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Nice game is "suri tenjou kiki ippatsu"!
You're burning rubber trying to help the neoptychoon in a cave on the speed of a bear bell!
Why of course the team with the most dolls wins!
So keep the pace or kishi zashi ni ni chaoyou!
Kick the Carl Lewis feet boy!
You're Paul Cheneau!
Today's team fight is "suri tenjou kiki ippatsu"!
The first and second rounds are two people each, and the third round is three people each.
This belt conveyor will...
It's a hoagie, a hoagie!
Ah! Ah, you scared me!
Take as many dolls as you can and go home!
In the meantime, I'll keep touching this from the ceiling!
If you get caught in this, you'll die!
We'll die?
We'll die!
What's up with you?
Before you get caught...
You have to come back!
We'll die!
Don't die!
Let's start with the first round!
The game is decided by rock-paper-scissors, so please start the belt conveyor!
Well then, let's go!
One, two, three...
Four, five, six...
Eight, nine!
Nine!
Come here!
Are you serious?
One, two...
Matsumoto team has scored eleven goals!
Four...five...six...seven...eight...nine...ten...e leven...twelve!
- Eight, you say one? - Yes! - Nine! - Eight! Nine! Nine!
- How many? - One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight!
Eight!
I came back with a plan not to come back!
- I'll give you five! - No, no, listen, listen, listen!
- I'll give you five! - I can't give you more than five, really!
Final match!
Let's go!
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
A new hero has been born!
A new...
21...
12...
13...
14...
15...
16...
20!
20 points!
Run!
20 points!
I did it!
Captain!
Niko!
Why did you do that?
Niko!
Why did you do that?
What?
I'm sorry!
This chuck has opened!
It's opened!
14...
15...
16...
17!
18!
19!
20!
19!
What?
You did it!
I won!
Take 19!
Take 19 and why did you lose?
It's Niko!
This person is Niko!
You are...
Niko!
41 to 38!
The team is still alive!
In this program...
The origin of a world where life spreads...
"p" and "g"
"MAYNER TRAIN SLEEPCOM," "zero-winged shopping," "ME Ganze Japan"
Done with the financial support of Kobayashi Pharmaceutical.
I didn't expect this famous contest would be broadcasted in public.
I didn't expect it either.
Oh, really?
By the way, it's amazing today.
Hidero, who was said to be the number one candidate for the championship, suddenly couldn't come.
I don't know what this applause is about, but the prize money is 300,000 yen!
Now, let's introduce the challengers!
The first group of challengers is...
Rugo Shiba!
- Look, look, look! - It's burning, it's burning!
- It's starting to burn up! - It's burning!
- So, these two people... - Yes?
- Who will provide us with a headband? - Who is it?! Who?!
- Let's introduce you to our headband presenter! - Headband presenter?!
- This is our headband presenter! - Who?!
Open!
Do you feel nauseous?
Let's do it!
Meina, start!
Open your mouth!
Happy Ending!
The way you sang was amazing.
I think you sang a little bit like Lou.
This time it's Lou's turn!
The first match is...
Tsurukomasaru vs Higashiyama!
Thank you!
Is it okay for me to appear in a place like this?
No, you're in the wrong studio.
Yesterday, I watched the tournament and...
Fake?! No way!
This is the scooby presenter!
If you were going to lick me, you should have said no.
Get out of my way!
He took a pose.
What a useless fighting pose!
Let's do it.
Ritchie, open!
Again?
His hands...
His hands are amazing!
Maina!
Start!
Ritchie!
Run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run ...
Don't worry, I won't die
I won't die
What's the verdict?
Excuse me
First round, third match is ...
Ueshiba Ryuhei and Maeda Koryo
Winner is ...
- Are you OK? - Are you OK?
- Maeda, you ... - Don't shake me!
- I'm pretty confident. - Really?
- Really. - Yes.
- Downtown? - Downtown!
- I don't know. - No!
- Downtown! - Downtown!
- Say Downtown! - I don't know!
- The winner is ...
Why don't you say anything?
Let me open Norio's nipples.
Michiko!
Go forward a little bit.
It's smaller than I thought.
It's a knife attack.
Knife!
I see!
Everyone!
Start!
It's good, isn't it, Norio?
Norio is in pain!
Hang in there!
Come on, Norio!
Judge!
Please!
The last match of the second round is...
Mieharu versus Kouji Imaga!
How was it, Imaga?
Why am I replacing Hidero?
If it's true, I should be eating udon noodles with Ito- san by now.
I promised him.
He suddenly called you over the phone.
He called me over the phone. Please look down on Chikubi.
The one who will present Chikubi to these two is...
The Chikubi presenter is this person!
Chikubi!
Let's take a look at this. Music, open!
It's good, isn't it?
Ah, it's like Kouni.
This is Kouni, Kouni.
Let's go!
Mainer, start!
Ha ha ha!
Oh, he's squeezing it out!
Bang!
Allow me to introduce you to our staff presenter.
Who is it?!
This is our staff presenter!
This is...
...dried fish, isn't it?
I see.
If this was a science experiment table, it wouldn't work.
How about it?
Ah, yes, yes.
Let's do it, this.
Yes, let's open the disc!
Open!
Oh, I'm looking forward to it.
It's beautiful, isn't it, this?
Then let's do it!
Everyone, start!
It's coming! It's coming! It's coming!
It's coming! It's coming!
I think I'm going to die, too!
Judge, please!
This is what you're all looking down on!
It's pretty... you know...
I'll give up on it.
What?
It stinks.
What?
It stinks.
What?
It stinks.
So...
Let's go!
Open!
I'm serious!
Start!
Go home!
What?
Go! Go! Go!
Hurry up!
Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!
Go! Go!
You painted your nipples!
You really did!
Now, Mr. Sankon, give us your verdict!
Now, let me introduce you to a nipple presenter suitable for the final round!
Who is it?
This is the nipple presenter for the final round!
Then, before the final match, I would like to chant the national anthem and national anthem.
Everyone, let's chant together. National anthem!
Beechikubeechikumeina
Nozonderu
Hey, you should be bold and chant "beechikumeina" to your girlfriend.
beechikumeina
nozonderu
Now, let's have Ikage-san do a peek-open.
I want to see it. I want to see it.
Don't peek too much, or you'll get peeked.
I want to see it.
Now, Ikage-san, open!
Yes, it's good.
It's good, isn't it?
It's good.
It's good, isn't it?
99% of Japanese citizens like it.
The final match has begun!
End!
Let's make it stable, Ikage-san!
The judge is...
Higashiro!
The champion is...
Higashiro!
Is there nothing in it?
There's nothing in it.
Here you go.
Yasuda-san...
It's about time you spit it out.
On the day of the incident...
There were many people who witnessed you leaving that apartment.
Oh, this is a tattoo eraser.
How is it?
Well...
I think it's a matter of time,
but I don't know what to do with it.
Hmm...
It looks like "bang, bang, bang", doesn't it?
Hey!
Get lost!
Yasuda-san!
You're afraid of your wife cheating on you,
but you killed a hostess with that rope.
Isn't that right?!
I'm sorry.
I did it.
But...
the company went bankrupt.
It's a company that's worked hard for 20 years.
But my boss said...
Without someone like you, no one would be in trouble.
You sound like Françoise Morechan-san!
That's right.
In other words, I couldn't say that.
In the afternoon, I would walk in the park,
and in the evening, I would drink at a bar in Cabaret.
I also had debt.
When I saw Yukie for the first time, I knew her.
When I saw Yukie for the first time, I thought...
She's the only one for me.
You sound like Hikage-san when you saw Masao Oki.
That's right.
Our happy days continued.
I can't continue this relationship forever.
Let's end it here.
That's what I thought for the first time.
But...
When I was invited, I couldn't say "no" and just said "no".
"No" and "no" you say...
It's like you're in a drama.
Don't worry about me.
But at the time, I was worried about...
finance, debt, and a job.
I had three problems.
You're talking about rakugo, right?
I told her everything.
Everything I had hidden from her.
But...
Our relationship started to fall apart.
It was natural for love to deteriorate.
You're like Utamaro and Koenyu.
If something happened, you'd call your wife right away.
You'd jump into a phone call.
You're like a superman.
So...
But I...
I finally told her about our breakup.
Before she started crying...
I spent the night persuading her.
You're like a bond boy.
I see...
At first, I was worried about her.
But as time passed...
I naturally forgot about her.
As time passed, you forgot about her...
You're like a young prince.
So what happened?
About two months later...
I think...
She suddenly called me at home.
She's pregnant.
Of course, my wife found out about our relationship.
But I managed to fool her with a lie.
You managed to fool her, didn't you?
You're like Lupin III's Kurita Kanichi, aren't you?
So what happened?
But she kept calling me.
If you don't want your wife...
your wife...
to find out about our relationship...
give me 10 million yen!
I don't care if you kill me or not...
You're a bulldog, aren't you?
I had no choice but to kill you!
You think England is delicious, don't you?
England...
It's not me...
It's my wife...
and my family...
I just wanted to take care of my family!
You're selfish, aren't you?
How old are you?
I'm 13 years old...
but a bulldog is not an example, is it?
I know that a bulldog is not an example...
but I don't think you should say it like that.
How old are you?
I'm 12 years old.
Say it clearly.
I'm 12 years old!
When I was 12...
it was easy for me to do it.
I learned a lot.
Now, for 100,000 yen Gundam Presents!
Now, well, well, well!
Ah, it's funny!
Last time we did it at the Gyoza Fair, everyone!
Yes!
Well, at that time...
It's funny now!
Thank you!
All thirteen types, thirty-nine items!
Ora-tata! Ora-tata!
It's really funny!
His face... His face is funny!
The total is 12,690 yen!
Wow!
Let's do our best!
We ate 100,000 yen worth of food for 12,000 yen!
The price is low!
Is it?
We ate 20 servings of food!
Well, for now!
Let's all eat 100,000 yen worth of food this time too!
Yes, yes!
Where is it?
This is the restaurant we chose!
Yes!
Mr. Donuts!
Yes!
Let's all eat 100,000 yen worth of food here!
Okay!
No, it's okay!
It's not expensive or cheap or anything like that!
No, it's not cheap!
Higashino, you eat for today!
I'm sorry!
Your face is funny!
Let's do our best, you maggots!
Are you hungry?
Why are you flying away?
Okay, everyone!
Yes!
Let's all eat 100,000 yen worth of food!
Yes, let's eat!
Chiro!
Chiro, let's go!
Let's eat, Chiro!
Chiro, let's go!
I want a teapot!
I want ice coffee!
I want a teapot!
I want a shrimp croissant!
A shrimp croissant?!
Yes!
Me too!
I don't eat the same things!
I eat all kinds of food!
There's a lot!
I always think about it!
This is nonsense!
Oh, me too!
Hey, everyone!
Two China Town Shibusoba sets!
You guys are useless!
I want Shibusoba!
Donuts!
Are you going to eat donuts?!
Look at me!
Are you doing your best?!
Wow, it's really good!
I want soup!
I want straws!
I want soup!
Soup and noodles are delicious!
I want sushi!
Imawa san said "dipop" and came to return it.
What is it?
Let me go first!
Yes, please!
What are you doing?!
Yes!
Beans are sweet six kinds of also
I don't want to eat sugar
I don't want it
It's okay
It's so delicious
I don't want it
Thank you for waiting.
Oh, you're here.
I'm glad you came.
It's my second time here.
I'll come back next time.
Come here.
Are you French?
I'm French.
I love you.
Oh!
No!
Donuts!
I love donuts!
I'm eating them now!
I'm drooling!
Do you go to Shoeser School?
Thomas?
No, not yet.
Not yet, Thomas.
When did you come here?
I've always been here.
Yoshino, don't pretend to be a professional.
I'm sorry.
You're a nasty man.
You're just like Yoshino.
Your hands are crowded.
I'll feed you all.
Really?
Eat two at a time.
I'm sorry.
You're scary.
You're a nasty man.
He's a nasty man.
You're a nasty man.
Really?
Yes.
You're nasty.
I'm sorry.
You're a nasty man.
You're scary.
You're a nasty man.
You're not scary anymore.
You're a nasty man.
Go ahead!
Drink it with your neck.
I'm sorry.
I'll drink it later.
I'm sorry.
I'll drink it later.
It's great, isn't it?
Yes.
What's this?
I've found out something new.
What is it?
They have a new set.
Really?
Okayu Morning.
They're changing it, aren't they?
It's until 12 o'clock.
Until 12 o'clock?
Are you doing it?
Yes, I am.
You're crazy!
You're here.
Good morning.
I see.
Yes.
What's with that face? You look like you're talking to an actor or something.
Everyone's really happy and you're the only one who's relaxed.
See, you're laughing.
You're really happy.
You can laugh.
I'm laughing.
Laugh, laugh.
Laugh.
You're energetic.
Excuse me.
Yes.
Please feel the food you've eaten so far.
14,990 yen.
Huh?
14,000 yen?
Yes.
You can't pay for it?
No.
Here you go.
Oh, really?
Here you go, 20,000 yen.
I was trying to be stupid.
You're taking all of the 10,000 yen.
You're a Japanese bird, aren't you?
Huh?
Entertainment News
[New Year's Day in Kamakura]
In the "Nice Guy" series, the well-known Takairo Kurano
celebrated his New Year's Day in his family's Kamakura for the first time in a long time.
The first person who caught Kurano was Shizuka Meikko.
At this time, the big star also quickly became a kind uncle.
Even though he became popular, his younger brother, Kisaku,
and Naoki Naoki's younger brother, Takayoshi, couldn't help but laugh.
Kurano completely became Shizuka's servant.
The next one was a tough opponent.
As you can see,
his second appearance was in vain.
But Takahiro's smile will not be forgotten.
Let's organize the New Year's Day party from this afternoon.
Not only his best friend, Mr. Nagashima and Mr. O,
but also celebrities, students, and sports people came to the New Year's party.
In all, 2,000 people came.
The reason why Kurano's hand stopped
was because he was also surprised
at the New Year's party from Prime Minister Sato.
For a while, he got his favorite electricity.
I'm in love with him now.
He proudly declared to his girlfriend.
I want to be electricity.
It seems that he heard his fans' screams.
The Man in Black
What's up?
Hey!
Wait!
Hey!
Wait!
Hey!
What are you doing there?
What's up with you, idiot?
Huh?
What are you doing?
What's up with you?
Hey!
What's up with you?
Hey!
Your bike...
You...
Your bike with Okajima-san...
What's up with you?
What's wrong with you?
Hey!
If you go in there without permission, you'll get in trouble!
Shut up, idiot!
Hey, Okajima-san!
Okajima-san!
Hey!
You're annoying me!
What is it?
What's up with you?
Hey...
Hey!
My bike...
Hey!
What are you doing with my bike?
Shut up, you monkey shadow killer!
This is his bike!
What does it have to do with you, you idiot?
Forget it. Call the police.
Huh?
You think the police will come, you idiot?
They will!
What do you mean, they won't come?
Idiot, they will.
The police are busy!
The police station is right there!
They won't come! Idiot!
Idiot!
What's going on?
Don't look at me like that!
You've got yourself in trouble again!
Shut up, you old police family!
Who's an old police family?
What's with you?
What do you mean?
Shut up, idiot!
You've got yourself in trouble again!
This is my bike.
Oh, it's your bike.
Do something about it!
What's your name?
Huh?
You've got a name, don't you?
Do you want my pen name?
I'm asking about your real name.
No, I'm not going to say that, you idiot.
If you do have a name...
What do you do for a living?
A job?
I'm an actor.
What?
Idiot!
You're an actor?
I'm an actor.
Do you appear in plays and dramas?
I do appear in dramas!
Don't say that!
What?
Don't call me a neighbor's kid!
What are you saying?
Don't call me "long vacation."
What are you saying?
I'm not lying!
What's your role?
I'm a "long vacation" role.
What's wrong with you?
You're lying!
What's wrong with you, "long vacation" role?
I turned it down.
What are you saying?
It's too difficult for me, so I turned it down.
I'm sick of this.
Why are you in a place like this?
What?
If you go in a place like this, you'll kill someone's bike.
That's right. It's troublesome.
Of course it's troublesome.
I know it's troublesome, so I'm doing it.
You know it's troublesome?
I want to say it to the riders of the world!
Go ahead and say it.
I want to say it.
Are you going to say it?
Yes, I am.
Because I want to eat you.
Are you crazy?
You're the worst!
You're a lowlife!
Why don't you say it to the riders of the world?
You're a lowlife!
You're the worst!
You're a lowlife!
What's with you?
What's wrong with you?
Don't underestimate me!
What?
I'm doing it calmly like this.
In the past, I was Musashi, the leader of the Boushou Clan.
Are you going to say it?
What are you saying?
You can't say anything to me!
What?
What's wrong with you?
What's wrong with me?
Can you do it?
What are you saying?
What's wrong with you?
What's annoying you?
What's wrong with you?
I won't say it.
I won't let you arrest me.
Arrest me! Arrest me!
I can't arrest you for such a thing.
You are so cool.
What are you talking about? I can arrest you.
No, no, no.
It's cold.
Yes, it's cold.
What's wrong with you?
You are so stupid.
You are disgusting.
You are so stupid.
I won't be arrested for such a thing.
I can arrest you.
What?
Smile.
What?
Because of this tuna hole,
the shape of the tuna has changed.
It has changed.
It means that it is not in its original state.
I know it.
It means that you broke it.
I broke it.
You broke it.
You damaged it.
I damaged it.
You damaged it.
You are a great criminal.
Excuse me.
Please bake this pancake, too.
What are you talking about?
You are weird.
What are you doing?
What is this?
Pull me out of here.
One, two...
Help me.
I can't stand it anymore.
You!
One, two...
Listen, listen.
It was playing! It was playing but...
...the electronic board opened and fell apart.
Did that happen?
It shouldn't have happened!
It's easier on your left ear, right?
Right.
It's easier to understand if you look at it from the left.
I see.
It's a little difficult to understand.
Men are like this, right?
Men are naturally like this.
I don't know what you're talking about.
By the way, is it possible to eat on the east coast?
Yes, it is possible.
Seriously, this is the most popular place for men.
Really, seriously.
There are about fourteen or fifteen people.
No, it's the most...
It's annoying.
It's the most annoying place for men.
(Laughs)
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