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It's delicious, but it's progressing!
Calcium and fiber are full, but there's no preservation!
It's spicy, but it's progressing!
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Tonight's "Monster Hunter" is a special edition featuring various guests!
New storylines and the first stage performance of "Tea Ramen" are also closely covered!
Downtown's "Monster Hunter" special is starting now!
Tea Ramen
Next person, please come in!
I can't stand it anymore!
Hey, hey, hey!
Azami!
What's wrong?
Don't cry like that!
I can't stand it anymore!
I know you're having fun,
but I don't hate you that much, do I?
But I...
I'm sorry, but...
Since you're my destiny, please say something to me!
I can't do that!
I can't say anything to you!
I can't stand it anymore!
I know I'm not a good owner...
But...
But... I can make you open your closed heart!
I can make you open your closed heart!
Azami!
I'm hungry!
Well, this is what happened.
Oh, thank you.
Good morning.
Oh, and...
We have a children's song audition today.
Yes.
Yes, children's song audition.
Yes, yes, yes.
Well...
If you could push our "Azami"...
What do you mean by "Azami"?
She is my wife.
It's a child's role audition.
- Azami and I had a lot of things going on. - That's right.
- There are many things between a couple. - Yes, yes, yes.
- Right, Azami? It must have been hard. - I'll ask you about it next time.
Today is a child's role audition. Do you understand?
- Azami... - Yes?
That's strange.
I didn't know there was such a thing.
Yes...
See you later. Please come again.
I'm sorry.
Next person, please.
Next person...
I can't drink anymore!
- What is it? - Wait!
- I won't drink anymore! - Wait!
Don't talk about angels.
Don't talk about angels, you idiot!
How can you keep such a promise?
You drunkard!
I may be a drunkard.
But I can knock your closed heart into the red zone.
Have a seat.
Azami!
You drunkard!
Dad!
Sit down.
Let's talk.
You're like this almost every day.
Sir!
How old is Azami?
He's 42.
Right.
He's a child actor.
He's like this every month.
I see.
Let's talk about it tomorrow.
OK?
You're not good at drinking.
OK.
You'll lose.
I see.
You're a little drunk in the second half.
I see.
Let's talk about it tomorrow.
OK?
Well...
Let's talk about it today.
Azami!
Let's talk about it tomorrow.
OK?
See you tomorrow!
Thank you.
See you tomorrow!
What are you doing?
Hey!
Wife!
Are you drunk, Azami?
I don't know!
Forget it.
Why are you angry?
I admit I'm a little late.
Azami, why are you angry?
I'm not angry.
Come here!
What day is it today?
Did you forget?
I don't know.
I don't know what day it is.
I'm going home.
Why are you going home?
Today is our wedding anniversary!
You pervert!
It's true that I'm a pervert.
But I can turn your closed heart into a prima donna!
I can! I can!
I can!
I can! I can!
Please come in.
Hello.
You have a loud voice.
Thank you.
Please tell me your name.
Yes. Yuzuka Yukiko.
I'm eight years old.
I see.
Dad, are you teaching her how to play?
No.
She's a piano player and a soloist.
I see.
She must be a real girl.
I see.
You can play the piano.
Yes.
Can you play it for me?
Yes.
Yuzuka, play the piano for me.
Yes.
How long have you been playing the piano for?
Since I was three years old.
I see.
Please listen to this orchestra.
She just praised you.
She found out about you.
She's starting to like you.
What?
Please wait for a moment.
Yes.
What? Are you going to wait for me?
Yes, please wait for me.
[sound of door opening and closing]
Well then, let's begin.
Matchan's Little Good Talk.
[burp]
What is a sense of value?
Everyone has their own sense of value.
Why do I say this?
There was a girl.
She was in second grade in elementary school.
She wasn't very strong.
She left her parents and went to a nursing home.
There were many children like her there.
When Christmas was approaching,
the teacher asked everyone, "What do you want for Christmas?"
Children said, "I want a big stuffed toy,"
"I want a Super Famicom," "I want a Radio-Con," and so on.
She was the only one who said, "I want a 10-yen coin."
"Why a 10-yen coin?" The teacher was curious about her.
Why do you want a 10-yen coin?
She said, "I want a 10-yen coin because I can hear my mother's warm voice."
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Tonight's game is again dodgeball, with special guest of high lows and same team now at play by team Matsumoto and team Hamada.
Basically a game of dodgeball, except you're dodging balls and balls you're dodging all kinds of crazy stuff, you're moving or losing.
So watch out for flying over time and stuff, PO- KE-RO!
Today we're splitting up into teams Matsumoto and Hamada, but we're team "guts" again.
- Captain! - Yes? - Let's fight! - So we're doing kondos, right? - Yes! - Don't pull my legs!
Now, our special team fight opponents are...
THE HIGH LOWS!
- There's eight of us, right? - Yes, there's five of us.
- We talked about doing a team fight in Heihei before. - Yes, we did.
- Let's do something together. - Yes, that's good.
- Team fight. - Team fight?!
- That's good! - Yes. - Maybe we'll have another "guts" special next time. - Yes.
- Really? - Why don't we do it next time? - Yes! - Thank you!
- This is... - Today is amazing. - What is it?
- Huh? - "Hata" market! - "Hata" market! - You're a lame old man!
- Damn it! - I'll teach you!
- "Hata" market! - Let's do our best!
- How did you get on it?
- Well, we have another "guts" special next time. - Yes, yes.
- I don't know if we'll have "guts" special next time, but...
- Let's welcome the actor, Kazuhara Sen!
*mimicking Kazuhara Sen*
Now, the game is "Head Dodgeball"!
We've done this before, have you seen it?
Yes!
Is it there?
Instead of hitting the opponent's ball, put the ball in the upper frame of the opponent's team's coat!
If you do that, bullets and other things will come out of your coat!
If you dodge it well, or receive it well...
It's good, isn't it?
Now, let's take off our clothes first...
Oh, you're taking off your clothes!
Oh, is that so?
Rock, paper, scissors, please!
Rock, paper, scissors, go!
Rock, paper, scissors, hey!
I did it!
Please hit the ball!
Now, let's go!
Let's go!
(cheers and applause)
I'm scared, scared, scared, scared, scared, scared!
I'm scared! I'm scared!
I don't know!
Wow!
Do you know?
I don't know!
Wow!
First round, Iron Team wins!
Let's start with second round.
Second round, start!
Out!
(Cheering)
I... I'm not thirsty.
Are you confident of being an English speaker?
Go back, go back and buy it.
It's still hot!
Second round, Team Guts wins!
Final round!
At last, the winner is the one who won!
Yeah!
What's up?
The number of people is different.
Let's do 7 vs 7!
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's coming now.
Yeah, I know.
Let's give it up!
Thank you!
(Cheering)
I got it!
Yes!
I am back! I am back!
Rock'n'roll is back!
Rock'n'roll is back! Rock'n'roll is back!
Throw it! Throw!
I'm going to eat you up!
Go! Go!
I don't know what you're talking about!
Jump! Jump! Jump!
(Scream)
Iron Super Buster!
(Scream)
Well, I think you will come soon.
Please wait.
Well, let's go.
A little good story of Macchan.
What do you think "beauty" is?
There was a car race in an elementary school.
We went to a beautiful flower garden.
There was an old woman who was pulling weeds and weeds.
The teacher told the old woman, "This is not good."
I'm sorry, but I want to race now.
Can you go over there?
The teacher said.
All the children said, "Teacher, why do you try to remove the most beautiful thing?"
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Hey! What are you doing?
Hey!
What are you doing?
Hey, you!
In the washing machine hose...
Hey!
What are you doing? Get out of there!
Hey, you!
Hey, Mizuno! Mizuno! Come here!
What?
Get out of there!
What are you doing?
You scared me!
What are you doing?
Get out of there!
If you don't want to do it yourself, do it with my washing machine!
Is it your iCycle?
It's not my iCycle!
It's not!
It's not?
It doesn't matter! Get out of there!
Get out of my way!
What are you doing, you idiot?
This is in front of my house's entrance!
You should have told me in advance!
Tell you who?
You should have told me in advance!
Me?
It doesn't matter!
My servant told you in advance, didn't he?
My servant?
When?
Don't do things like this!
I'm wearing it! I'm wearing it! I refuse!
Get out of here!
Call the police!
Don't do things like this!
Call the police!
Do you want me to call them?
I'll call them!
What is this?
You're disturbing me!
What is this?
Wait a minute.
Hey, you.
Yes?
You're in a big place.
Is it the police?
It's the police.
Yes.
Let's get out of here.
Yes.
Can you get out of here?
I can't get out of here.
You're in a place like this.
It's a nuisance for you.
Yes.
Let's get out of here.
If you want to go out, let's go.
It's complicated.
Is it complicated?
It's complicated.
Yes.
I want to go out.
You're in a big place.
I know it's difficult for you.
Yes.
Okay, let's go out for now.
No, you're wrong.
Listen.
Yes?
You have to tell me why you wanted to come in here.
I'm sorry about that.
You have no right to say that to me.
Okay.
I'm sorry.
Why are you in a place like this?
Tell me.
Well...
In a way, it's a graveyard for me while I'm married.
You know, my wife...
What's her name?
She was a young lady.
A young lady, yes.
She used my little savings
and spent them all on me.
You know,
I guess it's called branding.
She spent a lot of money on me.
I told her,
"You know, branding is good and all,
so why don't you polish up your own brand?"
Polish up your own brand!
I told her.
You know?
If you're going to apologize, just do it!
She said something like that.
"Get out of here!" I told her.
If you're going to apologize, you get out of here!
She said.
But you know, I paid for it.
It has nothing to do with what happened this time.
It has nothing to do with it?
I think it's like a childhood experience.
You're still young even now.
Yes.
I still have memories of my childhood.
You still remember.
I went on a trip to Wakakusa Mountain in Nara.
I don't like short stories.
So I took a different course from my friends Sakata and Tsukaguchi.
While I was wandering around, I found a hole in the ground.
The three of us went in and played in the hole.
As a child, I sometimes forgot about it.
I didn't even know it was dark outside.
But my teacher came and everyone in my class said, "Where did you go? Where did you go?"
My parents called me and the police came.
It was a big commotion all over the city.
Since then, I hate dark and small places.
What did you say?
What's wrong with you?
Dad.
Are you okay, Dad?
You should have come out sooner.
I should have come out?
Let's go eat sushi.
I'm not going out.
Ah, I can finally go out.
You can't go out?
You can't go out, old man?
You can't go out on your own?
I can go out.
Then you should go out.
I want to go out.
Don't bother me.
I can't go out.
What's wrong, old man? Does it hurt?
Happy.
Happy?
What are you talking about, old man?
Happy.
It's not happy, but you're all causing trouble.
We're causing trouble?
Right?
I see.
If it's like this, it's a crime, old man.
Crime?
It's a great crime like this.
It's a crime like this.
It's a human being's problem.
Right?
You can't choose not to cause trouble.
Right.
If you don't think about it...
Will you arrest me?
I will arrest you.
Will you arrest me?
I will arrest you.
Will you arrest me?
I will arrest you.
If you're like this, will your wife and children cry?
They won't cry.
If you're like this...
They won't cry.
If you don't show your face...
If you're arrested, it'll be a big problem!
Right.
Whatever.
Whatever?!
You're saying a weird thing.
Right.
If you're really committing this crime, I'll arrest you.
I'll call the police.
That's right.
You're causing trouble, too.
That's right.
What do you think?
I'm a policeman.
I'm busy.
What do you think?
Even though it's like me.
There are many other cases.
Somehow...
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. Somehow... I'm also... Somehow... I've been avoiding myself for a long time.
Please forgive me.
- Policeman... - Why do you say that English?
- Policeman...
Are you kidding me?
- Old man! - Yes?
- Don't rush too much. - Yes.
- Right? - Yes.
- You're right.
- If I don't go home, my family will worry about me. - Yes, they will worry about you.
- I haven't gone home for three days without calling my wife and children. - That's not good.
- And... and... it's pathetic for me to be your master. - Yes.
- I can't even look you in the eye. - Yes, yes.
- Ah... I want to get married. - Are you crazy?
- Special emergency plan! - Let's go!
- So this is your second time. - That's right.
- Last time... it wasn't very popular. - It wasn't popular?
- I don't know. It doesn't matter. - Well...
- In terms of choreography... - Yes, yes.
- A proper actor... - That's right. - Is doing it for you.
- That's right. And our members... - Yes.
- The four of us who have anxiety disorders... - What?
- What? Are you out of your mind? - Yes.
- Well, we're doing our best. - Oh, I see. - Yes, yes.
- Well, let's have the four of you appear again. - Please!
- Please!
- Nice! - Nice!
- Well, this time... - Yes?
- We've prepared a two-pattern... - Two-pattern? - Two-pattern situation. - Yes, yes, yes.
- Well, let me tell you about the graduation ceremony. - Yes, what is it?
- Since it's a graduation ceremony, if you have something to say or answer at the time of graduation... - Yes, yes, yes.
- Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. - Then let's have you appear! - Yes.
- The guest who's suitable for the graduation ceremony, blonde teacher's teacher, monitor Junpei-san! - Please come in!
- Hello, good evening, Mr. Iwata. - Hello, good evening, Mr. Omoi.
- He's pretending to be a meta-person. - Even if you see him in person, he's dandy, right?
- When we rehearsed earlier, I was surprised. - Yes.
- It's a TBS movie, right? - Yes, yes.
- We'll let you act as a blonde person. - Yes, yes.
- So you'll act like you're a meta-person and let them laugh at you. - Yes.
- Right? Even students who are nervous can say it. - Yes.
- It's alright. - It's alright.
- If you get hit by a helicopter, run away.
- Run away. It's alright. - What are you doing?!
- You're not doing anything just by sitting there, why are you so nervous?!
- You're being filmed now! You're being filmed now! You're being filmed now!
- You're being filmed now! - You're being filmed now!
- Are you alright? - I'm fine.
- Well, you're making me thirsty!
- It's alright! - How old are you?
- Thirteen. - Thirteen?
- Why are you looking at me like that?! - I'm sorry! I'm nervous!
Graduates, congratulations on your graduation!
The representative of higher education students, Tadashi Numaoka.
At ease!
Now, I'd like to say a few words before the graduation ceremony.
Today, at this graduation ceremony...
Oh, my God!
- How much is it? - Eighty-four!
- What?! - What?!
- You're high in points! - I'm not high in points!
- You're high in points! - You're just making fun of me!
- I can't help it. - Well...
- Anyway, you're not getting any penalty games. - Oh!
- Well, it's eighty-four. - Oh, my God!
- Thomas is... - Oh, my God!
- It's been a while. - Oh, my God!
- I don't feel nervous anymore! - Oh, my God!
- Um... - You're laughing a little too much, young man.
- Oh, thank you. Thank you. - Oh, thank you.
- My throat is a little dry now. - I'd like to see you talk.
- Oh, you're talking to me!
- Representative of high school students, Numao Katadashi.
- At ease!
- Now, I'd like to say a few words
- Before that, there is one thing I would like to say.
- Yoshio Maejima, who was supposed to attend this graduation ceremony today...
- The sudden painful accident that he suffered...
- It will remain a new memory for you.
- No matter what, he was always cheerful and did his best in everything, Maejima.
- Because of his cheerfulness, he may have passed away.
- Graduates...
- High school students...
- Please think about living again.
- It is easier to die than to live.
- But that doesn't mean anything.
- No matter how painful and painful things are...
- Please never give up.
- Always look forward and live on.
- That is all I wanted to say.
- Graduates, please stand and take your places.
Stand at, ease!
No, no, no.
Why are you laughing?
I'm not laughing!
I want to laugh, I want to laugh.
Let's laugh!
Let's laugh.
I know.
I'm not laughing.
I know.
You go away.
I'm laughing.
Now!
What is Higashino san's score?!
Hey!
84 points for laughing!
What did you say?
Hey, Eva, go away!
Wait, Eva, go away!
You can't do that!
It's fine!
I have a plan!
If you don't make a lot of money for me, I won't be able to do it!
Go away, everyone!
Go away!
Yoshio Maejima-kun, who was supposed to attend this graduation ceremony today,
was suddenly killed in that painful accident.
I hope you will remember it as something new.
Maejima-kun, who was always cheerful and did his best in everything,
may have passed away due to his downcastness.
Graduates!
And students!
Everyone!
Please think about living again.
It's easier to die than to live.
But that doesn't mean anything!
No matter how painful or painful things are,
please never give up!
And always look forward and live on!
That's all I wanted to say.
Well, then...
Graduates, please stand.
Graduate representative, Kouji Imada!
Yes!
Stand up!
Hello.
It's been a while.
I'm Maejima.
Ah, so that's what you meant.
Yes, that's right. Something just came in my head.
You were threatened.
I was threatened!
What was your name?
Kibitsu.
You were Kibitsu, right?
Imada's score is...
70,000 points!
No matter how hard and painful things are, never give up!
And always look forward and live on!
Then, as a graduate, as a representative of graduates, Takahiro Kurano!
Yes!
Stand up!
Thank you.
What's so funny, Nanao?
You're not a genius!
I've made a call!
Yes!
Kurano's score is...
7.2!
You didn't laugh when you said it!
I did!
I laughed more!
This is spicy!
7.2 is also spicy!
No matter how hard and painful things are,
never give up!
And always look forward and live on!
Graduates!
Graduate representative Itao Itsuji!
Yes!
Stand up!
I have a different path from you all.
When I graduate, I plan to work and get a job at the same time.
What's that?!
Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!
How was it?
This is difficult, too!
This world is fine, Itao-san.
No, no.
This world is fine.
Singing is fun every day.
No, no.
Let's go! Itao-san's score is...
What?!
This?!
Yes!
I got it! I got it!
I got it!
But...
Help me!
I don't know.
I got it! I got it!
You can't express it with numbers.
I see. It's not a score.
Well, if you express it with numbers...
Twelve.
What?!
Twelve bokeh.
What kind of bokeh?
Twelve bokeh.
Specifically speaking, it's twelve bokeh, but...
I didn't want to write "twelve bokeh"!
"Twelve bokeh" didn't catch my eye!
So...
Higashi-no-wa has two bokehs,
Imada-san has 76 bokehs,
Kurano has seven bokehs,
and Itao-san has twelve bokehs.
So...
The current situation is...
Imada-san wins!
- Now, the second round! - Yes!
- The situation you'll be facing is... - Yes!
- Uh, Masuo-san, this looks like a hospital... - That's right!
- Uh, in this hospital, you'll be a doctor... - Yes!
- A doctor who has finished his treatment... - Yes!
- With a very nervous eye... - Yes...
- "What about my son?" - I see...
- When you say that... - Uh...
- These downtown people in silver waistcoats... - Yes!
- Yes!
- I'm here! - I'm here!
- W-w-what's this?
- Give me some money! - I'm here!
- Give me some money! - What's going on?
- Now, are you ready?! - Yes!
- In this situation... - Yes!
- Let me introduce you to the guests who will be playing... - Yes!
- Kazano Takuto-san and Arai Tego-san! - Yes!
- Now, you two, good luck! - Thank you!
- Mom! Mom! - Honey...
- Where's Takashi? Where's Takashi?! - The doctor just...
- What the hell is going on?! - Honey, please calm down!
- Who's the driver of that truck?! - Please, honey!
- Honey, is it your fault or his?! - I'm sorry!
- It's not your fault!
- I'm sorry! - Takashi, you'll be fine, won't you?!
- If I were you... - If something happened to Takashi...
- Don't say stupid things! - It's okay! It's okay!
- I know! Once Takashi is discharged...
- Let's all go to Mom's in Kamisuwa!
- Look, you can ride a bike there no matter how far it is!
- I know! I know! Let's do that! - But...
- What are you going to do when your mother gets pregnant?
- I know...
- But I'm trying my best!
- Takashi!
- Doctor! Doctor! What about my son? How is he doing? - Your son is fine, young man.
And Itamo-san's score is...
85 points!
You got it back!
Now, next up is...
Kurama-san!
Yes?
W-what is that?
Is that a face?
You've got some nerve, haven't you?
Hey...
What are you going to do when Mom wakes up?
That's right...
I'm doing my best, you know...
Takashi!
Honey...
Doctor... Doctor...
What about my son?
How is he doing?
I'll get you some hot soup.
It's not funny!
Now, Kurano-san's score is...
Bokeh!
This is not Bokeh!
It's not Bokeh, it's Bokeh!
It's just Bokeh!
So, I'll count it as 0.
In that case, Higashino-san...
Yes?
If you can get 6 Bokehs...
6... This 6 Bokehs is difficult.
If you can't get 6 Bokehs...
Stop it!
If you can't get 6 Bokehs...
Stop it!
So, next...
Anna-san's score is...
How is it?
Hey...
What will you do if your mother gets sick?
That's right...
But I'm doing my best...
Takashi...
Honey...
Teacher... Teacher...
My son...
How is my son?
Goodbye, Dad.
You've been covered up again!
Hey!
You've been covered up again!
Don't touch me!
You're dirty!
The situation has changed!
You're weird!
You're using the same pattern twice in a row!
Now, Imano-san's score is...
15 points!
This is...
Is there such a thing as "dirty"?
There is such a thing as "dirty"!
Because you're using the same pattern twice in a row!
Now, last person!
Please go to the stage!
If you can get a 6.5 point,
you can avoid the punishment game!
Yes!
However!
If you get a 5.5 point,
will you say "yes"?
Seriously!
If you get a 4.5 point...
Speak up!
You're turning your back!
Turn your back!
Hey!
Don't look at me like that!
Who do you think you're talking to?!
Hey!
What are you going to do when your mother gets sick?
That's right...
I'm doing my best, you know...
Takashi...
You...
Teacher!
My son!
How is my son doing?!
Now, this is not going to last long, so I'm going to do it, you.
You...
It's really heavy.
My mouth is also filled with it.
That was perfect for you.
So you can do a lot of things with it.
It's more like rock bokeh.
More like what? You're at the top.
Oh, is that so?
Now, is Mr. Higashino making more than rock bokeh?
Mr. Higashino's score is...
Make some noise.
It's dangerous.
It's dangerous?
What's going on?
You're a bad actor.
It's dangerous?
It's dangerous.
Eh? Wait a minute.
What? Wait a minute.
What? I'm going to lose?
Yes.
Wait a minute.
So it's 0 points?
It's 0 points.
No way!
Penalty game.
Higashino Koji!
What do you think?
It's cool, right?
It's funny, right?
It's funny.
What do you think?
Isn't it funny?
Mr. Kojima, what is the punishment game this time?
The punishment game this time is...
You can watch it at the end of this program.
All I can say now is...
I will give these pants to Higashino Koji.
If you watch the program, you will know.
You can wear these and...
It's early in the morning, but...
What are you doing?
You are still laughing.
Because you are bad!
What is he doing?
Hold it!
Thank you very much, everyone!
This was "Higashino Koji Special"!
Higashino Koji Special
Konno.
Please.
Well then, let's go.
Macchan's Little Good Talk.
[belch]
If invisible fashion is the most fashionable thing,
is invisible justice the most justice?
In my class, there was a student representative who bullied girls all the time.
During class, he suddenly stood up and grabbed the vase in the classroom
and poured the vase's water all over one girl's skirt.
His prank didn't start yet, but this time it was a little cruel,
and the whole class blamed him.
As usual, he didn't apologize, but he ran out of the classroom.
The teacher and everyone in the class were crying because of the girl's dirty skirt,
and everyone tried to comfort her, but she didn't stop crying.
I wondered why she didn't stop crying.
In fact, she was crying because she was sad.
In fact, she was crying because she was happy.
She couldn't ask the teacher to take her to the bathroom because she was weak.
She was peeing.
The boy noticed it faster than anyone else and poured the vase's water all over her.
He didn't let anyone around him notice it.
He's kind, isn't he?
A mysterious idol group that suddenly appeared and disappeared.
What are they?
What were they singing?
Everything is about to be revealed.
Hey! Hey! Hey! Champ Carnival!
No one knows that a thousand people will be there yet.
All preparations were made in a hurry.
What are you talking about?
Yes, starting with Hamada's words.
It's time for a concert.
Yes, a concert!
Yes!
How many people are there?
That many?
Yes!
But who would have thought it would be such a big place?
Here comes the main bell!
Members enter the hall one by one.
My voice won't come out.
It's raining and my "g" is stiff.
I did it!
Someone hit me!
What's up?
Good evening.
Good luck.
Thank you.
Welcome to Gojapamen's rehearsal room.
This is Gojapamen's dressing room.
The rehearsal proceeds smoothly in the hall.
And soon, Gojapamen's rehearsal.
What are they doing for their first live performance?
What are you doing?
It's hot.
It's cold.
I don't like rain.
Gojapamen's leader says it's hot.
What are you doing?
I don't like it.
Let's go to the rehearsal room.
Yes.
Finally, they make a sound.
Let's increase the number of places.
What?
Where?
Where is it?
It's like this.
The rest of you, put your hands up.
The first point of the choreography is that everyone faces forward.
But Hamada is alone.
He couldn't get the timing.
Gojapamen's rehearsal room.
I don't know.
Isn't there a click sound at first?
Is there a click or a count before the sound?
This is our first live show.
Is it possible to add a click sound without a click now?
It's not about adding a click sound. Our sound just came out of nowhere.
That's because of the sound I got.
With Hamada's own hope, a count was added.
Is there a click sound like now?
And then, camera rehearsal.
It's perfect. We can do it in the studio as well.
I just said something good about the choreography of the rehearsal.
Mikansen is working in a different field and in a different place.
I wonder if they remember the choreography of the rehearsal in front of thousands of people.
Maybe it will be completely white.
The members begin to prepare for each.
However, Matsumoto doesn't move yet.
When 6,000 spectators are packed in front of the hall...
And the venue...
At that time, in their dressing room...
Oh, I'm nervous.
No matter how many I drink, I can't settle down.
On the contrary, I'm not nervous.
The venue is full of 6,000 people. It's about time.
- Is the dish okay? Perfect? - Yes, it's perfect.
- Is it good? - Yes.
- Please give me the script! - Script!
Oh, I forgot my shoes.
Matsumoto gets angry with every word of the producer.
- How old is he? - 56 years old.
I'm an idiotic producer.
- It's about to start! - Thank you!
Should I decide it at the end?
Oh, when you do it like this, do it like this.
- Always face forward. - Yes, always face forward.
- When you do it like this, do it like this. - Yes.
- And smile. - Yes.
The first live performance of their dreams is about to begin.
Five seconds to go. Four, three, two, one...
High VTR, start.
Who could have imagined that such a secret would be revealed?!
It's like a dream!
The scale is different.
The world's most popular and strongest jungle unit...
It's Jungle Rage X!
The world's most popular and strongest jungle unit...
Ultraman!
OJAPAME, DANEGA MIROJOSO
OJAPAME, DANEGA SHIROJOSO
KINZUBIKU NO RAKANU, TUNDIKU NO BARAGOYO
NAMOYA, KASUMA PASO
SEICHIN SURI, TOE SHIROJOSO
KINZUBIKU NO RAKANU, TUNDIKU NO BARAGOYO
NAMOYA, KASUMA PASO
SEICHIN SURI, TOE SHIROJOSO
KINZUBIKU NO RAKANU, TUNDIKU NO BARAGOYO
NAMOYA, KASUMA PASO
SEICHIN SURI, TOE SHIROJOSO
KINZUBIKU NO RAKANU, TUNDIKU NO BARAGOYO
NAMOYA, KASUMA PASO
SEICHIN SURI, TOE SHIROJOSO
NAMOYA, KASUMA PASO
Our first night is finally over!
It just started and it just ended!
Thank you very much!
And now, we would like to invite Ted to join us!
Thank you very much!
How did you like it?
It was very fun!
Thank you very much!
This was our first night in Oyama.
It was a great success!
Well, today we were in Ahengehall,
but next time, let's go to Budokan!
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- Look! - What is it?
- It's a rainbow! - What is it?
- It's a rainbow! - Is it a rainbow?
- I've never seen one like it. - What is it?
- Hey, old man! Hey, old man! - What?
- It's a rainbow! - A rainbow!
- A rainbow? - Yes, it is!
- Bring me more of your friends! - OK!
- Come on! - Hey!
- A rainbow! - A rainbow!
- Hey! - Let me see your rainbow!
- Here it is! - OK!
1000 yen!
I want 1000 yen!
- 1000 yen! - No way!
You've changed your mind, haven't you?
Give me that.
Hey!
"Let's go home," you say, don't you?
Don't get carried away.
It's just a show.
It's just a show!
Let's watch it!
Hey, Mega!
I've got something for you today.
What?
I've got something for you today.
You've got something for me?
I've got something for you about Kumanoputaro.
Oh, that's interesting!
Kumanoputaro's story is quite interesting, isn't it?
It's what I'm best at.
Best at what?
It's interesting!
It was interesting!
Pootaro's lunch.
Bear Pootaro was very hungry.
He was always hungry.
I want to eat something.
Yes, let's go to the sawmill.
Pootaro went to the sawmill with a lot of food and was surprised.
Pootaro's favorite food was a lot of wood.
Wow, it looks delicious!
Eat it all!
He jumped on the tree.
You are the best sawmiller in Japan.
Pootaro cried and got dizzy.
Maria and Pootaro stretched out their hands to Maria's nose.
Let's eat love quickly!
Wow, it doesn't hurt anymore!
Thank you, Maria!
Pootaro was happy and said, "Welcome!"
Be careful not to eat too much!
Fire extinguisher!
Cesar Tsutagaya Matsubara!
The end!
Please wait a moment.
Well then, let's begin.
"Matchan's Little Good Talk"!
Is there only one way of looking at things?
There was an old painter.
This painter opened a classic.
What is a classic?
A classic is...
When you have a lot of your work, you show it to everyone.
Yes, I know.
To be honest, this was a big event.
There weren't many customers.
Really?
One girl liked one of my paintings and asked me for it.
She brought me here every week.
She was very moved.
She brought you here?
She came to see me.
Really?
But there was a mistake.
This painting was upside down because of a mistake.
Of course, the painter noticed it.
To move her so much...
Every week...
Every day...
I made it upside down on purpose.
The painting sold very well after that.
Even now, only that painting is displayed upside down in an art museum.
- Even now? - Yes, even now.
Gotsai Soudatsusen!
Today, these tough guys have gathered here.
Well, you know...
They're called "the crazy sockets" who played golf.
That's right.
Thank you for gathering here!
We're the Gotsai Soudatsusen!
We're here to decide who will be the winner!
Could you pass me the board in the back?
Oh, sorry!
I've never done anything like this before.
It's my first time.
Today, Itao and Ryoko are doing it for the first time.
Since we have a lot of beginners here,
we're going to have a special rule for the golfers.
It's a special rule.
All seven of you will do it.
The winner will get this wonderful...
We don't want it!
It's kind of big!
You can put it on the TV at home.
It's the most visible place when customers come.
So...
Itao and Ryoko, could you explain...
She taught me how to hold it.
Really?
I also learned how to hold it.
Really? I haven't taught you yet.
Try it.
Like this...
Not like this.
Yes, yes.
Like this?
Ryoko!
Like this!
Do it like this.
And...
Hey!
How do you hold it?
It's a big deal.
I can't see the course at all.
I can't see 5 meters ahead of me!
Is the TV okay?
Are you listening to the TV today?
Yes, yes!
Is it okay?
Radio! Radio!
It's okay!
All Right Nippon!
It's okay! It's okay!
Now, the golf battle has begun.
I can't wait to see what kind of play they'll make!
All right, Yuu Honda, please!
Yes!
Do your best! The most important thing is the stop!
Yes! Do your best!
Yes! OK!
It's okay, it's okay!
Oh, that's good! OK, OK!
Now, next! Ryoko!
Don't be nervous!
It's your debut!
I got it! OK!
Wow! You did it!
Next! Itao!
Now, it's your debut!
Itao's debut, too!
For now, there's no fog!
No?
It's okay! You can see the goal!
You want to go straight, right?
Yes!
Oh, you're going!
OK!
It's embarrassing, isn't it?!
It's your debut, so you have to hit it first!
It's embarrassing!
It's okay!
The debutant's right to strike is fine!
I'll forgive you for this!
OK! It's okay!
Now, Kurano-san!
Here I go!
OK, go ahead!
He's like a craftsman!
OK!
It's okay!
It's embarrassing, isn't it?!
It's embarrassing!
It's embarrassing, isn't it?!
It's embarrassing!
What is this?!
I was waiting for Kyoyo's member!
It's okay! It's okay!
He's a good member!
He's cool!
Now, that's why this man puts his strength in!
OK, Itao!
Here I go!
It's okay! It's okay!
Let's go!
Okay, okay.
To the right, to the right, to the right!
I think it went about the same way.
Oh my, Itao-san, you're in a pinch all of a sudden! This looks like trouble!
Hey, you!
No, no, Itao-san!
Let's put it over there.
Okay, Itao-san, here we go!
You're annoying me, you!
Sing a song! Sing a song!
Are you alone?!
Ima-chan is in a pinch and he's challenging himself! Isn't that reckless?!
Alright!
This is only the fourth one!
Hey! It's not only the fourth one!
Who is it?!
It's dirty in the east and it's in my ear.
Give me the ball. Give me the ball.
I'm going to use this guy's spell book!
Here we go!
It's only the fifth one!
It's only the sixth one!
Hey! Do something about this!
Put it in white!
Oh, I see!
Alright!
You're a little too fast!
It's because you're in a pinch!
Here, the girls are moving forward smoothly.
It's okay! They're flying in front of you!
Nice shot!
It's tough, isn't it?
Where did the east one go?!
Oh, it's rolling!
Oh, there it is! The east one!
Nice out!
That's funny!
That's gross!
I don't know! I don't know what you just said!
But you know, it's not cool!
Oh, there it is!
Oh, that's funny!
That's funny!
Thank you!
The winner is...
Yu-san!
Congratulations!
Yu-san is the winner!
(The winner is...)
(Yu-san!)
I was going to speed up on the highway...
...but if we're in the same line...
...it's faster with a truck or a trainer in a line.
And there aren't many platforms.
And there aren't many machines or fishing boats.
And there aren't many platforms.
Oh!
Mr. Tamura! Mr. Tamura!
A dog is running away!
A dog!
A dog?
A dog is running away!
A dog?
A dog is running away!
Again!
A dog is running away!
Oh, come on!
Mr. Inbaga!
Hey!
Where are you going?
Oh!
Mel!
Don't be ridiculous!
Mel!
No, no, no.
Belle, run away! Belle, run away!
Belle, Belle, run!
Hey! It's a trash can!
Somebody call an ambulance!
What's the matter?
Belle, run!
Ball, go!
Yes, yes!
Belle! Belle!
Huh?
Wait!
Ah!
Why you!
Stop it!
Who said you could do that?!
Let me go!
Ah!
Stop it!
Ah!
Get him!
Kick!
Who said you could kick?!
Your neck!
Hey!
By the way, did you tell Sugita about Takahiro?
Sorry, I forgot.
Did you forget again? You told him so many times.
I'll tell him tomorrow.
Your tomorrow is totally different from tomorrow.
Don't say "tomorrow", "tomorrow", "tomorrow".
You've always been like this. You don't take responsibility for your own words.
You live your life as you like.
You don't care about others.
You, you do it again.
Why do you do it as you like?
You! You!
You...
Where are you today?
I know where you are.
You!
Where are you?
There you are.
You go out and in as you like.
It's good, isn't it? It's convenient and you like it.
You! Get out of there!
You!
I'm eating!
I'm sorry for disturbing you, Jinnai-san.
I'm sorry for disturbing you.
Oh, I didn't notice you.
Nice to meet you.
Macchan's Little Good Story.
Lies can't be forgiven, can they?
There was a man with poor eyesight.
He was told he'd get better if he got an operation, but he didn't have the courage.
One day, a baseball player who had liked him for a long time came to visit him.
He persuaded him to be more courageous, but he didn't have the courage.
The man said, "If you hit a home run in the next game, I'll get an eye operation."
On the day of the game, the man went to his father for an infection test.
It was too soon for such rumors to spread.
Everyone in the stand and in the audience knew about it.
I wanted to make him hit a home run somehow.
When I stood at the last batter's box, did he hit a home run?
The reality wasn't so sweet.
It was too soon for such rumors to spread.
The man asked his father, "Did you hit a home run?"
But his father didn't know how to explain it to him.
The announcer lied to us that it was a big homerun that flew in the sky while looking at Goro rolling on the pitch.
The audience didn't stop cheering for a while.
How kind of them.
(Laughter)
Mr. Quaker!
I thought it was a draw, but it was the other way around.
I don't know why.
I have something to tell you today.
I have to go to a party.
I don't have much time.
It's a little out of town, so I'm going to drive myself.
But it takes an hour, so I'm hungry.
I thought it would be nice to have something to eat while driving.
So I came to this sushi restaurant like this.
Sushi restaurant... Isn't it a sushi restaurant?
I thought it was Shota's sushi again.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
It was a bread shop, wasn't it?
What are you saying? I don't know.
Anyway, I thought it would be nice to eat some freshly baked bread.
I don't have a specified one, but...
Do you have one? Like, "It's baked now."
Bring me anything.
I'm a big fan of bread.
I don't like or hate any bread.
If you make it fast, that's the best.
Like this.
No, nothing comes up.
It has nothing to do with me!
It's always been like that!
Sometimes it doesn't come up when I'm working, you idiot!
What's with you, "Indian, Indian"? It has nothing to do with me!
I bought bread!
Bread! What are you doing?!
I can't put it on, I can't put it on!
There's no time to waste time in a place like this!
"Indian" has nothing to do with me! You're telling me to bring bread, aren't you?
I don't know anymore! I'm going home!
That's right! That's delicious!
Do you have red bean bread?
Red bean bread! I like this kind of bread!
I like red bean bread! Bring me that!
Hurry up! We don't have much time!
It takes about an hour to get to a faraway place like this!
Like this! Like this! Like this! Like this!
I don't need anything! I'll throw it away!
Find your own! It's delicious!
You're getting drunk, aren't you?!
It has nothing to do with me!
This is what you really don't need.
What are you talking about?
I'm going to get in trouble for doing this.
Are you stupid?
This has nothing to do with it.
I told you to bring red bean bread, but why didn't you bring red bean bread?
It's not like that at all.
What did you do? Tell me you don't have it, stupid.
Well, I'm driving home, so I don't have anything to eat right away.
Do you have red bean bread?
Do you really have it?
Tell me you don't have it!
What are you thinking about?
If you had red bean bread, you would have brought it right away.
Red bean bread...
Yoshiko is getting married this spring.
Mr. Kenji is a very nice man.
I wanted to meet you once, too.
Red bean bread...
This is red bean bread!
It has nothing to do with you and your mother!
It's light and shadow, isn't it?
What are you talking about? Are you stupid?
It's written in the weekly magazine "Downtown's Koshi Ginchaku".
Shut up, you idiot!
It's written in "2000's Talent".
Are you laughing at me?
It has nothing to do with you and your mother!
It's written in "1900's Talent".
It has nothing to do with you and your mother!
That's enough! It has nothing to do with you and your mother!
You don't know anything!
You don't even have red bean bread!
Do you have croissant?
I like croissant.
Bring croissant!
Hurry up! We don't have much time!
You don't know anything!
Hurry up, croissant!
We don't have much time!
We have to fill up the gas too!
I'm sorry.
It's terrible!
The dog is running away!
Croissant!
Croissant! The dog is running away!
Hurry up and catch it!
The dog is running away!
Is this black or white?
Black or white has nothing to do with you!
Black or white!
I don't like it!
Erogapper!
Can you take me somewhere far away like this?
You are, you are the Erogapper of Sunday.
Even if it rains all over the world,
Erogapper of Sunday can laugh and joke.
Erogapper!
Erogapper of Sunday!
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