AISubs v3.5
THE ELECTION
A man has risen up in order to bring chaos and modernity to Japan.
The man's name is Hamada Masatoshi.
This program is a record of sweat and tears fought and won by downtown Hamada Masatoshi under the command of Matsumoto Hitoshi.
Give me an election!
What's that?
What's that all of a sudden?
Can't you give me an election?
What's an election?
What?
What's that all of a sudden?
No, no, you're very popular, right?
What are you talking about?
A lot of people, right?
What are you talking about? Who are you?
After all, you are supporting the popularity of downtown, right?
Look at this!
What?
Look at this!
I just happened to look at it.
You look good!
What does that have to do with the election?
No, no, you'd better try it once.
Why?
You see, I'm already 32.
And you know this.
I went to Your age Club, I said "I'm 32 embodied."
and the person in their club told me "you're still young."
So, I'll give you an election simulation just for once.
So, let's see how long you can run for once you're out of there.
Let's do it.
If you pass this blue island, you may become a mayor.
Mayor?
Oh, not mayor.
Mayor!
You may not become a mayor.
Yes, yes, you may be able to do it, but you'd better do it.
No way!
If you can't do it well, you can't pass anything!
Why are you angry?
If you can't do it well, you can't do anything!
Even if you do it like that...
Even if you do it, it doesn't make sense.
No, no, it doesn't make sense. You'd better do it.
You can do it! You'd better do it, really!
No way...
No way, but you haven't read the page at all.
I'm reading it! I'm reading it!
Your feelings are coming to me!
They're coming!
Don't say nasty things! I'm reading it!
As soon as you come here, you're excited!
It's not like I'm excited!
Is it okay?
This is a special project, so for more than one month, we will pursue the pattern of that election.
Stop smoking from now on.
No way!
It's bad for your health.
Let's sing about various things.
What?
Let's sing about various things in the election. There are various things, aren't there?
What?
Let's think about it again.
Today is the first time, so let's start shooting posters.
Shooting posters.
In a refreshing way.
You'd better wear a veil.
It's better to look up than down.
Is this okay?
A veil like this...
Surprisingly, it doesn't look like a movie.
Here you are.
Okay, let's do it like that.
You're too fast!
No, it's fine like that.
Like this?
Yes.
Oh, you're not good at it.
Let's do this Hamada-Masato-shi way.
Like this, right?
Yes.
Like this...
I don't know.
What don't you know? What don't you know?
Why are you suddenly getting angry?
What is it? What is it?
What do you mean "what is it"?
What is it?!
You're a yankee.
What is it?
For now, let me change my clothes.
Oh, and you know that show-and-tell suit?
Yes, yes.
Was it Nakasone-san?
Hata-san.
It was Hata-san.
He was wearing it all the time.
I'll wear it on top of that.
Yes.
I designed it.
It's a no-sleeve!
It's a show-and-tell suit that's no less than that.
Please change into this.
By the way, are you going to take it off?
What?
Are you going to take it off?
Take it off? Why are you sighing?
I don't know what you mean.
Take it off.
It stinks.
Take it off!
You're late in changing.
It stinks!
Take it off!
"It stinks! Take it off!" he said.
Is this okay?
It's 20% more interesting than the show-and-tell suit.
Take it off.
Take it off. I'll wear it.
If you look at it from the front...
If you look at it from the back, you can't tell what it is!
Thank you for the food.
Here you go.
Thank you.
Hey, laugh! Laugh more like you did in the M.P.M.
If you really have 8,000 yen, laugh more!
Laugh more! Laugh more!
Laugh more! Laugh more! Laugh more!
Dance more! Put your hands up!
Put your hands up and clap more! Clap more!
What should I do?
I don't know what you're thinking, but you can't think like that!
Laugh more like you did in the M.P.M.
What's wrong with you? Are you sick of it?
Laugh more like you did in the M.P.M.
That's right! Laugh more like you did in the M.P.M.
But don't laugh with your face.
Smile! Laugh more!
Alright! Okay!
Er... shall I add something?
A boy and a dog.
Why are you crying?
If you cry like this, you'll suffer a lot.
Are you okay? Are you okay?
Hold this.
Hold this and cry.
Can I hold you like this?
But even if you hold a crying child like this...
I don't think it's minus, though.
I'll take this, too.
Oh, good.
Here you are.
Oh, good.
I'll take this, too.
What?
This.
With that dog in my hand, peace.
You're wrong.
Here you are.
You laughed!
It's not peace. It's fuck you now.
I'll take this, too.
Oh, you!
Peace!
That cat is cute!
Peace!
Ouch!
That's good.
All right! OK!
- Is it OK now? - Yes, OK!
- OK, good work! - Good work.
It's over.
Sorry about earlier.
Don't say that.
It's fine.
Ah, nice weather!
Sensei!
Who's a sensei?
What are you looking at?
Are you blind?
Sensei!
Sensei, nice weather, isn't it?
Sensei!
Sensei, where's the cigarette?
Are you serious?
I'm scared of that!
Sensei, you can't smoke, sensei!
Why?!
Sensei, you can't smoke!
No, wait! I have a nosebleed!
It doesn't matter, sensei!
Sensei, it hurt you, didn't it?
Sensei!
You have to do it properly!
Today...
It's really nice weather, sensei.
Right?
It's bad luck...
It's bad luck, sensei!
That's...
That's fine!
Yes, yes, yes.
Ah, good, good.
Ah, sensei!
With this...
Today...
I did it last week, but...
This poster is also done.
Please look at it.
You're a hypocrite!
Well...
It's official, so...
And you...
What happened to this car?
I prepared it for you, sensei.
This is serious stuff!
Today...
I went out into the city and gave a speech...
Stop it!
In order to make a difference in this era...
Today...
I went out into the city and did a lot of things...
But, sensei!
That...
Last week...
I took the poster, didn't I?
But...
I haven't turned it on or off yet...
Eh? Eh? Eh?
Why? Why?
You took it last week!
I didn't!
Does that mean everyone knows about it?
I took it before you did, so...
I haven't turned it on or off yet...
Even if I go out into the city like this...
I don't know what will happen.
So...
My reaction is...
Pretty bad.
No, no, no, no, no, no...
I'm sorry.
My reaction is...
What are you doing?
It's like watching "Gokuraku Tonbo".
You...
I'm already like this.
It's been fifteen years.
That's definitely good, isn't it?
I'll go out now.
Nice to meet you!
Well then...
Let's go out into the city!
Departure!
I'm...
Masakoshi Hamada!
I'm Masakoshi Hamada!
I'm in everyone's city!
Sensei, laugh!
Sensei, don't laugh!
Please look at me!
Sensei, don't laugh!
Sensei, look at me!
You have such a pale face!
Sensei, look at me!
Hide the cigarette!
Here you go!
Sensei, look at me!
Nice to meet you!
You are a true ride-hailing school trip student!
Laugh!
Masakoshi Hamada!
I'm Inkyo Shioki!
Nice to meet you!
Hello!
Sensei, thank you for coming!
I'm Masakoshi Hamada!
I'm Inkyo Shioki!
Masakoshi Hamada!
I'm Inkyo Shioki!
This program is brought to you by Meiden.
Good, good, Itao!
Today's Itao is moving very well!
Yes!
The body of the last round, that was good!
Yes!
And the distance!
You have to fight at Itao's distance!
Yes!
You don't have to worry!
In the end, Itao will win the championship belt!
Yes!
Ah, good, Itao!
Itao!
Ah, Itao!
Use your own distance!
Use your distance!
Use your legs!
Use your legs, Itao!
Ah, good, good!
You're getting up!
Your opponent is getting up!
Itao!
Good, good!
Your opponent's stamina is not enough!
Itao!
Ah, Itao!
Close it!
You have to close it!
You can't!
Ah, Itao!
Be careful of your opponent's body!
Good, Itao!
Itao!
Good!
Yes, yes!
He's coming from the left!
Yes, you can't!
Ah, he's coming from the left!
Run away!
You can't!
Ah, Itao!
You can't!
Ah, good!
Use your sparring move!
Ah, good, good, good!
Good!
Ah, finish him!
Itao, finish him!
Finish...
Ah, Itao!
Itao!
Um!
Itao, you can finish him!
You can finish him!
He's coming!
He's coming from above!
Run away!
Close it!
Good, Itao!
Itao, good!
Ah, the problem is your opponent's right punch!
Watch out for your left hand!
Watch out for your right hand, Itao!
You have to be careful about your right hand!
Ah!
Itao, Itao!
Watch out for your right hand!
Ouch, it hurts!
Itao! Itao! Itao! Itao!
Itao! That's enough! Itao!
That's it! That's it!
Good job, Itao!
You did a good job!
Good job!
He did lots of research about you, Itao!
It's no good...
- I'm leaving now. - Hello? Hello? Kabuki? Kabuki?
It's me. Hello? It's me, Baba. Kabuki? Kabuki-ko?
She's not here, is she? I don't know...
I don't know what happened last night.
I was wondering if you'd gone back to your place.
By the way, I've gone all the way to B.
It looks like Jambo's gone mad with Kabuki-ko. Would you like me to call you back?
See you later. Let's go eat. Bye-bye.
It's 9:40 p.m. on a Friday.
- And after they got killed... - Teacher!
- Your usual line! - The fifth one.
- This is bad. It's decided. - Let's do it right.
And Nishikawa-kun's line!
What do you mean "nyaaah"?
- Say it properly. - I'm not saying it properly!
- Say it properly! - Shut up, you clown.
Shut up about what, clown?
I'm not letting anyone pass!
- You can't even satisfy your wife. - I can satisfy her!
You don't know anything about my marital life!
- Then let me say it. - Go ahead and say it!
What is it?
It's probably nothing.
- Yeah, but this kid says weird things. - I know.
- The reason for that is... - This Yorozuya...
- Let me take care of you.
- You're asking me to take care of you? - Yeah, let me take care of you.
- If you say it like that, I'll take care of you! - Yeah, you're taking care of me.
- What did you say? Who's taking care of you? - Director!
- You're bad. - What are you saying?
What you're saying is nonsense!
- What are you saying? - Shut up!
- The script! - Let me do it!
- What are you doing? - What are you doing?
- You! - Let me do it!
- Shut up! - You're bad too.
- Just say what you want to say! - I can do it!
- Got it. - Everyone, stand by!
- Yes! - George has work in Tokyo today.
- What? - You have to do it.
- I'm sorry. - I'll do it.
You don't know?
- Let's do it! - Okay!
- What's wrong with you? - Everyone, stand by!
- Yes! - I'll do it!
- What's wrong with you? - I'll do it!
- Everyone, stand by! - Yes!
You! Don't use your heart!
Ready...
Start!
Dubigo, dubigo, tonight.
No Carole, not Carole.
Dubigo, dubigo, dubigo, tonight.
What happened?
What are you doing?!
Someone... Who is sing it?!
Dubigo, dubigo, tonight. Who is singing it?
Isn't it Yoz Hawaii?
Eh-chan?!
Isn't it Eh-chan's song?
It's just that young people these days are charismatic and popular.
Even if you say it like that, I don't get it!
Why does it have nothing to do with me?!
Nishikawa-kun...
Wait... you did it! You told me to do it!
It's funny.
Funny?! It's funny, isn't it?!
You know, I do a lot of things, but I don't always have a good reputation!
It's funny!
Hey! Don't make me laugh! It's funny!
It's no use! Every time! Every time! It's funny in a movie theater!
What?! What did you say?!
Don't make me laugh!
What did you say?!
Do it properly!
I know! I'll do it properly!
Don't make up stories! Do you understand, Nishikawa-kun?!
I know...
I know, you idiot! Do it properly!
I'm doing it properly...
What are you doing with a stand-up microphone?!
I like it like this...
What are you saying?!
I like it like this...
You're not saying anything good!
What?!
You're not saying anything good!
What are you saying?! You're talking too much!
Hey! You, Yorozuya!
Why don't you try talking to Yorozuya?
If you talk like that, I'll talk to you!
It was dangerous...
What did you say?! Who said it was dangerous?! You said it was dangerous!
Hey!
It's your fault!
What are you talking about?!
Without you, I'd have no reputation!
Are you stupid?!
What are you saying?!
I know you!
Let's go, Nishikawa-kun!
Alright!
You're a pain in the ass, George!
What do you mean, "a pain in the ass"?
George's job is boring in Tokyo!
It can't be helped!
It can't be helped?
Hey, hey!
Stand-by!
What is he doing?!
Are you doing it too?!
I'm doing it!
Do it properly!
I'm sorry!
Alright!
Now, girls, do it properly!
Yes!
Ready, action!
All girls, stand-by!
Ready, action!
Cut!
Leave it to me! It's you!
The last two?
Go ahead and do it!
Why do you have a doll, Mitt?
You'll lose your shield afterwards!
You'll be the one crying afterwards!
How long are you going to sit there and fight?!
You're too romantic!
Moffet!
I'm getting off!
Getting off!
I'm getting off!
I'm really getting off!
Get off.
Tonight's game is a Toshiai Shakariki Relay!
We don't want to be rolling to death, so pedal as fast as you can and keep pedaling and pedaling and pedaling!
And if you become tired and you might change with your teammate for more cooperation,
JUST DO IT OR DIE!
So energize me, your pal Bando!
Welcome to the "shakari-kiri" relay!
In the middle of the bridge is a drum can.
Both sides and both teams, get ready and cross the chaining.
If you lose strength, the angle of this bridge will gradually decrease.
Because the drum can falls in front of you, you will lose.
There are three rounds. The second round is a drum can.
The last round is a giant tire.
Let's go!
The first round!
Team "hamburger" is Takahiro Kurano.
Team "matsumoto" is Yuu.
Let's go!
Get ready!
(crowd cheering)
The winner is...
Zeeman Matsumoto!
Are you okay?
You were already decided in the first round!
You fell as soon as you changed!
Next up is the second round!
Zeeman Matsumoto is captain Matsumoto Hitoshi.
You're here, right?
Yes.
I'll go for the second round.
You're here, right?
Bye-bye!
What is it?
I don't know!
No, no, I thought it was Amazakawa.
I don't know how far I've come!
I'm taking off my contacts.
You're wrong!
[applause and cheers]
I was thinking of buying some more drums, but...
Huh? What? Why? Why?
Hey, you guys in the team, are you really mad?
Why? Why? Why? Why?
Am I doing something wrong?
I did what you told me to do...
I brought this here...
You brought drums, but you brought drums...
That's not fair!
It's too late!
Too late! Too late! Too late!
[laughter]
- I don't like that... - Put it together!
Too late!
[laughter]
Final match!
[applause and cheers]
Now...
It's one on one...
The last one is a giant tire measuring about three meters!
[applause and cheers]
And... the last match!
Ready!
[applause and cheers]
This is some kind of trick, hey!
It's funny!
You lost before that! You lost to Ryogo!
I don't know what you're talking about!
My wings are a little higher up, but why are you chasing me?!
I want to say it now!
If it was the second round...
I'm sorry!
Last time it was the third round.
That's right! There's only two rounds left!
You lost last time, right?
Can you do it one more time?
If you win next time, you win.
That's right! If you win next time, it doesn't matter if it's 3-1 or 5-1.
If it's 3-1...
I know! I know! I know!
I'll do it! I'll do it!
Thank you!
I'm sorry!
Now, for the fourth round!
Who will come out?
Captain will come out!
[Applause and cheering]
I want to do it again!
This game...
The game has just begun!
[Applause and cheering]
Now...
It's getting interesting!
[Applause and cheering]
The game has stopped in the 5th round!
Yes!
Thank you very much!
I'm sorry!
It's okay!
The final round!
[Applause and cheering]
Good luck, everyone!
Okay, let's go!
Ready...
Go!
[Applause and cheering]
I'm sorry about that!
(Cheering)
That was...
That's all for now!
This has been Team White!
(Cheering)
Happy birthday to you!
Let's do it, guys!
Oh! Oh!
Thank you!
Hey!
Do you know what this is?
It's a milk cap.
And you pull it out like this.
That's right.
Huh?
You pull it out like this.
(Laughter)
You're getting older.
(Laughter)
You don't use a milk cap anymore.
When we all came to school, we all brought something like this.
Our own caps.
(Laughter)
First of all...
Tell me how many you have!
(Laughter)
Not just one.
One!
Two!
Three!
What does "da" mean?
It means something cool.
(Laughter)
Something cool?
Like fighting?
That's right.
Doesn't it feel like you're fighting?
It does, it does.
Then let's start with one "da."
One "da"!
No, it doesn't end.
Let's start with one "da."
Usually you don't add it up.
(Bell)
You don't add it up.
Then let's start with "oya."
Oya.
You say "pa," and you say "utara."
Yeah, you say "pa" and you say "asobiya."
Pa!
You say "da," right?
Da!
(Laughter)
It's a lot.
(Laughter)
Pa!
(Laughter)
This is good.
(Laughter)
You don't add it up, right?
No, no, no.
I don't do that properly.
(Laughter)
Pa!
Da!
(Laughter)
One!
It's the same, it's the same.
It's not the same!
(Laughter)
Pa!
Oya!
Don't be pissed!
You're pretty smart, you make me jealous!
(Laughter)
Sannmaida!
Pappa!
"No, no... this is "ikki"!"
"Oh, "ikki"?"
I changed it and it looks cool!
It looks good.
I'll show you how to do it.
You just said it!
It's all wrong!
You did it twice this time.
Damn it!
You're good!
I'll watch you.
Hey!
What the hell is this?
You're good!
You did it twice this time.
It's all wrong!
If I don't get it wrong, you'll get it all wrong.
It's all wrong!
Ten!
Ten?
Ten!
Let's do it again.
It's all about creativity.
You can do it many times.
Can you do it like this?
You can do it like this.
Can you do it like this?
Five.
Three.
Seven.
You're good!
This...
It's good!
You're getting close to the middle.
You have to break it.
You have to break it at least once.
You're good.
Right?
Be a wife! Be a wife!
Three more!
You're good!
It's good that you're doing this much.
I don't think you can do it.
You did that?
But this is hard!
This is hard!
Die! Die! Die!
One!
I got two back!
You're good!
You have a chance.
You have it.
One round of reversal.
You're good!
You're better!
This is probably hard for me.
You really...
Think about it!
Think about it, Igarashino!
Why did you do that?
If you knew, you should have aimed from the other side!
What?
If you're looking back, you can't aim from the front!
That's right!
Aim at the same time!
Wow, you're good at this!
Fly!
Everyone, it's better if you stay away!
Yes! Yes! Yes!
Yes! Yes!
I did it! I did it! I did it!
I did it! I did it!
I won!
I really didn't think I'd win back.
This game of power was East's Koji-kun!
Thank you!
My longing G-Badge!
I won it all!
I'll give it to you as you get better.
Thank you!
I'm happy.
Look at the camera.
I'm happy.
I admire you, G-Badge.
Thank you very much.
Even people who watch TV say things like, "I used to do this and that."
I used to do this and that to make money.
They keep saying things like this.
G-Badge for lottery.
It's hard for me to react like this.
What are you going to do next week?
You know, there's skating.
Yes, yes.
There's also B-Down.
Have you ever done sunflowers?
Sunflowers?
You go to an athletic field...
Yes, yes, yes.
You get dragged into it for a long time.
Oh! It's Santa Claus!
What?
It's Santa Claus! Do you know that?
That's sunflowers!
No, no, it's Santa Claus!
The one in the middle gets dragged in, right?
Yes, yes.
Yes, and in the meantime, it closes, right?
It's Santa Claus!
Thank you!
If you wake up in the morning and brush your teeth right away,
and if you eat breakfast and don't brush your teeth,
it's the same thing.
I'm glad I met you.
I've been like this for a long...
Aaaaah!
Hey!
Are you dead?
Hey!
Down!
Are you dead?
Wait!
Dangerous!
What was that?
What are you doing here?
How did you get in there?
What was that?
Get out of there!
Idiot!
How rude!
What is this?
This is my restaurant!
You and your restaurant?
That's right!
How did you get in there?
I got in there!
Even customers can't get in there!
Idiot!
Get out of there!
Idiot, you're the worst!
Idiot!
Get out of there!
What are you doing?
What are you doing, sir?
I'm a customer and you won't let me in!
That's enough! Get out of there!
What's wrong with you?
Shut up!
It's like you're being pulled by your wife's butt.
What's wrong with you, sir?
Is that what you think?
No, it's not like that.
We've already been suspended in Cambodia.
Hey, call the police!
Yes!
Hey, you!
Yes!
Hey, I just called the police!
Did you call them?
My wife called them!
You'd better get out of there!
Get out of my way!
What's wrong with you?
Hey, look at this!
You've got a big hole in you!
Sir!
Yes?
You've got a big hole in you!
Shut up, Hira!
You've got a bad mouth.
If you've got a hole like that in you...
Yes?
...it's a nuisance!
Yes.
Hey, are you out of your mind?
No, I'm not.
Sir!
Yes?
You'd better get out of here!
You too!
What's wrong with you?
I can't stand it anymore.
It's so hot in here!
Wait, wait, wait, wait!
What's wrong with you guys?
Are you going to put away all the things you've pulled out of here?
Then you won't even have a lid for your stinky stuff!
Don't you guys know why we came in here?
That's right. You're right.
Then I'll ask you.
Why did you come in here?
You know...
Japanese people often say, "I like baths, I like baths," from foreign countries.
But I think I like baths the most of all.
I've loved baths since I was little.
Now that I think about it, a bath fee in a bathhouse used to be about ten yen.
But now it's thirty yen, one hundred yen, one hundred and seventy yen...
It's getting higher and higher.
Right?
"I like baths," "I'm tired from work," "I'm about to sweat," "Come to the bathhouse," you know?
How much is it in Bandai?
"Three hundred and seventy yen," you know?
Of course you'd think you'd fit in there.
What kind of idea is that?!
The reason is...
Wait, wait!
What is it?
Wait!
What is it?
I haven't rinsed you yet.
Rinse me?!
Here, have some tea.
Get out!
Please!
One, two...
What is it?
Tea.
Okay?
It's time for nutrition, you know?
If you were in there now, it's fine, but it'll interfere with your nutrition.
That's right!
It won't!
It will!
I know you're in there, but you'll be arrested!
Arrested?
Don't mess with me! I'm not interrupting you, but you'll be arrested!
You're interrupting me!
If you don't answer, you'll be arrested!
You're a criminal! I know you're in there!
Really?
Really!
You'll be arrested?
Yes, you'll be arrested!
You know...
It's almost New Year's Eve and all kinds of people are coming.
Yeah.
When we're all tired and about to go take a bath...
If we do this, we're just interrupting you!
You know...
We can't get hot water from here.
Yeah.
We're just interrupting you!
You know...
It's bath time!
Why do you say that?
Osan!
What's wrong with you, Osan?
Something's wrong with his head.
It's burning!
Something's wrong with his legs!
It's burning!
I really wanted to do it.
It's so hot!
Let's go home and eat?
What are you talking about?
Let's go home and eat?
Calm down!
What is this?
I don't know what you're talking about.
It's amazing that you went home and ate.
It's amazing!
I respect you!
Don't fool me!
I want to hang myself, too.
No, I don't think so.
You're just empty-headed.
I'm empty-headed.
Don't look at me like that!
It doesn't suit you.
It doesn't suit me either.