AISubs v3.5
Forty-five!
With your hands, before it pops you in the head, when the successful time to speak becomes lost...
As always, the MVP will receive a kakkoi present. Everybody, pop it up!
You'll have to crack it open with your hands.
It has a wall on it.
You'll have to crack it open with your hands.
You can't crack it open when it hits you in the head.
That's how it is.
How many people can do it?
We'll clear it out.
How many people can do it?
Let's go!
If there's nothing left, let's say goodbye.
It's been a long time since we met.
Hello!
It's weird that you're back in the city.
You don't come back empty-handed.
When my sister comes back, she goes back to the microwave.
What are you talking about?
I'm not going to do it anymore.
I won't do it anymore.
I won't do it again.
I'll do it once in a while.
I won't do it again.
I'll do it once in a while.
Let's do it!
I thought you guys were too fast!
No, I wasn't surprised at all!
What's this?
Eat it, Ryoko!
First of all, this long competition is won by Team Hamada!
The length of the second round has changed!
Ryoko will go first.
I'll do my best!
Yes!
One!
Two!
Yes!
You're still crazy every time!
I know.
You did it!
You did it! You don't remember, do you?
Because you hit Jinai in the head.
What do I do?
You hit me here and came all the way here.
So?
Are the balloons broken?
Laugh!
Did you hit your shoulder?
I hit my shoulder.
You fool!
Laugh!
(Applause)
Oh, I'm scared!
You know...
This is such an embarrassing story...
When it came to me, I thought I shouldn't say it, but...
I sank so that it wouldn't hit me...
I'm scared!
Don't be scared!
Goal!
I'm a genius player!
(Laughter)
I'm pretending to sleep!
(Laughter)
Now...
Go!
(Laughter)
I'm not...
I'm not going to do it!
You see...
It's not like you can do anything!
First goal!
It's not like you can do anything!
(Laughter)
Second goal!
What the hell are you doing?
I'm sorry.
What are you doing?
I'm sorry.
Wow!
Slow it down! Slow it down!
Slow it down!
Sorry about that. I did it.
I did my best, though.
Did I say it wrong? Slow it down!
(Cheering)
Is it okay now? It's okay, right?
Because you run and run away every day, Sagai.
Is it okay now? It's okay, but...
At the end...
At the end, if we win even one game, will you give us a comeback win?
Will you give us a comeback win?
No, no, no.
The next one will be longer.
Will it be longer?
By the way, Captain Hayao, please come back to this world.
How long are you going to stay like this?
Well, it's okay.
It's still long, isn't it?
Then, one day.
Let's do it.
Now, the last game is from Team Matsumoto.
If we win this one, Team Matsumoto will win.
Yes.
So, we will only play this team.
Yes.
Is it okay?
Yes.
If we don't win, we will win.
That's right, that's right.
I thought of doing it, but...
Huh?
Do you want to do it?
I don't want to do it.
I don't want to say it.
Seniors, juniors, orders, yes, yes.
(Laughter)
Well, isn't that the team's business?
I don't know if it's a business, but I think it's hot.
(Laughter)
Come on, prepare it!
Huh?
Oh!
The balloon looks small!
Well, let's go!
Go!
Become a monster!
Ha ha ha!
The end!
This is the end!
Today's winner is...
me!
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Talk!
There's only two of you, and if I don't talk, no one else will.
What's wrong with you?
Well...
Aren't you sleepy?
As if you had it all planned out.
Right?
Of course I'm sleepy.
I want to sleep.
Let's sleep for today.
You don't want to talk?
No, I don't want to talk.
Let's sleep.
It's late.
Let's sleep, let's sleep, let's sleep.
You want me to sleep?
Yeah.
No!
What?
It's a pet!
Yeah, it's a pet.
Shall we sleep?
What's with you?
It's like it's been a while since I went swimming.
Hey, hey, hey.
Isn't it kind of cold?
Isn't it kind of insufficient?
There's something you can put on top of it.
There is.
Where is it?
It's not there.
Why isn't it there?
Shouldn't we make it?
What's up?
Sheep!
Shut up!
There's no sheep in a place like this!
Look at me!
One sheep, two sheep, three sheep...
Hey, don't sleep!
Hurry up! Hurry up!
Alright!
Let's buy this guy's hair and make a blanket!
Alright!
It's so thick and thick!
This guy...
It's disgusting!
It's so thick and thick! Look at me!
This guy is crazy!
Where should we go first?
This guy isn't scared at all!
He's totally fine!
You're the one who's scared!
This guy is scared!
Do it already!
Come over here!
You there!
Hey, hey!
Come over here!
Hey!
Can you please...
can you please move?
Move over over there!
I'm coming!
No, I'm not coming!
I'm not coming!
No, I'm not coming!
I'm not coming!
- I beg you. - I'm serious.
I'm serious, I'm serious.
Can you open your throat for me?
I'm serious, I'm serious.
What's so funny?
I'm serious.
Can you hold it for a moment?
(Laughter)
I'll do it with three people.
Oh, you're doing it!
(Laughter)
Wow, I'm scared!
(Laughter)
I'm scared, but I'll do it.
(Laughter)
Don't let it go up.
Really?
Don't move.
(Laughter)
It's pooping!
(Laughter)
It's pooping!
Something is falling on me!
(Laughter)
You idiot!
(Laughter)
It's pooping!
(Laughter)
It's pooping!
(Laughter)
You idiot!
(Laughter)
You idiot!
(Laughter)
Come here. Come here.
You've overestimated me!
(Laughter)
You're just one of the Mild Seven Lights.
(Laughter)
(Music)
(Laughter)
What are you doing?
Do it. Do it.
Come on!
(Music)
Wow!
(Laughter)
All right!
All right! All right!
(Music)
Hey!
(Laughter)
Hey!
(Laughter)
Come on!
(Laughter)
You're just one of the Mild Seven Lights.
(Laughter)
Do it. Do it.
(Music)
You're really good.
(Music)
You're really good.
(Music)
(Laughter)
(Music)
Anyway, we got a lot of this basket.
Well, it's a lot of work, but it's worth it.
Yeah.
He's doing a lot of work.
(Laughter)
Anyway, Mr. Honda Amado, let's put it in here.
Yes.
The one we got.
That's right.
It's going to be a fluffy blanket.
(Laughter)
It's just been picked up.
(Laughter)
Come on!
Hey!
I'm going to eat it.
No!
(Laughter)
No, leave it like this.
This is 100 percent wool.
This is good.
(Laughter)
I just got it off my back. I just got it off my back.
What? This is the warmest. The warmest.
Here you go. Here you go. (Laughter)
Let's go to bed. I can finally sleep.
Here you go. I'll put you down. (Laughter)
Oh, I'm sleepy. Oh, I'm sleepy.
Oh, I'm sleepy. I'll go to bed first.
Hey, wait a minute. Wait a minute.
Oh, I'll go over there in a minute.
Oh, this is good. It's very light.
Oh, it's very, very light.
It's a little heavy just to feel it.
Isn't it cold? (Laughter)
Get out of here! (Laughter)
(Cheering)
Over here! Over here! Over here!
Okay! Okay!
My name is...
Ikiume Banjo.
Those who oppose me...
I will kill them.
(Cheering)
We're best friends!
Friendship!
(Cheering)
(Music)
Well...
The main character of this drama...
I'll play the role of Kubota Yasunori, who plays the role of an interior designer.
I'm Jinichiro Hoshi. (Laughter)
At first, when I was told about this, I refused once and for all, but I lost to the director's sincerity.
I'll do it, so I'll do my best, so thank you.
I'm Mitsuko Sakamoto, who plays the role of Koda Kyoko, who brings thoughts to Kubota.
Somehow, when I heard about it, I heard rumors that there would be a kissing scene, so I'm a little nervous, but I'll do my best for the time being, so thank you everyone.
I'm Terusu, who plays the role of Itsutsugo-chan, who interferes with their love affairs.
I'm co-starring with Hamada-kun in the musical "Hanafukkaz" last time, so I'm in perfect communication. Thank you.
I'm Ken-chan, who plays the role of Magogal, who puts a long-armed bath in the bath.
(Laughter)
I've been told about the theme song a little, but I'd like to do my best like a chef's whimsy salad.
(Applause)
Hello, I'm Hamidara Mishiko, who plays the role of Space Captain. This time, I've cut my hair short. Thank you.
I play the role of the fake crazy president who is trying to catch the space captain and dig a pitfall.
My father has played this role several times, and I'd like to do my best. Thank you.
While feeling that fake crazy president on my back, I play Thomas, the locomotive driver, who is in love. It's a sports car.
Thank you very much.
My name is Somai Kenji, and I play the role of Anio, the Mayonnaise brothers.
When I first received the script, I'd heard that I'd be playing the role of Jomiel and Mizar.
But when I opened the cover, it turned out like this.
In the final episode, I'll be judged by a scientist, and I'll be stabbed to death.
This time, I've lost 8 kilograms and I'll do my best.
It's my first time playing a voice actor, so I'm nervous.
I hope you'll support me.
Everyone, you're good with your hands, aren't you?
Please look forward to "Ai ni Kakero", which will be broadcast with the above members.
Ai ni Kakero
(Laughter)
We will suck in this world's evil!
We will suck it in with justice!
We, after school...
Danger Club...
...are here!
What's wrong, gentlemen?!
There's a fire in this beautiful city!
I'm shocked!
- Director N! - What will you do?!
Can you leave this to me alone?
Roger, Director N!
Thank you!
- I'm counting on you, Director S! - OK!
After school...
Self-defense!
White! White!
What's wrong? What's wrong, Yasukyo-kun?!
As I thought, I can't... I can't do it...
Hey, Yasukyo-kun! Remember what Dr. Taizo told you!
At times like this, let's work together!
- Okay! - Let's go!
- Hougago Denjiha... - Double... - Double... - Double... - Double... - Double... - Double... - Double... - Double!
- As I thought, I can't... - Damn it!
You can do it! You can do it!
Yasukyo-kun, listen up! One more time!
- Thank you! - Okay!
- We did it! - We did it!
- We did it, Yasukyo-kun! - We did it, Yasukyo - kun!
Everyone! Don't do Akihan's voice!
Double...
Okay!
Good job!
I'm still going.
I'm not cool, so I can't be too big.
Today, I'm going to Sapporo.
For "genius".
As expected of Ms. Mieko.
I'm living alone now.
A girl's alone life is full of scary things.
So please come home and put Hama-chan's voice in my phone.
If it's a girl's voice, I'll get an erotic prank call.
If it's a boy's voice, I don't think he'll call me anymore because he thinks I'm a man.
Please! I'll decide it after work.
I usually write like this.
After work.
I'm working hard.
Anyway, since you asked me, I'm going to Sapporo in the strong wind!
The plane will shake, but I'm going to Sapporo.
Sapporo
I'm here.
This is Chisose Airport.
I'm still going. I'm not cool, so I can't be too big.
This is Akarengawa.
Everyone says Akarengawa.
Anyway, I'm here.
I'm going to Akarengawa.
Are you leaving me already?
What are you doing?
The strong wind is the first symbol of Sapporo.
It's not a joke.
I decided to leave earlier, but now I'm in the middle of exercise.
Look at this.
What is it?
Oh, this is it!
Hey! Hey! Hey!
You did a good job!
I didn't ask you to do it.
You did a good job!
I love you!
We're finally here.
Please come in.
Russia!
Yes.
What's going on?
Hello!
Did you come?
Yes!
Yes, I'm sorry.
I understand.
Yes.
What's wrong with me?
Ah, yes!
You know...
Since I moved here...
I've had a lot of prank calls.
Oh, really?
Yes.
What kind of prank calls?
Well...
It's silent...
But...
Sometimes it happens...
Really?
And...
One night...
Suddenly...
He started talking for the first time.
What did he say?
He was silent at first...
But suddenly...
He started talking loudly...
And said...
I want you!
Really?
Yes!
Really!
Really?
Yes!
Should I...
Should I come in?
Yes!
Should I...
Should I come in and sit there?
Yes!
So...
It's silent now, right?
Right?
Is it silent now?
No, it's not.
Oh, I see.
What is that?!
What is this silence?!
No, it's not!
I don't know!
So...
What did you say?
Ah, yes!
It's this.
This?
Yes.
Yes, this is Mieko-chan.
Am I saying "Yes, this is Mieko-chan"?
I'm not doing anything right now.
For now, I'll send you a message.
I'll contact you later.
If you don't have anything to say, take it and show it to me.
Don't you dare touch my Mieko!
What's with this message?
Yes, Mieko... What tone is this?
Yes, this is Mieko-chan.
No, say it a little cuter.
Yes, this is Mieko-chan.
Say it a little...
Say it a little more...
A little more off?
Yes, this is Mieko-chan!
Is it okay?
Shut up!
Why do you have to say it like that?
Say it!
Because you're a client!
Cute...
This is normal...
It's off...
It's off now, right?
Normal...
I see...
Can you let me de-stress a little?
Yes, this is Mieko-chan!
She's off now.
For now...
Send me a message!
I'll contact you later!
If you don't have anything to say, take it and show it to me.
Don't you dare touch my... my... my Mieko!
You're so passionate!
That was so close!
Was it?!
You're going to kill me!
Listen to me! This is perfect!
My... my Mieko...
See? It's great!
You and I... we're not together anymore!
Yes!
Do you understand?
Yes!
Are you happy with this?
Yes!
You finally got a job!
Now that you have a job...
Yes?
I'd like you to pay me back for this video.
I'll pay you one second for 100 yen...
and 21 seconds for...
Today...
I'll pay you 2,100 yen!
2,100 yen?
Yes!
One second for 100 yen?
Mmm...
It's getting too much!
2,100 yen?
Yes!
Mmm... OK!
Now, please!
Yes!
Two for each person.
Yes.
That's good.
Yes.
Thank you for today.
No, I'm sorry.
No, you don't have to do anything.
Can you bring me a cup of tea?
I'm sorry.
Yes.
I'm sure you'll bring me a cup of tea even if you say it like that.
Nakadobu Shopping District
Yes, today I was informed by Yujio Harada of Snagark's Harada Shopping District.
Recently, our entire Nakadobu Shopping District has been out of business due to bad weather.
So, I was informed by Itan of Shinkanshoku Rider that it would be nice if the weather would get brighter.
Now, please gather here.
Hello, everyone in Nakadobu Shopping District!
Hello, everyone!
Oh, hello!
Oh, is it bad weather?
It's bad weather.
Because of business...
Yes, but...
Well, I don't think it's just here. I think it's the same everywhere.
Well, then! Itan, will you come with me today?
I hope you'll come!
Yes!
Oh, if you listen carefully...
Oh! That sound!
Itan, are you okay?
Meedots! To the shopping district!
Come on, Meedots!
I hope I don't end up like you.
Dancing engine, stop!
It's you, Yujiro.
What should we sing?
What are we going to sing today, Yujiro?
Let's sing "Skip Road Shopping Street" together!
Okay! Let's sing "Skip Road Shopping Street" together!
Dodonga dodonga dodonga don!
At Skip Road, dodonga don!
Invite friends, dodonga don!
It's a discussion, dodonga don!
Old man fishing boat, don!
Momonga momonga momonga mo!
Want you!
Thank you for singing!
And now...
[sound of engine starting and running]
Hey, hey, hey!
[laughter]
Oh, I'm in trouble!
Can you not laugh at me?
[laughter]
Oh, I'm in trouble!
Well, well, I was in a hurry in the morning.
I have to go to a party today, but I was in a hurry.
I should have done it like this in the morning, but I fell down like this.
I should have dropped it and picked it up.
I should have stepped on it.
[laughter]
I should have done something embarrassing.
I should go to a party after this.
I should go to a party and find a cute girl.
[laughter]
I shouldn't wear glasses like this.
[laughter]
I shouldn't laugh like this.
But I don't have much time.
For now, I'm on emergency treatment.
I'm thinking of getting glasses.
I'm sorry, but I don't have much time.
Can you hurry up?
I'm going to get my eyesight checked.
See you later.
Can you hurry up?
Oh, I'm in trouble.
I shouldn't laugh like this in the morning.
I'm in trouble.
Oh, yes, yes, yes.
I wonder how bad my eyesight is.
[laughter]
What are you doing?
[laughter]
This happens!
You can't tell right from left!
Why do you welcome me like a stranger?
W-w-what?
What? What? Jangara Ramen Jangara Ramen
When I say it for the first time, do you want me to say it as well?
Ugh. What does that mean?
Why don't you understand it?
Why do you have to explain many things in this restaurant?
You have no point arguing with us.
Move! Move!
You idiot!
Enough of this!
Do that!
Buy some glasses!
But I don't have much time.
No, no, no!
Red glasses are better!
There's nothing wrong with them, but...
They look like Lucky Charms!
Red glasses are fine!
Go get them!
Hurry up!
Oh, you're a great man. Oh, you're so kind.
Here you are.
Bye! Bye! Bye!
That's enough!
I can't do this for you for a long time!
Besides, you're nothing special or anything like that.
Huh? What did you bring me?!
What's that, an Ultra Seven?
That's right!
But, you know, that Ultra Seven...
Why does it look like a pig's nose when it transforms?
Maybe it's because it's blue-tinted.
What are you talking about?!
Why are you talking in a normal tone?!
That's not right!
I don't know what to do with this picture. I'm going to use contact lenses.
I'm going to use contact lenses. For now, I'm going to blur it out so you can't see anything.
I'm going to use contact lenses.
I'm in trouble.
Yuu-chan? Yuu-chan?
I'm going to Kabuki-zan with my mom and I'm going to see "Kitajima Saburo".
Can you go by yourself?
I want you to go with me, but you're going to go "pi- pi-pi-pi" and bother other wives.
But if you're hungry, I made curry for you, so heat it up and eat it.
Ah, I'm going to use contact lenses. I'm going to use contact lenses!
If you don't have contact lenses, "Kitajima Saburo"'s nose will look small!
But if you lose your picture, you'll die!
What are you saying? Don't say it!
What are you doing? You're in trouble!
It's not like that! It's not "compact"! It's "contact"!
Don't you know "contact"? You know "soft" and "hard", right?
Can you bring me "hard" of "soft" and "hard" of "soft" and "hard"?
Hurry up!
I'm such a bad guy! I should have worn glasses and told them to take my motorbike away!
That's enough! I can't ride anything like this!
You might think I'm such a bad guy, but I'll tell you why I can't ride anything like this.
If you tell me to bring you "hard" of "soft" and "hard", people will know you're a "hard rocker".
If you bring me "hard" of "soft" and "hard", people will know you're a "hard rocker".
I know you're worried about me, but at least hide your face and guitar behind you.
If you do that, you'll build a kind of trust between you and me.
If you don't do that, you can't ride anything like this.
Think about it one more time and come back.
Next week is the second week, so who will do it for you?
How many weeks will you do it for me?
Why should I teach you "hard" of "soft" in a place like this?
You're wrong!
Get out of my face!
I'll kill you, you idiot!
You're wrong!
That's enough!
How can you understand me?
I'll just take you somewhere.
You're weird.
That's enough!
I'll do it like this.
It's better than nothing.
You're so boring.
You spent so much time on me.
Study hard!
You should study.
Study?
It's hard for me to say, but please study.
See you.
You solved the problem just now, didn't you?
Let me see. What's wrong with you? You haven't solved it yet.
Please do it properly.
Your mother is asking you to do it.
If you don't improve your grades even a little, you might get fired.
By the way, has your mother told you that it's too late for tea lately?
Well, if it's too late, it's too late.
You know it, don't you?
What's wrong with you?
What's this relationship between a teacher and a student?
Are you two men and women?
It's weird. It's weird.
If you think it's weird, it's weird for you to come all the way to the glasses store and buy glasses and wear minicons!
It's disgusting!
Die, you!
I won't do it again, you idiot!
I won't do it again!
- This one? - Yes.
- In this room? - Yes.
- Three of us? - Yes, three of us.
- Three of us! - What?!
- What?!
- What do you mean, "three of us"?
- No matter how many of you there are... - No matter how many of you there are...
- Why don't you bring us, too? - What?!
- What?!
- What are you doing?!
- You don't know what you're doing, do you?
- You don't know what you're doing, but you don't know what you're doing.
- Okay, let's go!
- Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
- You just said "ahao"!
- Ahao!
- Let's change the color of the balloons.
- This program is brought to you by...