AISubs v3.5
Nice to meet you.
I'm A.R.M.E.L.
- A.R.M.E.L.? - Yes, A.R.M.E.L.
- I'm sure you've heard of me somewhere. - Yes, A.R.M.E.L.
Every time I go out to look for a song or something,
I finally find the answer and come back.
I'll wait for you under the Tokyo Tower.
I'll show you me, who has been reborn.
Singer Itao Itsuchi.
"Under the Tokyo Tower" isn't really "under the Tokyo Tower", you know?
- It means "can you see me?" - Oh, really?
- You know, Itao was reborn. - Yes.
- He's coming back, so... - Oh, I see.
- I think he's got something. - I hear something.
It's him!
He's so cool.
It's him!
It's been a while.
You're wearing a middle-aged blonde, aren't you?
- You're the one who released this, right? - Yes, it's A.R.M.E.L.
- Did you get it? - Yes, I did. I've been waiting for you.
- Oh, I'm sorry about that. - Why? Isn't he Taminuchi?
- No, he's reborn. - Why are you wearing hot pants?
- It's hot in here. - Yeah, it's hot in here.
- You two don't really like each other, do you? - Oh, well...
- That's how we usually are. - I'm sorry.
- I didn't mean to. - No, no, it's fine.
- Shall we sing? - Yes, go ahead.
- What do you want to know? - Um...
- Bosnia and Herzegovina. - That's a good one.
- That's what I want to know. - Really?
- I don't mind if it's not. - Then let's sing Bosnia and Herzegovina.
Got it.
- May I interrupt you for a moment? - Yes, of course.
- I'm sorry. - Not at all.
Now, the singer who was reborn, Itao Itsuji is back.
- He's called "the first one". - Yes.
Let's sing Bosnia and Herzegovina with Itao Itsuji.
Go ahead.
- No matter what you say, you're late. - It's better than summer.
- You're so cool. - With lukewarm water, last year was perfect.
- What's that? - Bosnia and Herzegovina, too.
With lukewarm water, last year was perfect.
Let's go!
- You haven't changed at all. - Change with me!
- Something's wrong with you. - I hope you get there soon.
See you later.
- I'll wait for you in the third warehouse. - It's not in the third warehouse.
- I'm telling you first! - It's not in the third warehouse!
She hasn't changed at all!
She must have met that woman for the first time.
- It's strange. - They're not talking at all!
Good evening! Listen up! Listen up!
Oh, my God!
Myoko! Myoko!
Are you still watching this?
Dad, you look like Yoshimune!
Shut up!
Dad, you look like Yoshimune!
Dad!
Dad, watch out!
Dad, you look like Yoshimune!
Dad!
You look like Yoshimune!
Let me go!
Dad, you look like Yoshimune!
Shut up!
Myoko! Can you change channels?
Shut up!
Dad, you look like Yoshimune!
Oh, this is funny!
What channel is this?
Myoko!
Dad, you look like Yoshimune!
Shut up!
What channel is this?
Dad, you look like Yoshimune!
Change channels!
Dad, you look like Yoshimune!
You look like Yoshimune!
Ryoko, are you crying?
I like this show!
You look like Yoshimune!
You still don't like Yoshimune?
You still don't like him?
You don't know him, do you?
It's painful!
This show is brought to you by P&G, the world's leading company.
This is the only book I've read.
In our show, Ryoko Shinohara...
We'll be back with more famous TV shows!
Yo, yo, yo, here they are!
Team Hamada, Team Mada, Kudama, and you!
And yo, yo, yo, they versus Team Atsumoto, Itao, Higashino, and Ryuko!
Yo, who's gonna win? Who's gonna lose? No one knows! Let the battle for tomorrow begin! Check it out!
Let's see who wins! Tonight's MVP will receive a gold present! Okay, here we go! Everybody come and stand up!
Team Haito!
Don't touch my body!
Seriously...
You're close, aren't you? Seriously...
Seriously... Seriously, Abara... Seriously, seriously...
Captain, I heard you're losing your body right now!
Yes! I have red and blue marks on my back!
Kirito!
Why did this happen? Look at this!
Excuse me!
Wait! Wait!
Do you have your passport?
I see!
Oh, my!
This is serious!
This is above work!
I see!
This is serious!
Who is in your team?
No! No!
Go! Go!
You stink!
I'm not angry!
You stink!
You're the worst! You're a mess!
You're a mess!
Wait!
She's a mess!
And you're?
Ah!
A mess!
You're even more of a mess!
Even more!
Go!
It's a woman's battle.
First round!
Go!
Go! Go! Go!
I'm not angry!
You're not angry at all!
Go!
Go! Go! Go!
What are you doing?
Go! Go! Go!
This is a different way of waiting!
Go! Go! Go!
Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go
Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go
Go! Go! Go! Go!
Ready! Set! Go!
They are fast!
Where are you going?
Go! Go! Go!
Keep it! Keep it!
They are keeping it! They are keeping it!
They are keeping it!
It's coming from the left!
Wait! There's nothing!
Good morning!
There's nothing!
Where?
It's far away.
Tell me where it's coming from!
It's coming from the front!
It's coming!
Go again!
There!
It's annoying!
It's coming!
Good morning!
Is this it?
Yes!
Go back! Go back!
Go back!
It's coming!
Let's go!
[Applause]
That's it!
Go!
[Applause]
I'll beat you up again!
Good job, you guys!
That was pretty effective!
That was pretty adult-like!
Are you okay?
Go away! Go away! Go away!
You're in the same direction!
What's up?
Here it comes!
Go straight forward! Go straight forward! Go straight forward!
Go straight forward now! Now's the time!
This is an opportunity!
I'm scared!
- Senpai! - I'm scared!
Senpai, go straight forward!
GO STRAIGHT FORWARD! GO STRAIGHT FORWARD!
그건 빨간새비 입니다.
Sing! Sing! Sing! Sing! Sing!
Let's do it together!
(The crowd goes wild!)
So, this time our team won!
Your comments and comments have improved.
You're a soccer player now, right?
Thank you!
This guitar seems to be the same as the one Komuro-san was using at the time.
Is it really that big?
It's right next to me.
Is that so?
Yes.
I'll pay for it.
You know, the one you use to relax.
Yes, yes, yes.
Why are you trying to relax?
Run!
You're really...
This is...
Relaxing.
Is it really relaxing?
I'm near your house, so I'm sure you'll see it once.
(Engine stop)
You're late!
Hey!
Engine stop!
You're late! You left first!
Sorry, sorry.
If you'd told me earlier, I wouldn't have asked you for an engine stop.
You told me earlier.
Yeah, you should have said that.
I know it's the first time.
You can sit in the middle.
What are you doing?
I'm sorry.
For what?
Again?
You're annoying.
I don't want you to say "annoying".
Lawyer!
That's nice of you.
Let's go get cigarettes.
I'm sorry.
You're not a normal person.
I'm sorry. I'm really sorry.
I'm sorry, but can you introduce me?
That's fine.
I'm sorry.
I'll go this way.
This way?
We're not moving properly.
We don't even have anything to hold onto.
This is a lonely project.
Can we start?
Anytime.
I, Itaoi Tsuji, who has been reborn, will sing.
Lawyer!
Shutter chance!
Now!
Exactly now!
Take it!
Take it now!
I love you.
The dark lawyer...
No filming!
Watch out!
Accelerate!
I'm waiting for you at CX!
Let's go home. I'll do it next time.
Let's go home.
I can't do it anymore.
I can't ride like in the Tamori Club anymore.
Hey, I'm sorry, I haven't made a reservation, but I have to go to a party because I don't have much time.
I've been going to a party for a while now, but I haven't been able to get a cup set.
I haven't been able to get a cup set for a while now.
I'm sorry, I haven't made a reservation, but I have to go to a party because I don't have much time.
What are you doing?
You shouldn't do that. You usually write something, but you're drooling and it's all over the place.
You're the one who's not cool about it. You should write something properly.
Please, I'm begging you. Why are you whining like a foreigner?
Think about it.
Don't do that. We don't have much time.
Yes, yes. Pass this through here. Pass this through here too.
Hold this and go down down and up and up and up and up and down to downtown Matsumoto.
Take a picture of me! Shut up!
Why don't you say something like that?
Are you stupid?
No, that's not true.
That's enough!
Why don't you tell us the truth?
What are you trying to write?
That's enough!
Your face is turning red!
Get out of my way!
What kind of Indian are you?
I said I had a toothache!
Don't make me talk!
Why are you doing that?
Isn't it right?
Humph!
Then I, Michael Jackson, will also beat you up!
What's wrong with you?
You're wrong!
You have a toothache, don't you?
You want me to do something about the tooth decay, don't you?
Yes, you know...
Do you know what it is?
Stuff it up!
The front of the tooth decay is missing and it hurts!
You want me to stuff it up?
That's right!
Stuff up!
Stuff up, and I'll beat you up!
What's wrong with you?
I don't have any patients, so I thought I'd find a weird doctor.
Hurry up. What are you doing?
But what am I supposed to do?
I've never done this before. Is this okay?
My throat is sore.
Sore.
I'll beat you up. I'll beat you up!
Stop poking me!
I'm embarrassed.
I said I'd beat you up!
Why does it hurt here and here?
You know why, don't you?
I said I'd beat you up!
I'll beat you up.
I'll beat you up!
I said I'd beat you up!
It hurts so much.
I told you not to do it a third time.
I've been cheated on once or twice, but I can't stand it anymore.
I can't eat broken bowls of tea anymore.
It was fun back then.
Eri, get ready. Let's go.
Who's Eri?
What are you smoking?
Why are you giving up like that?
That's not right!
Why do you have to pack like that?
Stand up!
That's enough!
I want to take it off!
Take it off!
If you don't have time, hurry up and take it off!
Are you stupid?
Take it off!
We have to go to the party. We don't have time. Hurry up!
Oh, I took it off.
Which one should I choose?
I've seen this one before.
This one, too.
I may have seen it before, but I think I'll go with this one.
I'm going to take it off now.
Hurry up!
We don't have time. We have to go to the party.
Are you stupid?
The glue and reality have become half and half!
That's enough!
Who would come to a place like this?
Get out of my way!
Hey, it's been a while.
You're 39 years old, too.
Are you still hanging out by yourself?
With your wife from the east.
Yuri...
I'm starting to look like you.
- Why hasn't he come back yet? - I don't know.
- What's going on? - I don't know.
- I'll tell you in the end. - See?
- I just sent him an AD-1. - I see.
Sorry to keep you waiting.
You suck! You suck!
- Stop the engine! - That's enough. You're annoying.
- What are you going to sing? - What?
- What are you going to sing? - "Nisetai Jutaku".
- That song? - Yes.
- I like "Nisetai Jutaku" very much. - Oh, you do?
- "Nisetai Jutaku". "Nisetai Jutaku" of "Namida". - Oh, you like it?
"Minami Sho".
Which one do you like better, "Nisetai Jutaku" of "Namida" or...
"Minami Sho"?
- Which one do you like better? - I like both of them.
- Do you like "Nisetai Jutaku" of "Namida" more? - Of course I do.
- Of course you do? - If you drink too much, you'll lose your vision.
- I see. This is the last song. - Yes.
Now, "Itao Itsuji" will sing.
"Nisetai Jutaku" of "Namida".
Mr. Nagajima, take me to a cafe.
Take me to a cafe.
Take me to McHarry Messe.
Couples look in the mirror together.
Is "Nisetai Jutaku" good or bad?
Sing!
Want you!
Oh, it's over.
It's a pity that you have to sing in "Minami- show".
I'm a professional.
I was born again.
My head is white.
I stand in the middle of the south.
I go down the slope.
There is no such thing.
There is no slope.
A scary old man said.
You are scary.
Go home.
A scary old man said.
You are scary.
Go home.
I want you to tell me only this.
What do you want me to say?
I am recruiting.
I will go anywhere.
Guerilla live.
Are you still doing that?
Thank you very much.
Goodbye.
Thank you for today.
We are not friends.
Goodbye.
With this, everyone thought their passion for baseball had burned out.
But...
I want to play baseball!
He wants to play baseball!
Once again, fire was lit in Tamada's heart.
As if drawn by that fire, many baseball fans gathered.
And Tamada's new challenge began!
Tamada's New Challenge
Well, then...
Well, now...
Our team will conduct an entry test.
But before that...
Let me introduce my third player.
The third player is...
Punch Sato! Please come in!
Good morning!
Yes!
I'm the third player.
He is...
Our third player.
Today...
We will make the strongest team.
Even if we say it, we are amateurs.
Well, this is one thing.
With the eyes of Punch Sato...
Elementary school, middle school, high school...
University society...
And all amateur baseball players...
As a professional...
Five years on this field...
Five years!
I want to check it with the eyes of someone who has lived in a battlefield for five years.
It's been five years!
You can't say it anymore, right?
That's right.
Today...
I'll make it clear.
Five years...
Yes.
But today...
With strict eyes...
That's right.
The bad things are bad.
That's right.
A total of 475 people!
500 people?
About 500 people came in this rain.
Let's squeeze in!
Yes!
From here...
And...
I have to make a team.
Yes.
Well...
The entertainment world...
I'm good at baseball.
I used to do it once in a while.
Yes.
I think I'm the best...
These guys...
Yes.
I call them.
Yes.
Please!
Thank you!
This is...
I myself look like I'm good at baseball...
But I don't trust this area at all!
Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
Here we are today!
I don't trust this area at all!
Horibe... I heard he used to play here...
But I've never seen him before...
So I have some expectations for him...
And Kudo brothers...
I only know their names!
That's all I know... But I'm young, you know...
He's not here with us today...
So I think he'll do just fine.
Is that so?
I've heard that he used to play here...
I studied baseball here.
- Did you? - Yes.
Oh, I didn't know that...
He's out of the question.
No, no, no...
He can't do it at all!
I...
Well, for now...
You've included me in your team, haven't you?
You know I don't have a job, right?
Well, for now...
I'll say it as a team...
Our team name is...
"H-GODS"!
We'll do it!
But you can't give up!
Those people over there...
Humans!
Humans?
How many of them will win...
You and those people have to fight!
You have to win against those regulars!
Come on, everyone! Do your best! Win!
We'll make the strongest team in the entertainment world!
He's not an entertainer!
No, if you win with this, you're already an entertainer.
What?
A TV show where you show your energy?
We'll continue to play baseball with the baseball team that entertainers have.
If you lose even once, we'll disband!
It all depends on your strength! Are you ready? Come on!
Punch!
Before we go to the first test, I'd like to talk about my experience.
It's amazing.
I'm going to make a team with this.
It's invincible.
It's amazing.
What is it?
What kind of people are there?
There are people who won the championship in Tenryu.
There are people who won the championship twice in Chiben Wakayama.
There are people who won the championship twice in Gyoso.
It's amazing.
First, 50 meters.
If you can run within 6 seconds, you pass.
This is the same standard as the giant army's test.
Attention.
Ready.
21.
6 seconds 23.
21.
My speed is attractive.
It's attractive.
It's aggressive baseball.
I usually don't hit it.
He is a man.
What kind of man is he?
It's good to run, but it's not good to throw it.
Punch, first screening is over.
From 475 to 72 people.
We squeezed it all at once.
It's hard to make the strongest team.
Let's squeeze it a little more.
Let's do it again in the fall.
Let's do it in the fall.
Let's do it again in the fall.
Is it okay?
The next test is a cylinder.
If you throw it directly from the 80m line to the Gaia stand, you pass.
It's cut off.
This is a little heavy.
It's better to be light.
I can't hold it twice.
I can't hold it.
It's in.
I'm frustrated.
V.I.G.
Guts is famous.
What was his name?
116.
It's a song, but it's a mood maker.
This is a little heavy.
Characteristically.
It's in.
It's a mood maker.
It's in.
So, Mr. Punch.
That was a good way of saying it.
Some people laughed at me.
That's not good.
The second screening is over.
From 475 people to 47 people.
Is it enough?
It's a big deal.
I can already feel it at this stage.
It's true.
For the strongest members.
Is it okay?
The second screening.
Batting and defense.
Next week.
Is it next week?
That's it for tonight.
Everyone.
Please adjust it yourself.
That's right.
Are you drunk?
I'm not drunk.
We'll adjust it.
Have fun next week.
The second screening is next week.
It's perfect.
Is it perfect again?
It's perfect, isn't it?
It is.
Don't say it like that.
You're an idiot.
Good evening.
Why do you look happy?
Have you ever handled anko?
It's not anko.
It's anko.
Is it an anko?
It's difficult.
But it's delicious.
Next time, I'll handle it.
GOIN!
LOTS OF MINE!
GOINA!​
GOIN!
GOIN! GOIN!
(Boing, boing, boing, boing, boing, boing, boing, boing, boing)
- Get out of here! - Let's go!
- Hurry up and grab onto me! - Yes, sir!
- Let's get out of here! - Yes, sir!
(Boing, boing, boing, boing, boing, boing)
(I'll show you!)
You're not a sound, you're not a hero!
What kind of hero are you?
I told you to unify, but you can't do it like this!
It's completely different!
I told you to show me your face, but this is the result!
I thought the sound was noisy, but it wasn't at all.
You bastards!
That's right, that's right!
You bastards!
Who said it?
A lot of boys did.
But you know, a lot of boys did.
Boyin, go!
Kazaru, boyin!
Are you okay, Kazaru, boyin?
Go this way, boyin!
What, are you hiding me, boyin?
You're really a thing of the past.
Damn you!
Turn around!
You're not... apart at all, you're strange.
If you say so, I will never do it.
I don't know if it's funny or not, but please fight.
That's enough. We are really tired.
We have fever.
That's it.
We are tired.
Please fight.
Please.
No, no.
I will do it!
No!
I'm sorry! I can't say it!
What are you doing?
Aren't you ashamed of yourself?
Won't you praise me?
That I did it well.
That Boing 5 did well.
Boing 5?
Yes.
Where is Goranger?
Where is it?
Goranger is over there.
Goranger's foster father.
Goranger didn't raise you!
Goranger raised Goranger.
Goranger's mother.
I know. Go back.
Go home.
No unity is different.
Think about it and you will see.
We have no money.
We know that.
Why does your father insist on unity?
Go back!
Yes, sir.
How many times will you say that?
Excuse me.
Go back.
How many times?
What are you doing?
Get out of my way!
I'll do it. I'll do it.
As the king of ugly monsters...
Go for it, monster!
But I'm naked. So I can't do it.
But you can fly.
Get out of my way, monster!
I'll eat you with vinegar and miso.
Get out of my way!
Go for it, monster!
It ended up like this.
I'm sorry. I'm too excited.
It's too ugly.
It was really cool.
But it's really funny.
It's funny?
But if I put my swimsuit up like this...
I'd probably be able to do it.
But you're not wearing underwear.
(Laughter)