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His "What's Up, Kanji?" special!
The highlight is Kimura Takuya and Matchan's billiards match!
A serious match between two people who have one mind and one body!
Who will win?!
The show has been running for three and a half years!
Many masterpieces have been created!
Tonight, we'll be broadcasting all of the masterpieces we've created!
Matchan and Hamachan, as well as regular people's nostalgic and fun characters, will appear one after another!
You really can't miss this!
Hamachan and Takagi Kiyoko will play golf for a kiss!
Takagi-san, who has been told by people around him that he will never lose to Hamachan!
Will he be able to show off his teamwork?!
Will Hamachan be able to win golf and kiss?!
And for some reason,
we'll also be broadcasting the banquet of the cast and staff at Atami's hot spring hotel!
The billiards match between Matchan's team and Hamachan's team is very exciting!
Now, "Gods" and "Kanji"'s two-hour special is finally starting!
- Are you Hamada? - Yes, it's me.
- What did you do? - You know Ichi, don't you?
- Yes. - He got into an accident with his bike.
- Yes. - I'll call you later.
Welcome. What can I do for you?
- Hot. - Yes, thank you.
- Give me 50,000 yen. - 50,000 yen? - Yes.
- It cost me 100,000 yen. - I see.
- Then give me 50,000 yen. - But I said 50,000 yen.
- No one said it. - No one said it. - It cost me 100,000 yen.
- Then give me 50,000 yen. - No, I paid 50,000 yen.
- It's the first 50,000 yen, so pay me the rest 50,000 yen. - No, it's not the first 50,000 yen.
- No one said it. - You said it.
- Nope, it's 50,000 yen. - No? - Please, just 50,000 yen.
- You said it. - I don't care.
- No, I paid you 20,000 yen. - Enough.
- Are you serious? - I'm sorry.
- You did it. You gave out sw descending. - Then I gave out a cafe cappuccino.
- But I'm telling you. - I'm terrified of you.
- No, please, 50,000 yen. - No, you pay me.
Mark! Mark!
What is it, Mark? Are you mad?
You pay for it.
Who?
I paid for it.
What?
You owe me 400,000 yen.
I feel sorry for you.
What?
You owe me 100,000 yen. Do you think you owe me money?
Do you think you owe me money?
Yes.
What?
You don't say you don't owe me money. You don't owe me money.
What do you mean you don't owe me money?
What are you talking about?
You owe me money.
What are you talking about?
You told me you owed me money.
You owe me 100,000 yen.
You told me you would pay for it.
You owe me 100,000 yen.
Why?
You told me you would pay for it.
Are you asking me for money again?
You don't owe me money.
What?
What do you mean you owe me 100,000 yen?
You wrote it in ballpoint pen. How can I write it again?
How can I write it again?
Are you an idiot?
I didn't say anything.
Who said it?
He said it.
You said it!
You said it! Why can't I say it?
I don't know.
Ask him.
Can't you ask him? I came here because he asked me to.
You came here because he asked you to!
What?
Can you say something?
I can't say anything in a place like this!
I've thought about it!
Talk to me! Do you understand what I'm saying?
I don't know, so I'm asking you!
I paid you 50,000 yen.
You can pay me!
You can pay me, you idiot!
I'll rewrite it perfectly.
Where will you rewrite it?
Where will you rewrite it?!
Huh?
Huh?!
It's not signed!
You wrote it all!
I wrote it.
You wrote it! You wrote it!
It's signed!
Read it! Read it!
Read it!
It says 100,000 yen in the first place, but it said 50,000 yen in the first place.
What's wrong with the first place?!
Don't say things you don't understand!
I don't understand.
You're a drug dealer, aren't you?
It's not like you because you're right-handed.
This broadcast is brought to you by the following sponsors.
Stop it!
Masao-kun is in danger! If we don't hurry up, the villains will kidnap us!
Hurry up and come here!
Stop it, you guys!
Sorry, sorry!
I'm sorry.
Say it.
You're sorry?
I'm really sorry.
I'll call you back.
You're being bullied again.
What are you doing all the time?
Masao, do you know her?
No, I don't know her.
What are you doing all the time?
I don't know where you're getting that from.
You're the type of person who gets bullied easily.
Maybe you're right.
What's with you guys?
I think you're both the same.
That's not true! I didn't do anything!
You know what? You should do something yourself.
You say that, but you look like you're strong.
I don't look strong. I lost in the beginning, even mentally.
What did you say?
I feel like I'm going to lose, so I have to do it.
Then what should you do?
Hmm...
If I told you, you wouldn't laugh at me, would you?
That's a big voice. What are you talking about?
What?
If I told you, you wouldn't laugh at me, would you?
What do you mean?
Well...
The song with the cake...
You want me to tell you a song with a cake?
Courage comes out of you.
Courage comes out of me?
Yes, yes, yes.
Are you sure you remember it?
Yes.
Then tell me.
It's a song about a miracle race.
If you listen to it, you'll have courage, right?
Yes.
Then remember it well.
I'll remember it.
For a long time.
Oh, really?
Yes.
I'll do my best.
Yes.
Miracle, fight and risk your life.
This is the first one.
Sing it. Sing it.
Was that the first one?
Yes, the first one.
Miracle, fight and risk your life.
Yes.
Miracle, fight and risk your life.
This is the second one.
Miracle, fight and risk your life.
Drink sake and say your lines.
What?
Say your lines.
My lines?
Yes, your lines.
Do it! Do it!
Miracle, fight and...
You...
Drink sake and...
Do it! Do it!
Miracle, fight and...
I got it.
How was it?
I think I can do it like this.
Really?
Yes.
I'm a little worried.
Mister, lend me a weapon or something.
Something like this.
If you don't have it, I'm worried.
That's right.
I'll take this.
Stop it!
You can't do that.
Why?
You can't do that.
And don't forget to sing.
You're a shit!
Sing! Sing!
What's wrong with you?
You can do it if you sing and play it.
Really?
Everytime.
Ogini!
What's wrong with you?
You're a shit!
He was singing!
It was true!
You're a shit!
Matsumoto Hakunsei, 87 years old.
A swordsman who is strict with himself.
Therefore, the practice of teaching his disciples is also like a demon.
Matsumoto!
One more!
Sensei, please give me two!
That's why I'm telling you to lower your wings and bend your back.
OK!
We're ready! We're going to do a camellia performance!
I think we'll do it in an auction.
I can't go back...
Hey, Lily, what about Saipan?
But Nikita, I want to go to Hawaii!
But there are only four days off, so you can only stay in Hawaii for two nights!
Oh, I want a longer vacation!
Lily, there are a lot of nice people in the world!
I know, we're so lucky!
That's right!
What are you doing? What a coincidence!
Do you want a drink and some tea?
I'm waiting for Candy-san.
Is this a date?
No, it's not like that!
Candy-san, is it your birthday today?
That old hag's birthday is today!
Old hag! Do you know how old you are?
I'm 24 years old!
You're older than me!
Forty-three!
That's not true!
Let's play together.
Stop it!
I'm sick of it!
What are you doing?
She's so big.
Let's play together.
Let's go.
I'm sick of it.
I'm sorry.
P!
Let's go.
Welcome.
What can I get you?
Lemon scotch!
It's not lemon scotch.
It's royal milk tea.
Do you always have it?
Did you wait for me?
No, I didn't wait for you at all.
What's this?
Mr. Chandy, happy birthday!
What?
Thank you!
Can I open it?
Go ahead.
Wow!
Amazing!
Amazing cake!
How do you know my birthday?
It's written in the movie pamphlet.
Movie pamphlet?
Mr. Chandy, I...
I know I shouldn't say this, but...
I hate Ms. Nikita and Ms. Lily.
Why?
Because...
I always tell lies.
Ms. Chandy is 43 years old.
She's a wall giant and a Tameda.
No way!
If I had touched her...
I would have lied.
It's a lie! It's a lie!
It's for me and Chairman Debanomi.
It's a lie! It's a lie!
Chandy is 24 years old!
Tamotsu, I've lied and hurt people.
But I've never regretted it.
Not even once.
But for the first time, I regret lying about myself.
I'm a sinful woman, aren't I?
But lying doesn't always hurt people.
Tamotsu!
Chandy!
Let's dance, don't worry about it.
Let's dance, dance, dance.
Hey!
Hey you!
What are you doing in a place like this?
Hey you!
Matsumoto, not taking advantage of the few chances he had left, spit it out.
With his self-proclaimed "number one hustler" pride on the line, Matsumoto will never be forgiven for losing again.
Actually, I've been robbed of my ball.
I don't know what's going on, but...
To you, who robbed me of my ball, I want to say...
You can't win with that ball, can you?
Today, I've prepared a special ball for you.
I'm sure you'll want to win with it.
It looks like you'll be a good opponent for today's match.
But...
Well, I'm a model for men's basketball.
That's where I came into the world.
I wonder if I can win against you.
Let me introduce you. Please come in.
Hello.
Thank you for coming in the middle of my dream.
I think you have a bad premonition.
Let's go.
What's that?
Really?
Maybe I should take it off, too.
Here we go.
What's this?
This is banking.
You have to get as close as you can.
Over there?
Yes.
You do it one by one, right?
No, that's enough.
Let's start! You have to win this!
It's not talking.
I'm losing my brain!
No, no, no.
I'll go first.
Matsumoto-san...
...don't you like smurfing?
I'm going to do a shot, so be quiet.
Matsumoto...
What are you doing?
Do you hate me?
I don't hate you.
Why are you staring at me like that?
That's not true.
Matsumoto aims for the best in the corner, but this is also a mistake.
Kimura is also helped by Cushion and gets first in the corner.
Hitting second in the corner is also a miss.
Oops! Matsumoto gets second with a lucky shot!
Matsumoto gets fourth in the corner after third.
However, fifth is a miss.
Kimura gets fifth with a brilliant bank shot!
Then, gets sixth in the corner.
However, seventh is a miss.
Matsumoto gets seventh in the first corner.
Then, eighth is also a get.
And E.G. definitely gets the cuber and Matsumoto wins!
Thank you!
Can't be helped.
This is bad.
Round two.
Kimura, break shot to second.
And gets seventh.
And gets fourth in the corner.
Next, fifth, again, gets.
However, aiming for corner #6 is also a mistake.
Matsumoto gets it with a brilliant bank shot!
Kimura also gets #7 brilliantly.
Oh, this is bad. This is bad.
Matsumoto definitely gets #8.
And he gets #9 brilliantly!
In this round, Kimura wins!
Round 3, Kimura's break shot to start!
Matsumoto lightly kicks #6!
Next, he aims for #7 on the side, but also misses.
Kimura also aims for it, but also misses.
Kimura's chance!
Next.
Kimura definitely gets #7.
Kimura misses #9, which looked easy.
#9 is in the corner.
Matsumoto wins the round 3!
Matsumoto's break shot makes it round 4.
Matsumoto gets #8.
Matsumoto fouls!
Kimura gets a chance at a present.
This is the worst!
This is the worst! What is this?!
There it is, there it is!
If I win this match...
Will you like me on Snapchat?
Matsumoto fouls!
What time was the match?
What was your first impression of me?
Don't do that!
Broadcast from here is N.T.T.
A house product designed for a wise life.
If we win...
Yeah.
My dream will come true.
You know...
It's tougher than bungee jumping.
This is fine.
If you put this in, I'll praise you.
If you put this in, my dream will come true.
Just this one shot?
Not bungee jumping?
Just this one shot.
If we lose this one shot...
Just this one shot!
Then we'll put our shoulders together like this...
And our dream will come true.
Our dream will come true.
Suddenly, Kiba aims for the corner.
But he misses!
Thank goodness!
That was the most tense moment.
If I can score first, will you dream with me?
I want you to dream with me!
Matsumoto misses his first shot at the corner with a cushion ball.
Kimura gets his first shot cleanly.
Next, number three, get!
Furthermore, with a push ball, number six, get!
And number four, corner!
Are you pushing me?
However, number five, miss!
Matsuboto, first, number five, to the side!
And number seven, to the corner with a bank shot!
However, he missed the next corner and it was an easy ball for Kimura, number eight!
Kimura manages to get number eight! Now, only number nine remains!
Kimura misses!
Matsumoto, you missed the 9 that looked so gentle!
Shut up! Shut up!
That's pretty hard!
Kibura also misses again!
(clears throat)
Machimoto gets the keeper in the corner!
With three wins and two losses, Kibura Takuya is defeated!
I love humans!
Ah, I did it!
(laughs)
Ah, I should have asked for something!
Do you want to do an "ahohahohman"?
"Ahohahohman"?
Yeah.
What is it like?
It's like...
(laughs)
It's kind of embarrassing to explain it.
You wear a dress and paint your forehead yellow.
Do you want to do it?
Then, can I come back and do it?
Okay.
Next time.
Next time, paint it properly.
Yeah.
So...
I did it for a while, but...
It's no good, right?
Yeah.
(sighs)
Ah, I'm pissed off!
(laughs)
Damn it! I should have asked for a woman!
(laughs)
I should have asked for a woman!
Stop!
(screams)
I've finally discovered your hideout!
You've cornered me to this hideout, Kentaro!
Die!
(screams)
(laughter)
You've reversed your formation.
(laughter)
What are you going to do, Kentaro?
Should I call my special blue blue man?
(screams)
(laughter)
What?
Should I call my special blue blue man?
(screams)
(laughter)
Hey you!
Blue blue man!
Help me!
What's wrong with you?
Hey, you idiot!
Blue man is blue.
What's wrong with you?
But!
You guys coming here is calculated.
What did you say?
Second generation!
Help me!
You're going to eat here, aren't you?
Where are you going?
Shit!
Blue man!
Help me!
I'm trapped!
Hurry up!
Blue jacket!
This summer...
Blue jacket will decide!
But if...
It doesn't matter!
I'm trapped!
Do something!
Hurry up! Hurry up! Hurry up!
Oh!
Aho Aho Dynamite!
When Aho Aho Dynamite explodes...
Within one kilometer...
Not a single weed will grow for ten years...
It's extremely...
What are you doing? Hurry up!
Everything is so ridiculous!
What are you doing?
Do something!
Do something! I'm trapped!
Aho Aho Capsule!
Aho Aho Man drinks Aho Aho Capsule and sleeps for only one hour!
Wake up! Are you blind?! Wake up!
Wake up! Wake up!
It's burning...
It's burning! Somebody help me!
Wake up! Wake up!
Aho Aho!
Wake up! Wake up!
Aho Aho Capsule!
Why is everybody a gamer?!
(laughter)
I'm about to cry.
Hey! You haven't come back yet!
You...
You know, I can't even talk.
I'll play a song I've already sung.
You just said it.
Yes, you were scared of my previous song.
You failed.
But I can do it now.
You've been doing it for about 20 minutes.
I'm sorry.
Who are you?
Do you know me?
I don't know you.
I'm sorry.
Thank you.
I can't let you in without permission.
I'm sorry.
Good morning.
It's hot, but I wish it was colder.
I'm sorry.
Hey!
Yes?
What are you doing?
I'm sorry.
You're late! What are you eating?
Sit down.
I'm sorry.
Don't stand up. Sit down.
Sit down.
I'm sorry.
You know what?
Being late for class is the worst thing as an entertainer!
Right?
I always tell you!
Go home!
Why don't you go home?
I'm sorry.
If you're angry with me, I'll tell you to go home.
Yes, yes.
Are you really going home?
Yes.
Why don't you apologize until I forgive you?
What's wrong with you?
I'm sorry.
You're usually like this.
When you come in, you say "I'm sorry."
You're always like this.
I'm sorry.
Why are you angry with me?
I was trying to wake you up.
But I couldn't wake you up.
Don't be silly!
Let's be silly.
Yes.
So I can be saved.
You can't forgive me.
But it's better!
I'm silly.
Your mouth is open.
I'm sorry.
I'm angry with you!
Go home!
Go home.
I'm sorry.
Why don't you go home?
I'm sorry.
Why don't you go home?
I'm sorry.
Can you forgive me?
I'm sorry.
Why don't you go home?
I'm not going home!
Right?
Yes.
Sit down.
Yes.
I'm sorry.
Why are you late?
Yes.
I couldn't wake you up.
Don't be silly!
You can't forgive me.
But it's better!
Your mouth is open.
Be careful.
Yes.
I'm sorry.
What the hell are you talking about?
Can't you see I'm sweating like crazy?
What's so funny?
I'm sorry.
Can I ask you why you're late?
The real reason is...
I turned on my alarm the night before.
Then...
You know the alarm switch, right?
Yeah.
The one for on and off.
I checked if it was on or off.
That's weird.
You had your alarm on the night before.
You checked if it was on or off.
But you couldn't get used to it the next morning.
Why couldn't you get used to it?
I don't know.
Wake up!
You!
Did you have a hangover?
Get up!
I'm sorry.
Go home!
I'm sorry.
I'm going home.
I'm sorry.
Get up!
I'm sorry.
Get up!
I'm sorry.
You!
Yeah.
Get up!
Yeah, I'm up.
Yeah.
Get up!
Yeah, I'm up.
You might tell me to go home now and then,
but I'm not lying.
Get up!
Yeah, I'm up.
Do it again.
Got it?
Yeah, I got it.
Get up.
Go home today.
Get up!
I'm sorry.
I don't know.
I'm sorry.
Let's go eat.
Let's go.
I'm sorry.
You still don't know?
I'm sorry.
Go home, you idiot!
I'm sorry.
Stop it!
Help me!
Let go of me!
I'm your father, so let go of me!
No way!
Such a beautiful father...
Wow!
What a face you have!
How could you do this?
It can't be helped! Listen up!
We can't let him go!
Damn you! What are you thinking about?
Well, if he's an interesting mystery,
I can let go of you, right?
Yes!
Nice to meet you!
I'm here for a fashion massage!
Wow! What's on your mind?
I'll start with a massage.
Stop laughing at me!
I know you're watching me!
I don't know what you're talking about!
All right!
I'm going to make the earth shake!
Let me go!
Help me!
Damn you!
This can't be helped!
Robin!
What are you doing?
Do something about it!
All right, Mr. Babini!
I won't let you do this!
Please!
It's been a while, Mr. Babini!
Let me copy your alphabet!
First, it's "a"!
Next, it's "b"!
What?
Next, it's "c"!
What is this?
Why did you say that?
Romen!
I don't know what you're talking about.
Did you come up with that?
Hama-chan's Golf Kiss!
We'll play three holes today.
We'll win if we win two.
The title of this corner is Golf Kiss.
If I win, I'll kiss you.
I'll kiss you if I win, but I don't know if you'll lose.
If you win, do you want me to do this?
I've always wanted to do something with you.
That's disgusting of you.
What is it?
Can you appear in a game called "Tokyo Friend Park"?
Why do you hate me?
I hate you!
Don't say that!
That's disgusting of you!
Who would say that?
Can you write your contract?
So you don't run away again.
I'll write my name.
Are you writing your own name?
What are you talking about?
Golf Kiss starts now!
The first hole is hole 8.
It's a service hole with 315 yards and it goes from tee ground to green.
Let's start with Hama!
I got it!
Are you going to shoot from there?
Go ahead!
Amazing!
All right! Let's go!
Let's go!
Hama, as usual, you start with trouble.
How about this time?
She's thinking ahead of you.
And the fifth one. How about this one?
Oh, you're going to a good place!
And with that, it somehow became five notes.
On the other hand, how about Ms. Takagi?
All right!
She's not nervous at all now.
The fourth one.
With this on top of the green...
Now, Hama, five notes.
Ms. Takagi, four notes.
The outcome of the game depends on the putt.
All right, let's go.
Oh, even if I go to the left...
No, but isn't the distance good?
Hey, it's to the right!
It's going to go down to the left, isn't it?
No matter how you look at it.
That means...
Ms. Takagi, around here.
I'm sorry, but it's bending a lot!
From around here...
Ms. Takagi, five notes.
Don't be fooled by what Hama is saying!
Stop!
Oh, it's going to roll quite a bit!
Takani-san, if you put this in, you win!
Takani-san is praying for it to come off! Will her wish come true?
She really is a good person.
Now, let's decide!
Idiot!
Hama-chan's 8th stroke.
She'll calm down and wait for Takani-san's pat.
She put it in!
Now, Takani-san will never let it come off!
Nice in!
And with that, the first hole is a tie!
Now, the second hole is 14th hole, 392 yards per four.
It's a right dogleg.
Will this hole be the end of the game?
Now, let's hear it from Hama-chan!
OK, I'll do it right away.
I'm not doing anything!
You are?!
No, I'm just holding it here.
Oh, that's how you get in my way!
Again!
Give me a break!
Hold it properly!
Yes, it's OK.
Ah!
Nice, isn't it?
Is it coming off?
To the right.
To the right?
That's good.
Let's go.
Thank you.
This is Hama's third shot.
That's good.
Will Hama's wish come true?
Hama, where are you going?
That's good.
That's what I'm good at.
Let's see what you're good at.
That's a bunker.
In Takagi's fourth shot, it's already on the green side.
Hama, this bunker shot is very important.
Let's get it right.
Nice out.
That's great.
Takagi brought out his secret weapon, a chipper.
Will it work?
This is the rumored chipper.
Where did it go?
Hey, hey, hey!
This happens sometimes.
This is good, right?
What do you mean, "chipper"?
Are you crazy?
Hama, you have to keep this close.
It went to the left.
It went to the same place again.
It's a bad distance.
For a golfer, it's a bad distance.
It's a distance where you feel the most pressure.
What do you mean?
Three and a half left cups.
Come on, Mr. Takagi, let's put it in and win it quickly!
It's hard not to fly!
This is where you want to put it in first and wait for it, Hama-chan.
All right!
I won!
Come on, put it in!
Huh?
Oh, you want me to put it in!
What is it?
I thought I won!
Mr. Takagi is also seventh!
The second hole is also a draw!
A draw!
Does that mean it's the final hole?
This is getting big!
All right!
Out of the three, only two are left!
A draw!
The last one, number 18!
492 yen, par 5!
Let's settle it with this!
Now, it's time for the final hole!
This hole has a pond and a waterfall!
It's a difficult hole worthy of the end!
So far, rubber and rubber!
Who will laugh in the end?
Let's do our best!
Here we go!
All right!
Now, the important, important T-shirt!
All right!
OK, OK!
Where did it go?
No, it's good!
Is that so?
Huh? Huh? Huh?
Hama-chan is unexpectedly patient!
First, the bad driver!
How about you, Mr. Takagi?
All right!
- Well... - Right?
Well, it's a good match. I had a feeling it would be a good match.
Mr. Takagi, mistakes here are not forgiven!
Don't say it from your heart!
Tell me, too!
- I might win! - From your heart!
The problem is me!
This is the scariest thing!
Mr. Takagi!
What's wrong with you, sir?
No, no, no!
I'm studying law!
I'm studying law right now.
I guess that's about it for me.
You'll get through it!
It's all right! I'll get through it with my own strength!
Really?
Shouldn't you listen to what people say sometimes?
Hey! Hey! Where are you going? Stop!
See?
Thank you!
Will you aim for that one shot?
- I will. - You're a man! You're so cool!
What are you talking about?
- You're so cool! - What are you talking about?
All right, Hama-chan! From the next hole, it's fourth!
Watch out!
Did it come out? Did it come out?!
I hit a mountain and it came out just right!
Yeah, you kicked it well!
Mr. Takagi's fifth hole will be over a pond and he'll aim for a pin!
It stopped! It stopped!
Thank goodness!
Thank goodness for this!
- Oh, it went in! - Oh, it went in!
Hama-chan, if you put this on, it's a one-step lead!
Oh, it stopped again!
Okay, okay! You did well, Hama-chan! You got on it!
It's up there!
Takagi-san, once again it's a one-step lead!
Will it be okay?
One-step lead for the eighth time!
Oh, it's up there!
This is nice!
It's up there!
I want it to hit some weird spot...
Now, will Takagi-san's wish come true?
Oh, it's still going over there...
It's rolling quite a lot!
If you put this in, you still have a chance!
It's strong!
Oh, it's scary!
Now, Hama-chan, if you put this in, it's a one- step lead!
I'll put it in a good spot...
It's in a good spot!
Oh, I'm happy! I'm happy!
Do your best until the end!
I can't do it anymore...
Takagi-san, let's go!
Takagi-san's eleventh try!
Oh, it's strong!
It's strong!
Now, Hama-chan's winning putt!
She won!
Hama-chan's dream come true!
It's a promise!
We won't say "chu" in golf!
Tomino-san, please get closer!
But, Hama-san, wait a minute!
What is it?
"Chu" is...
What is it?
We won't say "chu" in golf!
Excuse me!
We won't say "chu" in golf!
Congratulations! I'm glad.
Congratulations!
Thank you!
Koji, you're dancing so hard you're taking off your shoes!
I know!
Koji, I heard you were a captain when you were a student.
Oh, really?
I made it to the second place in the Okinawa tournament.
Then, can you show me something?
Yes! I want to see it!
Then, can you show me the "reversal jump" you did during practice?
I knew it!
Without that, you wouldn't be able to dance so hard!
You're right!
Then, we've announced our fourth place this week.
Before we announce our best three, let's take a look at this week's "spotlight"!
This week, a new song suddenly took 12 people by surprise!
What do you think, Itao-kun? All of a sudden, you're happy, aren't you?
No, it's not like that, but...
Of course, you're aiming for the top 10 next week, right?
I'd be happy if I made it, but...
Ah, I see, I see...
Itao-san, you wrote and composed this song yourself, but...
...when was this song composed?
When I was in high school, I was in a band...
...and a friend of mine died in a car accident three years ago...
...and I composed it at that time.
So that's what happened...
Well then, Itao-san, please stand by.
I'm sure your friends in heaven are listening, too.
Sing it with all your might!
Well then, Itao Itsuji-kun, you wrote and composed this song.
Friends in heaven, please listen to it!
"Open the Sea"!
Tokyo Communication!
Are you shy?
It's open-sea season!
I can't swim, but...
Sand mixed communication!
Are you shy?
For now, it's commercial!
We provide and send them to you.
We live in the dark.
Are we really human beings?
Well, you know...
We were young, too.
When we realized it, we were middle-aged.
Yes, we were middle-aged.
It's strange to have a wife and children at our age.
Ah, I want a wife and children!
What are you talking about?
I don't know if someone will give me a ride.
Do you have someone like that?
I've had that old man for three years.
Are you an old man?
I'm just kidding.
You're kidding.
But marriage is marriage and it's hard.
It's hard.
The hardest thing is having children.
Children.
They'll cry right away.
Yes, yes.
But there are many ways for children to cry.
There are many ways for them to cry.
They cry because they're hungry or because they feel sick.
There are many ways.
This is a masterpiece.
What are you talking about?
It's a movie.
Well, well, well.
I'll cry today.
You two will guess what I'm crying about.
Of course I win!
What are you talking about? I win!
It looks like you've calculated it.
Then I'll go first.
What are you crying about?
Dammit!
I knew it!
You're a baby and you're crying on the floor!
Are you looking for me?
Are you going to cry properly?
There may be such a child!
You'll never get it!
What are you crying about?
All right!
I got it!
I'm hungry and I want milk!
Boo!
Your eyes are wet!
Boo!
I got it!
This is the only way!
You're mad because you can't sleep!
Boo!
It hurts!
What are you doing?
Why are you drinking?
What are you doing?
Then you!
You're not hungry, your eyes aren't wet, and you can't sleep,
then why are you crying?
I got it!
You're lying!
I got it!
Which baby gets it?
What are you looking at?
Shut up!
I got it!
I don't know!
This is why it's hard.
You have to walk a little.
Parents have to walk their children well.
Babies have to stand up and walk.
Yes.
What are you doing?
You are doing it.
You are saying like that.
It is worse to do it.
No, it is good.
It is nothing.
You will grow up a little more.
Yes. Yes.
Then you will remember words.
Yes. Yes.
If you do like that, you will ask your parents about many things.
You will ask me anything.
Yes. Yes.
The worst question is...
Yes. Yes.
Dad and Mom,
why do children come into this world?
What?
Why do children come into this world?
You don't know it, do you?
What? You don't know it, do you?
I know it.
What are you talking about?
You know it, don't you?
This is the worst question for parents.
If you ask this question to children,
they may ask you the same question.
Let's try it.
Yes. Yes.
Let's go, Bella.
Mom! Mom!
Why do children come into this world?
Your father and mother loved you and gave birth to you.
- How can you say such a good thing? - I see.
- The children will agree with you. - I see.
- I'll do it next time. - Yes, do it.
- Be nice and leave it to me. - But how can you say it?
I'll do it for the children.
- Father... - What a bad boy you are!
- What a shame! - What a bad boy you are!
- I know. - What a shame!
- I know, but do it properly! - Yes, I know.
- Do it properly in a child's voice! - Yes.
- Father... - What a cute boy you are!
- Father... - What?
- Kuririn is in danger! - What are you talking about?
- I see. - Kuririn is in danger!
- I don't like it! - You don't like it?
You're not suitable for a child. I'll do it, so think of a good answer for me.
- I hope you're a parent. - Yes, yes, yes!
- Okay, I got it. - Let's go!
- Father... - Yes? - Why are children born?
- That's because... they have a nickname called "Oshibe". - Wait a minute!
- What are you talking about? - What?
- What are you talking about? - That's what I'm talking about!
- That's it! - That's not it!
- Why do you have to explain it to a child? - Yes, yes, yes!
- Don't say things like that! - That's right!
- Why don't you compare it with something and express it? - I see.
- You know what I mean, right? - Okay, leave it to me! - Let's go!
- Father... - Yes? - Why are children born?
- That's because "serigue" and "parigue" fight. - What are you talking about?
- What are you comparing it with?! - I don't know!
- What are you comparing it with?! - That's right! I know!
- Stop laughing! - Stop laughing!
- That's wrong! - That's right! - You need to tune it properly!
- Leave me alone! I have some good ideas. - Really? - Let's go!
- Father, why are children born? - Because "khouette" brings them!
- But, why does "khouette" bring their baby? - They have sex!
Ser impacts! Ser impacts!
Thank you very much.
The blue corner, world challenger, 7th place in the Bantam class, Piori Lenori Borelieran!
Eastern political, Cezanne Muppet Choir Dance, national performance!
(Chanting)
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
(Chanting)
Ouch!
Yeah.
You're an otaku somewhere.
(Laughter)
Gotsuei Table Tennis Tournament in Atami!
(Cheering)
We'll get excited.
This is the Hamadan team!
(Cheering)
The title is Matsumoto team! (Cheering)
No, it's okay.
There is a good hit.
This is...this is unexpectedly good.
Yu-chan, one point.
It's not good.
I was very nervous.
Now, to the left.
Okay, okay.
Yu-chan, you were in a hurry.
One point.
It's not good.
I was very nervous.
It's a good hit! (Cheering)
It's 2-1.
It's not over yet, it's not over yet.
It's 2-1.
(Cheering)
It's 3-1.
Of course.
Are you ready?
Yes.
It's a good hit! (Cheering)
It's okay.
It's a good hit! (Cheering)
It's the first time for Shirehara Ryoko to play table tennis.
It's a very good feeling.
It's 3-0.
Okay, Ryoko-chan, this serve is...
Somehow, it's like this, isn't it?
It's like this, isn't it?
She repeats the basic movement, but...
It's good! (Cheering)
Great!
Service ace!
Nine zero!
(Laughter)
OK!
It's okay, you can do it!
I agree!
(Laughter)
I agree!
It's good, it's good!
It's good!
It was a good opportunity!
Is it really a combination?
It's not selling with the one that's selling!
(Laughter)
Great!
(Laughter)
Great!
(Laughter)
Psychologically!
I agree!
It's not selling with the one that's selling!
(Cheering)
Nine one!
(Cheering)
Nine one!
(Cheering)
It's good!
(Cheering)
It's not selling!
Really?
It's a good one!
(Cheering)
(Laughter)
It's a two one!
Two one!
It's good!
I agree!
Which is which?
Me?
(Laughter)
I agree!
(Cheering)
(applause)
The Red Square is the opposite!
Newspaper reporters become like this.
Everything can change depending on Megan's actions.
You can start.
This pandemic ofapa about to be announced at next meeting will have a serious impact.
Be careful!
Black name joke! Black name joke!
It's black joke! It's OK!
It's cool!
You can start.
Aren't you using the connected telephone?
Let's go!
Yeah!
This is a win-win situation!
3-2!
Yeah!
All-three!
Let's go!
Yeah!
Master and...
Don't say it! Don't say it!
Hey, wait!
Let's play a game!
What are you talking about?
I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
I told you not to say it!
I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
I'm begging you, just listen to me!
For now...
Two hundred million yen from Takeyabu!
Master!
What are you doing?
Takeyabu! Takeyabu!
Takeyabu!
He's dead! He's dead!
I'll go first.
Can I?
Go ahead!
Yeah!
The strategy was good, but...
It's juice!
He got one point next.
It's juice!
Don't play with juice!
Don't say that!
OK!
We'll win!
OK, I'll say it.
Yeah!
Don't play with juice!
OK, I'll say it.
One more!
It's juice!
Thank you!
Yeah!
Go! Go! Go! Go!
The final match is...
Masato Tamada vs...
Hitoshi Basumoto!
Yeah!
Go! Go! Go!
Yeah!
Close!
Don't be nervous!
Don't play with juice!
Huh?
Just in time!
Wait, my mouth is still open.
Your opponent didn't even take off his totem.
That's right!
Look at his back!
He looks like a pervert!
No, he doesn't!
He's not snacking for no reason.
Hey! Hey!
Don't advertise it!
It was just a casual greeting.
Stand up, everyone!
Stand up!
Stand up and do it!
Hey, stop it!
Now, Machan.
Yes!
He did it!
That was close!
He did it!
With a relaxed smile...
Now, it's a good challenge.
Out!
He was a little forced...
Out!
3-1!
Do your best!
Yes!
Out!
Wait, wait!
You bastard!
Your opponent didn't even take off his totem.
Do you aim for such a place?
Out!
Yes!
Oh! Self-destruct!
Self-destruct!
The team wins!
Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
Wait a minute!
This tatami is slippery!
You don't know, do you?!
You know about tatami, don't you?!
Recently, from this class...
...strange sounds are coming out.
It's fine for them to speak in English loudly...
...but there are strange rules.
I don't think you have this problem...
...but please don't worry about it.
Mr. Erosika...
...thank you for teaching us.
Ouch!
Listen, monkey!
Monkey!
No!
Monkey!
No!
Monkey!
No!
Monkey!
Get him!
Get out of the way!
Water!
Hemisohamada!
Mayonnaise!
You...
Here you go.
Thank you.
Bye-bye.
Thank you.
Hey!
What are you doing?!
Now...
What is this?!
Do you think I stole the souvenir shop?!
It's not stolen! It's not stolen!
It's stolen! Give it back!
Grandma, it's a toy!
Give it back!
Who are you?!
I am...
Kyushu...
Chief Alliance Chief...
Nagahama Tankai Team!
Nagahama Tankai?
That's right.
I don't know you.
Who are you?!
I'm Oda, the leader of the union.
Yes, sir!
You are...
However, it's not difficult for you to rule over Nagoya.
Don't make fun of Nagoya, sir!
I won't come back, sir!
Wait a minute!
Tonkotsu soup instead of beef
Hakata dontaku makes me angry
Karashi mentai is certainly spicy
Hakata dolls are beautiful, however...
However? However?!
90 percent!
Don't underestimate me!
Next time I see this blue gag rampage, I'll avoid it!
Matsumiya!
What?!
The moving of Nagoya is a jial city
Red handkerchief, miso stew
Consultation of worries, ice snow
Nagoya is a jial city
I want to do it more than I thought!
You are...
Who are you?!
Stop it!
Who do you think you are?!
I am...
Shikoku Banchou Alliance General!
Yūkai Ryōma-jyaki!
Shikoku people are going to Nagoya!
Red handkerchief!
Let's settle this over there!
Matsumiya!
What?!
Tosa-no-kōchi-no-katsura-hama
Katsuo-no-tsutataki-o-meshi-agare
Kōken-de-ikita-eta-kono-karada
Takara-wa-kuri-no-ryōma-jyaki!
Who do you think you are?!
Stop it!
Who do you think you are?!
I'm Fukui Prefectural Court Judge Fukui Hiroo!
Fukui?
Fukui people are so rude to their parents!
Ten years earlier, you know!
I'll show you!
Let's go and meet him.
Wait for me!
La la la...
Beautiful star...
Mame!
Famous man!
Not beautiful star.
Your hair is beautiful, too.
Yes, beautiful.
Are you done?
No!
I said I'm done.
Well, well, well...
I'll give you a chance.
One more time.
Hurry up!
Let's do it.
La la la...
Beautiful star...
Is it my song?
What's wrong with you?
Did I say it?
What are you saying?
You're popular.
What are you saying?
It's a famous song of Fukui.
Fukui is famous.
Yes, I know.
I know.
Yes, I know.
You're famous, too.
I know.
You're famous!
Yes!
Shuwazune was born in Fukui.
Are you kidding?
It's not true.
It's absolutely not true!
It's not true!
Why are you saying that?
Why is it not true?
It's not true!
You're crazy!
You're just playing around.
Hey!
It's Germany!
It's not true!
It's a joke!
Is there no sound?
It's not true!
What's up with you?
You're the worst!
Do you sing?
What are you singing about?
Yes, I do!
It's not true!
Sorry, but let me sing it again.
It's different.
I'm not afraid of you, I'm a junior!
Wait!
Wait up!
It's not true!
Isn't it a joke?
It's not a joke!
I don't know!
It's a joke!
What the hell is wrong with you?
What's up with this guy?
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
I'm sleepy!
See you later.
Take care.
Um, I'll be late again today.
Okay.
I'm sorry.
See you later.
Let's go downtown.
Oh, good morning.
What are you doing here?
Why are you here?
You're Ube, aren't you?
Oh, aren't you Mappehattan?
Yes, yes, yes.
I just happened to pass by.
Ube!
Is that so?
Yes.
Well, could you please leave?
Just for now.
Yes, yes.
What's wrong with you?
Well, you know, I've been bad to you for a long time.
Yes, yes.
No, I mean you.
I'm really sorry.
No, no, I mean you.
I'm sorry.
Well, I'm going to work now.
No, no, no.
No, you can't do that.
I'll pick you up.
Yes.
Yes, you can pick me up.
If it's you, I'll do anything for you.
Yes, yes.
If it's you, I'll give you back.
Yes, of course.
What is it?
Oh, no, no.
This is...
No, well...
What is it?
No, it's about my job.
What job?
But this job is not for you to do.
Just say it for now.
We also choose our jobs.
Yes, yes.
I don't know if you'll do it or not.
Yes.
Just say it.
Yes, yes.
I went to Nagoya by tourist bus.
Yes.
During the bus ride, I had to do comedy for two and a half hours.
That's possible.
Is it possible?
You should have done it.
I should have done it.
We didn't do it.
But...
No.
Yes, yes.
Two and a half hours.
That's right.
If you don't do it, we'll put sauce on you.
We won't!
You know what?
Yes.
I have something to say.
What is it?
Don't you think we're less powerful than we used to be?
No, I don't mean that.
This job is about staying still for two and a half hours and working out.
What are you saying?
Look at me!
I'm just like I used to be!
You're the worst!
It's not just about how you look.
I'm still healthy.
I've said this before.
I run three kilometers every morning.
Are you running?
No, I'm losing weight.
It's not a disease!
You're in trouble!
Huh? What's wrong?
Maria ran out of the window!
You should have seen her!
Everyone, please look for her!
All right!
I'm sorry! If you don't mind, please look for her!
Hey! Who are you asking for help from?
It's the downtown mayor! Don't be rude!
Mayor, I'm sorry for being rude.
Maria?
You're right, we should look for her.
Then, is Maria who ran out of the window a foreigner?
That's impossible!
Um... the cat...
The cat?
Yes.
Oh, the cat's Maria?
Yes.
We won't look for her.
Maria!
Why are you guys doing this?
Maria!
Who asked you to do that?
Wow!
[Music]
Ba bam ba bam bam bam
I-I-U-Ta-Ra
It's a sunny morning in San Nichiro.
It's a good place, it's a good thing.
This is Akami's Okamatsu.
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