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The belt conveyor belt volleyball that has been running and running and running with high praise!
Tonight is a personal battle special that costs a total of 3 million yen in prize money!
Tonight's opponent, who Matsu-chan chose as one of the best billiards in the entertainment world, is Masaharu Fukuyama!
It's a serious battle between men!
Matsu-chan went to Shinjuku Academy of Sciences with Professor Takamoto!
The professor is interested in everything he sees and does for the first time!
It's a bokeh show special for guests!
Will he be able to put on a bokeh of anger in the east of last time's punishment game?
Of course, there are a lot of new works and popular works!
The downtown bokeh special begins now!
I'm sorry.
Are you busy now?
I'm busy. I'm a customer. I can't be replaced.
It may be a long story, but I have to go to a party today.
I have to go to a party, but it's New Year's Day and I got a bonus.
I thought I'd ask you about electrolytes.
That's right. That's right.
What I want to ask you today is what are the three major elements of electrolytes?
Well, strong, economic, and kissing.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Well, I have a lot of things I want, but my room is cold for now.
It's cold.
And I was wondering if you had a stove.
Do you have a stove?
Are you okay?
Well, I'll leave it to you.
Think about what you want best, and bring it to me.
Come on, we don't have much time.
It seems like it'll be warm even if it's hot today.
That's right, that's right, that's right.
This is it, this is it.
Pass this through here, and hold this.
Kung-fu, kung-fu, kung-fu, kung-fu, kung-fu.
Kung-fu means red, magical banana.
What are you saying?
Does it matter? You can hit me anyway you want me to hit you!
Nhanchi!
Does it matter if you hit me or not at all?
I don't mind anything!
You know, I tell you but only All Giants can defeat me in Yoshimoto!
Are you kidding me?
How dare you?
Spit it out!
Even if you beat up and beat up and beat up at a strange store, you still have a stove that seems to be warm.
It's not a stove, it's a scombe.
You're licking up this cliff and saying it's a stove, but you brought a scombe and put this scombe on top of it!
I really don't need a scombe, but I'll eat it because it's a waste. Shut up!
Aren't you going out? Don't you understand the meaning of a stove?!
Hey! If you say it's a stove, it's warmer! This isn't warm at all!
Why do you have to eat such a snack? Bring me a stove! It's warm! Hurry up!
Hey! It's just a snack. Why can't people who have a stove bring it right away?
It's warm, it's warm. A stove is warm. It's warm even if you put it next to you.
This is a scombe, not a stove.
One, two, one, two, three, I want a scombe.
The scombe you brought, only my sadness is enough for me.
Don't underestimate me!
You're always making fun of me!
That's because at the music station, boys look at you with cold eyes!
You're not laughing at all!
Put it down! Put it down! Hurry up!
Put it down! Put it down! What's wrong with you? You're eating from your body!
Put it down! I'm going home today!
Do you have anything you want? Do you have anything you want?
Do you have an initial observation device?
When you live alone and you're lonely, even though you're a man, you don't do much about cooking.
But it's annoying to clean up afterwards.
If you had one, you could easily do it. Do you have an initial observation device?
Do you really have one? Then I'll take it.
Then hurry up and bring it! Hurry up!
What's wrong with you? What's wrong with you?
A scombe must have an initial observation device.
Born on April 7, 1954 in Nadaso Hospital in Hong Kong.
His real name is Chin Kou Seng.
When he was seven years old, he entered Chinese comedy school and became a great hit.
Isn't this your initial observation device?
Isn't this the initial observation device I told you about?
Isn't it the initial observation device you brought with you?
The initial observation device and the initial observation device are completely different, aren't they?
One hundred thousand yen, fifty thousand yen, it's like fate.
It doesn't matter to you, does it?
You're really going to do something, aren't you?
I'm going to do something!
I'm going to cut down a leaf!
Cut it down! Cut it down! Cut it down!
What's wrong with you?
You're only in the electric shop. Why are you so happy?
Electric shop, happy...
I'm sure you're laughing at me.
If you look at me like that...
I'm going crazy!
It's not like that!
I don't need the initial observation device anymore!
I don't need it anymore! I don't need anything anymore!
No, I'm going home, girls.
At least you know...
You know...
Yes, you know the electric stand, don't you?
Well, that's about it.
Cut it down!
Are you going to do it or not?!
Are you going to do it?!
Cut it down!
What's wrong with you?
You're only in the electric shop. Why are you so happy?
Electric stand, cut it down!
It looks like a delicious electric stand.
It's not an electric stand...
It's a Genghis Khan!
Cut it down!
Genghis Khan!
I want it! I want it!
Genghis Khan!
I want it! I want it!
Boing! Boing! Boing!
I want it! I want it!
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So, George and Hiro, you two are here together, right?
Yeah.
I hope you don't get caught.
And now, Sensei will say...
Oh, your line.
Shall we do a hitchhike?
Why not?
Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Actually, I'm going on a trip next month.
Today?
Yeah.
So you're going?
Yeah. Shall we do a hitchhike?
It's fine if it's next month, but I'm counting on you.
We don't have much time, so do it quickly.
I know.
And now, Nishikawa-kun will say his usual line.
Nishikawa-kun!
Say your usual line!
Get out of my way, you idiot!
Who? Who are you?
Who are you?
What do you mean, "Introduce me to a woman"?
Nishikawa-kun!
You're such a bald comedian. Remember that!
Nishikawa-kun!
If you say it, I'll introduce you to anyone and everything!
Anything and everything!
It's fine. It's fine.
We don't have much time.
Let's go.
Let's go!
Number four!
Please!
Hiro-san, I'm counting on you!
You're wearing a beard, aren't you?
Please!
What are you doing?
Number four!
Ready...
Start!
(Fighting sounds)
Daidokoro's...
Shower!
(Laughter)
Fight!
(Laughter)
My stomach hurts.
(Laughter)
My stomach hurts.
Taihon!
Sensei!
(Laughter)
Daidokoro's...
Daidokoro's... (Laughter)
Shower!
(Laughter)
Shirajirasu, are you listening?
(Laughter)
Nishikawa-kun!
Are you laughing?
(Laughter)
If you say "shower", then it's "shower"!
Huh?!
It's "shower"!
(Laughter)
What song is that?!
(Laughter)
What song is that?!
(Laughter)
What song is that?!
What romance?!
(Laughter)
What's funny?!
You're making me laugh!
(Laughter)
You want me to laugh?!
(Laughter)
I'll make you laugh!
(Laughter)
You want me to make you laugh?!
(Laughter)
You want me to make you laugh?!
(Laughter)
If you say "shower", then it's "shower"!
Huh?!
It's "shower"!
(Laughter)
This kid, today...
(Laughter)
Today...
(Roaring)
It's written as "beast's dog", "beast's dog"!
It's a wolf now, but...
I'll catch you!
(Roaring)
(Laughter)
(Roaring)
(Laughter)
You've gone too far, haven't you?
I'm sorry.
In a world where so many tragedies have happened...
Excuse me! Excuse me!
I'm sorry.
No, I've gone too far. I'm sorry.
Instead of that, if you say something properly, I'll do anything for you!
I know.
Please!
Yes, Nishikawa-kun, you're up next.
I'm sorry.
What are you doing?
Let me hear my true voice!
Let me hear your heart!
It should have arrived by now.
Mr. Yuzura!
Do you also have a beautiful voice?
Don't talk like that!
No.
Don't talk like that!
You know...
What can I say to such a woman?
What are you doing?
I'm sorry.
At last!
Omban!
Ready!
Start!
(Music)
At that time, Tokohai saw ...
Action!
It's over!
Today is the end!
Go wherever you want!
Come in!
Anmai, play with me!
What do you mean "play with me"?
We can't play go-kon at this hour!
It's not go-kon...
You don't know how to play go-kon, do you?
Tell me.
Let's play by the rules of go-kon.
By the rules of go-kon?
Let's go to a place where we can do whatever we want.
That's what makes Shunriku.
Is that so?
Of course it is...
It's not like we're sisters or anything...
You're so mean!
Don't say that!
I understand.
It's almost time for you to go back to New York.
That's right.
It's the last one.
The last one.
Let's go, then.
I'll carry you.
Thank you.
Professor, you're too much of a Kabuki fan.
I'm not a Kabuki fan.
How long has it been, Professor?
It hasn't been 20 years.
It hasn't been 20 years?
You don't usually come to Shinjuku, do you?
I don't come to Shinjuku.
Not around here.
I went to high school in Shinjuku.
Oh, you did?
But I didn't come here from Yasukuni Street.
Oh, you didn't come here from Yasukuni Street.
On the other side of the street...
I want to eat at Kinokuniya.
Oh, you got caught.
Oh, you got called.
Anyway, let's go.
Well, first of all, today is a play day.
First of all, we'll loosen up.
How about you, Batting Coach?
I've never done it before.
Professor, you're right.
It's pretty fast.
Let me see it. I'll go in first.
Professor, let me see it. I'll go in first.
I'll watch it here.
I'm a person who can play culture soccer even in karaoke.
Amazing.
Whoa, scary.
It's been a while since I've done it.
You're hitting it pretty hard.
I don't know if I can hit it with one shot.
Professor, let me see it.
What? Really?
Professor, let me see it.
Really?
Wait a minute.
I hit it.
The form is strange.
Yes, it's strange.
I can't hit it at all.
But there's nothing wrong with it.
Can you hit it with your left hand?
Yes, I can.
What?
You hit it with your left hand, didn't you?
Maybe.
Now, professor!
Can you hit it with your waist?
With my waist?
How will it go?
You're hitting it!
There you go!
You have to see the last ball!
You have to see it!
I can't see the ball!
You can't see the ball!
I can see it!
You have to see the ball until the end!
If you do that, you'll look like a piano player!
No, no, no!
That's it!
That was good!
I did it!
Are you done, professor?
I'm done! It's the last one!
It's the last one!
It's tough!
Now you're out of shape, professor!
Let's go to the next game!
Not yet?
Let's go to the next game!
Playing is so tough!
A man who has already washed his hands of blood.
Kako.
Kondo Masahiro.
Asuma Mutekisaru.
He fought against Kimura Takuya and lost two games in a row.
Masumoto Hitoshi's billiards battle!
Now, a new battle begins!
Masumoto Hitoshi vs Fukuyama Masaharu!
Last time, I said I wouldn't do it.
But before I went to him, the agency refused me to do it.
Today, I finally got to do it.
That's right.
I also got this ball.
It's said to be the best ball in the world.
It's called "Adam's ball."
I'm going to do it today.
Are you going to get it?
Well, I'm going to get it.
I don't know if I'm going to be in 10th place like I usually am.
But it seems like you've improved a lot today.
That's right.
For today and for tomorrow, I'll do my best.
I'm looking forward to it.
Banking.
Here I go.
(Laughter)
You're good!
It's a little different from the first round.
(Laughter)
Wow!
ROUND ONE
Start with Fukuyama's break.
Fukuyama gets the first shot.
He aims for the second shot with a bank shot...
Miss!
Matsumoto's first shot.
Oh, come on!
Matsumoto misses.
He's relaxed, isn't he?
Fukuyama aims for the second shot with one cushion.
Foul. Foul.
A suspended foul!
(Laughter)
Matsumoto aims for the second shot with a side pocket.
Humans do appear, don't they?
(Laughter)
He gets it with ease!
He keeps his handball in a high position!
He's aiming for the 3rd corner, but it's a miss!
Fukuyama gets the 3rd corner!
Fukuyama misses the 5th shot.
Matsumoto gets the 5th shot with a brilliant bank shot!
Next is the 6th shot.
Fukuyama gets the 5th shot with a brilliant bank shot!
Matsumoto gets the 5th shot with a brilliant bank shot!
Fukuyama gets the 5th shot with a brilliant bank shot!
Fukuyama gets the 8th shot with a brilliant bank shot!
Fukuyama misses the 8th shot with a brilliant bank shot!
It's a little bad, isn't it?
I don't agree with you two.
Let's do it again!
It's not the time for sunglasses.
Can you take off your glasses?
It's better to shoot diagonally.
Fukuyama starts with a break!
2nd and 4th also get!
Nice break!
Fukuyama aims for the 1st, but misses!
Matsumoto's easy ball!
He misses it!
I'm sick of this!
Do you have to call the 9th?
If you don't hit it, it's the worst.
Fukuyama aims for the 9th with a combination shot of 1st and 9th, but misses!
Matsumoto also aims for the 9th with a combination shot of 1st and 9th, but misses!
Fukuyama also aims for the 9th with a combination shot of 1st and 9th, but misses!
Ouch!
Matsumoto now aims for the 5th and 9th with a combination shot of 1st and 9th.
Misses! And a scratch on his hand!
The worst result!
Fukuyama now aims for the 9th with a combination shot of 1st and 9th.
Well...
That's how it is.
It can't be helped.
That's how it is.
Fukuyama now aims for the 9th with a combination shot of 1st and 9th.
Well, it's not good.
It's not good.
It's bad luck.
Shall we do it again?
Let's do it again.
A cash prize of 1 million yen!
Fukuyama now aims for the 9th with a combination shot of 1st and 9th.
Matsumoto now aims for the 1st with a combination shot of 1st and 9th.
That's not good!
He now aims for the 2nd with a combination shot of 1st and 9th.
And now, he aims for the 3rd with a sheer slip!
Now, he aims for the 4th.
But, the 4th miss!
I thought of aiming for the hand, but I can't.
You can't?
It's not good.
Fukuyama now aims for the 4th and 9th with a combination shot of 1st and 9th.
And now, he aims for the 5th.
And now, he aims for the 8th as well!
There is only the 9th left.
It's a perfect position.
With overwhelming strength, Fukuyama wins by 3 points!
Let's do it one more time, it's been a while.
Let's do it one more time.
Matsuko and Daki are in, and it's round 4!
This is Fukuyama's break shot again!
He gets 4th!
He gets 1st!
Matsumoto is carefully aiming for 2nd.
He gets 2nd with a brilliant bank shot!
He gets 3rd, and it's a scratch!
Fukuyama gets 5th!
He gets 6th!
He gets 7th in a row!
Fukuyama gets 2 points!
He gets 9th!
Fukuyama wins 4 in a row!
I don't know what to say.
I don't know what to say, but 5 times...
5 times...
I feel bad.
Luck is bad too.
Luck makes you bad yourself.
Crying or laughing is the best!
Round 5!
Fukuyama's break shot!
Matsumoto, who wants revenge, carefully aims for first place.
But the worst scratch! And it gave Fukuyama a great chance!
Fukuyama decides the position of the ball and tries to finish with a combination of first and ninth.
This is a little difficult, really.
Masumoto Kantai!
Well, today...
Well, a lot of things happened, but...
Yes.
Well, I didn't want to say this, but...
Before the performance...
My mother passed away.
That too...
I'm going to the hospital soon.
Oh, is that so?
I can't concentrate.
That too...
Well, thank you.
Oh, no, no, no...
Well, it can't be helped.
Thank you very much.
Mother...
Satoshi...
Tea is ready.
Gyoza, baby...
Every day, Gyoza...
Stop it!
What's wrong with you?!
Do you know what you're doing?!
We're baking Gyoza.
What?!
How did you know?!
Kamato and Butcher.
What?!
What's wrong with you?!
I know!
You're baking Gyoza with your father every night!
Satoshi...
You know what you're doing!
Don't hit me!
What's wrong with you?!
Satoshi!
Shut up!
What is it?!
Speak up!
- Who are you? - M-Masatoshi's friend, right?
Friend, huh? You can tell just by looking at me, can't you?
W-well, you know... at this hour, lying in a man's room...
D-dumplings...
Don't be impressed! Don't talk so arrogantly about these dumplings!
What? Is she your friend? You have to choose a friend properly!
Stop it already! I know everything!
What is this?!
- T-this is... - Masatoshi, where did you get this?
Under your bed.
You guys use it every night.
I heard you guys don't just grill it.
Sometimes you fry it, sometimes you boil it, and sometimes you just ignore it!
I-it doesn't matter! For now... go home!
- Shut up! - What's wrong with you? - E-Eri-chan!
- Eri-chan, go over there! - Huh?
- Ah! Dumplings! - Eri-chan!
- Where did you get those words?! - Because you told me I could grill them, you know?
I'm going to teach you two a lesson!
- If you don't even tell Eri-chan about it, you'll regret it! - Shut up!
- Don't be impressed! - You guys use it every night!
- Don't say things like that in public! - I'll say it no matter what!
Dumplings!
Dumplings, dumplings!
- Ohohohoho! - Ohohohoho!
- Again!
- Ohohohoho! - I'll go to your house!
- Your son loves making dumplings! - Ohohohoho!
- Eijuu! - Dad!
- Don't eat it!
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Now, tonight is "THE TEAM FIGHT" SPECIAL!
Today, all of you are wearing the same color of jersey, so it's going to be an individual match!
Sound good?
Now, all of you are going to drop the red and white colored dice!
At that stage, the red team and the white team will be separated!
That means...
It could be 5 against 3...
Or 7 against 1...
Or you could be separated!
I got most of it!
I got most of it in the middle of it!
The team with one point wins!
- Just one point! - Just one point!
- Okay! - Okay!
- One point match! - Yes!
The prize money is 300,000 yen for each match!
300,000 yen!
For each match, 300,000 yen goes to one team!
- That's right! - Yes!
- We're going to do it 10 times! - Yes!
- I see! - Hey you!
- If we keep doing it 1 against 7... - If we do it 1 against 7 and one of us wins, it's 300,000 yen!
- That means we have a chance! - Yes!
But in the end, the team with the most prize money will win!
- White! - Ready...
- White! - White!
Matsumoto and Kurano are red!
- It's true! - It's true!
I'm winning today!
Get ready!
Four!
- One! - One!
Wait! Wait!
Stop it!
- One! - One!
Wait!
The angle of the court is the most relaxed angle 1.
Matsumoto carefully served.
A fluffy ball.
Now that he's returned it, it's still a strong ball.
Now, Kurama receives!
Now, Matsumoto is...
Matsumoto is...
desperately returning it!
The belt conveyor is starting to rotate!
Now, it's still a spike!
It's rotating, it's rotating!
Matsumoto is running!
Matsumoto returns it!
Takahashi jumps up and...
jumps and it's still a spike!
Now, this ball is...
Kurama has picked it up!
Now, Matsumoto has connected it!
Can Kurama return this ball?
Kurama...
has returned it!
Can Kurama get it back?
Matsumoto has given up!
This game is over for the white team!
Third round...
start!
Red!
Yellow!
The ones in the east are red!
All of them! All of them are behind!
Now, the ones in the east are serving!
Kurama receives...
this high ball!
Now, this ball is...
dropped! It's a foul!
It dropped in between the court!
Is it okay?
Ah, it's okay!
It's enough to stand up!
Now, the game continues!
The spike is still...
This is...
Now, Yuu has returned it!
He returned it with a receive one-touch!
He jumps up and...
the ones in the east are getting excited!
Now...
Here, the receive is a little disturbed!
He returned it!
He jumps up and...
The timing is still off!
Can he get it?
He can't get it!
You're too rampant!
Let's see the scores!
It's like this.
The top 16 are...
Hamada and Itao.
Itao has already lost his back.
Hamada, you idiot!
What's wrong with you?
Go!
What's wrong with you?
It's me, Itao!
It's you again!
Go!
The angle of the court has become the most difficult.
Hamada serves.
It hits the back of the court.
Yuga receives it.
Hamada pushes the ball into the opponent's court.
Hamada's received it.
Here is the ball.
Hamada receives it.
Can he get it back?
He received it.
The game is getting more and more tricky.
Hamada receives it.
He receives it.
The ball can't be received.
He receives it.
The red team wins!
(cheers and applause)
(thud)
Out of bounds!
There!
(thud)
(cheers and applause)
(laughter)
It's really dark!
(cheers and applause)
(laughter)
(cheers and applause)
Yes, let's do it!
Ready...
Now, Hamada's serve has started the game.
Out angle is 2, relatively gentle angle.
East's No. 1 touch receive.
This is... Hamada! Oh, Hamada! Dangerous!
But... Ah, this started.
Now, the rotation has started. Will the players be able to fall apart?
He jumped over the fence, but he can't fly!
It's a goal!
Let's look at the goal!
Gantotsuya!
What are you whispering?
If you are 42, you are a top-class hero!
OK, let's start!
One, two...
Brazil is alone!
Goal!
Goal for Brazil!
Goal!
The angle of the court is 3 in the middle.
Ryu serves!
Good ball passed!
This ball is...
Itao carefully receives it and...
It's a fluffy ball!
Now...
He connects it and...
It's flying!
He drops it!
It fell!
Itao dropped it again!
Is it OK?
It seems OK.
It's flying!
Not only once, but twice!
But...
The ball doesn't reach the net!
White team wins!
Now, the final battle! Ready, and...
Right now, Ryoko will win!
The court angle has become the tightest since 6.
Shinohara is serving carefully.
Both teams are afraid of spinning and are trying not to move as much as possible.
A quiet battle.
Now, however, the spin has begun.
It's falling. It's falling apart from the court.
Now, who will receive this ball?
It's You. You has returned it.
And Shinohara has returned...
No, no, he hasn't returned it!
It's a high ball!
Imada has jumped and pushed it into the opponent's court!
This ball is received by...
Matsumoto!
Matsumoto's miss!
Matsumoto's receive miss!
Yes!
Alright!
You can't stand it anymore!
Now, the situation is...
Both teams have won!
Now, the special prize is...
Imada has returned it!
Yuu 47!
Yuu hasn't stopped yet!
The last match!
One, two...
It's a reversal!
Ah, it's the same as Hamada-san!
No good...
No good, we won't win.
I'm a man, but I'm a man!
Let's go!
It's finally the last match!
Shinohara has dropped a high serve!
Will Yuu win the prize money?
Or will Shinohara win?
The one who wins this last match will be the winner!
It's really a woman's fight!
Now, will Konano receive and cut Shinohara?
Or will Shinohara cut Shinohara?
Konano has returned it!
Yamada has returned it!
Now, this is...
No, no, he hasn't returned it!
But Yuu has received it!
But...
He received it!
Konano wins!
There is a final result on the strategy board!
Let's go!
It's one and one!
I love you!
Thank you!
That's all for this week! Thank you!
Otawazakushi
The company's Otawazakushi students are estimated to die last night.
The cause of death is a rope cut.
Of course, it's a great visual aspect.
No matter what you do, you can't get into college in Tokyo.
Even if you say you're going back to school, it seems like you're stuck.
What else do you know?
He said he wanted to be a robot writer in the future.
Oh, I see.
This is suicide, isn't it?
Oh? Why?
Recently, he noticed a change in his body and was worried about it.
But he couldn't talk to anyone about it.
How did you know?
According to his observation diary...
Something's growing up. Something's growing up.
Am I not the only one like this?
I see. What else do you know?
My relatives call me "lightning", but...
I always say, "I only have a torso."
I'm a "fujitsura".
I'm going to die.
Why?
It's not like the other "otama-jyakushi" students who commit suicide.
Oh, that's right.
There's a "hodou-reki".
"Hodou-reki"?
Even if I do "manbiki" in "manbiki-no-joshu-han", I can't do it.
But I can do it now, so I can't leave.
That's right.
Yes, yes, yes.
I was bragging about it to my friends.
I see.
On top of that, when you talk about it with your friends,
they say, "If you get drunk, I'll put four letters on you."
or "If you say it hurts, I'll stop right away."
They also say, "Am I wrong?"
If you say this is Osaka, it's Tennoji.
Am I wrong?
My right side is lacoste and my left side is crocodile.
Am I wrong?
They say that and they approach me.
You're strange.
You're crazy.
I have an interesting story.
Oh, what is it?
I asked a teacher of calligraphy school.
He told me that I would be able to do "kensui" several times.
I also heard an interesting story.
What is it?
At this rate, I won't be able to go back to my New Year's family.
I heard that no one can change it.
It was told to me by a little boy named Yoko.
Who is that Yoko?
She's a girl like you.
I don't know her.
She's your partner now.
You're going to kill me.
Oh, what's up?
I'm going to kill you.
What did you say?
The culprit is Tanaka Kunie.
Really? How did you know?
I don't know.
Ah! It's because of Aodaisho.
I see.
It's because of him.
Aodaisho Daisho.
It's easy to understand.
Okay, now go and report to Tanakago.
I don't want to do it.
I'm in trouble again.
It can't be helped.
Go and wash it again.
Yes, sir!
But, detective...
Yes?
I don't understand.
I don't know, either.
Why was there a microphone on the controller of the old family computer?
Open it.
It's hard. I want to lie down.
It's cold.
What are you doing?
There is no key.
Wait.
It's open.
It's not open.
Wait!
Hey!
Key!
Bring me the key!
Where is he?
Hurry up!
Excuse me.
You can't go in.
Hurry up!
You can't go in because there is no key.
I can't go in. I can't go in because there is no key.
I can't go in at all.
If you had permission, you could go in.
What? What are you doing?
I can't have it.
It's a prisoner.
I don't have it.
Give it to him.
Why can't I have it?
I don't have a key or anything like that.
What are you talking about?
I don't know.
What are you talking about?
Give me the key!
Whatever.
Can I say something?
Don't raise your hand.
You talk a lot to me.
I do.
But I don't sleep much.
Is it because of stress?
What are you thinking about?
I'm thinking about taking care of the cat.
It's a cat.
Cat!
Cat.
Cat!
Cat.
Cat!
Cat.
I'm trying so hard to speak Osaka dialect, but I can't.
Do it!
Speak with all your heart!
Don't say things like that all the time!
There's a lot of things you shouldn't say.
I'm going to watch it today.
Watch it?
Yes.
What are you doing?
Come here!
What are you doing?
What is this?
Isn't it cool?
It's not cool or anything like that.
Do I have to laugh about it?
I didn't do it to make you laugh like that!
What kind of person is he?
I'm begging you.
Do it for me!
I think it's that cat guy.
Cat!
It's true!
What are you doing?
It's cold!
It's not like it's cold or anything like that!
It's big!
The movement of the stomach is big!
It's cold!
I didn't do it like that!
I don't care!
So do it for me!
Do it for me!
What do you want me to do?
The key...
Should I go and look for it?
Go and look for it!
What should I do if it's there?
If it's there, bring it and open it!
Oh, I see.
Are you listening?
Hey!
What are you doing here?
Why are you standing there?
Get out of here!
Don't avoid me!
It's cold!
If you do this...
I'll definitely avoid you!
What are you doing?
It's cold!
It's hot!
What is this?
I didn't think of that at all!
It's not funny or not funny at all!
No, no, no...
This guy...
When I was little, I was told I was funny...
I think you're right about that!
You were told you were funny in school...
Yes, yes, yes...
What did you say your nickname was when you were in school?
What?
When you were in school...
When you were in school, you had a lot of nicknames, didn't you?
Yes, yes, yes...
I've heard of this guy's nickname...
He makes excuses like...
Can you say it again?
Your nickname...
When you were in school...
I told you!
Don't touch me!
It's a big one...
Say it!
I've seen it all...
From the 3rd floor...
From the 2nd floor...
From the 1st floor...
I've seen it all!
What's with that nickname?
Is it cool?
I've seen it all!
You could just say it normally!
I'll say number 1 and 2!
I'll look for them!
It's not cool...
Seriously...
What's with you?!
Your choice of words is weird!
Weak or strong...
I can't say I can't do it right now...
But I'll say it to my boss as soon as possible...
Oh, you'll do that?
Yes, yes!
I'll take care of it...
Hey, Tokushima!
Tokushima!
Tokushima, go home!
Is that how you're going to treat me?!
You're going to make me laugh for the rest of my life!
What are you doing?!
What's with that "the other way around" thing?!
Just say it!
There was...
Huh?!
There was...
What?!
A key.
What's with you?!
Open it up!
What do you mean "open it up"?
Open it up!
Where are you going?!
Open it up!
I said I wanted to see it!
Open it up!
Hey!
Who's that guy?!
He's so annoying!
What's his name?
His name is...
He's a lawyer.
So...
Is there a place like New York?
Yeah, like this.
Oh, yeah!
Look over there!
This is passing by...
The Downtown Theatre...
...is now...
...opening!
It's now open!
It's a new stage for us!
How's it going for you today?
Well...
About 20 years ago...
Yeah!
I went on "Beginner's Rap"...
You did!
And got a single from Yumin!
You got a CD from Yumin with your pachinko!
I did!
That's great to hear!
So, today...
Our Downtown Theatre...
...seems like it's a new stage for us!
Try and get something out of this!
Yeah!
Let's go and see!
So...
Me and the professor...
Who's going to win?
It's a battle!
Where should we go?
Oh, there it is!
Let's go around it!
Oh, no!
What's wrong?
Oh, no!
Come on!
Let's go over there!
I'll go with you!
Ah! Ah! It's finally a beach!
What do we do? Are we going to fall?
I'm going to fall too!
Ah! It's no good.
Ta-dah!
What's with this long hair and long eyes?
Ah! It's no good.
It's no good.
If it opens up, it's going to be a big disaster.
It's true.
Something fun is going to happen.
Ah! Here it comes! Here it comes! Here it comes!
It hurts.
Ah!
Here it comes!
Ah!
Matsumoto, you're one step too early!
You're right.
You're really bad at diving!
Matsumoto! Matsumoto!
You're late!
You're a shame! You're not laughing!
Even if you dive now!
Matsumoto! Matsumoto!
You're late!
It's no good!
Matsumoto, you should've told me you were going to go back to Funsen.
You should switch. Switch, switch. Switch, switch.
Good, good, good.
You... you...
Why don't you just dive into the air?
You're too fast!
You can do it! You can do it! You can do it!
Go!
Are you going to shave your beard?
My beard? No, I'm not going to shave it!
I'm not going to shave it!
It's so close!
No, it's over!
It's over.
Hang in there!
It's over.
I wish there were more dinosaurs.
All right!
Let's stop now.
All right!
Let's stop.
Let's stop. My chest hurts.
All right!
Let's stop now.
One, two, go!
Catch it!
It's over.
The professor is good.
Yes.
He's been coming out all the time.
Yes.
What's wrong with me?
I've never seen that before.
I've entered the second round.
This match is the professor's victory.
I did it!
I want you to try catching it for more than an hour.
If you notice it...
It'll be over in no time.
Let's go to the next game.
Let's go.
Thank you very much.
This is the first time we're doing this in front of an audience.
Until now we've been doing this without an audience.
So we don't know if it's funny or not.
But today we'll know if it's funny or not.
Let's go!
The four of you will appear!
I didn't think all four of you would disagree with me.
Everyone, today is special.
You will be fooled in two situations.
Of course, you will be the one who will be judged.
I am often said to be a precise and accurate judge.
Is that okay?
Please do your best!
Of course, the person who will be judged will be punished.
This is going to be tough.
Okay, that's enough. Let's go!
Let's go!
The first situation is this!
Huh? What is this?
This is a common situation.
This is really a bad situation.
You are the culprits here.
You will be investigated and you will be asked where you were and what you were doing.
You will be fooled in one of these situations.
Now, I would like you to cooperate with me in this situation.
Okay!
Let's start with this person!
Akiru!
That's enough.
Please do your best!
This person was told so many things and he was finally asked to give a speech.
That's how he was judged.
When we say "big", we mean his career.
He is big, isn't he?
We are ready over there, so let's go!
Let's start with Itao!
Please do your best!
If you eat it, it will be bad for you.
Hurry up and eat it.
If you eat it, you will say it all.
Okay?
Come on, don't be so stubborn.
Let's go home. We've got plenty of time, right?
Want a drink?
You don't smoke anymore, do you?
No, I'm thinking of quitting too, but I can't drink.
I'm not popular with girls.
Well, that's one thing.
The first time I smoked was when I was ten.
I had a bad friend.
If I didn't do this, he'd say I'm not a man.
Suddenly, I'd smoke it all the way to the bottom and it'd be smoking.
What do you think?
When I woke up, I saw my mother's angry face in front of me.
I didn't want her to feel the pain.
I still remember it clearly now.
But I've never felt my parents' gratitude for me like I did back then.
If only they were still alive.
You too, take care of your parents while they're still alive.
Now...
It's about time you quit.
Huh?
You have enough motive.
It's also clear that you're the one who killed her.
Huh?
And you're letting Zonzel know about it.
Do you have a part-time job?
At midnight on December 14th, according to death rate...
Who did you work for?!
I was a companion in Saitama.
Now...
What do you think?
Wow!
You have a good career!
It's like watching a TV show.
You're from the south, right?
Yes!
Now, what's your score?!
It's...
45 points!
Thank you!
Want a smoke?
You don't smoke, do you?
I was going to quit, but...
I can't drink, and I'm not popular with girls.
That's all.
Well, it's about time you spit it out.
You have enough motivation.
If you had a girlfriend, it would be you.
Anyone can see it clearly.
Huh?
You know it and you're fooling around, you bastard.
Hey!
Do you have an alibi?
Fatty estimated time December 14th at 10 o'clock at night!
Where and what were you doing?!
Where? Where? Where? Where? Where?
What? What? What? What? What? What?
Career! Career! Career! Career! Career!
Thank you!
Thank you very much!
Thank you!
This was thrilling!
Ok, now!
Thank you!
Now we score our 3rd goal!
Ta-dah!
38 minutes!
I see.
Not a single one.
I see.
Well...
Don't worry about it.
I have a very low number of tasks.
What's wrong with you?
Do you want a drink?
You don't smoke, do you?
No, I'm not going to do it either.
I can't drink.
I can't have a woman.
That's all.
Well...
It's about time you threw up.
Huh?
You have enough motivation.
She did it because you did it.
Anyone knows that.
That's it!
Don't play dumb with me.
Huh?
Do you have an alibi?
At midnight on December 14th, when fat levels are estimated...
Where did you come from?!
Otetsuki!
Whoa, this is bad!
Damn it!
This is bad!
This is really bad!
And it really hurts!
It hurts!
It really hurts!
You're laughing too much, Akariya-san!
You're laughing too much!
Akariya-san said something like "fifty-fifty".
Alright, here it is!
Kurano-san's special move is...
Fifty-fifty!
It's getting lower and lower and lower...
This is bad!
Wanna smoke?
You don't smoke, do you?
Well, I'm thinking of quitting too...
But I can't drink...
And I'm not popular with girls...
Well, that's one thing...
Alright!
Why don't you smoke now?
You have enough motive!
It's obvious you had a girlfriend!
You don't know that, but you know it!
Do you have an alibi?
At midnight on December 14th, when fat water is low...
Where were you and what did you say?!
I was joking with Itao-san...
Take this, you bastards!
Wow!
Can you walk?
I'm walking, I'm walking!
There's a cord, there's a cord!
Wow!
Why did you keep looking at my face when I was talking about my career?
Even when I was smoking cigarettes?
Wow!
Usually you don't say "wow" but you kept looking at me like this!
And you still...
You still haven't run yet!
Well, well...
I'm sorry!
You're too big of a shocker!
Wow!
Now, Higashino-san's score!
What?
Oh, I can do this, I can do this!
Here it is!
Higashino-san's score is...
2.25 points!
I'm sorry!
What is this?
What is it?
Can I do this?
What is it?
No, you can do it!
No, no, no, I can't do it!
You can do it!
I have to work hard from now on!
You can do it!
No...
No, I'm serious!
For now, Kariya-san!
Yes!
Thank you!
Thank you, Kariya-san!
Look at me!
It's red!
It's 2.25 points!
It hurts when you get hit like that!
It's too much!
But it was perfect and it really hurt!
Kariya-san, I'm really sorry for the fourth person!
But you reacted well!
Yes!
She's kind-hearted!
This is the end of the first stage!
Oh no!
This is a woman's room.
Let's have a joke about the lines of a woman who is a lover.
In the end, the lover says...
Hey, I think I can do it.
It's hard to do!
Why?
Oh, you can do it.
Wow, you're really bad at it.
I think I can do it.
After that, we'll have a joke.
The person who will cooperate with me is...
Mr. Taizo!
Mr. Taizo, you were angry earlier, weren't you?
Yes.
If you can do it like that firmly...
Yes.
Well, good luck to you three.
Why are you looking at me?
I was already looking at you three.
My eyes are really bad.
I went to the green one.
Oh, I see.
It's a good thing.
Well, good luck to you three.
Yes, thank you.
Hey...
We've been together for three years now.
Sometimes I think...
How long will this life last?
I'm not asking you to marry me.
I know you love your wife.
I'm sorry.
I'm a little bored.
Hey...
I want to go on a trip together again.
A quiet hot spring.
I like a snow country.
The two of us can eat hot pot.
As long as you're with me, I'm happy.
That alone makes me happy.
But...
It seems like I have already done it.
This month you are the fourth.
No, it's not like that!
I don't know!
I mean, first of all, you know how a sidekick is like, right?
When you go to Hong Kong, you fall like this.
I fall like this!
No, it's not like that!
Sam is laughing like this!
Yes, Sam is laughing like this!
I know the line.
You made me laugh a little!
That's why you shouldn't look into each other's eyes!
You laughed because you thought it was rude!
Let me give you a bonus.
Yes, Sakurano-san's correct answer is...
30 minutes!
Yes!
Hey...
I want to go on a trip together again.
A quiet hot spring...
I like a snow country!
There, we make a hot pot together...
I...
If you are there for me, I don't need anything else!
That alone makes me happy!
But...
It seems like I have already done it.
For now...
Please leave my room.
Thank you!
What is this?
The whole thing is bogey?
I don't know!
But no matter how you look at it, it's her room, isn't it?
This station is bogey, right?
It's her room, and no matter how I look at it, it's outside.
Was it difficult to understand?
And now...
Itao-san's score is...
29 bogeys!
That's it!
Thank you!
It's been 3 years since we met.
Sometimes I think...
Can we do it one more time?
It's a tie!
It's a tie, though.
Go!
It's a tie!
Hey...
I want to go on a trip together again.
A quiet hot spring...
I like a snow country.
A warm pot with us...
I...
If you're with me, I'm happy enough.
I don't need anything else.
But...
I think I'm ready.
You're ready, you're ready, you're ready, you're ready...
When is it? When is it? When is it? When is it?
Career! Career! Career! Career! Career!
It's a tie!
I was betting on that career!
Here it is!
Mr. Yamada's score is...
17 bokehs!
This is the worst!
This is the worst thing I've ever done!
So if you get more than 32 bokehs...
Yes!
It's a tie...
You'll somehow avoid the punishment!
What are you laughing about?
No, no, no...
Oh, I see!
It's 2.2 bokehs!
It's a tie!
Hey, hey, wait up!
It's not 22 bokehs!
It's 2.2 bokehs!
It's not even close!
It's not a big deal.
It's a tie from here too.
Hey...
I want to go on a trip together again!
A quiet hot spring...
I like a snow country!
We'll cook a hot pot together...
I...
Just you being there is enough for me!
That alone is enough for me to be happy!
But...
I feel like I've done it!
You've done it!
If you drink it, you'll eat it!
Huh?
That was the best, wasn't it?
Okay, okay. Thank you, thank you. I'm glad, I'm glad.
Now, what are you going to do, Chiboto?!
You don't look like you're going to do it!
Water and oil are supposed to be in it!
It's simple, you know.
Now, with this...
The results will come out, right?
Ah, Keiko-chan, come here for a second.
Keiko-chan, thank you.
Now!
Finally, Higashino-san's score is...
It's a reverse score of over 55!
Alright, bring it on!
Now, Higashino-san's score is...
70!
Alright!
How is it?
Hey, that's the best! The best!
Now, I've done a lot of things like "I love you," but...
No, I haven't done many things like that, but...
Well, a four-time penalty game is a little...
That means...
With 54 points, Kurano-san gets a penalty game!
Yay!
Penalty Game
Now, then...
Kurano-kun, about the penalty game...
Yes, yes, yes.
There's a tennis player sitting on top of you.
Ah, yes, yes.
You have to serve it, right?
Well...
A fireball will fly in, so...
Yes.
You have to receive it with your butt.
Yes.
Alright!
Now, let's go.
Ah, that's really uncool!
Now, serve it!
Please!
Wow!
Party! Party! Party! Party! Party!
It's fun!
My butt smells like burnt!
It's an explosion! An explosion!
I'm glad you said "Merry Christmas."
Merry Christmas!
Thank you so much, Kania and Sajo!
Thank you!
This has been the "Let's Party" special!
Ryu.
Yes?
You're not doing badly.
Your father's business failed.
If you don't accept this money,
your father and mother will go bankrupt.
Thank you!
I will definitely return the money!
You don't have to return it!
In that case, I'll have my father's business split up.
No... Dad!
Now...
Accept it.
Hurry up.
Now, take it.
I will never forget your kindness. Thank you very much.
You don't have to do this.
From now on, my questions will come to you.
Tell me that you want me to leave your mouth completely.
Understood?
Understood.
I'm counting on you.
Yes, sir.
Shinobu!
I...
I lost my soul!
It's painful, isn't it, brother?
Are you the owner of this cellar?
So you heard everything I said.
Yes.
In exchange for your love, you took my money.
My soul is completely empty!
How can I fill it up?
There is no way to fill it up.
There is only one way to fill it up.
That is singing.
Singing?
Yes.
I will sing for you.
(Singing)
How is it?
Yes.
Brother!
Dad asked you to break up with me. It's a lie, isn't it?
- It's not a lie. - It's a lie!
I dated you to get money from your father.
- It's a lie! - Look at me.
- I got money for you. - It's a lie!
- You don't need me anymore. - It's a lie!
It's the truth.
If it's the truth, why don't you look at me?
- I don't have time to look at girls I don't like. - It's a lie!
That's right. I'm a terrible man.
Break up with me, Shinobu!
Please, brother! Look at me! Look at me!
- Brother... - Me? Me?
You!
Get out of here!
- Promise me! - Talk to me, brother!
He took the money so he could say goodbye to you!
He's rotten! He's rotten!
It's cold! Young man over there! Please lend me a hand!
- Yes! - I don't know!
What a rare fish!
- It's a sea bass! - A sea bass!
- It's written "fight together" and it's called "kyotou". - What's this?
It's a cooler!
- What's this fish over here? - It's a mackerel!
- Mackerel! - It's "kyotou"!
- How many are there today? - It's rare! Two!
- It's "kyotou"! - It's a rare fish!
- It's called "kyotou"? - Yes!
It's written "fight together" and it's called "kyotou".
Once upon a time in China...
...there was a very unfriendly parent and child who always quarreled.
Looking at that, Buddha threw a big fish in front of them.
Then, strangely enough, that fish couldn't be caught by one person.
However, if they worked together...
...they could easily catch the fish.
How about it?
The parent and child who caught the "kyotou"...
...seem to have lived together for a long time.
Is it fate...
...that we can catch that "kyotou" here?
Master?
He's not here.
When I found you, I couldn't help but think of you.
Tamao Nakamura!
Don't get mad at me, Katsu!
You're terrible, Sanma-san!
Shut up, you guys!
I won't forget you, forever and ever!
Shigeo Nagashima!
You always run, don't you?
You're great, aren't you?
You're Kazushige, aren't you?
Yusaku Matsuda!
Long black hair, wh-what's this?
Becoming wind, wh-what's this?
Eriko Kusuda!
You're terrible, Sanma-san!
I will never go back, to those summer days.
Hey! What are you doing?
What are you doing?
There was no such thing.
What is this?
Fuzai Fuzoku
Are you a Fuzoku expert?
I'm a Fuzoku who came to Kabuki.
However, I'm going to teach you the game of "shou" later.
Is this still "shou" ?
"Shou" is "fuzoku", but let's start with "shou".
It may be "seigan" or "imekura", but "shou" is "nozogi".
Is it so?
"Kakemasu" "Dasemasu"
Is it here?
Masumasu
We usually go in one by one, but today we're going in together.
If you can't stand it anymore, it doesn't matter.
Now it's this room.
Oh, my girlfriend is in there.
Is it like this?
Can you hear me?
So give me my money back.
Bread is 2,000 yen.
Wasn't my attitude just now good?
Oh, yes, it was good.
But I didn't fart today.
That's right.
Right?
That's right.
That's why you got hurt.
No, it's not like that.
Oh, yes, yes, yes, that's it.
That's it, that's it, I've been waiting for it.
Today's job is really, really fun.
The light went out.
She...
What?
She...
Her underwear...
The professor is here!
Professor!
This is exactly what you were wearing this morning.
That's great.
But you were Dressed like an adult.
Wow! Professor!
Isn't that great?!
The professor is in shock...
Wasn't it great?!
It was great culture shock!
It was a five time shock from karaoke.
No, about ten time shock from karaoke.
I will show you!
It's not a lie!
I will show you my honest business!
Everytime I say "professor!", I say "yes, yes"...
It's getting late and I'm a little hungry.
Let's eat something.
I'm looking forward to it.
Have you ever seen a merry-go-round owner?
No, it's my first time.
No, right?
Let's go to a merry-go-round owner.
It was amazing.
Professor, I have a present for you.
Your pants first.
Really?
Yes.
Thank you very much.
Angry, angry, angry, but...
Tomorrow is early Christmas.
There is a room and light.
All we need is hope.
But that's really funny, isn't it?
It really feels good up in the sky, doesn't it?
(gibberish)
Hey, get out of the car!
Hey, you're late!
(gibberish)
Hey, you're late!
(gibberish)
- No, no, I'll send you! - No, no, I'll win, I'll win!
The number one comedian in Japan...
...dies!
The number one comedian in Japan...
...dies!
THE END
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