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"Downtown"'s "Monogotsu" special! Tonight, we have a fun showdown between K-1 fighters and "gotsu" members -- "Variety Wars"!
It's the sixth "Bokema" show! This time, everyone will become aliens! Who will be penalized for the lowest "boke"?!
Musashi and Osmo will have a softball match! The match will be between Homuram and Oshu! Which of them will win?!
In "Ikia to Asobou" -- "Yasuoka Rikiya"'s "Wagamama" corner -- you can't force yourself to drink matcha and hamajan!
Of course, "gotsu" special "shortcont" will also appear! And popular "tokage no osu" will also appear!
"Monogotsu" special is starting now!
First, from K-1 team...
ACKY FUGE!
MICHAEL BELL!
Angle!
Rock!
TAMIUMI CRECO!
And the captain of SEIDO TOURNAMENT, ISHII KAZUYOSHI!
Next, from GODS TEAM, IMADA KOJI!
IMADA KOJI!
ITAO IZUKI!
KURADO TAKAHIRO!
MATANE KOSHIWA!
Today we have a special guest.
That's right.
Where are we today?
Tokyo...
Big Sight.
You were holding it!
You're lying!
Look at our members today!
They're amazing!
But, chief!
Yes, chief!
You have a bad feeling about the 18th, don't you?
K-1 STAR WARS.
Right?
Before that, let's play a little.
That's right.
We'll win so we don't get injured.
That's right.
If we get injured before the match, it's a pity.
It's a mirror.
Right?
Today, various games will be played from here.
I see!
We'd like you to compete against them.
Understood!
First of all, the strongest band!
With no power!
Let's fight here!
KICK MACHINE GAME
All right!
So...
Yes!
With this "kick machine"...
Yes!
...how big of a number will it be?
Yes!
I see.
All of us will kick, right?
Yes.
The result of that and...
Yes.
Then...
The winning team will choose three people...
Three people will choose...
Yes!
In total of those three people...
Masato will win.
That's right!
Yes!
Is it all right for you to choose three people out of six?
It's all right!
Huh?
Are you confident?
I'm confident!
Laugh! Laugh!
First, the eastern blacksmith!
Go! Go!
Go!
Here we go!
How much does he weigh?
435 kg!
It's fine, it's fine, you can do it!
How much does he weigh?
Go ahead!
409 kg!
Oh!
Are you OK?
310kg!
Go straight!
Go!
Ouch!
Can you bend over?
324kg!
Asatoshi Hamada as a fan!
Ouch!
He's fired up!
Ouch!
383kg!
Matsumoto Hitoshi as a fan!
282kg!
He's fired up!
How many points do you have now?
52147 points!
Now, can these 2147 points
be exceeded
by three people,
K-1 team?
First of all,
Sam Greco!
Sam!
Rebound!
Six hundred and six hundred and fifteen kilograms!
Next is Musashi!
Over five hundred kilograms!
Six hundred and ninety...
Nine!
Who is it? Who is it? Wait! Wait!
Now, Mike Gerland!
He took off his jacket!
A loud sound echoed!
Over six hundred kilograms!
Six hundred and twenty kilograms!
Now, the total score of these three people...
One thousand eight hundred and forty-two!
The Dodgers team wins!
The K-1 team hasn't returned yet!
The Dodgers team wins!
The second round!
Rock, paper, scissors!
The K-1 team has Andi Fugue!
He is this year's K-1 GRAND PRIX champion!
Now, it's time for the match!
Now, let's do it!
One, two...
Hit, cover, rock, paper, scissors!
Rock, paper, scissors!
OK, OK!
One, two, three!
Cover, rock, paper, scissors!
Drop it more!
Hammer! Hammer!
Please, hammer! Please!
What will happen?
Let's see what happens!
Oh, I'm scared!
Here we go!
One, two, three!
Cover, rock, paper, scissors!
OK!
Let's do it later!
That's right!
Go for it!
One, two, three!
Cover, rock, paper, scissors!
Here we go!
How did you feel?
Well...
He was protecting it, well...
Now...
Now it's safe!
Safe!
I wonder what will happen!
Let's see what happens!
Hamm..er..rock..science...
Paper...
Rock...
Scissors...
Dog Team wins again!
The third match is...
...the hot fighting king Culter!
Now, here, in the hot water, there is a card with numbers written on it.
Yes.
From now on, we will give you a calculation formula, a mathematical problem,
so please take out that answer from the hot water.
The correct answer will receive points.
If you do it three times and get two points, you win.
The problem is...
this one!
Five plus one is...
Now, which one will fly out?
The microphone is too hot!
Now, the answer is...
The answer is...
Of course, it's 6!
The next question is...
4 plus 5 minus 1 is...
8!
Once again, the answer is 8!
The next question is...
The answer is...
6 plus 6 is...
The microphone is too hot!
The next question is...
The answer is...
7!
This broadcast is brought to you by these sponsors.
Now, it's started!
As expected, captain Matsumoto used some technique just now!
Oh, he's fast!
Now, will he be able to pass the 4th stage as well?
Captain Ishii is still unable to pass!
As soon as possible, to the captain of the 4th stage!
Ah, Matsumoto made a little mistake!
Now, the captain has also made a mistake!
The captain is increasing more and more!
Captain Ishii!
Yes!
You're doing a great job!
It's bad!
It's still bumpy!
It's bad!
Now, this is quite a lead for Matsumoto!
Ah, this is bad!
Ah, the captain only has a few cuts left!
Ah, to the limit line!
How will he pass? Will the cut be okay?
Ah, he can't pass! He can't pass!
It's bad!
Matsumoto wins by one cut!
The 5th round!
Gyoza making match!
Within 1 minute and 30 seconds, the team that makes the most Gyozas wins!
How many can you make?
Don't kiss me!
Now, Gyoza making match!
Ready...
Go!
He's cutting!
He's using a big hand!
And he's cutting a small piece with a big hand!
Now, Gyoza making match!
But he's cutting it!
It's bad! It's bad!
Don't drink it!
Within 1 minute!
The eastern school building is finally being taken down.
The school building is now under the control of the police.
What are you doing?
It doesn't matter if the school law is violated or not.
What are you doing?
I'll pay you back later!
Get out of my way!
Fifteen seconds!
Alright, alright, alright!
Ten seconds!
Nine!
Eight!
Seven!
Six!
Five seconds!
Four!
Three!
Two!
One!
Time's up!
We're entering the school building.
The eastern school building has been taken down.
Which team will win?
One by one!
Since it's a draw, let's do rock, paper, scissors and see who wins!
Let's do it!
Alright, it's a draw, so we'll use special rules!
These two look best together!
They're already staring at each other!
Here we go!
One, two!
Rock, paper, scissors!
One, two!
Rock, paper, scissors!
One, two!
Rock, paper, scissors!
- You've gotten used to it, haven't you? - Yeah, I've gotten used to it.
- Here we go! - But still, it's cool.
One, two!
Hit, hit, kick, kick!
Yes! Yes, yes!
- Riichi, okay? - Okay, Riichi.
- Yes, Riichi.
- Riichi, okay? - Yes, yes!
Here we go!
One, two!
- One, two! - Yes, yes!
Wild crowd!
Let's go to the base!
Oh!
The mechanism is also fixed.
If you get both of them, you lose!
Ready...
Set...
Now, we are going to start the operation.
Hey, old man!
You picked up girls at karaoke box three years ago, didn't you?
Ha ha ha ha!
That's...
Anyway, you told me to pick up girls at karaoke box three years ago, didn't you?
Ha ha ha ha!
Hey!
Don't make me hit you in the face!
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
Ha ha ha ha!
I'm going to make you hit me in the face!
Ah! Oh! Oh! Oh!
Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
It's coming!
Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
The kick and pain are coming!
Oh! Oh! Oh!
Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
I'm going to make you hit me in the face!
Now, I'm going to twist you!
Oh! Oh! Oh!
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
Oh! Oh! Oh!
I'm going to make you hit me in the face!
Now, I'm going to twist you!
Oh! Oh! Oh!
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
Oh! Oh! Oh!
Ouch! Ouch!
Ha ha ha ha!
Spin! Spin!
Fly and spin! Fly and spin!
Ouch! Ouch!
Kurosuke wins!
It was a great game!
Everyone looks like Kurosuke!
Kurosuke looks great!
Go ahead!
What are you doing?!
Who told you to do it slowly?!
You should have done it properly earlier!
Were you recreating it yourself?!
Seriously, Kurosuke, why are you doing it so slowly?!
Are you filming a TV show?!
The final round is...
Everyone, please look under the ring!
Kurosuke wins!
Kouji came out for a moment.
But it was too late for him.
Now, now...
Now, Kouji of east is...
Kouji of east is now...
What are you going to do, Yuntan?!
Now, Yuntan is going backwards.
He's going backwards. Oh, he used his backpack!
He's going backwards!
The coalition is going backwards!
As expected, the company is in trouble.
The chairman is also very happy.
I want you to stop what you are doing.
Hey! Hey!
I was saving the east!
Where are you going?
You will die!
Hey you!
What are you doing?
Hey you!
Is this your play back of youth for you?
Hold it.
It's annoying because you are moving around like that!
I am moving! I am moving!
What?
Because you are moving around like that!
What?
Be honest!
But why is yours so long?
Because you are moving around like that!
Oh, it stopped.
It stopped.
So!
Four against three!
Keiran team won!
He doesn't talk much.
He doesn't listen at all.
Keita san!
Hello, Keita!
Hello!
You are here!
Hello!
Congratulations!
Thank you!
Um...
I know it's sudden, but...
Could you show me your face?
Please!
Your face!
(Laughter)
Please wait a moment.
(Laughter)
Is it a joke?
I'm sorry.
Thank you.
Congratulations.
I wanted a girl's face.
(Laughter)
I'm sorry.
Thank you.
(Laughter)
Is it a joke?
I'm sorry.
Is it a joke?
I'm sorry.
It's my first time.
What did you do?
I don't know.
You don't know?
I don't know.
(Laughter)
You're a fool.
You're a fool!
I'm sorry.
Thank you.
I'm sorry.
Congratulations.
I'm sorry.
Congratulations.
Where you from?
I'm not sure.
Thank you.
Did you have children?
Yes, I had.
I didn't have children until I had my last child.
(Laughter)
Excuse me, ma'am.
What's your name?
My name...well, I'd like you to grow up to be a strong girl.
Ah, I see what you mean.
Well, let me show you.
Excuse me.
Female, female...
What do you think?
I'm sorry.
Name?
It's a joke.
I'm sorry.
Sorry about that.
I'm sorry about that.
That's fine.
Then, what's your name?
What do you mean by that name?
To grow up to be a strong girl.
I see what you mean.
Let me show you.
Excuse me.
Female, female...
What do you mean by that name?
Female, female...
It's a joke, isn't it?
Here you are.
Thank you.
(snoring)
You like it?
(laughter)
Where is it? Where is it?
Is it me?
(laughter)
Hey!
(laughter)
What's funny?
Hey!
It's me!
Hey!
You took it away last night, didn't you?
Yeah, yeah.
It's me!
(laughter)
Don't you remember?
Look at me, pamphlet!
I'm waiting for you!
Hey!
(laughter)
Tsuji Takeshi!
What?
It's Tsuji Takeshi!
What's up with you?
It's Tsuji Takeshi, who played Dick Tracy in the first game.
You're mad, aren't you?
What?
What do you mean?
You've been making fun of me, haven't you?
No, I haven't.
From the beginning.
(laughter)
No, I haven't.
(laughter)
Be honest with me.
(laughter)
You made fun of me when you were injured in the ring.
No, I haven't.
You made fun of me when you said "Tsuji Takeshi", didn't you?
(laughter)
No, I haven't.
Try saying it in the ring.
What?
Try it.
Me?
Yes.
Huh?
Try it in the ring.
Try saying "Tsuji Takeshi".
Yes.
Try it.
Huh?
Tsuji Takeshi!
(laughter)
What's so funny?
(laughter)
I've been doing this for decades.
(laughter)
I'm sorry.
Hey!
I'm sorry!
Are you scared?
No, no.
Wait a minute.
You're mean.
No, I'm not.
But you made fun of me at the end.
Yes.
"Tsuji Takeshi".
Yes.
(laughter)
You made fun of me at the end.
Yes, I know.
You didn't say "Tsuji".
Yes, yes.
What did you say?
No, I didn't say anything.
You said it.
Huh?
You said you didn't care and you should say it.
(laughter)
You made fun of me at the end.
Give me some time.
(laughter)
You said you didn't care and you should say it.
(laughter)
I'm sorry.
This is "tsuji".
Yes, yes.
It's "tsuji" without "shinnyou".
(laughter)
Oh!
You didn't know?
(laughter)
You didn't know, did you?
I didn't know at all.
(laughter)
You don't know what you're doing, do you?
Oh!
I didn't know what you were doing.
(laughter)
I'm sorry.
Oh, I got it.
I got it.
Yes.
I'm sorry.
You...
Wait a minute.
I'm sorry.
Then you didn't know?
I don't think anyone knows that.
(laughter)
You were doing "tsuji" for me, weren't you?
"Shinnyou" is this side of...
This is not destructive power.
You're appealing "tsuji" Takeshi.
(laughter)
What is it?
What is it with you?
I'm sorry.
I'm really sorry.
Yes.
I'm sorry.
You were talking with your friend.
You were talking with your friend, weren't you?
Yes.
Call him.
I'm angry.
No, but...
I'm angry with "tsuji" Takeshi.
Call him now.
Are you going to call me now?
Yes.
(laughter)
Maybe he's sleeping.
Hurry up!
Yes.
Tsuji is coming home.
(laughter)
Oh, he's here.
Oh, now.
Can you come home for a moment?
No, he's coming.
Tsuji Takeshi.
Tsuji Takeshi!
That's enough! I'll say it!
(laughter)
Hey!
Tsuji Takeshi!
(laughter)
Tsuji Takeshi!
(laughter)
You were here last night, weren't you?
Tsuji Takeshi!
You were with Dick.
Did you know?
You knew.
Hurry up!
Yes.
(door opening)
Did you know it was Dick?
No, he's...
What?
You like Dick Takeshi?
No, but I think you can tell from his face.
Really?
Yes.
Now!
What is it?
Oh, Tsuji Takeshi.
(laughter)
Who is Tsuji Takeshi?
(laughter)
Line up!
No, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, too.
It's a telegraph shop!
(laughter)
Line up!
Line up already!
I'm sorry, it's just a shop.
I'm sorry.
Stop it!
Let's go!
I'm sorry!
Tsuji, let's go!
Stop it!
Oh!
Dick!
Takeshi, that's enough!
Shake hands!
I'm sorry!
Takeshi, stop saying stupid things!
I'm sorry!
Takeshi...
You!
I'm...
I'm sorry!
Shake hands!
I'm a man, too!
I don't approve of you shaking hands!
(laughter)
Is there a camera?
Look at the camera!
Look!
I'm sorry!
Let's take a picture!
It's okay!
Is it still there?
Take it away!
Dick, you're too nice!
- That's enough! - You're too nice!
- Just take one picture! - I'm not wrong!
I'm sorry!
What will you do?
Will you take a picture with me?
Just now?
Huh?
Can you take a picture?
I'll take it!
I'm sorry!
You guys don't know me.
You didn't look like me back then.
Let's go.
Here you go.
Cheers!
One more!
I'm sorry!
One more!
I'm sorry!
I know!
I'm sorry!
I know!
I'm sorry!
Let's go!
Here you go!
Cheers!
I'm sorry!
Thank you!
That's enough.
Thank you.
Let's go.
Thank you.
I'm sorry.
One more?
Just one more.
I see.
Take it.
You said it.
I'm sorry.
Let's go with double.
That's enough.
Really.
Hurry up!
We don't have time.
We don't have film.
Film?
We don't have it.
Hurry up!
I'm sorry!
Let's go!
Double!
Here you go!
I dropped it!
I'm sorry!
Thank you!
Did you drop it?
I'm fine!
Are you okay?
I'm fine!
Let's go!
Thank you!
He's a good guy!
I'm sorry!
Touch me!
I'm sorry!
Let me do it!
Thank you!
I'm sorry!
Let me do it!
Come back!
I'll come back and support you!
I'm sorry!
Really!
Good luck with the match!
Good luck!
Here we go!
You're good!
Did you understand?
I understood right away!
Then, there's one more thing.
What was his name again?
Dredge?
This guy?
This guy!
Let's go crazy in space fantasy!
Thank you for your hard work!
Yes!
This is the sixth time we count the number of times!
Is it the sixth time?
Yes!
I don't know if it's going to be fun or not today!
I don't know!
For now, let's have the contestants enter!
Contestants enter!
Yes!
Nice to meet you!
Is it okay?
Today, we have prepared a special set like this!
UFOs have landed in a city with a country!
Everyone, please become aliens!
Get off the vehicle and go crazy!
Yes!
We will do the scoring!
The person who was the coldest will receive a terrible punishment!
Today is terrible!
I think this punishment game will be a day's work!
It will take a day!
You...
What is it with you?
It's cold! It's cold!
It's cold!
It's cold! It's cold!
You did it just now!
You're being too modest!
Now, everyone...
Yes!
Let's do our best!
Please win and decide who will go first!
Yes!
We will do the match!
What should we do first?
Let's do the usual rock-paper-scissors competition!
Please do it off-camera!
Let's do it right now!
First person is the East High School!
Let's do it!
Um...
You've done this 5 times before, so you may not remember...
Yes!
But you've done poorly in this show, right?
Um...
I've won it once in the past...
Have you won it?
Have you won it before?
No...
I've won it once in real life!
In real life!
Thank you very much!
You're welcome!
I haven't won it at all!
Huh?
Don't end it on your own!
No way! You've won it before!
I've won it before!
Have you?
Yes, yes, yes!
Yes!
Now, for now...
You're the best!
Yes!
Yeah!
Can someone give me a big hand?
I did it!
I got it!
Here it is!
Mr. Higashino's score is...
39 points!
Well...
That's right.
Hey, don't say "hey", you know?
Yes.
You have to say "39 points" to convince me.
Hey, answer me!
It was funny! It was funny!
39 points
Yeah!
It was funny the moment it opened!
Thank you!
That's a big 12 seconds.
I'm glad you said that.
Now, Mr. Takano...
Yes!
Standby!
Yes!
Is it okay if I don't drink?
It's okay!
I put it inside!
There's a giant inside!
Don't drink it!
I'm scared!
Is this the second time?
That was funny!
Yashiro's face was a little...
What?
Oh, the second time?
It was funny!
Yeah.
It was funny!
Yes!
Now, Kurano's score is...
Kurano is...
54 points!
Now, the three of you...
Yes!
Let's sing, Itsuji!
Yes, thank you!
Let's go, Ito!
Let's sing!
Rock, paper, scissors!
Okay, sit down with your parents!
How are you doing?
I wonder if that's a minus...
Okay, Itao-san's score is...
59 points!
Thank you!
Itao-san is in the lead!
Now, let's see how Imada-kun does!
With 39 points...
If Imada-kun gets 39 points, there will be no punishment, right?
That's right!
I've been looking at my part-time paper...
Hey, Tansu!
Well, your laughter and Shin's response are different, so...
Well, well, well, it's different, but...
Well, I guess I'll take it.
It was long.
Yes!
Mr. Imada!
Mr. Imada's final score is...
32 points!
This is...
totally funny!
Wait a minute! Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
Am I hearing things?
Wait a minute!
Hey, Shin!
Tell me more about it!
We don't have much time!
Next!
You do it!
Do it!
Next!
You do it!
Why didn't I do it before?
When I did it, I realized that you are a god.
You! You! You! You are a perverted man!
When you do something, you have to get the customer's psychological state first!
No, you, you...
You! You always do it like a bad sin!
In a sense... In a sense, I think we should end this segment.
No, no!
It's too dark to laugh anymore!
I knew it!
Welcome!
Oh, no.
Come on, everyone!
Please come here.
Well...
- OK, here's the score! - Penalty game is decided!
- First of all, Mr. Wazubo's score is... - 48 points!
- 40 points! - You must be kidding!
You're the one who told me.
- It's a joke! - It's a joke!
The 32nd Pokémon World Championship is held in Imada County!
Mr. Matsumoto, how many people are waiting for you in Imada?
Ah, well, Mr. Imada is...
Um...
He will walk around Tokyo 23rd District impersonating you.
- Really? - Yes.
Well, you can watch it at the end.
The ending is good, isn't it?
Well, it's a little...
Well, that's it for now!
That's all for today's Pokémon Show in Space Fantasy!
- Hey, wait up! - What are you doing?
- I said, wait up! - What are you doing?
- Wait up! - Hurry up!
OK!
Happy Birthday, East!
Yay!
Go, go, go!
Yay!
You guys! I didn't notice at all!
That's right! I was desperate!
Yay!
Hide it! Hide it! So you don't find out!
I didn't notice at all!
That's right! That's right!
I wanted to see your happy face!
That's right! That's right!
So you're happy that we don't find out!
- That's right! - That's right!
I was doing my best not to find out!
Because I wanted to see your happy face!
But congratulations, you're twenty-nine?
- Nine! Nine! - Nine!
- That's a bit old, isn't it? - It's a bit old, isn't it?
- But I'm really happy! - You are!
- Before you die, we'll be friends! - OK!
Before you die, we'll be friends!
I wanted to see your happy face!
So you're happy that we don't find out!
- You're happy that we don't find out! - I'm happy!
- OK! - What's this?
- Here! - Thank you!
- Open it! - It looks like a present!
- What? It's a present for you! - I'm so happy!
- It's a limited edition 500 yen present! - Thank you!
- For you! - Why?
- Hey! - Huh?
- Why? - Oh, I'm sorry!
- I said I didn't need a present with you, but you said you wanted to see Enchi! - That's right!
- Why did you say you wanted to see him? - I suddenly asked you that!
- Yesterday? - Yesterday!
- But I went to buy it that day! - No, you suddenly asked me yesterday!
- No, I asked you yesterday if you wanted a jeepney! - Then you gave me an Enchi!
- I know! I know! - And I called you, but I didn't have time!
- You didn't have time to call me, but you called me right away and you said you wanted an Enchi?!
- What's with you?! - I'm sorry, but...
- But you really like this, don't you? - Yeah, yeah!
- Do you want to be the only one who speaks English? - No, that's not what I mean!
- I didn't have time! - What?!
- You know, you have a lot of lust, so you put it in your lust and you can't get in touch with me again, so you're embarrassed!
- I'm not embarrassed! I didn't call you! I called you for that!
- I'm sorry! - What?!
- I'm sorry! - You're sorry for that?!
- I'm sorry! - Hey, East!
- Yes? - East!
- Yes? - Why am I in such a bad mood?!
- The reason I'm in such a bad mood is because there are people who are in a bad mood!
- Why are you apologizing?!
- You don't know that?!
- I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
- I'm sorry!
- Don't make me angry! I'm really scared!
- If you're going to fool me like that, I'll apologize!
- I'm sorry! - That's not what I meant!
- I'm sorry! - You didn't have time!
- It was physically impossible for me! - I'm sorry!
- Hey, this is it! - I'm sorry!
- This is a gift from you two! - No, you can't say that! I didn't do anything!
- It's about time! - I brought it here, so it's my gift!
- You're fast!
- I'm sorry! - No, you don't have to apologize!
- I'm not fooling you! - You're not fooling me!
- I'm sorry! - You're not fooling me!
- There is one person in this plane who is in a bad mood!
- You say what you say!
- That's an excuse!
- You can't say that! You can't say that! You can't say that!
- Hey, what are you talking about?
- We're about to land, so get dressed and get ready!
- Yes! - Yes!
- Okay? Please get dressed!
Don't cry.
You don't have to talk about your body.
Don't be angry. Don't be angry. Don't be angry. It's okay. Don't be angry.
Okay. Okay.
You know it yourself. You know it. You can't turn it around and make friends.
That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. Friends. Friends.
You know, using a microphone...
I don't know what to say.
Why are you telling us what to say?
I don't want it to be thought of as the best of three.
That's not allowed.
If I do it, you don't want it. You definitely don't want it.
Isn't it true?
You certainly don't want it.
That's why you won't say it to me.
It's forbidden.
Absolutely forbidden.
You have to say it.
It's forbidden for me to say "it is."
Otherwise, it's impossible for me to understand you.
Tell me that it's not allowed.
That's no use. Being able to use microphones like that.
That was bad. That was bad.
If you don't say it, I'll say it.
I don't know. I can't say it myself.
If you don't say it, everyone will think it's a lie.
Absolutely not.
It's possible.
I don't know.
Just say it.
I can't say it.
So...
Excuse me, it's me.
Yes.
Sorry.
I can't say it to the audience.
The audience will be anxious.
About what?
Will this plane be okay?
How can you say it as a lie?
Just say it.
I can't say it.
Why not?
Because...
You've heard about Tezuka and all that.
You've known about Tezuka for a long time, haven't you?
I knew about the arrival ceremony.
You've been lying about it for a long time.
It's abnormal.
It's normal for you to lie like that.
It's weird.
You want me to say it?
People think you're lying.
You...
You want me to say it?
Just because you think it's a lie...
No, I don't think you're lying.
Why not?
I'm not lying.
You're not lying.
You think you're lying.
You just think you're lying.
You just want to make people know the truth.
I'm not lying.
You're lying because you're saying it.
That's wrong.
I don't hate losing.
I don't like losing even if I haven't lost.
What do you mean you've lost?
It may be strange.
You're lying.
I'm lying.
If you compare it with my side, if you say only about my side, your side is inferior to my side.
If you only talk about my side, you are inferior.
Yes.
Let's say it. Let's say it all.
That's what you said. That's what you said now.
I can't say it.
No, can you say my name? Say it.
If you don't say it, even if I say it, people will think it's a lie.
This is...
No, no, even if I say I'm bullied, no one will believe me.
Even if I say I'm bullied, no one will believe me.
Why are you being bullied? Why are you being bullied?
Are you bullying me? In a sense.
Why?
You are bullying my side, aren't you?
I'm being bullied. I'm being bullied. I'm being bullied.
Why are you being bullied?
You should say it.
Why don't you say it?
You should say it properly.
What should I say?
So far, so far, so far for me, it's my side.
However, it has nothing to do with the flight.
It has nothing to do with it.
So you understand me?
Yes, I do.
Business customers know about it.
If you were a customer of Yodogu, you might not know about it.
You don't know about business?
Business contact. Business contact. Business contact.
Serious statement.
There is a serious statement.
Yes, there is a serious statement about business contact.
So far, for me, it's my side.
Even if I say I'm bullied, even if I say I'm bullied, even if I say I'm bullied...
No one will know about it.
It's just between you and me.
No one will know about it.
What are you doing? You're being too objective!
Do you understand? Stop it!
The game is over!
Go!
Kyo-san!
Shhh!
You idiot!
I don't like you. Let's go!
Tonight's game is indoor softball.
It's the bad boys' team and modern team Matsumoto
gaming up against sumo teams Musashi and Gawa.
Sumo power versus comedy power!
In the Tokyo Big Sight,
slamma jamma homerun strikes you out!
Yahoo!
Everybody play ball!
Yo-ho, Fredo!
Today we have a Team Fighter Special!
Um, Mazubo-san, I heard you have a stomachache.
Yes, I know.
You sound like a middle school student.
Let me introduce you!
Today's fighters are...
Musashika Abe and his team!
But you don't have much experience in softball, do you?
I don't have much experience. It's my first time.
I saw you just now and you were throwing a lot of balls.
Yes.
Right?
Yes.
Stop it!
What?
You're going to kill me!
You're scary.
I'm not going to help you.
Let me explain you the rules.
These are the special rules.
If you take the ball that hits the ceiling net directly, you're out.
If you cross the fence behind the center, you're home run.
If you take the ball from the net, you're double play.
Anyway, we're going to win!
Let's do our best!
Second right!
Second right and one out!
This is more like a baseball game than a softball game.
Next up is Dejima Takeharu, 22 years old.
This is also a first pitch!
It's a high pitch!
The ball comes out of the net and the runner automatically moves forward!
Now it's one out and two in. Suddenly in a pinch! And the batter in front of him is Musashimaru Onseki!
Now, 200kg Musashimaru hits! Is this a homerun?
It wasn't! It's a keeper! This will be an out!
Nice catch and two outs!
Now, it's two outs and one in. The wrestler is...
The wrestler hits! Now it's two outs and three in!
The batter in front of him is Musashimaru Onseki!
Now, Musashigawa's pitcher is Musoyama!
Musashimaru Onseki is first and Musashimaru Onseki is second!
The starting members are Musashigawa and their average weight is over 120kg.
What kind of defense will they show us?
The first batter of the gods team is Hamada!
This is a good hit!
Go Itao!
It's dangerous!
Why don't you stop?
It's dangerous!
The 4th batter is Kimura!
The 3rd batter is Itao!
This is a good chance for the gods team!
It's a direct fence!
Itao returns it slowly and hits it!
The gods team wins!
Now it's Kurano's turn!
This is a good chance for the gods team!
It's a right hand!
It's a 3 out!
It's a good right hand by Ishiguro!
But the gods team wins!
The 2nd batter is Ishiguro!
It's a big hit!
It's a home run!
It's scary because of this!
Now Ishiguro and the 9s shake hands and slowly hit it!
It's a home run!
It's a tie!
The next batter is Hide Musashi!
It's a big hit!
It's a direct fence!
Next up is Nara Hikari!
It's a direct fence!
Next up is Nara Hikari!
It's amazing power!
With this, 5 points!
They turned the game around with one swing!
Yoko, don't bring a bat!
Oh, you're bringing it yourself?
I'm going to throw it.
Will it be okay?
They do a lot of things for me.
Okay, okay, over there, over there.
How is it?
It's an out!
Yoko hit it well, but it's a catcher fly and it's an out!
Next up, Kouji from the east with the mini batter box!
He hits it and it's a third!
From Mutetsuyama to Musashimaru!
He dropped it!
Now the ball is overflowing!
It's a one-three!
Now, the chance is wide open, and the next batter is Hamada!
It's a four-pointer! He wants to close the gap even a little!
It's a one-two! Will it fall?! It's a hit! Now it's a two-pointer!
Oh, the eastern batter is trapped! Will he be able to return?! What will he do?! Has he returned safely?!
No, no, it was dangerous! It was really dangerous, the eastern batter!
It's a four-pointer!
Now, and earlier, it was a two-base hit! This is also a good hit! It hits the ceiling!
Oh, it fell on the other side of the net! It's a one- title two-base!
It's now! Return it!
Now, will he be able to respond to this expectation?! It's now!
It's a four-pointer!
Oh, it's another one-title two-base!
Now it's a five-pointer increase!
Now, even so, the chance is still there for Kimura!
How about a full swing?! It goes up high and hits the center?!
It's a three-pointer! This time, it's a four- pointer and it's like a five-pointer increase!
Now, behind the third base, the Boston team has a four- pointer and has a four-pointer advantage!
The eastern batter returns a three-pointer and it's a nine-to-eight difference!
It's a two-out, four-out!
Now, behind the fourth base, the Boston team has a two- out and has a two-out advantage and it's a nine-to- eight difference!
It's a big one!
It's in! It's over!
The eastern batter has been shot!
It's a twelve-pointer!
It's a twelve-to-eight and it's a big lead for the Boston team!
It's in!
Hamada is still in good shape!
This is good!
It's in!
It's a homerun by a rider!
It's in!
Gutter is first and ninth!
It's in!
As expected of Hamada!
Hamada's last attack is from the top of Mt. Mutetsu!
It's a right!
Will he be able to stop it?
He can't!
It's a second!
What a sliding!
It's in!
What are you doing?
And you guys are competing in school uniforms!
How dare you!
We were wearing school uniforms!
The second digit is one homerun today!
It's in!
Will he be able to stop it?
It's in!
The pitcher is Kyoshu!
I'm a little scared of that pitch!
And here comes Ozeki!
No one can beat him in power!
What a great hit!
The second is a homerun!
But it's in!
It's in!
Now it's 2 points apart!
It's getting confusing!
The faces are also number 1 and 2!
If they make one shot, it's a reversal, and the hit is a 16 year old's flag!
Will he still be able to step on it?!
It's in!
This is a net!
He's caught it! He's caught it!
It's in!
It's a 3 out!
The parents are not happy!
It's 13 to 11!
The GODS team has escaped!
Now, with that being said,
The GODS team has 13 points and the Musashi Gahama team has 11 points!
It's 13 to 11 and the GODS team wins!
Cornering-wise, it's really, really fun!
Thank you all for coming out today!
This has been Team White's special "Soccer Ball in Tokyo Big Site"!
Please wait a moment. The famous man will come soon.
Welcome! I'm Margaret Katsura, the window man.
It's been a while since I saw you, waitress of Fuji Land. Why do you all look so small?
Who is this?
I'm Hamada Gudan.
No, I'm not Hamada Gudan. I'm more like Kadan, who won in the summer vacation.
I'm miserable.
Who will win this match?!
I will now begin the match between Hamada Gudan and the famous man.
Very well.
Sente! Sanroku! Fu!
I'm sorry. I'm sorry, Hamada. Apologize to me.
Hurry up. Apologize to me.
Why?
Anyway, please.
Apologize to me.
You've thought about it, haven't you?
Please.
Hurry up and apologize to me.
Apologize to you?
Please.
What are you talking about?
Apologize to me.
Anyway, please.
Apologize to you.
Anyway...
But, you know, we go all over Japan, but even in Japan, Tokyo and Osaka are completely different.
Well, in a way, Tokyo is scarier.
The design is bad, you know?
For example, on the train, if you step on something, people in Tokyo say,
It hurts, you idiot! Where do you want me to look?
That's no good!
It's scary!
If you go there, people in Osaka, you know, when you step on something,
It hurts, you idiot! Where do you want me to look?
That's no good!
It's scary, you know?
Come in!
Ah!
Now, panel number six, open!
Yes's pillow!
Pathetic!
After the commercial, it's the players' country game!
Ayaya!
Oh, it's a dog! How cute!
Even though it's such a cute dog, I wonder if Mr. Q is afraid of it.
All right, all right.
Oh! It's a dog! I'm a dog! I'm scared!
Help me!
Don't scream like that, you bastard!
I'm scared!
I can't speak!
I'm scared! I'm scared!
You're terrible at making jokes!
I'll do it again.
You're terrible at it!
Oh! It's a dog! How cute!
Even though it's such a cute dog, I wonder if Mr. Q is afraid of it.
All right, all right.
Oh! It's a dog! I'm a dog! I'm scared!
Help me!
Don't scream like that, you bastard!
Let's play with Rikiya!
Alright! Now, this corner is...
No matter who says what...
I'll be in charge of it.
Alright?
Understood!
Alright!
This corner is...
A corner where you can have fun with Rikiya-san!
Well, it's a corner where you have to have fun with Rikiya-san!
That's right! It's a corner where you have to have fun!
Right?
The first game is...
Magical Rikiya!
Alright, Rikiya-san will be playing Magical Banana.
Why do you have that? Hey, wait!
Well, it's in the explanation, so it's fine.
Listen to Rikiya-san and say what you imagine.
If you think Rikiya-san is right, you're correct.
If you think Rikiya-san is wrong, you're incorrect.
Everything is decided by Rikiya-san's judgment.
Alright!
Now, let's go!
One, two...
Magical Rikiya!
If you say it's Rikiya, you're wrong!
What?!
Can't you say it right away?!
That's wrong!
You like me, don't you?!
Why are you saying that all of a sudden?!
Wait a minute!
You...
That's not right!
I like you!
That's not right!
I like you!
Alright, let's do it in one go!
Alright!
One, one...
If you say it wrong, things like this will happen!
You shouldn't say things like that!
I think I understand how you feel now!
Alright, let's continue!
One, two...
Magical!
If you say it's Rikiya, it's Dandy!
If you say it's Rikiya, it's Shibuya!
If you say it's Rikiya, it's Japan!
If you say it's Rikiya, it's the best in the world!
If you say it's Rikiya, it's the best in the galaxy!
If you say it's Rikiya, it's Mafia!
Hey, you!
You don't have any image at all!
Alright, let's continue!
Go, go!
One, one...
You're manly!
Let's go to the next one!
The next game is...
Rikiya Roulette!
Roulette is delicious!
It's tea!
Yay!
What do you have?
Let me explain the rules!
Rikiya-san will say whatever she likes!
If Rikiya-san really likes something and doesn't like it,
it's out!
The first topic is...
Vegetables!
It's vegetables!
I can't say the vegetables I don't like, right?
Cabbage!
If I'm wrong, it's tequila!
Chinese cabbage!
Lettuce!
Carrot!
You're good!
Tomato!
Ah, tomato...
That's good!
Potato!
Cucumber!
This is good for you.
Right?
Take a bite of this and...
Yes, yes, yes.
There are many people who don't drink it.
Good for you!
But, Rikiha, why can't you eat cucumber?
I don't know. Cucumber... Cucumber is bad for you.
Oh, I'm sorry.
You, drink it! Drink it!
Move, move!
That's all.
Go, go, go!
I'm going!
Next!
You are good at this.
Then, what is the next one?
Hot pot.
You have to say "hot pot" you don't like.
Yes.
Here I go.
OK.
Ah...
You have to say "hot pot" you don't like.
That's right.
You guys are bit too slow.
Too slow...
Too slow, too slow...
Too slow...
OK, come on.
All at once...
Oi, all at once...
Good, good, good.
Yes, yes.
Don't cry, don't cry.
Good.
Let's go!
Now, now, now!
Sukiyaki!
Aokigi!
The type of hot pot is...
Mizudaki!
I know!
This is...
Everyone knows!
Hurry up and eat it up!
Are you waiting for me?!
I'm sorry, but you can't eat it like this!
Stop it!
I'm only a man!
Stop licking me!
I'm only a man!
Stop licking me!
Don't let your daughter see you like that!
Don't worry!
Hurry up and eat it up!
Don't run away!
This is...
Sekimatsu rikia!
I've prepared some common words we used to use in Iitoma.
"Nihil" is "rikia".
"Gokai" is "rikia".
"Hachamecha" is "rikia".
Did you get it?
You're amazing!
Next!
"Shinanai" is "rikia".
"Shinanai" is "rikia"?
That's right!
I know!
You're smart!
I know! I know!
I know!
You got it!
I'll bring you an ice cream!
Thank you!
Thank you very much!
This is easy!
Should we go a little further?
There's more!
"Kurounin" and "rikia".
"Kurounin"?
What is it?
"Jujutsu" is "rikia".
I don't know!
"Ichizuna" is "rikia".
You're disgusting!
Hey! Hey! Don't go alone to me now!
Wait a minute! I'm not alone now!
Wow! You're really hot-handed! Why?
Oh, yes! I got it!
What's wrong with you guys? I'm not in a good mood.
What's wrong with you?
Thank you!
What is it?
There are numbers in all of them.
In your head.
Mr. Rikia, we don't have much time.
We don't have much time.
What are you doing?
I like tequila better.
Wait a minute!
Then, let's drink tequila.
Tequila!
Let's drink tequila in two shots.
It's delicious.
It's delicious even in a place like this.
Why do we have to drink it in two shots?
Because I like it.
Let's drink it.
Rikia! Rikia!
Wow!
It's cold!
Let's drink it.
Matsumoto's cheering was good.
This fun time is over!
It's not over yet!
I was moved by your cheering.
Here you go, Hina!
It's hard!
Cheers!
Here you go, Gokuro!
Why are you holding my hand?
So, everyone, you had fun playing with Rikiya-san, didn't you?
Yes, we did!
Rikiya-san, but next time...
What? You'll play with me again next time?
Of course!
You'll play with me, won't you?
All right!
Whatever you do, I'll play with you!
I'll play with you! I'm counting on you!
All right!
Rikiya-san, let's hear your impressions one by one!
How was it?
It was very fun!
Our encounter today was exceptional!
All right!
Thank you!
I hope we could play together again!
All right!
I hope we could play together again!
All right!
Thank you!
How was it?
Thank you!
How was it?
Thank you!
It was so fun!
Thank you!
All right!
I'll come back again!
Yay!
All right!
Thank you!
Ugly people get better by doing gymnastics.
THE END
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That's all!
I've been looking for you.
Who are you?
No, no, no.
Can we talk for a minute?
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
Is your wound OK?
The wound is deeper than you think.
Is it OK? Does it still hurt?
It's better than usual.
It's better than you think.
Is it OK?
Don't get angry.
I'm easy to get angry, too.
I didn't know you were here.
Well, I've been looking for you.
I want to give you this.
What?
Alcohol.
Last time I was--
Where is it?
This one?
Yes.
Hey, you! Stop drinking!
Yes, I know.
You're a bad drinker.
I'm sorry.
Yes.
Are you hurt?
I'm fine now.
It's a good thing.
Yes.
Be careful.
Yes.
Well, today...
Yes.
I came to see you.
Yes.
Well, I mean...
Well...
Are you living a good life?
No.
Well...
Well, I don't want to live an embarrassing life.
Yes.
You have a lot of books, don't you?
Well...
Yes.
Some of them are like pillow talks.
Yes.
You know...
Yes.
You know...
Yes.
The other day...
Yes.
I told you, didn't I?
Yes.
No, you know, don't you?
I know.
Yes.
You know...
You know Mitsuko, don't you?
No, actually...
I told you, didn't I?
I'm telling you, it will.
It will, it will.
It won't, it won't.
Right?
Is that so?
Yes.
So, I don't want you and Mitsuko to get along anymore.
No.
I don't want you to get along.
I don't want you to get along with me.
I don't like you taking it that way.
I know, I know.
But if you say you don't want it, Mitsuko will be with you again.
Yes, you're right.
You know that, don't you?
Since you're an adult.
Yes.
Right?
I'm counting on you.
Counting on me?
You'll get in trouble.
I know that.
Right?
Yes.
Oh, you have a lizard, don't you?
I'm sorry about the other day.
I was in a lot of trouble.
You know, you can't be rude.
Yes.
No.
You have a different form now.
Yes.
We're adults now.
I'm sorry about that.
You said you didn't want it.
Oh, you don't want it?
That's great.
It's all thanks to you.
I'm sorry.
Don't say that.
Do you understand?
I don't think it's up to me.
It's up to me.
I have a good personality.
I don't have anyone like me.
I want to be like you.
I don't mean it like that.
Well...
No, no, no.
You can't take it.
No, no, no.
You can't take it.
What are you talking about?
It's not like that.
I'm hurt.
You can keep it.
I don't care.
Okay?
You promise me.
I'll go home.
I'm sorry.
I'm begging you.
Do you understand?
No, no, no.
Come on!
Oh, there he is!
Uncle! Uncle!
What's up?
I'm feeling better now, uncle.
Oh, I see! That's good!
I'm feeling better now.
Oh, I see. That's good.
You can go up if you like.
Oh, no, it's fine.
Oh, I see. That's good.
I'm sorry.
Thank you for coming to celebrate with me.
Oh, no, it's fine.
I'm sorry for what I did to you the other day.
No, no, it's fine.
I'm sorry for being violent.
No, it's fine.
I can't help it.
I drank and threw up.
Are you okay?
Well, I'm not feeling well.
I see.
You're not sick, you're fine, right?
I'm not sick!
Hey, calm down.
Uncle, I have some good news for you.
Good news?
Yes.
Good news?
Yes.
Don't be nervous.
Well, I've been talking with Masa for a while now.
Yes.
And I was wondering if you could come to my house.
What are you doing?
No, no, no.
I'm happy. I'm happy.
No, well, this is Masa's feelings, but mine as well.
Uncle, what are you embarrassed about?
You can live with my uncle.
But, well, I think it's a difficult problem.
Of course, I'm happy about it.
What are you talking about, Uncle?
You can be my father.
You're not my uncle anymore.
I know.
I'm sorry.
Talk to me properly.
I'll talk to you properly.
Don't talk to me.
What's wrong with you?
I'm sorry.
No, no, no.
I'm old-fashioned.
Well, children these days are different from my childhood.
I want to say goodbye to that person.
Oh, yes.
Well...
Your name is...
Yes.
Well, Mr. Lizard...
Yes.
It's like that, isn't it?
Yes.
Your name...
Well, I do have a human name, but...
Oh, do you?
Yes.
If you can, please tell me.
Yes.
Well...
Gammon.
Even if I call you "Mr. Gammon"...
If you would call me "Mitsuko"...
Mitsuko, Mitsuko...
It's a revolution in my brain.
Just don't be embarrassed about your knowledge.
Well...
You know...
I like a strong Osaka dialect.
Let's play a tape deck.
Yes.
I wonder what kind of song is in it.
It's like...
I don't know what I'm doing.
I'm sorry.
If I say "does it all night"
does it all night
I'll be dyed in lies
does it all night
I'll stay like this forever
does it all night
I'll close my eyes
Thank you for your hard work!
It took 12 hours!
Excuse me!