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ATTACK!
Tonight's game is G-talk. G-talk on hockey!
The game of hockey with a big G-talk park!
Wow!
Go on and start playing. Stay in the court, brah!
Because you fall off, the corny macho men are checking you!
To the lonely Tony Fox!
So make a super goal and give me your heart!
Your heart, you know!
Fight!
Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow...
Ah, you look like you're in a good mood. You look like you're in a good mood.
You look like you're going to win. You look like you're going to win.
You look like you're in a good mood.
Get used to it!
Is that okay?
Tonight's game is G-talk on hockey!
Yes!
You get on this thing...
Yes, yes, yes!
If you put your weight on this side, you'll tilt over.
Ah!
The ball goes over there and everyone moves over there.
And you'll tilt over like this.
Ah!
You did it without thinking.
While keeping your balance...
Yes, yes!
You shoot...
It brings back memories!
Right?
An ancient warrior!
Yes, an ancient warrior!
Now, stand by!
Let's go!
Okay!
Hurry up!
[Music]
Faster! Faster! Faster!
Faster!
I can't do it anymore.
Who hit your head?
Bravo!
Shota!
Good luck!
Good luck, Yuki!
Good luck, Takao!
Takao!
Good luck, Yuki!
That was pretty good!
Yeah.
Wow!
This is pretty fun!
[Music]
[Screams]
[Music]
[Screams]
[Music]
[Applause and cheering]
I'd like you to do something special for me.
Like what?
Like a real Santa Claus would come.
No, no, I don't want that.
You want it yourself, don't you, Santa Claus?
Let me date Santa Claus!
I believe in you!
Ready!
Go! Go, go, go!
Go for it, Santa!
Go!
Go, go, go!
Ready?
Go!
What? Do you know the rule?
What?
Even if it's a stick, why don't you drop it with your clothes on?
What are you talking about?
But there's only Matsumoto-san!
That's right!
Hamada and Inatsu were all dropped with their clothes on.
All right! All right!
It's messed up!
All right! I got it!
All right! I got it! I know what you're doing!
I'm sorry!
Fight! Fight!
All right! Let's go!
Fight! Fight!
All right! Let's go!
Huh? You didn't fall down, did you?
What's with those two?
Come on!
Sorry.
You're fast!
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
Ouch! Ouch!
Yeah!
It's not close at all.
Ready!
Go ahead!
Yeah!
Go ahead!
Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
That's enough! That's enough!
Wait! Wait!
This hockey is weird!
It tilts!
It's weird when you started it!
It's weird when you put humans in it!
Disgusting!
This is the last point!
Good or bad.
Go ahead!
It's fun! It's fun!
It's fun!
I'm so happy!
Thank you!
Don't do it!
I am so happy!
Thank you!
Don't do it!
We did it!
We won!
We did it!
Team Hamada won by 5-4!
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Kobayashi Seiyaku.
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Every night!
At 2 a.m. on Nippon Niji,
I eat breakfast!
No, no, no!
I'm not a pig!
You're so annoying!
I'm eating breakfast!
Miso soup!
With miso soup!
Let's go to Kinshi!
Let's go to Miso soup!
I can't stand this!
What's wrong with you?!
Miso soup!
Cheap!
From morning!
Cheap!
What's wrong with you?!
You're so annoying!
You're so boring!
What's wrong with you?!
Gas is being stopped, but...
No, no, no!
You're so annoying!
You're quite a good salesman, aren't you?
You're such a good salesman.
You're good in the morning.
You're good in the autumn.
You're in a dream again.
What's up with you?
Is the water pipe blocked?
No, no, no.
What's up with you?
What? The goldfish's water is also in English!
Funny!
What's up with you?
What's funny about it?
What's up with you?
OK! Eat bread! Bread!
Breakfast is bread!
What's up with you?
What's funny about it?
What's up with you?
It's nice in the morning
Toast is nice
Kanazuya is still in a dream.
The electricity is off.
No, no, no, no, no, no. I don't know the same thing.
What are you talking about? Let's use the phone. The phone is the best.
The phone is off, too.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Kind in the morning. Kind in the night.
Kindness is still in a dream.
Sleep!
Masatoshi, your tea is ready. Good night.
Masatoshi, what are you doing?
What is it?
Since when have you been alone?
That's enough!
It's not a joke!
Wait!
Mom!
What's going on?
Masatoshi!
Stop it!
Masatoshi!
Get out of here!
Masatoshi!
Stop it!
Masatoshi!
Get out of here!
How can you enter someone else's room without permission?
That's enough!
What are you doing?
Speak up!
Dad!
Masatoshi!
Mom!
Can we talk about Masatoshi and me?
Mom, you go downstairs.
It's okay.
Sit down, Masatoshi.
I see.
You're right.
You're already in the third year of middle school.
You're getting old doing things like this.
Which book are you looking at? Show me.
Where is it? Oh, it's here.
So you're looking at something like this.
You're weak.
Oh, so you can get things like this easily these days.
When I was your age, we didn't have anything like this.
I've always been welding in my imagination.
Oh, a ten-story building.
Oh, a spiral staircase.
Oh, a rainbow bridge.
Well...
No, it's not like that, Masato-shi.
It's not like I'm telling you not to do it.
Yes. Study hard and do your best.
And in the meantime...
Weld?
I don't think it's a bad thing.
Yes.
But...
You have to put on a welding protective mask.
I know that.
If something happens, you can't take responsibility for it.
When you're old enough to take responsibility for it, you should stop wearing a welding protective mask.
What should you say to your parents?
Think about it.
I know.
You know it now?
Well, you know, Masato-shi...
I'm going to keep it a secret from you...
...that I imagined my father welding a spiral staircase.
What are you doing, brother?
Eri-chan, you go downstairs!
No, Eri-chan, you go inside.
It's fine. You go downstairs.
Downstairs?
Go downstairs.
That's not fair!
You know...
I can't tell Eri about something like this!
Well, I'm worried about you.
Let's eat.
Go downstairs and apologize to your mother.
Yes.
Will she forgive me?
It's fine.
Wash your hands.
Wash your hands with that pink powder soap.
Stop it.
No, it's fine.
Hey!
Come in.
- Hama-chan! - Yes!
- Hey! - It's been a while!
- I'm Nagabuchi.
- What are you doing? What are you doing?
- Wow, it's been a while! - Hello, hello.
- How are you doing lately? - No, I'm tired.
- You're tired. - You're tired.
- The story you're listening to is very different. - What, what is it?
- The story that you're doing well. - No, no, no!
- Towards the end... - No, no, no!
- Huh? - Hey!
- Hey, don't say it!
- Hey, um... - Yes?
- I set it up for you. - Really?
- To cheer you up. - Even with the mic kick practice?
- No, no, no! - No, no, no!
- Don't be scared. - No, no, no!
- It's nothing like that. - Oh, really?
- Let's go. - Shall we play?
- Let's play.
- Um... - Yes?
- It's a little different from normal bowling. - Yes?
- Oh, is it? - Um...
- It's a bowling pattern. - Yes?
- Usually it's ten times. - Yes, it is.
- Um... - Sometimes it's five, sometimes it's three.
- Between eight and nine... - I see.
- There's a "hoisting" technique. - Yes, yes, yes.
- If you hit it all at once, it's all-in-one. - I see.
- If you hit it twice, it's all-in-one. - All-in - one.
- Right? - I see.
- Oh! - Hey!
Hey!
Did you see that?
The first "hoisting" technique wasn't all-in-one.
Let's get some power with this
First of all, I'll do a power throw
Thank you
This is a power throw
I want to do a garter
If you aim too much, you'll garter
It's Kansai style here
You hate it, don't you?
You put pressure on me
I did it
Now it's a tie between me and Partran
I'm counting on you
I did it
It's quiet and dark but I did it
No. 5
No. 7
This is bad!
Alright!
Oh, did it go in?
Oh, it went in!
It went in!
The one just now was a little hot on the right, wasn't it?
Yeah, it was.
Alright, so we did it up to 9th place, but it's a tie!
Just like it says in the picture!
What are you doing?
No, it's a salon.
What?
(Laughter)
I can't
I lost
Thank you very much
I lost
The gap is big
The back is big
It's not easy
It's crazy to lose all of a sudden
I thought so
If I lose like that ...
It's cool that you lost
But
I won in the middle
It's cool
What?
Shall we go next?
Next
Last week
They made a 4 meter long big bamboo fly
They tried to fly it with their own strength
But
It's too heavy
They failed
We doubled the number of people
Yes
It's the second attempt
Yes
Ready
Go
They failed again
But today
They will try again
The big bamboo fly
Last week
They tried with their own strength
Yes
So this week
Look at this
Super high speed rotation
Hyper Tomasico
You've been fooled once
Hyper Tomasico
Itao kun
Can you show us?
Itao kun is doing it
Tonight too
You can see it
Hyper Tomasico
They are waiting
The brake doesn't work
It doesn't work
Hyper Tomasico
Everyone
Let's pray for flying
Please
Tell me you'll cry if you fly
Hyper Tomasico
Let's do it
Hyper Tomasico
It's not working
High speed rotation
More
Hyper Tomasico
It's the worst
Hyper Tomasico
Hey
What's up?
What's up with you?
Hyper Tomasico
It's broken
Hyper Tomasico
Fix it
Hyper Tomasico
Fix it
Hyper Tomasico
It's better to have this kind of mistake
Shinsuke san
Hyper Tomasico
The kids are crying, too.
- For the second time. - Yes.
- This time for sure. - We fixed it.
- Yes, yes. - Damn it.
- It's okay now. - It's safe.
- It'd be nice if it flew. - Let's do it.
Please!
What is it?
It's there!
It's there! It's there! It's there!
It's there! It's there!
This is bad. It's impossible.
It's impossible, big one.
I got the answer.
Bamboo pole is impossible.
Impossible, impossible.
Even with an engine, impossible.
It was made of bamboo.
It was fun!
It's flying! It's flying!
The wing in front of you!
I'm glad! It's a great success!
It's flying! It's flying!
I'm glad!
It's flying! It's flying!
This was "A big bamboo pole challenge"!
KURANO TAKAHIRO
Shall we begin?
Yes.
Are you nervous?
A little.
What's your name?
Kurano.
And you?
Takahiro.
So your name is Kurano Takahiro.
What do people usually call you?
Taka-chan.
Taka-chan, huh?
Can I call you that, too?
Yes.
How old are you, Taka-chan?
Thirty-two.
When was your first experience?
At the end of the eighteenth century.
And your partner?
Older than me.
Huh? I'd like to know.
How did you meet?
At Yoronto.
I see. You went to Yoronto for a trip.
A trip to kill someone.
How was your first experience at Yoronto?
I was nervous.
At a hotel, after all?
At a hotel.
Harumaki.
Harumaki-don.
Kurano.
Shall we begin?
Yes.
Let's do it.
Okay!
You already gave up on that habit of yours, didn't you?
Good, good!
You're good!
Good, good!
Alright, alright!
Was that it?
Well, a man's skill is his own!
Ah!
Me?
Was it me at the end?
Ah!
No!
Ah!
No!
What was that just now?
Backflip.
Ah!
No!
You're a foreigner!
Unconsciously!
Wow!
Good, good!
I'm being cornered!
Ah!
You have that habit of yours, don't you?
What?
You shouldn't show off as a show!
You have to say it out loud!
Because all the guests up until now have been showing off too much!
Alright!
Ah!
Unconsciously!
I knew it!
A man's skill is his own!
Alright!
Let's say it out loud!
Ah!
Yay!
We are...
Pogo Electric Club!
We are...
It's been a while!
It's really been a while!
It's been a long time!
Alright!
Let's go patrol for the first time in a while!
Wait a second!
What?
Before we debut, collect some money for me!
I see!
Before we debut, collect some money for me!
There's something important I need to talk to you about!
Escort Master!
They're here!
Alright!
- Little kid in front of the TV! - Yes, sir!
- Be careful of the wild animals! - Yes, sir!
- Don't get close to the wild animals! - It's dangerous!
Do you want to die?!
- That's all! - Escort Master! - Yes, sir!
- There are fewer little kids who get injured by wild animals in the country now! - I'm glad! I'm glad!
- That's all! - I'll leave the rest to you! - OK, roger!
This is bad!
Two little dogs fighting over one prey!
We have to tell Escort Master!
- What are you shouting about?! - Wild animals!
Wild animals!
Mr. Tama! Wild animals!
You said you were going to see the wild animals!
- This is bad, Escort Master! - Wild animals!
- Wild animals rarely come out! - Wild animals!
- Let's go back to our stupid house! - Wild animals!
- Damn it! - Alright!
We have no choice but to let him know!
Electromagnetic... electric drum!
- Damn it! I can't hear the horse! - Impact!
- I can't hear the horse!
This sound is an electromagnetic electric drum!
- Are you trying to say something? - What?
Two little dogs fighting over one prey!
- What did you say?! - That's all!
- I heard you! - I heard you!
Look at me!
I won't forgive you! It's dangerous!
- Is that so?! - Yeah!
- That's all we can do! - Yeah!
Electromagnetic... electric drum!
- Di, di, di, di, di... - Baribari, baribari, baribari...
- Done! - Done! Stand by!
- Anus cover... removed! - Removed!
- Anus... - Anus opener!
- Anus opener... - Anus in!
Close gun!
Close!
Come on, we have to hurry!
Activate!
Electromagnet cutter, activate!
Hurry up!
Or the woman won't be able to talk!
Yes!
We did it!
You...
You're like this!
Wow, wow, wow!
Thank you, director!
Fighting is no good!
Well, if you think about it deeply, you'll get tired.
Yes.
So it's a ski game.
Yes.
Can you ski?
I can't do it at all.
I can't do it at all either.
Not even once?
Just once.
It's Osaka and Kota, you know?
It's impossible, you know?
Right?
Hey!
It's a race, you know?
Go!
(Skipping)
What's with you, Enry?
No way!
No, no, no, no, no, no!
Go, Enry! Go!
I can't do it!
Do you know what this is?
Go!
Just like that!
You're good!
Good, good, good, good!
What was that technique just now?!
Wow, you're good!
Ararararara!
Arara!
Wow!
I did it!
Well, you know, turning is important, isn't it?
Yes, it is!
You don't have to be so proud of it!
This is also a score equipment.
Yes, it is.
It's not the time to be singing, is it?
Ah, it's no good.
If it's 190, it's no good.
Ah, it's over!
Here I go!
Nice!
You're good!
Ah, you got it completely!
It's over!
Thank you very much!
Thank you!
So...
The battle is over now.
This result is obvious to everyone, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
Three wins and one loss.
Well, today...
Thank you very much!
We concentrated a little and did it.
Yes, we did.
It's easy like this, isn't it?
Sometimes it's good like this, isn't it?
Thank you very much!
Please take it easy!
Well, shall we go to the next job?
Yes, let's go!
Thank you very much!
Again!
Please challenge me again!
I... I... After this...
I'll do that...
One-two combo!
Then, let's go!
Why don't you just give up, Hashimoto!
Didn't you do it?
Didn't you say you didn't do it?
I see...
Then let me explain one more time!
You entered the convenience store as a customer at 2 a.m. yesterday...
...struck a gun at a part-time worker, stole cash and ran away!
Isn't that right?!
Didn't you say you didn't do it?
The convenience store's video camera was filming you all along!
The culprit was wearing a mask, wasn't he?!
Oh, I see...
Are you asking me?
Then...
What's this gun?
This gun that came out of your apartment...
...is it your fingerprint or something?!
What are you talking about?!
Didn't you say you didn't do it?!
I see...
...it's here.
Thank you.
What are you staring at?! Shut up and get in there!
Hashimoto!
Mr. Igari...
Mr. Igari, calm down!
How rude of you!
Thank you!
Hey!
Get in here, Hashimoto!
Didn't you say you did it?!
Didn't you say you didn't do it?!
Why would I?!
It's a demon! It's a demon! It's a demon! It's a monster! It's a monster!
It's a monster!
It's coming out! The liver!
Now, put it on me!
It's messed up!
Chief!
How is it, Ayako? Are you a little better?
It's pretty hard work.
Hey, how is it?
Look outside.
It's snowing!
Tonight is truly "white Christmas", isn't it?
Yes, it is.
I just met your poor girlfriend, Kikuei.
According to her schedule, you'll get married next month.
Besides, she's pregnant with your baby.
She said goodbye to you.
I'll wait for you to come out.
Are you Shulon, Gjumalon?
Kev! Kev!
Kev!
He's speaking French.
Don't worry about your baby, Gjumalon.
Kev!
(Singing)
Where?
(Singing)
It's dirty!
There's a lot of this, Gjumalon!
There's none of this at all!
It's dirty!
Come!
Is that so?
Then...
What is this ball?
You guys...
That's nothing!
Is that okay?
No, you can't say that.
I thought you did.
Is that okay?
That hurts!
Is that okay?
Yesterday, we released a video.
It's called "Mystery Zero"!
We're giving it away to one person!
Hey you!
Dance, dance, dance!