AISubs v3.5
The King!
Tonight's game is Billion Dollar Volleyball!
You've got to just jump your highest, and spike the ball your hardest!
Yeah!
There's a special rubber rope, so you can really jump high!
And spike the ball with this super-tall net!
Yeah-ha-ha!
So, hike the punch with your pocketball!
Yeah!
Team White!
Yeah!
This is, um...
Everyone's got rubber ropes around their necks!
Yeah!
It's volleyball!
Volleyball!
Let's go!
Ten-point match!
Yeah-ha!
One match!
One match! Ten-point match!
Let's go!
Okay, let's go!
Um...
Okay, let's go!
Okay!
Okay, let's go!
You can do it!
Time's up!
Ball!
...
Matsumoto touched and returned it.
Kiyoshi's spike.
Oshikonet!
Matsumoto returned the ball to his opponent.
It's in!
It's blocked!
Shinno Matsumoto 2-0!
Matsumoto jumps high and...
serves!
The ball...
It's in!
Matsumoto serves!
Shinno Matsumoto 2-0!
Captain! Captain!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry, Captain!
Now, Matsumoto, who decided to serve...
Slowly... And wide...
He jumps!
And serves!
The ball... It's still in!
It's decided!
Matsumoto serves!
Shinno Matsumoto 3-0!
Captain! Captain!
Captain!
The match is 4-3.
Team Hamada... It's still in!
This ball...
Shinohara serves... No!
He returns it with one touch!
This time... Kurono jumps at the right timing!
Now... Will he be able to catch up?
Team Matsumoto...
Shinohara returns the ball to his opponent!
Now... This ball...
It's still in!
Can he catch it? He can't!
Team Matsumoto 3-0!
He's fast! He's fast!
He's fast!
Team Matsumoto...
Itao jumps wide and serves!
Now... It's still in!
He missed the timing and jumped wide!
But now... It's still in!
This ball...
It's still on the net!
Shinohara...
Pushes it into his opponent's court!
Now... He returns it!
With a special move...
The players jump!
It looks like a spaceship is flying in space!
It looks like it's going to be a lot of fun!
Now... We can see Matsumoto's smile!
He can't catch up!
Team Matsumoto can't catch up!
Team Hamada...
Team Hamada has won!
Now... Team Hamada has 3 points!
Team Hamada has 3 points!
He raises the ball wide...
It's still in!
But now... He raises it!
No! It's still on the opponent's court!
Shinohara's ball is still on the net!
Will Matsumoto be able to return it? The teamwork is in disarray for Matsumoto!
Will Shinohara be able to return it? Will Matsumoto be able to return it? He can't!
Shinohara's ball is still on the court!
He still serves! Matsumoto returns the ball!
But the ball hits the opponent's court and comes back! Shinohara catches it!
Will Matsumoto be able to return it? Will Matsumoto be able to return it?
He can't return it!
Will Matsumoto be able to return it? He catches it!
But he can't return it!
It's the last minute of the game!
Shinohara, you're in trouble!
You're in trouble!
He still jumps high and serves!
Shinohara receives the ball!
But Matsumoto can't return it!
He can't return it!
Shinohara returns it!
It's a high ball!
Will Matsumoto be able to return it?
The ball is flying high!
Will Matsumoto be able to return it?
He can't!
Matsumoto catches it!
Itao jumps and serves!
The timing of Matsumoto's serve was perfect!
Now, this ball is on the net!
Shinohara raises the ball!
It's a high ball!
Matsumoto returns it!
Will Matsumoto be able to return it?
There's no timing!
He catches it!
Will Matsumoto be able to return it?
He can't!
Shinohara raises the ball high!
Matsumoto serves!
As a result, it's a feint!
Now, this ball is on the net!
Now, this is...
Oh, and a spike!
A fierce counterattack with a spike!
And now, this ball...
Oh my!
The East's Jibuji High School has won another home game!
7-7, another victory!
Yuu slowly jumps with the ball!
And now, the ball...
Oh, and a spike!
And now, this ball...
Yuu has raised it again!
This ball is on the net!
It's on the net!
And now...
It's on the player's body!
And now...
A spike!
8-7!
The East's Jibuji High School has won another home game!
What are you doing?
Itawa slowly jumps with the ball!
Another jump!
The opponent is not able to catch it.
But Matsumoto is doing his best.
Is he aiming for a serve?
He jumps again with the ball!
One more jump!
A serve!
Will he catch it?
He caught it!
The ball is high up in the air.
It's very difficult for the player to move sideways.
Itawa...
A block!
Will he catch it?
He caught it with his right hand!
Good job!
What a bad game!
This is a bad game for the English League.
It's a good game.
Itawa...
Will he catch it?
No, he can't!
8-7!
He's doing his best.
Matsumoto is doing his best.
Matsumoto is trying to catch it!
The team number is down. It's dangerous! The team is really looking at the team!
Is it a rematch? How about Shinohara?
Shinohara turned back and returned it!
Now, team Matsumoto wants to step up and take the lead!
Team Anoda wants to have fun and take one step at a time!
Kurano jumps big and...
No, Anoda returned it!
It's a good game, it's a good rally!
Now, Kurano jumps big and...
And it's G-Blue!
Pass!
And this ball...
Spike!
It's blocked!
Oh, it's stopped!
It's a draw for team Anoda!
Now, this ball is under...
It's under!
It can't move!
It's in! It's blocked!
This is frustrating!
It was in just now!
Do you have anything to say?
Why are you blowing?
You're watching, aren't you?
15 points!
X-coin is not a bad thing.
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Let's go!
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Did you notice it was mine?
X-coin is not a bad thing.
Will Hamada score here?
Will it be a miracle comeback for Matsumoto's team?
Hamada jumps high and...
Will it go in?
Hamada blocks it and...
Ryu followed it!
And...
Hamada jumps and shoots...
Will it go in?
Hamada jumps high and...
Will it go in?
Hamada jumps high and...
The timing doesn't match!
Hamada climbed up and...
Hamada returns the ball!
It's a high ball!
Will it go in?
Hamada climbs up and...
He can't get the ball!
It's 15-9!
It's 6-3!
Hamada's team wins!
That's good. That's good.
That was weak!
Only in the beginning.
Is that how you say it?!
Isn't that weak?!
That's good.
We got 15 points!
Jim Hamada's team wins!
This year's most popular singer, H-jungle with tea.
It's blank.
H-jungle with tea!
Who are you?!
Let's play!
You looked like you were bored.
I'm not bored!
Let's play tennis or something.
Tennis?!
You look like you know how to play.
I know?!
Are you good at it?
Absolutely.
Yeah, I'm sure you are.
You know how to play...
No, no, no.
You can't?
Let's play!
I know! If you say you want to eat it, I'll make you marina marina.
Marina marina... that's too weak.
Let's go!
Make me eat marina marina!
I'll make it for you.
If it's bad, I'll say it's bad.
Okay.
Alright.
Tennis...
I did it!
My knee hurts.
It's okay, it's okay.
Why is it okay?!
Let's go!
Oh, it's a lawyer from Yokohama!
Oh, wait!
It's a live one!
Damn it!
We're leaving now.
I can't get it off at all!
You idiot!
Did you get it off?
It's blue.
Huh?
I can't get it off!
Huh?
Wait a minute!
Huh?
It's the left steering wheel.
Oh, you're riding it.
Wait a minute!
How many times do you ride it a week?
Hmm...
Not at all.
Huh?
Well, I'm going to do it now!
Now, it's narrow, but take your time.
Please come in.
Mr. Bagimura.
Thank you for everything you've done for me.
You're a water-smelling friend from elementary school, aren't you?
Come on up.
Thank you very much.
Only you can rely on him in Tokyo.
But why is your father against your marriage?
Because I can't do it.
If only I had a little more strength...
No, it's not your fault.
It's my father's fault.
He doesn't know that love is the most important thing in this world.
It's my father's fault.
I see.
If that's the case...
Although I'm beautiful...
I'll have you cheer for me.
Even if I look like this...
I like to be under the circle.
Instead of that...
I'll have you say the name of the baby in your belly.
No, Mr. Makimura!
Wait!
I'm going to the supermarket.
No, Mr. Makimura!
Take it easy.
No, really...
No, it's fine!
I want to be of help.
Mr. Shinobu...
What is it, Shinobu?
She's my daughter...
But I hope you'll take good care of her.
Shinobu...
I'll definitely make you happy.
What do you say?
Dad!
Ryu...
You can't make my Shinobu happy!
Shinobu!
I won't forgive you for what you did today!
Go home with me!
Wait, Dad!
How did you know about this place?
I told you!
Makimura!
My father told me to call you when you come.
Ryu, you don't know the world.
Can you make my servants happy?
No, you can't.
Besides, you don't know how to look at people.
Oops! If I say like this, Makimura will feel embarrassed.
It's ugly! Can't you believe in people?
Believe?
What? Love? I can't believe it.
Love between men and women is a species for genes to survive.
In short, we just saw a love phantom controlled by genes.
Right, father?
I don't know.
Makimura, as you said, love is a phantom created by genes.
But why do people die for the love of others?
Should I die for my servants?
Ryu...
Please forgive me!
Makimura!
Father!
I've never loved a woman!
That's why your love for me was dazzling!
Makimura!
Don't cry.
I'm happy you're telling me how you really feel.
You know, half of the world is women.
I'm sure you'll meet some wonderful women now.
Makimura...
Let's go home.
Yes.
Let's go home.
Dad, I...
Let's go home.
You're late.
Sorry for keeping you waiting.
You're late!
Sorry for keeping you waiting.
He's so cool!
I know, right?
Of course he is! Who is he?
Who?
He looks like someone who can play tennis.
No.
You'll know if you try.
The moment of impact...
The timing...
Your opponent will go "eh!"
Your opponent will go "ah!"
Nice!
That's it!
A little higher!
Higher?
No!
Match.
I've taught you a lot.
Let's play a match.
Checkers.
Okay?
Are you ready?
Hehehehe
Alright!
I'm going to die now.
Why are you in such a hurry?!
Let's go!
Okay!
Hehehehe
Ahaha!
You're mad!
What's wrong with you?
You know...
Keep up the good work.
Huh?
I'm frustrated!
I'll accept any challenge.
Right?
I've been practicing a lot.
Ahaha!
Let's go eat at Marina Marina.
Ahaha!
What's wrong with you?
Ahaha!
Giant Cooking Challenge!
Today...
Stop it!
I hate you!
This huge dish is...
Ta-dah!
4,000 servings of Somen!
I'll throw it away.
Really?
Yes!
You're old.
Why?
Look at this!
This huge dish is...
I'll show you!
Yes!
I'll throw it away.
I'll put a lid on it.
Delicious! Yes, yes, yes!
Shinon, will you turn on the flashlight and put noodles in?
The temperature is about 80 degrees.
Pull your fingers out!
Oh, it's hot!
He can't kick it.
Raise it!
Lower it!
It's stuck!
It's going!
Stop it!
It's going!
It's scary!
It's like a mountain!
Get out of there!
You shouldn't mess with it.
It's like a hogspade.
Yes, it's like a hogspade.
Because it's stuck.
But this time...
I don't know. This place is bad.
But we succeeded this time.
We can do it, right?
Yes, we succeeded this time.
You look like you're in pain.
It's scary.
I'm sorry!
Be careful. You'll get burned.
You're exaggerating!
I didn't say anything like that!
We can do it now, right?
Let's eat it!
Be careful!
Let's eat it!
Don't go down there!
It's hot!
I don't think so.
It's hot!
But my heart is cold.
Now!
Does it make sense?
- Let me see. - Yes.
It's hot!
You're exaggerating!
It's hot!
- What's wrong with you? - It's hot!
I'll melt you with water!
Apologize!
You're elementary school students.
Wash this.
You!
Are you done?
Did you get it?
- I don't know. - Are you done?
Come here!
Apologize!
What are you doing?
Come here!
- Which one? - Come here!
You're elementary school students!
Stop it!
Is it okay?
You speak Japanese well.
You're pretty good at it.
I don't speak Japanese that well.
- Why? - I work in a ramen shop.
Is that so?
- You're good! - You're good!
What?
- You're good! - Yes.
- Everyone! - Yes!
Where did you put the noodles you made?
- Over there! - Look!
It's a raw noodles machine!
It's good, isn't it?
Well, first of all, noodles!
Please raise the noodles up!
Oh, great!
It's like a stupid UFO.
Well, everyone!
It's done!
Because you made it!
Let's eat it deliciously!
Well, please pour it!
It's weak!
A bucket hit me! A bucket!
A bucket hit me!
My legs! My legs are broken!
My legs are broken!
A bucket hit me!
With my finger!
Who did you say "bucket hit me" to?!
Finger! You! Finger!
It's bending!
Your finger is bent!
It's scary!
You have a lot of noodles!
Well, everyone!
It's the second time!
Demi! What more do you want me to say?
Let's hurry up and eat!
Please!
Here it comes!
I'm scared! I'm scared! I'm scared!
I can't eat it!
I can eat it, but I can't eat it!
Hey, what is this?
By the way, wasn't the second one more powerful?
That's right.
Be careful! Eat it like this!
Then I'll eat the sauce like this!
Then the somen is ready!
Then I'll eat it like this!
Take it! Take it! Take it!
Go forward!
Go forward! Go forward!
Go forward!
Go forward more!
All right, it's here!
Stop it, you guys!
I put it in earlier!
When I found it, I immediately put it in!
Go forward!
What?
When you're doing it with your hands, with your eyes...
With a stick...
If you do it in real life, you won't say such a thing!
All of that somen is over here!
Don't let it go!
What are you doing?
It's a hobby! A hobby! A hobby railroad!
I'm doing an allergy test!
What kind of allergy test is that?
If you react like that...
What are you doing?
It's an allergy test!
If you become stupid, you won't know anymore!
Are you okay?
Let it go! Let it go!
Go! Go! Go! Go!
All right!
It's fine!
What are you doing?
What allergy test is that?
It's a practice!
Don't let it go! Don't let the gate go!
What are you doing?
The eastern army really wants to eat it!
Yes!
Let us eat it!
I'm hungry!
Let us eat it by ourselves!
Let us eat it!
Please!
We don't want it!
Let us eat it!
Watch out!
Why?!
Why are you pushing the bookcase?!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
This is really a joke!
No, no, no, no, no!
This is really a joke!
I'm tired of this!
What is this?!
Really!
I'm not working anymore!
I'm tired of this!
You are a Japanese first manzai actor, Neru!
You may be dressed up as a yukata, but you are still a yukata!
No, no, no, no, no, this is really...
Ah, I'm tired and kind...
I'm tired and kind...
I'd like to jump into your blanket, but...
Wow, this is really too much!
I'm tired of talking about business.
I'm really angry!
I'm really tired of talking about business.
I'm tired of going out every day.
But I want to stop the show.
I'm really angry!
I'm really tired of talking about business.
But I can't help it!
I can't do it, I can't do it, I can't do it.
I can't lay my legs on the floor.
This is no good.
I can't do it.
I can't lay my legs on the side.
I can't lay my legs on the back.
It doesn't matter to me anymore.
I'll sleep, Shikaji! I'll sleep in my futon!
No, no, no!
It's a game!
What's wrong, Shikaji?
I... I... I can't move anymore, Shikaji.
What's wrong with me?
What did you do to Shikaji?
You had aобlast violence.
What did you do?
What did you do, you drunkard?
W-what did you do?
W-what did you do, drunkard!
Hope you've been knocked out of your seat.
W-what's wrong with you?
You've been acting like a drunkard.
You're really having a good time.
W-what did you do?
What did you do?
You have involved me in this.
I won't cry even if I die!
Now, the fun tennis game is over!
Here, I will make you an illusionary piece of marina marina.
Well, let's do it!
I will cut it like a pig.
You cut it like a pineapple.
You cut it in an interesting way.
I'm sweating.
It's interesting.
Can you cut it like this?
Yes.
Can you cut it faster?
It may be easier for me to eat.
But it's good.
It's good.
I'm going to make a Buff Toast.
Put cheese and laver on the toast.
Do you like thick toast?
Or thin toast?
I like thin toast.
What about autumn?
Just fit.
It will sell well.
Don't make me say that!
The marina marina is not moving at all!
It's over!
Really?
Really!
Really?
It's done!
Let's toast with wine.
Wine? This is rare wine.
Why?
Because...
Marina Marina...
You don't look like you don't like it from the beginning.
- Is it this one? - You don't eat it, do you?
- This one. - Japanese-style toast.
No, it's not Japanese-style toast.
It's good.
- It's good. - It's good.
No, it's not good.
- What? - Well...
Today was really fun, wasn't it?
Yes, I won't say anything anymore.
Ah, I'm hungry.
So, Jody was cut off like this...
- Jody! - Yes?
He was cut off like this, and Hiro-san... Oh, today it's Taka-san.
- Yes. - Taka-san was cut off like this...
- Yes. - And... Sensei! Sensei!
- What is it? - I'm counting on you for today's line.
- Today's line? - Ah, today...
- You do it. - Um...
Sensei, today we're making a toast, right?
What should we do?
- Is it a cunning paper? - Yes, it's a toast.
What are you doing?
I'm drinking.
- You should say it before you do it. - I'll say it!
- You should say it! - I got it.
- You should say it! - I'll say it!
You should say it!
Bye!
Shut up, you idiot!
Hey! What am I doing? You've changed!
I don't know what you're saying!
I don't know what you're doing!
But you should say it properly!
I'll say it!
Relax!
- I'm counting on you! - You're acting like an adult!
You're cute!
- I'll say it! - I'll say it!
- Yes!
- Why don't you call me recently? - I'll say it!
- You shouldn't call me! - I'll say it!
Ready...
Start!
(Saltimbango)
- What are you doing? - Saltimbango!
- Why do you do saltimbango? - I don't know!
- Huh? - It's a skill for foreigners to do when they're attracted to someone.
- Is that saltimbango? - It's saltimbango.
Nishida-kun!
Why can't you do it properly?
What are you doing?
- What's funny? - This is a masterpiece!
- Why is it a masterpiece? - Because you're reliable!
- What kind of weapon do you have? - It's personal!
Personal? What do you want me to do?
- Say something! - Yes! - Say something properly!
- Something! - What's so noisy in here?
- Say something! - Say something properly!
- What do you want me to say? - What do you want me to say, kid?
- Say something! - Say it!
- Say it, you brat! - Shut up!
Don't underestimate me!
Chanbara is a family.
- What do you say? - I can't play this instrument.
- Ouch, ouch! - I understand, I understand!
- Sensei, if you're a woman, please teach me Daigoro! - I know!
- Daigoro! - Chan!
- Stand by! - Yes, sir!
I'm really sorry!
- Why didn't you call me? - I'm sorry!
You can't even call me "kokemeru".
Let's do it for real!
Until you get bored!
Ready...
Start!
Ready... Start!
Yes, Mr. Daigoro?
What is it, Mr. Park?
I'm sorry!
We don't need hate, Sensei!
Daigoro alone isn't enough!
I'm sorry!
Mr. Nishikawa!
Don't call me "papa"!
This is an age-old play!
An age-old play!
Show me your dirty face, you brat!
Don't say any lines!
I said "no"!
Say it properly!
Say it!
Hey!
I'll crush you!
You should have told me first!
Can you do it?
I can't do it at all!
I can hear you!
Huh?
Say it properly!
I can't say it!
No one can understand me!
Say it!
I can hear you!
Hey, you!
What's wrong with you?!
Nishikawa!
Let's do it!
Say it properly!
I'll say it!
Seriously!
Nishikawa, say it!
Hey, hey, hey!
Do you want me to kill you?
Let me kill you!
Hey!
I'll cut your nose off!
I'll cut your finger off!
It hurts!
Please!
Don't come out!
I'll kill you next!
Let me go!
Please!
Do you understand?
Yes!
I'll do it!
Please!
Are you okay?
Okay, here we go!
Scene twenty-eight, cut one!
Ready!
Cut!
This is "The Fifth Broadcaster"!
Yes, thank you for calling us.
First of all, we would like to say...
...that we are...
What? What is "The Fifth Broadcaster"?
We are a certain audience.
Is it a radio show?
Huh? I didn't hear you.
A radio show is a part-time job!
What? A radio show?
You want us to support you?
It's not a radio show!
It's like watching on TV!
That's not right!
Where did you come from, kid?
Can't you understand what I'm saying?
I don't know you!
I'm scared!
I'm scared! I'm scared of this!
I'm scared of this!
It's going up!
It's going up forever!
Wow!
It's too much!
Isn't it a little rude?
I think I'm old, too.
I'm over 30, right?
Of course.
I think it's natural for you to say that.
You're 32.
I'm like...
I'm turning 18 this week.
No, I'm wrong.
I'm wrong.
I'm sorry.
I'm 25 years old on the 18th.
Hey! Watch it!
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