AISubs v3.5
RIDDLE'S SUPER IDOL, OJAPANMEN!
MIUKU KIDARIGO KIDARI DUMU!
A new song will be released! The theme is...
BON ODORI!
I'm about to go blind
My family is dying
And I don't know what to do
If I'm going to live like this
I have to go blind
I'm about to go blind
Mauyakeso...Judgematete...Dorasodoksa...Onyaronin...Sus uhareo...Neman Hochohareo...Seigannadahaueimala...Tundr aTundra...Naokyasakiralyannuna Kudaryo...Tidongguringyorelie...
Mauyakeso...Judge Matete...
Dandan Presents 100,000 Yen worth of food!
Mr. Oda.
Yes, yes.
How many times have we done this?
That's right. This is the fourth time.
The fourth time!
Yes.
But...
Look at this.
Yes, yes.
Your achievements up to now.
Yes.
First time, Mr. Oda.
Yes.
12,690 yen.
When I was young.
Yes.
You were young.
Next...
No!
Next, Mr. Donut.
Yes.
This is 14,999 yen.
Yes.
I'm a cherry boy.
That's right.
Same hand.
Yes.
And the other day, Mr. Sande.
Yes.
I ate this much.
19 kinds of food.
Yes.
All of it.
Yes.
This is still 39,000 yen.
I couldn't reach 40,000 yen.
Yes.
But I've reached 40,000 yen.
Yes.
Right?
Yes.
I somehow understand it.
It's just my intuition.
Yes.
I've been in this world for about 15 years.
Yes.
Today, I can do it.
No way!
Really?
No way!
I feel like I can do it.
You're 4,000 times slower than me.
You're wrong.
Today...
Here it is!
McDonald's!
And!
Why?
It's not a factory.
It's a hamburger for 80 yen!
It's too cheap.
Today, I'll do it for 100,000 yen.
Let's eat!
Hamburger for 80 yen!
You two!
Let's eat for 100,000 yen!
Let's eat!
I'll have...
Yes.
Bacon Fresh Burger!
Yes.
Bacon Fresh Burger.
Yes.
I'll have Filet-O-Fish.
Filet-O-Fish.
I'll have Big Mac.
Oh!
Big Mac.
Yes.
Can't you drink McShake?
McShake!
McShake is 120 yen.
Vanilla.
It's 100,000 yen, so eat it!
I'll have Chicken Nuts Vanilla.
Oh!
Chicken Nuts Vanilla.
Where is the bread?
I'll eat it after you order it.
I like this one the most.
Chicken Nuts.
But there is a happy set.
Do you have a toy?
Yes, I do.
Can I have a toy?
You can't have a toy!
I'll take it home.
I'll take it home!
You should have a toy!
You should not do that!
Can you take off the cheeseburger and the pickles?
I can't do it!
You can take it off yourself!
Can you take off the pickles and the hamburger?
What are you talking about?
The price is the same.
This is about it for today.
I'll have a drink.
I'll order a drink.
OK, OK.
You don't have to.
I'm hungry.
You don't have to.
You smell.
Do I smell?
What do you want?
Milk and...
Oh, you don't want milk?
I'll have milk.
And cheeseburgers.
And corn potage.
Oh, you want corn potage, right?
Oh, it's good!
Oh! Thank you very much!
Oh, it's pitch black!
Sing it! Sing it! Sing it!
Oh, I don't want this!
Eat it! Eat it!
Oh, I'll give it to you, miss!
It's good! It's good!
It's been a while since I ate like this!
Yeah, it's been a while since I ate like this!
Oh, there's one more demo.
Oh! How are you doing?
It's the same!
And please call the owner of the restaurant!
Yes, sir!
Oh, I'm so full!
Hey!
Are you kidding me?
Are you going to eat all the chicken?
He hasn't eaten at all!
He's been like this for a while now!
No, it's delicious! Bacon, this, this, this!
Oh, you missed it!
It's disgusting!
It's wrapped up in something!
It was there!
Okay, round two!
Okay!
Two...
What, you ate two at once?!
It can't be helped!
Eat it!
It's all over your shoulders!
It's disgusting, it's disgusting!
Devil fishing!
This will work, right?
It will work!
So, in your stomach...
Oh, in your stomach!
What the hell is this?!
You ate it!
What did you leave behind in your mcjigs?!
In your stomach, right?
I don't know!
Where?!
Cheeseburger and half-pinsetto!
Half-pinsetto!
This is...
Mickey-chan!
It's Mickey-chan!
Yeah!
Oh, I'll take that one!
Everyone, let's collect it all!
I want to collect it all and play with it!
Eat it, eat it!
Three half-pinsettos!
Yes, sir!
Wild, wild...
Hey, you're out of tune!
You're out of tune!
I'm starving.
How many have you eaten already?
I ate a lot today, so...
Four or five thousand yen!
Seriously, how many hamburgers did you eat?
Seriously, four or five thousand yen!
It's him, it's him!
He's the only one!
This is really good!
I can't say it in order!
You're out of tempo!
This isn't sweet, so it's easy to eat!
Excuse me!
Five more!
Just kidding!
That's your idea!
You're ugly! You're ugly! You're ugly!
I can't take it anymore!
Excuse me!
Can you tell me how much it is?
It's a total of eight thousand and one hundred and thirty four yen!
But it's a lot of money than I expected!
Of course! It wasn't cheap!
By the way, what kind of corner is this?
It's a lie!
It's not even a hundred thousand yen!
You're going to get fooled!
Yes!
Thank you for the meal!
Thank you!
I wonder if you'll eat it even if I talk to you.
As expected of Teres.
I wonder who will come today.
Next person, please.
Excuse me.
What are you doing?
Don't laugh.
I'll have you decide today.
Look at me!
I'm playing the role of Madonna, right?
Yes.
Madonna!
No, today...
Okay, really.
No, it's not like that.
Oh, is that so?
Yes.
Today, the two of us will play the role of Madonna.
He's burning! He's burning!
He's dying!
W-what is it?
I don't know! Go home! You're in my way!
Don't laugh.
Don't laugh!
Um...
I know you don't like it very much...
but I don't think you can go back on what you said today.
It's like that, but...
So...
This kind of thing is troublesome.
Even if you look closely, it's different from before.
Accept it! Accept it!
It's nice and hot.
But, you know...
No matter what happens...
What is this?
What is this, now?
Hey!
What is it?
Accept it!
I-I thought you'd enjoy it...
What's wrong with you?!
There's no way you'd like something like this!
Accept it!
Think about it!
Accept it!
What time do you think it is?!
I'm sorry!
Accept it!
I'm really sorry!
What's this?
I'm sorry.
That's one.
What?
You're good at pretending.
- That's how it is. - Who do you think you are?
Move!
That's how it is.
Take it back! I don't need it anymore!
Go back! Go back!
I'm taking it out, you bastard.
I'm taking it out.
- What? - Right, guys?
- Yes. - Let's do it.
Let's do it.
Go back.
Takuto! Atami!
Show and show!
You're new!
That's all there is to it.
Fortune-telling!
Fortune-telling, huh?
Can you show me?
- Excuse me! - Yes?
- Can you sing for me? - Yes!
It's musical.
You wear school uniforms for three years, so you should buy bigger ones.
Everyone knows it!
It's cold!
I love Patrasche!
That's all there is to it.
Flores!
Not only blue, but even in mysterious aspects...
Mr. X!
Take it off!
You don't have to say it!
Take it off!
That's all there is to it!
Museum!
Oh, this is the museum!
I'm going in!
Excuse me!
Yes!
The audition audition is over here.
Oh, yes, yes, yes, please come in!
What's with that bastard?
Excuse me!
What are you doing, you idiot?
You're going to spill everything!
Excuse me!
Please, please, please!
Yes, yes, yes!
You can't lick the harmonica!
Yes, yes!
You're timing is bad!
It smells good!
Then come earlier!
It was hard for me, too!
You can't do that!
Yes, yes, yes!
Excuse me!
Come in!
- It's amazing. - Oh, yes.
In the piano.
♪ From this picture to my man ♪
♪ Don't come! ♪
♪ It's Teres, after all! ♪
Emergency planning!
Huge songbirds match!
Hello, everyone!
Good evening!
So, today, people with haircuts have rushed over to this gods' seat.
We've had three professionals come here.
Yes.
We're going to show you that this is a haircut.
Now, the first person is this person!
Mr. Kazama Morio!
Thank you very much.
It's a hair cut.
Yes, I've had a hair cut for 30 years.
You're lying!
It's a huge hair cut today.
Even though it's small, it's difficult.
Yes, in a place like this.
You don't know why I'm sitting here.
While you're saying that, please change properly.
Yes, yes, yes.
I'll do it.
Thank you for today.
Thank you for having me.
Next up is this person!
Now, the second one is this person!
Thank you for having me!
Thank you very much!
Hey! Hey! Hey! I heard you said "I'm going!"
Well, well, well...
I'm Tanno.
Nice to meet you.
What do you think about haircuts?
Yes, I've been doing haircuts for three years in junior high school.
Are you lying?
I've been doing haircuts all day long.
You're still saying it!
Normally, you'd stop if I said it, but...
Are you okay?
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
The third person is this person!
Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
You're Okama!
Since elementary school, I've been cutting my hair and going to school.
I don't rest for a day.
Well, in any case, the prize money is 100,000 yen.
Yes, that's right. I have it.
Thank you very much.
Are you Kiyo, the one in charge of it?
Well, well, it's a lot of money.
No, no, no.
Well...
Normally...
No, no, no.
I don't put it in.
Well, I'm the same.
What are you talking about?
No, no, it's fine. It's fine.
Well, do your best.
Thank you very much.
Yes, thank you.
Thank you very much.
Here we go.
Give me the prize money!
Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
Oh, it's her.
What is it?
It's a goldfish.
A goldfish?
Yes, another one.
Another one.
Yes, it's her.
A crane.
A crane?
Why is it a crane again?
It's a story about a father and a son.
Is it me?
Oh, I see. I see.
I felt sympathy for you.
It's a crane's mark.
I see. It's a crane's mark.
It's a crane's mark.
Yes, another one!
Well, it's her.
Well, it's a squid.
A squid?
Of course, it's a squid.
Wait a minute.
It's a squid's mark.
Well, it's a squid's mark.
Yes, it's a squid's mark.
It's decided!
It's a squid's mark.
Is there anything else?
Yes!
It's a squid's mark!
You were really uncool just now.
You are...
Mogura!
Cat's back.
Cat's back!
So, is Mogura still the best?
Cat's back is fine, but...
Mogura's cat's back.
Yes, Mogura's cat's back!
Now, let's have you cut it!
Here you go!
Where are you coming from?
Oh, Morio-san is speeding up!
That's fast!
You're already cutting it out.
So, you released a CD?
Yes, well...
"I Like You, Not You" CD has been released.
You're in front of YouTube, but you're a pro.
You're a pro.
But...
I don't know what you're doing.
Oh, I got it.
It's coffee, so I'm holding it on this side.
You're holding it in your right hand, and you're holding it in your left hand.
Now...
Mr. Kadama's is finished!
But...
It's done!
Close it!
Finished!
It's hot!
Cutting!
Open!
Thank you!
- Iguana? - Yes, it is.
- Wait a minute! - Yes?
- Kanno san! - Yes?
- This... - Kanno san?
- This is... - This is...
- Yes? - A doji and noro mana kamikiri.
- A doji and noro...
- But it's still good, isn't it, Kanno san? - Yes.
- Yes! - Thank you very much.
- Now, for you two...
- Kanno san has cut...
- Iguana! Kamikiri!
- Open! - Open!
- Eh, this is... - This is wonderful.
- Is this a good performance? - This is a display.
- Is this a display?!
- But it's in good shape, isn't it? - Yes.
- Now, for the last one! - This is good.
- It's the last one! - Yes.
- Matsumoto san has cut... - Yes?
- A cat's back! Kamikiri! - Open!
- Open!
(Applause)
You know what?
Yes?
I like this expression.
You like it, don't you?
(Applause)
I like it, don't you?
You're laughing!
You!
It's been a while.
(Laughter)
Well, I'd like to decide by applause of the audience.
Yes!
Who thinks Morio Kazama's crane is good?
Applause!
(Applause)
Yes, this one.
Yes, yes.
I see.
Who thinks Miho Kanno's iguana is good?
(Applause)
Yes, yes, yes.
Who thinks her cat's fur is good?
(Applause)
Well, it's hard to decide by applause of the audience.
Yes, it is.
There were many people.
(Laughter)
There were many of me.
(Laughter)
Isn't it decided?
No, it is!
Oh, is it?
(Laughter)
Well, then...
Yes?
I'd like to make it even.
Oh!
(Tapping)
Yes, well...
Aliens.
Aliens?!
(Laughter)
Mr. Morio Kanno!
Yes?
You won early.
Yes.
Among the things you said, was there anything you could win?
Breakfast!
(Laughter)
Breakfast!
(Applause)
Yes, I won breakfast three times!
What about you, Mr. Matsumoto?
Me?
Me...
Well...
Ninja!
Yes, I'll go with ninja.
Ninja!
(Applause)
Well, Mr. Morio...
Well, I'll go with aliens.
Aliens?!
(Applause)
Well...
First of all, Mr. Kazama, you are an alien!
Cut your hair and open!
(Drumming)
(Applause)
This is...
(Applause)
(Laughter)
Your legs are definitely sticking out!
(Laughter)
Isn't this OK?
Yes!
(Applause)
Now!
(Applause)
Next, the second one, Mr. Kanno's breakfast!
Cut your hair and open!
(Drumming)
Hey!
You're making me laugh!
(Laughter)
What's that?
(Laughter)
White rice...
Oseki rice...
Oseki rice?!
Roasted iguana...
(Laughter)
You're the worst!
(Laughter)
Mr. Basbos's ninja!
Cut your hair and open!
(Drumming)
(Applause)
You're a ninja, you bastard!
But... but it's a water gun technique, you know!
(Applause)
Even foreigners would say you're a ninja!
(Laughter)
Now, everyone, on the left...
Yes!
Do you think Kazama-san's friend was good?
(Applause)
Yes, yes. Remember that.
I got it, yes.
Well, for now, let's hear it.
(Laughter)
I think Kanno-san's water gun was good!
(Applause)
Let's do it, just the three of us!
(Laughter)
Oh, this is getting serious!
Now...
(Laughter)
I think Matsumoto-san's ninja was good!
(Applause)
Do you know?
The winner is Kazama Morio!
(Applause)
Congratulations!
(Applause)
Matsumoto-san's water gun was good!
(Applause)
What is it?
What are you bringing me for?
I don't need it!
Don't say it!
What's that?
What's this?
You don't need it!
I don't need it!
Don't dig me in!
I'm expensive!
What's this?
Don't say it!
I can't do it!
Stop it!
I can't do it!
Stop it!
I can't do it!
You stupid!
Hey! I can't do it!
Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!
Hey, you!
What are you doing?
Are you having fun?
Hey!
What are you doing?
Hey, what are you doing?
Stop it!
I can't do it!
Good morning!
We're back!
"Real Pancake"!
It's not starting!
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Today's team fight is "fuki fuki horse more race"!
Yes, I'm going to be the top.
I'm Bota.
Yes, I'm going to kick you up.
I'm Genki.
I'm going to be the top of the team.
Fly! Fly!
I'm going to kick you up.
Yes, I'm going to kick you up.
Fly! Fly!
Team Hamada is very active.
Did you hear that?
I told you to stay away from each other.
I'm going to kick you up.
You should have blown the whistle.
I don't know how to do it.
It's the same as this.
Go for it!
Ready!
Go for it!
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
Where is it? Where is it?
Go for it!
Itao!
What is it?
Do you have a driver's license or something?
You're terrible!
Itao is coming.
Go for it!
I'm sorry!
Go for it!
I'm sorry!
Go for it!
I'm sorry!
Go for it!
(audience cheers)
RIP that!
(audience laughs)
Go, go, go!
Do your best!
Go!
7th!
You did it!
Go!
Good!
What?
What did you just see?
OK, next!
The team is heavy.
Oh, I'm dizzy.
One centimeter!
OK, I'll go with the board!
Ready!
Go up! Go up!
Ready!
OK!
Are you OK?
Go up! Go up!
OK, go! Ready!
OK!
OK! OK!
OK!
Go up! Go up!
Ready!
I can't talk.
Site horse!
Will you put it in your mouth?
Thank you very much.
Ready!
Ouch!
It's better than it hurts.
Think of something good.
Rock!
That's amazing.
What's good about it?
It's normal!
It really hurts.
I want to learn.
You're fast!
Result...
Four!
All right!
What do you think? Is it a reversal?
Ryu, you know, I'm not new at this.
I usually bend over 10 meters.
Where do you want to go?
Someone please listen to me!
You bend over 10 meters?
Where? Where?
Ryu, are you ready?
Yes.
Ready?
What?
I'll ask Ryoko next.
Will you reach the goal soon?
If Ryoko reaches the goal, the balloon will break.
By the way, Team Matsumoto is...
By the way...
Here!
No, no.
Ready?
Ready!
Let's go!
The reason is...
The reason is without doubt...
This guy!
This guy is especially terrible!
Not a millimeter of progress at all!
Terrible...
And with that...
This has been...
Team Fight!
What?
What did you do, you brat?
What are you doing here?
What are you doing?
You're weird.
Weird, weird.
You're disgusting.
What?
What's wrong with you?
Shut up.
Here?
Why did you go in there?
Why?
That's what I'm asking you.
Why?
Why did you go in there?
Oh, it's three million yen.
You're asking for a lot of money.
You're crazy.
You idiot.
Real estate agent.
You're doing good.
How is it?
I liked it earlier.
Yes.
But it doesn't look like it anymore.
Hey, old man.
Where did you go?
What?
Take off your clothes.
My clothes?
There's a problem.
At this time...
My clothes?
What do you mean?
Don't say anything.
Me too.
I'm pissed off.
What is it?
Where did you go?
Don't ask stupid questions like that, idiot.
I'm sure you'll say the same thing.
Come out.
Shut up, idiot.
You're not the L-type you think you are, idiot.
What do you mean?
L-type.
Great L-type.
Don't say such things.
This apartment...
We signed a contract and we're not going back.
How much is it?
60 million yen.
I'll give you 70 million yen.
What?
70 million yen?
Yes.
70 million yen?
Why not?
Why 70 million yen?
You know about the 300 million yen case?
I know about it.
Don't tell me you...
If you don't know, can you tell me in detail?
What's with you? Do you know about it?
What's with you? Do you think I'm a criminal?
Don't say such meaningless things like that!
I didn't know much about it back then, so I don't know.
What were you doing back then?
Shut up, you.
Well, Yukiko!
Yes!
Call the police!
Yes!
I'm sorry, ma'am.
Yes!
Hey, what's with you?
I just called the police.
Oh, that's great!
Let's go, you idiot!
What's with you?
There's no way the police would come to a place like this.
No, I just called them. They'll come, right?
No, no.
There's no way they'd come like this.
Why would they come, if you say so?
This guy is tough.
He's tough.
Wow, this is the toughest thing I've ever experienced in my life.
It's exactly the same.
This is the toughest thing.
Oh, I feel sick.
Oh, I'm sick.
Hey, you.
What?
Why are you here?
I was called, so I'm here.
This is where I live.
Oh, this is where you live.
Yes.
Hey, you.
What?
You live here, don't you?
Shut up, Poncheese.
Who's Poncheese? Who's Poncheese?
It's not like that!
It's not like that?
Don't say that!
It's not like that!
Hey, let's force it out of him.
Wait, wait, wait!
What do you mean, force it out of me?
Why am I here?
If you don't even ask me why, how am I supposed to solve this?
That's right.
Let's hear your reason.
Okay, then.
Let me say something about the housing situation in Japan, and I'll strike you here.
Do you know what Japan is like now?
There's not much you can do with your neighbors, and all you can do is build concrete buildings.
I want to say something about the housing situation in Japan.
Do you want me to say it?
Yeah, say it.
I'm Hashimoto Seiko's old woman, Korokoro.
You're not going to say it, are you?
What are you talking about?
What's wrong with you?
What's wrong with you, idiot?
Who's an idiot?
You're the idiot.
You're the idiot who came in here.
What?
Are you going to kill me?
I didn't do anything.
What's wrong with you?
You came in here and yelled at me.
I'm going to kill you.
Hey, I'm going to kill you.
Are you an idiot?
What's wrong with you?
It seems like you're looking down on me, but do you know me?
I don't know you.
Even now, I'm stuck in a drainpipe like this,
but in the past, Prime Minister of the time, Kakuei Tanaka
completely dug me up.
Are you crazy?
I didn't know you were so nice, Uno-san.
What are you talking about?
You too, Uno-san?
You got double-tasked, didn't you?
Don't lie to me!
You're just making up stories!
Hey!
Stop it!
Hey!
Stop it!
Hey!
Stop it!
Hey!
Give me 10 yen!
What are you doing?
Do you want to fight?
You have no shame!
Scrambling about on your own ...
On your own like this ...
Like this like this ...
Are you crazy?
Are you mad?
Are you insane?
Are you not going to listen to us?
You both of you, wait!
It's burning me up, it's burning me up, I think I'm gonna burn out.
It's burning me up, I think I'm gonna burn out, I think I'm gonna go crazy.
[Chachachacha!]
I'm getting sucked into the night, I'm getting my eyes blown away.
[Chachachacha!]
Even if you tell me to go, I don't know what to do.
If I'm alone, I'll wait for you.
You don't know me, I don't know you.
I don't know you, I don't know you.
I can't find you.
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