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ATTACK!
Tonight's game is Kuchuu Rider Grand Prix!
There's a dangerous coaster tracking your mission
So get around the course as quickly as possible!
It's a crazy ride, so be careful not to fall off your hands
Flat operated driving car doesn't mean you're out!
So put the pedal to the metal and jump on!
Tonight is Kuchuu Rider Grand Prix!
Now, children and everyone, first of all, this is today's machine.
Machine!
It's good, isn't it?
Yes, yes.
If you ride this one by one, you can move forward all the time.
And in the middle, there is an S-shaped climb and a downhill.
This, this...
You're asking too much!
What's wrong with you?
Can you look forward a little?
What's wrong with you?
You're all like pigs!
We'll compete for the best time.
It's simple.
The team with the fastest record in the end will win.
Let's do it.
OK?
It's fun.
I've been waiting for this since the first one.
Now, Team Matsumoto's "Eastern Construction"!
Let's go!
Twenty...
Twenty-four seconds and forty seconds!
If you go too far, it's dangerous!
You'll swell up on the curve!
You're scary!
Let's go!
We're Team Hamada!
Let's go!
23.89 seconds!
You passed!
Remember what you said before.
I won't fall.
You'll definitely fall.
You should be used to falling backwards.
Now! Team Matsumoto.
In second place is Yuu!
Let's go!
22.24 seconds!
Do your best not to embarrass yourself.
Shimamura!
Yoko!
Go for it!
Go! Go!
Full throttle!
He did it!
OK OK!
That was fast!
OK OK!
The new personal best... 20.02 seconds!
That's fast!
Will Imana be able to break that 20.02 seconds record?
Please keep it up!
Team Imana and Matsumoto...
Do your best!
Your face wasn't that dirty either!
Matsumoto and Imana, 19 seconds!
My back, I'm sorry, my back...
- What's wrong with your back? - My back hurts, it hurts!
- What is it? - My back hurts!
- What is it? - My back's bone came off!
- Are you serious? - I'm serious!
- It hurts! - That's not possible!
- It hurts! It hurts! - It'll come back up.
It's stretching too much!
- It's stretching too much! - Get down!
- Get down and recover!
If you take a bath like this, what will you do?
You're acting again.
No, I'm not!
You're acting again!
I won't! I won't act like this!
Do you want me to watch you like that?
No, of course not!
Do you want me to watch you like that?
No, of course not!
Please go over there.
Thank you! Thank you!
You did a good job! You did a good job!
No, I didn't!
You're a manzai actor after all. Go, go!
Now, please take out your number 19 and number 4 guitars!
Yes!
Let's go! Give us number G's guitars!
Go for it!
You can't get out of that one way or another
That was close!
Just a little more!
Itao, 19.71 seconds!
Why are you coming back?!
I'm sorry!
I said too much!
You said too much!
The pain is getting worse and worse!
I thought it was bad!
I said too much!
I'm sorry!
Huh?! Wait a minute!
So it's me, right?!
Yes!
I'm sorry!
Wait!
Please!
Can I get a CCD picture of this?!
A CCD picture...
Here it is!
It's not that bad!
You're going down to your knees!
It's not that bad!
You're going down to your knees!
You're not hurt, you're fine!
All right!
Sorry!
Your waist! Please come up to your waist!
I'm fine!
Too close! Too close! If you say it too much, you'll only get hurt.
It's a whip! It's a whip! It's a whip!
This is probably something I shouldn't do.
Is that so?!
Right?!
You know this, right?!
I shouldn't do it, but you shouldn't do it either!
It's okay!
No, no, I haven't done much of this before.
I haven't seen it either.
I know this too, it's a whip! I... I can't do it!
I can't do it!
It's impossible for me!
You can't do a whip!
It's really scary!
You say things you don't like.
Okay, the last one is...
You should lower it as much as you can.
Team Matsumoto!
Here we go!
(applause)
Now, Kim Matsumoto, 28 seconds and 27 seconds!
(applause)
What do you think?
No, no.
What do you think?
Then I want to think more deeply.
A mouse human being came out.
What?
A mouse human being came out and I was scared.
At the end of the "s" word,
I was really scared.
"Fuaah!" I screamed.
That's...
The last S-shaped curve is really scary.
"Fuaah!" I screamed.
Is your body properly closed?
No, no, it's not closed, it's not closed.
I can't bite with it.
I can't believe you anymore.
It's really scary.
Our team captain, Hamada-kun, let's go!
Fuaah!
This match, Team Hamada wins!
This program is brought to you by Meiden, Nissin Foods, Mesle Nippon, and Kobayashi Pharmaceutical.
I wonder if she's still sleeping.
- Yes? - I'm coming in!
Masato-sensei, you're so hardworking.
Because you came as a teacher at home.
I told you I'm fine! I can study on my own!
What are you saying? You have to study hard and get into a business school!
Do your best!
Teacher! Katsura-sensei!
Welcome!
I'm Margaret of Madobe and Katsura-sensei.
It's been a while since I've seen you.
- Nice to meet you. - Likewise.
What's your name?
- Um... I'm Masato-sensei. - Masato-sensei! Wait a minute.
Instead of Masato-sensei, you sound like an angkor rice cake from Cambodia.
Okay, let's get started.
Let's start with the questions for the young team.
Are you ready?
What? What? What?
Um...
The one who came up with the word "golden angle" is...
Mr. Suenocco.
No, no, but you know...
When I'm walking in the city, I get called out by a lot of people.
The other day, too, Masatoshi-kun...
An elementary schooler said...
Sanxia! Sanxia! Welcome! Say it! Hurry up and say it!
He said it himself.
If it was his own child, I think he would have beaten him up.
But I guess you can't beat up other people's children.
Only twice.
Wait a minute.
What?
What? What?
What's wrong?
Masatoshi?
What's wrong?
What do you mean?
You seem angry.
No, I'm not angry.
No, you have to apologize.
You have to let me study, right?
I'll call you later.
No, I don't mind if you get angry or apologize, but you have to tell me what's wrong.
Is that okay?
No, no, I don't mind if you apologize, but...
I'm sorry about that, sir.
That's...enough.
Pocca, pocca, ahore, pocca, pocca, morino, kudzu, kiri, pocca, pocca...
After the commercial, we have a question from the adult team!
Hey, hey.
Bye-bye!
EARTHQUAKE REPORT
Champagne region in the north-east of France.
On this land known for its champagne production, a large-scale mountain fire occurs.
From the footprints left at the scene,
the Champagne Farming Association, which determined that it was the work of Death Aslan Deputy Director Sommerier, decided to ask Biohunter for an investigation.
However, at that time, Biohunter, who lost his memory due to a struggle with Dr. Italia, was wandering aimlessly in the city of Istanbul.
The French government, which took the situation seriously, asked the DC Secret Police for a Biohunter investigation and did its best to secure its identity.
However, while doing so, a second and third mountain fires occurred, and Tour de France is still in danger of cancellation.
Helping with the fear from the forest, the fires only increased their momentum.
Count Sommerier, who was in Paris and in the capital city, tried to steal Mona Lisa, which is displayed in the Louvre Museum due to this confusion.
However, at that time, one person stood up and prevented Count Sommerier from going.
Next week's "The Biohunter".
The last words are "silver play", "enemy" or "friend" or "the first appearance of Biomadonna", please look forward to it!
Hamada Masashiro vs. Hachizumi Torumashi!
Hachizumi Torumashi vs. Hachizumi Torumashi!
Last time, I won against Tashiro Masashi.
If you win, I'll call you "my assistant".
If you win against Tashiro Masashi, I'll introduce you.
Today's guest is...
Yakumaru Hiroita!
What are you doing?
You're worried about Tashiro Masashi, aren't you?
Tashiro-san said he'd definitely buy it for me.
Did he say that?
Yeah.
But I thought I'd lose first or second place.
What are you talking about?
I thought I'd lose first or second place.
What are you talking about?
And third or fourth place is dramatic.
It's my first time. I'm playing Godzei Ganji.
You've been saying that for a long time.
Right?
I see.
That's what you think.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, I'll just buy three and end it.
Golf is no match for me.
I'm Ohayou-ni-ma-kun, a student finance professor.
What are you talking about?
The first hole is a 326-yard par four middle hole.
Is it okay if I hit it straight?
You seem nervous.
To the right again.
It seems like you have a habit of going to the right all the time.
Did it disappear?
Are you okay?
This is the first of the night against this.
How about it?
This is good. It came out straight.
What is this guy? Why do you really hit such a good ball?
Not at all.
Until a while ago...
It's a great tempura.
To the right again. You're in a pinch.
Where did it go?
It bounced off.
It seems like it jumped too high and went into the forest.
On the other hand...
How about it?
It's going straight.
Nice!
This is a nice shot!
The fourth hole is definitely going to sink and it's a par save!
Nice!
First of all, Yakkun is winning!
Hama-chan, it's a good start!
The second hole is a 515-yard par five.
On the way, the fairway is getting narrower, so let's be careful!
Let's start with Yakkun!
This is the left!
There's a bunker, though.
Where did it go?
Iyan bunker?
Sarahama-chan, it's your big chance!
Wait a minute...
This is also on the right...
It's okay, right?
Hayashi...Hayashi Hirogo?
You know you're in trouble, but why do you say it?
Hama-chan's right!
It's okay, right?
Hayashi...Hayashi Hirogo?
Hama-chan's fourth shot!
This is where you want to keep it close!
No, it feels good, this!
Two meters left!
This is the sixth shot and it sinks!
Hama-chan wins this hole!
With this, one win and one loss!
Now, the game starts from here!
The next third hole is a 300 junior degree par hole!
It's a par hole that hasn't been able to ride the waves yet, but what do you think?
But you got it, right?
Nice one!
With two shots, it's a nice one!
On the other hand, Hama-chan is in trouble!
No!
I'll do my best!
With all his effort, this par hole wins!
With two wins and one loss, the fourth hole of the game is...
...the short hole, 159 yards, par 3!
Now, will Hama-chan show us his tenacity?
This is the first hole of the game!
Hey, hey, hey! Give me a break!
- Hey, don't go in! - Well done!
A four-meter car with a pin!
Now, Hamada-chan is in a big pinch!
I can only ask you to let me in, Hamada-san!
Hamada-san!
But I was surprised myself!
Here I go!
Let's fight! If you lose like this, you're out!
You're a bit of a Colombian top, aren't you?
I wanted to go to the garden!
It's finally getting serious!
Hamada-chan, golf is giving up until the end, so let's go all out!
Go right!
- Ah, wait... - Ah, but it doesn't look like it.
If it's a par, it's a par.
No, really...
Go!
Now, will he be able to make up for his victory?
This is the body pad!
Oh, it's here!
- Nice body! - Well done!
Now he has three wins and one loss!
This match is over, but the coach wins!
I can't do anything about it!
As expected of you!
Well, you did well.
Well, you got your body pad in the end!
You won without any complaints!
It can't be helped.
Well, I won.
I...
Don't say my name!
I still won against Masato!
Well, I lost.
So, from Yagura-san...
Who is your worst friend?
Um...
Kotegawa Yuko-san.
No.
I can't imitate her.
Really?
- She is... - She's a woman!
She's a woman, but she's 47 or 48 years old.
That's why I think she's a good chef.
Understood!
- Kotegawa Yuko-san. - Yes.
- Good luck. - Yes.
- That's all.
Thank you very much.
This has been...
Ajinomoto!
Ah, my throat hurts.
Ah, yes!
Kobe and Seattle...
Yokohama and Shanghai...
They're sister cities, but...
It was a war.
Yes.
Idols.
They are flowers of dreams that are in bloom in this day and age.
Flowers of pyrenees that are in bloom in this day and age.
Flowers that are picked up before they bloom.
In order for such flowers to bloom, more than 100 idols debuted this year as well.
In the midst of all of this, four idols who are determined to defeat their own careers and make their own flowers bloom, have once again risen to fame.
[BELL RINGS]
In order to raise the second Momoen Seiko, two years have passed since this Idol Planner began.
So far, many idols have advanced into the past, but this and that has fought only with monsters that cannot be called idols.
That was also stopped by the last Kikage-san.
Now, this time, we will return to the origin and watch the battle of "this is Idol Planner".
Challenger Seito-class idol team enters!
Now, this is the entrance of the challenger team!
First of all, Yukimo Senkou is entering as a gravure fighter.
Then, there is Yuto Sakaki.
Then, there is Big Apple's natural-born killer, Kaori Onishi.
Then, there is 17-year-old Big Apple's de-adapter, Okami Kaoji.
And finally, there are 18-year-old Tenshel Naomi of Hirata Office.
Now, this is the entrance of the champion, Carrie East's Kimura Chuck.
If you were asked why you were born, you would answer "to fight".
The champion, Carrie East, and Kimura Chuck have entered the Idol Planner.
It is not strong people who win, but only strong people who prove themselves.
First of all, there are Gon, Matt and King.
Will they be able to win tonight as well?
Why do they fight?
If you ask the same question over and over again, the answer will go up to the ring.
Kenny is wearing the champion's belt.
Let's cool Kenny down!
What?! What is this sound?!
What the hell is going on?!
I don't know! What is it?!
What in the world is this tank?!
Oh no! Kimura-san is running away!
Kimura-san! Watch out! Kimura-san! Watch out!
Oh no! Oh no!
A steel cannon has come out!
What a cannon!
Magnificent! Magnificent!
With passionate performance, he will have a basic tag match with Todd Storm.
The blue corner, the challenger, 95 pounds, Yuko Sakaki!
Yuko Sakaki, who has a man's weakness of wanting to hide her face in her arms.
The yellow corner, 90 pounds, Kaori Onishi!
Kaori Onishi, who wants to join this world and want to work like a normal person.
The yellow corner, 95 pounds, Okami Sao!
Will she be able to show her passionate and shy face?
Okami Sao, oh, what a challenging expression!
The yellow corner, 110 pounds, Henshin!
Will she be able to show her original Iranian stubbornness?
Henshin Naomi!
The red corner, the champion, a man who throws stones at his own window.
145 pounds, Carrie Kisshi!
What kind of fight will she show us this time?
The man who earns his living in Tokyo and spends it in Nagoya.
130 pounds, Kibura-chan!
Will she be able to show her true self and use her merits to the fullest?
Kibura-chan, oh, she just took the usual front hook from Kibura-chan.
The referee, Gentle Hamada.
And as usual, the referee, Gentle Hamada, but...
Hanata-jo, it's Hanata-jo!
The promised Hanata-jo attack has begun!
Hanata-jo attack has begun!
And...
Oh, Misao calls!
What!? Misao calls!
This is great!
Second drop!
Oh, from behind...
It went in! It went in from behind...
Oh!
Oh, it's a promise!
It's falling!
While laughing at small things,
the game progresses!
Now...
Oh!
It's a kick-off! It's a kick-off!
Ah, but...
This kick is working!
This left kick is working!
Serve! Oh!
It's a kick-off! It's a kick-off!
Oh, a turning kick!
A yellow scream is coming up!
Oh, and she took a backhand!
She took a backhand!
It was a backhand!
Now, and will it go into the form as it is?
Now, it's standing up!
Even if you throw it or hit it, it will stand up!
Oh, Misao!
Oh!
She lifted it up! She lifted it up!
What will she do!?
Oh!
She threw it away as it is!
With a rope-tied reaction,
she threw it away as it is!
Now, it's finally coming out!
The ultimate weapon of Tirata Office,
Henshel Naomi!
Oh!
She threw it away as it is!
Will Naomi call?
No matter what, it's Henshel Naomi!
And now...
Ah!
Powerbomb!
It's a powerbomb!
A strong powerbomb!
Oh!
Through the wings!
Ah, this is your father!
It's not Super Mario!
Will she be able to rush up from this idol's hole
and become a one-of-a-kind star?
To do that,
no matter what,
she has to break through!
Double-arm suplex!
Oh!
Now, she's going to grab her arm and throw it!
Oh!
Her face is distorted!
Henshel Naomi!
Is she going to be okay, Henshel?
Oh!
As expected, it worked!
Oh!
Again!
Again, a kick!
Otami Sao!
Otami Sao's kick!
Oh!
A roundhouse kick!
Oh!
A kick to the face!
What are you doing!?
A kick to the face!
Ah!
Oh!
Another intense kick to the face!
A kick to the face!
Henshel went from behind! Henshel went from behind!
But...
She turned back to blue while crying!
Charlie...
With a sigh...
She switches with Kimura-chan!
Now! Oh!
This is...
Perfectly in! Perfectly in!
She went in intensely!
A critical match!
Fight! Fight! Fight!
Oh! She dodged it! She dodged it!
She dodged it! She dodged it!
She hit it again! She hit it again!
A perfect critical attack!
A champion G.Nagaushi!
It's working!
Is she okay!?
She may not be useful in Nagoya anymore!
Is she okay!?
Oh! Now! Now!
Now it's Charlie's turn!
Oh! She's got poison!
She's got poison!
Is she okay!?
She's got a strong poison!
She's grasping where she doesn't think she's 16 years old!
Is she okay!?
She's grasping! She's grasping!
She's grasping perfectly!
Oh! This is bad! This is bad!
This is bad!
Oh! A crushing goal!
A crushing goal!
She's 16 years old!
She doesn't know fear!
Is she okay!?
She's still grasping!
She's still grasping! She's still grasping!
She's still grasping!
Finally... Finally...
She's going for a counterattack from Chani Higashi!
Now...
She has to counterattack as many times as she can!
Whoa!
She's using a ring costume!
Now... Whoa!
Will she enter Udesshi?
Will she enter Udesshi's reverse elbow?
Whoa!
Now, Okami Sao has entered!
Okami Sao has entered from behind!
Kimura-chan has been captured!
Udesshi's reverse elbow!
She hasn't given up yet!
Will she make it in time?
Okami Sao has entered!
Will she enter first?
Now...
She can't...
She can't speak! She can't speak!
Okami Sao has entered from behind!
Kimura-chan is above her!
Now...
He's caught up! He's got his feet!
Oh! He's got his feet! He's got his feet!
Oh! Is it that far? Is it that far?
Is it that far? Oh! Oh!
Now, he's about to be half-naked, Kimura-chan!
A slip-and-fall! A slip-and-fall! A slip-and-fall!
Kimura-chan's ass is in danger!
Oh! He's about to slip!
Will Kimura-chan be slipped?
Kimura-chan is in danger! Kimura-chan's ass is in danger!
The idol is in fear! When did the idol become so strong?!
Iron crow! Iron crow!
This is perfectly...
Sakaki Yūko's neck is about to fall off!
Oh! Now, her neck is about to soak up!
Oh! With a happy expression, Sakaki Yūko's neck is about to soak up!
It's dangerous! It's dangerous!
Oh! Will she give up?! Will she give up?!
Give up! Give up!
Kimura-chan, give up!
Lastly, Sakaki Yūko, choke-sleeper!
She chose sleeper!
The idol army has won!
Cry for me! Cry for me!
No way!
Seriously?!
What's wrong?!
I'm not that young, you bastard!
Not even...
I'm not that young, you bastard!
Now, it's time for the winner!
Coffee Shop
Hey, it's a nice day today, so let's take a break and go somewhere to play?
Don't say stupid things like that! The customers are looking forward to our coffee!
We can't miss it!
I see! Let's go!
What's wrong?
Hey!
I'm scared!
Are you okay?
I'm scared!
Hey!
What's wrong with you?
Go away!
What are you doing?
Let me go!
Hey!
Let me go!
You know...
Go away!
It's troublesome for you to go into the cooler without permission!
It can't be helped for you!
It can't be helped for me! I'll open the store now!
What?
I'll open the store, but you're in my way!
Shut up!
You brat!
He hung up!
What are you talking about?
If you were in there, you wouldn't have turned on the cooler!
You're so energetic!
What?
You should have been energetic like that at the Olympic Games!
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
Ouch!
You brat!
You're so energetic!
What?
You know...
Yes?
It's not good for customers to enjoy coffee in the morning!
That's right!
Get out of there now!
See you!
That's good!
They're gathering under the altar at 10.30 a.m.
Is that bad at 10.30 a.m.?
They're gathering under the altar at 10.30 a.m.
Under the altar?
Aren't you a priest?
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Don't do that!
Shut up, you idiot.
Anyway, you're a business threat.
Shut up.
Should I call the police?
Can you do it?
Yes.
Call them right now.
Yes, sir.
Call the police.
Yes, sir.
Call them right now.
Yes, sir.
Shut up!
You're bothering people like this.
Call the police when you're busy.
Yes, sir.
You're bad.
Shut up, you idiot.
You're bothering people like this.
Shut up.
What's wrong?
Look at this.
This is it.
You're in a big trouble again.
Shut up.
Shut up, you idiot.
Don't look at me like that.
Don't look at you like that?
What's wrong with you?
You're in a big trouble again.
Shut up, you idiot!
Shut up.
You're bothering people like this.
Do something about it!
You can't drink ice coffee!
You're bothering people like this.
Hey!
You're talking nonsense.
Shut up.
You're talking too much.
But...
You're talking nonsense.
Who's the old man?
Is that what you're angry about?
Hey, hey, hey!
What?
Your swing is bad.
Why don't you swing properly? It's hard to tell!
I'm angry!
I'm the one who's angry, you idiot!
Why do I have to swing for you?
Shut up!
Don't pick up the phone from there!
I can't help it. If you swing at me, I won't be able to play bogey no matter how many bogeys there are!
You little brat, you said it!
What's with you?
Cut it out!
What is it?
Should we force you to play bogey?
We will!
What's with you?
Aren't you going to play bogey even after hearing what I want to say?
Well, if you don't want to say it, I won't say it.
Think about it and you'll understand.
I'm here because I have a reason!
What?
I don't have a reason to be in this fog!
There you go again.
If you don't want to say it, I won't say it.
But you know, I want to say something to the modern people.
Right?
Summer has always been hot.
And because it's so hot, you rely on machines all the time.
I won't forgive you for that!
I want to say something to you!
Can I say it?
Yes, you can say it.
Three old ladies with hair in their hair.
You're a bad person!
How can you say that?
Hair is hair.
That's what you said.
If you think about it, you'll understand.
You're a fool!
I won't forgive you for saying it.
Hey!
What?
If you say it, I won't forgive you for saying it.
If you say it?
Yes.
If you say it?
Yes.
What are you saying?
What do you mean?
Don't you think you're looking down on me?
What?
Even now, I'm sitting in the cooler like this.
But in the past, when I was in middle school,
my teacher made me choose between a radio or an intercom.
What are you talking about?
Don't you all do that?
What about me?
Strangely, there were a lot of people who liked intercoms.
What are you talking about?
You can go now.
How do you do it?
Do you do it from your neck or from your neck?
Hey, you fools!
One, two...
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
Shake it properly, you guys!
Are you trying to crush me?
I swear I'm single!
Do you guys still want to show me something?
Do you know the probability of becoming my clan?
I'm not going to go in alone!
You guys, I'm really counting on you!
Put the heat in!
Take away the candle.
Take away the blinding light.
Dora Sodokusa,
(Ya ra ryu ryu ryu ryu!)
Please be secured in this room.
Please save my heart.
(Ya ra ryu ryu ryu ryu!)
Even if you leave me alone, I'll wait for you on my own.
I'll wait for you in this dark alley.
I couldn't find you.
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