AISubs v3.5
I'm sorry.
What are you thinking about?
I'm sorry.
You can't sing like this.
I'm sorry.
Who do you think I am?
You're Mr. M. Jungle.
That's right. I'm M. Jungle.
Yes.
I'm going to rock you now!
Yes.
Who are you?
I'm Eddie.
That's right. You're fucking Eddie.
Why can't you sing comfortably like this M. Jungle?
I'm sorry.
Huh?
I'm sorry.
Hey you!
Yes.
Wake up!
Yes.
Why do you look like a woman?
You can't do sexual harassment.
No, it's a rehearsal.
Rehearsal has nothing to do with you.
I want to sing while looking at this M. Jungle.
Yes.
Bring me another one.
Yes.
Bring it over here.
Yes, around here.
And you!
You can't go home!
Oh, really?
I can't listen to you sing this M. Jungle song.
Yes.
Do something better with this "piet".
Like this?
Yes, like this.
Put your wallet first, you bastard!
Isn't this a little too much, Mr. Camera?
It's fine.
How about this?
Like this, like this.
OK, OK.
Like this?
Yes.
OK.
I don't like you doing the same thing over and over again, so let's start from the chorus.
OK.
Yes.
OK.
Excuse me.
Please start from the chorus.
OK, we'll start from the rehearsal.
Yes!
Five seconds!
Four, three, two...
Welcome!
Come in!
Wait! Wait a minute!
I don't know how to get in.
What is it?
This is Mr. M. Jungler's song, so...
Where do you get in?!
It's hard for you to understand!
But...
This is Mr. M. Jungler's song, so I...
Even if you say that...
What is it? You say it!
Say "yes"!
Yes, I understand.
Let's do it!
Can we start from the same part?
Of course, you idiot!
Who do you think you are?
Okay, I'll say it one more time.
Okay, five seconds!
Four, three, two, one...
Go!
Yes, I can hear it clearly!
What is it?!
Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
I don't know the lyrics!
Mr. M. Jungler, say "doki doki" properly!
Say "doki doki" properly!
What is it?!
Wait a minute! I remembered it!
Wait a minute!
I'm sorry!
Say it properly!
Yes, I'm sorry.
What is it?!
Um...
Wait a minute!
Hey! Hey! Hey!
Okay, let's start from there!
There's no such thing as "doki doki" properly!
What is it?!
Is there such a thing?!
Yes, I'm sorry.
"Doki ni wa okoseyo" by Movement.
Yes.
Ah, okay!
Don't disappoint me!
Ah, don't disappoint me! Okay, I got it!
Hey, say "yes" properly!
Yes, yes!
Let's start from there!
Yes, let's go!
Please!
Five seconds!
Four, three, two, one...
Go!
Hey! Hey! Hey!
"Doki ni wa okoseyo" by Movement!
I'm sorry! I won't disappoint you!
I won't disappoint you!
Doki ni wa okosuyo
Wait!
Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait!
I don't know how to read it!
What's wrong with you?!
No, that's...
Hey, Mr. M. Jung, you have to remember the lyrics properly!
Um...
Yes?
Um...
Yes?
There's no chorus...
Yes?
I can't make out the kanji.
Ah!
So, with the chorus...
Um... put in Komuro's chorus!
Yes!
With Komuro's chorus!
If you don't put in his chorus, you're done for!
Yes, I got it!
Can I say it?
Of course you can! You've said it many times!
Who do you think you are?!
Um... with the chorus...
Go with the chorus!
Let's go!
Five seconds!
Four... three... two... one...
Go!
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
"Doki ni wa okoseyo" by Movement!
I'm sorry! I won't disappoint you!
I won't disappoint you!
Wait!
Did you get it?
I said it!
I don't have enough lyrics!
The lyrics are tight!
No, but... remember it!
You...
What is it?!
I don't know!
Gakkari sasenai kitai ni kotaete shiteki ni tanoshii
What is it?!
What?!
Gakkari sasenai kitai ni kotaete shiteki ni tanoshii
itsumo no oira o suteru yo
Ah, I see!
gakkari
Remember it with nuance like this!
gakkari sasenai
aite ni gakkari sasenai
kitai ni kotaete
sunao ni tanoshii
suteki ni tanoshii
itsumo no oira o suteru yo
Did you get it?
I got it! I got it! I got it!
I won't fail anymore!
Let's go!
Five seconds!
Four... three... two... one...
Go!
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
toki ni wa okoseyo
mugumen
gakkari sasenai
kitai ni kotaete
tanoshii oira no suteki na kotae o oshienu yo
I don't know!
That's enough!
This song doesn't sell!
Hey, Yamura-san! Don't underestimate me!
THE TEAM...
FIGHT!
His name is Daibakuhan Naotobi!
The object is simple. I'll jump the opposing team in a game of jump rope.
There are three chances for each team. The losing team will experience the ultimate explosion and the final countdown.
As always, the MVP will receive a booming present. So everybody, jump, jump! Jump for the Pokémon!
Now everyone, come back!
So let's jump into Naotobi!
Naotobi for each team.
If you screw up the third time...
If you mess up for the third time...
Cowards will suffer a terrible consequences.
Hope it won't explode.
It won't...
Why? We saw it in the jail...
Hey, let's all hit him and make him more swollen.
Stop it!
The cause of the swelling is unknown.
All four of you enter the count and turn around and then go once.
Yes, I got it!
That's good. But you know, you fly from home and you pull it out, right?
That's right. You don't have to force each other.
Right?
It's impossible for me.
It's not that impossible.
I'll do my best and save my stamina.
It's not bad.
Natomi, please turn around!
I'll do my best and save my stamina.
All four of you enter the count and turn around and then go once.
Ten! Eight! Seven! Six! Five! Four! Three! Two! One!
- Mr. Jim, you're not moving. - Ten people! Ten people!
What's with you guys going crazy like this?
You're moving a lot!
- You're moving a lot! - You're moving like this!
- Team Avana, please pull these ten people out! - Can you do it?
If you don't pull them out in three tries, we'll be in big trouble!
- Can you do it, Team Avana? - Ten!
What are you doing?
I'm trying to pull you out, and you're not listening!
- I'm sorry, but... - You're moving a lot!
- You're sick! - Why are you in Shibuya's Uraringo?
- You're still in Koji's house! - It's okay for me to leave, too!
You ugly woman!
- You ugly woman! - Shut up! I don't like you!
- It's over! - Let me go!
- You ugly woman! - Shut up! I don't like you!
- It's okay for me to leave, too. - That's right.
- You don't have to pull any more. - You don't have to overdo it, either.
But if you can afford it, you should go.
- If you can afford it, you should go. - Yes.
- Please do it! - Please do it!
- Enar, Yosha, leave it to me. - It's all right now.
- Please do it! - Please do it!
- Enar, Yosha, leave it to me. - Please do it!
- 27!
- 30!
- No, no, no!
- 30!
- No, no, no!
- Let's go!
Three - Four - Five - Six - Seven - Eight - Nine - Ten
Twenty-six years old!
What are you doing?
Twenty-six years old!
I'm so happy!
Even though we're number one!
We're number one!
We did it five more times!
We're all about to collapse, so for now...
This match is GM Hamada vs...
GM!
GM Muscle and everyone are in this state...
That's right!
Today is important!
Today's winner is...
GM Muscle!
So, Yuukiya! What are you going to do?
I'm going to do it!
GM Muscle!
We won!
Double coaches!
Coach Imada, 29 years old!
Coach Igashi, 27 years old!
Even though they're not a team,
For some reason, they're called "famous teams"
And they show off their powerful combinations...
On various variety shows.
Could there be more than one...
Trust between them?
For the friendship of a team...
Downtown is noisy...
But they try to build a bond between them.
Double coaches project...
Is Coach Imada's friendship real?
Double coaches project...
Is Coach Imada's friendship real?
Oh, I see...
If Imada comes out...
I won't go either!
If Imada comes out...
Imada will come out!
Are you friends with him?
Seriously, are you friends with him?
Where do you hang out?
No, where are you?
I don't hang out anywhere.
You hang out.
What?
Seriously, what's up with you?
Even if we hang out, we've been together for a while now.
The problem is, you still don't know how I feel about you, right?
About you?
Yeah.
Right now, I'm a little... a little bad.
You want me to make it clear, right?
Huh?
No, I just...
Did you just say you wanted to interview me?
What are you talking about?
No, you're lying. But you want me to make it clear, right?
Yeah.
I've never asked you that.
Yeah.
I've never been in that state.
What do you mean, "state"?
You know what I mean, right?
Y-you know what I mean, right?!
I can't do that interview anymore.
Why are you and I hanging out together so early in the morning?
You're lying!
I want to put on makeup, but I can't.
On top of that, you're being secretly filmed.
You're so mean!
Okay, let's do it!
Huh? We're being returned?
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
Downtown has prepared a special "tomoe nage" scene!
While Imada is still sleeping at home,
if he doesn't come in time,
the tied up Higashino will be hit by a strong force on the ground!
It's just like Higashino in "Run Melos"!
Will Imada come?
Let's try calling him!
Yes!
Let's do it!
He's not answering!
Maybe he's sleeping.
Hello?
He's in a bad mood.
His voice is like that of an alien.
Hello?
I'm sorry, but...
Who is it?
I told you!
Why are you answering like that?
Hello?
I don't know.
Is it "yes" this time?
Hello?
You know...
Higashino is in a bad mood.
Higashino is in a bad mood!
Come to CX right now!
Come to CX's parking lot right now!
Imada! Help me!
Hello?
If you don't leave now, Higashino will be in big trouble!
This is not the time to be sleeping!
Who are you?!
It's me!
It's Masumoto!
If you don't leave in 30 minutes, Higashino will be charged with murder!
So you better come now!
Got it?!
Hurry up and come!
I'm coming. I'm coming.
I knew you'd come.
Are you okay?
I'm sleeping!
But you were talking!
I don't like this!
Higashino, tell me a joke!
Can you take this off for me?
I can't.
I heard you're in a detective drama.
What?! Really?!
Just kidding.
Jeez!
What?!
What are you talking about?!
Hurry up!
I'm hungry.
Hot! Hot!
It's hot!
Don't be crazy!
Hey, Masumoto!
Why did you call me?
I didn't call you...
One, two, three.
- How many minutes before 30 minutes? - That's it.
Hey! Don't move it!
Hey! Where did you take it?
- Hey! - You!
Did you have another side dish?
Look back! Don't move it!
Whatever.
Hey! Stop it!
Hey!
Take it!
Do you have a driver's license?
Hey!
Take it!
Hey!
What is this?
I'm driving right now!
You have a driver's license, don't you?
You're not doing anything wrong, are you?
You're mean!
Hey!
Are you okay?
Hey!
I've been driving for two minutes!
Hey!
Can you go back about five minutes?
No, I can't do it anymore.
I can't do it anymore.
I've been driving for 45 seconds.
Really?
I can't do it anymore.
Come on!
The last 30 seconds!
Can you do it?
15 seconds!
10 seconds!
10!
10 seconds!
5!
4!
3!
2!
1!
Bye!
This is bad!
This is scary!
Stop! Stop! Stop!
I won't do it anymore!
What is he doing?
He's an adult!
Here it comes!
Here it comes! Here it comes!
Help me!
Where am I?
Who is it?!
You know who I am!
I'm right in front of you!
I'm the only one you need!
His face...
His face has changed!
He's laughing!
This is bad!
It took me such a long time to turn the tape around.
Why?
I look stupid.
Why do you look stupid?
You took about 3 minutes.
3 minutes...
Let's do it for an hour!
Why?!
Let's do it!
It hurts!
Take it off!
Now!
I'm begging you!
Here!
Take it off!
You guys! Take it off!
No!
We'll draw out the bad guys and draw them out of the hell of justice!
We, Hougarou...
Zenji Hakuramu...
Appear!
What is it? What is it?
The battery is being caught by the radar!
There is evil nearby!
Where is it? Where is it?
Evil is behind you!
What anger, S. Cook!
I have never seen such thing, S. Cook!
Unforgivable!
What did you do to a woman?!
N. Cook!
What is it, S. Cook?!
Leave this to me!
Leave it to me!
OK! I'll leave it to you!
Black woman!
Electric shock!
It's no good!
Electric shock is so dangerous!
Poor S. Cook! S. Cook!
Your injection mouth is my injection mouth!
What?!
If you do that, N. Cook may die!
Does it matter?!
Electric shock!
Injection!
S. Cook! S. Cook! S. Cook!
Power is overflowing!
I'm sorry, N. Cook!
Don't worry about me!
Evil!
I'll do it!
Super Danger!
Injection! Injection!
It's no good!
Thank you!
Everyone on the TV! I swear! I won't!
- Amada is leaving! - It doesn't seem like it!
- Stop it! - Today...
Hello, Amada-san. I know it's sudden, but I have a favor to ask of you.
There is someone I can never forget.
It wasn't my boyfriend in particular, but...
What?!
Even now, three years later, I still can't forget him.
However, I heard that he was going to marry someone else.
So, in order to give up and organize my feelings for him,
I want to see him again.
So, Amada-san, could you take a picture of him for me?
Hmm...
It's really a personal matter, isn't it?
Katsuragi Tomoho-san...
It wasn't your boyfriend in particular, was it?
Well, since you're here,
let's hear what you have to say.
It wasn't your boyfriend in particular, was it?
What was your relationship like?
Is it necessary?
Then, let's go!
Hello!
- Ah, you're Tomoho-san? - Yes.
- Ah, hello. - Hello.
- You know... - Yes?
- It says it wasn't your boyfriend in particular, but... - Yes?
What about it?
He had a boyfriend and a girlfriend...
- Ah, at that time? - Yes.
- Ah, is that so? - Yes.
- I also had someone else... - What's with you?!
That's weird!
You just wanted to do something for each other!
Even though you had someone else, where did you meet?
- On the first day in Shinjuku... - Wow, where did you meet?
- Yes, at a bar or something. - Yes.
Then, about two or three months later,
he suddenly said "oh my!" and kissed me...
He kissed you?!
You're really something!
Then, what happened?
- Before I knew it, he disappeared... - Yes, yes, yes...
- He disappeared... - Yes, yes...
- Somehow, you two were really selfish... - Yes...
I don't want to hear about your partner's selfishness, but I want you to hear about your own selfishness...
Ah, you're the worst kind of person!
Of course, neither of you and I have a good relationship!
That's how we are!
If you don't, you won't be able to do it for fourteen years!
Yes, yes, yes...
Well, well...
This picture...
Right now...
What kind of person he is...
I took this picture...
For you...
I'd like you to bring it to me.
Well, I'd like to see it anyway.
I'd like to see it, too.
I don't know what you're saying about this picture.
I understand. I'll go now.
Please wait for me.
Yes, please.
Now, the other man is coming.
Mr. Edamura is coming.
This is the camera equipment.
Yes.
Excuse me.
Mr. Edamura...
Is Mr. Edamura coming?
Yes.
Mr. Edamura...
It's me, Edamura.
You look different in person and in the picture.
Well, now...
You have a girlfriend.
Yes.
What will you do after you get married?
I'm going to see my girlfriend's parents.
I see.
What's going on?
That's good.
What's going on?
I'm going in now.
You've changed.
Do you want me to show you?
I can't help it.
Let's go.
Hello.
Welcome back.
I've been there.
Yes.
Well...
Memories are memories.
I think it's one of the ways to keep them in your heart.
What will you do?
Do you want me to show you?
I can't talk without you showing me.
This is the current Edamura.
What?
Well, my job is done here.
No, and...
What are you doing? Is there something else?
I want to separate my feelings for the past three years.
What are you doing now?
This is the tape Edamura gave me.
I want you to get rid of my past feelings for you.
Is that so?
You're amazing.
You've changed.
Can I put it on now?
Yes.
I'm going to leave it here.
Let's forget about it.
I've prepared a drink for you.
Champagne.
Yes.
Make a new boyfriend.
Yes.
Let's forget about it.
Yes.
Thank you.
You're welcome.
He's going to cut it, so you cut it.
After that, he's going to cut it like this, so you cut it off.
And then, you say something.
Big roll.
And then...
Oh, sorry.
Nishikawa-kun, Nishikawa-kun, I heard you say 'big roll.'
Ta-da!
Right?
Nishikawa-kun, Nishikawa-kun, I heard you say 'big roll.'
Ta-da!
And then you say it.
Okay?
All right, let's do it one more time!
Yes, thank you for waiting!
Thank you!
Thank you for waiting!
Thank you, Yuki!
Thank you!
Okay, let's do it one more time!
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight!
Okay, cut! Okay, stand up, okay!
Uh, could you say your lines a little differently?
Uh, uh, Jangoro, Jangoro, Daigoro, Jangoro...
Daigoro!
Please! Uh, Nishikawa army!
Uh, Nishikawa army! Nishikawa army is Chan!
Chan!
Chan, right?
Nishikawa army! Nishikawa army!
Yes!
If you had Daigoro...
Hey, you guys! Let's get started!
Director!
Got it, Nishikawa army!
You guys!
Sorry for the wait!
Daigoro!
Please!
Nishikawa army!
Please!
Okay, okay!
Nishikawa army!
Daigoro!
Yes, sir!
Okay!
Cut!
Take this!
Sensei, it's Daigoro! Sensei! Sensei! Daigoro! It's already messed up, Sensei!
It's Daigoro! The timing and lines are weird! Daigoro!
Let me say it once! Sensei, let me say it once!
Daigoro!
Yes! Yes, OK!
Sensei!
Yes, Nishikago! Yes, OK! Cut! Nishikago, cut!
The timing and lines are totally different! Nishikago! Nishikago!
Nishikago!
Cut!
Something went wrong!
Cut!
Let me say it clearly!
Cut!
Yes, Daigoro! Yes, Sensei! Daigoro!
Nishikago!
Is it bad?
Nishikago!
I can do it!
All right, the fifth one.
Channe!
All right, I've decided!
Here it is!
Thank you for waiting!
All right, main dance!
Ready!
Dance!
Ready! Dance!
Take this!
Vimeans!
Dance!
Hey! Hey, Mrs. Nishikagun!
Mrs. Nishikagun!
Nishikagun!
Delicious food is common all over the world!
Food is love words of the world!
Your food!
Mecha Beans!
Out!
Hello!
Now, let's call the teacher of cooking again today!
Yes!
Ms. Cassie Tsukamoto of Shimantaga Cuisine School, please come in!
Hello!
I'm sorry!
I wonder if it was the last time...
It's a little weird, isn't it?
What?
It's okay, it's okay!
I don't like it...
It's okay!
No, it's okay!
Now, teacher!
I'll do my best!
Please do your best!
Hey, hey, hey!
What are you doing?
Today, let's really do our best!
Then, what is today's dish?
Today...
It's a salad!
A salad?
A salad, dear!
Are you going to make a salad?
That's right!
In the summer, you know, you lose your appetite...
That's right, that's right!
Then you have to eat a salad!
Kiss me!
What are you saying?
It's a cooking show you can't do, teacher!
No! Definitely no!
Then, see you again!
If I have the chance...
No!
Yes, I understand!
It's not like I understand it, but...
If I have the chance, teacher...
You're aiming for it, aren't you?
No, I'm not aiming for it!
But, teacher!
Even if you say salad, there are many kinds of salad, aren't there?
What kind of salad is this?
Today's salad is amazing!
What is it?
It's a fruity salad!
A fruity salad?
Now, let's do our best!
Let's do our best!
The three of us will work together and do our best!
Ah, the three of us?
Yes, we will!
Yes!
Do you have any fruits prepared for us today?
We have prepared a lot!
Ah, you don't have to be so serious!
Teacher, teacher...
What?
There are many kinds of fruits!
What kind of fruits are there?
Last year, there were melons, watermelons...
Watermelons, melons...
There are also bananas and mangoes!
Right?
What?
What did you say?
Mangoes!
Director, could you please put a "p" here?
Why would I put a "p" here?
They are fruits, teacher! Fruits!
Mangoes!
What are you saying?
What is it? Aren't they mangoes?
Is it okay for you to say such things?
No, it's okay because they are fruits!
Are they fruits? They are delicious, aren't they?
There are fruits called "mangoes", aren't there, teacher?
Are there?
There are!
Then, today...
You can't say such things!
Why do you say such things?!
I'm sorry...
You can't say such things?!
Eh?!
Kiss me!
Why would you kiss me?!
No!
Absolutely no!
Which woman are you?!
Then, I'll do my best!
Do your best!
I'll do my best!
Today, I'll do my best with Judy!
But who is Judy?!
It doesn't matter, doesn't it?!
Now, please choose the fruits!
What kind of fruits should we bring?!
Okay!
- What? - What are you going to do with the fruits, teacher?
Damn it!
What?
Shake your butt and beg like a kitten.
Now, please beg for the fruits!
Damn it! I'm going to beg!
What are you going to do?!
- Please prepare the bananas! - Okay! Bananas!
- Bananas! - Yes!
- Here you are! - Yes!
- Bananas? - Yes!
- Now, please peel the bananas! - Yes!
- It's easy to peel, isn't it? - That's right!
- Shall we peel them? - Shall we peel them?
- What is it? - Bananas!
- Why are you peeling them? - Oh, I'm sorry!
- Please peel them! - Oh!
- Okay! Let's peel them! - Let's peel them!
Now!
- I peeled a banana! - Okay! That's it!
- I'll peel another one! - You have to cut this banana into bite-sized pieces!
- Okay! Let's cut it! - No, you don't! - Okay!
- I always think about it! - Why?
- In a cooking show, you always say "bite-sized"! - Well...
- I want to know what "bite-sized" is! - Well...
- That's why it's usually this big! - That's right! This is weird!
If you want to cut it into bite-sized pieces, you have to cut it into bite-sized pieces!
- Oh! Do you cut it yourself? - That's right!
That's why you have to cut it like this!
- But that's a little... - Do you have another one?
- Two of them are better! - Two of them?
- Hold two of them like this! - Do you want two ingredients?
- Hold two of them like this! - What do you do with them?
Hold them side by side like this!
What are you doing?!
What?!
- Like this! - Okay!
- But this is a little rude! - That's right!
It's not like we're eating salad together and you're cutting it with your mouth!
- What are you thinking?! - I'm not thinking!
- What are you saying?! - What is this?! Is this you?!
- Do you think this is Matsumoto-nii-san?! - What are you saying?!
What are you saying?!
- What?! Don't say things like that! - I don't know!
- I don't know what you're talking about! - What are you saying?!
That's why you're saying weird things!
- I'm not saying weird things! - What?!
- Don't say things like that! - I won't!
- Then... I'm sorry! I'll do this later! - What is it?!
- Let's make a bowl! - A bowl?!
- What should we do? Let's make a melon bowl! - That's luxurious!
- This is a luxurious bowl! - Let's do it! Let's do it!
- Hurry up and do it! - Okay!
- It's melon, right? - Hold the melon!
- Yes, melon is the best! - Yes!
What are you doing?!
Make a bowl...
- I like your anger... - What are you saying?!
- I'm angry! - Let's stop it...
- You know why, right? - Yes, of course I know!
I... Well, it's not like that, but...
While you're saying such things, I'm starting to have feelings that it's not melon, so...
Oh, why is it so good?!
(Laughter)
Let's make it watermelon.
Okay, let's change our mind and make it watermelon.
Yes, it's watermelon.
Let's make it watermelon.
Do you like a big watermelon?
Yes, we need a big watermelon.
Bring it to me, please.
Do you like it?
Yes, I got it.
Please put it down.
Okay, I'll put it here.
Yeah!
(Laughter)
Cut it out! (Laughter)
Don't die! Don't die!
I'm sorry.
I don't like it anymore.
Get out of here!
The second time around, everyone was smiling.
(Laughter)
Leader!
Yes?
You've come a thousand miles.
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
(Laughter)
I can't laugh at this!
(Laughter)
Get out of here!
The kids are crazy!
I'm not doing anything right now.
(Laughter)
Get out of here!
(Laughter)
I'm still flying, though.
(Laughter)
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