AISubs v3.5
(Explosions)
And it's starting soon!
Yeah!
Now, let me tell you about the highlights of our premiere!
No matter what you say, it's a showdown!
(Laughs)
Isn't it?
We've done this, so you should see this.
Are you happy?
Yeah!
And today, ASTRO's best is also appearing!
(Laughs)
Oh!
Look forward to it!
Thank you.
(Laughs)
I can't stand it.
I'm going to do it!
The real actor!
(Applause)
(Music)
The first ever!
Long-awaited!
Bowling in...
Gay!
Amateur showdown!
(Applause)
Is it okay?
Yeah.
Today, we're going to do bowling...
Oh, oh, oh.
...with a guest and two of us from the GODS' A team.
I see.
Well, we're going to have fun bowling!
Ah, ah, ah.
Even in the entertainment world, I'm really good at bowling!
That's what we've prepared for you!
Yes, yes.
However, the distance between you throwing the ball is about 100 meters!
Yes, yes.
You have to go all the way to the front of you throwing it and throw it at the end!
Yes, yes, yes.
Come on, come on, come on!
Now!
Let me introduce the players first!
Yes, yes.
First of all, from the GODS' A team, Imada-kun and Itao-kun!
Yes!
Good job!
You did it!
First place!
Now, next up is...
Yes, next up is...
The guest team, the trouble is...
Takaashi and Joi-san!
Joji!
The trouble...
The trouble is...
The members are also not here.
We're bored, so...
Why are you doing this?
You're the only one coming!
You're singing on road together, right?
You're the only one coming!
You're singing on road together, right?
That's amazing...
That's Joji, though...
And!
Joji's friend...
Tarakami-namu-san!
- Which one of you is good at bowling? - The last one is 185cm.
- 185cm? That's quite good! - Really?
- You guys are losing, aren't you? - I'm 120cm.
- Oh, right! Joji's bowling is also great! - Thank you!
By the way, Joji, if you don't get a strike, we won't introduce you.
- Is it cut? - It's cut!
By the way, Joji, if you don't get a strike, we won't introduce you.
Both teams, shake hands and play rock-paper- scissors.
- Rock-paper-scissors! - Rock-paper-scissors!
- Which one of you will go first? - I'll go first!
- Alright!
- Now, GODS' A team is in the lead! - We're caught!
- What do you mean "we're caught"? - We're caught!
- Let's go! - Let's go!
- GODS' A team's first bowl! Ready... Start! - Go! Go! Go!
- Cool! - So cool!
- It's a strike! - It's a strike!
Hold it! Hold it!
Go!
Hey, win!
Hey!
He's running!
Yeah!
Stop it!
Only one person hasn't fallen yet.
Yes!
Please get a spare.
Yes!
Let's go! Second throw! Start!
It's cool!
No way!
It's really cool!
It's high!
It's really cool!
No way!
One person!
First and foremost, one person!
He's really tired!
Good job!
Keep going!
It's funny!
Now, guest team! First throw!
Ready! Start!
No way!
No!
Where? Where? Where? Where?
It's slippery!
He's good!
He's running!
You did it!
Yeah!
Great!
You did it!
Great!
OK, let's go!
Good luck!
You did it!
Where did you eat it?
This?
No way!
Oh!
It's good!
Yeah, it's good!
You did it!
OK, let's go!
Good luck!
You did it!
It's good!
Oh!
You did it!
OK, OK, it's OK.
Strike! Strike later!
Miss! Miss!
You did it!
I'm sorry!
It's OK!
Miss!
Hello, everyone!
Hello!
Thank you!
Good job! Good job!
Thank you!
Oh! This is good!
- Fire! - Yes!
Oh! Oh!
- This is a bird of the south sea! - You are now watching...
- Thank you very much! - The bird of spring is called "new butterfly"!
- This is a bird of the sky! - Oh! Oh!
- Oh! Isn't it good?
- Oh! Oh! - Oh! Oh!
- Mom! - Oh! Oh!
- This is good! - This is good!
- I don't need anything... - Who is it?
- Hey! You are not allowed to sing! - Oh! Oh!
- Oh! Oh!
- Strike! Strike! - Oh!
- Oh!
- What is this? - What is this?
- Is it okay? - I will say okay!
- What is this?
- Fire! - Fire!
- I've stained my pants... - What are you doing?
- I've stained my pants with song! Don't do that again! - Oh! Oh!
- What is this? Basically... - He is simply poor!
- There it is! - There! - There!
- Oh! - Oh!
- It's there! It's there!
- Find it! Find it!
- Watch out! Watch out!
Hey! Hey! It's not over yet!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
Take it off!
I did it! I did it!
I did it!
Delicious!
Really?
Good job! Good job!
Wow! Amazing! Amazing!
It's boring!
What?
We can't compete with you!
It's boring!
We can't compete with you!
So...
As a practice...
Ama-chan and I will compete with you!
Can we do it?
Of course!
What? I'm sorry!
Of course not!
I'm angry! I'm angry!
If...
If we win...
Will you come to my concert every time?
If...
Hey! Hey! Hey!
Really?!
If we lose...
Will you come to my concert every year?
Every year?
Yes!
This program is...
P & G
Messe de Nippon
Nisshin Foods
Maiden company
Brought to you by Lotte.
Messe de Nippon
Nisshin Foods
You should get a strike!
I won't!
Let's go!
Yes!
Let's go!
Wow!
Cool!
Wait!
Cool!
It's terrible!
Really!
Can I do it again?
Cool!
It's terrible!
Can I do it again?
Yes!
Let's go!
It's terrible!
She is waving her hand!
She is waving her hand to everyone!
She is waving her hand!
Cool!
Don't ride him!
Strike!
Why can you do it?
May I strike a spear from you?
Please strike me a spear!
Wait!
Can I strike you with...
What? But it's a two-flares!
He may not strike but
But if you get the spear, you can't do anything at the same time.
I can't. I can't.
What's wrong? What's wrong?
No, I don't want to do it every day, but if I don't do something, I won't be able to do it.
That's good.
That's right. I can't stand it.
That's... that's...
Hit me! Hit me!
One step forward! One step!
The match is over!
So, with our team and DANTAN's team...
Yes, with George and Minako's team...
We won, but...
As promised...
At this year's concert venue...
DANTAN will end every show.
Let's raise our hands!
DANTAN will end every show!
It can't be helped, but...
In a place like that...
A strike!
But...
You can talk all you want...
Think of a plan...
And it's over!
Anything can happen!
I'm serious!
What a planning ability!
We didn't lose a single ball!
That's right!
We didn't lose a single ball!
We didn't bowl!
We just danced!
So, George and Minako...
Thank you very much!
And with that...
DANTAN will end every show!
It's over!
Thank you!
George...
Hm?
The flight to Macau...
I'm looking forward to it!
Me too!
It's going to be a lot of things...
But we're going to have a blast!
Really?
Oh, no!
Hm? What's wrong, little girl?
I forgot my passport!
Let's get...
Happening!
But that's fine, little girl!
Hm?
Look at this!
Window frame!
Window frame?!
It's grey, right?
It really is!
It's nice grey, right?
Especially up on the left!
It's nice grey, right?
Especially up on the left!
Up on the left!
Around here?!
Yeah!
Want to touch it together?
Huh?
One, two...
Koji-san!
Let's do it!
Koji-san?!
You like it, don't you?
Koji-san, we're in trouble!
Koji-san!
What's going on?!
Southerners!
But, Iiko-chan, it's okay!
Southerners are outside the plane!
More importantly, let's continue!
But...
People are already watching us!
Everyone is!
Koji-san!
What do you think, Iiko-chan?
Where are you right now?
Koji-san!
What's wrong?
People!
Huh?!
Idiot!
Here they come!
Iiko-chan!
Let's go!
Yeah!
Hey!
Southerners!
What are you doing?!
Are you kidding me?!
I'm going to die!
What are you doing to my Iiko-chan?!
You bastard!
Damn you!
You're the only one who's going to die!
I did it, Iiko-chan!
I did it!
I did it, Iiko-chan!
Sonokawa!
Yes?
Do I look ugly?
Better than me.
Judge Kouen!
Let me introduce you to judge Kouen!
Judge Kouen, good evening!
Good evening!
Tonight, I'd like you to tell me which one is better,
famous sword "rashid" or middle sword "hachikoudo"?
Please, judge me!
By the way, until I was 13 years old,
I ran around the forest as a good sword.
Now, I'm living in Osaka City.
I'm from Kurano Tagaino.
Thank you, Kurano-san!
Let me call the game director!
Mr. Otani!
Come on!
Did you forget it? We used various tricks in the game!
Here it is! The famous and dangerous...
Wonderful Game!
The first game is...
It's Food! It's Food!
Wonderful Game!
Now, let me explain!
Yes!
Now, here it is!
This wiring machine!
This is...
This wire...
I've seen it somewhere!
What?
It's my first time!
It's only been a week!
Oh!
Look! Nice, nice!
Now, here it is!
The first ever...
No, it's not!
...wiring machine!
Yes, yes!
It spins and spins and spins!
Ah!
Then, from the hole in Mr. Otani's land...
He takes out his face and...
With his mouth...
This bone!
So, you two...
In order not to touch this wiring...
Yes!
You should eat this bone with your mouth!
I see!
It's more valuable if you eat it quickly!
Now, with this rule in place...
Is it okay?
You shouldn't chew it, right?
No way!
You should chew it and not run away!
I see!
You can't win!
Now, stand by, please!
Now, is it okay?
Then, let's start the first match!
Ready...
Start!
Oh!
It fell from here!
Wait!
Stop it for a moment!
Hey!
You're always like this!
What's so great about it?
You can't stand this!
This is moving!
You can do it!
You can do it, idiot!
Then, let's loosen it up a little more!
Now, let's start!
Ready...
Now, how about this! Now, let's loosen it up a little more!
Now, let's start! Ready...
Please stop for a moment! Please stop for a moment! Please stop for a moment! Please stop for a moment! Please stop for a moment!
- Hey, Hasegawa-san! - Yes!
- You went in and out of the house! - Yes!
- You did your best! - Yes!
Hey, Rush! Rush!
- Match! Match! - I'm doing my best, but...
- Join in! - Yes! This is what I'm worst at!
Now, let's do it one more time! Ready, set, go!
Now, how about this!
Match! Match!
Draw!
This is really scary!
I can't do this anymore!
And so, the first round is a draw!
The second round is a wonderful game for you!
Don't fight!
For the sake of the show!
Let's go!
Come on, young man!
Now, the rules of this second round are as follows.
There are seven houses in total.
Each of them has an owner.
From now on, one of you will come out here and...
Each of you will call out your members' names at once!
At that moment!
The person who called out their own name will...
I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
What are you saying?
I'll do it last.
Are you ready?
Yes, yes.
So you'll be called out at once.
There's only one correct answer.
Let's draw lots and use our ears' characteristics to call out.
Now, either of you will go first or later. Rock, paper, scissors!
Rock, paper...
Excuse me!
Rock, paper, scissors!
I called out "rock", didn't I?
No, no, you called out "rock", didn't you?
Rock, paper, scissors!
No, no, no!
Now, let's go!
Get ready for the second round!
Rock, paper...
Wait a minute!
You can't say it all at once!
That's right.
Who called out "russhy" first?
You're crazy!
What?
Did you get it?
I didn't get it at all!
I don't like lying about things like this.
Hurry up!
I'll tell you the correct answer.
I know it perfectly!
He called out "russhy"!
If you say it like that, there's no reason for me to do it!
There are people who got it right on the first try!
Let's have them go in!
It's not good at all right now.
Let's go!
Good, good, good!
Let's go!
- Well, you have a great sense of hearing! - Thank you! Thank you!
- I was lying! I was the monkey! - You got it right in one go! - Thank you!
- So, next, Mr. Hatsuko! If you get it right in one go... - I don't care about it!
- If you get it wrong... - I don't care about it at all!
- Next... - I don't care about it!
- I got it! - Then, give me a little service next!
- Service? Is it a service? - Yes!
- I don't care about it! - Why not?!
- If you don't get it right... - I told you I don't care about it, but you gave me a present!
- Next, Mr. Hachiko! - Mr. Rushdie, you look terrible!
- Look behind you! - I don't care about it!
- I do care about it, but... - Why?!
- It's here! Stand up! - I don't care about it!
- What is it? - I don't care about it!
- It's different! - What is it?!
- I don't care about it, but you gave me a present! - I don't care about it!
- This side! You can see the whole thing! - I can see it, but I can't hear it!
- You can hear it, but you can't see it! - I can't hear it, so it's hard for me to do it!
- Do it yourself!
- Let's see... - Are you ready?!
- Ready!
- Go!
- Well, something good happened again. - What?
Something good happened!
- Ready? - Yes, sir! - Go ahead!
- I want to go there! - Go!
- What? - What?
- No!
- What did he say? - What did you say?
- Hey, you! - It was hot.
- Did you say "hot"? Let me ask you!
- What did you say? - I'm stingy.
Stingy!
- And you? - Help me!
Help you? Aren't you a staff member?
What are you doing?
- Hey, hurry up and get in! - Why is my dad in it?
- So, this is... - Eight.
- This is the correct answer! - How did you know? - I don't know at all.
So, in this second round...
Nassi won!
In the third round...
"It's dangerous if you don't run away" wonderful game!
Nassi won!
Are you ready?
So far, Nassi won!
Yes!
It's like this.
It's a pretty strange win, though.
You're stuck there today, too.
Are you ready?
Yes!
The rule of "Gojira 3rd round" is...
Look at this.
There is a dog house, but there are a lot of bombs set up for this.
And now I'm going to kill you two!
Be careful of this cross-line!
It's a game rule, you know?
Yes!
Be careful!
I'll be there in about a minute and I'll explode!
In the meantime, you two are in this connected state,
but there are 20 keys buried in this sand.
There is only one correct key to open this key.
It's better to find it quickly and remove the key and run away!
Yes! It's question time!
Nassi!
Will I open the key that this person opened?
Yes, you will!
You two have only one key?
It's the same one.
It's the same one?
Okay?
Yes!
Do you understand?
Yes!
Now, are you ready?
You can't give him the key I opened, can you?
If you do that, you might go back!
You'd better have it!
But I'm a very kind person...
Kind person?
Do you have a license?
License?
Oh, you've lost your sense of humor!
Now, if you win with this, there is still a possibility of a tie!
I can win! I can win!
You can't win! It's a tie! It's a tie!
It's a tie! It's a tie!
Mr. Imai can win!
What are you saying?
It's not me!
It's you!
Yes!
You're confusing me!
Now, let's go!
Third round!
Ready!
Now!
Watch out! It's still flowing!
Wow, Mr. Rushie! It's stopped but it's still falling!
From now on, Mr. Katsuko, you can't open it with the key you threw away!
Mr. Rushie dug it up in the sand and...
What's going on?
It's Jimmy! Jimmy!
Why did you say that?
And with that, this week we have two wins and two losses!
And so, Mr. Rushie wins!
And so, Mr. Kuremon Okagashi and Mr. Rushie Katsuko and Mr. Rushie are included!
See you later!
You know...
I met him.
What? Chief again?
He called me.
I told you not to!
That's right, but...
Yes!
Hello, hello, hello! Good evening!
It's been a while!
What are you doing in my house on a Sunday?
Hey, Ryoko, I brought you a present for you.
Hey, hey, hey! This is my house!
This is my house! Don't you think it's rude?
Ryoko, this is amazing!
It's a Norinus Tower!
Wow! It's amazing!
It's been...
It's been three months!
I'm sorry!
It's been four months!
I'll go with you. Let's go together.
Okay!
Wow!
I'll kill you!
R-woman!
No partial jump!
Morifil!
I'll kill you!
Let's run! Hurry up!
Hurry up and run!
Line up!
This is what you get for letting me do whatever I want.
This is the result.
This is it, isn't it?
This is a hero for you, isn't it?
Yes.
What do you have?
I don't know.
Can you fight with this?
You made me fight like this.
I can fight.
Hey!
Yes?
If you can't move, stop it!
No, I thought I could fight more.
Can you move your back legs?
I'm sorry.
Hey!
Yes?
You are the closest to me.
Hey!
Yes?
Can you fight with me?
No pan, shabu-shabu!
Hey!
Is there a hero who says "no pan, shabu-shabu"?
Um...
The system, you know?
So you can have both appetite and sexual desire at the same time.
That's a little big.
You can say whatever you like, so I'll also say "no pan, shabu-shabu" with confidence.
It's not like I'm weak or anything.
What are you?
Huh?
What's with the forest buildings?
Um...
I want to be a big man.
You're not a hero, you're a monster!
I want to be big or...
I want to be a lot of things.
I see.
Sit down!
I'm not mad at you.
You can do it as you like.
Yes, yes.
I'm just showing you.
Physically...
When you're lined up like this,
and you're told you're a hero...
Don't you think it's different?
When you see someone else?
What do you think?
You say you did it because you like it.
Yes.
When you see someone else...
You say you're a hero...
What?
Um...
What I felt was...
Um...
Well, I'm like you, so I can't say much...
But I felt it was different.
Right?
In me.
To be honest, I was wondering what you were going to say.
I was prioritizing you.
Oh, I see.
Yes, of course.
That's what I felt.
Right?
I think you're right.
You've already been chosen.
I'm not saying you're a no-pan-shabu-shabu.
No, but my target is middle-aged people.
In me.
Oh, middle-aged people.
In you.
I'm trying to use middle-aged people.
I see, I see, I see.
But I think you're the main hero.
That's what you think?
Yes, yes, yes.
Oh, did you notice that?
I'm sorry...
Oh, I see.
I see.
I didn't know.
Because you're a civic hero.
But in that sense, you're closest to him.
And you have a weapon.
Yes, yes, yes.
That's what you were saying.
Yes, yes, yes.
Let's work hard next week.
Yes.
Please.
Next week, you're chosen.
That's right.
All of a sudden?
Until today, you're not chosen.
Right?
Even if you look at me like this, it's weird.
It's weird, it's weird.
You know, right?
Yes.
Falcon is okay, right?
No, it's weird.
Oh, it's weird.
I'm sorry.
If you didn't have this, you'd be right.
No, it's not like that!
I want to hear it. Whether you have it or not, it's different.
I know. I know it very well.
You do, don't you?
The five of us together, and as I said before, it was a little cold.
You do, don't you? You do, don't you?
I felt it in my stomach.
You do, don't you?
Well, it's good that you know it now.
I'm sorry.
From now on, new gorenjai will appear.
I understand.
Thank you.
Here you go.
Thank you.
Let's do it properly.
Thank you.
If it's wrong, it's wrong. Let's admit it.
Thank you.
Be careful.
Thank you.
Is there a next life?
Next Story
Kyou-chan!
This is...
The focus is...
Laughing Too Much
Yay, I did it!
Zombeta, you can do it!
Hello, welcome to "Focus is...
"Laughing Too Much"!
Our first topic is...
a new kind of pun...
that we've never heard of before!
Alright, let's start with Hiku-chan!
A new kind of pun, you say?
Well...
Curry is...
Nasty!
Curry is...
That's a masterpiece!
Yes!
Yes, Ita-san!
Skin is...
Nasty!
It's not funny at all!
You're laughing too much!
Yes!
Yes, Ito-chan!
You're making me laugh too much!
I'm kidding!
What's that smell?
Huh?
What's that?!
It's not funny at all!
Are you still an entertainer, you punk?!
You shouldn't say such big things like that!
Use your brain a little, you punk!
What are you saying?!
My scalp...
Take this!
I have a good reason not to lose!
Take this!
This show is really disgusting.
See you later! Bye-bye!
I'm tired of going to school!
Come in!
Wait for me!
I'm coming!
Turn up the volume!
Vocalist Hide!
Guitarist Jin!
Bassist Sada!
Drummer Jin!
Bassist Sada!
Drummer Peace!
We are Yokohama's Kiba!
If you have the power to do that, why don't you do it with us?
Don't do it when you're young!
As soon as post!
Let's do it!
One, two, three, four!
Grandpa! Don't worry about me!
Grandpa! Grandpa! Grandpa!
Party, party, party, party, party, rock 'n' roll!
Nice to meet you!
Nice to meet you, too!
So cool!
Do you like ham?
Yes, I do.
I'll send you some next time.
Inspector, I've brought him.
Oh, thank you.
Oh, I'm sorry.
I'm going to do a field inspection, so will you accompany me for a while?
What does it have to do with you?
Well, I know, but this is also my job.
Is that so?
But, you know, this weapon is...
Inspector!
Yes?
Bring me the weapon.
Yes.
I can only think of it as if it was prepared for me.
Is this your weapon?
Isn't it my weapon?
So, is it your weapon?
No, it's my weapon, but...
That's strange. Do you usually carry a weapon with you?
No, I don't.
Well, I happened to have a party, so I went out to buy a dishcloth.
A dishcloth? That's strange.
Take a look.
Look.
It's scratched here.
It's scratched here, too.
Huh? A dishcloth can't be scratched, can it?
What do you mean?
That's...
I happened to be carrying it with me like this.
When I was carrying it like this, I slipped and dropped it.
That's probably when it got scratched.
Oh, and this scratch here...
I stepped on it like this because of your response.
Well, that was an accident, wasn't it?
Well, well, well...
That's what we think, but...
No matter what the name is, it's different.
That's right.
Don't worry about it. Let's do it slowly.
Let's do it in one go.
Excuse me.
Could you give me a moment?
Yes.
I'm sorry.
Are you left-handed?
Yes, but...
Could you look at me for a moment?
This scar...
Left-handed people have been left-handed for a long time.
There are many left-handed people out there.
Right?
Excuse me, sir.
I'm sorry for asking you, but...
Let's go.
I'm a heavyweight criminal.
Excuse me.
Could you take me here?
To erase my fingerprints.
Right.
Oh, my.
To erase my fingerprints.
You really ran away.
That's what I think.
If you did that, you wouldn't have asked me a question.
The question is...
Was it in that jacuzzi?
Damn you!
I'll kill you!
Hey!
Oh, no. He's right-handed. Let's run away.
Let's go.
I have to run.
Hey, hey.
Yes?
You know, the other day...
Oh, yes.
Could you give me a drink?
Yes.
What is it?
What is it?!
(Night Night Night Night Night Night)
Open the window, make the wall bigger
Let's dance, let's dance, with the light off
I'm sure we'll meet again one day
Don't worry about it, Madonna
Throw it away, throw it away, your serious pride
I'm lost in illusion
Even if it's over time, I'll still close my eyes
I'm sure you feel the same way
Come on!
Wake up, you're on fire!
The more you love me, the more I love you
Please, please, please!
Oh yeah! Oh yeah!
The more you love me, the more I love you
Please, please, please!
Oh yeah! Oh yeah!
The more you love me, the more I love you
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