AISubs v3.5
Coach, I can't do it anymore. I can't run anymore.
You idiot! What are you thinking about?!
Who's going to run?! Who's going to go?! That's right! You!
You go and turn right!
Idiot! Idiot! Idiot! Idiot!
I'm dying!
Is that right?
I can't stop laughing.
I'm so hungry that I can't even look at the weather forecast.
I don't have much time, but I have to go to the party, but it's suddenly raining.
I can't go to a party with a wet mouse like this.
It's not like I'm a good guy with water on me.
Why don't you laugh at all?
Let's laugh a little.
I came to buy an umbrella today.
You always have three conditions when you buy an umbrella, don't you?
One is strong.
Two are light.
Is it low price?
Do you know that much?
What are you?
Is your head expensive?
I don't care about that.
You know that, right?
Hurry up and bring it.
I have to go soon.
Hurry up.
I'm sorry.
It suddenly rained like a skull.
I can't stand it.
Right.
Like this.
Birds, Birds, Birds.
They are born like this.
So they are like this.
What are you?
Who are you?
I don't know what you're talking about!
Why did you buy a silver coin?
You should have bought an umbrella!
You don't know what you're talking about, do you?
If you don't know what you're talking about, you'll have to say hello to the queen of S.M.!
Get up! Get up!
Get up!
Wake up!
We don't have much time! Get up!
You have to get up!
You don't look like you're lying down!
You have something, don't you?
What do you call it? Something we can recommend you!
You have something you can recommend me, don't you?
You don't have to have it here!
What?
You don't have to have it!
What are you thinking about?
You're annoying!
I'm playing alone in the shadows.
Chan hasn't come home yet.
Chan!
Do it properly!
You're making me do it for a long, long time!
That's enough! You're going to sell out like this!
You just brought what you had there! I know that!
That's not it!
There's something easier to stab with! Something easier to stab with!
An umbrella is easier to stab with!
Hang in there!
Like this!
It's not like I'm crying because I'm sad.
Rather, I'm happy.
Because you, Toshihiko-san...
Because you, Toshihiko-san, called me "mom" for the first time!
Who is Toshihiko-san?!
Entry No. 1, Toshihiko-san!
At least you do it, Toshihiko-san! What's the use of you two introducing me?
If only you two do it, wouldn't Toshihiko-san do it for me?
You know that much, don't you?
What are you thinking about?
It's not like that! It's not like that! It's not like that!
It's not like that! What am I saying?
It's not like that! There must be something like that!
That... that... yes, yes, yes!
That... look! Look, look, look!
That umbrella, you know?
When you swing it, look! When you don't swing it, look!
You know, it gets in the way, doesn't it?
And it's so compact and organized!
Umbrellas are actually pretty bulky, you know?
Umbrellas are umbrellas, but they're bulky, you know?
You must be laughing a lot, aren't you?
Look at that laughing face of yours!
Wow!
Bring me that folding one!
That folding one!
Stop it!
That folding one!
That one!
You can't sleep with a broken tatami!
So even if you're tired, you can't sleep!
This is a cut!
This is... this is a mess!
This... close it!
Um... um... director Kishimoto, if you see this, you'll get in trouble!
Close it! I don't know why you're doing this!
Hurry up and take it!
That's enough! Close it!
Um... I don't know why you're doing this!
Can you stop it already?!
I'm not here to play around with you!
Right?! You're laughing and laughing and laughing!
I'm telling you, we don't have much time!
Um... yes, yes! That one!
Even if you're carrying a luggage, you can just one- touch it, right?
You know, the one you can just one-touch with one finger?
That one! Hurry up and bring it!
Hurry up and bring it!
I'll kill you!
I'm so angry!
Right, right, right!
I'll one-touch it and press the button!
Isn't it beautiful?!
It's so shiny!
It's so soft!
How bent and how it's turning!
Give me an applause!
It's hot, hot, hot!
Close it! Unzip it! Close it! Unzip it!
Which one, you weirdo?
Are you satisfied now?!
This is a good place.
"The Battle"!
In this segment, in order to answer your concerns and advice...
Matsumoto and Hamada will risk their lives in battle!
Nana-san! The penalty game is...
Pong!
It's kick!
Pong it up!
Matsumoto's here!
Game start!
Ready!
So, what's the penalty game?!
Flower Rock!
You're out of your mind!
What do you think?!
Go play! Go play!
Go ahead! Go ahead!
Let's play some music!
Go ahead! Go ahead!
Can you see their tears?!
They're crying!
So...
Here's the penalty game!
Ladies and gentlemen...
This penalty game is...
This is...
Please go inside the cage and get some of Orion's stuffed animals!
Blue ones!
Koutai!
No, no, it's Koutai! Koutai!
Get that!
Koutai! Now!
Oh, oh, it's hard to take it off. Should I do it inside?
It's okay, it's okay.
Um...
What are you doing?!
Why are you surprised?!
Don't tell me it's upside down!
Hey, go over there!
Don't tell me it's upside down!
Tell me now! Tell me now!
Don't tell me it's upside down!
Tell me!
Don't tell me it's upside down!
Yes!
It's messed up!
It's upside down!
Now, Mr. Morino, go ahead!
Don't tell me it's upside...
Alright!
What are you doing?!
Who the hell are you?!
That's it! That's it!
This is it!
Alright!
Hey!
Mr. Karuma is trapped!
He's moving! He's moving!
Hey, stop!
Mr. Karuma is trapped!
It's Kinori!
It's Kinori! It's Kinori!
He's moving! He's moving!
Mr. Karuma is trapped!
Why did you say that?
Ready!
Karuma is trapped!
So, who was faster?
Hurry up!
Karuma is trapped!
Hurry up!
You are definitely faster!
What?
I did it!
Come on!
What?
You are slow!
What?
So, let's play hide and seek!
So fast!
Time's up!
What's that?
I see! You took off your jacket and shot it on TV!
It's perfectly round!
Why?
It's a lie! It's round!
I don't know!
I can think of a lie, too!
You did it on purpose!
Okay!
This!
Mirror!
Here I go!
You are slow!
I will win this time, too!
(Music)
One more time!
Not yet!
One more time!
Not yet!
(Bell rings)
End!
Now!
I forgot to separate them.
Hahaha!
I'm so stupid!
I can't separate them!
Hahaha!
Wait a minute!
Hahaha!
I can't separate them!
Hahaha!
I'm so stupid!
I can't separate them!
Hahaha!
Let's be careful!
Now!
Wait a minute!
Hahaha!
Wait a minute!
Hahaha!
Wait!
Hahaha!
Let's try!
Now!
Will the result be like this!?
*thud*
What's happening!?
Why!?
Run! Run away!
Are you going to kill yourself!?
I'm going to kill myself!
*scream*
I'm going to kill you!
*screams and laughter*
Who are you!?
Hot!
Is it me?
Hot! Hot! Hot!
I'm sorry!
Who is it?
Hey, are you running away?
Run! Run! Run!
Scary! Scary! Scary! Scary!
Yoshida Miho!
Eight-month-old baby!
Shinkansen and cheaters are faster on Shinkansen!
So everyone, please write down what you think about this competition!
We've decided!
We're having fun together.
We're friends.
That's right!
Well...
Thank you for your hard work!
Emergency!
A new prank camera!
Um...
What should we do with this?
A new prank camera.
I see.
Today, we're at Higashi-no-Kouji.
We don't have this here!
We have a prank camera that can't be prevented.
Oh, we can't prevent this!
We can't prevent it.
I see.
Everyone, please write down what you think about this competition!
Yes!
As planned.
Higashi-no-Kouji will be here soon.
No one will win.
Please enjoy watching it at any time.
The restaurant is located in the city of Onancho, which is located in the south of Kyoto.
It's a prank!
You scared me!
It's a lie!
It's all a lie!
It's a prank!
It's a lie!
Welcome to Kyoto!
Camera, camera!
It's a lie!
Good morning.
Thank you for coming.
Can we start from here?
Yes.
By the way...
Yes?
Your hair...
It looks like katayaki, doesn't it?
Yashori!
Look!
It's a prank!
Look!
You didn't know?
You scared me!
It's a prank!
It's a lie!
This kamaboko is also a lie!
It's a lie!
You scared me!
Cut it out!
How was it?
You!
How was it?
It's delicious, isn't it?
If you say that, I'll do that!
What?
Yes, please.
Yes!
Please take me to Hotel Yokoh in Akasaka.
Yes, understood.
Oh!
It's a customer's head!
It looks like katayaki soba!
What?!
Hey!
Stop it!
Itadakimasu!
(Let's eat!)
It's so good!
Hey!
Stop it!
Look!
Prank!
Look!
Prank camera!
It's a lie!
This is a lie!
It's a prank camera!
Prank camera! Prank camera!
I'm surprised!
I'm the first!
You're shaking!
My ears are shaking so much!
I'm telling you, this is not a prank!
You're getting the prank wrong!
This is not a prank!
Yakuza is scary! I'm scared!
It was a prank!
What is this?!
This is not a prank!
Okay, look at the camera and say "success" and "V"!
Let's say "V" at the end!
Okay, success!
I'm going to take it off.
It's okay.
That's disgusting.
Disgusting.
I'm going to take it off.
"Karasa wa kara mawari ni" (Darkness envelops me)
"Ochite ikimasu yo" (Darkness falls on me)
"Kara kara kara kara, ochite ikimasu yo" (Darkness falls on me)
"Ochite ikimasu yo" (Darkness falls on me)
- Are you okay, Yoko? - Yes, I'm fine.
This is the royal doctor's hideout.
- Aren't you scared? - It hurts!
- It doesn't hurt, it just hurts! - Does it hurt? Are you okay?
But it's okay! Even if I'm scared, the baby inside me will protect us!
That's right!
The two of us will defeat the royal doctor and protect the peace of Earth!
- Yes! - Then let's go!
Huh? What's that?
It's the royal doctor!
- Yoko! - Help me!
- It was you two! - That's right!
- Help me! - You two!
I know you two will come.
What are you laughing at?
- Oh, it's the royal doctor's doll! - What are you laughing at?
What is this thing?!
I'm sorry for meeting you like this!
Are you okay?!
This hole is 30 meters deep.
Get off me!
What are you doing?
You are an idiot, aren't you?
What are you doing?
Yugo fell into the hole!
Help me! I can't live without Yugo!
Idiot is dancing!
Think of me as Yugo and live on!
I will live on!
I can't live like this!
Help me!
I fell into the hole!
Ahoohaho rope!
Ahoohaho rope is a rope that can withstand the weight of 100,000 tons made of composite metal.
It's short!
It's 30 meters long!
Help me!
It's long!
Ahoohaho long rope!
Ahoohaho long rope is a rope that can withstand the weight of 100,000 tons made of composite metal.
It's twice as long as before!
It's short!
Why is it short?
It's longer!
Ahoohaho chain!
Ahoohaho chain is a rope made of metal that looks like a diamond.
It's a chain tied with a very weak plastic.
It's short!
Will it break?
Help me!
What's wrong with you?
Why are you laughing?
Yugo, are you okay?
I can't breathe!
What did you say?
This hole is about to split into three pieces.
You only have one minute left.
Hauman, do something!
What's wrong with you?
Ahoohaho vacuum!
I see! So you vacuum her up, right?
Yeah!
Hurry up and do it!
I won't let you do that!
What are you talking about?!
Now's the chance, Roman!
Hurry up and do it!
Yeah!
Faster!
Faster, Roman!
A little more!
More!
More, more, more!
Give me more power!
What's wrong?!
The gyuzu flew away!
Are you really stupid?!
Yeah!
- Papa? - Yes?
- I'm going to die soon, right? - Don't be stupid!
- I know! I'm going to die soon! - What are you saying?!
Today, the number one person in the world will come and visit you!
- That's right! - Right? - You're lying! - I'm not lying!
- There's no way the number one person in the world will come! - The number one person in the world will come!
Hello!
It's true! I'm number one in the world!
Well, I almost came in third place this year, but...
I came in first place this year, too.
Congratulations!
But... how can you come in first place in the world?
- Well... for example, there are people in fifth place in the world, right? - Yes.
But... even if those people are in fifth place in the world...
I'm in first place in the world.
There are men in South America who say I'm in eighth place in terms of wealth.
That's not true. I'm in first place.
When I think about it...
I was made to start from seventeenth place.
- I see. - That was the hardest time for me.
I was often bullied by people in twelfth place.
Back then, I always stayed at ninth place's house.
I see.
- Number one person in the world... - Yes? - Can you shake my hand? - Yes.
I'll do my best.
- You did it for me. - Yes.
- Caballero. - Yes? - Last year, I was in ninth place. - I'm in first place.
- This year, I'm in ninth place? - I'm in first place.
- What if I were in second place? - You're in first place in the world.
It's not second place.
- World No. 1. - Yes.
Can I become world no. 1 too?
Excuse me.
Hello. What?
Someone says I'm second place?
That person is seventh place.
A woman in seventh place, right?
Is that what you're saying?
What kind of saying is that?
I get it.
I'll be there soon.
He's here!
He's cool.
He's here!
It's been a while.
You're wearing a medium-sized blonde.
You're the one who put this up, right?
- This is a hair mail. - It arrived?
It arrived. Wait for it.
Sorry.
Why is he always like this?
He's just born like this.
Why is it a hot punch?
It's hot.
You two don't get along.
We're usually like this.
Sorry.
For doing this.
No, it's fine.
Shall we sing?
Go ahead.
What do you want to hear?
Bosnia and Herzegovina.
That's a good one.
That's what I want to hear.
Really?
Even if it's not, it's fine.
Then Bosnia and Herzegovina.
Got it.
Can I introduce you?
I'm sorry.
Now, the singer who was reborn, Itaho Itsuji is back.
The first song.
Let's sing.
Itaho Itsuji and Bosnia and Herzegovina.
Why are you late?
You are so cool.
What is it?
Let's go.
He hasn't changed at all.
He is changing.
Something is wrong with you.
I hope you can go soon.
Wait a minute.
I'm waiting in the third warehouse.
It's not in the third warehouse.
I'm going first.
It's not in the third warehouse.
You haven't changed at all.
I'm going to play golf, too.
It's been a while since you played golf.
Let's call him.
Today's guest is...
Ryu Sakamoto.
Let's call him.
- It's my first time. - I don't think you can do it.
- Which one do you want me to shoot? - The other one.
- I'm terrible, but I don't know anything. - I don't know anything.
- I have a club ready for you. Which one do you want? - Do I shoot with my left hand?
- If you want to shoot with your left hand, use it. - I see.
- Try to swing it yourself. - It's my first time swinging it.
I've never held it before.
I don't know how to hold it.
- That's good! - That's good!
- Try swinging it with your right hand. - With my right hand?
- Maybe it's your right hand. - I don't know.
I'll decide whether it's my right hand or my left hand here.
- That's funny! - It's sand.
Maybe it's my left hand.
- What do you think? - I think it's my left hand.
- If you want to shoot with your left hand, use it. - I won!
- I don't know. - I don't know.
- Let's start with you, professor! - Which one do you want me to shoot with?
- With your club. - Let's do it.
- Let's shoot! - Let's shoot!
- Will it fly? - It doesn't have a bullet.
- Who said that?
- Do you swing it like this? - Yes, like that.
Oh! It came out! It came out!
- You hit it calmly! - It came out!
- What? - It's OK!
- Now, Mazumoto-san's... - Wow, I'm getting nervous!
- Will it hit? - Ah, it's good!
- It's great! - It's good, isn't it?
Oh, Mazumoto-san! Mazumoto-san! What's wrong?
- No, I'm in trouble today. - Are you OK?
- Mazumoto-san, you're out! - What? Am I out?
- Of course you are! - No way!
- Of course you are! - Really? - Yes!
- Professor, what will you do? Will you forgive him? - Well, I can't forgive him.
- You can't forgive him, can you? - No, no, no!
It's OK if you hit it!
- Yes! - Wow!
- Wow! It came out cleanly! - Wow!
- Mazumoto-san! - I won! I won!
- I won!
- Will you hit it till the end, professor? - It's like you're aiming for a bunker.
- It came back! It came back! - It came back!
Professor, it came back!
Um, hit it with your flag!
OK!
Mazumoto-san! Mazumoto-san!
Mazumoto-san, you're out! Mazumoto-san, you're out next!
- Hey, it's not funny at all! - What?
Don't say things you don't mean!
We haven't even started yet and you're saying things you don't mean!
Nice! Nice shot!
This is wonderful!
Look at his face!
It went straight! Straight! Straight! It came back!
- Nice shot! - That's amazing!
I'm popular!
Yes!
It's good.
OK, OK.
OK, OK!
You've done it before, haven't you?
I'll tell you the secret.
Professor!
I told you not to use your strength!
That's right!
But I'll do it now!
Oh!
Nice!
But you pushed it in!
OK!
That's it for the final hole!
Professor, how was it?
It's your first time playing golf, isn't it?
Well, I've never done it before.
Oh!
It's kind of interesting.
It's frustrating to lose, isn't it?
It's frustrating to lose, isn't it?!
To a guy like me!
That's right!
Even if it's just one shot!
That's right.
Right?
It's kind of interesting.
I'm feeling it now.
It feels good to fly straight.
Right?
It's a good trend.
How about you, Masuo-san?
Me?
For me...
Well...
It's my second time.
Right.
I tried it and...
How do I say it?
It's like...
It feels good, doesn't it?
Right!
How do I say it?
It's exciting and...
Right, right!
People say it a lot, don't they?
That...
If it's golf tomorrow...
Right.
You won't be able to sleep.
You'll be nervous.
You won't need an alarm clock.
You'll wake up really early in the morning.
Right?
I don't know about that feeling anymore...
(NEXT EPISODE PREVIEW)
In this faintly dirty world...
If there is only one truth...
It may be love!
People are beautiful and strong because of love!
There are two people who believe in that love and continue to fight day and night!
People call them "marriage pioneers"...
And call them "love, love, fire"!
(NEXT EPISODE PREVIEW)
Meguppe, do you really think we can defeat Daichan?
Yeah, Meguppe was thinking about it, too.
No matter how many times we attack him, it doesn't work on him.
What?
Hey, boss!
You're Meguppe, right?
Of course I am! Where do you come from?
I'm glad you like it.
Is that so?
Yes, it is.
What's wrong with you?
I heard a distant voice, like a male wolf calling me.
What are you talking about?
I'm not calling you!
You know, we were wondering how we could defeat Daichan.
That's why we have you, Abeta and Kinako.
Look at this.
What's that?
When you're in danger...
...if you put these pendants together...
...this one's the real one.
I don't know!
Your special powers will explode.
Daichan, who succeeded in his experiment of becoming a giant...
...will now tell us about how he became a giant...
...and about how he likes to play with his clothes.
Meguppe!
Yes!
Let's go!
Okay!
This is the time for your special powers!
Come on, Daichan!
Hang in there!
You can do it!
Hurry up, Daichan!
We're right here!
You can't stop me like you can stop Daichan!
Akira Kitagawa and Megumi Minamimura...
...when their love for each other burned and their double love power reached 100...
...they...
...they decided to get married and transform into Love, Love, Fire!
- Where have you been all this time?! - I'm back!
- Akira Fire! - Peg Fire!
- Who are you?! - Love, Love, Fire!
Do you think you can defeat me with that?!
That's right, Akira Fire! Remember that!
The king's words! If you use this pendant, something might happen!
- Ah! Peg Fire! - Yeah!
- You have to match it with this pendant! - That's right!
(AKIRA FIRE & MEGUPPE FIRE)
Akira Fire and Meguppe Fire...
As they dock their lovey-dovey pendants...
...the warranty period is already expired!
The famous mecha-robot, OJINGER-Z, appears!
OJINGER-Z!
- Look, Akira, it's amazing! - Meguppe, so this is the cockpit?
- It's like Imajika! - Imajika is even more amazing!
- That's right! - Oh, Meguppe, look!
- What? - It's the commander!
Imajika, watch me! I'm going to beat you up!
This is Ojinger-Z's most popular weapon...
...the ILEVAN MISSILE!
The setup takes a little time...
Akira Fire, what is that?
- Oh, that's the ILEVAN MISSILE! - Yes!
All right, let's finish this up!
ILEVAN MISSILE, FIRE!
OJINGER-Z!
OK! Let's do it, Akira!
OK, Meguppe, can you read me the manual you got from Kinako?
OK, but there's a lot of things to do and I don't know where to start.
OK, let's move it for now.
It's a warm-up, right?
OK.
Anger.
OK.
Let's do something called "anger".
I see, I see.
First of all, threaten the opponent.
Oh, that's good.
Please press this button.
This button, right?
Switch! On!
Hey!
That's good!
This robot is good!
One more time!
Switch! On!
Twice!
Now, let's go with the victory song.
The song?
Yes.
After we win?
After we win.
We can afford it.
Okay.
What do you mean?
Press this button.
Do we sing the song?
Yes, we do.
Switch...
On!
Twice!
Now, let's go with the victory song.
On!
Twice!
Now, let's go with the victory song.
"Dream of a Dinosaur", story by Dokin Kashi, "Dinosaur Deichiasaurus"
What is it?
Hey, you're not going to do it, are you?
You're right.
Are you angry?
No, I'm not!
Were you hot?
Yes, I was!
I didn't want to do something like this, either.
Is that so?
Do it!
Hurry up and do it!
Don't you have a better way?
Turn your head to the left!
Is there no other attack?
Turn your head to the right!
Attack!
Isn't it good? Isn't it good? Isn't it good?
Turn your head to the right!
Do it!
Go over there!
It's not over yet!
Redama!
Wait!
Wait?
Ojinga, it's blood!
I'm in trouble...
Ojinga! Ojinga!
It's cheese! Cheese!
Book!
Ojinga! Ojinga!
It's blood!
Ojinga! Cheese!
Building!
Ojinga! Cheese!
What?
Human?
Sports festival!
Rock!
Candle!
Lips!
Loose!
Loose?
Loose!
Sudako!
Redama!
Full moon!
Sky ball!
Racket!
Fly ball!
Did it stop?
Me?
Let's move!
Can you tell me what you're talking about?
Oh, yes.
In the city, for example...
Let's go around like this.
Oh, like in Japan?
That's right.
Look at this.
How do you say it?
But stations are places where ordinary people often go.
Yes, yes, yes.
It's better to go around like this in such a place.
Oh, it's here.
It's a club.
Welcome!
It's slow and it doesn't turn.
It's dark.
Oh, my!
It's a little funny.
It's a little silly, isn't it?
You haven't taken off your clothes yet, have you?
Oh, my!
You're suddenly getting crazy.
It's funny!
What's going on now?
Oh, my!
It's fast, isn't it?
What should we do?
It's dark.
Oh, again!
Oh, wait a minute!
What is it? What is it?
You came to wash your hair, didn't you?
It's frozen.
What should we do?
Oh, good!
You're back!
Yes, I'm back!
I see!
That's right!
I came here aiming for only one thing!
Here it is!
Here you are!
Thank you!
Well, at least one thing came to me.
And what he's doing in front of me is...
In front of me is...
What is he doing?
He's doing something like a crime.
Oh, you noticed it.
You noticed my mistake?
No, I didn't notice it.
It's not here.
I see.
What are you doing?
What is he doing?
He's washing his hands all of a sudden.
Oh, all of a sudden!
All of a sudden!
Oh, he's washed his hands.
I think he's already thought about it.
He's already thought about it.
What is he going to do after this?
Oh, he's going into the hot spring.
What is he doing?
What kind of stupidity is this?
Whose stupidity is this?
Okay, let's go.
Well...
Are you going to take a bath or not?!
What's with you, Kineton?!
Now, let's see your award.
Oh, this is a good award!
I did it!
You did a lot of things in a short period of time.
That's right. A lot of things came out.
That's right. And you used what you had in the bath.
Thank you very much!
Thank you for your hard work!
Here it is.
Oh, here it is!
You've already won 10 yen!
You've already won about 20 yen!
Hey, turn around!
What in the world is this?!
You can't line up, can you?!
You poured water on me!
I can tell if you're a good person or a bad person!
I did a lot of things in a short period of time.
I see.
So I'm going to do a lot of things in a short period of time.
About that...
I'm going to do a lot of things in a short period of time.
If you're a bad person...
I'm going to drink a lot of water.
Why are you drinking water?!
It's bad!
You can't line up now.
There's nothing you can do about it.
You can't line up!
Where are you going?!
Oh, you're wrong! You're wrong!
You're wrong! You're wrong!
You're stuck in your thoughts!
You were trying to go somewhere!
Your back turned red!
Thank you, sir.
Hey!
Where are you going?!
Thank you, sir.
I see!
Wasn't he pretty good?
I'm sure you had a lot of fun today.
It was 100%!
That's good!
Yes.
That's good.
I knew you'd be good at drinking water.
You're a master of drinking water.
Yes, yes.
I knew you'd be good at drinking water.
It looked good.
Maybe you'll have a disability in the future.
You did it.
That was good, wasn't it?
Yes, it was.
Thank you for your hard work.
One last person.
Stop!
You can't do that!
I didn't do anything!
I'm an idiot!
I didn't even take off my pants!
What are you doing?!
Do you have any confidence?
What?!
Let's do it one more time!
If you say it so strongly, let's do it one more time!
5%?!
So...
The third round is over.
Let's think about it.
About the guy in the east.
That's good!
Let's do the second round!
Really?
I won't let you do it!
For me...
If you end up like this...
That's right!
Anyway, this time...
It's the lowest score again.
It doesn't matter.
I'll accept it.
Let's do it!
Yes!
What are you doing?!
That's all for today!
This has been "Pokemon Show"!
End of show!
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From now on...
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Wow!
Where is the tissue?
This is amazing!
I'm sorry.
You stink!
It's been a while, Itao-san.
What's up with you?
No, it's not like that.
Mom, I just went over there.
What?
Well... Sunday.
Well...
I thought you might like this, so I brought it over.
What's up with you?
What?
What's up with you?
Mom, this is...
This is...
You stink!
What's up with you?
What are you wearing?
I'm not wearing anything!
You're wearing a coat with a set of two! What are you wearing?
Can you cut this out?! You're so ugly.
Cut it out!
You're so ugly! You're so ugly!
You're ugly! You're ugly!
Don't say that!
What is this?!
What is it?
What is it?!
An erotic book!
Ugh! It's scary!
What are you looking at?!
You're annoying!
I wish you'd look at that book too!
You're funny.
Is this your youth?!
Get out of here! You're annoying!
What is it?!
Are you cutting it out?!
I'm not cutting it out! You're so ugly!
Cut it out!
I'm not cutting it out!
Are you okay with this?!
It hurts, but I have a way of laughing.
You have a way of laughing?!
Don't say that!
Cut it out! Cut it out!
Get out of here!
Get out of here! Get out of here!
What is it?!
You're starting to look like your father!
Huh?!
You used to look like that weird old man.
Huh?!
Yesterday, too, Mark.
Don't say that!
If you weren't here, I'd have broken up with you!
If you break up with me, your father and mother break up with you, Mark...
Which one of you will come with me?
What are you saying?!
Get out of here! You're annoying!
What is it?!
I'm going to kill you!
What?!
I'm going to kill you!
No, you won't be killed!
Your mother won't be killed!
Get out of here!
Get out of here! Get out of here!
You don't like this, do you?!
I don't need it!
Don't say that!
It's cool!
This is cool!
Huh?!
It's not like a bondo.
What's that?!
Mr. Manajiro, take care!
Thank you.
Everyone...
Idiot!
It's raining!
Wait a minute!
Mark!
It's raining!
Clean up!
Idiot!
I feel this way
Doesn't matter what I say
There are no words
Good love
When I feel this way
Well...
I'm sure your wife couldn't come because of some urgent business, could she?
I'm sorry for making you worry
Not at all
Oh, right!
Will you go out with me for a drink?
With pleasure
Well, cheers
Shall we play some music that goes well with this Gibraltar?
Well...
Celery
Certainly
MAMA MAMA MAMA MAMA
Bye-bye, bye-bye!
Not today!
Bye-bye, bye-bye!
I'll show you what I can do!
[He's trying to get out of the chair]
Panic! Panic!
I panicked!
I'll go back to the cold place!
You scared me!
Thank you for coming!
I can't do it like this!
My breath is on fire!
I'm so scared!
He's screaming "I'm scared" and opening a right butter box.
So, show us where it is scary!
First pitch!
No, this is a scary catcher fly!
For now, Emi is spilled out.
1st place in history.
He shoots! It's a cross!
Center! Center!
It's a rider!
Outrunner! He's jumping out!
A world-class goal is sent in!
Outgetsu!
Getsu!
Fukuoka Dome, which used to be full of people.
Except for that, attention is being drawn to the sky in the fall.
Right now, both teams are exchanging greetings before the game.
No. 22 holds the position of the right batter's box.
Did Jimmy talk to him?
While laughing...
Jimmy can't catch Hamada's ball.
Outrunner!
Shibata is now home in!
1 point difference!
And...
Rather than a fight, are they hugging each other?
No, a player has come out of both teams' benches!
Yamamoto Koji is next.
Yamamoto of Acaheru.
Hamada's first pitch!
A bold swing and a miss!
Yamamoto Koji has also made a bold pitch for Hamada's first pitch!
Go!
The pitch that has risen high is a guy up!
Now, the center forward!
And then, oops! The second has flown forward!
In the end, Kudano has held the ball!
It's Hamachi Yamamoto!
Go!
You can do it in today's match!
I can do it! What are you saying?
From now on, I will show you how to do it!
Go!
You are cheeky!
You seem very confident!
Go!
Oops!
Wait a minute! Did you just get in?
Is it true?
Damn it!
Now, one point left!
He's getting better!
Looking good!
Go again!
How is it?
Nice rally!
This is...
He missed it!
He turned around!
You're the best!
You're kidding me!
Kama-chan's third throw!
He's chasing the puck and moving forward slowly.
He's in front of the keeper!
There's a little dance.
What is this dance?
Damn it!
Hamachi!
What was that paint?
I'm so frustrated!
Now, what kind of attack will Yuichiro Butcher show us?
He grabs the arrow and squeezes it as hard as he can.
His concentration seems to be increasing at the same time.
The first one is...
Hamada!
Not even Hamada!
They both missed their third and fourth arrows.
Now it's time for their fifth arrow.
But first, Yuichiro Butcher...
So close!
Is he cheating, Yuichiro Butcher?
Hamada's fifth arrow.
He's trying to catch his opponent's cheating and score a goal.
That was a mistake.
The first one is...
As expected of Hamada, who is strong in a match!
It's a strike start!
Fukui, light it up!
I'll do a strike too.
Relax and don't be nervous.
Oh, this is a good start.
Hamada starts with a strike.
How about Matsumoto?
Strike out!
As expected of him!
I'll do it!
Strike out!
Oh, I'm out of hands.
You look like you're crying!
No, no, you have to put some force into it.
What the hell is this?
Hey!
What?
Just now!
What, what, what?
You were hitting it from behind!
Even if I was hitting it, it wouldn't fly!
See, it went where it should!
Alright!
It's the next course!
I won...
But...
I won...
It's still over there!
Ah...
It went in...
Cha-pon!
Alright!
Let's eat!
One!
Two!
Three!
Four!
Wow!
I can't take it anymore!
Five!
Hurry up and say it!
Don't say you can't take it anymore!
Say it already!
Alright!
Six!
Seven!
Eight!
Nine!
Ah! It's over!
Ah! It stinks!
Can a human swim in the water?!
Dr.. Dr.. Drill's big mistake..
So, if you swim in the water, can you swim forward like a shark swimming in water?!
Let's do an experiment!
Swimming expert Pyontaro will appear!
Here you are!
Pyoko!
Pyoko! Pyoko!
Pyoko!
I hate you! You male and female foxes!
Do you think anyone will like this song?!
Now, let's blow up!
In order to lift you, we have prepared something heavy.
What? What is it?
This!
Wow! Awesome!
A balloon and two or three balloons!
I, as a doctor, should probably be able to lift you..
- Let's go! - Let's go!
- No, no, no!
- I'm out of the way! - No, no, no!
- Don't go forward! - What?
- Don't go forward!
- Where are you going?
- Forward! This way!
- My ball hurts! My ball hurts!
- Forward! This way! Forward! This way!
- Go forward! Go forward! - One ball...
- My ball hurts! My ball hurts!
- Go forward! Go forward!
- Go away! Go away!
- Go away!
- How do you feel, monkey?
- Awesome!
- Okay, then I'll go first.
- Can you climb a monkey?
- Try it!
- Wait!
- No!
- Keep going! Keep going! - Ah! Ah!
- You're alive! - What is this?!
- Huh?! - What is this?!
- Good job, kid!
- Good job is bad, you know? - Wait, wait, wait!
- Ah, you're alive! - All the way up?
- What's with my youth?! - Huh?!
- Now! Swimming or not, experiment...
Here I go!
Now!
Have fun! Have fun! Have fun flying! Turn it!
I can't get it down.
Stop it!
It's a success!
You scared me!
Why did you do that?
It's a great success!
I'm...
My mouth is dry!
Ouch!
You're fast!
It's a great success!
I'm getting closer!
You're fast!
I'm getting closer!
What do you think?
Shut up!
It was a great success!
I'm going to go see Ruffinrose's concert!
I can do it!
I can do it with my hands!
Ruffinrose!
Wow!
Let me try!
I don't even have legs!
I can do it with my hands!
Do it! Do it! It will be a memory!
I don't need a memory!
Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
I'm scared!
What are you doing?
Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
I'm really scared!
I'm getting bigger!
Wait a minute!
Ruffinrose! Ruffinrose!
Ruffinrose!
I'm not lonely anymore!
I'm going!
I'm going! I'm going! I'm going!
Ah! Ah! Ah!
Ah!
I did it!
You rocket!
I did it!
You did it!
I did it, but...
You didn't experience a miracle.
You succeeded too much!
Thank you very much!
Yoko! Hikaru! Transformed!
Transformed!
Hey, hey, talk, talk!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Yes, yes, it's a movie, it's a movie.
What's with you?!
No, I transformed!
Wake up! I won't let you do as you please anymore!
What are you talking about?
We have no choice but to do it.
It's the Toyami missile!
Hey you guys! Get out of this club room now!
Otherwise you guys will be involved in this too!
What?!
Good job, Onyama!
Hey, wait a minute!
Where's the wire?
Where's the wire?!
Alright!
This is the worst!
Transform!
Onigiri Seven!
You're no good, you bastard!
You're the only one who's fine right now!
Dan!
Give me your hand, you bastard!
Fight me, you bastard!
No, that's too much!
What are you talking about?
There's a string coming out of there!
Huh?
There's a string coming out of there!
Pull it out, you bastard!
Give me your hand, you bastard!
I'm asking you for one thing!
Give me your hand!
What will you do if something happens to me, you bastard?!
Are you going to give me to your wife?!
Pull it out, you bastard!
Hurry up and pull it out!
Are you going to pull it out?!
Yeah!
What are you doing?!
My beloved children!
Stop it, you bastard!
Stop it!
What's wrong with you?!
Stop it!
Aaaaaah!
Usa Usa Usa Pyon Pyon Pyon!
Lord Usa Usa!
I want to go to Disneyland.
You're always going to Disneyland!
I see, you want to go to Disneyland.
That's right.
Hey! I'm not going to lose!
Stop right there!
What's with you?!
This time you're going to take my attack!
What?!
What is this?!
Carrot attack!
Carrot... Carrot attack?!
Take this!
What?!
There's a carrot in front of you!
I want to eat it, I want to eat it!
Are you stupid?!
That's enough of that song! It doesn't matter anymore!
You're stupid!
Damn it!
Alright, it's my attack!
Get out of there, you bastard!
You're really going to leave like that?
Get out of there, you bastard!
Get out of there!
Lord Usa Usa, carrot attack!
It transformed!
Hey, it transformed!
It transformed!
No, no, it was this way.
(Mexo-Dempo)
Mexo-Dempo, you bastard!
Puff, puff, puff!
You're really something.
You're really cool.
Don't say things like that!
I told you to get out of my sight!
Carrot attack!
How's that?!
You're really something.
What are you doing?
What are you doing?!
I have a way of doing things too.
Is this what you're imagining in your head?!
Carrot attack!
Hey, you!
You did hit me properly!
It transformed!
You're really something!
(Girori's panting)
You'll see!
I'll save you!
Wait for me!
(Girori's panting)
I did it, Girori!
Bro! You're amazing, but you can't show off to your friends!
(Girori's panting)
Wait for me, Girori!
(Girori's panting)
Hey you!
Give it back!
Are you first class?
Give it back!
If you beat me, can I give it back?
Give it back!
Wait!
Take this!
You'll die!
Two-letter attack!
(Girori's panting)
Eh?
I don't know if I should do this...
Alright!
Man with a bucket!
(Laughter)
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No matter how clumsy you are...
If you laugh and cook, you'll lose weight!
No matter who you are...
Laugh and cook!
(Music)
Ah, that was fun!
Alright, let's call out our cooking teacher for today!
Cassie Tsukamoto from Shimanto Gara Cooking School!
Please come in!
(Music)
I'll eat it now!
(Laugh)
Hey, how are you?
You're full of energy, aren't you, teacher?
It's natural! I'm always energetic!
Yes!
Please cook for me today as well!
I will!
I will cook for you with my life!
Yes!
On behalf of my grandfather!
(Laugh)
Is that so, old man?
Yes.
Old man is already in a bad state.
Yes.
There is a proper theme.
Yes.
Boo!
(Laugh)
Please stop it, teacher!
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
There is a proper theme.
Yes!
It's already...
It's already October.
Yes.
October is the season of Kouraku.
That's right.
Speaking of Kouraku, what is it?
Lunch box!
Ah!
This is the main thing, isn't it?
Because it's a cooking program, isn't it?
That's right.
Then, today, let's think about that lunch box with everyone.
No.
What are you saying?
(Laugh)
What did you say?
What?
What are you saying?
I said it's a lunch box, didn't I? Today's theme.
So, there are good and bad things, aren't there?
Yes.
Let's really stop saying that.
What is it?
Let's say it's a lunch box or something like that.
(Laugh)
Isn't it a lunch box?
(Laugh)
There is a part where I'm being too rude like Iwashita.
(Laugh)
Isn't it a lunch box?
Let's stop it. Let's really stop it!
Yes.
Really.
Don't do it!
(Laugh)
I'm sorry.
What?
I'm sorry.
No, no.
It's fine.
Then, this is today's theme.
Today's this.
Lunchbox, lunchbox.
Lunchbox.
Yes.
Speaking of lunchboxes, what did you have?
Then it's about side dishes, isn't it?
It's about side dishes.
After all, omelet, omelet!
Sausage!
After all, hamburger, hamburger!
Um, meatball!
Meatball!
You've only had omelets for a while!
(Laugh)
No, no, no.
What?
You've only had omelets for a while!
What?
Am I an old man?
What is that?
(Laugh)
What is that?
What is an old man?
(Laugh)
Right?
What are you talking about?
Then, after all, there were various things.
So, there were various side dishes.
Hamburger and meatball.
Sausage.
There were, there were.
Yes, yes, yes.
What do you mean?
Um, side dishes are like a lump of mother's love.
That's right.
If you think about it, it's like that.
It's like a lump of mother's love.
Even if it's cold, it's delicious.
Yes, that's why it's delicious.
Because of mother's love.
Yes, that's right.
Right?
After all, my mother wasn't there.
Oh, I see.
I'm sorry.
Yes, yes.
It was a mess.
(Laugh)
Um...
Saga ate it.
(Laugh)
Ah!
(Laugh)
Ah!
(Laugh)
No, no.
I'm really sorry about the picture.
No, no.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
(Laugh)
Oh, I see.
I see.
That's why, well, everyone brought their own lunch boxes.
I was lonely.
That's right.
It was a mess.
That's right.
It was a mess.
Then, my father...
After all...
That's right.
My father made it and ate it.
My father taught me a lot of things.
(Laugh)
Right?
(Laugh)
It's hard.
I know, but...
My father...
Your father, right?
He was a pensioner.
(Laugh)
Ah!
Was he a pensioner?
His father wasn't a pensioner.
Ah...
I see.
(Laugh)
Sensei...
Like that, right?
Well, you made lunch yourself, didn't you?
That's right! So let's do our best to cheer ourselves up!
That's right!
Sensei...
Sensei, could it be...
Could it be...
Stop it.
It's nostalgic!
What?
Sensei, could it be...
Could it be...
Sensei, could it be...
You surprised me!
Well, you know...
I'm glad you're feeling better!
Let's do our best!
Right?
Let's make an omelet!
Right!
Have you ever made an omelet?
No, we haven't!
Then I'll ask you!
Please tell me the difference between an omelet and a poop!
No, it's not!
It's the difference between eatable and inedible!
What?
It's the difference between eatable and inedible!
What?
It's the difference between eatable and inedible!
You can't eat a poop, can you?
I can't!
What are you angry about?
It's the difference between a poop and an omelet!
Stop it!
What's wrong with them?
I can't believe it!
Sensei...
What did you say?
Sensei...
Isn't it a funny voice?
Let's make an omelet!
What's wrong with you?
Tell me what to do with the omelet!
Got it!
Are you ready?
Yes!
Right?
Yes!
Here's a bowl!
Right?
You can't lick the omelet!
That's right!
Cooking starts with an omelet and ends with an omelet!
Is that so?
Right?
I rarely do this kind of thing!
It's a very basic thing!
But it's important because it's basic, right?
What did you say?
I'll mix this!
What do you put in it?
Yes! When it's sweet, I put in some sugar!
Yes!
Then, give me some sugar!
Yes!
Here you go!
I feel like I'm cooking for the first time in a while!
Right?
Yes!
It's mixed, so please put it in!
Got it!
Yes! I'll put in some sugar!
That's about it!
Please say "stop", Sensei!
Yes! Stop!
Next, I'll put in some salt!
Salt!
I'll put in some salt!
Yes! I'll put in some salt!
Please say "stop"!
Yes! Yes! Yes!
Stop!
Yes!
It's been a while...
Bang!
My hand!
This way!
Same for you!
Bang!
I'll put it down!
Bang!
I hit it somewhere!
I say hello!
Bang!
My hand goes round and round!
My hand and leg go all over the place!
Bang!
What do you want to say, Odaikan-sama?!
What do you want me to say?
Huh?
You don't like it, do you?
No, I just said...
If you want to save your father, come to Odaikan- sama's mansion!
That's what you're saying, isn't it?
What are you sitting on right now?
No, it's your bed!
Hey!
What's wrong with you?!
No!
Ah!
(Music)
(Laughter)
It's about time you bought a phone.
(Laughter)
(Phone ringing)
Wake up! Wake up!
(Laughter)
(Gasps)
(Screams)
It's on fire!
It's burning!
It's hot!
It's burning!
(Screams)
(Fire alarm rings)
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Everyone, get in the truck!
[Laughter]
Chief, how was it for you as firefighters? Is it your first time?
Yes, it's my first time and I think it was excellent.
Oh, really?
But we don't know when and where the fire will happen, so I'd like you all to cooperate with fire prevention.
Got it!
Thank you for your hard work.
Thank you very much for today!
Thank you!
Thank you very much!
The judge's teacher and my witness are judge Joe Mazumoto and his teacher!
Before the performance, there was something a little unpleasant.
I will resolve it for you.
Thank you for having me.
Oh, something terrible has happened, hasn't it?
Oh, something bad has happened, hasn't it?
Oh, is that so?
Has it been resolved?
Oh, it has been resolved. Thank you for having me.
Thank you for having me.
Now, next to Mazumoto is the former singer, Yuu!
Well, it's just now, isn't it?
Something unpleasant.
I see.
Please resolve it for me.
Yes.
Hey! Hey!
Stop it! Stop it!
Stop it!
Stop it! Stop it!
Yes, Ms. Miyu.
The age of the children...
Ah, you want me to ask you this?
Yes.
What about the first mother?
The eldest will soon be 26 years old.
26 years old!
Now, the second mother.
The eldest will be 25 years old.
What about the third mother?
The eldest will be 27 years old.
If you had any illness...
I'd like you to know.
I have to tell you this.
Now, the first mother.
I'm depressed.
Depressed?
That's what you look like!
It hurts! It hurts!
What about the third mother?
Squid ink.
You're too funny!
Nice to meet you. I'm 47 years old.
Wow!
Mrs. Kanina, please!
She doesn't know!
My name is Hirata Mitsuko. I'm 49 years old.
Kanina!
I'm number 3!
Mrs. Kanina!
Please!
I'm Hiroki Yoshie. I'm 53 years old.
Wow!
53 years old...
Mr. Matsumoto!
Wait a minute!
Are you with Yugo?
No, I'm not!
You're with Yugo!
So, Mr. Matsumoto!
If you're number one, please dance for us one more time.
Are you number one?
Something's wrong!
When do you feel old?
Are you number one?
When I have a boyfriend.
I see.
Are you number two?
When it's hard to see what's close.
That's...
That's exactly what it is!
Are you number three?
When my jaw comes off.
Hama-chan, when does it come off?
It's too funny!
Since two years ago.
Every morning when I wake up, my jaw comes off.
For example, you wake up in the morning and your jaw comes off, right?
Yes.
What do you do?
I fix it.
You fix it?
Yes.
Can you fix it yourself?
Yes, I write and write.
Is that so?
Yes.
What about number four?
When you say the same thing over and over again.
That's a joke!
Are you brothers or what?!
Number three and four say "jaw disease", but what is number three's "jaw disease"?
It's a jaw dislocation.
I see.
Of course it is.
What is it called, "jaw dislocation"?
Number four!
"Jaw"!
"Jaw"?!
Fix it!
Do you still write like that?
Yes, I've had "jaw" for 20 years.
Stop it.
If you don't love me...
She's dancing!
Stop it!
She's dancing!
The way you kiss me...
She's singing!
Stop it!
You stop it!
Stop it!
Alright!
I always do this, but I want you to have a troubled voice today.
I think you'll have a lot of energy today.
Let's start with number one.
That's good.
Number two.
Number three.
Honey...
Did you say "honey"?
Number four.
You can do this, right?
You can do it, right?
Number five.
Oh, number five...
Shut up!
Who said you could say that?!
That's too much!
What are you doing?!
I don't know, I don't know, I don't know!
A big round of applause, please!
Hurry up and run!
This is disgusting!
I'm scared!
If I did this, I probably wouldn't sell.
Run, run!
Run!
Go, Shigeru!
Do it again! Do it again!
Do it again!
You can't say anything from now on.
The losers will say, "It hurts!"
Yes, yes, yes.
Plus...
The game "Be Quiet and Silent."
It seems like you were in pain.
Even if you were in pain, you can't say it out loud!
Now...
Your back went up?
Your back went up and you were surprised?
It wasn't in pain, right?
You got beaten up?
You got beaten up when you were playing ping pong, right?
Today, right?
Stop it!
Why?
Stop it!
Why do you do that? Stop it!
Hey, hey!
I didn't do anything!
Alternate! Alternate!
What is it?!
I didn't do anything, okay?!
I didn't do anything!
Isn't it...
Isn't it terrible?!
This is...
This is a terrorist!
Isn't it terrible?!
Why?!
I didn't do anything!
Excuse me, victims!
What?
Do you want a blue one?
Blue one!
Look up!
No way! I don't want to!
Look up!
I said I don't want to!
I'll make you look up with this song!
Shut up!
I'm scared!
No, this is really...
What is it?
This is really not good...
Okay, now raise your teeth!
No, wait a minute...
No, I really need to lower my teeth! Please! Now!
Please! I'm begging you! No, no, I'm serious!
It's really scary! It's really scary!
No, no, I'm serious!
No, no! Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
I really need to lower my teeth! Can you give me 4000 yen?
No, no, 4000 yen... 4000 yen...
4000 yen!
Seriously...
No, it's impossible!
Let me tell you!
High school girls are really scary!
They're really scary!
No, no, wait a minute! Wait a minute!
Wait... 7000 yen!
No, it's really scary!
Then, I really need to lower my teeth! I'm really begging you!
No, please!
High school girls! High school girls!
Ready!
We'll start from the stars!
I'm really scared!
Yes!
I'm really scared!
Are you really scared?
Even if you say it, I can't help it!
Now, let's go!
Third round!
We'll start from the stars!
Let's go! Ready...
Start!
Udo!
U! Udo! U!
U?
Third round, right?
Ume!
U-me!
She's back!
One more time, please!
Huh?
She's back!
Right now!
Where you are!
U!
U-me!
Crow!
Yes!
Watermelon.
Watermelon!
Or...
Um...
Uh...
Kamen Rider!
Kamen...
Rider!
Oh, thank you!
Oh!
Cotton swab...
Cotton swab!
She's back!
Cotton...
Cotton swab!
Cotton...
Cotton swab!
Firefly.
Firefly!
Hurry up!
U!
U...
U-me!
U!
There's no more distance!
U...
U!
I'm sorry!
I'm really sorry!
U!
U-me!
Ready!
Draw!
Now...
Open it.
O-open it.
Please open it!
Thank you!
Thank you very much!
THE TEAM FIGHT!
Hamada serves.
Now it's Hamada's turn.
Will he be able to get a side juice?
Matsumoto's team has a slow rally.
Jashino tosses it up.
Itao returns it.
Hamada tosses it.
Hamada hits it.
Has it been decided?
Jashino returns it.
It's a good match.
Both teams have exhausted their stamina,
but it's good to say it's a fierce battle.
Now it's Matsumoto's turn.
Will it be decided?
No, it won't be decided.
It won't be decided.
Nice receive.
Oh, both teams have mixed up their receives.
Now, can he get it?
It's connected.
Great team play.
And...
Hamada returns it.
The team is still in a pinch.
Hamada's receive.
He returns it.
Great receive.
Oh, how about this?
He doesn't return it.
Seven to five.
Finally, Hamada's team has won this match.
It's not good.
Now, let's go!
You can't stop me!
It's messed up!
Wow, what is this?!
Now, let's go!
Wait a minute! Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
What?!
Did you stop?
No, you can't do this!
No!
Now!
(Music)
(Whistle)
(Screaming)
Ouch! It hurts! It hurts!
(Whistle)
Hey! Hey! You didn't hit the downtown!
It just happened!
Aim properly, you guys!
You guys!
(Whistle)
(Screaming)
Who, who is serious? There is an enemy per person!
Let's go! Start!
(Music)
(Screaming)
(Whistle)
(Screaming)
(Whistle)
(Screaming)
(Applause)
I stopped it!
Let me out!
(Laughter)
Inside!
You didn't hit it!
Sorry!
(Laughter)
Please!
(Music)
(Screaming)
(Whistle)
(Screaming)
(Applause)
I stopped it!
(Music)
(Whistle)
(Screaming)
(Applause)
(Screaming)
Matsumoto's jumping serve!
(Screaming)
Now, is this ball out?
Oops, it's still picked up!
It looks like it's high up!
And the ball doesn't go into the opponent's own ball!
It's a net!
And this ball is in his hand!
It's even more picked up!
It's still in the sun that returned this ball!
Oops, it's still in the sun in Canada!
It looks painful!
He returned the ball, but it doesn't go in!
(Screaming)
It looks a little painful, but is it okay?
(Screaming)
He jumped too high and fell down!
(Laughing)
I fell too low!
(Laughing)
If that's the case, at least let me pass this way!
(Laughing)
(Music)
It's okay! It's okay!
(Music)
It's okay! It's okay!
It's cool!
(Music)
(Screaming)
Hey! It's cool!
It's okay! It's okay!
(Screaming)
(Music)
Hey! It's cool!
(Music)
It's just an SM!
(Laughing)
It feels good!
(Screaming)
(Laughing)
(Music)
Here you go!
(Screaming)
It's a bit dangerous!
(Screaming)
It's dangerous!
(Screaming)
It's all in your mouth!
You're too cute!
It's all in your mouth!
It's a donut.
It's not a donut, it's a big donut.
Hold me!
It's all in your mouth!
Hold me!
Hey, are you okay?
You're too cute!
It's all in your mouth!
Is that you?
If you say that, I'll punch you!
You're too cute!
It's all in your mouth!
[Laughter]
What's up?
[Laughter]
Hey!
[Laughter]
Do you really think you're in a park?
[Laughter]
Don't mess with me.
Who are you?
[Laughter]
Who are you?
I'm Masao.
What?
Don't mess with me.
Hey, Masao.
What's up with you?
[Laughter]
I don't care who you are.
I don't know who you are.
[Laughter]
Why are you so angry with me?
You've changed a lot lately.
[Laughter]
You've been bullying me.
I told you something funny, didn't I?
Hey, hey.
I'm sure it's funny.
What is it?
I told you not to say "miracle ace" no matter what you say.
[Laughter]
Huh?
How you see justice.
Miracle ace.
How you see everyone.
Miracle ace.
How you see miso soup.
Miracle ace.
You fell for it, didn't you?
[Laughter]
You fell for it, didn't you?
[Laughter]
Let's go home.
[Laughter]
You fell for it, didn't you?
Miracle ace.
How you see everyone.
I told you not to say "miracle ace" no matter what you say.
You've been bullying me.
Exactly.
You always call for people or for help or disguise yourself to deceive people
and you always bully me for it.
You made me do it!
You didn't have a voice like this.
No trust.
What's good is good.
Just look at it today!
I can't trust you anymore.
Don't buy it! Just look at it!
I hope you like it.
Miracle Law...
Miracle Law cassette.
Miracle Law's secret of strength is hidden in it!
You can use Miracle Law just by listening to it!
I can't trust you.
It's true! Now everyone is getting stronger!
Not only the law, but also the grades are getting better!
For some reason, it's strange, but you can communicate with foreigners, too!
Just by listening to it, can you really do that?!
You don't want it?
What? You don't want it?
I won't let you bully me! No doubt about it!
R-really this time? Really?
R-really?
Why do you keep lying? I won't use it either.
You're lying.
No, I'm not lying.
Really, this time? Really?
R-really?
Yeah.
You won't bully me, right?
Yeah.
How much?
Fifteen thousand.
Fifteen thousand?
Yeah.
I'll take it.
Yeah.
You've already lost a lot of money.
Thank you.
Yeah.
Then I'll do my best.
If you do your best, you won't win.
What?
You can't do it like that.
If you listen to it, you'll get stronger.
How can you say it like that?!
If you listen to it, you'll get stronger, right?
You can't do it like that! You can't play it like that!
I'll go home and listen to it.
You can't do it like that!
This is a special one.
But I...
You can't do it like that!
Make it a little bigger.
It's normal.
I don't know about you, but it's big.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Then what should I do?
Miracle deck.
Is it sold in this picture?
No, no, no.
Miracle deck.
With a handle.
It comes with everything.
This one.
Kodoki, Kodoki.
Don't say bad things.
If you don't have it, you can't listen.
Right?
How much is it?
Well...
This one.
Where did you get it?
It's 28,000 yen, right?
It's 28,000 yen.
Really?
Yes, yes, yes.
It's true.
Are you black popular?
Don't say that.
If you get used to it, you'll say it.
We'll talk about it next time.
If you say that, I'll say it. I won't bully you anymore.
It's true.
Really?
It's true, right?
It's a lie.
Is it true?
Hey, Masao.
Masao.
What's up with you today?
Hey, wait!
Damn it!
You bastard!
Who is he?
Watch me.
Sakamori.
Thank you for purchasing the first volume of "Miracle Law".
Thank you very much.
As you know, "Miracle Law" is something that has been passed down in China since the Sino-Japanese period.
For more information, please purchase the second volume.
Miracle Law
You'll get angry.
Miracle Law
Talk!
There's only two of us and if I don't talk, no one else will.
Why didn't you talk?
Well...
Aren't you sleepy?
As if you've taken a nap.
Right?
No, of course I'm sleepy.
You want to sleep, right?
Yeah.
Let's sleep for today, okay?
Without waking me up?
Yeah, without waking you up.
Let's sleep.
Oh, really?
Let's sleep, let's sleep, let's sleep.
You want me to sleep?
Yeah.
No!
What?
It's a pet!
That's right, it's a pet.
Should we sleep?
What's with you?
It's been a while since I went fishing.
Hey, hey, hey.
Don't you feel cold?
It's kind of cold.
Isn't it cold?
It's not enough.
There's something you can hang on your neck.
There is.
Where is it?
It's not there.
Why not?
Shouldn't we make it?
Sheep!
Shut up! There's no sheep in a place like this!
There's no sheep in a place like this!
Look at me! One sheep, two sheep, three sheep...
Hey, don't sleep!
Hurry up!
Let's buy this guy's hair and make a blanket.
Okay.
Let's buy this guy's hair and make a blanket.
It's so thick!
It's disgusting!
It's so thick! Look at me!
This guy is crazy!
It's so thick!
It's so scary!
>> This video is a derivative work of the Touhou Project. It is not intended for any personalities or groups.
It's hot! Hot! Hot!
>> You're the one that ate it.
No, no, I didn't eat it!
What are you talking about?
>> Do it! Do it!
Nooo!
>> You're so mean!
Ok ok
We got a lot of protection
It's nothing
It's a big deal for him, isn't it?
Anyway, Mr. Wado...
Let's put it in here.
- Yes. - The one we took.
- Like this. - It's going to be a fluffy blanket.
It's a new one.
Here we go!
- This is warm. - Yes.
- This is 100% wool. - This is good.
- We just got it. - We just got it.
- This is supposed to be the warmest. - The warmest.
- Look! - Look!
- Let's sleep! - We can finally sleep!
Here we go!
- Ah, I'm sleepy! - Ah, I'm sleepy!
- I'm going to sleep first!
Hey, wait for me! I'm coming!
I'll be right there!
- Alright! - Ah, this is really good!
It's really light!
It's really, really light!
It's just my feet that are a little heavy
Isn't it kind of cold?
The third episode of "Men's Bed and Breakfast"!
- Mr. Kawano! - Yes, yes!
The third episode!
The product we have prepared for you this time is this!
It's Czechoslovakian bohemian glass!
That's right!
- This is... - Here it is!
- Is this really worth a million yen? - Yes, it is!
- Isn't it easy to break? - It's easier to break than normal glass!
- Right?! - Yes!
- That bohemian glass is... - Shut up, you guys!
- That bohemian glass is really... - How do you say it?
- It's so easy to break that you can break it! - Please be careful!
Let's use this to show our guts!
Think about it, Jinro!
- Mr. Kawano, you'll definitely fall! - I'll definitely fall!
Where are you going?!
That was a high score!
I'll stick my nose in!
I'll do it!
- Please do it properly! - I'm begging you!
- I'm sorry! - Yes, yes.
- If you go in, you'll get points. - That was close!
- Mr. Okune, you're pretty fast!
- No, you shouldn't be scared! You shouldn't be scared!
- You have to hold it tight and don't touch your opponent!
- That's right! You have to give him points! - You have to give him points!
- If you go in at the last minute, you'll get a lot of points.
- That was close! That was close! - You're late! You're late!
- You ran away!
- You're cute!
- You're not fast at all!
- Can you do it?
- Let's go!
- There's a hamster in there! - Yes, there is.
- What do you do with it? - Close the lid...
- You go like this and the hamster comes in. - Like this, like this, like this...
- If the hamster moves, you roll it. - Yes.
- You idiot!
- Let's try it!
- Ham-chan! Ham-chan! - Ham-chan! Don't move it!
- Good morning! - Good morning!
- You two are idiots!
- Here we go! - Okay!
- This is scary! - Wow! You're fast!
- Watch out! - You're fast!
- Okay, okay! You're fast! - Wow!
- This is it! - Hey! Wait, wait!
- Stop! Stop! - Stop! Stop!
- Stop! Stop! Watch out! - Stop! Stop!
- He's going further! - Okay!
- He's going further! - He's caught up! He's caught up!
- Okay! - Stop! Stop!
Watch out!
OK! OK!
If I hit the ceiling,
Don't step on the brakes, it's dangerous.
OK! OK!
You've improved a lot!
Thank you!
Is it okay for you to talk like this?
I have to hit it a little earlier than hitting it.
I'll hit it a little earlier, like this, just once.
That's why you stepped on the brakes.
I didn't step on the brakes.
You've become a polite talker.
OK!
While you're at it, please!
I don't know. I don't know.
Here we go!
Go!
(Laughter)
If you jump, you'll get it!
I'm sorry!
I was stepping on the brake and you jumped over me!
You're crying again!
I'm done for!
That was scary!
You'll get what you deserve!
That scared me!
Let's go!
You look good!
Are you okay?
Good job!
I feel like I'm going to hit my face.
Good job!
Why are you getting up?
Okura!
Okura, are you okay?
You're not moving at all!
Okura!
Okure is depressed
Hey Okure
Jimmy and Okure's team ended
It's a win win win
Thank you very much everyone
Okure and his team won the men's dogonjo competition
Akira and Meguppe have changed their wedding ceremony.
Today, they went to Aoyama for shopping.
Their faces were full of happiness.
Since we are here, let's eat something delicious.
That's right.
But Kinako, we can't do that.
We have to go to the church for the rehearsal of the wedding ceremony.
Isn't it fine?
What do you mean?
If you don't go, you can't go.
I'm sorry.
Akira, let's go.
See you later.
Bye-bye.
Kinako, what's going on?
Actually...
Yes?
The accident itself is not a big deal.
It's just a brain hemorrhage and a light bruise.
I see. Thank you very much.
However...
Wait a minute.
Can you look at this?
What is it?
Look at this date.
1845.
Born in Germany.
It doesn't matter!
Wait!
The important thing is...
When I was little...
I was small.
You idiot!
Come on!
It doesn't matter!
I didn't ask you that!
Kinako...
It doesn't matter!
What is this, Sensei?!
Sensei, what... what is this?!
This is...
You guys, that's not fair!
In the past, when I was in Osaka...
Sensei!
I used to play it.
Is that so, Sensei?!
This kid is Eren!
No! Yamcha!
This doesn't matter!
Sensei, that's fun, but...
Show me the chainsaw, Sensei!
Before I decided to study medicine...
I used to play it.
Is that so?
I know that, but...
The chainsaw...
That's a chainsaw!
This is a little short.
I don't really play it, but...
Sensei, please show me the chainsaw!
I'm getting sick of it!
- Here it is. - Yes, what is it?
I think it might be a little malignant.
Suddenly, he is infected with a malignant virus with no cause.
The doctor has decided that if Kinako's life is short, he will be sentenced to three months.
Akira and Ojinger have turned themselves into meat and decided to eat Kinako's malignant virus, Deskira.
Megumi must have injected Akira, Ojinger and Vitamin AB into the injection machine and sent it into the body.
Will they be able to defeat Deskira?
Shindosuke!
Shindosuke, I can't take it anymore.
What are you saying, Shindosuke?
If that's the case, does that mean Matsumae-han and Hakkekkyu-shizuku and Hakkekkyuuemon are the offspring of Emon?!
But if my father heard about it, would he be so sad?
I... I don't have feelings for such a weak man!
I'm sorry.
Shindosuke, you're still fine.
- It's about time we... - What is it? Deskira?
- Deskira! - Shall we go to Deskira?
Hurry up and go!
Shindosuke!
- It's Deskira! - Yes!
Deskira!
Die!
What's with you?!
- What's with you?! - I... I thought I'd be able to avenge him!
- It's so frustrating! - Shindosuke is above me!
- Yes! - You know that, don't you?!
Stand back!
Wait! What are you doing?!
We're going to go to Deskira!
Hey, you! Hey!
Let's talk about it in more detail!
- Hey, sit down! - I'm sorry.
What's wrong with you?!
- Long, long ago... - What are you...
- Tell me more about it! - No, I'm going back in time.
- No, no, no! That's not it! - Oh, is it?
- What is it? - That was five years ago, I think.
In this peaceful body, the evil virus "deskiller" appeared.
My wife and I, who were supposed to defeat it, stood up...
We met on the way back and left this world.
- Then let's defeat it together! - That's right!
Thank you, but you look very tired.
How about we rest at our inn tonight?
- Let's do that, father... - Uncle...
- And... - What?
- Shinosuke, what are you saying? - I'm sorry, mother.
- What are you... - What are you doing?
- Shall we do that? - Shall we do that?
- What do you want me to do? - Do whatever you like.
I didn't think you could take a bath in your body.
This is fun!
Shall we wash your face?
- I don't mind if you use that much wood. - No, I don't use wood.
- If you don't mind... - No, no, it's fine, it's fine.
I'll go in one by one.
- Akira... - Yes?
- Akira, actually... - What is it?
"Actually," what is it?
- I don't know. - I'm scared.
Ah, it feels good.
I guess I'll go up now.
Hey, hey!
Shh!
What do you want? What's wrong with you?
Please listen to me.
If Hackecky Uemon were alive,
he would have been able to have a more abundant life, but...
What are you talking about?
As of now, he has nothing to return for his life.
No, it's fine.
At least...
W-what are you doing?!
What are you doing?!
Akira-san!
What?!
Please eat up.
What?!
Wait, wait, wait!
That's enough!
No, it's fine!
What are you doing?! Stop it!
But, Akira-san...
You...
What are you doing?!
Akira-san!
What?!
Akira-san!
Stop it!
This time, Akira-san will...
Why?!
Why did you do it?!
Why did I do it?!
Please don't shout!
Shinnosuke is...
Shinnosuke is sleeping!
What?!
Shinnosuke!
Don't wake up!
Shinnosuke, look!
What are you doing?!
Shinnosuke!
Don't wake up!
My father is dead!
Shinnosuke!
After overcoming countless difficulties,
Akira and Meguppe have finally come this far.
Today, they will face their best days of their lives.
And last but not least,
the one who is said to be the most famous person in the world,
Geck-san!
That's right!
Kanka-head!
Kanka-head is a romantic couple!
That's right!
This robot! What are you doing?! I won't forgive you!
You're wrong!
[Love, love, fire, fire!]
Love, love, fire, fire!
Become eternal!
The sheep sleep, and the wolf dazzles Shinjuku at 9pm.
Tonight, again, he's aiming for the prey with his left-hand shot.
Matsumoto Hitoshi, a home-grown entertainer and cool hustler.
I'm... how do I say it...
There's no one above me, right?
That's what it means.
So my eyes are there to see the ball,
and my hands are there to grab the ball,
and I got this receipt to drop it off.
Because I got it.
The entertainment world billiards final match!
Now, everyone has come in.
First of all, Kondo Masashiko's eyes are shining.
And...
Matsumoto Hitoshi, a home-grown entertainer and cool hustler!
Well, I made a foul.
Yes.
This is...
Kondo, you don't like this, do you?
Matsumoto is aiming for the best position.
He's aiming for the best position.
He's aiming for a combination of two.
Tsukuho's Matsumoto also wants to decide here.
He's under a lot of pressure.
Now, this is one of the show points...
It doesn't go in! It doesn't go in! It doesn't go in!
Matsumoto made a foul.
That was painful.
It was painful.
That was a good shot.
That was a lucky shot.
It didn't go in.
I see.
Matsumoto's mental weakness has been fixed again.
This time, it looks like it will go in.
Now, no matter what, it's decided!
Azuma, with a fast break, gets #2 and #3!
Next, Azuma's aim is to get #1 in the right corner pocket.
He gets it, too!
The next target is #4 in the lower left.
With a handball cushion, he gets #9 in one go!
I didn't see it! I only saw the handball!
That was a "canon" shot.
He cushioned the handball with #4 and got #9 again.
It's a shot that requires a professional technique!
I've had enough of this!
If I win...
Yeah?
I'll have a lot of dreams.
You know...
That's tougher than telling me to bungee jump!
I'm sorry!
Is this okay?
If you put this in, it'll be a compliment!
If you put this in, you'll have a lot of dreams.
Just with this shot?
Yeah.
Not a bungee jump?
Just with this shot.
If you get #9 with this shot...
Just with this shot!
Then, together with Mina, we'll have a lot of dreams.
A lot of dreams...
Suddenly, Kibura aims for #9 in the corner.
But...
I'm glad!
That was the most tense moment.
Matsumoto, followed by 3rd, gets 4th into the corner.
However, 5th is a miss.
Kimura, with a brilliant bank shot, gets 5th.
Then, 6th is a corner get.
However, 7th is a miss.
Oh no!
Matsumoto gets 7th in the corner first.
Then, 8th is also a miss.
Smart ball.
OK!
And he definitely gets an easy 9.
Matsumoto wins!
Thank you!
Good evening!
A break shot and Matsumoto's unbelievable scratch.
You know, I don't have much concentration or anything like that.
It's your chance, Kimura!
With a combination shot of 9th and 10th, he's going to get it done in one go.
A single stroke and it's a miss!
Matsumoto gets 10th!
Why isn't anyone clapping?
OK!
He continues and gets 2nd!
I'm behind.
Can I do this?
Matsumoto's difficult bank shot.
But!
He hits 3rd and overcomes this pinch.
OK!
Kimura's worst scratch!
Mmm...
Here!
Matsumoto's in the game!
He's aiming for a 3-8-9 triple combination!
Thank you!
Thank you very much!
9th is a miss!
Matsumoto perfectly wins!
Thank you very much!
Well, I don't know how to say it...
I don't know how to say it...
I don't know how to say "bad person".
Thank you very much for today.
Thank you very much!
MADISON CLUB
I heard that these Madison Club chopsticks are selling well.
Yes, and Spielberg made a movie about them.
Really?
You must see it!
I must see it!
Take it!
Here you are.
One million yen!
I'm hungry! Why do you wear a shirt?
You ugly!
Take it!
You ugly!
Take a seat.
Take it easy.
You are...
You are like Antoinette.
You are all the same.
You're in trouble, too.
When will you pay me back?
You were pretty good the other day.
If you don't pay me back, I won't get a job.
I know, but...
Do you know "Superman Bad Romance"?
I used to do it a long time ago.
I don't know how many times I've heard that song.
Really?
In Mahalod...
I'll blow you away.
I'll beat you up.
What does it mean?
It's 7 o'clock!
It's really popular.
You know, right?
Well, well...
I've asked him many times...
I'll pay him back somehow.
Well, if you pay me back...
It's hard, but it can't be helped.
Hey, listen up and pay me back!
Three million!
One, two, three...
Thank you very much.
I hope you understand.
If you say so...
Wait, wait, wait, Mr. Baybon!
The tax...
No, the tax...
Mask, mask...
No, no, no!
What are you talking about? The tax...
No, the tax...
This one and this one.
Don't say things I don't understand!
Don't say it! Don't say it!
I paid you back, so you should pay me back too.
If you pay me back and I pay you back...
You'll still be a young man!
What are you talking about?
I paid you back when you borrowed the money!
It's the tax office!
Mr. Baybon...
Do you know what a tax office is?
I don't know!
What are you saying?
I don't know!
Say it!
I don't know what you are saying!
Drink it! Drink it!
Boss, you want me to drink it?
Drink it!
Come on!
Do you want me to make you drink it?
Don't ask me!
I'm completely angry.
I'm completely angry!
Boss!
I don't want it anymore.
I don't want it anymore!
What?
I don't want 3 million yen!
Oh, you don't want it.
Making me angry is the hardest thing you can do.
Don't ask me!
I'm calm and quiet now,
but when I was young,
I was called "devil's wife".
If you make me angry,
I'll be a broken family.
Think about it!
If you make me angry,
I'll be a broken family.
Think about it!
Nobody can stop me!
I'm calm and quiet now,
but when I was young,
I was called "devil's wife".
I'm calm and quiet now,
but when I was young,
I was called "devil's wife".
I'm calm and quiet now,
but when I was young,
I was called "devil's wife".
I'm calm and quiet now,
but when I was young,
I was called "devil's wife".
I'm calm and quiet now,
but when I was young,
I was called "devil's wife".
I'm calm and quiet now,
but when I was young,
I was called "devil's wife".
You are sure.
Raoh!
Come on, the sky is burning up.
To protect my love for you...
What are you doing?
You are a devil's wife.
What are you doing?
Ouch!
Don't call me "devil's wife" later!
What?
What is he talking about?
Don't worry about it.
Hurry up and call me "devil's wife".
What's going on?
She called me "devil's wife"!
I don't know where she called me!
I shouldn't have called you from the beginning!
I was playing with the picture book!
It was like a cartoon!
He was in a small picture book.
It's not like that!
What was it?
She was sleeping on the second floor.
It's not like that!
She was sleeping on the first floor.
Ouch!
It's not like that!
From now on, we will praise the honor of Bakada High School, which we have just defeated, and play the song "Kouka" of the same school, and honor it in the following season.
(Singing "Kouka")
(Screaming and laughing)
What we're going to do tonight is...
Coach Imada, who's on sale now.
Let's get him on the show.
Let me introduce you.
He's an adult.
Yoshimoto Kogiho.
Osaki Hiroshi, producer.
I'll do my best.
(Laughing)
Yes, good morning.
Imada?
Yes.
Hey, hey.
Yes.
What are you doing now?
Are you done?
I'm recording.
Are you okay?
Yes.
Oh, you're okay?
Yes.
You know...
Yes.
You're doing a commercial, right?
Yes, yes.
And you've been talking to me a lot since then.
That's true.
Yes.
Thank you.
And...
Yes.
You've decided on two.
Yes.
You're a local, but you don't have many friends.
Yes.
But it's not like that.
Yes.
And you're going to pay me about the same as the treasure guy.
Yes, yes, yes.
So I'll do it.
I'll do it.
This prank is a big success.
(Laughing)
I didn't think you'd be so happy.
Yes, I was about to laugh over the phone.
I thought, "What's that?"
But it was a Ferrari.
It was a Ferrari.
(Laughing)
(Music)
Kouji Imada is dazzled by the garage.
Is it a Ferrari that flashes in front of him?
(Music)
For about a month...
That was a long story.
I've been selling stories.
This Imada-kun's prank.
Yes.
This Cabo-based company, Imada Factory.
This... this president...
Imada-kun...
Please advertise our suits!
That's what he said.
Yes.
And now, this suit you're wearing...
Yes.
This is what Imada Factory is making.
Yes.
It's called "Spring Shark."
New clothes, spring shark.
(Laughing)
Is that even possible?
(Laughing)
Anyway, this suit is completely washable and OK.
OK!
So even if you get wet in water, you'll be fine.
That's what it seems like.
(Laughing)
Imada wants to jump in, so he jumps in.
Yes.
If you do this...
Yes.
You'll get about 5 million yen.
That's right.
That's what he said and he's very happy about it.
I asked him for a car.
(Laughing)
No, what is this?
Maserati with 3.5 million yen.
Yes.
When he heard this story on the phone, he was like...
I did it! I did it! A Ferrari!
(Laughing)
And he was like...
Oh, it's this one!
(Laughing)
He was practicing!
(Laughing)
Start!
It's spring rain. Let's get wet in this suit.
(Laughing)
OK.
Shall we ask the president for something?
Yes.
Sumi-kun.
Let's go to Ginza.
There is a club I know.
Sumi-kun.
OK.
Staff members, please get ready.
If you don't mind, could you show me around Ginza?
I don't know what you're talking about.
Oh, really?
It's a bit...
What?
What do you think of this design?
I hope you like it.
Oh, yes.
I'll contact you again when I visit Ginza again.
Thank you.
Say it again.
I hope you like it.
(Laughing)
President.
(Laughing)
Are you OK?
Are you ready?
I'm scared.
Ready!
(Laughing)
Start!
Can I go in once?
Be brave!
Here!
Yes, production!
Ready!
Go!
Start!
Already gone!
(Laughing)
Go up!
I'm about to cry!
(Laughing)
No, I was already crying!
(Laughing)
But once you say it, you can go right away.
What?
Ready, start!
Can you put your hands together and say it?
(Laughing)
He's mad!
Did you see that?
(Laughing)
He's mad!
Can I say it?
He's mad!
But he can't move at all!
(Laughing)
Ah!
He's stuck!
What is it?
A firefly?
(Laughing)
He's stuck!
Shimano!
You're wearing a handsome suit and you're stuck.
Can you do me a favor?
(Laughing)
Please!
(Laughing)
That's nice of you, boss!
(Laughing)
Once you say it, you're stuck!
(Laughing)
Shimano!
You can sit there.
Let's start from where you're least comfortable.
You're fast!
(Laughing)
You're fast!
(Laughing)
Let's start!
Ready!
Take one!
Cut!
(Laughing)
Why are you stuck?
Why?
(Laughing)
(Clapping)
(Cheering)
Why are you stuck?
(Laughing)
You're stuck!
(Laughing)
(Clapping)
I'm sorry.
(Clapping)
"Imadaseini"'s Hansame suit.
Are you ready?
Yes.
Action!
Go!
Buy now! "Imadaseini"'s Hansame suit!
Cut!
Action!
Wait a moment.
Ready, action!
Yes!
Buy now! "Imadaseini"'s Hansame suit!
OK!
(Laughing)
OK, everybody!
We don't have this kind of commercial!
(Laughing)
Mr. Ozaki!
(Laughing)
You know what?
Only God's characters are allowed in this compound.
(laughing)
(crashing)
(laughing)
Tell them!
What are you going to do with the macerati you asked me for now?
I'm a 15-year-old man, so I can't do it.
Yona-san, this is an old tradition, so don't say it to the camera.
That's right.
Hurry up and hold this. It's a big success.
Here you go.
Use the balsamic vinegar!
Balsamedia
Let's get wet in this suit!
This summer, a big revolution in business suits!
If you're buying it, now's the time!
Now's the time for Sennin's Balsamedia suits!
Late-match gold...
Hikar... Robo... Hikaru...
What's with you?
Why don't you understand me?
It's nothing.
I'm strong today!
Bian! Bian!
- What?! - No, it's not like that.
Today, I can stop the sky!
Wait a minute, open your wings, you bastard!
Are you opening them now?
I'm opening them.
Bian!
I'm just saying "bian"!
I can also run! Wait a minute!
Wait, you!
Alright! Come on!
- Huh? - Go!
- Go forward!
- Put me down! - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Bian!
I'm scared! I'm scared! I'm scared!
Good morning!
Shin!
That's it! Yoga! Yoga!
What is it?!
Bian, you're so rude!
- Huh? - Huh?
- What is this?! - What?!
- What is it?! - Today, I'm strong!
- My body is soft! - Soft?!
- Huh?! - Are you going to fight me?!
Try doing this here!
Stop it!
You're rude!
What do you mean "rude"?
- Kick! - Ouch!
- What is it?! - Don't mess with me, you!
Today, it's a man-to-man show!
- Man-to-man show! - Hey!
- Then transform! - Me too!
Transform!
Randy Osaka!
- I won't forgive you for today! - Huh?!
Randy Osaka!
Codaxo!
Shut up! Shut up!
You didn't do anything!
You don't have that kind of feature!
- What do you mean? - You don't have that kind of feature!
- I do, you bastard! - Don't make it up!
- I'm good at country music! - Then sing it for me!
- Ogura... Ogura... - That's too much! Where is it?!
Where is it?!
- Ogura! - Ogura!
Huh?
Hey!
Wait up!
Get out of my way!
If you sleep in a bed, you will be tired.
Get out of my way!
This is what we can do today.
What is it?
Isn't it good?
What?
It's simple.
Stop it!
Get out of my way!
Shit!
Today's transformation is a little different.
What is it?
From Aoki Hisao's impersonation...
What is it?
From Aoki Hiromi's impersonation...
What will you do when you become Aoki Hisao?
Well, I will be No. 17.
Stop it!
Mr. Jurassic!
Well, have you seen Jurassic Park?
I was the model for that dinosaur that peeped inside Jurassic Park's room.
Hey, you're a man, aren't you?
This is how you do it!
But you...
This is it!
What is it?
This is today's...
I know.
I can even walk on you.
You?
Yeah.
Where do you want me to ride you?
Yeah, ride me on your back.
Me?
Yeah.
Turn it around!
What's wrong with you?
I'm embarrassed.
I'm actually the third model for this show!
I don't want to do it three more times...
...but starting today, look at the clock!
Starting today, right?
Thank you.
I'll do it!
You'll do it?
You'll win!
Today, you'll do it with me.
Look! Isn't he cute?
He is cute.
Excuse me.
I have a question.
Just one interview.
This is for "Downtown Godzee".
Takahiro Kurano and Hama-chan from "Downtown"...
...who would you date?
Hama-chan.
Takahiro Kurano and Hama-chan from "Downtown"...
...who would you date?
Hama-chan!
Who would you date?
Hama-san.
Hama-chan.
That's right!
Who would you date?
Hama-chan.
Takahiro Kurano and Hama-chan from "Downtown"...
...who would you date?
Takahiro Kurano.
I'm so happy!
Don't be surprised!
Last time, it was me.
Yes.
And the final battle is...
The final battle is...
...Matsumoto Hitoshi.
That's right!
Today...
...it's the first time you've come out.
Even if you lose...
I'm "Downtown Godzee".
Takahiro Kurano and Hama-chan from "Downtown"...
...who would you date?
Kurano-san.
Yes!
She's cute!
Takahiro Kurano and Hama-chan from "Downtown"...
...who would you date?
Hama-chan.
Who would you date?
Hama-chan.
Kurano.
Kurano, Tokiba!
Kurano!
I said Kurano!
I bought the book.
I bought the book!
No, no, no!
I said Kurano!
Kurano!
You don't know Kurano now, do you?
Show me your butt!
Your butt!
Show me your butt!
I'm scared of you!
Are you trying to kill me?!
No way!
Are you serious?!
I'm so scared of you!
You'll get hit!
It hurts! Don't hit me!
Are you serious?!
Don't hit me!
His butt is coming out!
I'm sorry!
Hot!
I was really scared just now!
Are you okay?
You've turned into a monster!
Hey!
Are you blind?!
Wait up!
Mark!
Ken Shimura!
Stop it!
Ken Shimura!
It's Ken Shimura!
Stop it!
Hold your hands!
It's Ken Shimura!
I'll tell Mark.
Hey, Mark...
Could you be my disciple?
You know...
Mustache dance!
I can't do mustache.
Do it!
How is it?
It's completely different!
Do you think I'm stupid?!
I don't know!
What are you talking about?!
Why are you like that?!
I really want to see it!
I'm really sorry!
Mustache dance!
I really want to see it!
I don't have one either!
I'm not asking you for free!
I really want to see it!
Do you want me to do it for free?!
I'll break your neck!
How could you do it?!
Excuse me...
Could you do it for me, please?
You know...
He's stupid.
Do you want me to do your make-up?
Do it!
Do you want me to do your make-up?
Are you stupid?!
Yes, I'm stupid!
I'm stupid!
Don't make a face like that!
What are you doing?!
What?!
What are you doing?!
Stay here!
I know!
Don't do it!
If you come in, I'll get mad!
I won't!
You're not doing anything bad!
Who?!
Who's touching you behind your back?!
You!
You're like a monkey!
Hey!
Look at me!
Who are you?!
You look small on TV!
Do I look that big?!
I'm 0-0.
Really?!
I play soccer.
With Korea.
What?!
What are you doing?!
Listen to me!
No!
Listen to me!
No, you listen to me!
I'm Loren San...
I sang a song with Tomoko Ogawa-san.
So I'm singing a duet.
A duet?!
You should see it!
Should we do it with Tomoka Ogawa-san?!
Right?!
Let's do it with Tomoka Ogawa-san!
I'll do it.
Okay, okay, okay.
One, two...
Oh, I got it!
"Tears"? "Teeth" doesn't exist.
"Teeth" doesn't exist.
It's Satake! It's him!
It's Satake! You can beat him!
Stop him! Stop him!
Satake!
Stop him! Stop him!
Fight with me!
Are you stupid?
Fight me! I'm stronger than you!
I'm sorry, but...
No, you can't!
Don't talk like that!
Start!
Ouch!
Wait a minute! Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
I can't do it!
Everyone, look!
Oh, it's embarrassing!
This is a match! This is a match!
This is...
This is really embarrassing!
When it comes down to it, Tommy will win.
What do you mean, "when it comes down to it"?
This is a little...
At worst, you can wipe it off with that.
If you can say it, you win.
If you say it, you win.
With daikon...
I won with daikon.
Here it is.
Put your faces together.
Faces?!
With daikon...
What about your faces?
Put them together.
I won!
I won by putting this in.
Well, Tommy, this is the last one, so I'll use chikuwa.
Chikuwa!
I was born and raised in chikuwa!
Chikuwa!
I'm definitely going to put it in.
It's in!
I won!
Yes! Yes! Yes!
Hey, win! Win!
Over there!
I did it!
You did it!
Did you hear what I said?
I didn't know you were human enough to use something like this.
Look at this!
It's a seal!
It's not a seal!
It's a seal and a seal mark!
Say "ah".
It's a seal!
What did you say?
That was a seal.
It's a seal!
It's a seal and a seal mark!
Look at this!
What did you say?
It's a seal and a seal mark!
It's natural for your son to work hard,
but it's also natural for you to work out.
Work out?
Yes!
What do you mean?
Well...
You like photos, don't you?
Yes, I've heard of it.
Photos?
Yes.
Shall we take some?
Yes, yes.
Let's go.
What are you doing?
Are you going to do it?
No, no!
I'm so embarrassed!
Let's do this!
Let's do it!
You call it out.
Yes!
You bastards!
You're going to pay for this!
Stop it!
I have a mouth, you know.
What should we do?
Let's take a judgment photo first.
My butt isn't that dirty.
I have a scar.
Doctor, I feel sick.
Ujimura!
Don't wipe it off with your hands!
Don't do it with one hand!
Move it! Move it!
Yes, yes!
Idiot!
Next, I will change my greeting.
Thank you.
Hello, I'm Benjamin.
I'm trying my best.
Recently, when I'm walking down the street,
people call me "Benjamin, Benjamin".
Sometimes, when I'm walking down the street,
my mother calls me "Benjamin, Benjamin!".
Come here! Hurry up! Hurry up! Run away!
Washa-tomboka!
Look at me! I can't get up because of you guys!
It's hard, isn't it?
It's like a funeral.
There is always a sudden funeral,
and people come out with mourning clothes.
And people say, "It smells like a funeral."
It's like a love without a funeral.
It's really hard, isn't it?
There are so many things we don't know about each other.
As we live, it's time for us to say goodbye.
It's time for us to say goodbye.
Goodbye, sayonara, sayonara, sayonara, sayonara, sayonara, sayonara...
Excuse me.
What are you thinking about?
Excuse me.
You can't sing like this.
Excuse me.
Who do you think I am?
Mr. M. Jungle.
That's right.
I'm M. Jungle.
I'm going to fire you up!
Yes.
Who are you?
I'm Eddie.
That's right. You're fucking Eddie.
Why can't you sing more comfortably like M. Jungle?
Excuse me.
Huh?
Excuse me.
Yes.
Explain yourself!
Yes.
Why do you think you're so feminine?
You can't do seguhara.
You can't do sexual harassment.
No, it's a rehearsal.
It's a rehearsal and you're feminine!
I want to sing while looking at you, M. Jungle!
Yes.
Bring me a better monitor!
Yes, yes.
Bring it over here.
Yes, around here.
Also!
You can't go home!
Oh, really?
You can't sing like M. Jungle!
Yes.
Bring me a better PA.
Like this?
Yes, like this.
Bring me a better wallet, you bastard!
Excuse me.
Isn't this too much, Mr. Camera?
Shut up!
Like this?
Like this, like this.
OK, OK.
Like this?
OK?
I don't like doing the same thing over and over again.
OK.
Let's start with the chorus.
Got it.
OK.
Excuse me.
Let's start with the chorus, please.
OK, let's do it.
Yes!
Five seconds!
Four, three, two...
Wait!
I don't know how to get in.
This is M. Jungler's song.
How do I get in?!
It's hard for you to understand!
This is M. Jungler's song, so I...
Even if you say it like that...
What is it? You say it next to me!
Say "yes."
Yes, I got it.
Let's do it!
Can I say it from the same place?
Of course, you idiot!
Who do you think you are?
Let's do it one more time.
5 seconds!
4, 3, 2, 1...
Cue!
Yes!
Wait! Wait!
I don't know the lyrics!
M. Jungler, say "doki doki" properly!
Say "doki doki" properly!
What is it?!
Wait! I remembered it!
I don't know the lyrics!
I'm sorry.
Say it properly!
Yes, I'm sorry.
What is it?!
Wait!
Hey, hey, hey!
Oh, that's where it starts!
"Doki doki" doesn't exist.
What?!
What kind of feeling is that?!
I'm sorry.
Hey, hey, hey!
"Doki doki" is a movement.
Yes.
Oh, okay!
I won't disappoint you!
Oh, you won't disappoint me!
Okay, I got it!
Say it properly!
I'm sorry.
It's the same part.
Okay!
Please!
Five seconds!
Four, three, two, one...
Go!
Hey, hey, hey!
"Doki ni wa okoseyo" movement!
I won't disappoint you!
Doki ni wa okosuyo
Wait!
Wait! Wait! Wait!
I don't know the lyrics!
No, that's...
No, Mr. M. Jung, you have to remember the lyrics.
Hey!
Yes?
Um...
Yes?
There's no chorus.
Yes.
I can't say the lyrics.
Oh!
Then, with chorus...
Um...
Add a little chorus.
Yes, sir!
With chorus!
You have to add his chorus.
Yes, sir!
Huh?
Can you say it like this?
Of course! I've said it many times!
Yes, sir!
Who do you think you are?!
Yes, sir!
Then, let's go!
Five seconds left!
Four, three, two, one...
Go!
Doki ni wa okosuyo
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
Doki ni wa okosuyo
Movement!
Doki ni wa okosuyo
Movement!
Wait!
I said it many times!
The lyrics are not enough!
The lyrics are tight!
The lyrics are not enough!
No, I said...
Please remember it!
It's your song...
What is it?!
I don't know!
Gakkari sasenai
Kitai ni kotaete
Suteki ni tanoshii
What is it?!
What?! "Gakkari sasenai" "Kitai ni kotaete" "Suteki ni tanoshii" "Itsumo no" "Oira o suteru yo"
Gakkari
Remember it with this nuance
Gakkari sasenai
Aite ni gakkari sasenai
Kitai ni kotaete
Sunao ni tanoshii
Suteki ni tanoshii
"Itsumo no" "Oira o suteru yo"
I got it! I got it! I got it!
We don't make mistakes anymore
Let's go!
Until the count of five!
Four! Three! Two! One!
Go!
Hei! Hei! Hei! Toki ni wa okoseyo
Mugumen
Gakkari sasenai
Kitai ni kotaete
Tanoshii
Oira no suteki na kotae o oshieru yo
I don't know!
That's enough!
This song doesn't sell!
Hey, Mr. Emerald!
Don't underestimate me!
Hey, Mr. Emerald!
Rehearsal!
Kiresume-gi daikai
Narae-in
Yozoro bowling-in
Gen'i
Kamata showtime-tai
Let's go!
I did it!
One goal! One goal!
I did it!
Game over!
Hey!
You're too close!
Go! Go! Go!
Go! Go!
Goal!
Oh no!
Is it a vile driver?
A vile driver!
And he used a rope!
He's flying, Cary!
Oh no!
It looks like Cary is running away!
Will Cary enter the super hold?
Oh no!
He got hit again!
And he threw it away!
A big move came out!
Oh no!
A middle move came out!
A heavy move!
A heavy move came out!
Cary is getting stronger and stronger!
He's completely frozen!
He wants to fight!
And he's fighting like a king!
Oh no!
He's going again!
Oh!
A middle move came out!
A middle move!
A big kick!
He's got his right leg up!
A death match is going on!
Today's stadium...
Oh no!
It's a vile driver!
Oh no!
This is intense!
Okamoto is injured!
Okamoto is in a difficult situation!
Will he take his left leg off?
Is he going for his head?
Oh no!
He stepped on it!
How will Okamoto react?
Cary's left leg is safe!
He took his back leg off!
Oh no!
He's in a difficult situation!
It looks like he's going for his hip!
And a camel crunch!
A camel crunch!
Here comes Okamoto's camel crunch!
And you can see, his expression...
Is this Natsuki Okamoto's expression?
It's a legendary match!
Okamoto and Natsuki have been fighting together for 2 months!
The mega-fighter who calls in the ring...
The fierce demon who strikes with it's claws...
Carry is here!
The match has begun!
The gong is ringing now!
The match has begun!
Now what will happen? It is difficult to fall in the water.
It feels like Don King's town is burning a little.
Carry, east's Denbos's face!
It's in again! A strong punch went in!
However, Honda Lisa will do it!
Now, he escaped! Do your best!
Oops! Again, a kick that flew away!
He showed a kick to the face!
Now, this is, this is really an unexpected development!
Let's settle this matter now, Otayo!
Now, Carry, east's...
Now, this is a relaxed Carry, east's...
It's the same situation...
Oops! A car fell! It's DDT! DDT!
Oops! It's dangerous! A pile driver exploded! A car fell!
A car fell!
He's using a lot of big moves!
Now, he's tightened his legs!
Now, what will he do now?
Now, he's back in Camelclutch's position again!
A perverted Hanack!
A Camelclutch came out!
This is a give up!
Now, he faced a strong enemy!
A targon rang!
Oops! His legs... his legs are a little strange!
However, this may or may not be!
Now, will Carry fall in the water?
Carry is drowning in the water!
A bomb device is operating!
Oops! A big explosion!
Will we not be able to help anymore?
He's completely drowned in the water!
Now! Now! He's in a desperate pinch!
Now, his legs are used up!
Carry, east did a good job!
However, here! Somehow! Somehow!
He's trying to fall into the water!
He's doing Chiba Kayoko!
Oops! Oops! He did a good job!
Carry, east is doing his best!
Don King and Matsumoto are worried! Worried!
Now, his legs are hanging!
Will he hold his legs backwards?
Oops! He escaped well! He escaped well!
He escaped well!
Carry, east!
His condition is completely in bad condition today!
A challenge shock wave!
Oops! He got out of the water!
This is just one more shot!
He got out of the water after finishing aiming!
Now, however!
Again, his back is hit!
Now, he's doing an elbow strike!
He knows martial arts!
That's the kind of Chiba Kayoko!
Now! He hasn't lost even in the grand match!
Now! Again! Again! A super attack!
Will this super attack give up?
Ah! Will this super attack give up?
This is a complete defeat for Cary East's explosion!
Again, he lost!
Again, Cary East has lost!
Is the WK Champion Bear Grylls, or the Toranoara Champion Cary East?
What will happen in the unified Osaka final match?
Cary East is already in the lead.
Cary East doesn't have a chance yet.
Cary East is trying to show off his ankle cleanly.
Now, he's taking the ball to the penalty area.
Oh, body blow! Body blow!
Left middle! Left middle kick!
And middle!
Oh, middle again! Middle again!
Second down! Second down!
Left middle kick!
How is it? How is it?
The power of breaking six people's nose is being shown.
Oh, left high kick! Left high kick!
Will Cary East become a man who can break seven people's noses?
Oh, left middle again! And punch!
Oh, high kick!
Cary stands up! Cary stands up!
No, he might want to quit already!
He might want to quit, but...
Oh, another fight has started!
Another fight! Right high kick!
Right high kick!
And now, the towel has jumped in!
White smoke rope!
Cary East!
This is Cary East's appearance!
Oh!
Outside, fireworks!
Cary East's idol, Tranoana!
Here he is! Cary East!
And now, Don Matsumoto is the king!
After receiving a great applause from his future 10,000 followers,
he is now a legendary champion who has finally come to light.
Wearing a white fairy costume,
he has now become known as "the devil's deceiver."
His idol crush, Cary East, has entered the ring!
He is now holding a champion belt!
His previous record was 27 wins and 24 losses.
He has overcome his past disbandment.
He is now a talented four-man fighter!
Now, Cary East!
What kind of fierce attack will he show against Amachi Mario today?
And now, Cary East!
Cary East!
Cary!
Don Matsumoto King's voice "Cary!"
is echoing in Kawasaki Stadium!
And now, is it a giant swing?
Giant swing! Giant swing!
Oh!
Five spins! Six spins!
Sometimes pulling his head back, giant swing!
This may work surprisingly well!
He's showing great motivation!
Ah! He's running out of time!
Until the second, second backhand!
He's got 30 seconds left!
He's dyed red! He's dyed red!
Three!
Ah! Ten seconds left!
It's dangerous! It's dangerous!
Five seconds left!
Four!
Three!
Two!
One!
Go!
Wow! His firepower has increased again!
The two of you are like Newhounds who want to ride on a horse.
Will you be able to stop at the last minute?
Ima-chan, are you ready?
Yes, go ahead!
Will you make conditions together?
Conditions?
Hattoba-san, I want to kiss you!
Go ahead!
Here I go!
Start!
Let's go!
Start!
Well then...
Start!
I'll do it for you!
Rudy Aradan!
I'm Rauch's rock!
Here it comes!
What are you doing?
W-what are you doing?
Strike!
I'm the champion!
Champion!
Dammit!
Traitor!
You traitor!
OK!
Remaining!
Are you ready?
Well, first of all, let's start with rock-paper- scissors for serving!
OK!
I'll say it!
Rock-paper-scissors! Rock-paper-scissors!
Oh, long time no see!
Rock-paper-scissors! Rock-paper-scissors! Rock- paper-scissors!
When did you do it?
I took the prince's sword!
I did it!
Did you really do it?
Hello!
What are you talking about?
This is not about Shimura Prefecture!
Be quiet!
Hey, which one is it?
Where is the prince?
Well, let's start with Jackson!
Ready!
Rock-paper-scissors! Rock-paper-scissors! Rock- paper-scissors!
OK!
I'll say it!
Rock-paper-scissors! Rock-paper-scissors! Rock- paper-scissors!
You were chasing me once before you gave up.
Ready!
Are you ready?
Oh, you were waiting for me!
Please stop for a moment!
Hey!
You always do that!
What's wrong?
I can't stand this!
It's moving!
Third round!
Ready!
Come on!
Go ahead!
Come on!
Go ahead!
It's dangerous!
It's still moving!
Don't push it too hard!
Wow, Rushie-san! You're falling even when you're standing still!
From now on, Hachiko-san, you can't open it even if you use Rushie-san's key!
It hurts so much!
It's spread out so much!
It hurts so much!
Does it hurt?!
It hurts so much!
Ouch!
Come on! It won't come off like that!
Ouch!
Shut up!
Ah, it tickles!
It hurts!
Can you take it off for me?
Ready...
Shut up!
But it can't be helped now. Dad, there was a bullet left, so I pushed it away.
Talk!
Wait!
Get the green beans!
Dad, stop it!
Wait a minute!
Seriously!
Dad! Seriously!
Stop it!
I can see it, so it's okay!
Thank goodness!
Thank goodness! It's like this again!
Danger!
You had a lot of stuff in there!
Alright, let's go!
I'm so happy!
By the way, I went to the hospital.
What? How was it?
It was wrong. I'm just late.
I'm so happy for you!
But, if I tell my boss about it...
He'll be so happy and mad at me.
That kind of man doesn't know how hard it is for a woman.
Not at all!
Hey!
Hey, Ryoko, if you get on the ship, you'll have a bad breath.
If you're weak, you should have told me.
Shut up!
If you don't get on the ship, you won't be able to drive.
I got it!
Help me!
Wait!
Get on!
Green!
Purple!
Yellow!
Green!
Right here!
Green!
Get this!
Purple!
Get this!
Cool!
Shut up!
I'm not going to fight you.
Then I'll fight you.
Come on!
I saw you with a young man the other day.
I'm not young.
But I think you're pretty brave.
I'm about to cry.
How old are you?
Eighty and one thousand.
Come on!
Shut up!
You don't have eighty and one, do you?
Where did you get it from?
No, it's okay. It's really okay.
It's okay.
Let's go! Let's fight!
Ranger!
No! No! It's dangerous!
What's wrong with you?
He doesn't have anything to do.
It can't be helped if it's like this.
Do you think about your brother all the time?
No, well...
Until the end of the year...
I really want to live like this.
Well, it can't be helped.
What did you do? You have to fight.
How long will you...
Shut up!
Go!
Hurry up!
Ranger!
Bring it on!
Hey, stop it!
Don't touch me!
Let me fight you!
Fight me?
How strong are you?
No!
I will protect you!
Stop it!
Why are you coming out? Get out of here!
Today we will fight for real.
Are you going to fight?
No, I'm going to focus only on Momorenjai.
You're making fun of me!
Fight with five of us!
No way!
It's impossible for Momorenjai to fight with us.
Momorenjai!
Hey, you're making fun of me!
Momorenjai!
He's annoying!
Why?
I'm telling you!
There's no reason for me to work for you! Think about it!
She's a girl!
A girl?
She's too young!
How do you feel?
Now! Momorenjai!
Momorenjai!
Hey, don't lose!
Hurry up and try it!
Momorenjai!
Stop it!
You're annoying!
You're making me angry!
Well, this is also a way for us.
I can't fight like this!
We're children, so we need an adult.
You're useless!
Think again!
Do you think you can do it?
Shut up and cut it off!
This is a weapon.
Do you think you can do it?
Yes, I think I can.
Do you think you can do it?
I don't think I can do it!
Can you do it?
Yes, I can.
Can you do it?
Yes, I can.
I can't do it!
Wait a minute!
You're making me say it!
If you hit me in the back, I'll hit you in the head!
You found me.
You're making me say it!
You don't have to say it.
I can't fight like this!
Give me some time.
I'm thinking about what to do with Momoranger.
Think about it!
Think about it one more time.
Yes, sir.
What are you doing?
Are you having fun?
No...
I'll do my best.
What are you doing?
Orange!
You said it yourself!
Thank you very much!
I'm sorry!
I'll come back!
Orange, run away!
I'm sorry!
Thank you very much!
Help me!
God, help me!
God!
Let go of that girl's hand!
That girl?
This girl?
Help me!
You don't like it, do you?
Well, if you say this is a funny joke, I'll tell you.
What did you say?
Say it!
If you eat potatoes, will you get fat?
You're late!
Stop it!
You're kidding me!
But you're my hostage, so I can't help it!
Tell me, Babel-san!
What?
Today, you developed a wonderful movie!
What did you say?
If you press that switch, poison will come out!
With that poison, all life on earth will die!
It's hard...
I'm glad you're here.
I worked hard to think of a way to meet you.
It's not a way, it's a curse.
It's a curse, I won't forgive you!
Stop it! Let go of that hand!
Your life is in danger! Give it up!
Give it up!
I'll do it with you.
Give it up!
Damn it! If it's like this...
Loren! Loren!
Oh, Babel-sama.
What's going on?
Do something!
I'm sorry, Babel-sama.
I was thinking.
Hurry up and die!
Murder case series, part one!
Orient Express Murder Case!
Oh, so this is Orient Express.
Secret Murder Case!
Oh, so this is a secret case.
Murder case series!
I curse you!
I'll eat you!
Loren! Loren!
Men's cuisine.
Eat a tuna.
May I?
Yes.
Here you go.
Scary!
Now, with this...
We two decided...
...to eat sushi.
I was imagining something worse.
Be careful.
Hey!
This one's really hard.
You sound like Seven.
Let's go in order. It'll take some time.
Can you hold it for me?
What?
Why?
With your arms.
What are you doing?
Why?
Hold it with your arms. It'll slip.
It's okay.
Hold it properly.
Hold it properly!
You have a big mouth!
That's why it feels good.
No, no, no.
I'm not doing anything.
Hold it. I'll turn it around for you later.
Ah!
It's heavy!
Stop it!
It's hard.
Wow, this is amazing.
Can you put in more?
Like this?
Look at this.
This is fine, isn't it?
Right?
Can you do it?
I can do it!
You can't do it like that!
Alright!
Since it's a man's dish, I'll eat a big one!
Wow!
Look!
Where's the rice?
Wait a minute!
What are you doing with the meat?
How many do you want me to cut and leave it?
You cut the meat and leave the rice?
Alright, I'll eat it.
But you can't change the taste if you eat it in a restaurant!
Right?!
It's good!
It's really good!
I know you'll say it's bad, but it's really good!
It's good!
Men's cooking, part two.
Eat anko (red bean paste)
Today we'll eat anko.
This is difficult.
This is it!
I'm not eating it!
I'm going to eat it!
We're all together again.
I'm going to eat it!
You look like you have a bad breath.
I'm really scared!
How do you crush it?
Abe-san!
This is how you do it.
You crush it and eat it.
Let's do it.
He's getting drunk!
Is this okay?
This one?
That's it!
Eat it!
You do it.
Don't hesitate.
Higher.
Stop looking at me like that!
Wow, that was scary!
I'm a suspended motor!
I'm going to go all the way down.
Something's coming out of you. What's this?
Drink it! Drink it! Drink it!
Why?!
Drink it! Drink it!
Your eyes are open!
This is...
This is no good!
Do you cut it like this?
Vertically?
Wow, this is really scary!
A whole fish just came out of my mouth!
I'm sorry!
You can eat this meat.
Yes, you can eat it.
The skin is delicious.
If you eat this, you'll be addicted.
Addicted?
Put it all in your mouth!
Oh, I'm tired.
What are you talking about?
I don't like it here.
Are you okay, brother?
Well...
Brother, if you were...
If you were...
If you were with that old lady in Matsubara...
I hate that old lady.
Don't say that.
She looks like an English woman.
She's tough.
I don't know if you like her or not, but I hate her.
Don't say that.
It doesn't matter.
Then...
It's okay.
I don't care.
I'm...
I'm not Japanese.
She's tough.
I'm serious.
I don't know what you're talking about.
I don't know.
Brother!
What are you doing?
Brother!
I don't know.
One gentle kiss, and you kissed me for the second time.
I'm sure I can feel you.
My heart skipped a beat for you.
You're a monkey monkey baby.
Die!
Fly, fly, fly, fly, fly.
I can't do it.
My dream is too much, my dream is too much.
Why don't you leave me alone?
How many times do I have to tell you?
They called me "bad" when I was fifteen.
I don't want anything.
Don't say it like that.
Tomorrow or the day after tomorrow.
And then you'll get lost.
Shine more, swing more.
Because you're beautiful.
Thank you.
I don't know this song.
I just stared at the scenery flowing by.
The cherry blossom season sky is blue and sad.
My heart shook.