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Tonight's game is "zenno ko ikinokori," a quiz game about numbers of 50 panels to choose a question from!
The difference between a wrong answer and a right answer will equal your minus points to chase all your players.
Sweet to death?! Yahoo!
So keep your thinking caps on, you'll pop it up!
Tonight's team fighter is...
"zenno ko ikinokori"!!
Let me explain the rules.
Everyone sits down at the back of the panel.
You say a number you like.
That number has "quiz" in it.
"Quiz"?!
You can guess their height, price, or even their last name.
That's a good way of saying it.
If you're wrong, you'll only get your back panel cut off by "zenno ko" if you're wrong.
Funny!
That's how it is!
The first four people to be cut off lose!
Funny!
"zenno ko" wins.
Funny!
Now, I, Kawabata, will...
No, no, no!
...do a lot of things for you.
Kiss me!
No!
Now, here's a question for Team Hamada.
What number will you choose?
Number 34!
Ms. Kusuda Eriko, a multi-talented woman, how tall is she?
Please answer!
One, two...
One hundred and seventy-three!
Now, the correct answer is...
One hundred and seventy centimeters!
So, the correct answer is...
Three points!
Now, here is a question for team Matsumoto.
Number one.
Number one?
Summer vacation season necessities, Kodak's disposable camera, snap kids ex flash 27 shots.
How much is it?
You can't pay for such a cheap thing!
A hundred yen is not enough!
You have a bad reputation!
Who are you blaming for my reputation?
You!
Now, please answer!
Say it!
One, two...
1,150 yen!
What?!
1,150 yen!
And now...
The correct answer is...
1,800 yen!
What?!
The correct answer is...
700 yen!
This is bad.
You have to do your best.
Kato-san's answer is 7 notes long.
It's a question for Team Hamada.
It's 24!
How much is an adult's admission fee for the top zoo?
One, two...
1200 yen!
It's getting higher and higher!
There are many kinds of animals, right?
The correct answer is...
500 yen!
The correct answer is...
7 points!
Yuu-chan's face is very happy.
What kind of jump will she show us?
Yuu-chan has fallen down!
Let's continue.
It's a question for Team Matsumoto.
Number 5!
It's a question for Number 5!
A chocolate parfait at a cafe.
How much is it?
Please answer!
Hurry up!
700 yen!
The correct answer is...
900 yen!
Will Team Matsumoto get 2 points?
Yuu-chan's face is very happy.
It's a question for Team Hamada.
What number will you choose?
Number 16!
In other words...
How much is an adult's admission fee for the top zoo for one month?
Please answer!
2700 yen!
No way!
The correct answer is...
3600 yen! The correct answer is...
9 points!
The crowd in front of us...
is moving.
Together...
9 points!
You guys are not funny at first.
We won!
Now, the question for Team Matsumoto.
Question 50.
What is the total number of "Matsumoto Hitoshi" in kanji?
Please answer!
23!
The correct answer is...
8+5+2=22!
So, the difference is...
1 point!
Now, the game is over.
The game is over!
Hey! Why don't you know your own number?
Why? Why? It's strange, isn't it?
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine...
You're wrong!
The number "one" is where "one" is.
What?
The number "one" is where "one" is.
Am I "one"?
The number "one" is where "one" is.
Oh, really?
Then I haven't been "one" for thirty-three years.
The number "one" is where you're "one".
All right, I'm sure of it. This is where I'm "one".
I'll do my best with "one".
You can't use this, can you?
That's not funny at all!
Now, here's a question for Team Hamadai.
Yes!
What number?
Number "twenty"!
The current Prime Minister of Japan, Mr. Hashimoto Ryutaro.
Now, how old is he?
Please answer!
Fifty-five years old!
The answer is...
Fifty-nine years old!
The answer is...
Four points!
It's true that Mr. Hashimoto has gained strength.
Here's a question for Team Hamada.
Twenty-one.
"Max Factor" lipstick, "dusting fix" lipstick.
Now, how much is "one" worth?
Please answer!
Twenty million!
Huh?
Oh, wait!
Wait!
Now, the answer is...
Three points!
And...
Twelve points less!
Now, the power of the mind will open the weak!
And the weak will rise!
Class president! Class president!
Class president!
Now...
Tonight is a crazy night!
Huh?!
Fight alone! When you go home, you're alone!
Don't say sad things!
Geez!
Wow, this is getting crazy!
Well, for now...
We'll manage somehow.
Now, Team Hamada's question.
Thirty-one!
Alright! Let's go for thirty-one!
How much is a free pass at Disneyland Tokyo?
Please answer!
One, two...
Four thousand and five hundred yen!
Alright!
The answer is...
Five thousand and one hundred yen!
Five points!
Four points!
Five points!
And also...
Five points!
The rest will go to Tama-chan!
Thank you!
Wow!
He climbed up to the middle of the board!
Now, it's a target match again.
Yes!
It's a question for Hitoshi Matsumoto.
How many cards do you have?
Eight!
He's from Oahu Island in Hawaii.
His name is Akebono Yokozuna.
Now, how old is he?
Young, young!
Please answer!
Young, young!
Twenty-seven years old!
The correct answer is...
Young, young!
Well, things have turned around and things are not looking good.
This is bad! This is bad!
It's still Masato Shie's problem.
Number 12!
Oh, nice!
"Thoroughfare" series.
Well, how many titles are there in total?
Please answer!
Forty... eight!
Yes!
Well, the correct answer is...
"Witch"!
That's awesome!
That's a real first match!
It's like...
I really don't want to lose!
It's like that!
In this episode, P & G...
Nisshin Food...
With sponsorship from...
It's equal!
It's warm and nice!
Alright, Masatoshi Hamada...
How much will you pay?
33!
Oh, nice!
What's this?
A soba shop in Fuji TV's basement...
I don't have money for myself!
Alright, how much will...
How much will you pay?
It's cheap!
It's really cheap!
Please answer!
270 yen!
The correct answer is...
290 yen!
Look at his face! Look at his face!
It's not that complicated!
Matsumoto threw his own sandals!
What is he saying?
Now, Matsumoto Hitoshi!
Yes?
Number nine!
Giant Baba!
Now, how tall is he?
Please answer!
I don't know.
Two meters!
Two meters...tall!
Hey!
That's it! Perfect! Perfect!
That's it!
What do you mean "tall"?
I don't know. Two meters eight!
The correct answer is...
Two meters nine centimeters!
You're doing your best!
You know, the price of ramen and udon...
You're the one who chose it!
That's right, Ken-chan!
Ken-chan, let me take it off!
Take it off!
Now, Hamada-san!
Number forty-six!
Angel Mark's famous...
Morinaga's milk caramel!
Now, how many caramels are in one box?
Please answer!
Fifteen!
Ten!
I'll tell you one thing, but it's not a number!
Hey, how many are in the first box?
Twelve!
Now...
The correct answer is...
Eight!
Seriously, if we lose like this, which one should we do?
What am I doing?
- Basmo-san. - Yes?
What number will you choose?
Forty-five.
Osmo, which started last week.
Now, how many places are there annually?
Please answer!
Four floors?
- Yes! - The correct answer is...
Six floors!
Now, it's a good match!
Now, Hamada-san's question.
Number thirty-six.
In other words, how many prefectures are there in Japan?
Please answer!
Forty-eight!
The correct answer is...
Forty-seven prefectures!
What?
That means...
Team Matsumoto won this match!
MASKED THIEF
Chief, we're ready for the counterattack.
- Ma'am, if the culprit calls you, try to make it as long as possible. - Yes, sir.
- Okay? - Yes, sir.
- Are you okay, ma'am? - Yes, sir.
Wait a minute.
Yes?
- It's me. - Hello? Where are you, Tomokazu?
Don't panic. I'll let you hear me now.
- Mom? Dad? - Tomokazu!
- Hey, you. - Yes?
- You called the police, didn't you? - No.
- You can see the window from here. - What?
If you didn't call, why are you closing the curtains in the middle of the day?
- There's a cop there, isn't there? - No, there's absolutely no one there!
- Then open the curtains! - Yes, sir.
What should we do? What should we do? We have to hurry.
- Let's open it. - What?
- Are you okay, ma'am? - Help me!
- Hurry up! - Please trust me.
- Hey. - Yes?
- Who are they? - They're my parents.
Be like them.
- Hello? - Who are you?
I'm your uncle.
- Your uncle? - Yes.
If you're my uncle, make me some homemade food.
Homemade food?
You can do that, right?
Yeah, yeah, I can do it.
Hurry up.
Got it.
What are you going to do, boss?
I can't do it. I can't do anything.
What's wrong?
Oh, right!
Not homemade food, boss!
Well, I'm the only one who can do it.
Yes.
Please!
Ma'am, what do you have?
Onions, ham, eggs...
Okay! Fried rice!
Oh, fried rice!
Please!
Leave it to me!
Please! Please!
Okay, grab it by the arm and eat it!
Yes! Please! Please!
Please!
Hey, you guys!
Yes?
Have you ever eaten a giant butterfly's fried rice?
No, we haven't.
It's super delicious!
Yes!
I'm not cooking it for you to eat it.
I'm cooking it for you to catch the criminal!
It's delicious!
Yes, it's delicious! It's a giant butterfly's food!
Catch him!
Side!
Hey, you!
Yes!
Damn you, criminal!
I'll catch you for sure!
Look at this!
Wait a minute!
Ken!
Yes!
What's that?
I'm telling you what this is!
You idiot! Can't you tell?
It's a giant butterfly's special fried rice!
Catch him!
It's a giant butterfly's special fried rice!
Catch him!
Tomokazu...
Damn it!
Tomokazu!
It's alright, ma'am.
It's alright, it's alright.
It's alright...
No...
Tomokazu!
No, it's alright.
It's alright, it's alright, it's alright, it's alright!
I knew it...
The super was better, the super was better!
You guys' super is so good!
It's super delicious!
I know it's hard for you guys to believe me...
But when you look at old photos, it's terrible.
I envied my parents.
It was beautiful, looking in the mirror.
That was two years ago...
No, it was about eight years ago!
When I realized it, everyone's reactions were different.
I was surprised when I looked in the mirror.
It was definitely me in the picture.
It's true.
But it wasn't me yesterday or the day before.
It was a new me, a completely new me!
That made me happy every day.
It's not because I'm too popular...
No, it's not like that!
It's because I only had painful feelings in the past.
That's why I want to say something to young people.
You know...
You say that your heart is important, right?
That's just an excuse.
A man is his face, his face!
I feel sorry for ugly people...
But it was a completely new me!
Oh, welcome!
I'm looking for a room.
Oh, then you can go over there...
Manager! Manager, we have guests!
Welcome! I'm Magare of Madobe and Sanshi Katsura.
It's been a while since we've had a morning walk like this.
Manager, we're looking for a room.
Looking for a room, looking for a room...
What kind of room do you want?!
Write it on the flip of your head!
What?!
What?! What?!
There's a lot of green, it's quiet, it's auto- locked,
and there's only a prison in the sky?!
Today, I'm going to give you a special quiz!
If you can answer the quiz correctly, you'll get paid.
Ah, I see.
The quiz is... "What's in the box?"
Got it?
There's something in this box.
Just touch it and guess what it is.
Got it?
Before we start, I'll show you what's in it.
Box, open!
Ah! Ah! This is crazy!
I'm scared! I'm scared!
I'm going to break my fangs!
I won't get caught like this!
Now, what is it?!
What's in the box?!
Now, what is it?! What is it?!
What is it?!
Time's up!
Now, what is it?!
Time's up!
I'm sorry. Please apologize.
No, I didn't apologize...
No, I didn't apologize... Please make a fool of yourself!
Make a fool of myself?
Please say "wingsnaker"!
"Wingsnaker"?
Please apologize and make a fool of yourself!
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, Master.
Mo-e-ne-ya...
Dango and katsumi...
Mo-e-ne-ya...
Grand Tanks...
Welcome!
Well, then!
Let's go again!
What's in the box?
Well...
Time's up!
What's in the box?
"Wingsnaker"!
"Wingsnaker"! "Wingsnaker"!
Well, then!
Here's the answer!
"Kame-no-kata-washi"!
"Kame"... "Kame" and "wingsnaker" are the same animal, but they're totally different!
How come "wingsnaker" and "kame" are the same!?
Well, after the commercial...
The game continues!
But this is "wingsnaker"!
It's not strong people who win, but strong people who win.
Today, to prove it, ten brave men have risen up!
Entertainment world's way to the top of Tetris!
First of all, it's the entrance of ten people who will challenge the strongest Tetris in the entertainment world!
From Kinshan Party...
...Shingo Kazami!
From Naniwa, Sasurai Rock...
...Kuwara Masahiro!
Miguel's Pet Nest Duo...
...Trophy!
Yoshimura Yui...
...and...
...All-Key Nani!
Metris' Meta Woman...
...Arai Yuko!
Do you think you will never lose?
Do you think so?
Yes!
And...
The Game Master who will judge today's battle is...
Do you know him?
Hamazan Master Toshi!
I'm here today to compete against Tetris.
Shut up!
Now, listen to this old man.
From now on, these ten celebrities will compete against an old man who really wants to be the strongest Tetris player in the entertainment world.
Now, everyone, what do you think of this old man mode?
I think you two are just pretending to be Puffy.
Now, you two of Puffy.
What do you think of Tetris?
I'm serious. I'll do my best today.
Seriously! Beat him up!
I'll do my best.
What about you, Yabeo?
I'm fine.
You're talking nonsense!
I'm serious!
Look at me!
I can't do this!
You don't look like you'd be good at it.
I always have a key chain on me.
That little one.
I see. Do your best.
What about you, Aja?
When we were rehearsing, you had this face.
That face was cute.
That's enough!
What about you, Tsugu-san?
She's pretty good.
She's number one.
I'm serious.
But, looking at you, you look like you'd be the strongest.
When we were rehearsing, you were talking nonsense.
I'm counting on you.
I'll do my best.
Now, let's bring out...
This man who will battle you all...
Mr. King of Tetris!
Guests, let me tell you...
It's a self-proclaimed victory!
No one is admitting it!
Self-proclaimed victory, King of Tetris!
But let me tell you, those two... are out of the question.
Yes, yes, yes, I feel like I'm a loser.
The question is the best.
- It's you, isn't it? - It's you, isn't it?
It's like... what is it?
It's you, isn't it?
This is bad.
But if you pay attention, there's a chance you'll lose here.
- Yeah. - Yeah.
It's like "Fujiko Fujio F".
There's only one round, so if you lose even once, it's over.
- Yes. - Yes.
So we don't know what you're here for!
Now, let's start with the first round!
Ready your mirrors!
- It's you, isn't it? - It's you, isn't it?
It's you, isn't it?
Wait a minute! Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
- It's you, isn't it? - It's difficult!
It's you, isn't it? Hang in there!
It's you, isn't it?
Wait!
It's you, isn't it?
Maruno-san, in that fight, you can't do it by yourself!
No, if I were in that fight, I think I wouldn't be in danger at all!
I'm really scared! I'm going to quit fighting!
Okay, get ready!
Let's go! Second round, get ready!
Masairo Kuwana, you're doing great!
Yes, yes, yes!
You're doing great, Masairo Kuwana, you're doing great!
Masairo Kuwana!
Oh, is this going to be okay?
Yes, yes! Don't rush, don't rush!
But, you know...
Oh, no, no, no!
Oh, no!
Masairo Kuwana!
I didn't know this place was a junkyard
The real game starts now
I've been waiting for this moment for a long time
The third person
Let's go
Ready
It's not a bad thing to be fast
I'm sure of it
Nice
He's fast
He's got a straight face
He's amazing
Ouch!
Nice!
We are...
More and more people are in danger!
What's wrong with you?
Let me go!
I don't know what's wrong with me!
What's wrong with you?
I feel dizzy!
Even when I see Aja's face, I feel like I'm going to faint!
If you lose like this, you lose!
You can't do anything about it!
But you're not an editor!
You can't do anything about it!
Put the bow at the farthest end.
Yes.
And put it in.
I'm sorry, but can you put it at the farthest end?
I'll have you do it again from here.
Oh, is that so?
Of course!
It's the first time you've lost 15 people in a row, right?
Oh, is that so?
If you had your usual strength, it would have been easy.
Really?
No, even if I lose my car, I can still light up the city hall's windows.
No, but...
I don't have that kind of strength!
Of course you don't!
You're the chief of Sangaia!
Okay, get ready!
Bingo!
Not bad, not bad, not bad!
Not bad, not bad...
No!
Not bad, not bad...
Bingo!
Not bad, not bad, not bad!
Bingo!
Not bad, not bad, not bad!
That was really close!
You're good at this!
Okay, you lost.
You lost.
You could have won a little more easily!
Okay, new challenger!
It's Ami.
Okay, here we go!
Third person, get ready!
Get ready!
She's got a long way to go...
She's coming, she's coming, she's coming!
Here we go!
Bingo!
Not bad, not bad...
That was really close!
She's gone.
Okay, let's go!
Fourth person!
Oh, no!
Get ready!
Bingo!
What?!
I can't keep up with you!
Because you're not doing anything!
Why are you doing that?!
Oh, no!
I don't like this!
Oh, no!
I'm still losing!
Idiot!
Oh, no!
I lost!
Okay, fourth person!
Okay, fifth person, let's go!
Gammon!
I'm counting on you!
Just win!
Here we go!
Fifth person!
Gammon!
Gammon, you can do it!
Oh, no!
This is...
This is... good!
Bingo!
This is really good!
Bingo!
This is...
This is really good!
(The next day)
Oh, yes, yes!
Hello!
Oh, you're here!
I'm sorry for the mess.
Oh, you're here too, Masa!
Masaki, sorry for disturbing you.
Come on in!
It's nice in here, isn't it?
It's a big table here.
Let's eat together.
Masa, this is your room.
Isn't it nice in here?
It's nice in here.
Study hard in here.
Mitsuku and I will stay here.
Oh, you...
It's fine.
But why did you move so suddenly?
Well, you know...
I wasn't good at staying in one place for a long time.
But you were only there for half a year.
It's fine if you say that.
The three of us can live here.
We don't need a room.
It's better than living outside.
Right, Masa?
Right?
Who is it?
Sakagi!
Hey!
You ran away again.
I'm going to kill you.
Don't you dare look at me like that!
Hey, what are you doing?
All right!
Are you all right?
Run away.
Hey!
You were only there for half a year.
Now, listen carefully and give me back what I gave you!
Give me back my two million yen!
Wait a minute...
What's wrong with you?
Stop it, please.
How much is it?
Two million yen!
Two million?
No, one million!
You can only lend me one million yen!
One month?
Two million?
You're the one who borrowed it.
Mr. Salaryman, there are many ways to repay it.
What are you doing?
You're dirty!
I'm sorry.
Please wait a little longer.
I'll repay you for sure.
Hey!
If you don't pay me back,
I won't let you pay me back.
What are you talking about?
If you don't pay me back,
I won't let you pay me back for two months.
Stop it, please.
Hey, Sagi!
Mitsuko!
Please tell me...
I don't like it.
Sagi!
Let me go!
Shut up!
I told you to shut up!
What are you doing?
If you don't pay me back, I won't let you pay me back.
Pay you back?
What is this place?
This is Shonbenjibitton!
Sagahi!
Hey, Masa!
Yes, sir!
Didn't you pay me back for two months?
Yes, sir!
I'll pay you back.
If you don't pay me back,
I won't let you pay me back for two months.
Ten hundred thousand...
Eight million yen!
Are you kidding me?
Eight million yen?
This guy's salary is two million yen!
Two million yen?
Sagahi, is that how much you owe me?
What am I supposed to do?
Shut up!
Shut up, you idiot!
Shut up!
Hey, let's go!
You can't pay me back in two months!
Wait, wait, wait!
That's...
Don't fight!
Shigeru-chan!
Chief!
How long are you going to take to get here?
I'm sorry.
Everyone, get ready.
I, Nakano, will be doing something funny.
My name is Gamaguchi Kaneko.
Shigeru-chan.
Yes?
What's wrong with you?
Oh, well...
Let me explain.
Oh, I see.
What is this?
I don't know.
What is this?
Um...
It's a lizard.
Lizard?
Um...
I don't know.
To put it simply, it's a lizard.
You're talking!
What is this?
Shigeru-chan!
What is this?
You...
How many years have you been dating me?
Huh?
Compared to that old woman...
Huh?
What is this?
This lizard smells more like money than you!
Either you take me or I'll take you!
Okay, I'm done.
I'm done.
Let's go!
Wait a minute!
What's wrong with you?
This man has nothing to do with it!
Right, Mr. Sakagi?
No, no!
That's not right!
Right, Mitsuko?
That's enough, really!
You're so pathetic, really!
Compared to that...
You seem like a man.
I don't know if you only had 80,000 yen...
But that 80,000 yen is worth 2 million.
And...
Even your own body...
What are you?
You're just running away!
It's your own debt, isn't it?
Mr. President...
Please take good care of Tokage.
Shigeru, let's go.
What's going on?
Hey, wait a minute!
Shut up!
It's none of your business!
Don't touch me!
It's none of your business!
Mr. President!
Masako...
Mr. President!
What's wrong with you?
I can only think of five things.
Well, you know...
You know...
The three of you...
You're really cooperative.
You get on Tokage's nerves and...
You know...
Are you waiting for medicine?
I'm sorry, but...
Now...
I'll try to make you look at me.
Let's ask Mr. Hamada.
That was...
Two memories in one take.
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