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"Botsu-e-kanji" two-hour special!
First, we have a team fight special with a variety of guests!
This game is all about memory and gambling.
Who will win this game?!
A golf match between Hama-chan and Sanaka Misako- san!
Last time, Hama-chan lost and kissed a shameless woman.
Will Hama-chan be able to win this time and kiss Sanaka Misako-san?!
Bacchan and Kimura Takuya-kun will play billiards!
Last time, they forgot to speak and fought seriously!
This time, they're full of spirit!
Now, who will the goddess of victory smile at?!
And don't miss out!
New storylines and popular baiters will appear in the series!
The popular bokeh show is back!
Now, "Botsu-e-kanji" two-hour special!
It's finally starting!
"Botsu-e-kanji" two-hour special!
Is it my fault?
I can't stand laughing anymore!
I'm so angry!
I can't even look at the weather forecast!
It's not like that!
It's dirty!
I don't have much time!
I have to go to the party!
But it's raining all of a sudden!
I can't go to the party because of a wet mouse like this!
It's not like I'm a good man with water on me!
Why can't I laugh at all?
Let's laugh.
I bought an umbrella today.
I always have three conditions when I buy an umbrella.
One is that it has to be sturdy.
Two is that it has to be light.
And low price!
Do you know that much?
What are you?
Are you stupid?
I don't care about that!
You know that, right?
Hurry up and bring it!
I don't care about anything!
I have to go now!
I don't have much time!
Hurry up!
I can't stand it!
It's raining all of a sudden!
I can't stand it!
Here you go!
Dundundunder, dundundunder, dundundunder, dundundunder...
Birds, birds, birds!
Interview frequencies!
That's why the gays and the same for the boys!
Hey! Hey!
What the hell is it? Who is it?
Don't say things you don't know!
Why did you come to buy silver?
Don't you know I came to buy an umbrella?
If you say that, I will say hello to the queen of SM!
What are you doing? Get up! Get up!
Get up! I said I don't have time! Get up!
I have to go!
I don't want to see you like that!
You know...
You know... How can I say it?
You know... I want some recommendations!
Recommendations... You know... Bring it!
You don't have to do it here!
What?
Bring it!
What the hell are you doing?
Annoying...
Alone... Stepping on shadows...
Chan hasn't come back yet...
Please... please... please do it properly!
Do it properly!
You're making me do this embarrassing thing for a long, long time!
I'm so stupid, so stupid, I'm so stupid!
I'm so stupid, I can't do it anymore!
Are you done? You're not a seller!
You just brought what you had there!
I know, I know!
It's not like that!
There's something easier to stab with!
I can't say it because it's easier to stab with an umbrella!
Haseure-san, wait!
Stab me!
Like this... like this...
Stab me like this...
It's not like I'm crying because I'm sad.
I'm actually happy.
You... Toshihiko-san...
Toshihiko-san called me "mother" for the first time.
Who is Toshihiko-san?!
Entry no. 1, Toshihiko-san!
At least you call me Toshihiko-san!
Why don't you two call me Toshihiko-san?!
Do you understand?!
What are you thinking?!
It's not like that!
What should I say?!
It's not like that!
Come on, do something, come on, swing it!
The umbrella, you know, if you swing it it gets in the way of you swinging it not to!
It's so compact and well organized,
but umbrellas aren't that bad, you know, umbrellas?
There are umbrellas, but they're unfair, you know, umbrellas...
You must be laughing quite a bit,
seeing you laugh like that!
Humph!
Bring me a folding Spirit Bending Shirt!
My tatami! My tatami!
Tatami!
My tatami!
My ta-ta-mi can't sleep.
So I can't get tired.
This is a cut.
This is a mess!
Put this away!
Director Shimoto will be mad if he sees this.
Put it away! I don't know why!
Take it away!
Put it away!
I don't know.
Can you stop it?
I'm not here to play!
You're making fun of me.
I don't have much time.
You know that one thing you can do with one touch.
You can do it with one finger.
Take it away!
Hurry up!
I'll kill you!
It's hot.
You can do it with one touch.
Isn't it beautiful?
It's glittery.
Isn't it beautiful?
It's a curve.
Give it up for me!
Close it.
Open it.
Close it.
Open it.
Which one is weird?
Are you crazy?
This broadcast is brought to you by these sponsors.
The New Japan Championship is being held!
This is a special match.
Yes, yes.
It's an individual match.
Yes, yes.
And the winner is...
A wonderful actress!
The winner is...
Miyawaki!
I'd like to be pulled by you at least once.
What?
Get in! Get in!
Getting in is fine, but...
No, no, get in.
Get in.
I'd like to specially invite...
Fukui Prefectural Mayor!
Since it's a time that we all like, we'll leave it up to you, Fukui Prefectural Mayor.
Understood.
Let's have you take it off right away.
What are you doing?
Wow!
Fukui Prefectural Mayor, your reaction is great!
I'm used to being laughed at.
Everyone, are you ready?
If you think someone is missing, raise your hand and shout "yes", okay?
Well then, let's begin.
The Team Fight Special
Miushinattemasu Championship
The first question is...
an anime!
Minashigo Hatch
Eight Man
Tetsuwan Atom
Uchuu Senkan Yamato
Ginga Tetsuou 3-9
Yes!
Oops, it went up!
Well then, Higashino-san...
Eh? Me, me, me!
Ah, sorry!
Remember my name!
I'm sorry!
Who is missing?
Higashino-san is missing.
I'll say it!
Yes, please!
Minashigo Hatch
Tetsuwan Atom
Mr. Higashino's slide is going up one level. Here you go!
Today's dish is Chinese food.
Gyoza (dumplings)
Shumai (shumai)
Ramen (ramen)
Fried rice (fried rice)
Spring roll (spring roll)
Char siu (char siu)
Here you go!
Oops! Higashino's slide is going up one level.
Who lost sight of it?
Hamada-san lost sight of it!
Hamada-san, did you lose sight of it?
I lost sight of it.
You shouldn't say it!
Why didn't you say it?
My heart skipped a beat!
It's because of my heartbeat!
Okay, I'll say it just in case.
Here you go!
Gyoza (dumplings)
Shumai (shumai)
Ramen (ramen)
Fried rice (fried rice)
Spring roll (spring roll)
One more! One more!
One more and Higashino's slide won't go up!
I'll say it one last time.
I know it!
Ramen (ramen)
The answer is char siu (char siu)
Here you go!
Shumai (shumai) has gone up one level!
The next topic is...
The name of the electrical appliance.
Refrigerator.
Television.
Microwave.
Video.
Oven toaster.
Microwave jar.
Laundry.
Radio.
Yes!
Oops!
Was it Mr. Imada who was fastest just now?
Mr. Imada!
Who did you lose?
I lost Mr. Matsumoto.
I'm sorry.
Yes!
I got it!
Refrigerator.
Correct!
I'm sorry.
You're getting on my nerves.
You're annoying me!
Wait!
Refrigerator.
Television.
Correct!
Microwave.
Correct!
Everyone is surprised.
Video.
Oven... toaster.
Electronic jar.
Camera.
A lot.
What year was it?
Was it a washing machine and a radio?
That's right!
Now, Matsumoto-san's score will go up a number of times. Here you go!
And now, for the next question...
Time's up!
This is a special question.
Our guest will answer it for us.
Now, please stand up!
Welcome, Mr. Tetsuya Takeda.
Mr. Tetsuya Takeda!
Mr. Takeda, the movie you just saw, the main cast movie, and the golf movie...
Yes, we also released the soundtrack, so if you don't mind...
Yes, yes. It is currently in high demand.
Yes.
So, today...
Yes.
What kind of problem will we have?
Do you remember the name of the students of the class I was in charge of for the second time?
Why do you have to remember that?!
It's okay. Since you all are doing your best, I'll give you a hint little by little.
In other words...
In your memories...
You're a teacher, aren't you?
The episode...
Listen up, you!
Yes!
I'm in class right now!
That's no use!
Get out of my way!
Now, Mr. Tetsuya Takeda's problem is...
The name of the students.
For a while, you'll be called "rotten mandarin oranges".
Please remember their names.
Kato Masaru.
Masaru.
Matsuura.
Satoru.
Satoru liked...
Sakota.
Yaeko.
The girl who cleaned the toilet with him.
She's a man who doesn't like anything.
Kouichirou.
Iwanuma Kouichirou.
The girl who played the role of a snow woman.
Tatsumi.
Yachiyo.
She was cute and sat in the front row.
Akagami Chikako.
Chikako.
Nodawa Junichi.
Kato Masaru.
Matsuura Satoru.
Yaeko.
Kouichiro.
Yachiyo.
Hajime.
Yano Chisai.
Ito Tsukasa.
Kanka.
Amazoness.
Ito Tsukasa.
Bokutou Kougyo.
I don't know!
Please go to the second floor.
It's okay.
Anyway, this corner is for Takeda Tetsuya-san. Thank you for coming.
Then, we will go to the next question.
Oops!
Here, again, there is a special question chime.
This question is also in the second floor.
It's dangerous to go up.
It's a place to go up, but...
Then, the host of this question...
The guest is this person!
Takeda Tetsuya-san!
I'm looking forward to meeting you. Good evening.
Good evening.
Did you have fun this summer vacation?
I had a lot of fun.
Well...
I don't have a vacation.
I don't know what you're talking about!
All right!
This is...
My... My favorite thing!
What is that?
Then, we will end it here.
What is Yumi Adachi's favorite thing?
Salt...
Giants...
Blue glass...
If you put it in the corner of the room, it will be very beautiful and you will like it.
I understand!
And...
Tea!
Tea is of course Hoji tea or Japanese tea.
Sleeping in Hori Gotachi.
This is...
And that was...
Hamada-san was faster.
Hamada-san, who is missing?
Higashino-san is missing!
All right!
Go ahead!
From the beginning...
Oh, it fell! Oh, it fell!
This is a special problem, so Mr. Hiyashiro, please raise it two levels.
Two levels! Please raise it!
This segment's question is from Adachi. Thank you!
The next question is...
Instruments!
Guitar!
Bass!
Drum!
Trumpet!
Sax!
Maracas!
Cello!
Piano!
Oops! Mr. Higashino, who's losing?
Mr. Hamada's losing!
If you could do it one more time. Go ahead!
Guitar! Bass! Drum! Trumpet! Sax! Maracas! Cello! Piano!
Mr. Higashino's score is rising! Go ahead!
Go ahead!
What?
I can't stop laughing!
Since you got it right, you can continue with your instrument.
I can continue with my instrument?
Yes!
Oh, right! Since you got it right!
So, you can't continue with your instrument now.
Since you got it right, you can continue with your instrument!
Yes!
Mako lost sight of you!
Give me a break!
Go ahead!
Um...guitar!
Bass!
Um...mandolin!
Am I wrong?
Um...something like this!
Um...
Um...machines!
Drum! It's a drum!
The drum was correct!
And so, Mato-san's score is rising! Go ahead!
Our next guest is this person! Go ahead!
This is tough.
It's tough.
Well then, Mr. Sanko, what kind of question will you ask?
As you know, I have a lot of brothers.
Yes.
Right?
Yes.
So my brothers' names!
Brothers' names!
Wow, this is intense.
Well then, Mr. Sanko's question is brothers' names!
Musa Sanko.
What?!
Kakiato Sanko.
Right?
Mayura Sanko.
This Mayura is...
a school teacher.
A school teacher, yes.
How old is he?
Um... 32 years old.
32 years old.
There are three of you now, but you're all struggling.
Yes.
And then, Ahmed Sanko.
Ahmed!
Yes, Ahmed's hand is up!
Who are you losing?!
I'm losing Matsumoto-san!
You're losing Matsumoto-san!
You're not losing him!
Well then, Matsumoto-san, if you're starting, please answer!
Musa Sanko.
Yes!
Kakiato Sanko.
Wait a minute!
Are you serious?!
Um...
Negima?!
Negima Sanko?!
I don't know!
Matsumoto-san's hand is up!
That's right!
Thank you very much!
Thank you!
Excuse me! Excuse me!
Yes!
Can I win the championship?
Yes!
This is tough!
This is "Master Success Full Song Week"!
"Dry Season", "Blue Coral", "Red Sweet Pea", "Cherry Blossom"
Yes!
Who has lost their "yes" and "now" voices?
Ryoko has lost her voice.
Then, Ryoko, please!
This is "Master Success Full Song Week"!
What are you doing, Asaka-san?
Change your clothes!
You too, Asaka-san!
Iohara-san's slide is going up one level!
It hurts! It hurts! It hurts! It hurts!
It hurts! It hurts! It hurts!
Shinohara-san's slide is going up one level!
Arai-san's slide is going up one level!
In order to speed up, it will be going up two levels from now.
I understand. I understand. Then, please give me the question.
Yes. In words you use in a fight...
What's up with you?
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Please start from the bottom.
Wait look.
Huh?
Where are you looking as you walk?
And with that, Kurano-san's skating team is in second place!
They're in first place!
Scary!
Next is...
Cigarette's name!
Mild Seven!
Cabin!
Caster!
Highlight!
Seven Star!
Short Hope!
Lark!
Here!
Oops, Yuu-san!
Who's missing?
Imada-san is missing!
Alright!
Imada-san is missing!
Let's start from the beginning!
Mild Seven!
Lark!
Cabin!
Mild Seven! Cabin!
Lark!
Highlight!
Rico's missing!
Lark!
Um...
Except for Lark!
Um...
Except for Lark!
Um...
Lark!
Cabin!
Imada-san is missing!
Let's start from the second round!
Cabin!
Mild Seven! Cabin!
Lark!
Highlight!
Mild Seven!
Cabin!
Mild Seven!
Lark!
Wow!
Is this alright?
Lark!
Wow!
His body is shaking!
Wow!
His body is shaking!
Wow!
It's hard to come to a conclusion.
I'm also concerned about the breaking news after this.
Well, then...
Edmunds and the Oceans!
It's going to be interesting!
Thank you very much!
You two, then, please try to give us a question!
Is it okay?
What genre is it?
Then, the name of the road in Tokyo!
The name of the road in Tokyo is...
Omekaido...
246...
Konan Street...
Who do you work for, Michel?!
I know where you live!
Nakano Street!
Old Yamate Street!
Okay!
You've lost your title!
Now, then, Yuu-san...
Go ahead!
What is that?!
This is a little...
What is that?!
And with that...
The Team Fight Special Michel Actemans Championship...
The winner is...
Yuu-san!
This broadcast has been brought to you by these sponsors.
The following broadcast is brought to you by house products designed by GR-class.
On March 26th, 2007...
A man who claimed to be a billiard king in the entertainment world, Hitoshi Matsumoto, was attacked by several challengers.
His owner is...
SMACK's Takuya Kimura.
Billiard king...
A hot battle between men began in this world of martial arts.
The blue and white swordsmen were on fire.
The one who won this battle was Hitoshi Matsumoto.
Thank you very much!
However, Kimura's pride did not allow this defeat.
And once again, it was time for a decisive battle.
Hitoshi Matsumoto's Billiard Battle!
Hitoshi Matsumoto vs. Takuya Kimura!
Good evening!
Last time, I won.
It's a return match!
Good evening!
What? Today is the third round, right?
Third round! Third round!
We'll decide who goes first in the banking match.
Yes.
Thank you very much!
Rock, paper...
No, it's not like that!
I'm telling you to decide!
Good evening!
On three...
One, two...
What do you mean?
It's me.
Really?
Kimura's break, round one, start!
Kimura's super break shot!
Four, eight, double get!
Kimura's set shot and he gets the first one!
What a great shot!
Kimura's bank shot is a miss.
Matsumoto's first shot.
What?!
But it's a scratch!
It's a scratch!
But it's a scratch!
Kimura's chance.
He gets the second one!
Kimura's third one is a miss!
Matsumoto's third one is a get!
Is this a lucky shot?
You're not an idol.
Matsumoto's fifth one is a get!
Continuing, sixth one is a get!
This is difficult.
Matsumoto's seventh one is a get!
Matsumoto's tenth one is a get!
It's a miss!
He leaves the chance ball with Kimura.
Matsumoto's tenth one is a get!
However, Kimura missed this one!
Matsumoto's chance ball is turned around.
Matsumoto's ninth one is a get!
Let's start the second round!
Yes!
Matsumoto's break shot is...
...no in!
Great jump shot!
But miss!
Of course you're popular!
Thank you!
Matsuboto gets the first one.
He also gets the second one.
He gets the third one in the side pocket!
Perfect!
Now, the fourth ball without an angle.
This is a super get!
Matsumoto's fifth ball is a miss!
Now it's about time for Kimura, who wants to move on to counterattack!
Seventh get! And fifth also get! Great double in!
Sixth also get!
Only eighth and ninth left.
Kimura's game shot!
Miss! And then scratch!
The worst Kimura!
Kimura's game shot!
But you know...
It's hard to do it.
Even if I talk about it...
Matsumoto's eighth! Fine get!
OK!
Let's end it!
It's coming to an end!
Will it be the finishing shot?
It's heading for the corner!
A miss shot by Matsumoto!
Now, Kimura still has a great chance ball!
No way! Kimura missed it!
It's over...
Why?
Let's end it!
Hama-chan will scold me.
Thank you for your hard work!
Matsumoto and Kimura's second win!
No way!
You're young and fast, Kimura-kun.
Yeah.
Are you sure you won't do it? You need to study.
I wonder why...
Well, I could do it again...
Let's do it.
You'll let me do it?
Yeah.
The third generation! Good evening!
Good evening!
[Laughter]
Round three.
[Scratch]
From the break shot to Machimoto's unbelievable scratch!
[Laughter]
You know, I don't have much concentration or anything like that.
It's your chance, Kimura.
With the most basic combination shot, you're going to finish him in one go.
[Scratch]
Oh, my God! I missed!
Machimoto gets number one.
Why isn't anyone clapping?
[Scratch]
Next, number two also gets it!
Not good after that.
Can you do this?
Matsumoto's difficult bank shot.
But!
He hits number three and overcomes this pinch.
Kimura's worst scratch!
Here!
Matsumoto is in the game.
He's aiming for a triple combination of 3-8-9.
Thank you for your hard work!
Number nine gets it!
It's a perfect win!
Well, I don't think it's a big deal.
Thank you very much.
Thank you very much!
The last little old man estimated to die yesterday morning at four o'clock.
But this is terrible!
Is there anything else you know?
It seems that the company was a pretty scary old man.
I guess so.
Toma-san!
What's up?
That's a lot of murder, isn't it?
Huh? What did you say?
The company's little old man often goes to the bar that little old woman runs.
And he often got mixed up with whiskey bottles and ended up in a fight.
Is that woman little?
Well, one hundred and fifty-eight centimeters.
She's not little!
No, in fact, she's like this.
Good morning.
May I come in?
Oh, what's up?
The company's little old man seems to have a pretty big grudge against you.
What's that about?
It's a story about a yakuza in the neighborhood.
It seems that he always hung out with six people.
Why six people?
I asked you, but you didn't answer me!
He said it was a good thing we weren't seven if we had done it in six people.
That's how it is.
- That's strange. - What's wrong?
It was their habit to go to the wrong shop.
They said it was the other way around.
That's funny.
I laughed a little.
- What's wrong? - There's a line in my eye.
- What about it? - I'm talking about the old man next to me.
The little old man in the company drove a few people around.
It was his hobby for people who were 170cm tall to see the world like this.
- What does it look like? - Like this.
That's how it is.
- They argued about who was taller. - I see.
- That's strange. - What's wrong?
They said it was their hobby to go to the wrong shop.
- Where did you get that shop? - It's "Cinderella Castle".
- Go to "Cinderella Castle" now. - It's a cartoon.
Hello.
What's up?
I asked the little old man in the company.
Will I be able to grow up to this size?
If I can grow up to this size, I'll be fine.
He did a good job.
- Is he little? - No.
- Where is he? - Over there.
It's really small.
Smaller than I thought it would be.
Hey!
Chief!
Hey!
I'm not the chief. I'm the security guard.
He ran away.
He's got a faint memory.
Oh, and I forgot one thing.
What is it?
I asked a friend of mine who works there.
He said often that he's afraid of cats.
Can I say something sad?
What?
Three years ago,
one of my colleagues was swallowed up by a dog and died.
That's strange.
Huh? What's wrong?
We say that running is faster than a dog.
It's a sales point.
We all said that when we were little.
Oh, and...
Huh?
Um, running is fast, too.
Yeah, but a dog's tail is bigger.
That's what they bragged about at the clubhouse.
But we all have girlfriends, don't we?
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Okay, everyone.
Go to your girlfriends.
Okay?
Go ahead.
Yes, sir!
Go ahead.
But I don't know your last name.
I don't know it, either.
THE END
SHOZU! SHOZU!
What are you doing?
The funeral.
The funeral is over.
It's over.
I'm dead.
You're bored, aren't you?
Goodbye.
(singing)
Let me go!
Hey!
Hey! Your mouth is disgusting!
I'm sorry.
It's my fault.
I'm sorry.
Your mouth is disgusting.
Be careful.
I'm sorry.
It's my fault.
Sit down.
I'm counting on you.
I'm really sorry.
I'm sorry.
Hey!
I'm really sorry.
What are you doing?!
Scalpel?
Hey!
Hey! Hey!
What's wrong with you?
I misunderstood you.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
I'll go.
No, I'm sorry. Please.
For my son's sake, please.
I'm sorry.
Good night.
Please...
Please, say yes.
(Humming)
Raise it!
(Laughter)
Raise it!
(Laughter)
Raise it!
(Laughter)
Raise it!
(Laughter)
Raise it!
(Laughter)
What are you doing?
I'm going home!
I'm sorry!
Raise it!
I'm sorry!
Wait a minute!
I'm sorry!
(Laughter)
You're surprisingly cool!
What?
You're surprisingly cool!
What's with you?
I'm sorry!
I'm really sorry!
Please!
I'm sorry!
(Laughter)
I'm sorry!
(Humming)
(Laughter)
You're so cheeky!
Hey!
(Laughter)
Ouch!
(Laughter)
Shut up! Shut up!
(Laughter)
Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
(Laughter)
(Footsteps)
(Laughter)
(Music)
Don't look up and listen carefully.
Okay.
Where is it?
I don't know.
Oh, it's broken.
Oh, miss, miss, miss, you are cute.
Do it again.
Oh, thank you!
Thank you very much!
(Laughter)
Wait! Wait!
No, it's not like that.
What is this?
It's really a joke.
(Laughter)
No, it's not like that.
It's really like this.
What?
(Laughter)
What?
What is this?
It's really like this.
No, no, it's not like that.
It's a joke.
(Laughter)
What is this?
(Laughter)
No, not at all.
What is this, old man?
What is this, it's a joke, really.
What is it, old man?
What's this, it's a bloom.
This really is a blown.
Who said it's a bloom?
(Laughter)
What is it?
It's a joke, you old man!
What is it?
What's this, you old man?
It's disgusting!
But it's really like a joke.
Get out of my way!
You all are funny, but you know, it's a joke.
It's really like this, really.
If you think it's gross, then do it.
It's disgusting!
What's wrong with you?
It's a yakisoba shop.
It's a yakisoba shop? Wait a minute.
I like your yakisoba shop. It's cute.
What are you talking about?
What do you want to say?
I'm angry! I'm angry!
What are you talking about?
Get out of my way!
I'm angry! I'm angry!
Glasses! Glasses! Glasses!
I'm angry! I'm angry!
What do you want to say?
I'm angry!
I'm sorry, Shinobu, for everything that's happened because of me.
No, I'm the one who should apologize.
For what my father said.
It's no use because I don't have the strength.
If I had the strength, my father would have approved of our marriage.
Let's run away like this.
I'm fine with anything as long as I'm with you, Ryu.
Besides, I feel like I have a baby.
Shinobu, is that true?
Shinobu!
Thank goodness!
Shinobu!
Dad!
What are you doing here?
Shinobu! Dad!
I don't need you to call me "dad"!
You two, let's talk one more time.
Talk?
I don't have anything to talk about with you!
Why won't you approve of our marriage?
Oh, I see.
So you're saying you can make our Shinobu happy?
I wonder about that.
You don't have any money at all!
Father, can you be happy with money?
It's true that you need money to be happy.
Reality is tougher than love.
Just like happiness and unhappiness have different colors, so does happiness.
Father, what color is your happiness?
I don't know what you're talking about!
Go home!
Stop it!
Shut up!
Brother!
Go!
Father!
Hurry up and come!
Brother!
Come, father!
Yukari!
Why did you do that?
I did it to persuade you, father.
What did you say?
Father, please forgive Yukari and Yukari's marriage.
Yukari and Yukari love each other so much.
But... but why can't they be together?
Love?
That's irrelevant!
Father!
Father...
Father, why do you try to avoid love?
Is your love so dazzling?
Whether it's hope or despair,
in love or love for each other,
in this scene,
in this whirlwind of fantasy,
in this hot and painful smell,
there is a secret of life.
I don't know what you're talking about!
Shut up!
Yukari!
Yukari...
Because... because that's right!
Father has no courage to accept the love of his sister and Ryu!
Please! I will! I will definitely make Shinobu-san happy!
Look! The autumn wind is so...
Hey, Father... Please allow my sister and Ryu's marriage!
If you do that, a better wind will blow tomorrow!
That wind will cross the meadow and become rain of blessings.
Rain will turn trees green and flowers will bloom.
Those flowers will become fruit and we will harvest them.
Father... Does the smell of money...
...smell better than the smell of flowers?
Does the sugar candy you bought with money...
...taste better than the sweet and sour apple?
This program was brought to you by...
...the financial support provided by...
...the C.R. Clash.
Good evening, everyone. It's still early in the morning.
Today, I'm at a golf course.
In this program, when it comes to golf, as you know...
...it's golf and kissing!
Before that, I lost to Lord Tanagami...
...and I couldn't kiss him.
This is a return match.
I lost completely!
Look! It's a good spot!
Yes! It's the next course!
I won!
Ta-dah!
Put it in!
Well, it was like that, so I'll do it today.
Oh, my! Oh, my! Her hair got shorter again!
Anyway, I'm in the middle, so what about you?
Do you want me to do the same?
What?
The same as last time.
Really?
I'll talk to the greatest person in the world.
You're the greatest person in the world.
So, do you want me to say some lines?
Lines?
Yes.
But before I say them...
What?
I'll say some lines.
I love you.
That's tough!
It's okay.
I lost for you.
I love you.
It's okay.
Anyway!
Yes.
Let's do it!
Wait a minute!
Look at the camera and say, "Golf and kiss."
Oh, right! There's such a title!
Ready and... "Golf and kiss!"
Well, first of all...
East 7th, 324 yards, par 4.
It's a wide, easy hole in the fairway.
It's okay to bend a little!
Let's start with Misako's T-shirt!
Are you all watching?
There are tens of thousands of people all over the country...
hundreds of thousands of people...
I'll say it.
Oh!
I missed it!
Well...
It's flying in front of you.
Watch me!
Oh, right!
That's good!
That's how you do it in the morning!
Right?
Yes!
I won!
He's crying!
Golf starts with the third stroke!
Oh, no! I got it!
Oh, it's a bunker!
Oh, I'm weak!
It's a bunker!
Come on!
I got it!
I'm mad!
I'm still mad!
The End
Can I do it straight?
- Nobody asked you? - I don't care!
Next up is South Cuban, 479 yards par 5.
Next up is Hama, who committed suicide.
This time, we'll show you his real life.
Oh, it went to the right.
It went to the right, but you didn't clap!
Oh, nice shot!
I've never seen such a great shot before!
It went to the right!
Don't clap!
Clap for me when I win!
That was a great shot!
Nice shot!
That was crazy!
Oh, it went to the top.
It went to the top, right?
Stop!
Lucky top!
Awesome!
The top is nice, isn't it?
OK!
You're good!
Stop it!
You...
No, you've gone too far.
Don't sing!
[Compilation of the most embarrassing moments of the year]
The weather's bad today.
What are you doing?!
That's enough, okay?!
That's enough!
Okay! Okay!
Broadcasting from here is "Living in a world wide world"
b & g
It's fun to do this, isn't it?
Nissin Shofuku
Maiden car
Brought to you by Nisre Japan
Final Hall
East 9th
311 yards per hole
Isako-san's lipstick?
Old man's lipstick?
Fate's T-shirt?
From Hama-chan!
Do your best!
Not again...
Isn't this bad?
My obi...
I have an obi.
What did you say?
My obi?
Yes!
Ah...
I went up too high...
You idiot...
I think I went in here...
Inside...
Around here?
I think I went inside...
East 9th
She's trying so hard!
Stop it!
Oh no!
Oh, it's in the forest!
She's running!
Huh?
Huh?!
Did it go in?!
It did.
That was close...
God hasn't abandoned me yet!
It got in!
Muneo!
You're so good!
Huh?
Straighten up!
Right?
Okay.
Okay?
What happened?
I won! I won!
Sorry about that!
Why did you win? Tell me again.
Well, because...
Because of Tsuchiya, right?
I...
My knees are hurting.
I won because of you!
My knees are hurting.
I lost because of you!
I love you.
Honey?
You're saying more and more!
You didn't say "honey"!
Honey?
Say it with more emotion.
Honey?
Hey!
You're so cute!
Be strong!
I...
I lost because of you.
I love you, honey.
You're humiliating me!
You're weak!
I love you, honey!
I kissed an old man and two girls in this segment!
(The sound of the bell)
Long time no see!
No problem!
The roof is good, isn't it?
It's good! The air is good! It's the best!
Well, I'm going on patrol again today!
Roger!
(The sound of the bell)
Why is there a dragon-like creature in a place like this?
(The sound of the bell)
Isn't there a shrine city terminal in a place like this?
But, at this rate, Tokyo will be in panic!
If I don't somehow let S.Boku no know about it...
(The sound of the bell)
Oh, no! S.Boku-kun is busy talking about electromagnetic waves!
(The sound of the bell)
In this case...
(The sound of the bell)
I have no choice but to let him know about it!
(The sound of the bell)
This is...
(The sound of the bell)
What? What?
(The sound of the bell)
I also found cigarettes in the toilet!
Is there a tank nearby?
What did you say?
Come here!
S. Tsune-kun! We are in trouble!
We don't have to put out the bombs!
That's it!
Finally, it's time for us to say goodbye.
What?
I'm going to smoke this cigarette by myself.
Goodbye, Enochyokukun.
No, Nishiyama Shinji-kun!
Enochyokukun!
E-N-O-C-H-Y-O-K-U-N!
Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!
Goodbye!
Oh!
I haven't heard of it yet!
No, no, no!
If it's like this, I'll do it alone!
No, no, no!
Laura!
Are you okay?
Turn it off! Quickly!
Okay! Let's combine Laura and pressure!
Okay!
Let's go! Electrician!
Pressure! Laura!
It disappeared a little!
We did it!
Red! Red!
Emergency Special Project!
Let's get him!
Sue!
This time it's Sue.
Last time, only one person was punished all the time.
That's not really a target or anything like that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
If we really did a limited-time screening, it just happened to be like that.
Eh, is that person coming today?
Um... from Takarazuka.
Yes, yes, yes.
He's coming.
Oh, he's coming!
Well, this time too, it's Yorino Benri's appearance! Please come in!
Nice to meet you!
Hands off, hands off, hands off all of you.
Nice to meet you!
Um... it's this person.
Yes.
This person from Takarazuka.
I won't do it!
But really, it wasn't a target or anything like that.
What did you say?
No, no, no. There were three punishments, right?
Ah, that's just like the script, right?
No, it's not just like the script.
Tell me more about it.
It's just like the script. We really did a limited-time screening.
Don't talk about it anymore!
That's enough!
This time it's a special!
Oh!
The punishment is also quite...
What's with you?!
The punishment is also quite...
Yes.
Dangerous things...
Wow!
Yes, yes.
Wow, amazing!
This time too, it's a limited-time screening.
Yes, yes!
So, the first place is...
Yes.
It's a large stand.
Wow!
Yes!
Well, then...
Yes, yes.
We're in the stand right now.
That's right.
From now on...
Yes.
We'll give you...
Yes.
A perfect score of 105 points.
Oh, I see!
We'll give you a perfect score of 105 points.
Oh, I see!
That's easier to understand, isn't it?
Yes!
Well, we're here.
Welcome!
Good morning!
Here you go.
Fill it up with gasoline.
Yes.
Fill up the ashtray too.
How was it?
You guys were laughing and talking amongst yourselves.
Well, we're top batters, so it was a little hard to get in.
Thumb up!
So, Iwashio-san's score is...
25!
That's the highest of 100 of our 25.
Well, well, well.
Oh, it's here.
Everyone, let's go!
Come on, come on, come on!
Hurry up!
Come on, everyone, hurry up!
Make sure you have a full schedule.
I know, but...
It's like...
What did you say?
Make sure you have a full schedule.
That's the worst!
It's like...
It's the opposite of my dad.
What do you mean "make sure you have a full schedule"?
"Make sure you have a full schedule" is fine, right?
Well, it's not just "make sure you have a full schedule."
So, Iwashio-san's score is...
35!
Hey!
Make sure you have a full schedule when you cry!
Just now...
In Higashino-kun...
It wasn't funny...
Oh, I said it wasn't funny.
I said it wasn't funny!
Oh, it's here!
Make sure you have a full schedule!
You can do backflips, too!
Huh?
I did it!
That's crazy!
Can you do backflips?!
I did it!
Is it bad?!
I can see the light!
- Mr. Imai's score is... - Please!
- 65 points! - What?!
Wow!
This one...
has bees in it.
- Bees in it?! - What is this?!
Wow...
Welcome!
Let's have some tea or something.
What is this?!
What...
What is this?!
That guy...
What was he thinking when he turned the steering wheel this way?!
When you think about it like that...
- There are things that come together. - I see.
- I see.
- So, your score is... - Yes!
75 points!
Congratulations!
First round... Mr. Urashiro's penalty game is...
Urashiro's Penalty Game
- So, the first penalty game is... - Yes, yes.
- With 25 points... - Yes.
- The lowest score. - Yes.
- You'll be wearing pants. - Yes.
- Look ahead of you. - Yes.
- There's a pool ready for you. - Yes.
- As soon as you're in the water, run over there and go in. - Yes.
- Then you won't get hit by the bomb. - Yes.
- You won't get hurt. - I understand.
- You'll be ready in about 5 seconds. - 5 seconds?!
- Here I go. - Yes!
Ignite.
What is that?!
I don't like it at all!
Tell me, I don't like it at all!
Staff!
I don't know you!
What is this?
So, finally, school.
Yes!
Well, everyone, of course, it will be useful for students.
Thank you very much!
Actually, this is also...
Well...
For social issues...
Yes.
Uh...
We put girls in...
Oh!
Uh...
Well, everyone, I will introduce you to transfer students.
Come in!
Um, your name is...
Grano!
I knew it!
I didn't have to say it, but I'm just gonna sit here.
I don't like that seat that much, so I'm just gonna sit in that chair.
You've gotten pretty short-tempered, haven't you?
Yes! Kurano-san's score is...
40 bokeh!
How many times can you say that?!
40 bokeh means 63.
Hahaha!
That's it!
Nobunaga's score is 33!
I'm sorry.
Well...
From now on...
I'm going to learn from you in a different class.
Well...
Hahaha!
I'm still a teacher.
What?
Hahaha!
By the way...
I'm still going to be a teacher.
Unfortunately...
I'm saying goodbye to you all for today.
Hahaha!
That's it! I'm sorry!
That's it! That's it! That's it!
That's it! I'm sorry!
You're so funny!
Well...
Even now...
Yes!
I can't help but look at you a few times a year.
Hahaha!
You look like you're in trouble.
Hahaha!
Even now...
Well, let's go!
Imada-san's score is...
750!
Wow!
Hahaha!
(Laughter)
You're disgusting!
(Laughter)
You're disgusting!
(Laughter)
Keep your head up.
What's wrong with you?
The weather is nice today.
I'm Raito Itao.
Alright!
What are you doing?! You're scaring me!
His movements, and his speech...
It's Itao!
It's Itao's score.
Let's go!
Itao's score is...
82 points!
Yay!
Right?
Karangaran...
It's Itao's score.
What's this?
The new ruler...
Kusakabe Shiro.
Hey!
I'm his uncle.
You...
Be good friends with Shiro.
It's cold...
This is bad...
I bit you!
How's your mood?
Look at his face...
I bit you!
This is bad...
I'm home.
Teacher, can you help me?
Let's get along, please!
Is this Shiro's seat?
Not yet...
How was it?
Everyone, please gather up!
Let's get along, please!
I'm home!
Teacher, can you help me?
Is this Shiro's seat?
Not yet...
Is this Shiro's seat?
85 degrees!
The conditions are exactly the same.
You have to run and jump into the pool.
If you are late, fireworks will go off with a "bom-bom- bom" sound.
Be careful not to get burned.
Ready... Start!
Be careful not to get burned!
Beautiful!
I want to do it! I want to do it!
I want to do it!
No matter how clumsy a wife you are...
If you make it with a smile, you'll lose weight!
No matter who you are...
Smile and cook!
That was fun!
Now, let's call the teacher of cooking!
She's Professor Cassie Tsukamoto of Shimanto Gag Cooking School!
Please come in!
Imada-kun!
Uncle!
How are you?
I'm fine, how about you?
Of course I'm fine!
I'm always fine!
That's right!
I'm counting on you for cooking today!
I'll do it!
I'll do my best to cook today!
On behalf of Grandpa!
Is that right, Uncle?
Yes, it is.
It's going to be a tough day.
Today we have a proper theme.
Yes!
Boo!
Please don't do this at all!
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
So we have a theme.
Yes!
But what month is it?
But it's already...
But it's already October.
October is the season of Kouraku.
That's right.
Speaking of Kouraku, what is it?
Obento (lunch box)
This is the main thing.
After all it's a cooking show.
So let's think of an obento (lunch box) with everyone.
That's not good.
What are you saying?
What did you say?
What did I say?
What are you saying?
I said obento (lunch box) for today's theme.
But there are good and bad things.
Yes!
Let's not say that.
What is it?
Let's not say obento (lunch box) or something like that.
But isn't it right?
There are some parts where I've said too much.
But it's obento (lunch box) isn't it?
Let's say it. Let's say it for real.
Yes.
For real.
Yes.
Don't do it!
I'm sorry.
No, no.
It's fine.
I'm sorry.
So, what did we talk about today?
Today's...
Lunchboxes.
Yes.
Speaking of lunchboxes, what did we talk about?
Oh, we talked about side dishes, didn't we?
We talked about side dishes.
I knew it, omelet! Omelet!
Sausage!
I knew it, hamburgers! Hamburgers!
Meatballs!
Meatballs! You've only talked about omelets!
No, no, no.
What?
You're talking about omelets.
I'm talking about omelets.
What's that?
What's that about omelets?
What are you talking about?
So, we talked about a lot of things.
We talked about hamburgers and meatballs.
We talked about a lot of things.
Yes, yes.
Side dishes, right?
Lunchboxes are like a lump of mother's love.
That's right.
If you think about it, it's like a lump of mother's love.
Even if you eat it, it's delicious.
That's why it's delicious.
Because of mother's love.
That's right.
Because I didn't have a mother.
I'm sorry about that.
That's right.
It was a mess.
Saga ate it.
What?
No, no.
I'm sorry about the picture.
No, no.
It's on TV.
I see.
So, I was lonely when everyone brought lunchboxes and side dishes.
To be honest with you.
That's right.
My father did it.
That's right.
My father made it.
Ah, how is it?
How is it?
My father, how is it?
It's hard, isn't it?
I understand, but...
My father...
Your father, right?
He was a pensioner.
My father wasn't a pensioner.
Your father wasn't a pensioner?
He wasn't a pensioner.
My father wasn't a pensioner.
Between the electric wheel...
I want to go home.
Oh my...
Teacher!
Like that, right?
Well, you made lunchboxes and side dishes yourself, didn't you?
That's right!
So, let's do our best to cheer up and cheer up!
That's right!
Teacher!
Teacher, could it be...
Could it be...
Stop it, please!
It's nostalgic!
Is it bad to say it now, Teacher?
I'm surprised!
I'm surprised, too!
But, really...
I hope you'll cheer up!
That's all I want!
That's good!
Let's do our best!
Right?
Then, let's make omelet today!
Right!
Have you made omelet stupid?
What?
You haven't?
Then, I'll ask you!
Please tell me the difference between omelet and poop!
What's the difference between eatable and eatable food?
What?
What's the difference between eatable and eatable food?
What is it?
It's eatable or eatable, right? You can't eat poop, can you?
- What are you saying? - What are you angry about?
- What's the difference between poop and fried egg? - Stop it!
What's wrong with you girls?
- I can't believe it! - Teacher! Teacher!
What's wrong with you girls?
Teacher!
You're making fun of me, aren't you?
- Prepare the fried egg. - Yes, sir!
- Are you ready? - Yes, sir!
- Do you have a bowl? - Yes, sir!
- Here's the bowl. - Don't lick the fried egg.
- That's right! - The fried egg...
Cooking starts with fried egg and ends with fried egg.
- Is that so? - Yes!
I don't usually do this, but it's a basic thing.
- But it's important because it's basic, isn't it? - What did you say?
What's wrong with you girls?
You're making fun of me, aren't you?
I'm sorry.
- And this... - Yes!
- I'll mix it. - Five eggs.
- What do you want to put in it? - Sweet bamboo shoots and sugar.
- That's right! - Yes!
- Then give me some sugar. - Yes!
- Here you go! - I feel like I'm cooking for the first time in a while.
- That's right! - Yes!
- I'll mix it. - Yes!
- Please put it in. - Yes!
- I'll put sugar in it. - Yes!
- I'll put sugar in it. - That's about it.
- Please say "stop" and put it in. - Yes! Stop!
- Next, I'll put salt in it. - Salt!
- I'll put salt in it, too! - I'll put salt in it, too!
- Please say "stop" and put it in. - Yes! Yes!
- Stop! - Yes!
Bang!
- A head-to-head match. - A head-to-head match.
- OK, I'll say it. - OK.
- It's Roget Best! - OK, I'll say it.
Stop!
Don't drop it! Don't drop it! Don't drop it!
Don't drop it!
In time! In time! In time! In time! In time!
Bang!
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