AISubs v3.5
Tonight's game is huge turn bowling.
The object is like regular bowling, except the lane is in the shape of a "u".
Get a strike, then you get a special bonus.
But if you hit the black pin, minus 10 points!
Hahaha!
So plus a strike, like, come on, you'll post it on!
What a brave ball!
Yes!
Normally, if you throw it like this...
What's with this lane?!
Using that lane...
This is so funny!
It's good, isn't it?
By the way, there's a black pin at the end, right?
Yes!
If you hit it, you get minus 10 points.
This is so funny!
If you get a strike...
If you get a strike, you get a bonus.
Huh?!
What?
It seems like you're not an individual.
300,000 yen!
What?!
Subway parking lot!
Get in the car!
Hey, hey, hey!
Don't get carried away!
Hit it!
Pin it!
Not "pin it"!
Pin it!
Yes!
Slowly!
Look!
Good job!
Good, good, good!
You knocked him down, didn't you?
Come, come, come!
Take this!
That means, all of a sudden, minus 7 points!
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on!
Is this right?
Black pin! Black pin!
Sweet! This is good! This is good!
Black pin! Black...
Oh, good!
Black pin!
Sweet!
Black pin! Black...
Oh, good!
Black pin! Black...
Sweet!
Let's do our best. I'm counting on you.
Go! Go! Go!
Again? Stop it!
Yes! Yes! Yes!
Yes!
Disappear! Disappear! Disappear! Disappear!
Black pin! Go!
Yes!
Red!
Go! Go! Go!
Hey!
Are you stuck?
We walked a long way, so we can't go fast like this.
It's flowing.
It's flowing. Why are you stuck there?
Come! Come!
Hey! Stop!
Where are you going?
What are you doing?
I'm not coming now!
- Oh, good! - Good job, good job!
- Good! - You're not going anywhere! - Not at all!
See you later!
Stop using that technique!
Come on, come on, come on!
Good!
I've never seen that line before.
Got it!
Good, good, good!
Good, good!
That's impossible!
Let me go!
Oh!
He's going for it!
Oh, oh, oh, oh!
Good!
Oh, this way!
This way!
Good!
Let's do it one more time!
Yes!
If we beat Black Bean like this...
It'll be funny.
Yeah.
Black Bean, stop it!
You like it now, don't you?
I'm scared of Blackpink!
They're not walking around with big fans!
When I went to Shinjuku or Kabucho...
That's it!
No one can say anything wrong about it!
Go! Go! Go!
Who is it? It's Itao!
- Black... - If you say Blackpink, it's over!
Don't say Blackpink, Itao.
Are you listening to me?
- Take it! - I'm not done yet.
- What's that look for? - Hit it! Hit it there!
Good! Good! Good!
Good!
Ah! Good one! You bald guy!
Good one! Good one!
Hit it! Hit it! Hit it!
Good! Good!
You bald guy!
Good one! Good one! Good one!
Good one! Good one!
Third one!
Great!
Third one!
Great!
I'm the only one who said "you're the best"!
Double! Double!
It's a double! It's a double!
Fourth one!
Great!
I want to get a live one!
I can see the line of light.
You threw it already?
Yes!
With Ryoko?
More to the left! Left! Left! Left! Left! Left!
I want to try a full-blown strike.
Blackpink!
Good one!
It's in!
It's in! It's in! It's in!
Is it still sold out?
Sold out!
Is it still sold out?
Spare!
Spare! Spare!
Is "spare" still available?
Not yet.
Spare!
I don't know what it is, but it's good!
It's good!
Murakumi! Murakumi!
Team Matsumoto wins!
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So, Kino-san, if you go "whoa" here, you'll fall right away.
Yes.
So, keep your sword down there, teacher! Your usual line!
I know!
I'll lose today, I'll lose!
Are you serious?!
Yeah, I'm busy.
Let's settle this today!
Yeah!
Nishikawa-kun! Nishikawa-kun!
Listen up! I'm going to lose today!
Shut up, you idiot!
You're so stubborn.
Who do you think you're talking to?!
I'm the coach, aren't I?!
Can you say your lines with that voice?!
Don't make me hysterical!
Shut up, you idiot!
I'm going to lose today, I'm serious!
Who do you think you are, Kino-san?!
I'm sorry!
Keep it up!
What are you saying?!
What are you muttering about?!
Who said that?!
What are you muttering about?!
I said shut up, you idiot!
You're mistaken.
Did I say shut up?!
Shut up, you idiot!
Don't make me hysterical!
Shut up, you idiot!
I'm going to lose today!
Keep it up!
I know!
Remember this!
I'm going to lose!
Let's go!
Scene 58, cut scene!
Ready...
Start!
No! No!
What did you do?
Pateo!
What's up with you? What's up with you and Pateo?
Don't you know?
Huh?
I don't know either, Gilda Boy.
It's better to meet at the theater in the end.
What are you talking about?
You're not promoting anything!
Are you not good at studying?
I'm pissed off.
Don't say that.
Nishikawa!
Don't do Pateo!
Don't shout like you did before!
Don't!
Don't! Don't!
Don't!
Hahaha!
You're reliable!
Is it a fire?
What are you putting on my face?
Hahaha!
The actor is ...
I have said so much!
Hahahahaha!
So you are ...
Hahahaha!
Are you upset?
Hahaha!
What do you want?
But you are putting fire on my face!
You're reliable, aren't you? You look smart with a smile like that, don't you?
Uzumasa is in good health today, too!
I understand.
Yes.
Sensei, please take care of McCain.
I know.
And Nishikawa, too.
Nishikawa, too.
If you tell me the lines properly, I'll ask the police.
Yes, of course.
Nishikawa, too.
Smoke, too!
Honestly, it's a new drama!
Smoke, who's been doing it for a long time...
Fujiyama Kanbi! Fujiyama Kanbi!
He's the 10th president of Fujiyama Kanbi!
You're reliable!
Nishikawa, you look smart with a smile like that, don't you?
Smoke...
Smoke at dawn doesn't come out, does it?
It's a new drama, too!
I know.
It's a new drama, Sakai!
I know.
I'm asking you, not Smoke, but Chaya!
Which one?
Please!
Sakai, go!
Put it under your chin.
Please!
It's easy like this!
Ready...
Go!
Take this!
What? Shua is pregnant?
But that's a movie story!
How many years has it been, Shua?
Are you surprised? A man's Shua is pregnant!
Is it another movie?
Is it your movie?
Nishikawa-kun! Nishikawa-kun!
You just said "chan"!
Shut up, you idiot!
You said "chan" properly!
Shut up, you idiot!
Did you say that?
You... you... you...
I can't repeat it!
You said "chan"!
Nishikawa-kun!
You said "chan"!
Hey!
What if it's a movie?
You said it properly!
You're going to die of hunger!
You're bullying me!
You said my lines properly!
I didn't say it!
Shut up, you idiot!
You're going to die of hunger!
What do you want?
Hey!
You...
You're a coward!
Take this!
Damn it!
Hey!
Prepare it again!
In the main room!
Please!
Hurry up and do it!
Enjoy it and eat it!
Excuse me!
Everyone, gather around!
Ready!
Fire!
Yah!
Three million yen for a good friend!
No, not that much, Mr. Higashi.
I don't know how much you want.
What are you talking about? Who are you calling Mr. Higashi?
Aren't you a young comedian who's working hard all his life?
It's different from studying, isn't it?
You may come to me one day.
Will you come to me one day?
Yes.
Why are you talking to me now?
Mr. Higashi!
What are you talking about?
Who are you calling Mr. Higashi?
Are you listening, Mr. Higashi?
Yah!
Today... I'm retreating!
Excuse me!
What kind of ending is that?
Hahahahaha!
I'm not laughing anymore!
(Knock, knock)
Amateur, let's play!
Hahahahaha!
What do you want me to do today?
Let's play.
I like this hockey game, too.
When I was in junior high school, I was called "god".
No, no, no, I don't know about that.
Yeah.
But everyone's grown up now, and I can't deal with it.
Is this self-made?
It's self-made.
It's old.
It's old, it's old.
Like this...
You can wrap it around like this.
The keeper is behind you.
I see.
It's like a real hockey game, isn't it?
Yes, yes, yes.
I couldn't get it without buying it.
Hahahahaha!
Did you remember all the positions?
Yes, I did.
It looks difficult for the keeper alone, doesn't it?
Keeper, first do this top part and then...
change it a little like this.
Yes!
Start!
Here you go!
You're pretty good.
You're good!
Ah!
Oh!
You're pretty good!
What?
You're pretty good!
Ah!
Ah! Which one is it?
Ah!
Which one is it?
It's okay.
Here you go!
Yes!
Ah!
It doesn't move anymore.
Ah!
Which one is it?
Hahahahaha!
Oh!
You little!
Hahahahahaha!
You're a good boy!
Ah!
You haven't lost weight, have you?
Hmm...not yet.
- Oh, so you're doing this, right? - Yeah, yeah.
This is how you do it.
- Here it comes! This is it! - Oh, good job! Nice kiba!
- Oh, nice kiba! - Ow! That hurts! Ow! That hurts!
Okay!
Argh! That's annoying!
Hey, Senya...
This is a little...
- Oh, it's fine. - But if it's like this, it's tough.
No, it's fine, it's fine.
If it stops, I'll throw it over here, it's fine.
It was close...
Oh, I passed in the middle, but...
Oh, oh, oh!
What a great turning shot!
What a great shot!
Oh, it finally went in!
The first ever bamboo-throwing challenge!
Yeah!
Wow!
Wow...
This is the coldest it's been recently.
Yeah...
Well, this is...
People who watch TV don't know much about it.
Oh, yeah.
We've been doing a lot of things lately.
Today...
A giant bamboo-throwing challenge!
That's right!
Let's start with the wood we have here today.
Yes!
Do you know which one is best for making a big bamboo- throwing challenge?
Yes!
Is it this one?
Oh, you're right!
Are you ready?
Yes!
I'm going to make this log into a board.
A board, right?
Right?
It's called "sumidashi".
Cut it like this...
Yes!
Well, like this.
Right?
Yes!
Like this?
Yes!
Let's use this as a board!
Okay!
Let's use this!
I see, I see!
Is it better like this?
It's better like this, right?
Where are you measuring it from?!
I'm tired, so I'm doing "sumidashi".
Oh, it's working!
It's so fast!
I made a board!
Yes!
It's quite sturdy, right?
Yes!
This board is quite interesting!
Yes!
I'm hungry!
What should I eat?
I see, I see, I see...
I see...
Why is this notebook hollow?
I see...
Why is it like this?
(A bit worrying)
(The first one)
- Done! - Yes!
- Come here! - Yes!
- OK! - Yes!
- Get in! Get in!
- Good! Good! - Yes!
- Beautiful! Beautiful! Beautiful!
- Jump!
- Fast!
- Eh? - Eh?
- Take it easy!
- OK! Sculpture is done!
- Yay!
- Well, let's do it!
- Yes!
- Let's do it to these craftsmen!
(The second one)
- OK! That's it! - Yes!
- Done! - Yay!
- Just us!
- Don't lie!
- You almost did it!
- What are you doing?
- OK! It's done!
- Take a look at the sculpture!
- Yay!
- First of all, let's fly it with manpower!
- Let's do it!
- To the right, OK?
- Are you OK?
- OK! Let's do it!
- Ready...
- Start!
- Ouch!
scary, scary!
scary! scary! scary!
Very heavy!
Took some time, though!
Just flew away for a moment!
Yeah!
For a moment!
But by that point, there was no rope!
I see!
Let's do it one more time, for a full-power one
Rechallenge to do it?
Can we fly?
- We doubled the number of people! - Yes!
- This is the second challenge! - Yes!
- Please run as hard as you can! - Yes!
Let's go! Second challenge!
Ready! Go!
We searched everywhere, but we couldn't find you.
Where is the best place?
It's close to the station.
It's near Korakuen.
It's around here.
There is a window.
It is not cheap.
The weather is good.
The sun hits from this window and it is quite good.
I think that the weather in the water is not bad.
And there is no bath.
Well, there is a bath near here.
Excuse me, is it okay?
The bathroom is shared.
But you use it properly.
How much is it?
Here?
Yes.
Can you pay for it?
Yes, how much is it?
Thank you very much.
It is close to the train station.
120,000 yen is fine.
It is expensive.
Stop it!
I said stop it!
Stop it!
What are you doing?
The ball is broken.
Get out of here!
You have gone too far!
Amazoness.
No, B. Mitsuko.
That's enough.
From now on, we will live in this apartment.
No, in this square ring.
We can't live in a place like this.
No!
You son of a bitch!
I like you! I like you a lot!
You monster! Follow me!
This is a game where even people who can't swim can have fun.
If you do this like a crawler, this string will come out and you can swim.
If you move like this, you can swim.
If you don't, you'll swim.
I'll do it like this.
You'll turn and come back. 25 meters to 50 meters.
Ready, go!
Oh! I finished!
What? That's fast!
I just turned and came back.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
The name of the Buddha is Hiroshi and Yoko.
The fat water is measured at 1 p.m. today.
That's all for now.
But this is fried up.
I think it's a forced abomination by Hiroshi.
What did he do?
He often said, "If you're cold, you can't fry it up."
Even if you're cold, you can't make it delicious.
Anything else you know?
I saw a flying 100 meters away and thought, "Huh? Is that flying?"
Really?
He said that, too.
- Hamada! - What's up?
- I don't have any motivation to break in. - What do you mean?
I asked two of their common friends.
Hiroshi often said, "If you're cold, you can't fry it up."
You know what I mean, right?
It sounds like he said something nasty.
So you two were on good terms.
Yes, we've recently bought a few carats of konjac rubies.
You don't know how many carats it is?
Yes.
The shopkeepers say, "No matter how many you buy, we only buy two carats."
You know what I mean, right?
It's kind of funny.
Of course.
It's true that you two were on good terms.
- It seems like you're getting a lot of attention. - Oh, really?
While we're having fun talking,
a neighbor who walks around here is taking a bath.
What were you talking about?
I'll tell you what he said.
Hiroshi said, "It was funny how you said 'put it in the ring'."
And Yoko said, "Why don't you do it properly?"
How much gasoline do you have now?
I've always been a blazer, so I want to wear a sailor suit.
"Oh, what kind of building is this?" And things like that.
- Hamada-san! - Oh, what is it?
- It seems like you were popular with the kids in your neighborhood. - Huh?
- It seems like you were popular with the kids in your neighborhood. - Oh, with the kids in my neighborhood.
When you gathered the kids in the park, you said, "I don't think it's funny."
I don't think it's funny.
I don't think it's funny at all.
Come to think of it, if Kouhaku did it, it would be funny for everyone.
"Narita Brian, you should ride a crane." He said that, too.
There's no reason for him to commit suicide.
- Kamen-san. - Yes, what's up?
"Kill Line" has also appeared.
- What did you say? - Well, last night...
...they were having a wedding party in this house.
Oh, I heard about it, too.
- I have information about it, too. - Oh, I see, I see.
- Then let's hear it in order. - No, you first, Kura-san.
- Well, it's about a friend of mine... - Yes?
"Adams Family 2" is...
Even one person can tell.
He used to say that a lot.
And the girls who came to the party...
...often added two tablespoons of sugar...
...and a little bit of mirin.
"Zenjiro" and "Yoshimoto"...
...seemed to ask a lot of things.
"Um... I don't know what you want to eat...
...but I'd like to eat something light."
Something like that.
"Um... I don't know what you want to eat...
...but I'd like to eat something light."
"Um... I don't know what you want to eat...
...but I'd like to eat something light."
"Um... I don't know what you want to eat...
...but I'd like to eat something light."
"Um... I don't know what you want to eat...
...but I'd like to eat something light."
- Let's do this one next. - Yes.
"Totsuzen... Zauru".
- What does it mean? - It's...
It's like a black beard game. There's a "pyon" sound, right?
- Yes, yes, yes. - To improve that sound...
- There's a bone, but... - Yes.
- That bone is big like this. - Tsumine-san, what kind of shape is this?
- This is... - I don't know about this.
- You have to hang the one that came out of you like this. - Ah, I see.
And then, in the middle of it, it goes wild and...
And the person loses. This dinosaur.
- "Shin-shou". - "Shin-shou".
- It's "shou", so it's this, right? - Yes, yes.
For the time being.
"Shin-shou".
- Stop it! - Don't take it!
- I took it because you said you'd do it, but... - No, no, no.
It looks like it's broken.
If I'm the last one to go "wahh" like this, I'm going to cry.
Huh?
Can I say something?
I'm shocked. Does it mean I was good?
Sometimes it's fun.
Yes, sometimes it's fun.
For a little break.
Next time, I'll play a strong game.
I'll do it.
Please challenge me.
I'll do it.
I see.
Thank you for today.
Hello!
And I realized it last night.
And what I want to ask you today is...
What is a fruit?
There are three main conditions for a fruit.
Rich vitamin C...
Sweetness spreading in the mouth...
And sexual violence is number one!
You know what I'm talking about, idiot!
Is that why you're here?
You know what I'm talking about, expert!
There are various fruits that you can find.
I'm thinking of leaving it up to you.
I hope you can manage to settle the budget of about 5,000 yen.
I'm counting on you.
Can you do it?
Oh, really?
What is this?
It's cold!
Come in, come in.
Oh, really.
Well, you know,
sweets and cakes are different.
After all, fruits are the best.
Yes, yes, yes, this one.
Yes, like this.
And like this.
Now, romantic.
It's still romantic.
What are you doing?
When will this sell?
I don't know.
What is Koji 1200?
I don't know what it means.
I came to buy fruits,
but Indians have nothing to do with it.
Isn't it?
This is completely different.
Don't you have anything?
Oh, yes, yes, yes.
I'll tell you like this.
Like this.
I wanted to bring you something like this.
You know,
it's very convenient.
Yes, you know, you don't have to stand up.
Hey, you! Don't you want to be on TV?
"I want to be on TV, I want to be on TV, brother, I want to be on TV," you used to say.
Why do you keep turning back and forth?
I don't know, you know.
This is Sukasukaya. Have you heard of it?
Hey, this is Sukasukaya, so...
Yes, it's a little unusual fruit.
Isn't there mango?
Yes, everyone seems happy and happy with mangoes.
Do you have mangoes?
Hurry up! We don't have much time!
Oh, I'm in trouble...
I'll wear this.
Then I'll do it!
Mr. Mango!
How are you?
I'm fine!
I love you!
It's cold.
You pushed me, so I did my best.
No...
I don't like it.
I didn't do it!
Hey you! Hey you! Hey you!
Don't think you have six ribs forever!
Hey! Do it properly, you!
Mango is enough! Don't you know? That's not at all!
Mr. Nanko and mango have nothing to do at all!
Hey, do you have something like a mascot for "Budogatari"?
A mascot?
Do you have a mascot? Do you really have one?
Hey, prepare it for me!
A mascot is the best!
Well, my wife has gone on a trip, and for the first time in a week I said "mascot"!
Hey you! Don't think you have six ribs forever!
I can't believe it!
Hey you! Come here!
If you were a newcomer yesterday or today, you would be very angry.
You know, I'm doing my best, and I'm allowed to do this because I'm here,
but normally you shouldn't broadcast like this!
You shouldn't think like that! Do you understand?
Hey! Who the hell is "kanoko" anyway?
What? I don't know!
It's fine! It doesn't matter!
Are you trying to poke your finger in a donkey's hole and destroy "kanoko"?
Hey!
(making noises)
It's almost time, so I don't know anymore!
You don't know "mascot"?
Hey!
You don't know "kudamono" and "mascot"?
You know!
If you brought me "mascot", I wouldn't do that!
Bring me "mascot"!
Hurry up!
Hey! I'm waiting for you!
Hurry up! There's no time!
I don't know anymore!
You guys...
This is it...
This delicious looking mascot...
Not a mascot...
but a tuna natto!
Mascot, mascot, mascot!
Mascot, mascot, tuna natto!
Mascot!
This is it...
Tuna natto!
Mascot, mascot, mascot!
Mascot, mascot, tuna natto!
Are you okay?
I've already chosen the ball.
This one.
By the way, what's the bowling score?
Well...
About 100 to 180.
There's plenty of space.
It's a castle, you guys!
Juman.
Yes?
You're in third place...
That's amazing!
for Chikachin's company.
Is it a boy or a girl?
It's a girl.
Is it a boy or a girl?
It's Chikachin's company.
But it seems like you've used up all of it.
It's a house and a bench.
A house and a bench?
A bench?
You're really strong!
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