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The King!
Tonight's game is Don't Dick Cut Ping Pong!
Rules are about the same as regular ping pong, except you're playing on a super-sized court!
You must hit the ball over and over again three times!
And if you're stuck in ping pong, dude, you'll be living in a penalty box!
So try and learn super techniques! Yabba-dabba- dabba-do!
The rules are that you must hit the ball from super- sized court to three times!
But you must hit it over and over again three times!
But you won't be playing with two pounds!
You play with no pounds!
If you miss, you're out!
If you get caught over there and one of your teams gets wiped out, you will be out of the first round!
I won't lose in ping pong!
You won't lose!
From my point of view, you guys are...
Yes!
Lolitas.
Let's go.
First and second.
Why are you coming out?
You should be on the other side of the table.
What? I lost?!
Here we go!
First round!
It's okay, it's okay.
It's started.
Do de ka pin pon!
Hamada's serve.
Yu passes!
Matsumoto smashes it!
It's a smash!
Metaphor's great joy!
Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!
Matsumoto! Stop it!
His face is all red.
Okay, bye!
The match has ended.
Team Hamada has three people now!
Next up is Matsumoto.
Itao returns it but it's a pass!
Kurano!
Ryuga picks it up and Imada connects!
The east is definitely in trouble!
Itao's pass...
Hamada...oh, dropshot!
Imada picks it up and it's the opposite of the east!
New York returns it...out!
Too bad!
New York returns it but it's a tie!
From here, from here!
Hamada's serve!
Matsumoto!
This is connected by the east...
Imada smashes it!
Itao picks it up and...
Hamada connects it well!
Now it's the opposite of the west!
It's now!
Matsumoto smashes it!
Hamada directs it!
The east picks it up and...
How is it now?
Oh, it's a foul!
How is it now?
The east is in trouble!
The east returns it!
Now it's a tie!
Team Matsumoto has two people left!
Now, Hamada's serve...
Matsumoto picks it up and...
Imada returns it!
Matsumoto...oh, it's a chance ball!
Team Matsumoto!
Imada and Matsumoto...
Huh? What are you doing?
Goal!
But you're laughing!
Goal!
One more, right?
It seems that Imana is leaving.
It seems that Imana's luck was bad.
Imana, goodbye!
Now, team Matsumoto.
Matsumoto is alone in goal!
Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
Even if I'm alone like this,
it's almost like Valentine's Day for everyone!
Matsumoto is in a pinch.
What about a happy Matsumoto?
Matsumoto seems like a man.
Now, Hamada serves!
How about Matsumoto?
Oh, it didn't go in!
This is not cool at all!
First round, team Hamada has won!
Now, the second round.
Imana picks up the club's serve and
gives it back to the east!
Itao and Hamada!
Matsumoto passes high!
East's first bash!
Itao!
Hamada passes it back!
Oh, Itao's block!
Itao can't get it!
Itao's block!
Itao is out!
Now, east's serve!
Itao's block!
Hamada passes it back!
It's in front of Imana!
Hamada passes it back!
Oh, it's in front of Imana!
Now, east's serve!
Hamada passes it back!
Imana's block!
It's in front of Imana!
It's a miss for Imana!
Imana is out!
Now, after team Matsumoto,
the chance has increased!
Team Hamada has two players left!
It's in front of Imana!
Yuu's serve brings the game back together!
Kurano picks up and then Hamada!
Can he pick it up?
It's Kurano!
Is this bad news for Masumoto's team?
It looks like it's still bad news!
He's still out!
It's a one-on-one match!
This is bad! This is bad!
Oh, did Masumoto get weak already?
Kurano's serve is picked up by Masumoto!
It's Yuu!
Kurano and Hamada are definitely connected!
It's a one-on-one match!
Team Hamada is definitely connected!
It's a nice block!
It's decided!
It's their second nice block!
Kurano is the only one left!
It's a chance for Masumoto's team!
It's Masumoto's serve!
It's the only one left for Hamada!
It's connected!
It's Masumoto's serve!
Oh, this is bad!
It's Masumoto's inside serve!
Sorry, Masumoto!
Hamada's serve!
It's the red team's serve!
Oh, this is bad!
It's Hamada's serve!
Did he get it back?
Oh, this is bad!
It's Hamada's serve!
Team Hamada and Masumoto are connected!
It's the third round. The server is Masumoto. Oh, it's in! Masumoto's service!
And Hamada is out. This is painful for Team Hamada.
Meanwhile, Team Masumoto is in trouble. Masumoto's serve!
Ryoko is returning it directly! Masumoto! And Ryoko again!
Imada picks it up... and Yuu returns the ball!
Imada picks it up... and Yuu returns it!
Ryoko! And Itao returns it! This ball is Yuu's! Smash!
It's a decided smash! Yuu did it!
And Ryoko is in the lead!
Now, Team Masumoto and Imada's serve!
Itao is connected with Kurano... Itao smashes it!
He aimed for the eastern racket... but it's out!
It's the eastern racket... but Masumoto is still in the lead!
Kurano's serve!
Imada connects it... and Masumoto smashes it!
Oh, it's the second round! No, it's not over yet!
Oh, Kurano is out...
No, no, this is wrong!
Hey! Imada, you were wrong!
I'm a professional!
Give me back my birthday!
What are you doing?
Give it back!
Now, Kurano is back in the game!
Team Masumoto and Yuu are back in the game!
Kurano's serve!
Oh, Kurano can't catch it!
Now, who will be the captain?
Masumoto or Yuu?
It looks like Yuu will be the captain!
Masumoto is left behind!
Both teams are young! Fukuda's serve!
Masumoto! Can he make it?!
Oh no! He can't make it back, Masumoto!
He made a huge mistake!
Masumoto wins the first round!
Masumoto wins the third round!
What's the score now?
It's 2-1.
2-1? Next is the fourth round!
Now, Team Masumoto is cornered! They can't lose anymore!
Fukuda connects it and Higashino passes it to Yuu!
That's a good pass!
Yuu picks it up well!
Yuu smashes it!
It's decided! It's decided! It's decided!
It's Yuu! Yuu and Team Masumoto's ace combination!
Both teams are on the field!
He's good!
By the way, don't lose to this sneaky way of playing!
Now, Masumoto's serve!
Oh no! He's got two balls!
He's got two balls!
What's going on?!
If you let me pass the ball...
It's okay! It's okay!
Oh no! Masumoto's serve!
It can't be helped! Yamada is on the field!
Yamada's serve won't be acceptable for the fans!
Now, Yamada's serve!
Yuu passes it back and...
Oh no! It's Kunano!
Can Yuu get it?!
Is it no good?! It's Yuu's mistake!
It's Team Masumoto!
Yuu's serve on the field has caused a painful battle!
Team Masumoto is in a pinch!
Kunano's serve connects with Higashino's!
It's Masumoto!
Oh no! It's cut!
Masumoto's miraculous shot!
If you do it, you can do it, Masumoto!
We'll put on a great performance for you!
Matsumoto's serve!
Now, Hamada is in the back of the net!
Light, light, light! It's a battle of gobs!
Matsumoto's serve with an exciting miracle shot!
Kurano carefully picks up this!
Oh, there's another 130!
The joy of the east!
A scary face appears!
Certainly, Kurano is actively on top!
Can't help it!
Now, one more person! Matsumoto's serve!
Kurano connects this with one person!
Is it a totem hit?!
The east picked it up!
Kurano also returned it!
Oops!
No, it's fluttering, it's fluttering!
Good job, Kurano!
One more!
What a waste!
It's such a great opportunity!
However, Matsumoto's team is not doing well!
With this, the set count is 2 to 2 even!
Kurano's serve!
Matsumoto's serve!
Kurano's serve!
Matsumoto's serve!
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The winning team will win the championship!
Let's go!
Team Hamada is one step ahead!
Is he going to serve?
Is he going to score?
Is he going to return this?
The chance ball goes to Team Hamada!
Hamada!
Matsumoto doesn't get it!
Matsumoto receives it with a clean shot!
Captain Matsumoto is out of the game.
Team Matsumoto hasn't won a single game since changing teams.
Will they lose again?
Ryoko's serve!
Team Matsumoto should return it!
The heated rally continues!
Team Matsumoto still has a chance!
The one in the east picks it up and passes it!
The one in the east jumps and passes it!
Is it a goal?!
The one in the east passes it!
The one in the east is happy, right?!
The club leaves!
For their first win, Team Matsumoto is doing their best!
It's a bad situation, but they picked it up well!
It's on the line!
They can't pick it up!
Team Hamada is on the rise!
There's only one person left to win!
Leaving everything to the east, they're still on the line!
One man, one machine, the last of the young!
The 28-year-old from the east!
Now, what kind of attack will Team Hamada show with three people against one person?
Hamada is holding on!
Oh, he used the reverse! He returned it!
Now, what kind of attack will Team Hamada show with three people against one person?
From the east!
Team Hamada wins!
As expected of the rising army!
Team Hamada is the winner!
The camera! Take out the three cameramen!
Look at that! There's no value in taking it out!
Take it out with the east!
Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
What are you doing?
I...
I've never played a game like this before!
And with that, that was Team Fight!
Yes?
Ama-chan?
Let's play!
What's with that pose?
No, no, I'm in a position to go and play.
No, no, that's not self-defense!
It's self-defense! It's not self-defense!
What's this?
This is for pooping!
What are you saying?
Today...
I'm going to take you to a world of dreams where you feel like your life has changed!
Anyway, let's go!
It's fun, isn't it?
It's fun, it's fun! It's definitely fun!
It's definitely fun!
No, no, no, you've been quiet all along!
Do demons catch a cold?
Not really.
Oh, really?
You're usually so kind when you talk, but you're like this when the camera's rolling!
What are you talking about? That's not true.
You're usually so kind!
You're just passing by with a bad attitude.
No! You're usually so kind!
That's not true.
You're like this when the camera's rolling!
Anyway, let's go to my empire!
What? No, no, no! This is Tamago Empire!
No, no, no! This is Tamago Empire!
Why? Tamago Empire?
Just by calling it Tamago Empire, it's such a kind name!
It's our authority!
It's your authority, Tamago Empire!
Yes, yes, yes!
Today, you know, for you, Hama-chan, I've saved up some money for you!
Oh, really?
No one will take it!
Oh, really?
Look, look, look!
What's with you?!
Welcome, Galaxyan!
Now, you're the 28 players you've chosen!
From now on, Galaxyan's aliens will invade this empire!
And you, brave players, will fight against them!
Oh, is that so?
That's right! Oh, Emergency! Emergency! They're here!
Oh, you guys are crazy!
Now, come on!
Yes!
Let's go!
Yes!
One, two, three, four!
Oh, that's nice!
You're still on our side!
Hey, hey, hey!
Hey, what is it? What is it?
Enemy is coming! Attack position!
Attack position!
Oh, what is it?
Explode!
I won earlier.
Right?
Gold and silver.
Well, you know, I'm a guest.
I thought I could only have fun.
It's difficult, but it's funny.
I'm sick of it!
Hey, backpacker!
Hey, don't say that!
I've been looking forward to this for a week!
What do you mean?
I can't stand it!
Let's stand it!
I've been working hard for a week to see this!
What do you think of it?
Doesn't it smell bad?
Of course it does!
How do you know?
Do you know?
Hey!
Who's backpacking?
It smells worse than last week!
Hey!
Someone's doing it!
Let me see!
He's doing it!
I knew it!
Don't be stupid!
Remember it!
Don't poop in school!
Unbaba!
One, two, three, four!
Unbaba when you eat!
Unbaba before you go to bed!
Unbaba in the water!
Unbaba!
Stop it!
Is there more?
Unbaba!
I haven't pooped in ages!
Unbaba since you were born!
Unbaba when you're 20!
Unbaba after you lost a fight!
Unbaba!
That's enough!
I couldn't do it!
I fell down for a second!
I did my best! I did my best!
I did my best!
I'll move!
OK! OK!
Don't be depressed! Don't be depressed!
I almost got caught!
I did my best!
Thank you for your hard work!
You're sitting really close to me.
That's enough.
No, I have to enjoy it.
This time it's amazing.
Yes.
Drift King.
This one?
This one.
Yes.
This car...
Yes.
At first glance it doesn't look like anything but it has a personality.
Really?
It has a microphone but...
Yes.
When you want to speed up towards the microphone...
Turbo!
Turbo.
They all call it "turbo".
Turbo!
Yes.
Anyway, when you say "turbo" you react and speed up.
I see.
Let's go!
Yes!
Good luck!
Understood!
Go!
Your life is precious!
Oh, no!
But that's enough of that laugh.
Welcome to Kentucky Derby.
Oh, yes, we are.
Now, how difficult it is,
I, Shimoe, will explain to Saito and Sawada.
Shimoe? Is this Shimoe?
Shimoe Shimoe, from the empire.
Oh, I see.
Then, please explain it.
Okay.
Can I say it like this?
No, you can't say it like that.
It's Shimoe, so it's a horse's name, a big name.
Then, from you, number 3, what is the horse's name?
Demoyan Viva Hai Seyo.
Number 2?
Oh, that's Hitoshi.
Oh, I see.
What's Hitoshi like?
Hitoshi is always in a bad mood.
He's always in a bad mood.
He looks like he's in a bad mood today, too.
Is he in a bad mood today?
Are you ready? Go!
Now, everyone is in a bad mood.
First of all, number 2.
Now, Demoyan is in a bad mood.
Oh, Hitoshi is in a bad mood.
Now, Hitoshi is also in a bad mood.
Now, Demoyan is also in a bad mood.
Now, number 2.
The winner is number 2, Hitoshi.
Congratulations!
I'm happy!
The gold bulls!
If I hadn't done it,
I wouldn't have been thrown away!
I'm happy!
Congratulations!
From now on, let's do something simple in order!
If you fail, the other five will throw you a pie!
Here it is!
It's a pie!
I've prepared my own.
Then, I'll use this guitar and this lighter...
A guitar and a lighter...
It's okay if you just hit it once, but there are times when you don't hit it!
No, it's fine.
Let's practice!
Practice?
Let's practice!
Do you often bring pies?
Yes, I do.
It's now or never!
From me!
Wait a minute!
Hey!
Wait a minute!
I can't help you with the pie, but you will have to do the dishes!
One of you, you should've hit it!
I didn't even throw it!
You should've hit it hard!
No, you shouldn't!
You shouldn't!
You should've hit it hard!
Boiled egg and kiriki!
(Laughter)
What are you talking about?
(Laughter)
Scary!
(Laughter)
You're wrong about yourself.
I was wondering what you were going to say.
I was surprised.
(Laughter)
This pie is really painful.
Why is this pie tingling?
Yes.
Oh, really?
Is it tingling?
Yes, because of my weak skin.
Not only me, but you're also tingling.
You're tingling.
(Laughter)
It's too much. (Laughter)
I'm out of breath. (Laughter)
Well, let's go, Trump. Let's go, Trump.
Who goes first?
Do you want me to go first? Yes.
Whichever way you like.
I like "go," right? Yes, "go." Yes, "go," "go."
One, two, three, four, five. OK.
One, two, three, four, five.
(Laughter)
That's not fair! (Laughter)
You're cheating! (Laughter)
That's not fair!
I got tongue-tied again.
You, you, you!
You have a right-handed person. (Laughter)
I have a right-handed person. (Laughter)
I have a right-handed person.
If you cross like this, I can see you. (Laughter)
You, you, you!
(Laughter)
No, no, you can't.
Oh, stop it.
OK, are you ready?
Are you ready? Dominator!
Let's go!
It was a little dangerous.
It's too late.
It was a little dangerous.
I'll show you!
You're mean!
Dominator!
Let's go!
Go!
I can't catch it at all!
You have strength, so you can do it well!
I can't catch it.
Shall we continue?
I can't catch it.
It's easy to catch.
Shall we continue?
Go!
You were fun!
Shall we continue?
Go!
Do you play catch with the ball?
By one hand?
Yes, by one hand!
Is it easy?
It's too easy!
If you don't do it like me!
If you don't show guts!
You can catch it fast!
- No, no, not that. - You don't need a bomb?
- You're dangerous! - You're dangerous!
- You!
- Red, please. - Red, please.
- I don't like it. - I don't like it, either.
- Close it. - Close it.
- Tama-san, Tama-san. - Me?
- Tama-san, Tama-san. - I got caught.
- Are you ready? - Yes.
- Can I open it? - No, you can't.
- What are you doing? - You're crazy!
Do you think I'm stupid?
It hurts! It hurts!
It's ugly!
Is it a French dish?
It's like a Chinese dish.
Say it, say it.
Kashikachi kachikachi
Yes, yes.
Three times?
Oh, you want me to do it quickly?
Yes, yes, yes. Quickly.
Yes, I'll play it.
Kashikachi kachikachi
Yes.
I know.
I know the move.
Hey, are you going to do it? Are you going to do it?
How many times do you want me to do it?
Are you off today?
Kobamashio
Yes.
I'll play it.
Yes.
Oh!
Yes.
I'll play it.
It's a Japanese word.
It's heavy.
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
Okay, next one.
Oh, this!
Pan!
Ah, that's the one.
Yes.
Oh, nice!
Sounds good.
Do you need two?
Yes, basically you need two.
Open it up.
Okay.
Oh!
Great!
I'm back.
Ouch!
Carbonated water!
Who goes first?
Me!
Here you go.
I wonder if I can do it.
You should have succeeded at least once!
I don't know how to do it!
You're doing it on purpose!
Who can do it?
I can.
Can you do it normally?
Like this?
Yes.
Do it!
You're too slow!
Wait a minute!
I can't do it normally!
Oh, I see!
I can do it like this!
Oh, I see!
I'll wait for a moment.
Oh!
That's funny!
It's hard, isn't it?
What? Was that a joke?
Was that a joke?
My nose kept going up and down.
My mouth...
My nose kept coming out.
That's funny!
And I kept drooling.
What are you laughing about?
You're stupid!
That's kind of a weird thing to say.
Can you do it?
Hey, can you do it?
You can do it, can't you?
I can do it, I can do it!
I can do it!
Until your mouth...
It's about five seconds.
My right cheek was twisted.
(Laughter)
OK! OK! (Laughter)
It's a scary face! (Laughter)
You have to say it emotionally. (Laughter)
It's funny. (Laughter)
You don't know if it's broadcast on TV. (Laughter)
You just play with it. (Laughter)
Well, it was like this! (Cheers)
(Applause)
Ho! Ho! Ho!
Oh, it's changed! (Laughter)
You found out, didn't you?
Yes, it's changed a lot! (Laughter)
Today's last attraction in our empire!
Yes!
The fortune-teller's mansion!
Fortune-teller? (Laughter)
Damon Cobbler! (Laughter)
Hey! It's his real name! (Laughter)
It doesn't say his real name! (Laughter)
It says his real name, Damon Cobbler!
Oh, does it?
Yes! Damon Cobbler!
Yes! (Laughter)
It's going to be 103,400 years from now! (Laughter)
Before the era of the Japanese Empire, 98,038 years!
We don't know! (Laughter)
Before the era of the Japanese Empire! (Laughter)
We don't know! (Laughter)
That's what the youth club is about! (Laughter)
That's how it was in the Showa era! (Laughter)
No, it's not that time of the Showa era! (Laughter)
It was around the time of the Showa era.
So, we don't have an actual youth club.
We don't have one before the era of the Japanese Empire!
No, we don't!
- Let me give you an example. - An example?
- The day you landed on the human body. - Yes.
- Showa 37. - Hahahahaha!
- November 10th. - Hahahahaha!
It fits perfectly!
- Hahahahaha! - Hahahahaha!
- A psychological test to find out who you really are!
- Do you think you're instinctive? - No!
- Do you often put up with things? - Yes!
- Are you angry when you should be? - Yes!
- Are you strict with yourself? - No!
- Are you a hard worker? - Yes!
- Do you have a high pride? - Yes!
- Do you think you can be stupid? - Yes!
- Are you sensitive to information? - Yes!
- Do you have a loud voice? - Yes!
- Do you regret a lot? - Yes!
- Do you borrow money quickly? - No!
- Are you kind to people? - No!
- Do you depend on people? - No!
- Here it is! - Wow, Your Excellency!
- Wow! - This psychological test...
I'm not sure about it!
You have a kind and calm heart,
but you're strict and low-class.
I'm strict, kind and calm,
but I'm low-class.
We are low-class!
- It's interesting, isn't it? - Yes!
- How was it today? - Today...
- It was fun! - I feel like Michael Jackson!
- Michael Jackson! - He's in debt!
- If you find a new empire... - A new empire!
- Please call me! - Yes!
- Let's go! - Let's go!
- You two, again! - Yes! - Always getting cut off... - Yes! - And dying! - Yes! - Yes! - You're busy, but you're bad! - Yes! - Yes! - You were in Los Angeles until yesterday. - Yes, that's right! - Good luck! - Yes! - And then, Sensei! - Sensei, the usual Sensei! - Yes! - What's up? - Did you go to Los Angeles? - I went to Los Angeles. - Don't stand out! - Nijikawa-gun! - Yes! - Nijikawa-gun! - Yes! - Get out of here! - Yes!
- Don't stand out! - If you're angry, don't say it! - You're in a bad mood... - I'm in a bad mood, but I'm sorry! - If you say it properly, I'll be in a bad mood! - Let's decide it quickly! - Yes! - Let's go! - Yes! - Let's go! - Are you interested in my buttocks? - Let's go! - Ready!
- Let's go! - Yes!
- Let's go!
- Boss! I'm sorry! - Thank you!
- Cut! - Hey! Boss, what is this?
- What is this? - I told you yesterday.
Commander?
Yes, it seems like a good watch.
I can't wear it in a time drama.
The president told you to wear it.
I don't care!
I don't care about a time drama!
Why are you wearing a watch like this?
Shut up!
I can't wear it in a time drama.
Is it right?
Of course it is right.
Is it right?
Why are you wearing a watch like this?
Shut up!
I will return it to you after the show.
Shut up!
I won't wear it.
Commander?
The president told you to wear it.
You should have told me on the phone.
You are so arrogant.
Why are you wearing it?
I won't wear it.
You two!
You didn't wear anything, did you?
It's all right.
Decide on the show.
Decide on the show!
Let's go!
Please!
Let's go!
I heard that it feels really good.
Please!
Iron Man!
Ready!
Start!
Huh?
Boss! Does it look good on me?
Don't laugh!
What are you doing? It's just a result.
Don't make me laugh!
Boss, don't make fun of me.
But it looks like a manufacturer called Rayman.
Don't make me laugh!
No matter how many times you put it in, it won't broadcast!
Why?
Because of this era!
Boss!
It doesn't look good on me! It doesn't look good on me!
Boss, you look best in that outfit.
Boss!
Nishigawa! Nishigawa!
Stop it!
What's wrong with you?
You have silicone in your nose!
What's wrong with you?
Don't say "Ray" again!
I won't take it! I'll give it back!
Are you doing this play right now?!
Yeah...
Yeah, that's right!
You can do it!
Are you doing anything else?
I can't do it anymore.
You can't do it anymore?
I'm fine.
You're lying! I'll kill you!
Don't underestimate me!
I'm fine.
Hey! You!
Yes?
You don't have anything, do you?!
I don't.
I'm counting on you!
Yeah!
Next time, do it right!
I'll do it right!
You're bad.
You can be mad at me!
You...
I'm really sorry!
That's right!
I'm sorry! I'm counting on you!
Yeah, I know!
Don't show your eyes too much!
Don't stand out too much!
Don't stand out?!
That's not true!
You guys are dead!
All kinds of period dramas come out!
Um... Good luck with "Kumogiri"!
"Kumogiri" doesn't come out either!
I don't know!
I'm counting on you!
Before you decide on the real punishment!
What?!
Real punishment?!
Excuse me!
Please!
Music!
Ready!
Start!
President!
Thank you!
I want it, too!
Take it!
Take it, you!
You pervert!
You, too!
Take it!
Take it, you!
I can't take it!
I want it, too!
Take it!
Take it, you!
Take it!
It's cute!
Time will heal you.
Until the world heals and you can laugh.
Nothing's going to stop you!
Tonight, somebody will die.
♪ I'm a little bird ♪
♪ I'm not a soldier ♪
♪ I'm a little bird ♪