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GOOD EVENING! IT'S JUDGE KOHEI!
I've got a new shirt!
Alright, let's get this show on the road!
I'm OHANAGI!
NYA! JUDGE KOHEI! NYA!
When it comes to people who love pachinko in the entertainment world,
it's Tamao Nakamura and Shizuka Kudo, right?
But which of them is the real pachinko king in the entertainment world?!
Please tell me!
By the way, the other day I told my wife I was going to pachinko,
and I went to Shibuya's fashion massage!
I got it from Higashida Koji in Tokyo!
Hey, hey, Higashida Lee!
Well, whatever!
Let's have them appear right now!
Tamao! Shizuka! Tamao!
How are you?
I'm fine.
Wow! You're a great player, Mr. Itamano!
Nice to meet you, Mr. Demon!
Nice to meet you, too.
Any loser is fine.
If it's bad, I won't eat it.
Look at me!
You're Mr. Shizuka!
I'm sure of it!
Is there such a thing as absolute in this world?
Look at me!
All right!
Today's game is this!
Let's play rock-paper-scissors and see who loses!
Let's start!
First, prepare your pachinko balls!
Ready!
Rock-paper-scissors!
Hey, you know, right?
Mr. Hamada was talking about you.
If you're that heavy...
What are you...
You don't look like you're injured.
What are you talking about? I'm fine!
He's fine.
You guys... you guys are too greedy!
Too greedy!
I was just thinking about it!
You still have your own...
Ouch!
Are you okay?
Are you ready?
You're just securing your own bullets here.
The more bullets you have, the better.
Are you ready?
But from now on...
There are various difficulties.
And you have to clear it...
Until you measure the number of bullets.
If you clear it well, you can replenish it again.
Now, here's the first difficulty!
TESUMO!
You look like you're drunk.
Go away, you.
Are you ready?
One, two...
Wow, you're heavy!
Let me go!
You can do it!
You're really heavy!
You can do it!
Ready...
What?
But, but!
For now, we can go around!
We can go around!
Stop!
It's over!
We can go back a little more!
It's over!
It's better than before!
You're right!
It's better!
You know, Ima-chan...
Yes, I know!
I've seen it!
What?
Forward kick! No!
Forward kick is disadvantageous!
Backward kick!
No!
Backward kick? Which one is better?
Which one is better?
Backward kick it is!
Yes!
You have to kick it up a lot!
But, if you can kick it up, we'll start the real game soon!
Is it OK?
Yes!
Well, then...
Backward kick!
Let's have you do it!
Go ahead!
Forward kick!
No, no, I've been there twice.
No, no, no!
Once! But at that time...
Well, for now...
I've come all the way up here, so...
I'll ask for backup time!
(cheers and applause)
Now!
It's better not to pick up so much.
Now!
Ah! You're picking up a little!
Now, we've been able to replenish here, so...
Let's go to the next level!
The next level is here!
THE TRAMPOLINE JUMPING!
The next level is here! THE TRAMPOLINE JUMPING!
THE WHITE LINE OVER THERE!
IF YOU CAN CROSS THAT WHITE LINE, YOU CLEAR THE LEVEL!
IF YOU CAN'T CROSS THE LINE, IT'S OVER!
TANAO-SAN, PLEASE!
CLEAR!
YOU CLEARED IT!
I don't know about you guys, but...
If you shake your head like this...
I'll be in Japan.
Hey! What are you talking about?
I got it!
Well, then...
Let's do our best not to decrease the number!
READY!
YOU CLEARED IT!
Hey you, wait a minute!
You!
What's up with you?
Didn't you pick it up casually at school?
No, I didn't!
It's like this!
It's spilled!
It looks good on you!
Hey, hey, hey!
Stop it!
I'm not... I'm not that angry.
If you say it like that, I'll beat you up!
I'm not that angry.
OK!
Now, let's see the next sign!
Do you see it?
This is the goal!
Yes!
Here, you have three chances per person!
Yes!
If you can reach the goal with a good heading...
OK!
Do you see it?
Let's start with Tamago-san!
OK! OK OK OK OK!
Let's do it!
That's too much!
(applause)
End!
You! You!
Not a single word!
(laughter)
Really!
You only say lies!
Let's go!
(whistle)
(applause)
(whistle)
No!
You can't go in there!
It's a lot less now!
Are you okay?
You can't go in there!
Let's go! Let's go!
Last chance!
(whistle)
(applause)
Close!
(applause)
You can't go in!
This is the biggest obstacle!
Look at this!
(applause)
Let's go!
Please!
(whistle)
(applause)
It flew beautifully, but
Yes!
only three flew!
(applause)
I have quite a lot of it!
Let's do it!
Gathering, start!
How many did you get?
Let's see!
Shizuka-san got all three!
Kamao-san got all three!
And Shizuka-san got...
19!
The winner is... Shizuka Fudo!
No, never mind. I'll go again!
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Meiden...
...Musuren Japan...
...and brought to you by Nisshin Food Offerings.
Shizuka Fudo!
No, never mind. I'll go again!
This program is brought to you by P&G, a world- class quality company.
Meiden...
...and brought to you by Nisshin Food Offerings.
Meiden...
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Meiden...
...and brought to you by Nisshin Food Offerings.
Meiden...
Anko!
What kind of battle will we see today?
"Men's Food Part Two"...
..."Eating Anko"!
- Today we're eating anko. - This is going to be hard.
- It was hard last time, too. - Yes.
- But this time, we're using something different. - Yes.
- Let's see what we have. - Yes.
- This is it! - Wow!
- I can't stand it! - It's huge!
- We're all going to go down. - Yes!
- I can't stand it! - You look like you can't stand it!
I'm so scared!
- We have to crush it, right? - Yes.
- Do you crush it like this? - Yes.
- How do you crush it? - Like this.
- Abe! - Yes!
I'll crush you and you'll eat me, OK?
OK.
Let's do it. Ready, go!
He's getting closer!
Is it OK like this?
I keep falling.
This way.
Pull me.
From there.
This one.
Yes, like that.
You!
Stop it!
OK.
One more?
I'm so hungry!
Leader.
You know it.
You do it.
Really.
Seriously.
I can't do it.
No, you can't.
Don't hesitate.
From here?
A little higher.
Stop that face!
I was scared.
I let you do it!
From there.
It's dripping.
What is it?
Drink it!
Why?
Drink it!
You!
Your eyes are open.
Your eyes!
You can't do it!
It's still dripping!
What is it?
It's amazing!
It's like a kimono!
It's dripping!
- One, two, three... - This one.
- Wow! - Oh, this one.
- Wow, it's so scary!
- And then, this is... - Yes?
- A... a pocket knife. - Yes.
- Like this... - A pocket knife?!
- Yes, yes, yes. - This is a pocket knife.
- Do you cut it? - Yes, yes.
- Like this... - Yes, like this.
- Vertically? - Yes, yes.
- Wow, it's so scary!
Wow! A whole fish just came out of it!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
I'm sorry!
Under the guidance of Abe, the host of the homestay, the two were preparing the anko.
This time, they are going to eat a hotpot called "dobujiru" based on anko strings.
Everything is ready.
How will it taste?
It's good as it is.
Next up is "Wake me up sometimes" by Mool Men.
Here you go!
Wake me up sometimes
I don't know this song.
It's a good song.
It was a good song.
Thank you.
Can we eat the fish?
Yes, you can.
Can we eat it?
Yes.
Wow, it's so good!
When I think about it, it's my first time eating anko.
Oh, it's good.
It's protein, isn't it?
Yes, it is protein.
Oh, it's good.
Well, Mr. Nahamara, please decide on that.
Well, it had some guro in it, but it looked pretty good.
Oh, it's good.
If you eat this, you'll get addicted.
Addicted?
Just put it all in your mouth.
The current Story Minister is...
That's right.
You can't say it, can you?
Idiot!
Good morning, sir.
Thank you for coming today.
We're ready, so we'll just take a seat.
Yes, we're ready.
All right.
Let me show you my professional skills.
Thank you.
Nice, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
This is nice, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
This is nice, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
All right.
Hey!
Yes?
This is really nice, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
Right?
Yes, it is.
This is nice, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
Right?
This is nice, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
Hey!
Yes?
This is really nice, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
All right.
Hey! This is nice, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
This is nice, isn't it?
This is nice...
Hey!
Yes?
Hey!
Yes?
This is really nice!
Yes, it is!
This is really nice!
Yes, it is!
What's with you!
This is so nice!
This is nice, isn't it?
Hey, you can...
Yes!
Is it OK if I wipe the fog off you?
Sure.
Is it OK if I wipe the fog off you?
Sure.
Is it OK if I wipe the fog off you?
Sure.
Hey you!
That's good!
Sure.
That's really good!
Sure.
That's good!
Hey!
Can you send me some money?
- Can I win? - Yes, you can.
This is good!
- Hey! - Yes?
- Can I win? - Yes, you can.
This is good!
- Hey! - Yes?
- This is good! - Yes, you can.
- This is good! You're really good! - Yes, you can.
- This is good! - Yes, you can.
- Hey! - Yes?
- This is good! - Yes, you can.
- This is good, seriously! - Good!
- This is great! - Truly good.
- Hey! Hey! - Take this and swallow.
- Hey! Hey! - A little more.
- Hey! Hey! - Just a little bit more.
- Hey! Hey! - A little bit more.
It hurts! It hurts! It hurts! It hurts! It hurts! It hurts! It hurts! It hurts! It hurts! It hurts! It hurts! It hurts! It hurts! It hurts! It hurts! It hurts! It hurts! It hurts! It hurts! It hurts! It hurts! It hurts! It hurts! It hurts! It hurts! It hurts! It hurts! It hurts! It hurts! It hurts! It hurts! It hurts! It hurts! It hurts! It hurts! It hurts! It hurts! It hurts! It hurts! It hurts! It hurts! It hurts! It hurts! It hurts! It hurts! It hurts! It hurts! It hurts! It hurts! It hurts! It hurts! It hurts! It hurts! It hurts! It hurts! It hurts! It hurts! It hurts! It hurts! It hurts! It hurts! It hurts! It hurts! It hurts! It hurts! It hurts! It hurts! It hurts! It hurts! It hurts! It hurts! It hurts! It hurts! It hurts! It
hurts! It hurts! It hurts! It hurts! It hurts! It hurts! It hurts! It hurts! It hurts! It hurts! It hurts! It hurts! It hurts! It hurts! It hurts! It hurts! It hurts! It hurts! It hurts! It hurts! It hurts! It hurts! It hurts! It hurts! It hurts! It hurts! It hurts! It hurts! It hurts! It hurts! It hurts! It hurts! It hurts! It hurts! It hurts! It hurts! It hurts! It hurts! It hurts! It hurts! It hurts! It hurts! It hurts! It hurts! It hurts! It hurts! It hurts! It hurts! It hurts! It hurts! It hurts! It hurts! It hurts! It hurts! It hurts! It hurts! It hurts! It hurts! It hurts! It hurts! It hurts! It hurts! It hurts! It hurts! It hurts! It hurts! It hurts! It hurts! It hurts! It hurts! It hurts! It hurts! It hurts! It hurts!
I think I'm going to be drowned!
- Well, I think it's a little old-fashioned ... - No, it's not like that! Somehow the way you do it is strange!
- It just comes out naturally! - No, no, it's this kid!
This kid! When he was doing something rough like "Gaaah!" It was the most painful!
- That's right, we'll help you with it! He is trying to make it easy for you to get out! - No, it's not like that!
But you don't do anything, do you?
I've been watching you for a while.
No, no, no.
Let me help you with this.
You're just staring at me.
But you can't do it if you don't look at me.
I wasn't looking at you. I was just touching you.
I was touching you!
I wasn't touching you!
Even if you were touching me, it doesn't feel good at all.
Don't misunderstand me!
I was touching you!
I wasn't touching you!
You!
Come here!
I wasn't touching you!
Come here!
What's wrong with you?
You're crazy!
What's wrong with you?
You're crazy!
What?
Did you do something to me?
No, I didn't do anything.
But you said it hurt.
You're talking nonsense!
You're right.
You say it hurts, but you don't do anything about it.
You're not sick, so you can't do anything about it.
You have to put up with it.
I'm telling you to put up with it, but can you do it?
I can't.
What?
I can't.
You can't do it?
You can't do it if you look like that.
I really can't do it.
You can't do it, can you?
I really can't do it.
Do something about it!
We're making a lot of money.
Yes, yes, yes.
Do you think we'd make a choice like you if we were in the hospital with Yamao?
Right?
You don't have to regret it.
What are you talking about?
We can't do anything about it unless you do something about it.
That's right.
Right?
I know.
Right?
Do something about it!
That's right.
I'll do it.
Yes.
I'm sorry!
What are you doing?
You're crazy!
Who're you talking about?
Him.
Him!
You!
No, I won't.
Be nice to me!
I'm being nice.
I'm being nice to you, too.
I'm being nice!
You're making me do it!
Why are you being so nice to your mother?
I'm in trouble because you don't do it.
If you think about it a little more, be conscientious.
That's right, that's right.
Well, being conscientious is being conscientious about this amount of money.
Mother, mother, don't say nice things!
That's right, that's right.
Hey, you're a woman, you know that, don't you?
Don't be so nice to me!
I'm in trouble because you don't do it.
That's right, that's right.
Well, let's set aside some time!
How many minutes?
I think we did fifteen minutes.
Fifteen minutes?
Even if we did fifteen minutes, mother said we should do it.
If you work hard, we'll do it quickly.
What's wrong with you?
No, my head doesn't come out anymore.
Doesn't come out?
Just a little more.
Yes, just a little more.
Just one more time.
Well, just a little more.
Yes.
But you're a woman!
Yes.
What?
But I can't help you if you don't look at me.
Do I look like you that much?
No, you don't.
You don't look like me that much.
You do look like me!
More than necessary.
You do look like me!
You don't look like me.
You do look like me!
I do look like you, too!
Do you really want me to look like you?
Let's talk about it later.
I don't mean it in a bad way.
I'm just helping you.
Of course you don't want me to look like you in a bad way!
You don't look like me at all!
Just a little more.
Yes.
These guys...
You do look like me, too.
You do look like me!
You really do!
You're trendy!
Take a deep breath and breathe in deeply.
Inhale.
I'm going to die.
I'm tired of it.
Fart!
Hey, come here!
Are you OK?
I'm the boss of this school.
This is my life.
What are you looking at?
Red! Iwate, Shimamoto!
White! Tokushima, Taoka!
Bow!
Let's go!
What are you doing?!
Wait!
Get out!
Ready!
Shut up!
More!
Are you done? Are you done? Are you done?
One more!
Shut up!
Are you done? Are you done?
One more!
Start!
(Laughter)
Go!
(Laughter)
Fix it!
(Music)
(Laughter)
Amada will go!
(Laughter)
I'm sorry, I missed it.
(Laughter)
Now, this is the second Amada will go.
Thank you very much for your support.
(Laughter)
This is the low position, isn't it?
(Laughter)
Well, for now, this is it.
Well, it looks like it's coming a little more, but for now, I'm going to drink it all up.
Thank you very much.
In order for me to make a dojo, I'm going to cooperate with you a lot.
Well, you gave me a lot of things, but let me introduce you a little.
Here it is.
Somehow, on Sunday, June 11th, you will be married.
Takashi Saeki and Tokuho Takamine, congratulations on your marriage.
This is coming from Wakayama, isn't it?
Give me a sign from Kinki Kids.
(Laughter)
I'll give you 359 yen.
There is also such a guy.
(Laughter)
Here it is.
Well, today, I'm going to read this song.
Tomoko, who is 12 years old, sent me a letter.
Hama-chan, I always enjoy watching TV.
Next time, grandpa and grandpa will do the tauya.
(Laughter)
Hama-chan, come to my house and help me with the tauya.
Thank you very much.
No, I don't want to do it.
I'm going to do my first tauya.
I'm here in Adachi Ward.
Look around you.
There's a fancy apartment.
In front of you is a house.
There's a field in the open area.
This old man seems to be the owner of this area.
Oh, hello.
Tomoko-chan?
I'm Tomoko-chan, who sent me a letter.
And this is my grandfather.
Hello.
I'll squeeze you a little.
Squeeze me?
Do you usually do it together?
Yes, this is my third son.
Oh, I see.
And then my grandson said, "Grandfather and grandmother, it's hard."
So I wrote you a letter and asked you to come.
Oh, I see.
Is that what you did?
We usually do it together, but today I'll help you.
Oh, I see.
Grandfather and grandmother, thank you very much.
I'm working.
Which way is it?
Oh, this way.
Grandmother, come on.
Grandmother!
I know, I know.
Use your head a little.
Yes, yes, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I should do it appropriately, right?
Use your head as if it were alive.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Shut up, old man!
Huh? Oh, it's heavy!
It's heavy!
Oh, oh, are you okay?
Yes, yes.
Yes, yes, yes.
Yes, yes.
Do you see it?
Yes.
Use your head a little.
Huh? I can't stick it in, can I?
Yes, yes, use your head a little.
Like this?
Yes, yes, yes.
Yes.
Use your head as if it were alive.
Is it bad if it's alive?
This is a new discovery for me.
Yes, yes, if you do it like this, your brain rate won't go up.
I see.
Do it like this.
Do you understand?
When you do it like this, you can't stick your elbow in.
Yes.
You have to do it as hard as you can or I'll make you eat that rice ball later.
Rice ball?
I'm the naked chief!
Huh? It's heavy.
You can't do it like that, old man!
Yes.
Frogs will laugh at you.
Huh?
Frogs will laugh at you if you turn around like that.
Frogs?
That's funny.
Ah, if you turn around like that, frogs will bite you.
Yes, that's right.
You have to...
You have to keep your cool like that.
I'll do my best!
Yes, I'll do my best while you laugh.
I'm counting on you!
You can't do it like that!
I was watching you earlier and you were sticking your elbow in.
Ah, I see. Sometimes.
Gokuro
Thank you Gokuro
I did it
You are an amateur
Gokuro
Thank you
You are welcome
Thank you Gokuro
How much did you pay me?
Don't say it
5,000 yen?
5,010 yen?
5,020 yen?
Thank you
Thank you Gokuro
Thank you
I was really happy today
Gokuro
Hello
Following last week's "patching challenge"
This week we are going to "try cooking"
We are going to "try cooking"
Yes
We are going to "try cooking"
We love you
You are so cute, Ryogo-chan.
I'm not cute.
Then, let's call the teacher of cooking.
Yes!
Shimanto is the teacher, Cassie Tsukamoto of the school of cooking.
Please come in!
Hello.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
I'm sorry for being late today. I barely made it.
That's right.
I thought you might be late.
I'm really sorry. I barely made it five minutes ago.
That's right.
It was really hard.
What's wrong?
I thought you might be late.
What's wrong?
I was tied up.
But...
Are you okay?
I was the one who told you to tie me up.
The monkey goods...
Just thinking about it makes me laugh out loud.
I'm sorry.
I was surprised.
But I'm glad you made it in time.
That's right.
I'll do my best today.
Please do, teacher.
I'm sorry.
I heard you're good at stamina cooking.
Did you find out already?
Damn you!
Are you okay, teacher?
Are you okay?
I heard you're good at stamina cooking.
Damn you!
As I thought, you don't have an appetite anymore.
Yeah!
When it gets hot.
Because it gets hot.
That's right.
When it gets hot like this, you don't like putting food in your mouth, do you?
I can say that.
Right?
You don't like putting food in your mouth.
I don't like it.
You don't like putting food in your mouth, do you?
Teacher...
Teacher, it's fine, isn't it?
By the way, when you don't have an appetite anymore, can you show us a stamina dish you can eat?
Of course!
I'll do it!
Then, I'll do it.
Yes, please!
It's hard work, you know.
Oh, is it?
But what kind of dish is it when you don't like putting food in your mouth?
Today, it's stamina juice.
Stamina juice!
That's amazing!
You should drink it.
That's right!
Is it soup?
Teacher, it's soup!
It's soup, isn't it?
Right?
Teacher!
I'll do it!
No, I won't do it.
Right?
I wanted him to eat it, too.
I see.
Teacher, it's been a while since we've seen you like this.
What's wrong, teacher?
Teacher, cheer up!
About what?
Well, yesterday...
Yes?
We broke up.
With my boyfriend.
I'm sorry. This story is funny on a cooking show.
But it's okay. This show is popular because of your usual appearance.
You can say whatever you want.
Should I say it?
Yes, it's refreshing.
I got a call last night and asked you to come.
It's a common pattern.
I knew it.
I went to the hotel.
I opened the door and...
"Change!" I was told.
Change?!
What?!
Isn't it your job?!
You surprised me!
Isn't there anyone younger?!
I'm sorry.
Let's cook.
It's okay.
I'm really sorry.
I'll do it.
Stamina juice.
Let's make stamina juice!
Prepare a pot!
Got it?!
I-Igosso!
He's a professional.
Igosso is a professional.
You're full of motivation.
Full of motivation.
Prepare a pot.
No, no, no.
Let's prepare a pot.
Yes.
Put various kinds of stamina in it.
I've heard of it.
I've prepared various kinds of stamina.
Let me get it.
Here you go.
It's not good.
Sensei, I'll bring the ingredients.
Here you go.
It's energetic stamina.
This is stamina.
This is amazing.
Sensei, what are you going to do?
First of all, I'll get Iida-san.
Stamina.
I'll get Iida-san.
Let's get stamina.
There's quite a lot of stamina, isn't there?
I'll only get Iida-san.
We got stamina.
Here...
Wait, Sensei!
Sensei!
Sensei, you have to put it in a pot.
Why are you putting it in a pot?
You bastard!
Sensei!
Didn't you faint?
You can't move much today, you idiot!
Sensei!
I won't come back!
Sensei, wait!
I did it!
You did it!
Are you okay?
I'm okay, I'm okay.
Are you okay?
You're so good at singing.
I'm shocked.
Your Japanese is good.
My Japanese is good.
It's my first time seeing you like that.
Broadcasted on Tokyo.