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Tonight's game is Pachinko, Sonkyu Jigoku!
Pass the ball through Pachinko forward and hit those ones in 8 spots!
Connect it to 15 machines!
Pitch the pitch ball cool!
Miss and you're out!
Pachinko Shinha show!
Last team to follow up wins!
New year, old team shame!
So let the new battle begin!
Yo, Pachinko!
From our first match of the new year, we're back as a team!
Let's have some fun!
The teams are...
You!
Right now!
From the east!
You know, I wanted to say goodbye to Itao.
I couldn't do anything about it!
And this guy?
He finally left.
He's second in combat power.
That's low!
I did use my combat power.
And we have to balance each other's team strength.
I see.
And this is just right.
All of us have combat power of 3.
3.
With 5 levels of evaluation.
All of us...
Well, I'm 5 and you're all 5.
You're 5 in the movie.
Yes, yes.
And you're 2...
4... 2.
We're the same here and there?
We're the same.
When we came here today, we went to Hamacho Studio in Machigou.
It's a good place.
It's not like Gogegeniou.
This is just right.
Oh, is it?
I'm 3 and you're 12.
Oh...
You're a guy and you're second in combat power.
You're second in combat power.
It's crazy.
It's going to be pretty crazy.
Our team...
Now, our new song is...
"Pachinko Urgent Hell"!
In the past...
What do you call it here? There was a game called "skate".
Yes, there was. In Osaka.
You threw it on the roof, while saying your name.
We'll do that.
Yes.
You'll get used to saying "cool down"!
Yes.
The ball is in this pachinko, so you don't know where it will go.
In the end, for example, will it enter the curve or the 120? You don't know, but...
The designated person should immediately hold the mitt for the home base and stand as a catcher!
The ball will enter!
If you can catch the 100kg ball, you win!
Yes.
This "hana" is the point.
Yes, yes, yes.
The more you catch, the more you win.
If you catch all of them, you lose, right?
If you put it simply, it's like "magical banana".
No, it's not!
Do you know what I'm talking about?
Okay, first half, rock-paper-scissors!
Captain!
Okay!
New...new captain!
Okay, turn it around!
Let's win for real!
Yes!
Rock-paper-scissors!
Ah, it's Itaoka. He's second in combat power, so he'll definitely win.
Rock-paper-scissors has nothing to do with it.
Ah, rock-paper-scissors!
Okay!
Yes, I did it as a hook-up.
Okay!
Rock-paper-scissors!
Please!
Rock-paper-scissors!
Wizard Nyan!
You! Wait! You!
Hey you! Sit here properly!
Why like this?
Hey you! 120cm is impossible!
140cm is possible!
Mr. Kamuro!
Yes!
Curve! Curve!
Yes!
Now, let's make Mr. Kamuro not to laugh.
Yes!
You guys, do your best!
Hey you! Wait! Wait!
You should laugh while you have your robe on!
You are a genius!
Hey you! You should laugh while you have your robe on!
Why like this?
What kind of campaign is this?
Curve! Curve!
Now, Mr. Kamuro!
120cm!
Why 120cm?
120cm!
It's a miracle! It's a miracle! It's a miracle! It's a miracle!
Hey, don't say that!
Hey, I got it and you say it's a miracle!
Amazing!
Wow, amazing!
Let's go!
Hong Kong!
Let's go! Hong Kong!
What? Am I done?
Not at all!
Wait a minute!
Wait a minute! Just a little!
Our gap has become zero, but...
Hey, wait a minute! Is he crying?
Is he crying?
Which one? Is he crying or not?
He's crying a little!
Is he crying?
He's crying a little!
He's crying. Don't show your face too much.
I'm sorry! I won't go!
He's crying a lot!
Last one!
Now!
Downtown's Friendship Story!
Here we go!
Hong Kong!
Wait a minute!
Thank you!
He's crying! He's crying!
Shut up!
This is the real human!
Matsumoto-san!
That's not fair!
Because you moved with the camera!
When I do a curve, it always sinks before my nose!
Say something!
Captain, his nose is gone!
Ryoko!
Push up!
I did it!
What are you doing?
You can't do it with your grandpa!
I did it!
If I lend you my strength, you won't say anything!
Really, really...
This is how it is...
I'll give you a happy birthday!
Brother!
Say it!
Thank you very much!
Wait a minute! Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
Great!
Ryo is dead! Ryo is dead!
Ryo is dead!
Success!
Good!
Great!
Ryo!
Great!
Ryo!
Ryo is dead!
What are you doing?
You have a grudge against me, don't you?
I have a grudge!
You!
Be careful!
Ryo!
Great!
It's Ito-san, right?
That's right!
Hey, can we take it?
That's right!
You can take it! You can take it!
You can take it!
It's very nice!
Sei-san! Sei-san!
Eh? Eh? Sei-san?
Ah, no! Ah, what?
Sei-san!
Ito-san!
Ah! Ah! Ah!
I won this one too!
I won this one!
Let's do it!
(cheers and applause)
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(music)
Good morning.
Here's your tea.
I'm coming in.
(music)
(scream)
(music)
What are you doing?
What do you think you're doing in there?
(scream)
Get back!
What do you think you're doing in there?
How old do you think you are?
Sixteen!
Sixteen years old...
and a digit!
Don't play with fire!
Call me "Magic"!
Unforgivable!
Shame on you!
It's your fault!
What are you saying?
Get back!
Don't come near me again!
Get back!
Get out of here!
Don't shout!
Get out of here!
What are you doing?
(laugh)
I was just imagining it.
What kind of relationship do you have with Masato Ujino?
I have connections and tricks!
There are people in my class who are already doing great things.
There are also people who are playing white tiger.
White... that's already a great illusion!
It's too late for that. It's the age of free magic!
Brother...
Go over there!
Brother, I also made a collar!
Oh!
Brother!
Who told you that?!
Brother told me!
Satoshi, you!
What?!
Don't you know the difference between good and bad?!
What?!
What are you doing, old man?!
(laugh)
Pull it!
(laugh)
Pull it! I'll hit you!
(laugh)
I can't pull it!
Are you afraid of being hit?!
Pull it!
Hurry up and pull it!
My collar is pulling!
Ouch! Stop it!
The age of heart...
No matter how much you don't like it...
...the answer is already here.
(laugh)
I got it!
I'll ask you first!
Your son loves magic and tricks!
(laugh)
No!
Yes?
Oh, it's you!
It's you, isn't it?
You know...
I found a good park.
A park. A park.
A park?
You know...
I made you lunch, too.
Can you say it?
No, I can't.
What? You made it?
No, I can't.
You didn't?
No, I didn't.
You made it?
Yes, I did.
It's hot.
You, too...
Let's go to the park.
I found a good park.
Really?
Yes.
Oh, I didn't know there was a park like this.
Oh, I'm sorry about that.
Let's go.
Shall we go?
Let's go.
Is it okay for me to eat your lunch?
Your lunch.
Oh, this is nice.
Thank you.
You seem like a good father.
Well, well...
Oh, is this it?
Yes.
Look.
Huh?
What is this place?
Right?
It's an amusement park, isn't it?
Hello.
Right?
It's really cheap.
Huh?
100 yen?
It's really cheap!
What is it?
Wow!
It's about 100 yen.
Wow, you brought me here.
What is it?
People living nearby like this place.
People living nearby get bored once they come here.
It's fun.
So we're the ones who say "command."
That's right.
What is this?
Shall we ride this?
Wow, I'm scared of this.
Aren't you scared of anything in here?
Huh?
But...
Are you okay with this?
No, I'm fine.
Are you okay?
No, I'm fine.
Amen.
But you're a little nervous, aren't you?
You're a little nervous, aren't you?
From above, like this...
Aren't you scared?
I don't want to go up anymore.
Is that so? You've been pretty nervous for a while now.
You're holding yourself back.
It's a little dangerous up there.
But you know, I've got a debt of $100, too.
I can't just play around like that.
All right, here we go.
You're fast! You're fast!
You left me behind so easily.
Today, early in the new year,
Kyary Higashino may face death.
Kyary Higashino, who faced such a powerful enemy that he can't speak,
returns to the ring of this glamorous stadium!
The champion, Kyary Higashino, has entered the ring!
He's been in the red jersey for three months now,
since he put the legendary idol, Apache Manny, on the mat.
However, Kyary Higashino has returned!
Along with Don Matsumoto King,
Kyary Higashino is slowly making his way to the ring!
It's a quick call from Kyary!
Kyary Higashino!
Don Matsumoto King is behind Kyary!
This is the 15th year of Kyary Higashino's reign!
This year, Kyary Higashino is trying to take the first step
in his new battle against the beast!
As always, he's wearing a white costume!
Now, Don Matsumoto King is ahead of Kyary!
And now, Kyary Higashino!
The challenger, Jagger Yokota and Bison Kibura have entered the ring!
Finally, the strongest challenger will appear on this glamorous stadium!
J.B., led by Yoshimoto Koryo,
Jagger Yokota and Bison Kibura!
Jagger Yokota, a former W.A. champion,
has made it to the front row!
And now, Bison Kibura,
who has gone berserk with Matt Sebastian,
and Kyary Higashino,
are about to face each other!
Hey! You're already scared!
Are you okay?
I'm totally fine!
Kyary!
Shut up! Get back here!
Jagger!
Are you okay?!
Jagger!
Look!
Carrie's...
I'm scared.
...nine new friends have joined her!
Look!
That insect!
That's... that's...
Himura-chan!
Finally!
A new partner has been born for Carrie Higashino!
Oh!
This is Himura-chan!
She's wearing a suit!
And...
Oh!
Her hair is cute!
It looks like she's pregnant with a baby!
Higashino's daughter, Okinawa's queen,
Himura-chan is pregnant with a baby!
She looks like she's pregnant with a baby,
but her red eyes are a little cute!
Himura-chan is pregnant with a baby!
And now,
we will have an Idol Bit Runner Youth Dream Tag Match!
The partners are...
Carrie's...
135 pounds...
Jagger...
175 pounds...
Bison...
Himura...
Carrie...
Higashino...
Nice to meet you!
My name is...
Himura-chan!
Kimura-chan has hidden her front foot!
Kanata-majou has suddenly been caught!
Centro Hamada is cheering for her!
A huge commotion is taking place in the ring!
The moment of the century is about to begin!
Now, the battle of attention has begun!
She will fight against Jaguar-Yokura!
Will she be able to throw?
On the contrary...
She has her arms folded!
And now...
She has been caught!
Oh, a front flip!
A front flip from Kanata-san!
Oh, Kanata-san has shown a spectacular attack!
This is Kani Higashi's unique expression!
Oh, a carry call!
Another carry call by Kyoko Kimura!
What will happen now?
Now, if Bison Kimura doesn't appear...
Now, Bison Kimura...
Elbow!
An intense kick!
Now, Bison Kimura has taken a step!
Bison Kimura has taken a step!
And a stomping!
A stomping!
And a knee!
A bitter fight!
Oh, a touch by Kimura-chan!
A touch by Kimura-chan!
And now...
A carry call by Kani Higashi!
And now...
She has her head down!
Kimura-chan has her head down, but...
She may have run away a little!
Now...
The real fight begins!
Bison Kimura vs.
The new Kani Higashi partner, Kimura-chan!
Now, a tackle!
A shoulder tackle!
A both-leg tackle!
Oh, a takedown!
Now, and...
And what's he gonna do?
Now...
He's trying to attack his neck, but...
Now, from behind...
He's attacking from behind...
Oh, and a German!
It was a bit of a technical flight, but...
From behind, it's a German suplex!
Now, and a headlock by Kimura-chan!
Now, Kimura-chan is quite...
He's showing great fighting...
Kimura-chan is wonderful!
Now, Lena!
Now, she's waiting for the first kick and...
She threw it!
Oh, Kimura-chan is making good progress in this area!
Now, there's a carry call going on...
Carry is reaching out!
Now, a touchdown!
Now, and...
Oh, it's a top-floor...
It's good that he went up there, but...
Dyson has been grabbed!
There's no room for him!
He's gone down smoothly!
Carry, go out!
Now, a headlock by...
Dyson and Kimura!
Now, and...
The situation is bad!
And now, Dyson has been carried from above!
Carry is taking the top of the tower!
And now, is he trying to take back?
Is he trying to back off?
Back off, back off!
He's trying to back off!
Now, it's a touchdown!
It's a touchdown!
Now, a touchdown is accepted!
Now, a side-to-side fight is going on!
A side-to-side fight is going on!
Oh, it's a tight fight!
It's a tight fight, but...
Are you okay?
Now, it's too late!
It's too late from behind!
And now...
A headlock by Dyson and Kimura!
It's a headlock!
Dyson and Kimura don't like it.
Dyson and Kimura look like they don't know what's going on.
Oh, wait! Dyson and Kimura's eyes have changed!
Kimura-chan and Kouri are riding side by side. A headlock!
Now, a headlock!
Now, Kimura did it with his mouth! Kimura did it with his mouth!
And now, is he going to fall?
Is he going to fall into the sleeper? Is he going to fall into the sleeper?
He's going to fall into the sleeper! And now, it's Carrie Higashino!
And now, it's Jackie Ayokoda!
Four people have entered the starting line!
Now, Jackie Ayokoda has jumped in!
Oh, a fierce kick! A serious kick!
A serious kick! He's not wearing socks today!
He's not wearing socks under his ring shoes!
He's different from his usual variety show appearance!
Now, it's Yonnojika! Yonnojika is about to enter the ring!
And now, it's Akiyesu Ken! Akiyesu Ken has entered the ring!
Akiyesu Ken has entered the ring! His expression is distorted! His expression is distorted!
Oh, Jackie Ayokoda has jumped in!
But he won't let go! He won't let go! This is serious!
He's raising his head! He's laughing! He's laughing!
This is...this is...this is considered a give-up!
But it was a good exchange! It was a good exchange, Kimura-chan!
Akiyesu Ken has grabbed Jackie Ayokoda's arm.
Kimura-chan managed to escape!
Even if Akiyesu Ken grabs one of his arms now...
There is no doubt that it is serious! Jackie Ayokoda!
It's funny how many people have entered the ring!
It's a little scary, Kimura-chan!
Akiyesu Ken has grabbed Kimura's side!
It's painful! It's painful! And she kicks him up from behind!
She kicks him up from behind! It's serious! It's serious!
It looks like it's going to hurt today! It's going to be painful!
And now, nobody is going to help her! Nobody is going to help her!
Not even Karin Higashi!
There is a possibility that she will fall!
Kimura-chan is crying! Kimura-chan is crying!
Kimura-chan is in danger! Kimura-chan is in danger!
Kimura-chan is in danger! She looks like she's in trouble!
But Kimura-chan is angry! Kimura-chan is angry!
Kimura-chan is almost in a fight!
Kimura-chan is in a fight!
Now, the gentleman is being pushed away and told to touch him...
But Kimura-chan is being cut off!
And now, it's time for Karin Higashi!
Today's opponent is a female pro-wrestler, but...
Back drop!
And is she going to hold him back?
She's going to use her arms!
Karin Higashi has escaped!
She's in a position where she can use her arms!
Now, her arms are going to break!
She's in a complete situation!
Give up! Give up! Give up!
The fight ended with Karin Higashi using her arms!
It was a fight betting on JD's will!
Karin Higashi and Kibura-chan's pair has been won!
Karin...
Yes?
Your arms...
You came here to win for real, so I'm telling you...
You came here to win for real, so I'm telling you... you gave up!
Karin, you did well!
Karin, you...
You took my belt, what will you do?
You don't need it, do you?
Karin, you smell like an old woman!
And the winner of the final match is...
Potato-singer Paison Kibura!
How about this?
This?
A coffee cup!
This?
A coffee cup!
Is there only a coffee cup?
There is!
Two people can sit on it!
Oh, two people can sit on it!
Two people can sit on it!
Like this...
It's so tight!
This picture is so cool!
Everyone is laughing!
Wow! It's pretty fast!
Wow! Wow! Wow!
I'm in a good mood!
Wait! Wait! Wait!
I'm in a good mood!
Wow! Wow! Wow!
Are you okay?
Thank you very much!
I'm not in a good mood!
Where are we going next?
Sky Cycle!
I don't know where it is, but let's go!
Let's go there!
It was hard! What are you going to do?
What?
You didn't use your strength!
I don't want to do it!
What?
It's not that easy!
Let's go up!
It's like going around in a circle like this.
Oh, I see!
Like this, two of us.
This is also very cool!
And...
This is scary!
Can't we go any further?
Let's go a little further!
What are you doing?
Wow! This is scary!
This is...
You can't go in and out at the same time.
You have to go in and out as it is.
Hooray!
We are Pawan Tengaku and Kenzaki!
Merry Christmas.
Patrol like you always do.
Roger!
Hooray!
What's going on?
Thanks to the trash cannon,
the bird that turned into a trash can is about to die!
We have to report this to the police station!
Nakai, take that.
Nakai, how is it?
Nakai!
I'm going to make you call me "unfamiliar Nakai"!
- Take it, Nakai. - I'm sure you'll fall in love with me!
- Take it, Nakai. - I can't help it!
Electronic...
...magic!
Mic in!
One-two, one-two, one-two!
One-two!
That's an electronic mic check!
One-two!
You're trying to tell me something, aren't you?
One-two!
What is it?
Underneath the trash can...
One-two!
...a bird is being crushed.
Hurry up and save it!
One-two!
What did you say?!
Yo!
I heard you!
You came for me, chief!
Isn't it dangerous?!
Look at this place!
We have to do something!
We're still alive!
Hurry up and save it!
One-two!
Electronic...
...magic!
One-two!
Electronic...
...magic!
Electronic...
...magic!
Red crane...
Blue crane...
Crane, crane, crane, crane, crane, crane...
On board!
On board complete!
Let's go!
(Grunting)
Face forward!
OK!
Face forward!
(Grunting)
Yes! Now! Fly fast!
Yes!
(Laughter)
Thank goodness! We did it!
We did it!
Everyone! When you're picking up trash...
Don't do it!
(Laughter)
Ah, this is good!
Cute, cute!
This is good!
No, it won't open!
Beaver!
It's cute!
(Laughter)
Let's go with this!
(Laughter)
This is good!
Oh, what is this?
What is it?
A donkey?
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
Oh, you're eating, aren't you?
Why?
Let's say...
There's meat over here.
It's called cheek meat.
It's good.
What's with the face?
I can't imagine eating this part.
Hey...
W-what...
You're gross!
Oh, Hiko, I'm sorry for all the trouble you've caused me.
Right?
This is our side dish.
Again.
Right?
It's red, isn't it?
Thank you for today.
Sometimes.
And when I'm busy again, I think of this again.
Look.
Look, he's coming.
Huh?
In reverse.
Earth about.
I'm going to invite him again.
Hey! Can I talk to you for a second?
Can I talk to you for a second?
I'm sorry. Are you okay? Is the store still open?
Why are you doing that?
Well, today...
I don't know if it's a party or not, but...
Today is...
Actually...
It's a birthday party for a friend of ten years.
Isn't it?
It's a funny story, but...
You're a sportsman, aren't you?
Today I'd like to ask you...
Sports...
You don't have any special sports goods you'd like to give...
for a birthday present, do you?
I'll leave it to you.
You know it already, don't you?
Or not?
If you don't know it, get out of my way!
Anyway...
Get out of my way!
We don't have much time.
It's New Year's Eve and we don't have much money.
We can't buy expensive things.
Yes, yes.
This one.
Wear it this year too.
Wear it like this.
Hold it like this.
Mom, it's an accident! I became a detective!
Shut up, you idiot!
Who would understand you like this?
It's old, it's old.
I was born in 1938 and I'm barely alive like you.
Aaaaaah!
Nagamichi!
Hey, you! Come here, quick!
It's hard to get over there, if you go that deep.
It's got nothing to do with you, Indian.
You came to a sports goods store, so you don't need it.
I'm not going to leave it to you. I'm going to have you decide it here.
You know, you've said it many times, you golf lover.
You're a golf lover, aren't you?
Is there something like a golf club?
There is, isn't there? A golf club.
Like, "I'm playing now!"
I'm playing now!
I'm not playing! I'm not playing!
Can't you say something?
If you say something like that, Komatsu will stop you.
You can't play like that. "I'm not playing! I'm not playing!"
You can be confident about it.
So...
Do you know a golf club?
There's something like that, right?
Yeah, I don't know much about golf, but...
Yeah, bring it to me.
Hurry up, we don't have much time.
Golf club...
Golf club and Tamori club!
It has nothing to do with it!
Not at all!
It's so embarrassing!
When I wear it, it's good because it's high.
But when I take it off, it's terrible!
I'm begging you, you bastard!
Bastard!
Do it properly!
Of course you will! On the special edition of New Year's Day, you will be very popular!
Shut up! What are you talking about, you devil's dog?
Even if you don't exist, you can't take over the world!
Is that so?
What are you thinking about?
That's enough! I don't have a golf club anymore! I don't care what you do!
You know, he plays golf and also plays tennis.
Do you have a tennis racket? Do you really have one? If you don't, tell me you don't.
Do you really have one? Hurry up and tell me you have one!
Even now you are late.
Yes, yes, yes, this one.
Oh, the recent tennis racket has changed.
Is this how you play tennis racket?
Is this how you swing it?
Is it okay like this?
This is a denim jacket.
A tennis racket?
A tennis racket and a denim jacket have nothing to do with each other.
Can you bring me a tennis racket?
This is a denim jacket, isn't it?
And this is a tennis racket.
How can they be different?
I mean, there is a tennis racket!
Why do you bring it when you have it?
You could have brought it earlier!
Why do you do that?
You have it!
Ha-han!
Are you a wasabi?
You make me angry!
You have nothing to do with it!
I've seen it on TV.
Muscle training is popular these days.
With a tennis racket.
Can you do it at home?
You have it, don't you?
Bring me a tennis racket!
A racket!
Get out of my way!
Bring me a racket!
Is this a tennis racket?
Can you let me use it?
Hold it like this.
It's quite heavy.
It's not a tennis racket.
It's a pork cutlet racket!
One, two, three, four!
Pork cutlet!
This is a pork cutlet!
From Montreal to Canada!
Pork cutlet!
Now!
[Applause and cheering]
Kento school No. 2!
No. 2! No. 2!
Itao school president!
Itao school visitor!
Hey, you got it!
I didn't get it!
You didn't get it!
You're lucky, heart.
Hey, I got it!
Let's go drink together!
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