AISubs v3.5
Forty-five!
Next is seesaw. Each team needs as much food as possible.
Boom! As always, MVP will receive a happy present.
For you! Pump it up!
Cut!
I'm tired of doing that narration. You do it!
To put it simply, it's a fast-eating race.
Each team will get on top of the seesaw and eat as much as possible.
The team that eats the most will sink. The team that loses will go up.
There are many things waiting for you up there.
It's easy to understand.
If you eat, you win, right?
If you eat, you win.
Shut up!
Wait a minute. Look at this.
It's a little weird.
It's straight.
It's average.
If you eat one of these, you'll know it's different.
Please remove the lever.
If you eat one of these, you'll know it's different.
Watch out!
Let's get started!
Let's go!
Today's menu is yakisoba!
Let's do rock-paper-scissors.
Rock-paper-scissors!
I want to eat yakisoba.
And a little bit of rice and...
Mayonnaise.
We don't have a set menu.
Yakisoba.
I can't do it by myself.
Oh, I got it.
I'll do it in a single dish.
In a single dish, yakisoba!
Let's do it!
Ready!
Go!
Thank you!
Is it good?
Corn Soup and Milk
Now that you've challenged it, let's do it.
The second round is "corn soup and milk".
Let's do it.
Rock-paper-scissors!
Yes, yes!
Let's do corn soup.
Corn soup!
You idiot!
This is the worst!
It's just red bean soup!
This is no good!
Ready...
Go!
Thank you very much!
This is...
I'm sorry!
Before I asked you to remove the stopper, it moved.
It has a pot over there!
Ouch!
I'm sorry!
Did you forget?
Yeah!
Be careful!
This match is between Jim and Matsuo!
The final match is between Shoto Keiichi and Mizuyo-kun!
It's Azuki-Azuki, you know!
No way!
Cake!
Here you go.
Here you go, Mizuyo.
Oh, it's heavy!
It's really heavy!
Oh, it's heavy!
Hey, hey, hey! Wait, wait, wait!
Don't look at the overall weight!
But...
Ready...
Start!
Please remove the cover!
All right! Because we won the military team, we are happy to be a woman and a woman.
This program is "Christy and Gene" in a world where life spreads.
Provided by Maiden, Mesle Nikon, and Nissin Foods.
So, the witch disappeared at the end.
Yes, it's over. That's it for today.
Well, good night, boy!
Good night!
The child has fallen asleep.
A wonderful, wonderful showtime is about to begin.
In the morning it's party time.
Tonight it's party time.
In Japan it's party time.
I'm Kobara Nakamune.
Tonight it's party time for me.
Shut up!
Shut up, you!
What's with the "gaah" sound?
Shut up!
No, it's "pa"... party.
It's not a party, I'm sleeping.
Well, it may be similar, but usually everyone is quite happy like this.
That's right, it's the first time.
Hey, what do you think you're doing? Let's be quiet!
What?
Isn't it fun?
It's not fun at all, is it? Let's be quiet.
Yes.
Right?
Yes.
Right?
Yes.
Even if you say that...
Even if you say that!
Be quiet!
Hey!
Be quiet!
Well, I do want to be quiet, but...
I do want to be quiet, but...
The moon is bright,
the stars are bright,
but I don't want to dance.
It's not a party like this.
It's a little bit painful.
Hey!
Let's be quiet!
Yes.
Right?
Yes.
Right?
Yes.
It's because you're singing that they're singing.
That's something you should shut up about.
Right?
Yes.
What did you say?
I said to be quiet!
I'm going to sleep!
Oh, I didn't understand. You're going to sleep?
Oh, I see. I'm sorry.
Get out of my way!
Where did you put it?
I'm sorry.
But...
What?
I thought we'd have fun...
I thought we'd have fun!
Don't you have anything to do with it?
Don't you have a party where you pick up kids?
Don't you have anything to do with it?
I'll throw it away!
What?
I'll throw it away!
Hey!
No, you don't have to do that.
Be quiet!
You're sleeping with your socks on!
You're having a party tonight!
Yay! Yay!
I don't know what you're talking about.
Oh, you're the oldest, aren't you?
Yes.
Right? I don't want you.
Why? Why? Why?
No, no, no.
Call me!
I don't want you!
[Laughter]
Real Touhou Kikki!
It's starting!
Hungry Rider
Today, we're going to see a "hungry rider" who can fly freely in the sky!
Yay!
Now, let's call our brother who can fly freely in the sky!
Brother!
Hello!
Good evening!
We have a question!
Okay, then... "realmook"!
Yes! Can you really fly in the sky?
No!
You have a long day off!
Emergency plan! Eastern remodeling plan!
Enogai, you're not used to it, are you?
No.
You don't have any friends, do you?
No.
Like Giger and Dumb Dumb?
You don't have any friends, do you?
Well, you know...
You're building a wall, aren't you?
When you're facing each other, you know?
Let's pay for everything.
So, you know...
Don't jump into your opponent's shoes.
That's important, isn't it?
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
Well, you know...
You know, skinship and stuff like that.
I've never been good at it before.
That's not good.
You know, skinship and jumping into someone's shoes.
Yes, yes, yes.
And you know, especially...
You know, in the entertainment world...
Acting and stuff like that.
That's not good.
That's not good!
I've never been good at it before!
It's the first...
It's the first time I've heard you say that!
Why do you act like that?
That's what's disgusting about you.
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute!
Did you hit your ear?
You rarely hit your ear, right?
Hit me in the top of my ear!
You know?
Especially with girls!
You should get along with girls like this.
That's right.
You know, right?
You know what kind of group you're in, right?
I know!
You know what kind of group you're in, right?
I know.
I'll do my best to make friends!
You'll get dirty, though.
Ah! Ah! Ah!
What?
Don't look! Don't look!
I didn't look.
Ah! That's good! That's good!
Don't look at me!
Standby! Standby!
Yes, understood!
Standby!
Yes! I'll do my best!
I'm coming! I'm coming!
He's gone! He's gone!
Be my friend! Be my friend!
I'll never be your friend!
Why did you do that?
I didn't do anything!
Be my friend!
What are you doing?
Let me be your friend!
Don't hit me!
Be careful!
Talk to me after you come to your senses!
What are you doing?
Are you leaving?
You!
Why do you look like that?
Why do you look like you're going to cry?
Talk to me!
Wait for me, my friend!
Why do you look like you're going to cry?
Talk to me!
What are you doing?
Look at me!
When you were running, I was listening to you.
I see.
You shouldn't talk like that.
You shouldn't talk casually.
I see.
It's Minako Tanaka!
Be quiet!
Get out of there!
Get off me!
Sit next to me and be my friend.
Hello.
Get off me!
We're friends.
Be my friend.
Get off me!
Be my friend.
I'll be cool.
Be my friend.
Wait!
I'll be cool.
Be my friend.
Please!
- Friend! - Yes, I'll be your friend!
- Are you really going to be my friend?! - Yes!
I did it!
Thank you very much!
I did it!
Thank you very much!
Friend!
- Where will you be my friend? - I said I'll be your friend!
Thank you very much!
If you didn't say that, what would we do?
- I'm glad we're finally friends! - Thank you very much!
- Can you do this for me? - No, I won't report it.
I can't do this. I'll broadcast it at my friend's wedding.
- But I'm glad. - I'm glad. - Thank you.
- I have a younger girlfriend, but she's older than you. - I'm glad you like her.
- I don't like her. - Don't bring her back! - I'm glad we're friends! - You can go now. - I'm responsible for this.
- You're responsible for this? - Huh? - You want us to do it for you? - Go! - Thank you! - I'll do my best! - I'm glad we're friends!
- I can't do it. - Go! - You can go! - Good morning! Would you like me to make friends with you?
What's wrong with you?
Hurry up!
Please! Be my friend!
Say no!
Please!
What are you talking about?
Please!
Are you crazy?
Go away!
Be my friend! Please!
I'm not doing that!
Be my friend! Please!
Don't change! Traitor!
I'm sorry!
Go home!
I'm sorry!
Oh, no!
Be my friend!
Oh, no!
I'm sorry!
Be my friend! Please!
Hide!
Be my friend! Please!
Be my friend!
Master! Be my friend!
Please!
Be my friend!
I'm sorry!
How about your skin?
How about hard skin?
Master! Please stop!
Please! Please! Please!
He's not crying.
Please! Please! Please! Please!
Please!
Thank you for your friendship.
Hey, friend, please.
Hey, teacher, please.
Hey, friend, please.
Please.
Wait a minute, please.
Wait!
Really?
Hey!
Teacher!
No, teacher!
What are you doing?
Matsumoto!
What are you doing?
I didn't say anything, teacher!
He suddenly said that.
Get out of here!
Get out of here and put on your kimono.
Good morning.
Are you naked, too?
No.
What's up with you?
You're dangerous.
What are you doing here?
What's up with you?
Move! I'm talking to you!
Move!
You're a pain in the ass, aren't you?
What's up with you?
He won't open up!
All of a sudden...
Hey!
Yes?
What's with you?
I'm sorry.
All of a sudden...
I'm the one who's wrong!
Of course you are!
I'm the one who's wrong!
What's with you?
I'm really sorry.
No, you're not!
You're not sorry at all.
No, I'm not sorry at all.
That's what you should be sorry about!
No, he's...
He's a friend!
What's with you?
I'm just saying I don't have many friends.
You're a man and you're saying you don't have many friends?
Wait a minute, sir!
You're a man and you're saying you don't have many friends?
Sir, please.
You're really something.
He's angry! He's angry!
He's angry!
He's angry! He's really angry!
You may be downtown in the world,
but you may not be living together.
What are you doing?
Yasuto!
Yes?
Apologize!
What's with you?
Don't cry!
You want me to be friends with such a boss?
No, no.
You're downtown in the world.
You can do whatever you like.
But you're not laughing like you're supposed to be laughing.
Keep that in mind.
I don't know about that!
You don't know, do you?
I don't know about that!
But you guys turned out to be good comedians.
We're past comedians.
Where did you get that good reputation?
I respected you, but...
I met your wife recently.
My wife?
Yes. You have a wife, don't you?
Oh, you have a wife!
Yes, on that charity show.
Oh, you do!
She's cute, isn't she?
You're dirty.
I'm sorry.
He's not the one in the book, is he?
Is he real?
Ma'am, please leave.
I'm sorry.
What is it?
Is this a program?
No, it's not.
You've got a plan.
Who?
You've got a plan, don't you?
No, I don't!
I don't!
I don't have a plan!
You're so quiet!
She's so angry.
I don't like it.
Who is she?
I don't know.
Why don't you know?
You're doing it with her.
I... I'll go to the hospital next time.
You should have gone earlier.
Not next time.
That's right!
What are you doing?
It was an eastern remodeling plan.
Thank you for your time.
What?
Please come again.
I won't.
Until you die.
Who are you?
The third matchup for H-GOZ is between Kyogo and Mappis, who live together with Kondo and Masaki.
The game began with a fight between Kamada, Kondo and Gyo-Ace.
From turn one, Gyo-Ace started to move aggressively.
Against Mappis, who turned the game around with mobility baseball,
H-GOZ didn't miss the enemy's advance and reached the same point.
This led to the first extension match.
Now, who will win this game?!
Both teams showed their all-out fighting spirit.
Hamada on the mound and Kondo and Masaki on the batter box.
It's a match between Hamada and Gyo-Ace.
Kondo hit the catcher's foul fly!
Gyo-Ace caught the catcher!
Kondo and Masaki fell down to the foul fly.
I'm sorry.
Hamada is doing his best.
The batter box is Kageyama on the fourth inning.
He caught it! Left by two!
It's a two-pointer again!
It's a one-out, but Kageyama made a hit.
The batter box is Tora on the fifth inning.
Hamada is starting to look like he's having a hard time.
He caught the ball!
The runner is in second place.
Now, Hamada, who has become more and more painful with two runners on his back, will be in trouble if he scores here.
Oh, it came off easily and now the four-ball category is filled.
One now and runner, two categories and one category.
Chida entered the batter box.
No strike one ball.
Batter Chida, Hamada, threw the second ball.
Now, it looks like it will cut to the left.
Runner, start!
Now, it looks like it will cut to the left.
Hamada is pushing it in.
Fifth pitch!
Oh! Empty three-hearted back pose!
Hamada showed his wholehearted back pose!
This is a tough game!
Empty three-hearted Hamada!
Two outs and one category.
Will he be able to get through this pinch, Hamada?
Batter is Chida.
Batter starts again!
The ball is sent to the third category!
OK! Double steal success!
Double steal success!
Two outs and two categories in the third category!
Already, the number of balls has exceeded one hundred!
To the right of the center!
Empty three-hearted back pose!
Runner is in second place!
Home in!
Two points have been scored!
Empty three-hearted back pose!
Two points have been scored!
Empty three-hearted back pose!
Finally, Hamada is exhausted.
On the mound, the cut-off card "money" has been raised.
He can't do it again.
No matter what, he must keep this "money" down!
Fitcher takes it and passes it to Ichirui. Ichirui is out!
He managed to keep the money down!
However, this time, Hachikairo has finally stolen two points from the Mappies!
If he doesn't return the two heavy points here, Fukuoka Dome will of course be disbanded on the spot!
He shot it! To the right of the second!
He missed it again!
He missed it in the back!
Wow! Tonglongbou hits Tonglongbou!
Is this what they call "miracle prelude"?
Now, a pinch-hitter, Seki, has entered the batter's box!
7-5!
Hachikairo took two heavy points and passed them to the Mappies!
He shot it! To the center!
To the center!
It's a pretty big hit!
It's stretching! It's stretching!
It fell! It fell!
He's going for a three-way!
He's gone for a three-way!
The ball is coming back!
He's gone for a three-way!
The opponent has gone for a three-way and gone home, but the main race has lost points!
But that difference is one point!
In the batter box, we have Kudo Koichiro, who is a wild man.
He's gone for it!
We don't know who will be runner-up and runner- down yet.
Do something about it!
Director Kamada's team is flying.
Do something about it!
We don't know what will happen, but...
This is Kamada's third pitch!
Kageyama takes it!
He's not late for his second pitch!
Safe!
Kageyama's first pitch is in the opposite direction!
Kageyama's third error!
To the batter box, Maeda!
Today, Maeda will go into the mini-batter box!
Will a miracle happen?
To Maeda...
Togashi's second pitch!
This is a left-handed foul!
This is a foul behind the batter!
Out of bounds!
It's a two-out!
But it's a two-out!
All of H-GODS' hopes are hanging on this window!
Oh! The runner starts!
Oh! Out!
Out! Out! Out!
Miracle! Miracle!
Miracle!
Miracle! Miracle!
There's no need for words!
A play that's not in theory has caused a miracle!
The game has started and it's 7-7 again!
Now, will it be a reversal goodbye here?
Horibe is in good spirits!
The runner starts again!
The ball goes up!
It's okay! It's okay! It's okay! It's okay!
Hit it! Hit it! Hit it!
Something will happen! Something will happen!
Will Horibe become a hero now?
Hit it!
Moribe is going to do it first class! And Kanemi is next in the basketball box!
One ball, nothing!
It's 1-9-1-9-2 and Yomeki is down and Masaki is up!
But he caught up with the same score, 1-5-2!
He shot it! He shot it up! Second!
Kondo is chasing Masaki! First ball!
Kondo is the first to jump in!
Kondo and Masaki jumped in and caught up with the ball!
But H-GOTS stuck with it and caught up with the same score of 2-5-7-7!
Now it's 9 times. Crying or laughing, it's the last ball.
Kanemitsu is on the mound.
He received H-GOTS' mound from Hamada.
No strike, one ball.
Second ball!
Yusuke Noda hit the bat!
Outside! Outside curve and it's 2-2!
Kanemitsu's fishing.
Rapperbox's onodera.
Kanemitsu's side gimmick is coming up.
Southern one-two line!
Oh, he stopped it with his body!
He stopped it with his body, Kimura!
He went for it and got two outs!
If he can hit that one, H-gots won't lose!
Endo is heading for Rapperbox.
He hit it!
Pitcher's fly!
The pitcher raised his hand!
Kanemitsu got it!
The three of them easily cut it off!
H-gots won't lose like this!
Now all they can do is attack.
Rapperbox doesn't have a strong hit today.
He hit it!
He didn't hit it!
He hit it!
He got the number and hit it once!
Wow!
Head sliding!
Did you see that?
That's how Rapperbox is like!
Now...
Goodbye, Runner Rapperbox is out!
Will H-gots be able to block that?
Oh!
Hello!
H-gots is going for it again!
H-gots' voice is coming out now.
The batter is...
H-gots' Masatoshi!
He hit it!
It's a first!
It's a second!
It's a force out!
It's not a one-two!
H-gots' batting is...
It's a first.
It's a second.
It's a force out.
Now, the person walking in the seat is...
The person walking in the seat is...
If you turn this game around...
It's a make-drama!
It's a miracle!
Now, he hit it!
He hit it!
He's flying into space!
How's that?
He grabbed the center!
Enro grabbed it!
H-gots' foresight...
It's a main attack!
It's a point-gather!
Kudo Koichiro Meabotterbox!
Takane's ball!
He hit it!
He missed it!
It's a first!
If you lose, you have to leave H-GODS.
Somehow, October 10th, the dream of going to Fukuoka Dome came true.
Let's do it again next time!
Thank you very much!
I'm not afraid of any food!
Come on, I'm here for you!
Cooking! Go!
You're... you're fine, aren't you?
Yes!
Well, then, let me introduce you to another teacher of cooking today!
Yes!
Professor Cassie Tsukamoto of Shimanto River School of Cooking!
Please come in!
Good evening!
You startled me!
Good evening! What is it?
You startled me!
Oh, well, well, well...
It's important for you to understand me, isn't it?
Well, I'm a cook, so you don't have to worry about me like this!
I'm sorry for becoming like that comedian, you know?
No, you're popular! You're interesting!
You're interesting!
Really?
I'm really happy about that!
But don't forget about cooking, too!
Yes!
Yes, yes, yes!
Well, then, let's do our best today, too!
Let's do our best!
The three of us will work together and do our best like a cross!
Yes!
What are you saying?
What?
No, no, it's fine! Let's do our best!
Let's do our best!
Let's work together!
Yes, yes, yes!
It's going to be tough today, you know?
What are you going to cook for me today?
Today, you know, I'd like you to look at me as a single man, you know?
Oh, you mean me as a single man, you know?
Yes, you know, I'm lonely as a single man, you know?
You know, cooking, too...
Why am I doing this?
Am I not loved by anyone?
Yes, you are.
What am I?
Am I really needed in this world?
Last night, I was sleeping and crying...
Teacher! Teacher!
Yes?
No, no, no...
You sang a song all of a sudden, didn't you?
Yes.
You were lonely and had pessimistic thoughts, weren't you?
Yes, I was.
And I was drunk, too.
I was drunk last night, too...
And I was cheap, too...
Teacher! Teacher!
And I was cheap, too... Teacher!
I was drunk last night, too... And I was cheap, too...
Yes, yes...
That's a problem, too...
So you have to make it better...
Yes...
That's why it's hard to live alone...
Yes...
It's hard, isn't it?
Yes, yes...
Yes...
Even if you eat...
Yes!
Food...
Yes, food...
That's right!
So, you know the convenience store now?
Yes, yes...
If you go there, you can easily buy ingredients, right?
That's right!
There are many kinds...
That's right!
And you heat it up in the microwave...
That's right!
If you ask me...
Yes!
If you really ask me...
Yes!
Even if you heat it up in the microwave, your heart doesn't warm up, does it?
Yes!
That's what I want to say!
A person I respect said something really good.
Oh, yes.
Just say it, and I'll do it.
That's what he said.
And I thought, "I see."
So I did it.
What am I supposed to say?
What did you say just now?
What?
Just now...
You said something really good.
Join us!
It's okay.
You don't have to...
Today, we've lined up the ingredients at the convenience store.
Yes, yes, these are the ingredients.
Everyone, please cheer me up a little!
Teacher!
Let's put some food in it.
Yes, we have food.
Today, let's put a cross-eyed dot on this yakisoba.
Even if you heat it up in the microwave, it doesn't taste good.
That's right!
So everyone, please hold this yakisoba.
This is really hard work.
Yes.
This yakisoba.
Well, what is it?
No, no...
What is it?
No, no...
What is it?
Yakisoba, right?
Yakisoba.
Here you go.
Is it yaki udon?
Yakisoba.
You don't have to worry about that, do you?
You don't have to worry about it.
You can eat it if you heat it up in the microwave!
You can eat it!
So what is it?
Yes, yes, what is it?
Even if you put a cross-eyed dot on it...
Even if you close your eyes...
Even if you don't open your mouth...
Will you be afraid of it?
Yes!
That's what I want to say.
You know?
If you buy this, it will...
It will...
It will make you full.
It will...
Even for me, it's about 250 yen for this yakisoba.
Yes.
Even if you don't buy it...
Even if you eat it...
Even if you eat it all together, I want to eat yakisoba together!
If you open one side of you mouth...
What is it?
What? What did you say?
How are you going to cook yakisoba for me, teacher?
That's right. I have to cook this, right?
That's right.
If you make it a little cassie-style, it will be delicious.
That's right.
It will be less tasteless.
That's right.
I will think about why it is tasteless.
Yes, yes.
In the end, between yakisoba and us...
Yes, yes, yes.
I can say that we don't understand each other very well.
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
Right?
Yes.
Do you understand?
I understand, I understand.
That's not good!
Yes.
You can't think of it as yakisoba!
I see.
You can't think of it as yakisoba!
You can't!
Yes.
Let's do it properly!
Yes.
Join us!
I don't know.
It's similar.
Yes.
Right?
What should we do with this yakisoba?
Let's call for it!
Yes.
Yes!
Yakisoba!
We'll call for it! Yakisoba!
Yakisoba!
Mr. Yakisoba! Mr. Yakisoba!
Mr. Yakisoba's Keiichi!
Sorry, I'm sorry.
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
Sorry, I'm not Yudan.
I'm not Yudan.
Sorry, I'm not Yudan.
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
Gyorrion!
Come on!
Come on, be serious!
I'm sorry about that rhythm gun.
You're really bad at this.
To be honest, I'm probably a bad person.
Look at me, look at me.
Don't be so serious.
Why should I be serious?
Because you're cheating on me.
If I ring the bell, you'll be caught right away.
I don't have a bell!
Don't say things like that!
I don't watch TV!
Do you even think about dating?
I really didn't think you'd say that.
Come on, let's go!
Let's go, let's go!
Alright, let's go!
Come on, let's go!