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Tonight's game is Trampoline Volleyball!
There's three courts and three levels, high and low, and each time there's three trampolines, each game counts in...
...super...clash!
That means you'll win, or either die trying!
So jump around and superflank it!
Your applause is all!
Tonight we're playing Trampoline Volleyball!
The courts are high, low, and low. There are three levels.
You use the trampoline to play volleyball.
Each team decides which level you'll go in.
If you lose by 10 points...
...you'll lose your chance of winning.
If you miss and fall, you'll go in.
So be careful.
If you fall from below, you'll come down and you'll be safe.
Why do you have such an ugly face?
I've been stepping on my feet for a while now.
Let's go!
Team Hamada will serve first.
Inoshimura receives and Matsumoto tosses!
Will he be able to attack?
Will he be able to score?
Team Hamada's first player!
It's hard!
It's surprisingly hard!
Will he be okay?
Matsumoto tosses!
Team Matsumoto serves.
Hamada and Kurano...
...continue and...
...score!
Chance ball! East!
Attack!
He scores!
He's stuck!
His leg is stuck!
This is bad!
He managed to return it!
He returned the board!
He hasn't lost it yet!
The chance is over!
He can't get it!
Matsumoto is frustrated!
He can't get a step higher!
His leg has finally come off!
This is not funny!
The game resumes!
Matsumoto has two points!
He's connecting the ball gently!
Pass!
Two points!
Attack!
Matsumoto's chance!
Attack!
This is not good!
Matsumoto's serve has become difficult!
He got up and returned it!
This is not good!
He can't get it!
This seems like an out!
He's lucky!
He returned the ball and passed it to Matsumoto!
This is not good!
The ball is under!
Matsumoto's nice over!
This is not good!
The game is over!
Matsumoto's team is winning!
Matsumoto wants to make up for the loss.
He's serving!
Matsumoto's team is winning!
Matsumoto's chance is over!
Attack!
Matsumoto's team is winning!
Now, the team is still...
The cover is Itao!
Now, this ball...
Imara returns it with a 2!
Itao falls!
Now...
This ball...
They're gently passing it to Kakuji!
The team is still trying to get it!
Now, the hammer is raised!
Itao is trying to get it, but...
Time is running out!
No, this ball is coming back right away!
The team is still busy!
But Kakuji is returning it now!
They can't get it back!
Team Matsumoto is in 3rd place!
Now, the top scorer is Anessio!
Wait a minute!
Let me join you!
Whoa, what did you do?
I caught a peach!
I caught a 9kg half peach!
I'm 33 years old!
You caught a peach?
Matsumoto caught a peach!
It looks like it, but it's a hard sport!
Now, the match resumes!
The rally continues!
Now, will Kuramoto make it?
Will he?
Oops!
That was dangerous!
He got it back!
Now, Team Matsumoto's chance ball!
What's wrong with you, Hamada?!
You bastard!
You're going to disappear in one more step!
I'll get up if you fall!
Now, both teams are doing their best in the middle!
Now, the team is still...
They're attacking with their hands!
Now, Kuramoto attacks!
Oops!
Now, he picks up the ball...
and goes back!
Now, Team Hamada picks up the ball again!
Now, will this work?
Oops!
Will the ball work?
Now, Hamada gets it back with a 2!
He got it back!
You bastard!
Now, it's half-time and both teams have made a run for it.
The chair is on the way to the office.
Now, it's Hamada's team.
Hamada gets it back and Fumado goes for it!
Is it a goal? Oh, it's a foul!
It's a 5-5! The team has finally caught up to the same score!
Same score!
Now, it's back to the beginning and the game starts now!
Now, Yuu gets it up!
Nice attack! It's a goal! What a surprise! What a great play by Hamada!
The team has finally caught up to the same score! 6-5 and 1 point lead!
Now, it's time for Ame to say something in this game!
Both teams are desperately waiting for their opponent's mistake!
Now, Hamada gets it up!
The attack is on!
Now, Yuu gets it up!
Is it a goal? Nice attack!
Oh, it's a foul!
Now, it's a foul!
Both teams have caught up to the same score!
Snake, snake, snake!
There's a snake, snake!
I'll take it away!
Now, how will it be for the 33-year-old?
It's finally time for Matsumoto, who is rumored to be his father's comrade, but his feet still look fine!
Now, Matsumoto's serve!
Now, the ball is back!
Yuu gets it up!
It's a foul!
Now, Yuu gets it up!
It's a good ball!
Now, is it a goal?
But, he wants to return it! He wants to return it somehow!
Matsumoto is desperate!
Now!
But for Team Hamada, this is a chance ball!
Can he do it?
Oh, it's dangerous!
Matsumoto is desperate!
Now, can Kurano do it?
How is it?
Now, is it a chance ball?
Oh, oh, this is...
Matsumoto is doing it!
What a waste of one point!
Now, can he...
Now, Kurano still has one point!
It looks like it's a something!
Can he get past it?
Can he do it?
Now, he's doing it with all his strength!
This is dangerous!
Now, this time, Matsumoto
wants to return the chance ball!
Is he going to be okay?
He attacks it!
Now, will it be a receive?
How about it?
Naive Olea!
Fullerman, Colafoyle!
Now...
That's a chance ball!
Now...
Oops!
Kanaguri!
The east's Kanaguri team is still running!
Just...
The country's team is still...
Now, Team Hamada is getting up against this!
The play is firm and...
They're attacking back!
Itao picks up the ball from the middle of the field.
Now, chance!
Now, here...
Oh, Itao missed!
But it's still connected!
Is Itao OK?!
Now, Urano...
...returns it!
No one can catch up!
Match point!
What a waste!
No one can catch up!
Team Matsumoto who wants to show their stamina!
This is a difficult point!
Will Matsumoto recover?
Matsumoto, which was hidden in this good chance!
No, it's a pity, it's the tenth point!
Matsumoto!
Are you still playing the game?
This is really amazing.
Who's running away?
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"The Election".
This show is brought to you by Hamada Masato and Matsumoto Hitoshi.
On May 6th, they will battle it out in the election.
Why am I in this show?
Me?
I'm not in this show!
You don't have a belt, but you don't have anything!
Look at you, you're staring at the mobile unit!
Today, teacher...
Don't call me "teacher".
The election has been decided.
Oh, has it?
We're going to vote on what we're going to say.
We're going to make a city with a lot of things to say.
What kind of city is it? It's noisy, isn't it?
Satoshi Hamada. Satoshi Hamada.
He's got something in his voice.
Can you make such a loud voice in a place like this?
No, I can't. I have to wave my hand.
Teacher, I have to say a lot of things.
Open the window, you bastard.
Satoshi Hamada.
Get out of the way!
Teacher! Teacher, you can't do that!
Your reaction is bad.
Teacher!
Teacher, let's go to the back.
To the back?
Satoshi Hamada.
Let's vote on what we're going to say.
Please vote on what we're going to say.
With your power, please make this city a man's city.
Make it a man's city?
I didn't say anything.
Satoshi Hamada.
Don't say "Satoshi Hamada."
Don't say "Satoshi Hamada," you bastard.
"Do your best," he said.
I didn't say anything.
Please!
Your reaction is bad.
It's embarrassing!
Why is your face scary?
I'm trying to do my best.
I think you should raise your head a little.
You've come a long way.
That's right.
This way.
Is it okay for me to stand here?
Hello, sir.
Hello.
You know...
You crazy bastard!
You know, sir...
But you know...
What are you doing?
Well...
You know...
You know, sir...
What are you doing?
Speaking of baths...
You haven't been coming to the baths lately.
No, I haven't.
You know...
Sometimes you come to places like this...
You know...
I think it's better for you...
To cherish the time you spend with everyone.
Sir...
Can you show us your back?
Yes!
Sir...
I'll show you my back.
Please vote for me!
Well...
What do you think?
What do you think, sir?
Right?
Please vote for me!
What are you going to vote for?
No, no, no!
No, no!
Please vote for me!
Sir...
You know...
You don't know!
What?
Oh...
You don't know?
I'm Masatoshi Hanada!
There are a lot of people here!
How are you, ma'am?
I'm Masatoshi Hanada!
Hello, hello!
How are you?
How are you doing?
How is your business?
Yours is better!
Don't say that!
You're a cute old man!
You're good!
For now...
I would like you to say...
Building a city with a backstory.
That's what I want you to say.
Can you say it like that?
I've thought of a line.
Then...
Say it from the back.
I understand.
You've made up a character!
You're more relaxed!
Relaxed?
Your personality has changed!
You're too cute!
Relaxed.
Of course, you can't memorize this.
I see.
I'll say it from the back.
Please say it!
If you say it, it's fine.
Then, ma'am...
We're ready for the speech.
Let's go up.
Let's go!
You too, Chasamira.
I am Hamada Masato, who has been forced to vote on this trip.
Everyone in traffic, I am very sorry.
Are you okay?
For the confused 21st century, a bright future has arrived!
We are facing various problems these days.
We are facing various problems these days!
What? What? What?
Are you cold now?
Not at all. I am not cold.
Are you cold now?
If there are people who do bad things, shouldn't we warn them?
- Stubborn city planners! - Stubborn city planners!
- Didn't you slip just now?
- Stubborn city planners! - Stubborn city planners!
Hey! Get a hold of yourself!
- Stubborn city planners! - Stubborn city planners!
I, Hamada Masatoshi, would like you to take up your passion and work on this issue!
- Stubborn city planners! - Stubborn city planners!
Hey, everyone! Are you busy? Thank you for coming!
Wooshah! Wooshah! Wooshah! Wooshah! Wooshah! Wooshah! Wooshah! Wooshah!
Shop proclamation!
Thank you very much!
Thank you!
Did you say something?
Thank you very much, everyone!
Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!
Did you slip?
Are you okay?
Doctor, are you okay?
Yes.
You're not well. Why don't you rest on the stage?
Hey!
What's wrong with you?
Manager! You're the manager, aren't you?
Yes.
Can't you see all of these customers?
Well, yes, but...
Are you sure you're okay?
Hey! Hey!
What's wrong with you?
I'm worried about you.
The customers are coming to see my magic and they're carrying me like this.
Yes, of course.
And you, a magician, are standing on stage and you...
What are you going to do?
Are you okay?
I'm fine. It's just a fever. It doesn't matter.
I understand. Well, thank you for today.
Yes.
Oh, I'm late.
Watch carefully.
I'll give you a ride.
Yes.
Well, thank you.
My heart is beating...
First Aid Lady, please bring the electric shock.
Hold tight!
Hey!
Dad! Dad!
Dad!
I'll bring you the electric shock.
Dad!
Dad! Dad! Doctor!
Dad! Dad!
Hold up.
Dad, it's here.
One, two!
Dad!
Doctor!
Somehow, somehow, I had a bad hunch.
Just one more time.
I'm sorry.
It's okay.
Please move.
One, two...
Doctor!
Apex!
Please!
Go back!
I'll do it.
Go back!
La la la...
Yes, hello. This is Fujino.
Yes.
What?
Is that so?
Did you say it in pain?
I see. Thank you very much.
Yukari is dead.
Good night.
I would like to apologize to all of you who bought it from me.
Mr. Sugimura will be sentenced to death by special conviction.
All records are recorded in this trophy.
It's no good.
Sugimura, it's impossible for you to erase my memories.
It's a regular meeting.
Sir...
Don't tell me you just...
No, I haven't heard anything.
I've been using my ears since I was young,
so I've been trying to hear only what I want to hear.
I see.
I interrupted your work.
I see.
(piano music)
You're pretty quiet, aren't you?
Sugimura, you're the one who plays the piano in the president's office.
I can always respond to a woman's selfishness.
Always.
By the way, how do you feel about defeating your long-time rival?
Yukari is dead.
What?
I just got a call from the hospital.
I see.
You knew how Yukari felt, didn't you?
Yukari has always loved you.
Yukari and I are in the past.
You've changed.
I've changed?
Yes.
In this industry, you've gained positions, honor, fame and money.
But you've lost something.
Yes, you've lost something.
Lost something?
I met you in this city.
And I met Yukari.
Yukari...
...saw me and said I was an eagle.
A black eagle.
I also thought...
...this eagle would fly high up in the sky forever.
So you've come.
No!
You're wrong!
We're not eagles!
We're too early!
We've been doing business with our children's dreams.
But now we're eating their money!
What's wrong with that?
That's why you're not good.
That's my...
Stop your ambition, Croppi?
That's right! Your era is over!
From now on, it's my era!
You're really going to say it, aren't you? Don't regret it later!
I won't regret it!
OK?
Be happy.
It all started with this floppy disk.
So I'm going to end it, floppy disk.
That's it!
It's true.
It's a black floppy disk.
Sayaka wanted to say this.
Is it OK if I bury it all?
Yes, it's all over.
I like you like that.
Let's go to Stockholm.
Stockholm is far away.
Mokren's flowers are in full bloom.
Let's go, Shizuka!
THE END
What are you doing?
Let's decide the order.
Here we go!
Alright! It's in!
It's in!
Is it spinning?
It's not spinning!
It's broken!
Wait!
It's broken!
The lens! The lens is covered in gold!
It's broken!
It's nostalgic, isn't it?
Alright! Let's go!
Let's go! Let's go!
Let me go first!
You're stepping on my feeder!
Why?!
Why don't you let me go first?!
Don't get me involved!
Don't do that!
Sorry.
Sorry, Taka-chan.
Sorry, Taka-chan!
Don't let me go first!
This is nostalgic!
This is nasty!
I can't see it!
Hamo-san, I'm coming!
I'm coming!
That's obviously not it!
You can't hit it!
You can! You can!
Then roll it.
How do you do that?
Hang in there!
Hey!
Wait!
Roll from here!
Watch me!
You can do it!
Go, go, go!
One, two!
Go, go!
One, two!
Yes!
You!
Is Mr. Hamada in charge of this?
Mr. Hamada is in charge of this.
Mr. Hamada is chasing you now.
If you hit it next time, catch up with me.
Wow!
Yes!
Mr. Ito, hold it up.
Yes, yes, up, up, up!
As much as you like!
I won't let you hit it like that.
Don't you dare touch my ball!
Yes!
Good job!
Good job, idiot!
Yes!
Awesome!
What is this?
It's flying straight.
Go in the middle.
Come on!
That's not good.
It's not in the middle yet!
You came all the way from hell!
You finally came all the way here!
Look at me! Look at me!
Look at me!
This way!
There it is!
You, over there!
Over there!
What?
If you say "chorn", I'll go over there next.
Oh, that's right!
That's right!
"Chorn", I'll chase you up.
What are you doing?
What's wrong with you?
I'll go over there like this and come back like this!
Oh, really?
Please let me go, too!
That's not good!
What?!
You did it, you did it!
But I still lost!
You lost and you won!
Look at this! Look at this!
You won and you won!
Stop it! Stop it!
You're not gonna come out!
Just you two!
Come on!
Hurry up!
You're not gonna come out!
Hurry up!
Even if you don't win, you can't help it!
If you aim at your father's ball...
Don't win like you're retaking it!
Come here!
Come over here!
This is close!
Don't open it! It's a regular one!
Regular one!
Take it off!
No!
It's a regular one!
Come back and it's a regular one!
Is it a regular one?
Yes.
What are you saying?
It's a regular one!
Come back and it's a regular one!
It's a regular one!
Oh my gosh!
It's a regular one!
Take it off!
It's a regular one!
It's not a regular one!
No!
You cannot remove it!
It's a regular one!
I'm going to go up and aim for it!
What a shame, what a shame.
But it's this one, right?
If you hit this one, you win, Ima-san.
As expected of this one.
If you hit this one, you know you're going to get killed.
It's nothing, right?
Alright!
Is it this one?
This is it!
This is the moment I've been waiting for!
It feels good! It feels good!
No! No!
Ima-san is going to win the next one.
Ita-san is going to aim for something like this.
He's going to aim for something like this.
But it's this one, right?
Yes.
Ita-san, you win this one!
You're really going for it?
You really will?
You'll win...
Go there.
You are so sober.
You are aiming at me.
I lost.
Stop it.
This time, B team is Itagaki.
Thank you.
You can't do this.
It's dangerous.
You don't have any talent.
Please listen to me.
This is for you.
This is for you, Junkin.
This is for you, Tasei.
I don't want to lose.
Junkin & Buccio!
Open the Dark Galaxy!
I don't like it when you enter the bath and poop right away.
MASTER'S FRIENDSHIP
OK, next person, please!
What kind of friend is he?
Hello.
It's you again.
Please sit down.
No, no, wait.
Master.
Yes, yes.
The audition changed again today.
Yes, yes, yes.
Do you know young man number one star, Yohji Sorimura?
Yes, I know.
It's his little sister's audition.
Yes, yes, yes.
What was it?
Azami...
No, no, no.
Azami is 42 years old, right?
Yes, 42.
As a little sister?
She's 43 now.
43!
Congratulations!
As a little sister...
Yes, yes, yes.
But I think you can do it, Azami.
No, I can't!
I can't do it!
She's a deep woman.
No, I don't think so.
I think we should leave Kyoto for today.
OK?
Please go home!
Go home!
It's a shame you met her.
No, I don't want to go!
Go home!
That was shocking.
Stand up!
Oh, you stood up.
It's fine as long as you understand.
OK, next person, please.
What?
Hey!
What was that?
Hey!
Why is the light off?
What is it?
OK, next.
OK, OK.
What?
What are you doing?
Hey, old lady!
What's up?
What are you doing?
What are you calling me for?
Tanida-kun...
I...
I have a favor to ask you.
What is it?
What is it with you?
I am busy thanking you for my favor.
Um...
Tanida-kun...
Yes?
Can you...
hit...
the second button?
Sure.
And there are others...
that you can't hit, even if you wanted to.
What?
Look at this!
OK!
This...
Yes?
What is it?
I'm sick of you!
I won!
I can't give you the first button.
But if it's a happy button, I can give you anything!
First button!
Second button!
Hey, sit down!
Hey, come here!
This is how we met.
All right.
You can go home for today.
And we decided to date.
Oh, I see.
But after we dated, things just kept happening.
Right, Zami?
Let's go home.
Go home!
Why did you turn it off?
Isn't there anyone out there?
What are you doing?!
Is that so?
You're going to write this, right, Zami?!
Hey!
What are you doing?!
Did you steal from the blue sailors?!
You shouldn't do that!
Why do you want that kind of money?!
Come here!
All right!
I...
Hey, you playboy, come here!
The reason I want money is...
...to buy you a birthday present!
What?
How did you do it, Zami?
I know you're jealous of me.
I know you don't like money.
But, Zami...
...I want you to represent the people of the World Forum...
...under the name "happiness".
Don't say that!
Oh!
It's terrible if you lose!
Oh!
Excuse me.
Good luck.
Hello.
You are cute.
Thank you very much.
Are you an adult?
Yes, I am.
Please tell me your name.
I'm 15 years old.
15 years old.
Who are you?
My little sister.
Your little sister.
Yes, yes, yes.
What are you doing?
I'm playing the piano.
The piano!
I've been playing the piano since I was little.
Nobody told you to do it!
I'm playing the piano.
Who told you to do it?
Listen to me.
I'll do my best.
It's light!
I've been playing the piano since I was little.
Who told you to do it?
Nobody told me to do it!
It's light!
Are you a box inside a box girl?
Yes, it is!
I look forward to working with you.
You look forward to working with me!
Really?
Are you married?
Really?
No, it's a lie!
It's a lie!
No, it's a lie!
You, you!
You're terrifying!
You, you're terrifying!
Everyone is dancing.
Scary, scary. Everyone is dancing.
How was it today?
It was good.
This is what I'm talking about!
It was fun.
This program is brought to you by P and G, Nessle Japan, Kobayashi Pharmaceuticals, and Meiden Company, Naval Food Supply.
Let's go.