AISubs v3.5
Tonight's game is attack dodgeball.
The object does the ball and dodgeball,
but you're blowing into a wall.
On the ball, there's a big hole in the middle of the wall.
The ball comes out one of the nine holes on the wall,
caught by the killer attack machine.
But why?
Because the ball said "corn into my left right duck"
CONGRATULATIONS!
Thank you very much!
Now, explain the rules!
However, the ball cannot directly hit humans!
The ball will go up to the round part of the opponent's side.
Because of that,
the ball will fly from nine machines towards you!
Even if the opponent's ball flies and hits you, you're out.
OK!
Thank you very much!
I'm exhausted!
[Screaming]
Come on, come on
No no no no
Come on, come on
Let's go!
Hurry!
BASTARD!
I'm gonna do it!
BASTARD!
(crowd cheering)
- Let's go! - Let's go!
Can I see one of you, Senbatsu?
Yes, sir!
Take this!
The winner of this game is...
Alright! Let's go!
Alright! Ready!
I won't let you get away with this!
No! No! No!
Daddy!
Let's go!
But, you know, last week, too.
Last week, too, there was one person who got kicked out of the stadium.
Hey, get up!
I'm not getting up!
Dad and Mom...
What?
I'm going to die, right?
What are you talking about? I'm with you, so it's okay.
What?
No, I'm going to die.
No, it's okay.
If I'm going to die, I want to die at home.
What are you talking about, Masatoshi?
A star is coming to visit you today.
What are you talking about?
A star can't come to a place like this.
Yes.
Excuse me.
Please stay where you are.
Who is it?
A star is coming.
It's a star!
I'm sorry for bothering you.
It's a star.
Thank you.
You really came.
Thank you.
Today...
Yes.
The road was busy until the holiday, but...
I vaccinated you.
Thank you!
You can't lose to illness.
But I can't do it anymore.
It's okay. Everyone has to stumble.
I used to be in "Shochu" and "Star Maker".
I didn't appear in "Kou".
It was a mistake of the agency.
- Is that so? - Yes, it is.
- You really got caught up in it. - Yes, I did.
Last year, around the rainy season, there was a star about my age.
- And what happened to him? - He was about to become a two-time star, but...
...this happened.
Thank you.
Yes, I do.
I do.
- You do, don't you? - I always got one million yen.
- Even though you're a star? - I always get one million yen.
- You, with the beard! - Yes?
- How much did you get last month? - One million yen.
- What about last month? - One million yen.
- What about when you hit a woman? - One million yen.
I thought you got more.
Isn't it?
When you get two million yen, you get two times of one million yen.
I don't care about how you get it.
- You really are a star. - Yes, I am.
- What about you? - Will I become a star, too?
- If you work hard, you can. - What?
- If you work hard, you can. - If you work hard, you can.
I'll work hard. What should I do?
Do you want me to give you my autograph?
Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to...
No, it's fine.
I'll give you my autograph.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Hello?
What?
There's someone who's more of a star than me?
What kind of shine is it?
Are you still going to shine in the future?
Damn it! Which agency is it?
Damn it!
Let's go!
You're here again, aren't you?
You didn't get my autograph.
You'll come back, won't you?
What kind of star are you?
You're here again, aren't you?
What are you doing?
Why are you dressed like that?
Happy New Year.
What are you doing here today?
I'm here today because...
I watched a lot of your shows last year.
I'm going to be your fan this year, too.
I thought I should do something for you.
I have to invite you, Mr. Hamada, who is the leader of Downtown.
You're inviting me?
Yes, I'll invite you to my party.
Oh, really?
I'm grateful for that.
Where will you be dancing?
Of course, in my house.
I like parties that are Americanized.
I see.
Like parties at a hotel.
But people invite you to their houses.
That's right.
I see.
Home party.
Let's go.
Thank you.
I'm so happy. It's almost New Year.
Mr. Hamada, you're dressed like that.
Oh, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Oh, I see.
You should have dressed like that at first.
I see.
Thank you.
Let's go.
Mr. Hamada, this is the party venue.
Thank you.
Please come in.
Excuse me.
Mr. Hamada!
What are you doing?
Please come in.
What?
This is my house.
Come in?
Are you serious?
Yes, I'm not forcing you in.
Are you serious?
Can I come in?
Yes, of course.
Yes.
Mr. Hamada, you've come to a weird house.
Oh, wait.
There's a place for you to step.
It's locked.
Yes.
This is terrible.
As you are,
as you are,
take one more step towards the bed.
Spread your legs and go up to the bed.
My right leg?
Yes.
Oh, like this?
Yes, like that.
No, you shouldn't drink on the bed like that.
No, not at all.
That's my absolute rule.
Mr. Hamada's.
Yes.
Oh, Mr. Cameraman, please be careful.
Yes.
Kurano Takahiro and Ronda's Power Up Corner!
- Everyone! - Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!
We will now begin the singing battle.
Everyone! Everyone!
Please have fun!
Well then...
First...
With "jumpan"...
Exotic...
"Jumpan"!
As expected, it's still hard.
You're doing your best.
You're still doing your best.
Thank you, thank you.
It's hard, isn't it?
It's hard?
It's hard.
Are you nervous?
It's hard for people.
Look at his face. It's like Tenkatori, isn't it?
Are you looking at me like that?
Hideyoshi.
The face behind you.
Is this Tenkatori's face?
It's Tenkatori's face.
Look at me.
This is no good.
Really?
Okay, let's power up.
Power up.
This is no good at all.
Can I drink it?
Yes, you can drink it.
Let's drink tea.
Does it change?
No, it doesn't change at all.
You're really going to get a "T".
No, no, look at me.
You're really going to get a "T".
Yes, yes.
You're really going to get a "T".
You're really a comedian.
That's right.
Everyone.
This is funny.
What is this?
Salt and pepper?
Yes.
After you became eager and active, you got a "T".
What did you put in this?
Lime.
Lime?
Lime.
Don't crush it with your eyes.
It's acid and alchol plus or minus zero.
It's a drinking game.
You haven't said a word yet.
You can't laugh when you're drunk.
Drunk people don't drink.
I remember this.
It's energy drink.
Drink more, Gang Gang.
Gang Gang, let's go.
You're always talking.
It's a good pitch.
It's getting closer.
It's a drinking game.
You're funny.
Shake it.
Drunk people drink.
Power up corner.
Let's go.
I did it.
I put it in.
What should I put in?
What is it?
This.
This is a doctor and...
A doctor?
Oil.
Ten steps.
Let's go.
Doctor.
Ten steps.
It's cold.
You don't know.
Did you eat too much?
I haven't eaten yet.
Eat more.
You haven't eaten yet?
I haven't eaten yet.
Damn it.
Wait a minute.
This is mackerel.
Mackerel.
Don't say it in a small voice.
I'll go with mackerel.
Mackerel, mackerel, mackerel, mackerel.
You're good!
You dropped me.
I dropped you.
Change your clothes.
Don't drink.
You should be more energetic.
Don't drink.
Will you work tomorrow?
Yes.
What are you doing tomorrow?
I'm off tomorrow.
What?
You're holding back now, aren't you?
I can't catch up with you right away!
You're making fun of me for not being able to do it, aren't you?
You're good!
I was doing it like this, and then you said something like that.
Like this?
Tell me!
I came in because I admired you!
Genius! Genius!
Genius!
This is wrong but anyways...
When I introduce you to my friend, you say "genius" and "chef"
Chef!
Chef, seriously...
This is illegal!
Hurry up and go!
You!
You idiot!
You look different.
Not yet.
That's enough. I'm going.
Really?
Give me some food.
I'm sorry.
You know me.
You're weak.
You're bad.
Hey! Wait!
Down! Down!
I'm sorry.
Power-up corner!
Sorry to keep you waiting.
Where are you from?
We're from downtown.
Downtown?
You mean you're from Shitamajigakuru?
You're from Shitamajigakuru?
Let's go!
I'm getting dizzy.
Really?
I'll do it with a UFO.
UFO!
This is great!
Thank you.
Wow, thank you.
You're amazing without script.
Are you OK?
Do you know how to mix it?
Don't get angry with me!
He's angry with me for the first time.
You know what?
This is good and this is bad.
Is it wrong to mix it?
If you mix it up, it's not good.
Oh, I see.
If it's not good, it's no good.
Then you two, someone come in and fix it up.
While drinking, Kongo san, while drinking...
While drinking...
Kejaku sake...
While listening to the culture...
That's right.
While listening to the culture...
Bokei can do Tsukkomi!
Without saying it, without saying it...
Yes!
You can't do anything about your cell phone!
Round of applause!
Oh, this?
Applause!
Kongo! Kongo! Kongo!
Until the end, until the end...
You're a man!
Power-up corner!
Are you guys bored of me?
Alright, let's do it!
Let's do Orikomi Udagasen once in a while.
It's okay to do it once in a while, right?
Yukiya, Renkon, Orewa, Hong Kong...
- You did it! - All right!
- outright!
- Thank you for your last story, Hong Kong mayor!
- Hong Kong! Hong Kong! Hong Kong! Hong Kong! Hong Kong!
- Hong Kong railroad, fire!
- Failure! Failure! Failure! Failure! Failure! Failure! Failure! Failure!
- You're too fast!
Why don't you get in, damn you!
Get in, damn you!
Why don't you get in, damn you!
Get in, damn you!
Hong Kong Send!
Let's go home!
Thank you!
How can you welcome me in such a place like this?
Today, I'm going to cook.
What?
I'm going to cook and...
Where are you going to cook?
I don't know.
You don't know, do you?
Mr. Kawano, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Here?
Yes, this is the kitchen.
Kitchen?
What are you going to cook in a place like this?
This is like a party.
Mr. Zega, what about here?
Oh, that's a dead zone.
I can't stand the broadcast.
You can't stand the broadcast?
Mr. Zega...
Mr. Hamada, don't push me down.
Mr. Zega...
This is terrible.
Mr. Hamada...
Yes?
I'm going to start cooking right away.
Yes!
Mr. Hamada, can you clean up the other room?
I'll take a look around.
Yes, I understand.
I'll only use this.
Mr. Hamada, can you only use this?
This?
Can you make screws with this?
Yes, yes. I'm going to cook with this.
I'm not interested in this.
How many years have you been doing this?
I haven't used this for about two years, but I think it's okay.
I'm going to cook with this.
Can you go to the other room and cook?
That won't make it a party.
Mr. Zega, you have a problem with that.
If I don't cook, it won't be a show.
I'll do it from the beginning.
I get impatient when I see you again.
I hope we can meet again somewhere in the sea.
Wait a minute!
What is it?
You're doing something like crossing.
I don't usually throw away things like that.
Oh, I see.
No, it's not like that.
You can't ride a coaster with a condo.
Mr. Hanan! Mr. Hanan!
Mr. Hanan! You can't do that!
You can't do that!
But it's a coaster!
It's a coaster!
Mr. Hanan! Why?
I think you'll understand when you see me like this.
I'm impatient when I think you're waiting for me.
If this was a full shot, it would be amazing.
What is this 1,000 yen bag?
Oh, yes!
I won the championship in a previous program.
Why is it 1,000 yen?
I don't know.
How much is this bag?
It's 100,000 yen.
It's a waste of money to use it.
It's all tweezers.
Yes, so I can't use it.
No, no, no.
It's amazing.
Everytime, it's Yokoyama.
Then, I'll go today too.
Japanese first comic book.
Drop your wallet.
Shop.
No, no, no.
What are you doing?
What are you doing at the end of the month?
It's a waste of money.
What are you doing?
It's a waste of money.
Where did you go?
It's a waste of money.
Gun-te!
Kan-kan!
Un-ka!
It's a waste of money! It's a waste of money!
Yassan! Yassan! Yassan! Yassan! Yassan!
You say that all the time.
I'm sick of it.
I'm sorry, Shinobu.
I'm sick of you, too.
No, if I lose you, I'll be fine.
Besides...
Oh, it's snowing!
You know, I like snowy nights.
When the bottom of the night turns white, time stops.
Am I a little weird?
Wind chime...
I see, I had forgotten about it all along.
At that moment, I...
...quietly watched the back of a ninja who seemed to disappear into the darkness of the night.
The temperature... five degrees below zero.
I remember a strange heartbeat at the sound of a wind chime that was supposed to be seasonal.
Oh, I'm sorry!
It's okay.
You must have been cold. I'll make you some hot tea.
Shinobu...
Jin san...
I...
I won't let you!
Dad!
What's with that face, Shinobu?
Where did you learn that makeup?
I raised you like that!
No!
Stop it, Dad!
Dad! Shut up!
Who are you?
You work so well at night...
and you're sleeping like a log?
No, Dad!
Ryu san is...
looking at me!
He's lighting up the city's lonely hearts!
You know how to help people...
Don't make me laugh!
Dad!
Can warm food and warm clothes...
save people?
Can only a warm heart...
save people?
Don't say that!
You may be improving every day...
but you're changing more and more!
You don't belong here!
Go back to your father!
Stop it!
You're no good!
I'm Makimura!
Makimura!
Ryu!
I'm sorry!
What's wrong? You're injured!
Don't ask me why!
I'll be right back!
Water!
Are you okay?
Toshiro Kono san, 24 years old...
is unconscious.
Makimura Shinichi, a fugitive...
is studying at Tozai University...
and since November of last year...
he's been active as one of the members...
of the Kagekiya Sect.
Makimura... you...
It's me... I couldn't find... my true love...
I can't find him!
Now, now, everyone!
I am a pitiful nihilist!
A man who is in love...
Let's take a step off of the path of people...
Let's get lost in the path of rocks...
A woman who loves you is bound to be chased...
Right now, I'm being chased by a horse...
If you're happy with a man like me... right, father?
You're really in a bad situation...
Makimura...
Ah, thank you!
Then... I'll go!
No, you can't! It's better for you to quit while you're being chased!
No, if I stay any longer, everyone will be in trouble!
That's right... you're everyone's demon!
Eh? No, you can't go!
No... if I don't go, everyone will be in trouble!
This!
The harmonica you gave me one of these days...
Take this with you...
Please... take this with you...
If I take this now... I'll never be able to see you again...
I feel like I'll never be able to see you again...
I understand...
Then... I'll go!
Thank you!
Makimura! Stop! Stop!
MAKIMURA!
In the end... you...
Saving anyone...
is not something you can do.
No way...
Bucky Black!
(sniff)
Ryuko...
I don't think you have it.
Yes.
In the end...
I couldn't save anyone.
Snow...
gets heavier and heavier.
In heavy...
and cold weather...
the wind chime...
keeps ringing.
- Mr. Hamado! - Yes?
- Sorry for keeping you waiting! - Huh?
- It's done! - Go home already!
- Here it is. - Thank you for waiting.
I'm going to put it in a box one by one, so please wait there for a moment.
You can give me honest reactions like, "Whoa!"
- No, no, "Whoa!" - Like, "Wow, that's amazing!"
Please give me honest reactions like that.
Today's main dish is...
Thank you for waiting!
What's that?
This is my...
Today's...
Today's main dish for you, Mr. Hamado.
Oh...
Do you know what this is, Mr. Hamado?
It's bread, isn't it?
- It's not just any bread. - Is that so?
It's cheese fondue.
- Cheese fondue. - It doesn't smell like that!
- Can I open it? - Yes!
- Whoa! - See?
Only the elderly can eat this.
- This is how it's made. - Is this okay?
- Can you eat it now? - Yes.
- Here you go. - Can I?
- Yes, you can. - Thank you.
Hey, what's that face, Hamada-san?
This tastes really good, doesn't it?
Isn't cheese fondue supposed to be like this?
Yes, but we didn't have enough cheese for that.
Like this?
No, we didn't have enough cheese for that.
Yes, like this.
Are you okay with this?
You're such a dirty guy!
I'm fine, I'm fine, I'm fine.
Look at this!
I'm fine, I'm fine, I'm fine.
It's okay, Hamada-san!
What do you mean "it's okay"?
It's really, really dirty!
It's okay, you won't know if you drink it.
If you put this in your mouth, you won't be able to see the dirt.
That's not true!
There's no place for it in my mouth!
No, it's okay, Hamada-san.
Thank you for coming.
Please enjoy.
Yes, Hamada-san!
I feel like I just licked it.
I'll have this one.
What's this?
This is garlic rice.
Garlic rice?
Yes.
This is really good, isn't it?
This is good?
This is good.
This is good?
Hamada-san, this isn't good at all!
The main dish.
Dewa-san, this is good.
Thank you.
You really want it, don't you?
Yes, I do.
Hamada-san, this is the main dish.
That's right, but this is better.
This is meat dumplings.
Yes.
You don't have to eat it with so much mercy.
What's wrong with you?
(Laughter)
Garlic rice is delicious.
This is delicious.
Well, Hiro-san, please say "wow" loudly when you cut it.
Okay.
And, Sensei...
I've cut 3,000 cherry tomatoes.
Sensei, why? Are you playing around?
Is it a concert this time?
No, I don't want a lecture. I want a dialogue.
I know. It's perfect timing.
Yeah, I think we can do it today.
Let's do it.
But you...
Don't be so nasty!
Are you a kid?
What did you say?
Don't tell anyone.
Huh? Are you going to do it?
Aren't you going to do it?
Stop it.
Are you serious?
It's okay. I can do it.
If you can't do it, say it properly!
Come on!
Let's do it!
Please!
It's been a while.
Please!
Your nose is full of honey.
Please!
C-448!
Ready...
Go!
(Music)
Cut!
(Laughter)
What are you doing?
(Laughter)
Cut! Cut! Cut!
Why did you do that?
You didn't say anything!
Don't you know? It's a trend these days, finger patsching.
Finger patsching? Is it a trend these days?
It's a trend among very young people.
Why do you do such a thing at the same time?
Stop it!
(Laughter)
Stop it for a moment! It's annoying!
Annoying?
You shouldn't ride it for a moment, either!
Yes.
What?
Yes.
I'm going to kill you today!
(Laughter)
Even if you say you shouldn't ride it, you should...
Yes.
You should say it properly!
(Laughter)
Do you know? Do you know?
(Laughter)
You shouldn't ride it for a moment, either!
(Laughter)
Don't ride it!
(Laughter)
Let's go!
Next time, do it properly!
Yes!
Let's go!
Excuse me!
(Laughter)
Your jeans are wet.
Excuse me!
(Laughter)
Help me, sir!
Ready, set...
Go!
Ha!
Yah!
Incarnate!
Yah!
Incarnate!
Daigara!
Ja!
Ni!
Yang!
You will die for me!
Kato!
You! You!
You are big!
How big it is!
Mr. A! No one has said such a thing yet!
What's funny? What's funny?
Damn it!
Retreat!
Let me join you! Let me join you!
This is logic! Ad-lib! Ad-lib!
Can you not rest at all?
Why?
It's really tough!
Right?
What about you?
What about me?
You are good at fighting!
I was fast, too!
Everyone in the central region...
I'm tired...
I'm tired!
Everyone in Matsubi...
Matsubi?
Matsubi...
Matsubi, everyone in the central region...
Everyone in Matsubi...
Matsubi...
You should not eat while drinking sake...
You should drink sake alone.
I can't drink much.
You are funny!
I was fired.
You are so rebellious, Tatsuya!
He is dancing!
Where are you looking?!
I don't know if it's changed or not!