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The King!
Tonight's game is Tomioni Tomioni Elevator.
You know elevator?
I'm trying to make it out of my never-in-the-story
Make it, take it, Mr. Kitchen, your Paul Shano!
Get in the car!
And now, Ryoko!
Good evening!
Well...
These kind of members...
Recently, Hong Kong's popularity...
Eels climbing...
It's a little late, but...
The era is Hong Kong.
If there's anyone who can win popularity in Hong Kong, it's Nyan-ta-kun.
Tonight's team fight is...
Jump-off-the-elevator!
We'll play the game three times. First, we'll choose two people for each team.
Four of you will jump-off-the-elevator.
Here's one, two, three, four...
The higher you go up, the more people there are.
You'll grab Nyanter's doll and jump-off-the- elevator again.
You'll slip and fall, but you'll do your best to go up.
Nyanter's many teams have won.
If you come back empty-handed or get stabbed by that queen up there, you'll be disqualified.
You'll get stabbed?!
You'll get stabbed if you try to go up?
Now, please choose your players for each team!
Hey, listen to me!
He's desperate.
Don!
He looks like he's fast.
He looks like he's going to jump off.
Don!
He's fast.
We're playing rock-paper-scissors, but we don't know the rules.
Who will go first?
It's now or never!
What should we do?
Okay, we'll play rock-paper-scissors!
Rock-paper-scissors and...
Rock-paper-scissors!
- Great job, Imada-san! - Great job, Imada-san!
- As expected of Imada-san! - Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
This is really bad!
- This doesn't count. - Yes, it doesn't count.
- Now, team Matsumoto has... - Yes!
- One, two, three, four! - Yes!
- Four! - Yes!
- Now, team Amara has... - One, two, three, four, five!
- Yes! - Yes!
- This means that... - Yes!
- Team Amara has won! - Yes!
I went to the lowest place in the shop and only one person came back!
This is so uncool!
I shot you guys yesterday!
She won't let me do it again!
I won twice in a row!
- Five and four, right? - Yes!
- I'll give you one, so do your best! - Yes!
- Now... - No, no, no!
Even if you win one, it's not enough for him!
- Now, this way! - Who will do it?
- Me and Shigeyoshi and Yuu will do it! - Alright, let's go!
This way is Hong Kong and Ryoko!
Hurry up!
- Now, are you ready? - Okay!
- Twice in a row! - Go!
Hurry up!
- Hurry up! - Go!
Hurry up!
(Screaming)
Team Matsumoto is 1, 2, 3.
Team Amara is 1, 2, 3, 4.
(Screaming)
Final match!
Ladies and gentlemen, please look at the tunnel.
As it is the final match...
I will get a rainbow hat.
As much as I get it...
There is a bad-looking doll, isn't it?
If I get it, I will take it as minus.
What?
Well, you certainly have a negative image.
If I get it, I will take it as minus.
I got it!
Well, you certainly have a negative image.
Even though you are down now, you still have a negative image.
Well, you certainly have a negative image.
It depends on how you hold it.
(Laughing)
You certainly have a negative image.
The final match is three people against three people.
OK!
Who is this?
These three.
She is...
Ryoko Itaokura!
Final match!
Go for it!
Stop! Stop!
No one came back!
No one!
Six, seven...
Seven...
Eight...
Nine!
Nine to zero!
Total...
Eighteen to seven!
The team still wins!
What did you say?
Our captain...
Before the show, he had a secret bag and said, "Is this okay?"
What did you say?
He said, "Let's go up and pick up just one corn."
I thought you'd do it!
Not at all!
I picked it up and threw it!
I put it in here!
I... I picked it up and threw it!
I put it in here!
I... I passed it to Matsu-chan!
I passed it to Matsu-chan and won it!
Matsu-chan is not bitter at all!
I picked it up first and threw it!
That's wrong!
You won twice in a row?
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- Good evening, everyone! - Good evening!
- It's been hot lately, hasn't it? - Yes, it has!
- Today's telemanager is Mr. Tsumuro. - Thank you for having me.
- Let me introduce you to today's guest.
- Not last week, but yesterday.
- Yesterday, Mr. Moami introduced me to Mr. Yuko.
- Let me introduce you to the battle machine monster, McQuest!
Tama, what's this?
It's just a lower body.
That's funny.
Tama, I'm doing a commercial.
Oh, really?
For you all.
For you all?
What?
There's no way!
We have a lot of them.
Kubota Tekko is here.
Kubota Tekko.
Thank you very much!
And also, Katakura Mitsubishi.
Thank you very much!
Thank you!
(Laughter)
If you see it in person...
(Laughter)
Please step forward.
If you see it in person, it looks difficult, doesn't it?
(Laughter)
That's why it looks difficult.
I'm sorry.
Are you all right?
(Laughter)
Thank you.
Can I have a bag?
Yes, of course. Please use it.
(Laughter)
But you don't have a day off, do you?
What?
Do you have friends?
Well, there are a few in the entertainment world.
Who do you often hang out with?
Well...
I often hang out with soccer players.
(Laughter)
Who? Soccer players?
Who? Who? Who?
(Laughter)
What? What? What?
(Laughter)
Thank you!
(Laughter)
How did it go?
Oh, Lord Samurai.
No, I was resting in this temple and suddenly got a heart attack.
How about you?
Oh, I'm feeling much better now.
- I see. - I'm fine.
- That's good. - But thank you for being so kind.
- No, no, no... - Oishiya, oishi!
Mother, how did it go?
We would like to thank you for your kindness and your voice for the position you are in.
Thank you very much.
No, no.
Do you want to thank me for something?
No, no, I'm fine like this.
No, don't say that.
No, no, I'm sorry.
No, if you like...
We would like to thank you for your kindness and your voice for the position you are in.
But I don't want to do it!
A game is a flow of time.
No, I don't want to do it!
I will avenge my father! Avenge him!
Prepare yourself! Prepare yourself!
No, I don't want to do it!
It's a sad story of flying in the sky.
How long will you think about it?
What if that person has already returned?
How long will you think about it?
Even if you are hit on dark soil,
Even if you are told goodbye with a freezing voice,
You don't care and you believe in it.
You believe in it.
Ah, people may have been birds in the past.
No matter what, no matter what,
I miss you.
Even if you cut off your throat, you can't cut off your body!
Don't worry!
This way!
Even if you cut me off, you can't cut me off!
How embarrassing!
I won't forgive you for being green!
(Music and sound effects)
When you go out with a three-shot and a nosebleed, it makes you feel awkward.
(Laughter)
(Music and sound effects)
Now, Mr. Madoh.
Yes, yes, yes.
Today, uh, before that, we did "Imadao" in that spring and summer suit, didn't we?
That was already...
Huh? It's been a while.
Two years ago, two years ago in summer.
And he said he'd buy a Ferrari with that.
He was pretty happy about it.
He was pretty depressed.
Yes, yes, yes.
After he found out, right?
This time, too...
It's been a while.
For the first time in two years...
Uh, let's do it all together, right?
Yes.
All of us.
You mean one of us, right?
Not one of us, right?
Uh...
Let's go gross.
This time, it's a prank.
Yes, yes.
So, this is the trickster.
No, no, no.
The art industry's Osaki Hiroshi.
I'm not a trickster.
You're not a trickster.
As you two said, I'm the manager of the world's best bar.
Are you going to be under Okamoto, Mr. Osaki?
Yes, yes, yes.
I'm not going to be under him.
Pants, I'm not going to wear anything.
Anyway, like always, we'll all go.
Uh-huh.
Uh, with Osaki Hiroshi appearing...
Appearing...
We had a little talk.
He doesn't come that often, does he?
Yes, we had a talk.
We were called to the back of the room.
Yes.
The three of us were talking in the back.
Yes, yes.
Well, it wasn't a fight.
So, uh...
Well...
If you'd like to see what happened next...
That's right.
Oh, you look like Tamiro.
You look like him.
I like this one.
I like this one, too.
It's delicious.
It tastes good.
Thank you for food.
Interrupting by asking who did.
Thank you for food.
(inaudible)
But...
(inaudible)
Well...
One day...
(inaudible)
One time...
(inaudible)
Then...
About six minutes...
A little bit...
(inaudible)
Until seven o'clock...
(inaudible)
Okamoto, tea.
Okamoto.
Yes.
I don't know.
I'm sorry.
(inaudible)
I said it.
Yes.
I said it.
Hamada said it.
You two did it.
You did it.
But Hamada didn't say it.
But I didn't say it.
I'm sorry.
That's enough.
I'm sorry.
That's enough.
That's not necessary.
Don't say it like that.
I don't care what you say.
I don't care.
Stop it.
That's enough.
Stop it.
Recently, Ozaki's way of talking is strange.
I didn't say it.
I didn't say it normally.
No, no.
You said it.
It's not like that.
Sit down, for example.
Don't.
Sit down.
What?
I said what?
I said sit down.
What did I say wrong?
Don't say wrong.
What?
I said you'd better listen to me for the moment.
Is it good for you and me?
Don't say things like that.
I said it earlier.
Don't do it.
What?
Don't do it.
What?
Sit down and say something, you bastard.
What?
What is that?
Stop it.
What is that?
What is it?
Stop it.
What is it?
Today, you win.
No, no, no!
I can't do it at all.
I'll cry if I do it two more times.
I can't laugh.
No, you win.
No!
I'm sorry for doing a triangle joke.
Hey, I've done it many times, so it's a triangle joke.
Hey, sit down and say it.
You've been saying it for three months.
I haven't heard it yet.
Let's do a triangle joke with three people.
Wow! Your face is still...
You had a great face.
It's hot in here, but it's undercooked.
It's red from the jewel. Wow, it's blood!
Me too!
It's cool!
Wow, it's blood!
It's from Taiwan.
Wow, this hand...
It's undercooked.
My thumb hurts and it's undercooked.
It's hot!
Why are you still crying?
You had a great face!
Did you blindfold yourself?
You're still crying!
Hey, you're still crying!
Why are you still crying?
It's still a prank!
Do you understand?
It's still a prank!
It's a great success!
It's still...
It's still a prank!
You know how I feel, don't you?
What are you doing?
Apologize!
I'm sorry.
Why do we have to apologize instead of complaining?
Are you okay?
You know how he is usually?
When he comes out of the monitor,
he brushes his teeth with his hands and tries to get a little closer.
Now!
Now! Now!
What is our life?
It's long! It's long!
What is it?
It's over.
I'm going home.
What should we do?
The program is over.
I don't know.
I thought it was an amethyst.
I didn't think so.
The three of you are real businessmen.
Who else would think so?
Let's listen to Mr. Imana's comments.
You know...
What is it?
All in all...
It's wonderful.
My own voice.
Really...
What did you think?
I thought I couldn't do it alone.
But I'm glad.
I'm glad.
THE END
Ouch! Ouch!
Are you alright?
Don't worry!
No problem!
What happened?
Ouch! Ouch!
Are you alright?
Okay! Don't worry!
You change?
Okay, change!
No problem!
What happened?
Ouch!
Are you alright?
Ouch!
You change?
Change!
Okay, you alright?
Okay! No problem!
What happened?
Let's go!
Let's go! Let's go!
Let's go!
No problem!
What happened?
Are you alright?
You change?
Let's go!
Okay! Let's go!
No...
Ouch!
Stand up!
Can you eat 100,000 yen for a gyoza auction?
It's a simple story.
I have 100,000 yen.
Can you eat it?
No, we can't eat it.
It's 25,000 yen for one person.
Yes, it's 25,000 yen for one person.
Stop! Stop!
It's for six people.
If it's for four people, it's 25,000 yen.
But it's for six people, so it should be about 20,000 yen more.
It's like a mountain present.
If you say it like that, I won't say it, either.
When I was your age, I was crazy about it.
I was crazy about it.
Stop it, Kutabunye.
Stop it, Osaku.
But I won't stop.
Your chair is empty.
I remember that. We ate a lot of food in Osho.
We did.
The woman in the poster came, too.
I'm jealous of her.
I'm jealous of her, too.
There's nothing left of them.
That's right.
There's nothing left of them.
That's how legendary they are.
It's short.
It's too short.
Now, everyone, please order.
Is it okay with a cup?
At first...
I have a stomachache.
Excuse me.
I want yakisoba.
Do you want it?
Just a little.
And...
Subuta.
Three servings of Subuta.
One set meal, please.
Two servings of gyoza.
Two servings?
Six servings.
Four servings of gyoza.
You order a lot of things.
Two servings of gyoza.
Happosai.
I'll drink sake.
Drink it.
Drink it now.
Power up.
Power down.
I drank it.
Do you eat this with ramen?
Yes, we do.
Then...
Two...
Three of them.
No, no.
Ramen is no good.
Why not?
That's how it is.
What?
Why not?
That's how it is.
Let's add more from here.
I see.
Give it to me.
Yes, yes.
Can you eat 20 servings of gyoza?
We can eat it.
Excuse me.
Yes?
Can we add more gyoza?
How many servings?
Eighteen servings.
What do you mean by twenty servings?
Here it is.
What did you order?
Kappa sukiyaki.
This is good, but...
Four servings of gyoza.
I'll eat gyoza.
Yes.
It's good.
It's here.
It's really good.
I ate quail.
You ate quail?
You ate kappa sukiyaki?
It's too late for that.
You should have said it earlier.
I just remembered.
I ordered 22 servings of gyoza.
You shouldn't do that.
It's here.
Thank you.
I'm sorry.
It's here.
But...
I'm not a gamba thief.
But I'm not a gamba thief.
I'm not a gamba thief.
But I can't put it there.
What do you mean?
It's here.
The cold chewing gum!
Amazon!
The cold chewing gum!
I wanted to eat cold chewing gum since last night.
I'll never eat cold chewing gum before I go to bed.
You're noisy.
Oh, yes. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Go ahead and eat, you guys.
Is this how you make gyozas?
You're funny, Sutan. I didn't know that.
Were you really here?
Yes, I was here before you came, Sutan.
You were eating here like this.
That's right. I was eating here like this.
You're funny, Sutan. I told you.
I was shooting in this neighborhood.
I'm Sutan.
Sutan?
Let's participate in each other.
What? Who?
I ate.
You're funny, Sutan.
Sutan's face...
I'm hungry.
I'm hungry. Give me some food.
How much is it?
Ten yen.
Is it still ten yen?
This bike...
Is it still ten yen?
What is it?
I won't give it back to you.
It's here. I've been waiting for it.
I've been waiting for it.
Here you are.
Let's eat.
I want to eat bread.
I want to eat more than half of it.
What?
No, that's what my bike is like.
I love you, Kouhansen.
Is it still ten yen?
You're sweating and your hair is sticking together.
Is it still ten yen?
Yes, it is.
What is it?
I want to eat more than half of it.
Eat more.
Is it still ten yen?
It's different now.
It's here.
What is it?
What do you mean "now"?
It's PSYSTARC now.
Is it over?
I have a question.
Excuse me.
Yes?
How much is it?
It's 12,600 yen in total.
You're smart.
The house is cheap.
Isn't it great?
It's 7,314 yen in total.
That's a lot of money.
Here you are.
Thank you very much.
It's the second time.
What should we do?
Thank you very much.
Do you want me to play "last spurt"?
"Bring the dream on your boots", SUPER CRUSH SHOW!
"Dreams come true if you dream about them".
Who will get a million dollars of dreams tonight?
By the way, I had a good dream last night.
Ha-ha-ha.
No, I'm sorry.
I talked too much.
I have to call this person.
The host is of course...
MR. SUNDAY!
Oh!
- How's the game going? - I'm the one who wins and the one who loses is...
...him!
- I know you're being mean, but how's the champion doing? - I'll give you back what you said!
- No!
Get out of the way!
I won't let you go!
Okay! Art's gun!
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
Okay!
You guys!
Wow!
Oh boy!
What's in the box?
Okay!
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
Go! Go!
Let a little move you up and down!
Commercial!
Anna Saga, Anna Munageyo!
Wow!
Okay! We're back!
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Nice one!
Mr. Donai! Mr. Hikari!
What's this?
Is it still alive?
Hey! Hey!
Hey!
What are you doing?!
Asian pig!
What's Asian pig?
Who's Asian pig? Have you ever seen one?
Russia is...
Hey, Mr. Higashino! Mr. Higashino!
Yes?
You're playing golf and you're in a place like this...
Hey, I finally got on the swing!
Huh?
Yeah...
What's up with this guy?
Here it is, spring bonus campkin.
He's annoying.
What are you doing in a place like this?
Hey! Hey!
What's annoying?
I'm doing my morning exercise and he's already doing his morning exercise!
Are you going to do your morning exercise or not?
Huh?
What's up with you?
Hey, call the police.
Yes.
Hurry up.
Call the police, you idiot.
If you call them, they'll come.
If you do this in a place like this, anyone will come.
Are you stupid?
They'll definitely come.
You don't know!
What's up with you?
I don't want to see that.
He's in there again.
What's up with you, gunman?
Who's a gunman?
What's wrong with you?
You're weird.
You're in a good place, old man.
I'm not in a good place.
Golfing is a nuisance.
That's right.
Golfing is a nuisance for a decent person like you.
I'm doing it properly.
Yes.
Concentrate.
I have something I want to say to you golfers.
Huh?
I have three things I want to say.
First of all...
Stop playing golf.
I can't do that.
Golfing is a gentleman's sport.
If you spend money and go golfing...
I won't forgive you.
Or something like that.
Where did you go?
You're annoying.
Who's annoying?
You have three things you want to say...
but you only say one.
Kazumo, Kazumo...
What's wrong with you?
Who are you?
Where do you read books?
Read at home.
What's wrong with you?
"Somehow Crystal".
That's old!
What are you reading?
What's wrong with you?
Don't read it. It's over.
Won't you arrest me?
Oh, that.
Yes, that.
Huh?
Will you arrest me?
I have a license.
I won't be arrested.
What are you talking about?
No, no.
You're being fooled.
Why would I be fooled?
You'll be arrested for sure.
I'm tired.
What are you talking about?
I'm sick of it.
I can't go home.
I'm sick of it.
I'll arrest you.
You...
You come to a golf course...
and you dig a hole and break things like this.
This is a crime.
Really?
It's a crime.
Really?
It's true.
Is it a prank?
What prank?
A star prank?
You're a good man.
That's right.
I'm just bothering you.
I'm not a man you can forgive.
Give me that.
It doesn't matter.
You can get out of here.
You can pull me out of here.
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!
I'm gonna get killed!
Is it really possible?!
Sicily is impressive!
If they'd gone bang, everyone would've been broken into pieces!
Not yet!
What's with that face?
It's funny, isn't it?
Yeah.
It's funny, isn't it?
Yeah.
You're happy, aren't you?
You're a human.
Give it back!
You're already crying, aren't you?
Geez!
I'm sorry.
Can you edit that part?
Can you edit it for me?
You were crying earlier...
I'm sorry!
What?
I'm sorry for what?
Your tears are rolling down.
I'm begging you, please!
I'll pay you if you give me money!
There's nothing like money.
No, there isn't.
There certainly isn't.