugh)
You are a arrogant bastard.
(Laugh)
I won't forgive you.
(Laugh)
Downtown.
(Laugh)
Downtown Matsumoto is crying.
(Laugh)
Hey.
Do you look like a man from the city?
(Laugh)
You are a weakling.
(Laugh)
Today.
(Laugh)
Even though the road was very crowded.
I have got vaccinated against Starkaid.
(Laugh)
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