AISubs v3.5
(Explosion)
I saw a picture of you when you were young.
Yes.
You were called "potato" at that time.
"Potato"?
Please tell me your nicknames.
My nickname?
I'm Kouji with my right foot and Koubo with my left foot.
Nice to meet you.
(Laughter)
I don't like you.
What?
I don't like you.
(Laughter)
What's your name?
Shino.
What's your name?
Shinohara's Shino.
(Laughter)
My face looks like Mickey Mouse's.
What are you saying?
(Laughter)
You...
(Laughter)
You...
I've been called Mickey Mouse for about ten years.
Mickey?
Mickey.
You're still late.
You're still...
Kyo-tan.
(Laughter)
Bye.
(Laughter)
(Beep)
The Amuro Park Project!
Can we go beyond Guntown now?!
(Applause)
How long have we been a duo?
It's been 14 years.
A lot of things have happened.
We've been racing for 14 years.
We've been racing.
(Laughter)
We've been fighting a lot of things.
A lot of things have happened.
(Laughter)
I thought I'd die one day.
That crash.
We'll talk about the details next week.
(Laughter)
It's not too late now.
Let's call him out now.
Yes.
Let's go!
(Applause)
Hey, you guys!
Let's go!
You guys aren't a duo!
You guys are going to do a reverse bungee jump.
(Laughter)
What are you saying?!
It's cold!
(Laughter)
You guys did a great job.
We're tired of it.
Because we did too much?
Yes, yes.
We did a lot of things.
Yes, yes.
You're sleepy, aren't you?
(Laughter)
You're sleepy, aren't you?
- Are you not nervous anymore? - No, I'm not.
- I see. - I'm sleepy.
If you say that, I'll think you were snoring yesterday.
Result, result.
In this precious time of Sunday at 8 o'clock, you scored a double goal.
- This is a big deal. - I'm very happy.
You scored 21 points in this show.
Was it 20%?
We're low-profile men.
- We're low-profile men. - Seriously.
Especially you, Imada. You're really low-profile.
I was low-profile as soon as I came out.
I've never seen you in a show you're in.
I'm sorry.
- Anyway, let me give you an appeal. - Yes, yes.
- I thought you were really good. - Yes.
- Please show me that. - I'll do my best.
- Thank you. - Thank you.
You've become stupid.
TAKAHASHI RACING
- Matsumoto-san. - Yes.
- First of all, this slow-roam and spin-turn. - Yes.
- Takahashi Racing came from over there and did it. - Yes.
- Can you show me in front of you? - Who?
- What? - Why don't you show me in front of you?
- We taught them. - What?
- What?
- Are you Takahashi Racing's sponsor? - Shut up!
Don't get excited! Don't get excited!
- Stop lying! - Shut up!
- Stop lying!
- Please show me in front of you. - Yes, I got it!
Okay, Mr. Racing, please!
You can only do it if you're in the right place.
- I see. - Look at that!
Look at that!
He's coming!
Amazing!
Just like I taught you!
- What? - Just like I told you!
- Get angry! - Get angry!
- Just like I taught you! - Get angry!
- Okay! Let's go! - Yes!
One, two...
He's coming!
Wow!
Hey!
I'm down!
You!
Hey!
Help me!
Split up! Split up!
Look at me! What do you want me to do?
It was very powerful.
It was very scary, wasn't it?
I was surprised.
The moment it hit me, I thought, "Oh, no, I can't do it anymore."
Hey!
Oh, no! I can't do it anymore!
You were too excited!
Wow!
Oh, no! Oh, no!
Wow!
As I taught you...
This, too!
This, too, we taught you.
What we taught you earlier.
Earlier?
What we taught you earlier was that Takahashi and Nishin are quick to swallow.
You're fast.
You and Tetsu did it right away.
You and Tetsu?
Takahashi and Nishin did it.
Tetsu!
I replied!
The red one is you!
Right, Janggoo?
Yes.
You're a good boy, Janggoo.
We'll start.
[Engine revving]
[Explosion]
[Screaming]
Not again!
[Screaming]
Not again!
You got hit again!
You! Where are you?
You're so far away!
You!
Why don't you hit me again?!
You!
Good evening!
Are you having fun?
What's up with you?
I'm going back to O-town.
Hey!
You got hit at a shopping mall in Shibuya!
[Laughter]
[Music]
Now we'll explain the course of the last race.
Yes, sir.
[Speaking Japanese]
[Laughter]
What are you talking about?
No, no, no.
[Laughter]
I'm just going to set this place on fire.
[Laughter]
I'm going to put this on you two's heads.
Wait!
Hey!
You can't close my window!
[Laughter]
You're violating the rules!
No, I'm not!
It's a joke!
[Laughter]
I used to play with actors like you.
[Laughter]
[Screaming]
[Laughter]
What are you doing?
[Laughter]
You!
[Laughter]
You!
[Laughter]
You!
[Laughter]
You red one!
[Laughter]
Wait!
[Laughter]
No, but...
I'll do it, but...
Okay, okay!
[Laughter]
Wait!
Get in next to me!
Let's experience the last part!
[Screaming]
[Laughter]
[Screaming]
Get out of my way!
You!
[Laughter]
[Music]
Here I go!
Ready...
Start!
Oh, no! It's gone! It's gone! It's gone! I'm sorry!
- Did you see it, Frenzy? - Yes, I saw it!
Hey, what are you doing?
Get out of the car!
What are you doing?
Go!
Are you okay?
- What's going on? - Are you okay?
He's gone crazy!
- He's still laughing! - He's still laughing!
He's laughing!
- He's still laughing! - He's not laughing at all!
Good morning! Today, I'd like to have fun with everyone in the nation!
Good morning! Jackson, Chao, Chao!
Today, let me know which of us is more stupid, a fool like you or a fool like my dad!
By the way, I'm often called a fool by people around me!
I got it from Jimmy Onissan in Osaka. Thank you!
By the way, I'd like to know which of us is more stupid, a fool like you or a fool like my dad!
Let me know!
So, everyone, I'm a fool like you or a fool like my dad!
You're a fool!
This is it! This is it!
This is delicious!
No, no, no, I won't do anything bad!
It's dangerous, you know!
I'm not afraid of anything!
Right?!
That's right!
Wow! You're really far away from me!
Today, I'm going to make it clear which one of you is a fool!
This is the game we're going to play!
Yes!
Calculate! Calculate! Calculate!
Thank you, San Diego!
(bubbling)
You don't have anything?
You two look like you're going to do something, so I can't interfere.
No, no, no.
You three can say it anytime you like.
Now, let's get this show started!
Another first round!
(drum roll)
Are you happy now?
Today, we're doing a simple additional fifth round.
You're stupid.
But, you know...
If we just do a simple addition, it won't be fun.
(laughter)
You're stupid.
You don't know anything.
Are you happy now?
So, this is the first round.
We're going to fight in our own conditions.
First of all, look at this!
What is it?
You two will enter this box.
And, when you two enter,
a problem will come down from above.
And that problem will spin around and around.
It's hard to see, isn't it?
In addition,
the iron ball will spin around and around.
(laughter)
So, you two, at the right time,
will come out and look at the problem.
Then, you will calculate it and give us the answer.
Aha! I like this!
(laughter)
This is messed up!
First of all, put down the problem in the center!
(drum roll)
Now, don't come out from here, everyone!
I will give you the answer with the whistle!
Now!
Who is boiling this oyster?
It's easy, isn't it?
Now, then!
Spin the iron ball!
(drum roll)
Ready!
(whistle)
(drum roll)
Put up the problem! Put up the problem!
Put up the problem!
Come out! Come out! Come out!
Why, Papa?
Why are you doing like that?
The string is too tight!
I can't pull it out!
But you pulled it out a little, didn't you?
No, it's not like that!
Is it fast?
It's fast!
Then I'll slow it down a little more!
No, really, I'll slow it down a little more and ask you!
A little more!
Well, let's go again!
Ready!
Come on! Come on!
And the end!
No, no, no!
Stop it! Stop it!
Time's up!
You can leave the box and come over here to the flip board.
The answer is...
The answer is 18!
Papa!
23!
The answer is...
9+7+2=18!
Correct!
And now for the second round!
The rules for the second round are...
From now on, from beyond the sky, a rocket punch will fly towards you!
- That didn't happen before. - It did!
But this time it's a calculation problem.
There's a calculation problem written on the finger of the rocket punch.
Zero, you better not run away!
It's written in small letters!
You have to be patient until it gets close!
You have to read the calculation problem and run away!
You have to give an answer and win!
- I like that! - That!
No, you know...
You might be able to say "read the problem" but...
But I think only girls can say it.
- Where does it come from? - From your armpit...
I think that's what it is.
- No, it's fine! It's fine! - Oh, is it?
It's fine! If you read it all the way...
- Well, it's still small letters... - What are you talking about?
- That's what's scary! - That's right.
- No one reads it in small letters! - Really?
- I don't know if you can read it from here... - No, you can't!
- No way... - Don't say it!
Don't say it!
It's not that fundamental!
Hama-chan knew it but she didn't say it!
Why can't you say it?
Oh, I'm scared! I'm scared! I'm scared!
- Now, get ready for the second round! - I'm scared!
I'm scared!
No, no, I forgot about the explosion surprise video!
That's right.
Now, do you remember it?
Now, you two!
Let's go in here and have Flip write the answer!
No, the answer is different.
That's why...
It looked like blue.
You faithfully wrote what you saw, right?
Yes.
So, 6 plus 8 is...
Simply speaking, it's 14, but...
Yes, yes, yes.
If you wrote what you saw, it's 7!
That's right!
I also said, "Ah!"
To tell you the truth.
Ah! But you said...
This is how it's going to be calculated.
That's right!
So, I ended up like this.
Yes, show us!
6 plus 78!
And you wrote the answer properly, right?
Yes!
Ah... 84!
Now, the correct answer is...
Yes.
The correct answer is...
6 plus 8 is...
14, and it was fine as it is!
But why did it end up like this?!
Well...
You've gotten busy!
That's right!
In this pocket punch...
It was written like this!
6 plus 8 is...
This "?" mark...
Chakota-san saw it as 7!
It's definitely 7!
Chakota-san, look over here!
6 plus 8 is...
?
It was "?"
That's right!
But...
Chakota-san, to tell you the truth...
6 and 8 are correct, so...
There are two correct answers, right?
Yes!
And Chakota-san's answer is...
6 is correct, but...
Chakota-san, look over here!
When I submitted my answer...
The problem of 6 plus 8 is 7...
This "? " marked my 6 plus 78 is 8!
You're really something!
What are you saying?
Which one do you prefer, Sensei?
This has nothing to do with normal calculations, rocket punches or bombs.
It has nothing to do with confrontation itself!
Professor Kyo!
He's not the same person he was in elementary school.
What are you doing?!
Third round!
The third round is over!
Next up, we have a stage performance!
It's actually Sunday the 8th, but we've invited a stripper!
The stripper will take off their clothes one by one.
Then, there will be numbers written on each part of their bodies.
They will dance while dancing with a little bit of rhythm.
So, I'd like you to try dancing on this stage!
Aha! I like this!
Why?!
I'm dying!
Can you do it?!
Let's get started!
You two should stand by with your masks on.
Is it okay for me to stand here?
Yes, it's fine!
Here we go!
Then...
The third round...
Start!
Now, look at me!
Thank you!
I'll show you what I'm capable of!
Watch and learn!
Don't you dare hit me!
Now, listen up!
I'm a womanizer!
Watch and learn!
Time's up!
Wow!
Only men can pull off this trick!
Idiot Bomba, here's your answer!
The answer is 30!
Now, make your choice!
30!
I won't!
Shut up!
The answer is...
9+3+6+1+8=
27!
So, the third round is...
a draw!
We're going to talk about this in the middle of the match!
What's that?
It's a game we rats like to play with.
You spin around like this.
And do you see this?
There are two points in acrylic.
You can see the other side, right?
On this side...
Oh my!
No, it's the other way around!
What?
On this side...
Oh, it's this side!
There's a problem on this side!
Yes!
So that you can come here at the right time!
Spin around and read this problem and give us the answer!
It'd be better if it was just one person!
Yes!
It's the last match!
Oh, it's dangerous! Run, run, run!
Oh, wait!
It's a good feeling!
It's a problem! It's really a good feeling!
Hurry up and open it!
Oh, wait!
It's a problem! It's a problem!
Hurry up and open it!
It's a problem! Hurry up and open it!
It's a problem!
Well, well, well...
What did you say?
I don't know.
What did you say?
Maybe it's a mechanical problem.
Hey! Hey!
You may not know what you're seeing,
but I don't think it's stuck on the ceiling like this.
It's stuck on the ceiling!
Yes!
Who drank the alcohol?
Who? Who?
It's true, it's true.
I have a bad feeling about this.
Now, you two, at the same time, please give us the answer!
The winner is... 349!
On the other hand, the loser is...
282!
Now!
Let me announce the winner!
The winner is... 241 + 25 + 83...
349!
Wow!
This is crazy!
This can't be the winner!
This is crazy!
Why?
It's terrible!
Wait a minute!
Why?
Why is it like that?
It's spinning around like that, so it's hard to see.
I'm trying my best to see it!
It's terrible!
In other words, this time...
The winner is...
(explosion)
(laughter)
Ah, you bastard!
(laughter)
(explosion)
(laughter)
You bastard!
(laughter)
You're dead!
(explosion)
(laughter)
(music)
(laughter)
(explosion)
(laughter)
(explosion)
Yikes!
(laughter)
Shoot!
(explosion)
(laughter)
What are you doing, dad?
(laughter)
I'm going home. Shut up, you have to go home.
Yuck, you're drunk. This is neighborhood medicine.
- Call me if you want. - I don't have the money. I'm going home.
Shut up and do it.
Dad, what's going on?
What's going on?
Look at me.
You're cheating on me with a college student!
- Where can you find evidence like that? - Look at me.
You were riding a bike with a college student!
I don't ride a bike! I'm an adult!
You got rid of by a college student!
I cheated on you.
I admit it.
I'm a woman, too.
I like men.
I'm beautiful, right?
That's love, right?
What are you doing, Dad?
Marry me.
You won't touch me at all, right?
I'm tired of working every day.
You know, Dad...
I'm a pianist, but you're a pianist!
Make a beautiful sound!
Hold me!
Hold me right now!
You're disgusting!
Hold me!
Don't lick women!
Damn you!
I'll kill you!
The college students are stronger, you know.
Wife, let's go shopping for dinner.
Wait a minute.
We have to look at this first.
Oh, I completely forgot.
Coach and Ryoko's...
...food helper!
Now, let's call our cooking teacher.
Cathy Tsukamoto from Shimantogawa Food School.
Please come in.
I was surprised.
Welcome.
Thank you for coming.
Please come in.
I'm sorry.
It's okay.
Your eyes...
Your eyes are sparkling.
I was surprised.
I was surprised, too.
I didn't know that.
I'm sorry.
But what's done is done.
That's right.
So, what are we going to cook today?
That's right.
I'm sure you've all been waiting for this.
Yes.
It's sushi roll sushi.
Sushi roll sushi.
This is amazing.
Yes, it is.
It's rare for you to challenge cooking.
Yes.
So, let's get started.
What kind of dish will it be?
Can you roll whatever you like in my sushi roll?
Usually, sushi roll has a fixed filling, doesn't it?
That's right.
Can you roll whatever you like in my sushi roll?
Yes!
I was surprised.
Right, teacher?
Right?
It's whatever you like.
I'm sorry.
No, it's fine.
I was really surprised.
Are you okay?
Yes.
Teacher, don't cry like that.
It's okay.
I'm the one who killed her.
No, you're not.
You're definitely not.
I didn't do anything.
Thank you.
No problem.
Thank you.
Thank you so much.
No problem.
Goodbye.
Teacher, we have no choice but to make delicious sushi roll.
That's right.
Thank you.
Thank you so much.
I'm looking forward to it.
Thank you.
You're welcome.
Hello.
Then...
Osu!
Osu, teacher!
Osu and...
Ro!
Two points!
Two points, teacher!
Right?
Let's make sushi.
Let's make it.
Right.
Put rice on the seaweed.
Right.
Put rice on it.
Let's use rice for sure.
Right.
Otherwise you'll hurt yourself.
Right.
If you don't put rice on it, you won't know why I killed her.
I didn't do anything.
I'm sorry.
It's okay.
I'm sorry for reminding you of bad things.
No, no.
I'm sorry.
It's nothing.
It's nothing like that.
Then...
Here's the problem.
Prepare a melon.
Huh?
Wait a minute, Ryoko.
Huh?
Melon for sushi is different, isn't it?
Do you use it?
It's really different.
It's really...
Why melon for sushi?
Right.
Why do you have to put melon for sushi?
Right.
You know...
You can say it to people you want to say it.
It's none of their business.
Right.
It's none of their business.
You...
You have that kind of person, don't you?
I have that kind of person, too.
You're a dirty person.
Right?
But melon for sushi is...
Teacher...
Melon for sushi is...
I will never forget it.
Right.
I will never forget that person's words.
I will never forget it.
Right.
But it's none of their business.
It's none of their business.
So, two points.
Right.
No.
Right.
No.
No again.
Congratulations.
Bring me melon.
I'm sorry.
No.
I didn't say it, did I?
No.
But it's fine, teacher.
It's fine.
So, this is melon.
Right.
How do you cut melon?
Let me see...
I have a question!
How do you cut it?
So, this is a difficult question for you, teacher.
How do you do it?
Right.
So, teacher...
This is...
How do you cut melon?
This is... like this.
Right.
So, teacher, please look at me.
Teacher!
I'm sorry.
Right, right.
Please look at me.
I'm going to cut melon now.
Right, right.
It's hard, isn't it?
Right.
You're tired because it's hard, aren't you?
Right.
So, teacher...
Can you show me a sample?
Right.
How do you do it?
So, I...
How do you do it?
I usually cut it like this.
You cut melon, don't you?
I cut melon.
You cut melon.
You all cut melon like this.
Right.
But... I want you to think about it here.
Where do people who cut melon go to work?
So...
Is that a good example?
What do you think?
You throw it away, don't you?
Of course we do.
So...
What do you think about it?
Don't people at work also get in trouble?
Ah!
Wait, wait...
You scared me!
You cut melon, don't you?
I don't cut melon.
Right! Leogo!
Yes!
What do you like?
What I like is cake.
Ah!
So...
So, sensei...
If you roll what you like, you can also...
That's right!
What is this?
Let's roll the cake.
Let's bring the cake.
Leogo!
Yes!
Please bring it!
Yes!
Here you go!
You! Your mother is not here!
Teacher! Teacher! The cake! The cake has arrived!
The cake has arrived!
I'm so sorry! Teacher! I'm so sorry!
I'm so sorry!
Which cake do you like?
Whichever you like!
Let's choose whatever you like!
I'll eat this one.
You'll eat this one?
Yes!
And you'll roll this up?
Roll up? Yes, teacher!
You roll this up?
Yes, you're right!
You're right!
And you roll this up?
Roll up?
You roll this up, right?
Yes!
And this comes out, right?
No, no!
Squeeze!
Here you go, teacher!
You bastard!
It hurts! It hurts!
You bastard!
Well, see you next week!
Goodbye!
Come and Fight!
I lost three times in a row.
Is that okay for today's challenge?
I don't feel like winning anymore.
What are you talking about? You always feel like winning.
If I lose today, the existence of this corner itself will be ruined.
What? Will this corner disappear?
That's also something I'm interested in.
Then, I would like to introduce you to the second trawling item.
Can I play music again?
Go ahead! Do it yourself!
Can I?
Where should I be today?
Around here is fine.
Oh, it's this way after all.
Around here, please.
Then, music, start!
Today...
I don't think I can go this far.
This much is fine, right?
This much is fine.
This is...
The music is changing all the time now.
Oh, that's because of the oil.
Oil.
See?
Oh, we're here.
We're here.
Alright!
See?
Wow!
It is said that you are the leader of the balance world.
Wow! This is wonderful!
So, today...
Can you take this for me?
I will take it!
Please take it.
I forgot it.
So, today we will have a PK match.
I see.
So, let me introduce you to today's super elementary school team!
Super elementary school girls soccer team "Tokyo Senbasu Team" has won four tournaments and other achievements.
They are a super elite group of boys who may change the Japanese soccer world in the future.
Well, well...
Can I show you my technique?
Yes, of course!
Can you show me?
Oh, I see.
Yes, yes.
I see, I see.
Yes, yes.
Well, let me show you.
Yes!
I got it!
The ball is small.
It is for elementary school students.
This is... number four, right?
Number four.
It is about...
Five.
Can you do it if it is five?
No, it is not five.
Oh, it is five!
It is five!
Well, let me show you.
Yes, it is five.
I always do it in five.
Yes, yes, yes.
Yes, it is five.
Oh, oh, oh!
Can you cut this part?
Hey, guys!
Listen to me for a second!
The TV is on now!
It is "Zenkoku Net"!
Are you ready?
The old men and women in the countryside are watching it!
The friends who have moved are also watching it!
People who haven't seen it for a long time are also watching it!
Now!
Let's get nervous!
Now, it is my kick.
Number one!
It is a serve!
It is a goal!
Yes! The pressure plan worked!
The Tokyo match is the first one.
The goalkeeper for the Tokyo match is Kimiko Kamakura, fifth grade.
It is a goal!
It went in from the left corner.
It is a goal!
Now, the second one. Ohata will kick.
Oh!
This is... This is...
Oh, a miss ball came out.
Now, I want to be in the lead again.
Hamada's second one.
Oh!
This is...
It is a cameraman's direct hit.
It is a miss ball.
The cameraman...
It really went in!
Now, the captain wants to decide even if it is a miss ball.
The Tokyo match is the third one.
The captain, Okauchi, will kick.
This one, right? OK.
It is a goal!
What is this?
What is wrong with you?
Now, Hamada's third one.
Oh, a miss ball came out!
Oh!
It is a miss ball.
Now, Yamaguchi's fourth one.
The Tokyo match's fourth one.
It is a serve!
Oh, it went in!
It was a goal!
He decided in the corner on the right.
Now, Hamada's fourth kick.
So far, it's two against two.
Hamada's fourth!
Oh, it went in!
It hit the crossbar!
It was a one-two!
Now, finally...
Grandpa, where do you live?
Yamagata.
Yamagata!
It's shown in Yamagata, too.
Grandpa, watch me, okay?
Now, this is interesting!
The fifth kick is a big one!
Now, it's the fifth bus in Tokyo!
It went in!
It was a goal!
It was a goal in the C-line!
Now...
The crowd...
It's okay.
...has started to cheer.
Hamada is determined to win four in a row!
Will he be able to extend his lead?
Now, Hamada's fifth kick!
Grandpa, you can do it!
It's a sudden death!
It's a goal!
It's a two-goal!
Hamada showed his determination!
The first sudden death!
It's a goal!
It's a good goal!
Hamada, nice play!
Hamada, nice kick!
Now, I hope it's the bus in Tokyo!
Now, Hamada's tension has increased!
Hamada!
It's a goal!
The puck flew in but it didn't come out! It's a goal!
- His head is bouncing off! - What's that?!
- It's starting to look like that! - Look! Look! It's cool, isn't it?!
- Well, well, well... - Now we have two! - Amazing!
- Great Barrier Reef is almost there! - Is there another new item?
We'll have to come up with another song!
(laughter)
How is it?
It's good.
It's delicious.
There is something more delicious.
(Laughter)
It's hot.
(Laughter)
It's hot.
(Laughter)
Right?
(Laughter)
It's funny.
(Laughter)
(Music)
When I reached the window, it was a lonely room.
Someone had turned off the light, but then turned it back on.
As I remembered someone's face,
I thought it was over, and I threw it at you.
The woman who was born in Osaka
leaves Osaka today.
Osaka is full of people again today.
People come from somewhere again.
(Laughter)
Looking back, it's a gray city.
A city that forgot fragments of youth.
(Cheers and applause)
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