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Is it going to end like this?
I don't think both of you can do it yet.
Let's do it!
Attack!
Let's go!
Fighter!
Shooter!
Fighter!
Change!
You're like that from the beginning, aren't you?
Yes.
Fighter!
Rebound!
You're so cool!
Fighter!
Fight!
You shouldn't drink anymore.
Fighter!
You're so cool!
You too!
Fight!
Take this!
Rock-paper-scissors!
You!
I'll hold it high and hit it.
I'll go!
FIGHT!
I'm going to Edo forever! I'm going to Edo forever!
You'll be kicked out!
To Edo!
Go for it!
You look like an old-fashioned man.
Hey!
Don't talk before you do it!
Go for it!
That's impossible!
No, it's not important.
Really?
You can do it!
I did it!
You can do it!
Why are you always like this?
Stand up together!
I'm not going to stand up.
If you're like this, I'm going to stand up.
I'm not going to stand up! I'm going to fix it!
It's difficult because of various forces.
You're difficult.
You can't even stand up.
I don't like it even if you stand up like that.
What?
You're selfish!
Now!
When I stood up, it hit my nose!
It's difficult because of various forces.
It hit my nose!
Run!
I'm going!
Here we go!
At your own time!
Only you can break it!
This is your room!
704!
Don't let go of the air pump!
Here we go!
Ha! Ha! Ha!
Me too.
I've been thinking about what I should do.
Yes, yes. I've been thinking about everyone's tempo.
Yes, yes.
The picture was bad, but I'm glad it was a lie.
I'm glad...
Scary, scary, scary...
Scary, scary, hurry up!
Scary, scary, scary...
My legs hurt, my legs hurt!
This is the last and fourth!
I, Takahiro Furano, will do it!
Today, I'm a sheriff!
Thank you, Takahiro!
Now, for the last and fourth...
Let's go!
I'm scared!
That was close!
So close!
What should we do?
Help me!
I'm...
I'm scared!
If they stand by, I'm scared!
I'm scared!
What should we do?
We have to do it three more times!
I'm scared!
I can't even hold the ball!
Take it easy!
You're fast!
Damn it!
I'm scared!
It's over!
This week we say goodbye!
Rice...ri...rice?
Rice's new challenge!
Alright! Let's do it!
That's it for this week!
We're Team White!
Hey!
Hama-chan!
You're here!
Hama-chan, let's play!
Let's play!
It's been a while, hasn't it?
Yeah, yeah.
You must be exhausted from work.
You look like you're busy, too.
What are you saying?
Today, you know...
Yes?
I feel so good.
On the contrary, I'm tired.
No, no, no.
You know...
It's better than doing weird things.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
My wife won't get mad at me.
I see.
It's refreshing.
Refreshing!
Will you move your body?
I will, I will.
Hmm...
I don't have much confidence in you.
You look like you can move your body.
What?
Right?
You're young people's opinion leader.
What are you saying?
Let's go!
Come on, let's go!
What are you saying?
- Hey there, Onishi - Yo!
- It's not 'yo'! - Yo!
It's not 'yo'! Is it this place?
- It's burning up in here! - It's this place.
- We're all old enough. - Yes.
- To our surprise, you're 33 years old. - Yes, I'm 33.
- Surprise! - By the way...
I'm 39.
- You're amazing! - You're so annoying!
- Don't laugh! - You don't look like you're 39!
- So I wanted you to look like you're 30. - Yes.
- Can I have you do that? - Understood.
I'll press it.
- I'll press it. - Yes!
Yes! Start!
The rotation speed is too slow.
It's easier at first.
Yes, it is.
Ah, it's starting to look good.
The number of hearts is increasing.
It's increasing. This is the heart rate.
This is bad.
This is also 103, 104, 105.
You're amazing, Gocchan!
What?
- Fujiki-san! - What?
Can you stop measuring and take a break?
What?
I don't think there are people who are so serious and heartbroken.
What are you saying?
I have to press this.
Sometimes it's like that.
But it's no good.
It's no good.
What?
It's annoying.
It says "measurement complete".
- What is this? - I wonder what it says.
Maximum pulse rate 188.
This is amazing!
And if George gets cut off, uh... Genji!
If I get cut off, I'll go straight to the camera and say my usual lines.
Yeah, I know.
Wait, wait. What are you doing?
No, no, it's nothing.
I'm going to say my lines...
in a big voice.
You just said "chan", didn't you?
I said it in a big voice.
That's right, you said it in a big voice.
I'm going to do it perfectly today!
You won't do it today!
And then... Nishida-kun!
Did I say it wrong?
"Chan"! "Chan"!
Now's my chance!
"Chan"!
Did someone say "chan" to this kid?
It's weird.
"Chan"!
You're in a good mood today!
"Chan"!
But you can't look at the camera!
"Chan" it is!
You're so cute!
It's okay, it's okay!
Let's do it for real!
For real!
Let's do it!
"Chan"!
I've already sent you...
the picture of you two loving each other.
Post it on your profile picture.
I'll send it to you next month.
"Chan"!
Scene 22, take 1!
Ready...
Start!
Ready... Start!
Let's go!
Daigoro!
Happy Birthday!
I'm happy!
Cut! Cut! Cut!
Why?
Huh?
W-Why? It's your birthday.
You don't know?
Today is Daigoro's tenth and last birthday.
Tenth and last?!
Is he nineteen?!
Yes, I'm nineteen.
Why?
I always think he's with his grandma, but he's with his mom.
I don't care about that!
I'm happy!
Are you happy?!
That's not funny! Not funny!
Daigoro! You have to do what you say!
Say "chan" in your lines!
Is that okay?!
Chan my ass!
Don't do it!
It's your birthday, so do it like you say it!
I know!
I'll do it!
Please!
Please! One more time!
I'm looking forward to next month.
The pen name is "From the Sea Man of Uzumasa."
Ready!
Start!
Huh?
What?!
Daigoro!
Cha! Happy birthday!
Cut! Cut!
Imazaki Daigoro Yudema-sama!
You don't know me?
It's a coincidence that we have the same birthday.
I, Chanbara, will hit you!
I'm happy about your birthday celebration!
Daigoro!
Do as you're told and don't get in trouble!
Daigoro...
Don't make a fuss!
Isn't it Yokisen's "happening"?
It's "happening" but you two should do it!
I'm happy!
You're happy?!
It's my birthday!
Yes!
What's with you?!
Shut up!
I said shut up!
Look at me!
I won't lose!
To you!
What?
I'm sorry but...
You...
You're late!
Hey!
Stop it!
Director!
Stop it!
Happy birthday!
More and more and more...
My birthday is different from today!
I'm mad!
I hate you!
I'm happy!
Next is this!
This is my first time.
But...
Let's do it!
It looks difficult...
But...
It's okay!
If you hit it like this...
Really?
It's fine.
Hit it!
Alright!
He got me.
Alright!
Here I go!
Awesome!
Here I go!
Sorry!
Alright!
(Music)
Good, good, now.
Next, next.
Well, this way.
Yes.
Go.
(Music)
Ah, start.
Good.
One more.
Yes.
Start.
Go.
(Music)
Ah.
Wow!
It's so hard!
It's hard!
It's amazing.
Is it weird?
Weird?
Yes.
It's weird.
But it feels good.
There aren't 39 people like that.
(Laughter)
Emergency service! It's the kitchen!
Call the cafeteria!
Yes!
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Mr. Matsumoto.
Yes, yes.
Today.
Yes.
All of us.
Yes.
Will go to the kitchen.
Yes.
This is a report.
It's a Japanese restaurant.
It's one of the restaurants.
This report.
(Laughter)
It doesn't suit you, manager.
It doesn't suit you.
(Laughter)
It doesn't suit you.
It doesn't suit you at all.
I meant to praise you.
Yes.
But it made me feel bad.
(Laughter)
From now on.
We will.
Yes.
As the customers who came to this report ordered.
Yes.
(Laughter)
Yes.
I thought you wouldn't buy it for this much.
Isn't it 30% off?
Well, it's expensive.
It's not expensive.
It's like this.
Manager, you don't like it.
I was about to praise you.
Now, let's go.
Let's wait for the customers.
Anyone can do it.
Oh, it's here!
What's up?
It comes so fast!
It's here, it's here.
We use it for meetings and for parties.
It's used for songs.
It's used for meetings and parties.
You can't do it for parties.
Right, right.
It's impossible for us to do it for the same song.
Then, one milk tea, please.
Yes, sir.
Okay, one milk tea, please.
One milk tea!
One milk tea.
One more.
Still more.
She didn't use all of it.
It's all over the stage.
One milk tea, okay?
Milk, milk, milk!
We can serve the milk here.
Oh, here, here!
Oh, okay, okay.
We're 14 seconds early for this performance.
Can I take away my cup?
Don't do that.
We just place it here.
Don't waste money.
We just place it here.
We just need to place it here.
It's good as a gift.
We didn't bring this big one for you to laugh at.
We have others like that.
We do.
We need to place it here.
Even if you eat it, it's still not enough.
Sorry about that.
Sugar? Sugar is not needed.
100 points!
That was really fast.
We finally got an omelet again.
Do we still have money?
We have a chance to make black tea.
But we don't have that chance twice.
We didn't have that!
Hey! Stop making black tea!
I'm laughing.
Look at this world!
It's a big service.
No, it's not.
Look!
It's weird!
It's still slanted.
Why?
Manager, shouldn't we do this for a week?
Yes, let's do it.
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
It's cold!
Oh, we were doing it.
That's right.
There shouldn't be any problem.
There must be.
I don't know who did it.
Which leaf should I throw up?
Let's do "two hot, one letty".
"two hot, one letty".
Oh, lemon tea!
Lemon tea first!
Oh, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
You know, this is a part of it.
Kou-chan's leaf is in it.
It's like a soup.
It's like spaghetti.
I put salt in it.
See?
So, it's boiled.
Why do you boil it?
Spaghetti.
Spaghetti is good for any season.
It's good for any season.
Oh, Kou-chan's leaf is in it.
Kou-chan's leaf is in it.
But I put it in it.
No, letty!
Letty!
I'll buy it.
No, Mitty will buy it.
No, I need Mitty's container.
Before that, if you put this in it and drink it, you can't make coffee.
You can't make coffee!
No, it's good for me.
So...
Spaghetti.
Here you are.
I'll buy it.
It's dangerous, that container.
Put it down.
Put it in coffee.
This is coffee.
Can I drink this?
I don't know.
Oh!
Straight tea.
But it's a little too salty.
Milk tea is better...
What?
Light blue is a little darker.
Hey, let me go!
Wait a minute.
Take it!
Grandma!
It's here! It's here!
Grandma's gyoza is here!
Can we eat it?
Can we eat this?
We can definitely eat panetti.
Thank you.
Two pilaf, two napolitan, please.
Two pilaf, two napolitan!
Yes!
I'm going to eat panetti.
Two pilaf, two napolitan.
Make me kichan rice, kichan rice.
Take onions.
Onions?
Um...
What?
Bell peppers.
Kichan rice.
Okay!
What should I do?
I'll make you kichan rice.
What should I do?
What?
Degen's voice!
I'll give you extra.
Um...
Lemon tea, please.
It's a ball! It's a ball!
What are you eating?
What are you eating?!
Um...
Banana is...
Um...
Hamaji-uta is...
A new menu.
It's a ball.
I'll go! I'll go!
I'll go with banana, too.
Do you think I can read that?
Thank you very much.
What? One banana juice?
One banana juice.
One banana juice doesn't mean one banana, does it?
Two people minus.
Hey! Hey!
One banana juice doesn't mean one banana, does it?
One!
Milk and sugar!
Yes!
Yes, chief!
Vanilla essence!
Oh, I got it!
Really?
Yes!
Oh, you're good!
You're amazing!
If you drop one drop...
You should have done it that way.
Yes, I know.
You don't want to live, do you?
Yes, please.
What is this?
Oh!
What is this?
What are you doing?
When you finish making this...
Break it!
What are you doing?
I'm sorry.
I didn't know.
I'll take it off later.
I'm sorry.
Where's the cup?
Two people minus.
Can I add onion?
Yes!
Onion.
Yes!
This is...
This is a lot!
Is it a lot?
It's still...
Hey!
Make some tea!
The frying pan is burning!
Sugar! Sugar!
It's still banana custard!
One more!
Don't add one more!
This is for three people!
No way!
That's not true!
Let's add about two.
Is it this much?
It's too much.
What's this?
Vanilla essence.
That's not true!
What's vanilla essence?
Is it wrong?
No, let's stop!
It's black!
Let's stop!
What should we do?
Let's go this way.
That's against the rules!
"Bana"?
How many bananas are there?
One!
"Bana"?
"Bana"!
- Is it good? - It's good!
- Go, go! - It's really, really good!
It's good! It's really good!
- Here you go, your spaghetti. - Oh, do you have a plate?
What are you doing?
- Your plate is over there. - This is weird!
- This isn't right! - Your spaghetti...
- You burned it, didn't you? - No, I didn't.
- Is it good? - It's good.
- Here you go. - Thank you.
Look at her! She's drinking her grandma's banana juice!
- It's good! - It's good!
- Your salad! - My salad?
- Lettuce! - Lettuce?
How long are you going to cook?
- I'm going to put some salt in it. - You're going to cook a lot of food!
Cabbage?
- Okay, it's done! - This one's done, too.
- This one's done, too! - Yes!
- Your spaghetti! - My spaghetti's done, too!
- Oh, it looks good! - Here you go.
- Your plate? - My plate...
Your spaghetti and my spaghetti are completely different!
- Let's do it since you're good at it! - What?
Let's do it since you won!
This is...
I'm going to kill you!
It doesn't taste like anything.
Everything tastes different.
But it's just right for you, ma'am.
It doesn't even taste like anything.
What is this?
Let me go!
What do you mean "anything"?
Hey, look up what "anything" is.
Stop listening!
Stop that meaningless thing.
Oh, you still don't like this one?
Excuse me, can I have a bowl?
Is it a bowl?
Can you split it up and give me two of these?
Go ahead!
Here's the bowl!
I'll give you some of this later for the miracle rice.
There's no miracle rice here!
Is this the miracle rice?
Is this it?
I can't even see it!
Miracle rice.
Ma'am! Ma'am!
I'm back!
Are you busy again?
Two miracle rice!
Please!
And one more.
Two Miracle Rice.
Eat it up!
And one sandwich!
One sandwich!
Two Miracle Rice and one sandwich!
Hey, Miracle Rice, you eat it up!
Please, Matsumoto-san!
Eat it up!
Miracle Rice, you eat it up!
Miracle Rice, please eat it up!
Dry curry and chicken rice...
It's like adding two things.
Do you mix it?
I don't mix it, but...
Are you trying to hide something?
Then you...
You can enjoy all three flavors.
That's right.
And the thin...
Egg...
From the top...
If you crush it, you'll get mousse from the inside.
Ice, ice tea...
I'll have a lemon tea.
Ice, ice tea...
Lemon tea...
Please do it!
I can hear my dad's voice!
Are you okay?
Can I have this?
Yes!
That's it!
You guys only eat strawberries sometimes.
Make the same thing!
Do it in two rounds!
Oh, really?
That's too much!
Can you eat it like this?
It looks really bad.
What are you talking about?
I think you should hide it.
Taste it! Taste it!
This is good!
Go! Go!
It's done!
Miracle Rice!
This...
I think...
I should grill it.
Pour it in.
Okay, okay, okay!
Miracle Rice!
I should grill it.
This is...
This is really good!
You changed your face for a second with that yakult.
Yes.
I was drinking a lot of it.
Of course you shouldn't put yakult next to a pilaf.
Everyone, how was it today?
We experienced a kitchen.
It was really...
Right?
It was a little messy, but...
There were a lot of useless movements, but...
In the beginning, right?
Yes.
No, no.
Well, well.
You did a good job.
When you smoked earlier, it was delicious.
You're working hard.
After work...
That's all for today's emergency plan.
It was a challenge to a kitchen!
It's hot, isn't it?
Let's sweat more.
Then you can become a new you.
I don't want to!
Let's go, Sanga.
Let's go.
Are you OK?
I'm OK. Let's go.
You're sweating so much.
It's really hot in here.
Are you going to ride a bike today?
Yes.
Can you do it?
Yes.
Is it difficult?
It's pretty hard.
That's interesting.
You look like you're working out a lot.
I know, right?
I don't think you'd be able to run like that.
But it's fun.
It's not just about running.
You're working out while having fun, right?
That's a new discovery for me.
I want to do something like that.
I don't want to do something I've done before.
I want to do something decent.
It's like a tournament.
Let's do it.
That was hard work.
This is extra work.
Why?
Because it's hot in here.
This is good.
It's hot in here.
The company's Rocket Futako Baba's estimated time of death is 2 o'clock in the morning.
The scene is on Wednesday.
But it's upside down.
She's a cheerful old woman.
"Mahahaha".
I hear her laughing a lot.
What else do you know about her?
She likes watching TV a lot.
Is this Maha Fumiya?
Is it okay like this?
She used to get scolded a lot.
I've heard that you like watching TV.
Oh, is that so?
Judging by your mood, it seems like you love to talk about NASA.
Anything else?
It seems like you didn't like Fukuzawa Ana of Nittere.
Yeah.
If you say "Ana-i-fire" or "fire", it'll cool you down.
Who told you that?
I don't know. If you know that, you won't have a hard time.
Hey!
These two are living a pretty poor life, aren't they?
Oh, you know something?
Yeah.
It seems like you two are working part-time in order to make a living in this city.
Part-time?
Yes.
What kind of part-time job?
You're a cook, aren't you?
Cook?
Why are you calling me "cook" again?
Don't make me say it over and over again.
Sorry.
What I'm about to say is more than half a lie, so listen carefully.
What?
What did you say?
It's more than half a lie, so listen carefully.
According to my colleagues, you two always sleep until the last minute in the morning...
...and when it's about ten seconds before the show starts, you wake me up on the phone.
And at the end of the year, when your friends invite you to a party...
A party?
My, my.
You don't know what an amateur can do.
You say something like darkness.
How did you know?
Huh?
That doesn't kill you.
Hey!
Hmm, I see...
- Ama-san! - Huh?
It's certainly a lie!
Huh?
What's a lie?
Tokku-chan!
Tokku-chan's a lie!
Huh?!
The company's...
Yeah.
...Rocket Futago Baba used to be a teacher in elementary school.
A teacher?
Yes!
Hmm.
He was well-spoken and didn't have a hard life.
Hmm.
What kind of teacher was he?
When students got injured...
...he said, "It hurts, it hurts, fly away!"
...and he flew away himself.
Ah!
His solo performance...
...became 360...
...460...
...1000...
...and 50 episodes...
...and he flew away!
I don't know why...
Ama-san!
What's wrong?
This is serious.
What did you say?
The estimated time of death...
...was at 2 a.m., right?
Ah, that's right.
The company's...
...Rocket Futago Baba...
...was last released...
...at 3 a.m. Japanese time.
Hmm.
What do you mean?
Did you kill him...
...and then let him fly away?
Hmm...
What a brilliant trick!
How did you know?
What would you do if I were the trick?
Think about it as a trick.
The mystery is only getting deeper.
Okay, you smelly guy!
Go and buy some food!
Yes, sir!
Hmm...
But...
...I don't know what you're talking about!
No, I don't know...
When you...
...pull out...
...the vacuum cleaner cord...
...you can see...
...the sign...
...telling you...
...not to pull out more than red...
...but you don't know...
...the meaning of...
...the yellow tape...
...before that.
Yes.
Ha ha ha!
Ah!
Ha ha ha!
What's that?
A banana!
A banana in between!
A banana in my hand!
Ha ha ha!
I don't know what you're talking about!
Look at me!
Is this okay?
Ah!
Yes!
The color is...
...a bit...
...dark!
Ha ha ha!
There's nothing under it!
Let's fill in...
...this area with something!
What do you want me to fill in?
The middle of the yakult!
Ha ha ha!
What should I do?
Really!
Is it too small?
Where is it?
Woo!
Cherry!
Wow!
Cherry!
Two of them!
Cherry!
We don't need cherry!
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